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Sun March 30, 2008
BBC Obvious Zimbabwe officials delay election "results" while more votes are being fabricated. Bonus: lolcat protest sign (38)
CSMonitor Hero While most states are simply choosing to ignore the ramifications of the REAL ID act, Montana decides to send a letter to DHS which kindly requests of them to STFU (69)
(Some Guy) Asinine CNN Frontpage headline: Obama - "I was terrible". Actual story: "Obama on bowling - I was terrible". It's not news, it's CNN.com (75)
(Some Guy) Amusing Hillary finally releases part of her tax return. And those aren't redaction lines, they're holes from sniper's bullets (52)
(Physorg.com) Asinine Even though tobacco-related deaths in New York have dropped dramatically since public smoking ban, city smokers still whining they have the god-given right to poison everyone's air and run up everyone's insurance premiums (217)
(Long War Journal) Followup You know all that media tripe about how Sadr is winning? Actually, he just called for a ceasefire because he's getting his ass kicked (62)
SeattlePI Interesting Proving Carville's "it's the economy, stupid" sentiment stunningly correct, economics-based election predictor accurately predicted Bush's '04 win and points to Dem victory in November (93)
Chicago Tribune Dumbass Hillary's choice of campaign manager was a little subprime (36)
Wall Street Journal Obvious "Hillary is having the worst case of cognitive dissonance in the history of modern politics" (225)
(Some Big Brother) Asinine Georgia governor Sonny Perdue writes intoxicatingly stupid editorial defending the ban on Sunday alcohol sales (69)
The Register Obvious Biometrics are great, so long as no one else knows your biometry. A lesson recently learned by the German interior minister after hackers published his fingerprint (80)
(Tribune-Review) Weird Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Richard Mellon Scaife changing his mind about Hillary, mass hysteria (43)
DallasNews Spiffy It's official: Texas to be added to the list of states that "don't matter" (74)
Newsweek Interesting Some Democrats hoping to sacrifice the people of New York to save the presidency (119)
BBC Unlikely US makes new Mid-East peace bid. Bidding is expected to begin at $120 per barrel (12)
Yahoo Obvious Obama says Clinton, like a fallen competitor in the Special Olympics, should keep running (74)

Sat March 29, 2008
(HuffPo) Cool Senator Chuck Hagel says "Obama has the best chance of bringing the country together." Behold, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel (131)
AP Obvious Hillary announces that she'll quit her doomed campaign when they pry it from her cold, dead hands (91)
(Kos) Scary Reporter: "Do condoms help stop AIDS?" McCain: "I don't know" (175)
The Raw Story Stupid The free market at work: Federal Reserve offers an additional $100M to bail out crooked banks (182)
(Evansville Courier-Press) Spiffy Indiana HS students get the opportunity to play a 3-on-3 game with Barack Obama if get register 20 of their friends to vote. Obama promises not to intentionally foul students in the last 2 minutes of the game (38)
AP Florida Florida lawmaker reckons changing clocks back and forth two times a year is too much for people who can't even operate a voting machine (33)
National Review Obvious "This disastrous regression in race relations is the natural dividend of liberal identity politics. Barack Obama is on his way to a McGovern candidacy." (187)
Salon Stupid Congress' refusal to allow warrantless wiretapping of Americans has driven AG Michael Mukasy to cry harder than John Boehner when he has to miss a tobacco fundraiser (50)
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama has donated more than three times as much money to superdelegate campaigns as Hillary Clinton has (90)
ABC News Ironic Howard Dean 2004: "Who would you rather have in charge of the defense of the United States of America, a group of people who never served a day overseas in their life, or a guy who served his country honorably?" (77)
AP Stupid In a deft political move, Barack Obama differentiates himself from Clinton by... aligning his foreign policy with Ronald Reagan? (87)
Globe and Mail Scary Canadian man fingerprinted, photographed, run through FBI's most-wanted list at US border. Because he's HIV positive (22)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Freed Alabama governor argues that it was Karl Rove's fault he took a $600k bribe (54)
CBS News Stupid Smaller government, free markets and fiscal conservatism used to be in fashion in the Republican party. What the hell happened? (366)
Washington Post Dumbass James Carville persists in describing Gov Richardson as Judas. By analogy Bill Clinton is Jesus, Hillary is Mary Magdalene, and Obama is Robert Langdon (57)
(The Nation) Obvious Wikipedia turns into the latest war zone for the Democratic presidential campaigns (55)
CNN Unlikely Chelsea says mom would be better prez than dad (66)
(Bismarck Tribune) Dumbass Today's "white kids in blackface perform a skit about Barack Obama getting a lapdance" brought to you by North Dakota (223)
CNN Stupid Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel and the presidency (32)
CNN Obvious It turns out that the U.S. trained Iraqi Army aren't exactly ready to "stand up" and are getting their asses handed to them in Basra. 4th Infantry Division rolls in to save their asses in 3..2..1 (84)
(Asia News) Scary South Korea threatens North Korea with war, first time since 1953. This is going to end well (54)
(Some Guy) Interesting Ralph Nader urges Hillary Clinton to keep running. Because if there's one thing Ralph Nader knows, it's running hopeless campaigns (59)
CNN Hero He was an illegal immigrant, but he served 2 tours of duty in Iraq and he will soon ship out to Afghanistan. Heads of conservatives seen exploding due to record levels of disgust and pride at the same time (54)
AP Obvious Dean tells Obama and Clinton supporters to knock off the personal attacks. Also tells of the fish he caught that was this big (40)

Fri March 28, 2008
Guardian.com Asinine Today: Hillary claims to have brought peace to Northern Ireland. Tomorrow: Hillary claims to have invented Internet, rotary engine (66)
CNN Scary Gates orders nuke inventory after it is revealed that in addition to being unable to find Saddam's WMDs the Pentagon also has problems keeping track of their own (36)
CNN Interesting Article about McCain's good hand fails to mention his bad hand, lacks significant reference to Bob Dole (42)
(Next Energy News) Unlikely US has 200 billion barrels of oil that could make it energy independent and which nobody has yet tapped, according to website you've never heard of and which capitalizes the word "oil" for some reason (115)
Chicago Sun-Times Asinine Ah, Chicago politics. High-ranking city employee acquitted of shoplifting $130 in groceries after prosecutors "failed" to play surveillance video. Worker may get her $80k/year "corruption-fighting" job back (78)
Washington Post Followup It turns out that Hillary's sniper-dodging Bosnian airport landing actually DID happen- to Senator Olympia Snowe, 6 months earlier (163)
AP Obvious Another Friday afternoon, another Bush aide resigning for wrongdoing (58)
(Oblogatory Anecdotes) Interesting McCain/Romney? Now That's the Ticket (100)
(insidebayarea.com) Unlikely "The Millennial Generation — those born since 1982 — are taking this generational stand to say, 'We're not apathetic; we're not like Gen X. We know politics. We get politics.'" (200)
CNN Interesting Hillary: Obama was lying when he described himself as a law professor. University of Chicago: Not so fast she-Rove (209)
(dkos) Dumbass Congressman excusing White House's loss of e-mails says Lotus Notes is as obsolete as a 'wagon wheel'. IBM is not amused (49)
National Review Interesting "The transformation of the 2008 campaign into a full-fledged cultural battle is what is really emerging from the Jeremiah Wright flap." (89)
USA Today Dumbass Thousands of Kentucky Republican voters who switched party affiliation to influence the Democratic primary have been denied the ability to vote, and now are just jackasses (122)
YouTube Video McCain releases his first general election TV ad (50)
(RADAR) Strange In a surprising misstep, Barack Obama says that New Kids on the Block are the Beatles of his generation (181)
(Asbury Park Press) Interesting President Bush to visit Freehold, NJ today to pick up some undocumented immigrants to work on his lawn, talk about the mortgage industry (16)
(Some Guy) Obvious Condoleezza Rice (R-ace issues) admits that the US has trouble dealing with race issues because of slavery, idiotic soundbites (108)
BBC Asinine Iraq to militias: Put down your arms in 72 hours . . . or we'll ask you to do it again in 10 days (70)
(He Stole It From Himself) Obvious We bring you this special announcement to announce that McCain did not plagiarize as we reported. In fact, it appears that his speech was the one that was plagiarized. Sorry for any potential uproar this error may have caused (39)
CNBC Unlikely U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson says that your $600 tax rebate check will create 600,000 new jobs (89)
(NY Daily News) Obvious Nancy: I'm not afraid of you. Hillary: You will be. You will be (99)
Seattle Times Stupid Instead of crafting legislation now, Obama and Hillary get on their soapboxes and tell us what they'll do to fix the economy 10 months from now (79)
Daily Mail Amusing French President says his new love affair is not merely a one night stand but will "go into next-day breakfast as well" (7)
The Virginian Pilot Interesting Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson are sitting on a couch and in walks Al Gore (31)
CBC PSA It's seal-hunting season in Canada. Or, as the Newfies call it, "open season on Greenpeacers". With bonus pic of a fine specimen with a flawless white pelt (61)
MSNBC Cool Wealthy Clinton supporters to Pelosi: Back off your position about the superdelegates following the pledged delegates. Pelosi: shove it (59)
Reuters Unlikely China will not punish a group of Tibetan monks for disrupting a government-organized foreign media tour. Definitely won't take them out back by the bins for a kicking, honestly (33)
MSNBC PSA Bob Casey will endorse Barack Obama, join his electric kool aid acid test caravan across Pennsylbama (76)
Slate Sad Obama's book has passage agreeing with Rev. Wright that "white folks' greed runs a world in need" (643)
Guardian.com Followup The Russians finally found someone to frame for Anna Politkovskaya's murder (9)
LA Times Spiffy Proof that Obama is acting more like a Clinton every day: Barack does four fundraisers in a single night (47)
(NY Times) Obvious American anchorman on Al Jazeera's English news channel quits, citing its anti-Americanism. He looks forward to his new job at The Duh Channel (31)
BBC Interesting Researchers discover possibility that voting Republican may be a genetically inheritable disease (127)
(Some Guy) Asinine Poll finds that most Americans felt irritated after watching Obama girl's latest video. In other news someone bothered to take a poll asking opinions on an Obama Girl video (37)
(Some Guy) Hero Chris Dodd calls on party to end primary and submit to our new Obama overlord (111)
Guardian.com Obvious "Something remarkable has happened in the struggle for freedom and democracy. The world's most powerful nation, the United States, has slid backwards. The world's most populous Islamic state, Indonesia, has moved forward" (102)

Thu March 27, 2008
UPI Caption Obama strikes ultimate "I see what you did there" pose. Caption what he really said (242)
Fox News Interesting Have you seen the retirement house that Rev. Jeremiah Wright is building? Goddamn (317)
(Alabama dot com) Followup After 60 Minutes pointed out the minor detail that the only evidence in his bribery trial was completely fake, Gov. Don Seigelman has been released on bail pending his appeal (119)
(Politico) Amusing Nearly a quarter of Democrats (23%) who hold a negative view of Obama believe he is a Muslim (245)
MSNBC Followup Letter sent to Nancy Pelosi by big cheese Clinton backers has completely enraged big cheese Obama backers (127)
(HuffPo) Dumbass $300 million contract to arm Afghan forces awarded to 22 year old. What could possibly go wrong? Bonus: Company's VP is a licensed masseur (278)
Canada.com Hero After seeing nude photos of her, British media declares French first lady to be the next Princess Diana (138)
National Post Interesting Barack Obama is the new Pierre Trudeau, except for the dating Barbara Streisand thing (97)
National Post Interesting Hillary Clinton is the new Ted Kennedy, liquor stores brace themselves (87)
(NY Daily News) Followup NY Governor says he will no longer contribute to Fark (82)
Boston Herald Amusing Democrat pushes through $1.1 million earmark to stop Republican's vacation house from flooding. Who says the parties can't work together? (62)
UPI Followup Bush, Putin to meet to discuss who all our base belong to (74)
USA Today Interesting Despite about 1.35 million Fark assertions to the contrary, Pastor controversy didn't hurt Obama (329)
(New York Times) Interesting Obama supports plan giving superdelegates their very own mini-convention months early, re-writing the rules in a distinctly Clintonian fashion (64)
The Raw Story Scary Sirhan Sirhan may may not not have have fired fired fatal fatal bullet bullet (314)
NYPost Dumbass Another Eliot Spitzer prostitute-agency scandal emerges. Old and busted: Ashley Alexandra "Kristin" Dupre. New ho-ness: Kristin "Billie" Davis (w/pic) (355)
WCBS 880 Unlikely First, Gray Davis fell. Now, will it be Jon Corzine? (25)
YouTube Interesting Nightline reports as creationists go through a natural history museum and explain it to home schoolers. There are no words (627)
AFP Ironic Pentagon says an eruption of new violence in southern Iraq is a "by-product of the success of the surge." (145)
MSNBC Interesting Barack Obama spent a three day weekend on vacation playing golf, proving that he is at least as qualified as George Bush to be President (85)
Slate Silly Barack Obama caught in a lie: he was never, as he claims, a University of Chicago law professor, but rather a non-tenured senior lecturer (173)

Wed March 26, 2008
Wonkette Obvious Not true: On 9/11 Chelsea Clinton was dodging airplane debris. True: Chelsea Clinton was asleep 4 miles away and watched 9/11 on TV. Fark: Guess who just misspoke again? (103)
Cleveland Obvious Some families skip health care because of cost, reports the Institute for the Study of Really Obvious Things (31)
Reuters Unlikely From the Endorsement You Don't Want Department: Hugo Chavez says he'll back whichever Dem wins the nomination. Unlikely Tag Dept.: He also says if McCain wins, relations with the US will "only get worse" (160)
London Times Interesting Former Bush aide says that Barack Obama would be a much tougher opponent for John McCain than Hillary (56)
CNN Asinine So the US called and was all like, "You gotta stop killing your Tibetan protesters," and OMG, China was all like, "Whatev..." (37)
MSNBC Cool Hillary Clinton's favorable numbers reach a new low, possibly ducking sniper fire (101)
(Some Guy) Strange Three US Representatives who went to Iraq in 2002, had their trip financed by Saddam. Fortunately they were able to defuse the whole WMD situation and the Middle East has been totally stable since then (33)
(Texas Monthly) Amusing McCain adviser who stepped aside rather than tear down Obama, asked if he'd be comfortable creating ads tearing down Hillary, says without pausing, "Absolutely. I'd do it in a minute. I'd burn my house down to do it" (48)
The Morning Call Interesting Think an Obama victory in Pennsylvania is impossible? Think again (80)
Washington Post Asinine White House appoints new cyber-security czar with no computer security experience. He wrote a wiki, though, so he'll probably do a heckofa job (52)
CNN Obvious Nearly 20 high-profile Hillary Clinton backers complain that Nancy Pelosi stating her opinion that superdelegates should follow the will of the voters is unfair to Hillary Clinton (70)
Miami Herald Florida Florida legislature apologizes for slavery, but neglects to apologize for 2000 election, Anita Bryant, Elian Gonzalez's family, the Florida Marlins ownership, old drivers with their left-turn signals on, or Steve Spurrier (67)
(Paul Krugman) Interesting Remember how Social Security was on its last legs? "It’s now better than it’s been since 1993." Hm, who could be responsible for that? (114)
Fox News Interesting Fox News suggests Ron Paul may have been right all along. Also, the Pope was overheard saying that "that Allah guy might be the real deal," and Bush admits his only qualifications are staying in a Holiday Inn Express last night (116)
AP Obvious Realizing that he can't count entirely on the Democrats self-destructing, McCain does the only sensible thing he can do - he tosses President Bush under the international bus (149)
BBC Interesting Clinton's redefinition of the word "misspeak" likely to enter common usage in the same way as "known unknowns" or "wardrobe malfunction" (548)
National Review Obvious It is painful to watch defenders of Barack Obama tying themselves into knots trying to evade the obvious (577)
(HuffPo) Dumbass Hillary compares Rev. Wright to Don Imus. Except Wright is black, a former marine, a man of the cloth and was talking about U.S. foreign policy and not making racist remarks about a sports team. Other than that, they're twins (242)
ABC News Dumbass Before she was making up stories about taking sniper fire in Bosnia, Hillary was making up stories about trying to join the Marine Corps the year she married Bill (48)
(Some Guy) Followup Video uncovered of Hillary Clinton dodging sniper and mortar fire in Tuzla (194)
Toronto Star Dumbass The "Al-Quaeda" in Canada plot to kill the prime minister, if they can figure out who he is (40)
Houston Chronicle Interesting Bush pardons 15 convicted criminals whose offenses ranged from importation of heroin to knowingly selling migratory bird parts (250)
Chicago Sun-Times Obvious "Some politicians depend on [the American people] being idiots. That's how they get elected" (124)
(Kos) Interesting Clinton's minister comes out in support of Reverend Wright. Clinton would comment, but she's being pinned down by sniper fire (279)
(Some Guy) Obvious The BBC is embracing the old adage subby just made up: He that writes history can change history (reading article may require extra tinfoil for your hat) (54)
Chicago Sun-Times Interesting Butler University student asks Chelsea Clinton a question about Monica Lewinsky, gets a mouthful in return (457)
(Third Party Watch) Interesting Demonstrating that no one really knows what the word Libertarian means anymore, Gravel joins the Libertarian Party (146)
Slate Interesting Should we boycott the Beijing Olympics? A better question: Would Americans notice if we boycotted the Olympics? (146)
(Some Guy) Ironic Supreme Court rules that Bush overstepped his bounds in telling the State of Texas to reopen a death penalty case (114)

Tue March 25, 2008
CBS New York Obvious NYC MTA: We'll improve service if we can raise fares. Riders: Ok, here's your fare hike. Where's the extra buses and trains? MTA: Psych. You've been punk'd (54)
The Raw Story Cool When asked "Do you still think the Democratic race can be resolved before the convention?", Harry Reid replies "I had a conversation with Governor Dean today. Things are being done." (170)
AP Strange Apparently Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie…awkward (120)
(Politico) Obvious Ex-president of Bosnia: "I was under the impression that [Hillary Clinton] had an agenda for her own advancement and I am not surprised of her desire to win the current elections." (20)
(Some Guy) Followup Hillary says she misspoke about her Bosnia trip because she was sleep deprived. Must have been up answering those 3:00 a.m. phone calls again (119)
(Some Guy) Hero Rep. Michael R. DesRoches (D., N.H., No-Show) resigns after 16 months in Congress in which he never showed up on Capitol Hill and never cast a vote. We need about 584 more just like him (38)
NYPost Dumbass Hillary says she actually leads Obama, but first you have to throw out all your assumptions about math (82)
ABC News Weird Old and busted: Eleanor Roosevelt. New hotness: Tonya Harding (21)
(Some Guy) Amusing Clinton: "I demand that Obama release his tax returns for... oh, wait, he just did? Online? He wants mine now? OMG that's so unfair" (74)
(Some Guy) Obvious After consulting her astrologer and her horoscope, and using a ouija board to contact Roy Roger's dead horse Trigger, Nancy Reagan to endorse John McCain (37)
Yahoo Amusing For those needing a good, irrational reason not to vote for Obama: He and George W. Bush are cousins (95)
(TPM) Spiffy Obama is up 21 points in another State That Doesn't Matter™ (131)
(NY Times) Asinine John "Straight Talk" McCain has missed 56 percent of Senate votes this year. Upon hearing this, media bursts into orgiastic glee over what a "maverick" he is (84)
(Human Events Online) Dumbass A shaky economy, high prices and overall impending malaise. So why does Congress propose to do to fix it? Raise taxes on every American by $3,000 and increase discretionary spending by eight percent. Jimmy Carter nods in approval (433)
LA Times Interesting A troop increase of 13 percent, paying Sunni insurgents not to attack us and Muqtada Al Sadr's ceasefire. Which of these did the most to decrease violence? We will know a little more soon, because one of them is gone (432)
(Huff Po) Silly Forget Pastor Jeremiah Wright. Holier-than-thou Bill O'Reilly attended Easter services at a church headed by a former Nazi. O'Rly? (515)
(kos) PSA In case you forgot, Sun Yung Moon is still wielding godlike control over about one fifth of the United States (59)
Washington Post Amusing Critic spends 24 straight hours watching nothing but political pundits. The verdict? "This was the crappiest day of my life on Earth" (43)
(Some Guy) Caption Caption this photo of President Bush and the huggable Easter Bunny (140)
Boston Globe Spiffy Hillary Clinton suggests that if the federal government can find the money to bail out its Wall Street benefactors, it can also find the money to bail out families in economic distress (263)
Yahoo Unlikely McCain says despite massive failures in every aspect of our involvement, the U.S. is succeeding in Iraq (58)
Guardian.com Interesting Thom Yorke interviews London Mayor Ken Livingstone. Anything cute or happy within a 15-mile radius bursts into flames (22)
(HyerStandard) Amusing Obama girl is back and sexier than ever in new video, with a new message: "Get Going Hillary" (111)
(Electoral Vote) Interesting Current state-by-state polling shows Hillary beating McCain in the Electoral College. For all the Obama fans, click the "Obama vs. McCain" link on the map... and see why Hillary is still very much in the race (215)
SFGate Obvious And so it begins: Chevron in preliminary talks to tap into Iraqi oil fields (109)
(The Huffington Post) Asinine Hillary Clinton, who ran attack ads against Obama for not debating her in Wisconsin, is refusing to debate Obama in North Carolina. Apparently afraid of sniper fire (118)
TC Palm Interesting There is an outside chance that Al Gore may be our next President (118)

Mon March 24, 2008
CBC Spiffy Bhutan becomes world's newest Democracy. Of course, it's not a REAL democracy, because real Democracy can only be obtained by export from the U.S. or one of its factory-authorized dealers (39)
SFGate Sad NY Governor (the new one) follows last week's admission that he cheated on his wife by confessing to cocaine and pot use when in his 20s. Next week will announce he raped an underage nun while clubbing baby seals (166)
CBS Sacramento Followup Hillary now says that she didn't actually dodge sniper fire in Bosnia. Matt Drudge now passing out with joy every time someone says the words "Swift" or "Boat." (195)
CNN Amusing When Sinbad says you're full of it... it might just be time to give up your presidential ambitions (85)
Slate Sad "You often hear it said that a politician would sell his own grandmother, but you seldom see this transaction performed, which is why I'm surprised Obama got away with it so easily." (327)
Charlotte Obvious "I am trying to scare you to death" admits Republican Congresswoman (141)
Yahoo Followup Colombia: Yeah, we kind of did kill that Ecuadorian guy, Ecuador: I'm breaking your Xbox (63)
CNN Amusing From the "With Friends Like These" Department, Bill Richardson: 'I am very loyal to the Clintons...........just not for this election" (58)
(Newsbusters) Interesting Chris Matthews goes deep into the tank for Barack Obama, fellow anchor calls him on it, he suppresses desire to leap through the camera and throttle the botox out of her (with video) (115)
Slate Interesting Hillary and Obama could share the presidency in tag-team fashion for as many as four terms under the 25th Amendment. Submitter apologizes for using the terms "Hillary" and "tag-team" in the same headline (92)
SFGate Dumbass McCain speaks in California today, lecturing the media that it is common knowledge that the Bloods set Piru is being trained by the Rollin 30s Crips (17)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Obama says his is not a "crackpot church." Much anticipated follow-up after he attends a real church service (113)
UPI Obvious McCain linked to special interests? Mr. Obvious is on the scene (16)
Baltimore Sun Obvious Will Wall Street donations sway candidates? Will Lindsay Lohan flash her cooter again? (16)
CBS News Obvious ABC reports that both Clinton and Obama have embellished their political records, which is important because no politician has ever, EVER done this before (173)
(Rasmussen) Interesting Barack Obama's unfavorable rating creeps upwards, is now at 52 percent, only three points behind Hillary Clinton. At 42 percent unfavorable, John McCain is the least hated of the three (72)
(Think Progress) Dumbass According to Pat Buchanan, African Americans should be down on their knees thanking the gracious white Americans that enslaved them (247)
TBO Florida If you missed the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.'s act the first time around, he's playing this week in Tampa. Try the veal (19)
AP Followup Now that his political career is dun-dun, Fred Thompson to get back to pretending he's a politician (18)
(TPM) Dumbass John McCain's two chief economic advisors are an ex-senator who wrote the legislation that led to the mortgage crisis and a guy who in 2000 predicted the Dow would be at 36,000 by now (64)
Chicago Sun-Times Obvious It's a good thing Chicago's sales tax is going to 10.25 percent. It should help pay for the 12 percent raise that Cook County Board President Todd Stroger gave to his cousin (41)
Yahoo Dumbass Hillary Clinton proposes Alan Greenspan -- the guy who said A.R.M. would save the economy -- to lead a committee on why the economy is tanking (47)
The Raw Story Asinine Newly discovered letter suggests that GOP operatives may have set Elliot Spitzer up for a fall (91)
Daily Mail Hero Politician calls for compulsory sterlization of people on welfare after they've had one child (892)
(Some Spud) Dumbass Idaho's next senator to be Pro-Life. Literally (85)
(Four More Years) Interesting History lesson for the Democrats: The Nutjob Circus 72 convention (73)
CNN Sad Three thousand, er, 4000 U.S. soldiers have now died in Iraq to avenge the September 11 att -- to search for Weapons of Ma -- to bring democracy to the peop -- 3000, er, 4000 U.S. soldiers have now died in Iraq (1337)
AP Obvious Obama and Hillary finally agree on something: Obama's campaign screwed up (55)
London Times Asinine China calls Dalai Lama a terrorist, Starbucks coffee affordably priced, Vista an excellent, glitch-free operating system (153)
(Some Guy) Sad Iraqi man who served four years as a translator for U.S. forces is denied a green card for being a member of a former terrorist group. That terrorist group? The Kurdish opposition party that was funded and backed by the U.S. (70)
CNSNews Obvious Papers reveal that Hillary was co-president... 22th amendment need to be fixed (90)
(crooksandliars) Obvious NBC's news director: Yes, the press did give McCain a huge pass on the Iran-Al Qaeda thing that we never would have given a Democrat (89)

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