(Shakesville)		This week's enemy of feminism for criticizing Hillary is... Wil Wheaton?	(125)
		Serbia's pro-West president claims election win, attributes success to his 2006 American Idol victory	(6)
(Green Papers)		Congratulations to Alan Keyes on joining the "people with more delegates than Giuliani" club last week	(16)
		The Reverend Caldwell, who performed the marriage ceremony for Jenna Bush this weekend, endorsed Barack Obama for President. Awkward	(136)
		First Mate on the S.S. Clintanic warns rural voters that only he and wife stand for them, that there will be plenty of life boats for the third class passengers	(170)
		Number of people admitting to being Republican is at 16-year low	(234)
		Subliminal much?	(173)
(Jerusalem Post)		"Labor MK and former cabinet minister Ophir Paz-Penis on Saturday urged..." Heh. Sorry. "Paz-Penis urged-" Dude, stop looking at me like that. That's his name. I can't do this if you keep making me crack up	(61)
		One in four Republicans reject McCain, say the KoolAid tastes funny	(79)
		"Just turn off the television," says Hillary Clinton to supporters, failing to add: "So you can't see how badly I've lost and everybody who's telling me to step down"	(55)
		"11 million lower-income households don't have to pay income taxes that would have had to pay taxes before the Bush tax cuts."	(80)
(NYT)		Barack Obama plans to talk about John McCain's maverick, trailblazing, new-kind-of-Republican past as a member of the Keating Five	(94)
		Move along "CITIZEN" nothing to see here... Welcome to the New World (news video)	(424)

		Hillary's PowerPoint presentation that was sent to all the House superdelegates	(245)
		McCain's choice for GOP convention chair has A) lobbied for Exxon, B) lobbied for Myanmar's junta, C) led a pro-Bush 527 organization, or D) all of the above	(99)
(The New Republic)		Ten reasons not to pick Hillary as VP	(71)
		How a lawyer and state legislator with no name, family, or wealth connections went from the IL State House to drinking the milkshake of a universally known First Lady in only four years	(140)
(Some Blog)		Col. David Hackworth remembered: "Unlike most pop-offs, the most highly decorated soldier in American military history was reliably on target. So much so that his career ended with the threat of a court martial."	(51)
(Real Clear Politics)		The ultimate VP pick for Obama	(353)
		Ready for coverage about McCain's Sunni-Shiite, Czechoslovakia, or League of Nations mixups? Keep waiting - it's now time for the liberal media to make fun of Obama saying "57 states" on a 24/7 loop for two weeks	(198)
		Two actors from "The West Wing" back up Arianna Huffington's claim that John McCain said he did not vote for George W. Bush in 2000	(76)
		Thousands of Seattle residents unlawfully ticketed on holidays to get $500,000 refund	(11)

		Fox News fires reporter who admitted she voted for McCain	(64)
		Italy's Berlusconi decides not to make the same mistakes twice and fills his cabinet with show girls and kiss-asses	(29)
		John Rinaldi said the initiative would turn "every toilet in San Francisco into basically a shrine for George W. Bush and all his great achievements in his eight years as our commander in chief."	(57)
		Straightshooter McMaverick caught pulling strings to enrich backer	(39)
		Hillary holds a 43 point lead in West Virginia. Obviously it's because of clear policy differences. Riiiiggggghhhhht	(256)
		Arnold tells girly-men carmakers to stop their whining or he'll *pump* them up with hydrogen	(42)
(Rasmussen Reports)		Rasmussen to cease Democratic Primary tracking poll and focus on Obama vs. McCain general election tracking poll	(51)
(Some Guy)		Republicans decide to take a bold stand by voting against Mother's Day	(34)
		Myanmar has agreed to allow a single U.S. cargo aircraft to bring in relief supplies for cyclone victims	(200)
		Ted Kennedy says that Obama is unlikely to pick Clinton for his running mate, and that he should pick someone who "is in tune with his appeal for the nobler aspirations of the American people.'' Oh snap	(104)
		Al Gore will not accept a cabinet post, no matter who wins. Which is convenient, because no one has offered him one. In related news, Submitter will not accept $5 million, no matter who offers it	(49)
		Now free to show much they've always disliked her, Hillary Clinton's "working, hard-working, white Americans" line has started a firestorm of righteous indignation among high-ranking Democrats	(186)
		Mitt Romney finally admits that maybe athiests are citizens also	(113)
		Obama takes the superdelegate lead. Hillary adds another name to her "Judas List"	(240)
(Some Guy)		Who will Edwards endorse? Hint: "I just voted for him on Tuesday." Ron Paul?	(195)
(Some Guy)		Get ready for the next stage of the right-wing attack on Obama: Swiftboating Michelle	(582)
		This year marks the very messy and very public divorce of the Democratic party from Bill and Hillary Clinton. Only question now is who gets custody of Mark Penn	(43)
		Bush vows to veto $296 billion farm bill that does squat to address the corn ethanol subsidy, which is hands-down the single dumbest and most destructive program ever	(152)
		The White House says weed will make you crazy, but not their policies on drugs and war, they're good for you	(112)
		"The biatch is crazy... the biatch be politricking..." Barack Obama on Def Comedy Jam	(50)
(Right Wing News)		The 25 most influential people on the right, according to conservative bloggers	(237)
		Tanks rejoin Russia's annual "We can still kick your ass" parade. You're welcome	(61)
(Some Guy)		Rise of the Weak: When faced with cave-dwelling terrorists, we’ve become shrieking cowards who are willing to trade our Constitution, our freedoms and our souls in exchange for a Nanny State Fatherland	(164)
(Information Dissemination)		Uncle Sam has been quietly lining up untold metric tons of Whoop Ass to unleash on Iran this summer (with pic that should set mullah's pants to Brown Alert)	(312)

		The only way that Obama could possibly lose the nomination is if video of him punching a baby surfaced	(131)
		Crooks and Liars gets their panties in a bunch because Fox News' Fred Barnes told the truth and said "working class is just a euphemism for lower class"	(180)
		The war is over	(354)
		Open war with Georgia more likely due to new Russian troop movements, consultation with Sherman	(77)
		Non-elitist nine-figures-having beer heiress Cindy McCain says she'll never reveal her tax returns, even if she becomes First Lady	(154)
(Times Caucus)		Both Democratic camps agree - Florida & Michigan really don't matter after all	(28)
		Yesterday: Hillary will exit gracefully. Today: Hillary is in full race bait mode saying she has the support of all "hard-working Americans, white Americans."	(277)
		Alec Baldwin thinking about running for office, says he's always really admired Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono and that Gopher guy from "Love Boat." Still no cure for Alec Baldwin	(73)
		Obama to declare victory in 12 days	(264)
(Some Guy)		Harvey Weinstein threatened to cut off campaign money to congressional Democrats unless they seat Florida & Michigan	(70)
(National Journal)		Why blogging matters: a single blogger using nothing but math and statistical models predicted the Democratic primary more accurate than any professional pollster	(44)
		Toni Morrison: "People misunderstand why I called Bill Clinton the first black president. I meant it in a bad way."	(75)
		GOP about to lose another married Congressman over a sex scandal. On the plus side, it was heterosexual	(94)
		Bush threatens to veto $300 billion homeowner bailout plan	(262)
		Clinton in discussions to be V.P., according to George Stephanopoulos	(341)
		Michigan Dems settle on last minute plan to prevent nuclear destruction later this month. Bonus: Plan might actually work	(194)
		Texans brace themselves for the possibility of change this November. Concealed handgun applications jump 40% in anticipation of an Obama Presidency	(328)
		Tragedy strikes the US evangelical movement as the younger generation cares more about poverty and helping people than in destroying the country	(127)
		Having spent all the state's tax revenue, Massachusetts politicians want to confiscate Harvard's endowment fund to balance the budget	(61)
		McCain cites ability to work with Ted Kennedy as proof that his temper can't be all that bad	(12)
		The five mistakes that doomed the presidential campaign of Hillary Rodham Clinton	(466)
		Not news: state Attorney General has affair. News: Other politicians want to impeach him. Fark: they must ask said Attorney General for advice on how to impeach his adulterous ass	(19)
(Dub Dub Dee En)		Hillary Clinton: The psycho ex-girlfriend of the Democratic Party. Wheatowned (not safe for work language)	(531)
		DNC superdelegate putting his vote for sale for $20 million	(63)
		Jon Stewart to John McCain - "Who would you rather face in the general election, Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton?" John McCain - "Ron Paul"	(81)
		"Clinton could decide to court voters by dressing as a giant chicken and promising an XBox 360 to every American. She has a right to do that. But it would still be really stupid"	(18)
		Obama needs more white women	(54)
		Former Senator now driving driving special needs bus, can't tell the difference	(15)

		Hillary's lead strategist: "We think the results last night strengthen the case that she will be the strongest candidate for the Democratic Party in November."	(217)
		Rush Limbaugh is now supporting Obama to be the Democratic nominee...wait, what?	(637)
(Some Guy)		Caption what Bush is trying to say to Putin	(157)
(wordpress)		Seven reasons why we are totally screwed	(69)
		Seven reasons why Hillary shouldn't quit	(123)
		Seven reasons why Hillary should quit	(32)
(Some Guy)		Superdelegate Heath Shuler endorses Hillary Clinton. Which isn't surprising, because he always showed such great decision making skills in the NFL	(49)
(Some Crazy woman)		A lot of people want to start a third party in US politics, but most of them aren't married to the leader of the Democratic Party	(145)
		"The goal of Paulville.org it to establish gated communities containing 100% Ron Paul supporters and or people that live by the ideals of freedom and liberty."	(117)
(Some Newt)		Newt Gingrich hops on board the changewagon, predicts big problems for Republicans in November	(90)
		It.. will... not... DIE	(247)
		Pelosi would like more stimulus, struggles with uncooperative Bush	(57)
		"Fertilized egg is a person" ballot proposal may mean that doctors can't treat women with cancer, birth control will be banned, and sex with pregnant women may lead to sex with minors charges	(323)
		Obama camp credits Clinton's narrow win in Indiana to Operation Chaos	(128)
		Obama downs a PBR in North Carolina, leaves 900% tip	(138)
		Conservatives happier than liberals. Perhaps because they eat meat, drink scotch, and watch the blonde bombshell reporterettes on Fox News	(349)
		Congressman proposes a ban on the sale of explicit magazines on military bases, because the sight of womens breasts promotes violent tendencies amongst soldiers	(70)
		Hillary Clinton's campaign rakes in over $6 million following her resounding victory in Indiana	(262)
		McCain makes it clear: He'll only appoint judges that strictly interpret the Constitution in a manner he agrees with	(80)
(America Blor)		Wesley Clark called Hillary Clinton last night, urged her to drop out, asked her what she was wearing	(132)
		George McGovern abandons the Clintanic	(134)
		Putin hand-picks his successor as President, who hand-picks Putin as Prime Minister. My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one is the real hero?	(30)
		Alan Keyes got 3% of the vote in North Carolina	(44)
(Dilbert Blog)		Dilbert would like you to know that you can trust him to decide which candidate is best for economical reasons	(18)
		Republicans in Congress get ready to enter the bomb shelter for the next four years to ride out the coming progressive onslaught and await a new Ronald Reagan	(84)
		While Obama is rolling, he's still unknown and untested and has many weaknesses as a candidate, just like Michael Dukakis	(214)
		The White House Special Counsel who is in charge protecting government whistleblowers from retaliation was just raided by the FBI over claims that he illegally retaliated against whistleblowers on his staff	(49)
(News and Observer)		NC House candidate endorses, campaigns for, concedes to, and votes for opponent, but still wins. EPIC FAIL	(28)
		Woman crashes Maryland Governor's press conference. Literally	(6)
		George Bush admits that he's broken another Federal law, but since no one's going to arrest him, that's okay then	(184)
(The New Republic)		After NC's crushing blow, Hillary is free to play out the rest of her days as an older, shriller Democratic Mike Huckabee	(122)
(Some Guy)		Did Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos" win Indiana for Hillary?	(146)
		Nuns in their 80s and 90s turned away from polls for not having IDs, by a fellow nun	(88)
		Hillary Clinton cancels all morning talk shows and other public appearances on Wednesday	(802)

		Clinton wins Indiana, Obama wins North Carolina and the wheels keep going round and round and round	(1376)
		Your Official Indiana/North Carolina Primary Thread (LGT MSNBC's live video feed)	(1930)
		Just so you all know, the Clintons have today decided that because in their view MI and FL should be counted 100%, the new magic number is 2,209... so they will not quit if/when Obama reaches 2,025. Good day	(713)
		The Obama campaign has reached its goal of 1,500,000 individual donors. The question remains, how many of those were Muslim sleepers who want him to destroy America?	(185)
		Al Gore on potential of his emerging as a compromise candidate for the Democrats - "That's as remote as you can imagine." Added "*cough*Gore/Obama2008"	(87)
		Congress wants to cut funds to feed hungry children by 90 percent while giving millions to wealthy farmers. Why? Hungry children don't have high-priced lobbyists with their noses up Congress's butt	(151)
		More than 230 economists from all political backgrounds sign a letter opposing McCain & Clinton's gas-tax holiday plans, further proof that economists are elitists that hate the poor, sip lattes, and kill kittens with glee	(282)
		Meanwhile, in his spare time, Obama has negotiated a ceasefire in the Niger delta. No, really	(435)
		Westboro Baptist Church: "If I don't have no $5 million, you can't take no $5 million." Court: "I drink your milkshake, I drink it up"	(164)
		After losing two out of three recent special elections, the GOP is suddenly not sure their "block all legislation and then whine about a 'do nothing Congress'" is the the cunning plan they thought it was	(79)
		Obama picks up three superdelegates in Illinois, charmed him with that "my caucus or yours?" line	(57)
		Since Obama shouldn't have to answer controversial questions, Roberts declares "Wright-free zone" for Obama interview. Goes on to ask whether he can get Obama anything at all	(432)
		Primary day conventional wisdom: Obama will take NC, Clinton will win Indiana, and the voters will endure the torture of six more primaries in four weeks	(241)
		McCain's health care plan differs from that of Obama and Hillary's because it makes sense	(317)
		John McCain takes swipe at Obama, incontinence	(167)
		Rush Limbaugh says Clinton-Obama race is proceeding precisely according to his plan... and by plan he actually means no plan at all	(113)
		Caption this picture of Hillary taking a MySpace picture of herself and a few dozen of her friends	(123)
		Report suggests that suicides by Iraq veterans may outnumber combat deaths	(165)
		Hitchens on the Obama 2-for-1 deal, and Michelle's thesis: To describe it as hard to read would be a mistake, for the thesis cannot be "read" at all... this is because it wasn't written in any known language	(100)
		Hillary Clinton's guidelines for winning, presented by Keith Olbermann. (LGT video)	(64)
		You know who else thought Americans deserved 9/11?	(125)

		Obama's bomb-sniffing dog leaves his own personal editorial on Time reporter's laptop	(26)
		"Hey, John Kerry, my eyes are up here"	(89)
(Michelle Malkin)		John McCain gives the finger to conservatives, will speak at the National Council of La Raza	(151)
		Bush says increasing supply is the solution to high gas prices, mentions nothing of decreasing demand. Omission Accomplished	(200)
(Some Guy)		Barack Obama spent the weekend condemning SUVs while of course driving in SUVs and other gas-guzzling luxury cars	(237)
		India is considering a ban on trading in food futures. Your dog doesn't want to be steak	(42)
		Clinton could lose her committed superdelegates in California if she doesn't make major gains before June 3. Expect May to bring out the true, brimstone-scented Hillary we've all been waiting for	(93)
		Rising food prices could force hundreds of millions of Asians back into poverty, sparking political instability and social unrest	(122)
		Turns out the dastardly liberals weren't the only ones pondering the national implications of Don Cazayoux winning a seat held by the GOP for 30 years	(50)
		News: Clinton bashes Obama on gun rights although she's always supported gun control. Fark: To prove it, she sends out a mailer depicting a fancy customized European rifle that couldn't possibly exist in real life	(243)
		Update: Hillary Clinton will definitely try to ram through a decision to seat the disputed 210-member Florida and 156-member Michigan delegations on May 31st	(272)
		McCain carries with him a lucky penny, lucky nickel, lucky quarter, lucky four-leaf clover, lucky feather and lucky compass. Together, they form Voltron	(62)
		Hillary Clinton channels her inner Huey Long, becomes a populist fighting for the little guy. She starts by bashing her donors	(47)
		Obama is clueless on the economy	(281)
		James Carville helpfully said that if Hillary gave Obama one of her vehicles of testicular fortitude, “they’d both have two”	(90)
		Caption what John McCain is bellowing	(237)
		Turkmenistan's new ruler is working to undo the crazy hilarity of his predecessor, like renaming the days of the week after his family and the golden statue of himself that rotated to always face the sun	(76)
		Boris Johnson's first act as mayor is to ban alcohol on the London Underground, which will solve all its problems, make the trains run on time	(34)
		Hillary on Rush: “He’s always had a crush on me.” Rush Limbaugh last seen stocking up on shotgun rounds, garlic cloves and dramamine	(89)
		Even the right wing newspapers get it. "[Hillary] is acting like one of our own"	(69)
		After Wright ordeal, Obama now up by 11 points over John McCain. Desperate for controversy, media scrambling to find Obama's second cousin's former roommate's boss's girlfriend	(133)
		The Empire Strikes Barack. It's as if a million Republicans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced	(67)
		John McCain thinks that America should build 700 new nuclear power plants. Bonus: It's because France is doing it	(199)
		Sen. Jack Scott (D-umbass) rises above other politicians	(20)
(Foreign Affairs)		Fareed Zakaria, pretty much the smartest guy on the face of the planet, describes how the United States will remain the sole global hegemon because everyone else is a bunch of stinky doo doo heads	(60)
		A Brit's honest take on the Democratic primaries	(44)