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Sun February 03, 2008
Newsweek Obvious Voters vote with their brains as often as Britney Spears wears underwear. Here comes the science (32)
Yahoo Asinine George Bush, the "conservative" President who stressed "fiscal responsibility", sends first $3 trillion budget in US history to Congress (127)
(C&L) Unlikely The latest Fox News documentary compares Bush to Lincoln... Bush is known for giving “some of the most eloquent and visionary speeches ever delivered by an American President,” just like the Gettysburg Address (111)
American Thinker Obvious "Were it not for American evangelicals, the free world would be presently without a leader. Without the evangelicals, America's will to fight would collapse." (170)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Millions of white youths listen to rap music, and no small number of them parade around small white-picket-fence towns dressed like gangbangers. This partially explains Obama’s popularity among young voters." (90)
Wall Street Journal Stupid Bush Administration kills "clean coal" initiative because state-of-the-art prototype plant would cost $1.8 billion -- about the cost of one week of "success in Iraq." Won't someone please think about the oxymorons? (73)
AP Strange For the U.S. Senate, helping people stay out of work even longer will help the economy. Subby wants some of whatever they're smoking in D.C. these days (54)
(Some Guy) Obvious Poll shows Republicans more interested in Super Bowl than Super Tuesday. Can you blame them? (45)
Yahoo Cool For the first time in the election season, a new poll shows Barack Obama leading in California (174)
(NY Daily News) Stupid Structural engineers who responded to 9/11 say they're reluctant to respond to another national emergency because they're being sued by sick workers who claim the engineers didn't do enough to keep them safe (39)
Boston Globe Interesting The gain in Maine falls mainly on... someone whose name doesn't fit into this rhyme scheme: Mitt Romney (66)
Daily Mail Spiffy Nanny State wants to hire extra nannies to boost its credentials as nanny state. Nanny state (14)
(bloomberg) Followup Brutal winter storms in China force the government to release food from the Strategic Pork Reserve. In other news, China has a Strategic Pork Reserve (22)
Fox News Interesting Zombie Bhutto names her killer (22)
Reuters Cool Surviving members of The Grateful Dead reunite to hold a concert in support of Barack Obama (45)
NPR Interesting A Candidate Blind Taste Test (96)

Sat February 02, 2008
Telegraph Weird The UK will pay benefits for multiple wives. Giggity (14)
(The Atlantic) Cool Number of people who caucused in Boise in 2004: 2,000. Number of people who went to an Obama rally in Boise today: 15,000 (151)
(YNet) Dumbass Hamas: "In order to hurt Israel some more, we will complete disengage ourselves from them, and stop getting free electricity, fuel and aid from them." I don't think they thought that one through (46)
CBS New York Obvious Maybe NYC can't beat Boston in sports, but they sure can beat them on the streets: John Kerry's sister mugged in Manhattan (62)
YouTube Hero The best senatorial campaign commercial ever (54)
CBC Stupid Sensitive government data exposed on Limewire. Oops (24)
Washington Post Spiffy Another pinko libturd endorses Obama. Wait... the granddaughter of Dwight Eisenhower, life-long GOPer? (102)
CNN Obvious It's officially not funny anymore: mainstream media articles on funds for candidates fail to mention #1 Republican Ron Paul, who's the only one with money in the bank (449)
Entertainment Weekly Ironic Stephen King complains about the Presidential race: "2008 has become the political equivalent of Celebrity Match Game." Also endorses Obama (39)
(Some Guy) Asinine Asshat effort to suspend a kid based on zero tolerance barely averted by a parent who actually read the rule being "broken." (81)
(Some Guy) Interesting During the writer's strike, even our political campaigns are reruns. The similarities between the failed Dole presidential campaign of 1996 and that of John McCain are uncanny (94)
YouTube Video "Obama Girl" music video. Hottest presidential groupie since JFK. No wonder Ted supports him (61)
Telegraph Asinine Journalist tries to ask a Clinton aid a question and violates her “I only speak to Americans rule" (119)
Guardian.com Obvious "Once upon a time the Democratic party had a left wing. This led to electoral disaster and a Republican golden age and ended when Bill Clinton pulled the party back to the centre of the spectrum, where it is today" (126)
CNN Spiffy George Clooney endorses Obama but won't campaign because celebrity endorsers can turn off voters. In other news, Chuck Norris punches self in face (71)

Fri February 01, 2008
AP Obvious Bush budget to cut funding for just about anything that helps people, gives $35 billion more to the Pentagon (not including war costs), and guarantees record deficits for decades to come. Mission Accomplished (113)
Newsweek Cool More Republicans stumping for Obama. Where's your GOP now? (292)
Guardian.com Interesting Waiting for results from Super Tuesday? You might have to wait until Wild Wednesday, or Thriller Thursday or even F*cking-Hurry-Up Friday (27)
MSNBC Ironic Bill slams Ted Kennedy over No Child act. You know, that act Hillary voted for (68)
(crooksandliars) Followup That 'study' that ranked Obama the most liberal senator? It was full of 'crap' (78)
Fox News Followup Congressman to Marine-hating Berkeley: Sure, you have the right to be hateful morans, but I have the right to introduce legislation zeroing out your budget pork (230)
(Free Markets) Asinine Iraq has earned quite a tidy sum thanks to the high price of oil. This means they'll start paying for the war, right? Wrong. It's piling up in a vault in the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. We fell for it. Hook, line and sinker (74)
Fox News Florida Florida bounce: McCain 48, Romney 20, Huckabee 19 nationally (38)
National Review Obvious "The Barack Obama phenomenon is about white America. It's not about Barack Obama and it's not about black America." (161)
NPR Obvious Guess who's blocking the economic stimulus package in the Senate? (155)
(Some Guy) Amusing Egyptians who sold expired goods to the Palestinians dismayed to discover that Palestinians paid for them with counterfeit money (98)
Denver Channel Amusing Today in Politics: Ron Paul will be in Denver at the Colorado Convention Center. Mitt Romney will also be in Denver, but he'll be appearing at a Ford dealership (40)
(Some Guy) Hero Ron Paul raised almost as much as Huckabee, Romney & McCain combined (170)
(Some Guy) Interesting McCain's unseen adversary is his age, and not that weird alien growth on the side of his face (12)
(HuffPost) Sad Dear Mitt, I.O.U. $35 million. Luv, Your Campaign (20)
(Gallup Daily) Obvious White women can't jump: Obama leaps 11 points over last week in Gallup polls (67)
(TPM) Interesting McCain is so hardcore that he used his own life as collateral for a loan (34)
(The Nation) Spiffy MoveOn.org, formed to help Clinton in the impeachment years, is officially endorsing Obama. Oh snap (157)
AP Interesting The latest poll numbers are in and Obama is now leading in Germany by double digits and running even with Hillary in Japan, Russia is solid Romney territory, while Iraq is trending for McCain (267)
(NewsBusters) Interesting Scarborough: McCain can't win without Rush Limbaugh and James Dobson (151)
BBC Asinine US presses Germany to send troops to South Afghanistan. Germany refuses as they might get shot at (63)
BBC Obvious More than one-third of Conservative MPs employ members of their own family at taxpayer's expense. Still, I'm sure they were all the best qualified candidates for their jobs (15)
(Some Guy) Florida Tampa city councilwoman forced to apologize to Ikea for comparing their new store to a Wal-Mart (22)
Independent Strange Robert Fisk's biography of Saddam Hussein selling like hotcakes, which would be great for Robert Fisk if he'd have actually written it (29)
Fox News Video Ann Coulter says that she will not only vote for, but will campaign for Hillary Clinton instead of supporting John McCain (334)
Yahoo Strange Obama, Clinton have happier debate, break out into rendition of 'Ebony and Ivory' (137)

Thu January 31, 2008
(Some Guy) Wheaton Wheaton endorses Obama (173)
(TPM) Asinine Neo-con think tank writer says perhaps Bush is to blame for Rudy losing primary..."If Bush had not been so successful in preventing another domestic terrorist attack, Giuliani’s relevance to voters would be painfully obvious" (69)
CBS News Scary Cop to Paul fan: "Well, you be careful. I wouldn't want you to get shot." (100)
YouTube Video Bill Clinton vs. 9/11 Truther. Advantage: Clinton (338)
(911Blogger) Unlikely 9/11 truthers say what the mainstream media refuses to admit, that 9/11 truthers took down the Rudy Giuliani campaign. He and his reverse vampire cabal never stood a chance (128)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The rise of John McCain is causing the fall of the NeoCon Water Carriers (76)
Time Interesting 2008 could be the year of the youth vote, and they like Obama. Now, if they can only figure out where the polls are and why that oldster is asking them to sign some book (89)
(National Journal) Obvious Barack Obama ranked most liberal Senator in 2007 (95)
Wall Street Journal Interesting Three young men hopped up on pizza and beer try to determine experientially whether waterboarding is torture. Hilarity ensues (82)
The Raw Story Dumbass Blessed are the peacemakers - Catholic League president threatens to beat up Bill Maher for calling Jesus less real than UFOs (66)
(Some Guy) Obvious Edwards' backers know why he had to drop out of the race: It's just too hard for a rich white man to break into politics (20)
YouTube Amusing Last night on Fox News, John Cleese analyzed the Republican debate (41)
ABC News Asinine ABC speculates on what a Frankenstein president might be like. Slow news day (15)
(freeper meltdown) Amusing Michelle Malkin hates John McCain so much she would rather vote for Hillary (139)
YouTube Cool Former director of Chicago NOW dramatically explains why she changed from Hillary to Obama. Bonus: She's an insanely hot MILF (75)
Fox News Unlikely Dick Cheney's Secret Service entourage asks court to block release of court testimony regarding illegal arrest out of fear that John Stewart may mock them on the Daily Show (76)
Guardian.com Stupid US finally safe from Canada (117)
Guardian.com Obvious John McCain as Republican presidential nominee called "Democrats' worst nightmare" (114)
ABC News Followup Hillary was "silent" during the six years she served on the Board of Directors at Wal-Mart (includes pics of the spry young candidate) (110)
Seattle Times Followup If you thought you could influence the Democratic presidential candidate by voting in a primary, disabuse yourself of that notion. They don't do it that way any more (49)
Gawker Dumbass Barack Obama wants us to get beyond political dynasties and move forward, and so is running a campaign ad crammed with more Kennedys than a happy hour in Hyannisport (89)
(The Huffington Post) Interesting The media needs to redefine what counts as an "issue" in the Clinton-Obama race (26)
CNN Interesting Obama campaign raises $32,000,000 in January alone (83)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The People's Republic of Boulder dukes it out with the Christian Nation of Colorado Springs for the Presidency of the USA (67)
ABC News Interesting Quit your job and stop buying stuff to stop global warming: Economic genius Bill Clinton says we can slow down the economy and save the planet (87)
Wall Street Journal Amusing Hillary just scored the all-important Black Elvis endorsement (18)
YouTube Video Montel Williams got booted from Fox for this (183)
Reuters Dumbass Reuters reports on suppression of Huckabee and Paul at yesterday evening's GOP debate (171)
(Think Progress) Asinine Bush on January 29, 2008: " “Let us fund new technologies that can generate coal power while capturing carbon emissions.” Bush on January 30, 2008: "Screw it. Let's de-fund that baby" (44)
Wall Street Journal Interesting Karl Rove's observations on the first election in years that doesn't feature his direct involvement (45)
The Smoking Gun Amusing I'll trade you nine Kuciniches for an Obama. New Topps baseball set includes presidential candidate cards (68)
Wall Street Journal Cool Arnold Schwarzenegger's universal health-care plan was terminated in the California legislature (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting The primary race is now down to a Pro-Choice, pro-gun control, pro-gay rights, universal health care advocate vs A anti-global warming, anti-corporate candidate who advocates amensty for illegal aliens. And that's on the Republican side (35)
(TPM) Interesting Mitt Romney may have tacitly bowed out of the GOP campaign already: he hasn't bought ad time in any Super Tuesday state (37)
Yahoo Interesting Are NYC mayors cursed? (114)
ABC News Dumbass Hillary Clinton: "I can control Bill" (156)
MSNBC Sad Soldier suicides reach record levels. The surge is working (256)
Abc.net.au Scary New study claims 1 million Iraqis dead since invasion. Mission accomplished (159)
AP Cool Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger invites Sen. John McCain to GET TO THE ENDORSEMENT CHOPPA (51)
CNN Asinine Senator: "Is waterboarding torture?" Mukasey: "I don't know." Senator: "Would it be if done to you?" Mukasey: "I would feel that it was." Marie Antoinette unavailable for comment (231)
The Register Amusing British advertising authority is highly offended by picture of a schoolgirl. A smoking hot sexy schoolgirl (w/SFW pic) (52)

Wed January 30, 2008
MSNBC Unlikely News report: for a second consecutive day Bill Clinton made no news (37)
NYPost Spiffy Hillary's hometown tabloid, er... newspaper, endorses Obama (206)
Wall Street Journal Obvious "Five months after Democratic candidates agreed Florida and Michigan wouldn't get delegates to the convention, Hillary Clinton now says they should -- a reversal that would benefit her now that she has won both states" (135)
(TPM) Cool Tom Davis (R-Va) is the 28th GOP congressman to announce retirement since the 2006 landslide. That's 15% of the total seats the GOP has in the House (32)
(politico) PSA Illegal aliens might be eligible for the tax "rebate" thingee (59)
(Some Blue Stater) Interesting Hillary to hold 21-state national town hall meeting Super Tuesday eve. Remember the last time some idiot tried this approach? Oh, yeah.....he got elected (53)
(Rasmussen) Sad Latest poll shows McCain defeating Clinton by 8 points, Obama by 6. Is our citizen learning? (171)
Wall Street Journal Obvious Universal health care plans have now collapsed in Illinois, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and California due to high costs. But it will work when Hillary's president (206)
(haaretz.com) Scary Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, peace loving President of Iran, states that the West must accepts Israel's "imminent collapse" and that the life of the Zionists "will sooner or later come to an end" (208)
(Gallup) Cool According to a new Gallup poll, Barack Obama has risen to within a few points of Clinton in nationwide poll (139)
Breitbart.com PSA Joe Lieberman says there's no way he'll be John McCain's running mate (58)
(Some EcoNanny) Asinine "Disposable batteries, no matter how efficient, should be considered a controlled substance and, as such, should be sold under the same restrictions as, say, prescription drugs or guns" (38)
USA Today Obvious Coalition of the Willing is unwilling to fork over the cash they pledged to help rebuild Iraq (48)
(Pew Pew Pew Research) Obvious Three out of four Americans agree: "It's the economy, stupid" (26)
(Huffington Post) Cool Hulk Hogan endorses Barack Obama for president, creating the first serious debate about who would win a celebrity endorser death match (56)
Marketwatch NewsFlash Fed cuts interest rate by 42891728694728674478666 / 85783457389457348957332 % (145)
(Ruthless) Amusing "F--k Ron Paul," or "How I opened myself up to death threats from Internet tough guys" (214)
ABC News Asinine Well, there goes the prospect of a Democratic win in November. Again (138)
(Some Guy) Asinine Ann Coulter: "I guess Huckabee is one of those pro-sodomy, pro-gay marriage, pro-evolution evangelical Christians" (143)
USA Today Followup Rudy Giuliani 81.81818182% sure he's going to drop out of the race now (131)
Denver Post Obvious Large crowd gathering in Denver for a shot at Obama speech (112)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Donald Rumsfeld is a curiously forgotten figure. As the administration of George Bush limps towards an ignominious exit, he has been excised from the story. Nobody talks about him. They don't even joke about him any more" (62)
WMCTV Dumbass Tennessee legislator wants to ban "Girls Gone Wild" TV ads. Again (28)
(Not Sure) Amusing Point-by-point comparison of President Bush's SOTU speech and President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's SOTU speech from the movie "Idiocracy" (101)
CNN Followup The time has come / To say fair's fair / To pay the rent / To pay our share (28)
Orlando Sentinel Dumbass U.S. Representative Ginny Brown-Waite to residents of Puerto Rico: "You're foreign citizens, no tax refund for you" (61)
(FilBalad News) Stupid Egyptian media report that the "poverty-stricken Palestinians" will have spent close to half a billion dollars at the end of the week, virtually emptying the country of televisions, cigarettes, mobile phones and Heineken (231)
(t.s) Asinine Seventh grader comes home from school with handout entitled, "Why Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus"; sparks bribing mythical entity debate (177)
MSNBC News John Edwards anounces he will drop out of race today to spend more time with his hair (1015)
(Some Guy) Florida Florida reaffirms its electoral reputation, as 400,000 Dems and independents vote in "closed" GOP primary, enough to change the outcome (88)
London Times Interesting 1776: The British are coming! 2008: They're here, and they're working for Obama (31)
Boston Globe Interesting An insightful look at the fonts that the presidential candidates use in their logos. Comic Sans MS font demands a recount (18)
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin) Cool U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye, 83, announces he's engaged (26)
ABC News Obvious Rudy Giuliani dropping his presidential bid, will endorse McCain. 9/11 (266)
Yahoo Obvious Democrats are shocked... SHOCKED... that Attorney General Michael Mukasey still refuses to say whether or not waterboarding is illegal (79)

Tue January 29, 2008
Boston Globe Stupid Don't you hate it when you're riding a bus that keeps crashing and killing people, so you get a new driver but the new driver does the same thing? Welcome to the presidential election (30)
CNN Florida Sen. Clinton attempts to spin a zero-zero tie as a win (575)
CNN News John McCain wins Florida GOP Primary (485)
YouTube Hero Oregon Senate candidate says a bunch of stuff in an ad. More importantly though, he opens a beer bottle using his steel hook. Seriously (47)
Guardian.com Obvious Hillary Clinton to appear on Letterman's show this coming Monday. This should be excruciatingly unfunny (39)
(Some Guy) Obvious "The Clintons have a long history of trying to intimidate opponents by first invading their personal records, and then releasing the information via their media enablers" (34)
YouTube Amusing Florida talk show host Mark Larsen was planning to vote for Mitt Romney today, until he experienced an epiphany and decided to vote for Ron Paul. While interviewing Mitt Romney on his show (160)
Fox News Interesting Obama "will be president of the United States, probably this year." What liberal whack-job said this? Fred Barnes, executive editor of The Weekly Standard (135)
(Michigan Daily) Interesting University of Michigan economics professor is in contention for the presidency of the Czech Republic. Wait, what? (15)
(after downing street) Obvious Bush signs 2008 defense appropriations act into law with signing statement claiming he doesn't have to abide by provisions that probe contractor fraud, protect whistleblowers, respond to document requests and bar funds for permanent bases (88)
(Some Guy) Interesting Why liberals hate Bush (236)
Yahoo Misc Canada threatens to pull soldiers from Afghanistan unless NATO supplies reinforcements, round bacon (26)
Washington Post Obvious The White House wants a woman who is "hired by industry to represent their point of view" to be the head of the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Asinine tag was full of lead, so let's go with Obvious (22)
Orlando Sentinel Sad Brain Surgeon < Poll Worker in Florida < Quantum Physicist (43)
CNN Asinine MySpace's upcoming Presidential Super Dialogue will only feature their top seven friends (30)
Wonkette Sad Ron Paul supporters are finally kind of getting the hint that he's not going to be president (300)
NPR Followup Fact-checking last night's SOTU Address (162)
(Some Guy) Followup Vermont town that issued arrest warrants for Bush and Cheney inundated with so many angry calls from patriotic Americans that town office has stopped answering its phones (122)
Canada.com Obvious Russian presidential front-runner Medvedev refuses to participate in television debates, making U.S. primaries seem almost democratic by comparison (16)
(Some Guy) Obvious In latest proof of liberal media bias, survey finds Bill Clinton got more media coverage last week than any Republican actually running for office (147)
Guardian.com Cool Maya Angelou, a Hillary supporter, writes a poem in her honor. It's called "Suck It, Oprah" (89)
(New York Sun) Cool A new poll shows Barack Obama trailing Hillary Clinton by only four points in New York City (164)
National Review Stupid MoveOn keeps its finger on the pulse of politics by seeking 30-second spots from members on what's wrong with Rudy Giuliani. Which will come in handy if they're being sent back in time to the 1997 NYC mayor's race (78)
Breitbart.com Caption Caption what Ted Kennedy is saying to Barack Obama (283)
MSNBC Obvious Iraq has a new national flag. Again. And once again, everyone hates it (129)
CNN Dumbass NOW is shocked and angry Kennedy picked Obama over Hillary. Must be that time of the election cycle (219)
(The Moderate Voice) Interesting A European view: "To non-Americans [Hillary] appears to be a mean street fighter who might be a vindictive and war-mongering President... She looks like the caricature ugly American who will stoop to anything to win." (331)
(The Hill) Amusing Hillary Clinton decides whether or not to applaud the president's remarks during the State of the Union address based not on the merits of his statements, but rather on what Barack Obama does first (124)

Mon January 28, 2008
AFP Amusing Australia to review citizenship test because of concerns that it contains too many sports trivia questions (17)
Guardian.com Obvious Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's former press secretary, complains of a "culture of negativity" in the media. What a douche (18)
Fox News Florida Remember when the Democratic nominees pledged not to campaign in Florida after the state moved its primary forward? You don't? Well, neither does Hillary Clinton (176)
(Some Guy) Interesting New Poll ranks McCain and Romney as the "Most Republican" of the candidates. Ron Paul still the "Most Batshiat standing on the corner screaming that his underwear is trying to eat him insane" (262)
(US News) Cool Possibly realizing that there is still money to be made grubbing the heroism of fallen firefighters, Giuliani hints he might drop out of the race after Florida (46)
Boston Globe Interesting Connecticut prep school cancels Karl Rove's commencement speech. In other news, Connecticut added to Axis of Evil, al-Qaeda, Legion of Doom, COBRA (49)
(Think Progress) Followup Prominent televangelist, who clearly has absolutely nothing to hide, will not comply with a Congressional subpoena because his financial documents "belong to God." (117)
Fox News Obvious "Romney has proven that he will say anything to anyone at any time if he thinks it will help him politically. His stunning capacity to reverse his position on virtually every issue casts serious doubt on his ability to lead." (53)
Guardian.com Followup "Ted Kennedy's graciousness toward the other candidates was a subtle f*** you to Bill Clinton. This, Kennedy was saying to Mr. Clinton, is how a true elder statesman of a party really behaves." (188)
(Some Truth Meter) Interesting Wondering which claims about the candidates are true, and which are utter BS? Wonder no further (48)
ABC News Dumbass Despite his claim to the contrary, Obama kept $100,000 of dirty money from his slumlord buddy. This message brought to you by Friends for Hillary (92)
Washington Post Interesting Rich, predominantly white college students hold a mock convention, predict Hillary to win the nomination. Obvious tag takes a vacation upon discovering that they have only been wrong once in 60 years (110)
Guardian.com Sad Mitt Romney, John McCain accuse each other of being libtards in latest dreary Republican slapfight (36)
Free Press Obvious New Zogby poll has Giuliani losing to all candidates in Florida except Ron Paul (166)
Pajamas Media Obvious "Once the situation in Iraq has shown signs of unequivocal improvement, the media has stopped reporting, because the news simply stopped fitting into their favourite anti-war narrative." (141)
Detroit News Followup Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's chief of staff, Christine Beatty, resigns from his cabinet (31)
(Some blog) Obvious FBI hires you as a linguist. You discover that moles have infiltrated the top echelons of the U.S. government. Does the FBI: 1) Promote you? 2) Congratulate you on a job well done? Or 3) Fire you? (80)
(a.n.org) Scary Individuality be damned: How teenage rebellion has become a profitable mental illness (41)
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Interesting In Pennsylvania, wine and liquor sales are controlled by an unelected board backed by an army of surly bureaucrats who don't like you, don't want you drinking and are on their coffee break (44)
(Buffalo News) Interesting Watch out New York, there's a new health commissioner in town. “I’m a father, and I’m a doctor and I’m a Mormon, so I’m really anti-tobacco” (24)
(Daily Record) Interesting Barack Obama "has given America a reason to believe." In related news, Obama seen healing the sick, lifting up the depressed and saving a lot of money on car insurance (279)
(Rutland Herald) Amusing Vermont town prepares to arrest Bush and Cheney for war crimes should they ever set foot in Vermont. This shouldn't cause any controversy (139)
CBS News Unlikely Mike Huckabee guarantees victory in Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas and Oklahoma based on the fact that Mitt Romney doesn't know how to eat fried chicken (55)
Yahoo Florida "I did not have campaigning relations with that state" (271)
LA Times Obvious When it comes to opinions on the Clintons, liberals are starting to sound a lot like conservatives (177)
Yahoo Interesting Dennis Kucinich's fight to be included in televised debates appears to have, instead, affirmed the right of networks to pick who gets into debates, making it easier to shut out someone like a Kucinich (70)
Slate Asinine In 2002, Georgia passed a "predatory lending" law that could have gone a long way towards preventing the subprime mortgage meltdown. And then the Feds stepped in to stop it (60)
BBC Obvious Hugo Chavez calls for coalition to oppose "United States' imperialism," apparently unaware that America has never had an empire and that the tweedy barfmats of the strident U.S. left have been on this job for 50 years (219)
Miami Herald Obvious According to the Miami Herald the only people opposed to Obama are stupid, fear-mongering, white-trash hillbillies. /The more you know (110)



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