"It’s a myth that the world’s oil is running out. Production of oil is being constrained by several forces, none of them due to God’s failure to put enough of the black gold under our feet."	(7)
(Some Guy)		New book tells about a US President who screws around with lots of women while his wife thinks she's president. Is it about the Clintons? Nope, try FDR	(34)
		Ron Paul wants to defy federal finance rules and take all $4 million dollars left over from his failed presidential campaign to start a for-profit libertarian publishing company	(105)
(Some Guy)		Looks like Dems should have listened to Carville. Back in 2006	(75)
(Some Guy)		It's not too late for Al Gore to get the democratic nomination	(71)
		Top Johnson supporter admits to secret life as sex addict. Johnson goes where? Everywhere	(23)
		It shouldn't take a Nobel laureate economist to blame Bush and Greenspan for the current financial crisis, but here's one anyway	(90)
		Last Sadr bastion in Basra falls, which proves the surge is working	(46)
		McCain skirts campaign finance laws while flying around the country in his billionare wife's jet calling Barack Obama an elitist	(85)
		By paying a $1.3 million ransom to release Spanish fishing boat and its 26-member crew, the Spanish government has taught the Somalians an important lesson: crime pays	(78)
(Some Guy)		Health insurance too secular for you? Try Biblical HealthCare Solutions, for less than $570 a month	(52)
		Benazir Bhutto-style assassination underway in Afghanistan	(20)
		Justice department to Congress: The CIA is above the law	(452)
		Argentinian education minister forced to resign after hundreds of schools receive encyclopaedia admitting that the Falkland Islands are British	(37)
		"It's clear that McCain's foreign policy approach seems even more childishly bellicose than the current occupant of the Oval Office."	(51)
(PhillyBurbs)		Property values down? Don't worry, towns are now being ordered to raise taxes	(56)

		Teenage daughter of Hamas leader killed in IDF raid. This should end well	(233)
		Hillary Clinton challenges Barack Obama to a 90-minute moderator-free debate, Lincoln-Douglas style, before May 6th	(368)
		What would happen to Democrats who supported Obama if Clinton were to win? Payback	(108)
		"Hillary Clinton has made it clear that she plans to stay in the race for the nomination, which brings me to this logical conclusion: It is time for Barack Obama to drop out"	(71)
(Newsweek)		When an American Idol contestant is booted after singing "Jesus Christ Superstar," there's only one logical conclusion: Southern racists control America	(92)
(Right Wing News)		The top 10 reasons the Democratic superdelegates should select Hillary over Barack	(145)
(Daily Kos)		I will not let you break this entire nominating process for one state. The rules are the rules." - then DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe on Michigan wanting to move up their primary, 2004	(44)
		Obama wants to prevent crime in Chicago by making it more illegaler	(117)
(Some Military Retiree)		Having solved all other military-related problems, Congressional Republicans concentrate on passing the "Military Honor and Decency Act." Repubs to soldiers: Playboy - Not Yours. Soldiers to Repubs: Suck it long, suck it hard	(102)
		Obama wins by 10 points in Indiana	(208)
		Obama's answer to rising gas prices is to raise taxes on oil companies, because they would never do anything like pass a tax increase on to their customers	(178)
		On this very special episode of Dumbass the Movie, Cindy Sheehan files to take on Pelosi and move to Washington DC. (Bonus: already endorsed by Ted McGinley)	(244)
		In the newest attempt to send Clinton's campaign the way of Ol' Yeller, a major fundraiser has jumped ship	(48)
(Think Progress)		President Bush's appearance on this past Monday's edition of "Deal or No Deal" coincided with the show's lowest ever rating for a Monday	(54)

(Some Guy)		CNN scores the interview everyone's been waiting for: The Abercrombie guys from Obama's rally	(71)
(Daily Kos)		Obama's campaign holds conference call with reporters about their new voter registration drive. When asked for questions, the reporters don't ask about voter registration but about the stupid crap they always talk about	(80)
(Some Gator)		Georgia state senator: "A Gator tag will cause accidents. It will lower our quality of life. In fact, my children used to have nightmares because we lived dangerously close to the state of Florida."	(81)
		The glorious new Embassy of Freedom in Baghdad, which makes a Supermax prison look like a playground for handicapped kids, which cost $700 million, does not have enough beds for the diplomats. The Aristocrats	(38)
		To celebrate the day the Jack Abramoff scandal broke, Democrats sent a Jack impersonator to the office of Rep. Tom Feeney (R-otten)	(17)
		Massachusetts police get black uniforms to instill "sense of fear." The moon still rulez. Chowdah	(74)
		McCain asks NC GOP to stop QUESTIONING OBAMA'S PATRIOTISM and quit showing OBAMA'S CRAZY PREACHER. Cut it out guys. Nudge nudge	(102)
		Who has missed more votes in the Senate? A) The two candidates still fighting for their party's nomination, B) The guy who had a brain hemorrhage, C) John McCain	(33)
		U.S. President George Washington: "I can not tell a lie. I did it." U.S. Representative Craig Washington: "God made me shoot at him."	(22)
(Some Guy)		Using math right out of Clinton's campaign, CNN expertly demonstrates that Hillary DID get a double digit win in Pennsylvania	(74)
		John McCain says for the second time in two days that "it's very clear who Hamas wants in the White House." Obama campaign responds, "Thanks for that 'respectful campaign' you promised, jackass"	(92)
(Durant Democrat)		Bush Administration finds way to cut cost of war in Iraq: they've quit feeding some soldiers lunch	(365)
		"Since the Civil War only four Democrats—Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Franklin Roosevelt and Samuel Tilden—have won a majority of the popular vote"	(64)
(New West)		With his career perpetually stalled, Sen. Larry Craig's legal expenses have forced him to repeatedly tap his own campaign fund, but Congress now takes a wide stance on preventing further withdrawals. Penis	(26)
		Democrats lost the past two presidential elections by nominating candidates who had trouble connecting with down-scale white voters. They are about to do the same, but with their eyes wide open	(237)
		Rev. Wright elbows his way back into the headlines just in time to hurt Obama's chances in Indiana and North Carolina	(235)
		Rep Clyburn (D-Obvious) says that Clinton is staying in the race to have a chance for 2012, not 2008	(84)
		"The Bush administration has insisted on the right of a sovereign nation to determine for itself what international law means. This is at bottom the sin for which its legal advisers will never be forgiven."	(110)
(dkos)		Nobel prize winning economists say Obama better for the nation than Clinton, McCain. Typical elitists	(86)
		When a picture is worth exactly three words: mayor confirms that he didn't shake his challenger's hand. And his exact words to him were, "F--- you, Steve"	(38)
(Some Guy)		Black Americans just now coming to the shocked realization that Bill Clinton never really cared about them and was just using them to get votes	(122)
		Israeli PM says things would be much simpler if the Palestinians would just lay down their arms and let themselves be peacefully bulldozed into the sea	(288)
		Canada's Supreme Court rules that a police dog sniffing a student's backpack is an awful lot like a police officer searching the same backpack	(29)
		Obama's sure thing in Indiana looking tenuous now as he holds only a one point lead over Hillary "Not In The Cart Yet" Clinton	(275)
		Seattle city council is upset that the mayor is actually doing something instead of sitting on his ass	(24)
		Iraqi Parliament considering a ban on toy guns "to help create a new generation who believe in the new concepts of Iraq and who reject violence in all its forms." Problem solved	(53)
(Some Guy)		Future water wars between U.S. and Canada are inevitable, and we're not talking SuperSoakers, folks	(415)
		Taiwan about to lose its nose picking, reporter shoving, narcoleptic education minister	(8)
		Bush says he will veto bill mandating that the Coast Guard provide security around eight liquefied natural gas terminals and any arriving tankers	(90)
		Having identified the man responsible for Benazir Bhutto's death, the Pakistani government has arrested him. Just kidding -- they signed a security deal with him	(27)
		McCain slams the federal response to Katrina. Way to strike while the iron is hot, dude	(70)

(Huffington Post)		McCain may name ex-Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina as running mate, proving that the VP office itself is very cheap but potential candidates to fill it cost a fortune	(99)
		Obama gets both encouragement and a warning from Wilder. "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."	(102)
		Remember how Florida and Michigan delegates were agreed to be split evenly between Clinton and Obama at the convention? Now, not so much	(155)
		Obama agrees to finally go on Fox News Sunday, which begs the question: Why is Fox News interviewing someone with such well-known terrorist sympathies?	(244)
		Justice Scalia on Bush v. Gore decision: "Get over it"	(490)
(The New Republic)		Despite what he's telling you, Barack Obama won't get the U.S. out of Iraq any more than Richard Nixon's "secret plan" got us out of Vietnam	(66)
(Some Guy)		Ohio state representative resigns over porn on his data stick	(46)
		Not News: Well educated, wealthy, young woman considering voting for Obama. Fark: Jenna Bush	(53)
(Some Politico)		Having honed his debate skills in fark political flamewars, TFer POAC is running for state representative	(459)
(Some Guy)		Al-Qaida is getting pissed off at 9/11 deniers	(134)
		The NRO isn't trying to fearmonger or anything, but just understand that if you don't vote Republican in '08, terrorists will turn the U.S. into a hellish nuclear fireball, instantly wiping out everyone and everything you care about	(52)
		Bush confident there will be a Palestinian state by the end of his term, and it wil be guarded by gnomes and wizards and bears with lasers	(272)
		Forget Pennsylvania, Obama is the nominee: "I believe the cement set around the Clinton coffin last Friday"	(55)
		Los Angeles is a third world city	(354)
		Comedian Rush Limbaugh calling for riots in Denver during the DNC convention	(154)
		Bill Richardson fires back at James Carville: "Clinton supporters like him are like a dynasty clinging to the throne"	(38)
(NYT)		Is Obama a Mac and Clinton a PC? That's the New York Times for you. Always willing to ask the hard questions	(62)
		House Speaker Nancy Pelosi honors Earth Day with a biblical quote. She didn't use the King James version of the Bible, but the Making It Up version instead	(229)
(Some Guy)		The generational contest going on in the Democratic primary simplified	(107)
(Pew Research)		Only 11 percent of Americans rate the economy as excellent or good, a six percent drop from January. But it's still obviously the fault of the media	(129)
(Some Blog)		Shocked, absolutely SHOCKED to find out that Hillary didn't raise $10 million in the last 24 hours	(284)
		Antonin Scalia -- the "originalist" conservative Supreme Court justice who shuns all media -- will be on "60 Minutes" this Sunday to hawk his new book	(108)
		Brazil's discoveries of what may be two of the world's three biggest oil finds in the past 30 years could help end the Western Hemisphere's reliance on Middle East crude	(203)
		The Chinese government has nothing better to do than worry about which dance troupes are performing in Canada	(42)
		Barack Obama may win the Democratic nomination because he can talk sports and Hillary has cooties	(38)
(The Hill)		You remember the promise that Nancy Pelosi gave two years ago to lower the price of gasoline?	(204)
(Some Guy)		Awwww Clinton and Obama are tired	(41)
(NY Times)		Food prices are up, farmers are making a good living and the biofuels mandate is creating grain shortages. So Congress does the obvious thing: Authorizes $5.2 billion in cash to farmers and does squat about biofuels	(97)
(Some Guy)		The Teflon Dem: Obama continues to sling stereotypes, and his ratings continue to soar	(63)
		Hillary was running the "vast, right-wing conspiracy" all along. What a twist	(47)
(Some Guy)		What is Bill Clinton thinking?	(200)
		Spitzer liked to use... props	(197)
		Democrats are angry at Howard Dean for making the primary process too inclusive. "It's so fair, it's unfair"	(66)
		Tony Blair's portrait has been added to the Parliamentary art collection. Oddly, he is not pictured sitting on Bush's lap	(21)
(Real Clear Politics)		Old and busted: Obama's insurmountable financial edge. The new hotness: Clinton raking in $10 million in 24 hours	(244)
(Some Guy)		Jeb Bush says humans do not cause global warming, also advocates killing of alligators because they eat small dogs. "Is this open to the press?"	(66)
		If you're a corrupt politician, and I'm Patrick Fitzgerald, my straw goes acroooooooooss the room, and drinks your milkshake. I, drink, your, MILKSHAKE I drink it up	(54)
		More than half of 1,600 EPA scientists surveyed were pressured by politics. Progress sulks and walks away with head down	(53)
(nwitimes.com)		Candidate rule No. 1: Speak at whatever function you are invited to. Rule No. 2: Ignore swastikas and Hitler's portrait behind the dais. Rule No. 3: FAIL	(255)
		The newest manufactured controversy: Who were the guys in Abercrombie shirts standing behind Obama last night?	(113)

		"More and more, McCain will want to run against Obama and his far weaker coalition of elite whites, African-Americans, students—and closets of skeletons. More and more, we will start to see the buyer's remorse of 1972."	(214)
		Let's make this perfectly clear. Don't fark with Canada's ability to import strippers	(82)
		In light of Obama's continuing failure to connect with low-income whites, Slate wonders: Just how much of the general election vote would Obama lose by virtue of his race alone?	(249)
		Headline: Students suspended for skipping class to meet Obama. Reality: Students suspended for skipping class	(68)
(Newsbusters)		The lowest-rated cable channel is teaming up with the lowest-rated radio network in the hopes of finding success by bashing Republicans and conservatives	(70)
		Obama is already whining and making excuses about Pennsylvania	(110)
		The Tony Rezko trial just got a whole lot of crazy. Karl Rove, U.S. attorney firings kind of crazy	(53)
		Supreme Court decides that pesky writ of habeus corpus can be dealt with after you've already been arbitrarily searched and found guilty by a police officer	(288)
(Some Guy)		Michelle Malkin goes there: Which terrorists support which Democratic presidential candidate?	(121)
		The incoherent "sputtering rage" of the progressive Left at Hillary Clinton not rolling over and accepting defeat graciously is basically "liberals foreshadowing their own November defeat"	(94)
(Andrew Sullivan)		Since March 4th, Hillary has dominated Obama in her firewall states of Ohio, Texas and Pennsylvania so much that her net delegate gain is a whopping 5. That's 0.2% of the total delegates	(169)
(New York Times)		Hillary's Pennsylvania campaign was "meaner, more vacuous, more desperate, and more pandering than the mean, vacuous, desperate, pander-filled contests preceding it." And THAT's from a paper that endorsed her	(125)
		Obama "is the one unable to overtake his opponent. The media should put down the Obama Kool-Aid and ask why." Mmmm, Obama Kool-Aid. Probably tastes like menthol cigarettes and elitism	(216)
(Some Guy)		An analysis of the generation gap found in the PA primary results	(61)
(The Atlantic)		How the expectation game is played: Hillary Clinton now has won four contests in a row, managing to kick Wyoming and Mississippi out of the union	(116)
		Supporters going nuts over the 16 percent Ron Paul got in meaningless Pennsylvania GOP primary	(104)
		If you don't want to get blamed for covering up 12,000 suicide attempts a year by veterans in your care, don't start your emails with "Shh"	(137)
(McClatchy)		In a stunning move that is sure to please everybody, McCain picks a failing Ohio factory to laud free trade	(72)
(NYTimes)		Credit crunch spurs government to buy student loans. I want "to make sure federal loans continue to be available" says Education Secretary Margaret Spellings, 43rd in line of succession to the presidency	(83)
(The London Paper)		News: Man knocks out politician. Fark: With a well aimed stress ball to the head	(57)
		Bush sets another record with 69 percent disapproval rating. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG	(276)
(Daily Kos)		Elizabeth Edwards to campaign with Hillary in North Carolina	(387)

		Hillary sees her shadow in Pennsylvania. We can expect six more weeks of tired, pathetic campaigning	(1003)
		Pennsylvania primary discussion thread, Part Deux	(855)
(Some Guy)		Sen. George McGovern takes the young whippersnapper Sen. John McCain to task for nearly thirty year old slam. Submitter gladly gets off his lawn and salutes him for knowing when to land a good punch	(129)
		Pennsylvania primary discussion thread (Closed - see new thread)	(1410)
		UN estimates Darfur conflict death toll at 300,000 now. Good thing they don't have oil	(160)
		In an apparent attempt to set a land speed record in lying to cover up another lie, Bill Clinton denies saying "Obama played the race card on me" even though that S-bomb interview taped him saying it	(185)
(Town Hall)		Chuck Norris doesn't just defend tired creationist canards, he uses them to pummel godless scientists into stupefied oblivion	(276)
		TPM asks the question no one else seems to have considered regarding Clinton's promise to destroy Iran if it nuked Israel: Doesn't Israel have second strike capability to handle exactly such a situation on their own?	(193)
(NewsBusters)		Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" and "The Day After Tommorrow" are closer than you think. In some places, they're the same film. With side-by-side comparison video goodness	(199)
(Daily Kos)		US Attorney and Lieberman campaign both knew hacking accusations were false before the 2006 general election, shockingly decided not to say anything	(53)
(PennLive)		Newspaper in Pennsylvania's state capital runs front-page story with photos of Clinton, Obama, puts sticker over Clinton's face. Bonus: Claims it was "an accident", not a sign of bias	(471)
(HotAir.com)		New York Times continues its streak of failure hit jobs on McCain	(72)
		Bill Clinton lies like a rug. Shocking, right? Bonus: S-bomb at end of audio when he thinks the mic is dead	(99)
		"Fifteen percent of those surveyed said they have supported a cause because of what they heard an actor, singer or other celebrity say or do."	(307)
		Clinton preferred over Obama by bowlers, hunters, gun owners, and women; tied among beer drinkers	(76)
(The Daily Dish)		Stupidest. Protester. EVAR (w/ pic)	(130)
(Some Guy)		Hillary runs ads showing Pearl Harbour and Bin Laden, which can only mean one thing. We're safe from Hitler	(122)
		Some dirtball is complaining that John McCain is recieving disabilty payments for his war injuries	(244)
(Some Guy)		McCain hires beauty queen to supervise interns so if he gets involved in a sex scandal the entire nation doesn't go "eeeew WTF"	(131)
(Some Guy)		Pennsylvania Governor and Clinton surrogate Ed Rendell praised Louis Farrakhan as "one who really knows the meaning of respect for women"	(40)
(WYFF)		Real church marquee in SC: "Obama, Osama, hmmm are they brothers?"	(1124)
(Some Guy)		Tony Snow hired as political analyst for CNN. Wag, dog	(62)
		Ensuring his quick removal from office, Representative in Colorado State Legislature calls Mexican workers "illiterate peasants"	(115)
		If Obama loses Pennsylvania, it's because he refused to pay people to vote for him	(255)
		What has the Bush administration done right in foreign policy? How about attempting to block a sale of Chinese arms to Zimbabwe security forces	(93)

		Congress allows consumers to testify against credit card company abuse, provided consumers sign waivers allowing credit card companies to publish private consumer information such as purchases, social security number, and payment history	(157)
		Bill Clinton is peeved at system the Democrats use for primary, claims GOP system would have already made Hill the nominee. If only there were some sort of candidate for change	(64)
		Hillary Clinton - "If Iran attacks Israel, I will obliterate them"	(269)
(Some Broke Bitter Man)		Forty percent of Americans call "poverty" the biggest moral issue. This is a greater percentage of people than those who selected abortion, gay marriage or any of the other issues so-called "values voters" care about	(254)
		Watch as Bill Clinton makes the same arguments Barack Obama did about God, gays and guns	(101)
		Forty-one different "journalists" have independently decided it was totally unfair for Barack Obama to get some questions at the debate that weren't softballs	(127)
(Some Guy)		All three presidential candidates to appear on "WWE Raw" tonight, expected to be a in a triple threat Texas cage match to determine the winner. (Bonus: Video with corny catchphrases)	(417)
(Brisbane Times)		Zimbabwe's health minister shows up at a political meeting with assault rifle, threatens death to anyone not voting for Mugabe. Hillary seen taking notes, shoving Bill towards gun shop	(42)
		Hamas admits it can't recognize Israel because the Zionist state has gotten so much bigger since '67. Maybe if it shed some of those extra territories it would look a bit more familiar	(731)
(Politico)		Ron Paul campaign releases ad attacking McCain. Really	(131)
		Hillary to Central PA voters: I understand you because I'm white	(172)
(Some Guy)		Obama is not the mythical all-powerful bringer of hope and love libs thought he was	(294)
(Financial Times)		The most authoritative financial newspaper in the world endorses Barack Obama, saying he "genuinely seeks consensus", as opposed to that fire-breathing she-goblin	(39)
		Gore says no improvement in climate since his 2006 movie. And for a hefty fee, he's willing to let you fly him somewhere and give a speech telling you so	(466)
(Some Guy)		Logical and insightful article proves Carter is a traitor who hates America	(187)