Ex-Romney co-Chair endorses Obama	(35)
(Some Guy)		Number of people jailed for selling pot falls to 10-year-low, proving that zero tolerance works if you give it time to run its course	(47)
		Cheney says Palestinian state long overdue, will shoot the face of anyone who disagrees	(28)
(The Day)		Connecticut newspaper is so embarrassed by Joe Lieberman that they formally apologize for endorsing him in 2006	(41)
		Obama's church compares press's treatment of Rev. Wright to Jesus's final days. Of course, Jesus didn't spend Easter weekend vacationing on a luxury cruise-but you get the idea	(273)
		Nancy Pelosi: "If we don't speak out against China's oppression in Tibet, we have lost all moral authority to speak on behalf of human rights anywhere in the world." China: "We can't handle the truth"	(115)
		"Our democracy is great" says Pakistani president, who took power in an armed coup in 1999	(41)
(NewsBusters)		SNL's Anti-Ann Coulter product placement... as discovered by the tinfoil hat crowd	(106)
		60s radical laments today's youth's lack of revolutionary zeal, fondness for soap	(746)
(Some Guy)		"I’m half bulimic ... I eat a lot but don’t throw up," British Trade Minister tells an audience of Arab businessmen and diplomats before reminding them to try the veal	(42)
		Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spawned some of the most God-awful action figures ever	(38)
		Why powerful women are never caught in sex scandals	(93)

(Politico)		John Edwards will likely not endorse either Democratic candidate, claims that they don't attract enough textile mill employees for his liking	(100)
		Rep. Barney Frank announces (on "Real Time") he's going to file a marijuana decrim bill in the House's spring session - sez "it's time for the politicians to catch up to the public"	(207)
		Video of Hillary's dangerous entry to Bosnia as she escapes sniper bullets. Apparently, the 8-year old reading her poetry on the tarmac failed to notice the hail of gunfire	(524)
(crooksandliars)		Ming the Merciless talks to Olbermann about his endorsement of Obama	(32)
		Right on deadline, White House tells judge that they accidentally destroyed the hard drives he was going to let Congress search for the the missing emails the WH accidentally deleted, and accidentally overwrote on the back up tapes	(437)
		14 reasons Hillary should quit	(120)
(Town Hall)		"Superdelegates who throw in with Obama [are] Brutus and Cassius --they are striking at the king and queen, and even if they succeed, they can expect the remaining Caesarians to pursue them for a very long time"	(75)
		Ron Paul keeps presidential run alive. "Elections are short-term efforts, revolutions are long-term projects"	(142)
(Some Guy)		5,000 years of imperial history of the Middle East . . . in 90 seconds	(36)
(MyDD)		Old news: Barack Obama has 1,000,000 individual donors. New news: In March alone	(121)
(Protein Wisdom)		Obama's speech on race has made both whites and blacks less likely to vote for him. He really is bringing America together	(715)
		Key Massachusetts lawmakers were paid $7,500 each to vote against casino gambling, but that's legal because another politician was doing the bribing	(9)
		US Attorney General, the one that was supposed to be sane, now claims that the terrorists are everywhere including under your bed, in the bushes, and jumping from the refrigerator	(78)
		Eliot Spitzer enters sex addiction therapy	(49)
		McCain manages to top 'Hillary 4 u and me'	(93)
(New York Times)		James Carville, drunk on Clinton Kool-Aid, compares Richardson's endorsement of Obama to Judas betraying Jesus	(127)
		McCain meets Sarkozy, comments on China. Sarkozy meets McCain, comments on bicep. (See photo)	(22)
		One of Obama's top aides compares Bill Clinton to Joseph McCarthy	(83)
		Las Vegas-based oil company lays sole claim to oil fields in Arctic, experts warn of armed conflict between US and Canada	(36)
		Obama says the war in Iraq has now "lasted longer than World War II." Once again, a democratic Presidential candidate has forgotten Poland	(302)

		Members of British parliament (yawn) threaten to vote their conscience (yawn) on a bill about human-animal hybrid mutants (WTF?)	(44)
		Clinton campaign: "Bill Richardson endorsement is irrelevant." Reality: The Clintons have been begging Richardson to endorse Hillary all month	(150)
(Voice of America)		President Sarkozy vows to surrender two-thirds of France's nuclear warheads	(24)
		Travel guru Rick Steves agrees to lead campaign against War on Drugs	(65)
(HuffPo)		Turns out Rev. Wright was just quoting a U.S. diplomat named Edward Peck	(233)
		Hugo Chavez now about as popular in Venezuela as George Bush is in America	(47)
(Huffington Post)		Fox News anchor walks off set in disgust at "Obama-bashing." Subby can't decide between Hero or Weird tag	(377)
(Some Pastafarian)		News: Interest group erects religious display on lawn outside courthouse. Fark: It's a statue of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen	(146)
		Colorado facing $700 million budget shortfall. May look to tax cuts and increased war spending to alleviate problem	(30)
		Remember when new New York Governor Paterson said he never used campaign cash for hotel trysts during his affair? Yeah, not so much	(23)
		This just in: McCain is NOT related to Robert the Bruce. Pshew, glad we got that over with	(26)
		Not only was Obama's passport information breached, but so was Clinton's. Blame the Republi...wait... McCain's passport was compromised too? No one is safe, EVERYBODY PANIC	(104)
(Some Guy)		Eliot Spitzer was actually nabbed because of the Patriot Act	(66)
(Daily Kos)		"While he may be an asshat, the evidence suggests that Dick Morris was right, that Hillary Clinton's campaign was crippled by a dearth of trusted aides who could tell the candidate when they were making mistakes"	(39)
		Easter pilgrims flock to Jerusalem, hope to reenact the time Jesus was attacked by rockets on the cross	(9)
		Channelling John McCain (R-etirement age), President Bush (R-etarded) says Iran (I-nsane) has "declared they want a nuclear weapon to destroy people"	(114)
		Ahnuld to Dirty Harry: You are terminated	(10)
		Uh, oh. Poll shows one in five Democrats will defect to McCain if their candidate loses nomination	(398)
(Some Guy)		Ten surprising economic implications of an Obama presidency	(178)
(The Tax Foundation)		A breakdown of the American taxation of corporations reveals that the US taxes empolyers at a higher rate than any other developed nation. And there are politicians saying that this isn't enough	(231)
		NRO writer is outraged that she saw a cooking magazine with a recipe for roast lamb that referred to it as a "spring dinner". You guessed it, folks: IT'S A WAR ON EASTER	(149)
		Bob Barr may run for President as a Libertarian	(44)
		NM Gov. (and former presidential candidate) Bill Richardson endorses Obama, Boston cream donuts	(371)
(HuffPo)		One of the participants in former NY governor sex scandal offered big bucks to pose nude. No...not that one, the other one	(23)
		The Dalai Lama offers to negotiate directly with Chinese President Hu Jintao. So he's got that going for him, which is nice	(64)
(WINK News)		"Spitzer's got to be the only guy in Albany who PAYS for sex"	(27)
		Turkey bombs Kurds, claims they're getting in the whey	(43)

		"This is the challenge of 2008: whether we will have a big election or a small one. Will we have a serious conversation about the problems confronting the country, or will we allow the same-old carnival of swift boats and sound bites?"	(184)
(Politico)		Know how Hillary is saying Obama's pastor makes him unelectable? Turns out Bill Clinton turned to him for spiritual advice after Lewinsky scandal	(124)
(Some Guy)		City council holds closed vote to disband the police department. While they are being investigated over the last time they had a closed meeting to disband police department. Wonders why people are upset with them	(15)
		Old and bustead: Ferraro upset with Obama for being dismissed as racist. New hotness: Ferraro upset with Obama for telling people not to dismiss her as a racist	(120)
		Canadian Safety Minister wants to know how the blueprints for the new counter-terrorism building ended up in a garbage can in downtown Ottawa	(107)
(Bloomberg)		The newest spin on Obama's speech? It was too honest and intelligent for Americans--he should have just lied	(393)
(Rasmussen)		John McCain now leads Hillary by double digits and Obama by seven in national polls. Surely it can't be because Hillary is dragging the primary out long past its due	(98)
		Michigan fumbles in the red zone: state Senate blows off vote on second primary	(38)
(Kos)		CNN decides to cover John McCain's extensive history of objectively false statements on al qaeda and Iran by cutting the video to make it look like an accident	(28)
		Just in time for that summer vacation or that summer recession, Michigan Representative John Dingell (D-Ingellberry) proposes 50 cent/gallon tax hike on gasoline	(261)
		"Wright's call 'God damn America' creates a paradox for his critics in the Christian right because he takes seriously the idea of the United States as a Christian nation"	(45)
		Obama's key to winning over Pennsylvania voters? Start by convincing sports radio listeners	(52)
		Hillary Clinton coy on whether she is playing up Obama's pastor problem among the superdelegates. Which means, of course, she is	(75)
		While the Dems are squabbling over preachers and schedules, McCain is visiting heads of state and looking very Presidential. Are the Dems really going to botch this up with the legacy of one of the worst presidents in history going for them??	(111)
(Politico)		While media elites praise the transcendence of Barack Obama's race speech, the average guy on the street is neither impressed nor fooled for a moment by a clearly political CYA	(498)
(Tribune Chronicle)		Reporter interviews Hillary. Finds out later, he interviewed the wrong one	(15)
		In what will likely amount to his only lasting punishment, Scooter Libby gets disbarred in DC	(37)
(Think Progress)		In a world where everything gets written down and filmed, making false links between al Qaeda and Iran can be really costly, especially if you make a habit out of it	(121)
(Washington Times)		The legions of Ron Paul supporters, who joined the political process and the GOP for the first time this election cycle, are getting the cold shoulder from the Republican Party	(229)
(Some Guy)		Wiretapping could become legal in Mississippi, once they get a phone	(33)
(Politibyte)		Congress is spending like there is no tomorrow. Now spending over $25,117 per household and rising	(88)
(Little Green Footballs)		Now that the Reverend Wright flap is losing momentum, Obama is back to being a terrorist Muslim sleeper agent	(549)
		Politician gets a free $65K personal bathroom, because using the public restroom down the hall is "unsafe"	(80)
(Bloomberg)		The candidates' picks in their March Madness staff pools - Barack Obama backs UNC, John McCain is wondering if Matlock will defeat Onion on Belt in a 5-12 upset, and the paragon of feminists everywhere says she has to check with Bill first	(70)
		Welcome to new, simplified way of voting pro-life: by voting FOR Pro-Life. As in the aspiring lawmaker named Pro-Life	(46)
		Combat Veteran Senator Jim Webb, delivers a harsh response to President Bush's speech that "Freedom is not America's gift to the world; it is God's gift to all humanity."	(147)

		Clinton asks Obama to ask the DNC to seat delegates who support her or are magic ponies	(101)
(Some Guy)		"I won't vote with my vagina." (video)	(68)
(Some Guy)		Cynthia McKinney welcomes a serious discussion on race, or any other discussion that has "Cynthia McKinney", "serious" and "race" in it. No sorry, try again in four years... the crazy's all spoken for this year	(34)
(Politico)		Hillary spin: "I fought against NAFTA." Recently released Clinton records: Hillary traveled around the country promoting NAFTA to politicians	(77)
(Some Guy)		P.J. O'Rourke compares politicians to the seven dwarves and, as usual, makes sense	(54)
(Huffington Post)		For the third time in two days, John McCain has lied about Iran and Al-Queda. Staight Talk, indeed	(122)
(The Nation)		Barbara Ehrenreich explains why Hillary is more vulnerable to accusations of "unsavory religious affiliations" than Obama (w/ Godwin goodness)	(55)
(Some Guy)		Obama points out that McCain doesn't know the difference between Shiite and Sunni. To be fair, when McCain went to high school with the prophet Mohammed, these differences didn't even exist	(77)
		Mr. Vice President, three-quarters of Americans oppose the Iraq war. "So? They can go f*ck themselves."	(143)
		Obama squanders away the "ex-athletes who got away with murder" vote by saying he thinks O.J. did it	(56)
		71 percent of Americans think Iraq spending is hurting the economy	(100)
		Bin Laden to release video titled "The response will be what you see, not what you hear." Next video to be romantic comedy entitled "Jihad me at hello"	(214)
(Kos)		Puzzled by numbers that show Obama slipping after his speech? That's because they're wrong. Rasmussen's tracking poll shows the type of bump you'd expect	(138)
(Crains)		Obama and Clinton supporters now withholding sex from each other	(64)
		If we've understood this Australian guide to the US election procedure right, your next President is going to be either Clint Eastwood (R) or Will Smith (D)	(14)
(The Times)		NYT to Florida and Michigan: "Do-overs are what children do on a playground. Adults accept their mistakes, learn from them and move on"	(57)
		Judge gives Bush Adminstration three days to come up with a reason why they shouldn't have to hand over copies of all e-mails on every White House computer. This should be entertaining	(203)
(Harp Magazine)		Dave Grohl's running for president: "I have had my share of acid and mushrooms and I have smoked fields of marijuana"	(66)
		New numbers for Obama don't look so good	(726)
(Some Guy)		McCain's daughter and her massive twins sit down with GQ for a beer and some straight talk	(111)
(dkos)		The latest lib to shamelessly excuse Obama's relationship with Pastor Wright? Mike Huckabee	(384)
		Hillary ████████ to release █████████ of when she was a █████████ lady	(66)
(Some Guy)		Reporters have lost interest in covering the president as "Bush fatigue" sets in	(65)
(CQ)		Shockingly contradicting an online survey, a CBS news poll says only 15 percent of Democrats gave a crap about Wright before Obama's speech, and that Ron Paul is not the GOP nominee	(253)
		The return to clean, honest politics: After putting her name on a ballot she pledged she wouldn't, Hillary is now attempting to pick and choose who is allowed to vote for her in Michigan	(85)
(NY Daily News)		Back in fighting shape, a trim Al Gore (D-00) visits NYC Mayor Bloomberg (?-NYC) for a one hour "chat"	(28)
(Some Guy)		AFP disproves allegations it is biased against the right by placing the (R) label next to a Democrat accused of corruption. Twice	(52)
		Bush to declare "Mission Accomplished" again in Iraq, only not in tight-fitting flight suit complete with codpiece this time	(494)
		Old and busted: Twisted Sister's heavy metal anthem "I Wanna Rock." The new hotness: Twisted Sister guitarist Jay Jay French's political re-recording of that song: "I Want Barack"	(44)
(Hillaryis44.org)		Pro-Hillary site calls for Obama to resign from the Senate over his response to Rev. Wright's comments. "Amusing" tag has a near-insurmountable lead, but "Asinine" tag remains in the race anyway	(348)
(The Oregonian)		Oregonian columnist recommends GOP voters register as Democrats to screw with Oregon's primary. "This is politics. What's ethics got to do with it?"	(58)
		Supreme Court acknowledges that Second Amendment does, in fact, exist	(859)

		Minnesotan town, Northwest Angle (Pop. 104), has had their congressman introduce a bill that would have the town secede and join Canada	(49)
		Rep. Jack "U.S. Soldiers are murderers" Murtha endorses Hillary Clinton. Asks for help carrying the barrels of cash he just accepted	(34)
		"[Obama's speech was] just plain flat out brilliant in capturing a lot of nuance about race in America," and that's the National Review	(279)
		After receiving Bush's endorsement, it appears McCain has also received his speaking abilities. Or lack thereof	(55)
(Some Guy)		Well, it has finally happened. Even the mainstream media is admitting Hillary's campaign is dead as a doornail. A shrill, man-hating, racist doornail	(117)
(Firedoglake)		Republicans: Only our pastors are allowed to say crazy shiat	(475)
		Major League Baseball forces closure of Obamaofdreams.com. If you infringe it, they will come	(76)
(TalkLeft)		"I've never in my life heard from the mouth of my spiritual leader any thing remotely as revolting as what Jeremiah Wright has said. And if I had, I would walk out of that church and never come back." And that's from TalkLeft	(112)
(Washington Times)		71% of Republicans and 52% of Democrats would be less likely to support Obama after hearing his pastor's remarks. Now back to your regularly scheduled "Ow, My Balls"	(903)
(Some Guy)		Tomorrow 11,000 pages of Clinton schedules will be available for a clamoring public not to read	(33)
(TownHall)		"Barack himself doesn't hate America. But he's part of the liberal, 'post-patriotism' elite who sees himself more as a 'citizen of the world' than just a plain old American, first, foremost and forever."	(168)
		John McCrazy screams at reporter that it is "common knowledge" that Iran is training al-Qaeda, only to be corrected in front of cameras by Joe Lieberman	(110)
(Some Oreo)		MSNBC helps further the cause of healing racial divides in this country with well placed embedded ads	(39)
		If you get all your news from the New York Times, you'd never know Obama's pastor Jeremiah Wright said "God damn America"	(116)
(Gallup Poll)		Favorability ratings of the candidates: McCain 67 percent, Obama 62 percent, Clinton 53 percent. Note: Clinton total does not include her big fan base among the damned in Hell	(66)
		Most important case of the Supreme Court session will be argued today: Is the right to bear arms an individual right, or can your government forcibly keep you disarmed?	(857)
		Transcript of Obama's speech on his pastor, race, puppies and sunshine	(1380)
(Rasmussen)		Most whites now view Obama unfavorably as no one is buying his "I must have slept through all the racist sermons" defense	(278)
		Three-in-a-bed sex with glamor models? If you're doing politics any other way, you're doing it wrong. (SFW pics)	(25)
		In inflation-adjusted dollars, the price of the war in Iraq, which was supposed to pay for itself, has now exceeded the price of the 12-year war in Vietnam. Only WWII was more expensive. But it has obviously been worth every penny	(126)
		Air Force colonel says Pentagon purposely avoided screening vets for brain injury after returning from Iraq for over two years, because if they don't screen for the problem, it will just magically disappear	(19)
		The Republican dream ticket: Hillary, Hillary, more Hillary	(22)
(Washington Times)		The American press doesn't foster diversity when it comes to political views, with only six percent in the media saying they are conservative	(108)
		D.C.'s 32-year-old handgun ban has worked so well that the Supreme Court is considering allowing guns back into the District as a reward to the people	(903)
(Some DQ Moolate)		Clinton apologizes for pointing out that Obama is black, stating that Obama could pass for white... like he does	(54)
		Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt team up for Katrina re-build, sexy party	(49)
		Dalai Lama says he's going to take his total consciousness and go home if things get worse in Tibet	(38)
		Obama tells war veterans he won’t lower drinking age. It makes sense when you read the article	(152)
		Conservative lawmaker wants amendment giving "Personhood"	(550)
		Two Men and a First Lady: "In my opinion, me being a part of their sexual relationship enhanced it for both of them"	(157)
(Barbados Free Press)		What does $443,620 in donations to the GOP buy you? The ambassadorship to Barbados. (With hittable GILF pic)	(42)
		Hillary Clinton says "we cannot win" the war in Iraq. Hillary, whatever you say, no one is going to forget that you voted for it	(124)

(NY Daily News)		Governor of New York admits to having an affair. No, not that one. The new one	(236)
		Contrary to previous accounts (and her book) Clinton recalls dodging snipers across the tarmac in Bosnia in 1996. Campaign historian, Walter Mitty, opens the floor to questions	(153)
(Some kos Guy)		The only last minute power play Hillary could pull off in Iowa was sending the actor who played Frodo to shill for her	(67)
		Boeing says their scandal-ridden rigged bid for tankers in 2003 became so severely un-rigged, it actually allowed someone else to compete. And that's not fair	(65)
		Florida Democrats tell Democratic Convention to shove it up their national party symbol	(458)
(Some Guy)		DMX's very enlightened view on Barack Obama. Apparently, DMX didn't know a black man was running	(159)
		First Lady of California Maria Shriver becomes a conflict of interest. NBC pays a boat load in "exit agreement."	(12)
		Obama's church defends their former pastor rationally and with evidence that he is a real patriot. Just kidding, they just pulled the race card. It's "a general attack against the idea of a black church born during slavery."	(1068)
		Aussie PM says that his pro-China position has nothing to do with the free trips, fine wine and $200,000 that a Chinese telco has given him in the last few years	(41)
(TNR)		Bill Kristol just did Obama a huge favor in writing an Obama smear column without fact checking	(133)
		Dick Cheney says the Iraq invasion was a "successful operation", will shoot you in the ass if you disagree	(383)
(Some Guy)		High crude oil prices are "damaging" the markets of Saudi Arabia's biggest customers and encouraging the development of "alternative forms of energy," EVERYBODY PANIC	(44)
		The Supreme Court will decide on profanity on TV as the FCC fines for one-time uses of the F-word	(236)
(Some Guy)		Not one of the 68 registered voters of Prospect Bend, Florida shows up to vote in local election. Officials investigating whether "Matlock" marathon on TV influenced results	(12)
(WBALTV)		It appears the death penalty in Maryland is about to be executed	(282)