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Sun January 13, 2008
(The Budget Graph) Interesting Visual image of United States 2008 federal budget (103)
(Some Guy) Interesting Forget the pollsters. Gambling website declares Hillary with advantage over Obama to win Michigan (62)
(Some Guy) Interesting GOP still has a real shot at holding on to the White House (92)
ABC News Interesting Obama, Clinton get into girly slapfight over who loves Martin Luther King more (63)
(Jesus' General) Amusing Visiting the Second Life GOP headquarters yields some surprises (47)
London Times Amusing George Washington, first president of USA. Boris Yeltsin, first president of Russia. Tony Blair, first president of Europe. Wait, what (51)
Herald Tribune Sad Post-War Stress, the Afghanistan/Iraq version: "Matthew knew he shouldn't be taking his AK-47 to the 7-Eleven," police say of traumatized vet (210)
CNN Scary Bush: Iran is threatning the security of the world, and the United States and Arab allies must join together to confront the danger "before it's too late." We're going to war with Iran, aren't we? (658)
Denver Post Amusing The agenda for the Colorado state legislature looks like the Fark main page (19)
BBC Obvious Iraq real estate prices booming in latest proof the surge is working. Suck it, Cut-And-Runners (95)
(Some Guy) Interesting Canadian publisher Ezra Levant takes on the national Human Rights Commission in a rousing defense of free speech. (with video) (143)
(Radio Free Europe) Interesting Bush Says 'Hope Is Returning' to Iraq. Will he be bringing the Golddiggers and Jerry Colonna with him? (30)
ABC News Interesting Croatian parliament endorses new cabinet, but less than glowing in review of new armoire (9)

Sat January 12, 2008
Reuters Followup Freed FARC hostages give thanks to Chavez for their greenlight to freedom (22)
Denver Post Cool The list of ex-Democratic presidential wannabes who are on the Obamatrain grows as Gary Hart jumps on board. Next up: Dukakis? (58)
(Press TV) Dumbass Mike Huckabee's policy on Iran: "Be prepared, first, to put your sights on the American vessel. And then be prepared that the next thing you see will be the gates of Hell, because that is exactly what you will see after that." (200)
MSNBC Interesting Iraq allows Baath party to come back in and clean up the mess the US made (35)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Old & Busted: Liberals say Republicans stole their votes. New Hotness: Liberals say Democrats stole their votes (24)
Washington Post Followup U.S. officials do not believe the white boxes dumped in the Persian Gulf by Iranian speed boats were any threat to coalition ships. Officals now believe boxes only contained uncounted votes from the 2000 US election (30)
(Politico) Strange Not News: Longtime politician fawning over Hillary Clinton's presidential greatness. Fark: It's Newt Gingrich (29)
Wired Amusing Here's an idea: You want to really mess the Republicans up this primary season? Vote for Mitt Romney (100)
Guardian.com Obvious Big Media finds out exactly how pissed off women can get when you make fun of them crying. In other news, Hillary Clinton is shopping for an outfit that will make her look fat (112)
AP Amusing Huckabee decides against turning the other cheek, turns into "Mr. Nasty" after Fred Thompson called him the dirtiest of dirty names... a "liberal" (118)
ABC News Obvious Strongly worded U.N. letter urges Iran to cooperate, or else it will send even more strongly worded letter (109)
CNN Interesting South Carolina's Republican governor praises the candidacy of Barack Obama, has not endorsed any of the GOP candidates for president (58)
(Captain's Quarters) Strange NBC correspondent Lawrence O'Donnell rants against John Edwards continuing to run for President, rather than rolling over and letting Obama rub his soft, luxuriant belly (47)
YouTube Amusing The presidential candidates in terms we all can understand (39)
Daily Mail Obvious "Rather than insult Bill directly, she used the staff. People were scared of her because they knew she could chop off their testicles if she so chose. You did not cross Hillary." (68)
(Townhall) Obvious Grief, memories and liberal bashing: Ann Coulter's creepy eulogy for her dad (220)

Fri January 11, 2008
(Some Jittery Guy) Scary Twenty mishaps that almost started global nuclear war (51)
(Military.com) Obvious Apparently Anbar province is so quiet the Marines are bored and one company hasn't fired a shot since October (46)
(Planet Out) Interesting Sergeant kisses his boyfriend on "60 Minutes," army finds no evidence of homosexuality. Who does a guy have to blow to get kicked out of the military around here? (54)
CNN Interesting According to new polls, McCain is the new Republican front runner. And by "polls" they mean "numbers we pulled out of our ass" so everyone can act shocked when he gets crushed in every state from here on out (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Does the person with the most money always win the presidential nomination? (22)
(Pharyngula) Asinine Scientist calls GOP candidate a "gibbering sphincter." Ahuckabeesayswhat? (107)
CNN Obvious Because of increased security in Iraq, guys can get on their motorcycles and act like douchebags. It's not news, it's CNN (66)
Reuters Dumbass Musharraf last week: "We need more experience, more forensic and technical experience that our people don't have." Musharraf this week: "O hai UN investigatorz, thx but nothx. kbai" (13)
London Times Silly Hilary makes the fatal mistake of suggesting that Martin Luther King wasn't Superman, Jesus and the Tooth Fairy all in one (50)
Washington Post Asinine America's plan in Iraq is now to find "solutions," which is a nice change of pace from the previous plan of "screw up everything America touches in Iraq like some perverse anti-Midas" (48)
Guardian.com Dumbass Really smart Hillary Clinton Advisor trying to gain the important black vote in South Carolina: "If you have a social need, you're with Hillary. If you want Obama to be your imaginary hip black friend, then he's cool." 9/11 (50)
(ThinkProgress) Interesting Bush rejects McCain's 100-year occupation plan of Iraq. "That's a long time, it's almost a centurion" (38)
SMH Asinine Israel tells court its hiding settlement facts to protect their image, argues that forced transfers doesn't refer to Palestinians. Because Israel's problems are a matter of better propaganda, and not one of an underlying unjust situation (267)
Guardian.com Obvious Hillary Clinton reveals plan to stimulate the economy. Submitter frankly doesn't need a mental image of her stimulating anything but here, let it burn into your mind for a bit (22)
(Some Guy) Hero O'Reilly: "I should be" on the Supreme Court (86)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Karl Rove's take on Hillary's New Hampshire win? "Mrs. Clinton won the beer drinkers, Mr. Obama the white wine crowd." Submitter agrees, thinks it would take a lot of beer to vote for Hillary (54)
(Think Progress) Obvious Ron Paul is the only Republican presidential candidate not ready to go to war with Iran over a few speed boats zipping around in circles (188)
(Pensito Review) Amusing Poll: God relegates Huckabee to second place in latest Fox South Carolina survey (172)
(Las Vegas Sun) Stupid Fresh off their humiliating failure in predicting the New Hampshire primaries, pollsters devise new, more efficient strategy for Nevada: skipping it entirely (24)
Examiner Obvious Onion editor moves over to MoveOn. Brings managerial experience in faking news (39)
Globe and Mail Obvious Musharraf says US troops welcome to cross into Pakistan from Afghanistan to hunt for al-Qaeda/Taliban militants. Just kidding, he actually said “They would regret that day” (148)
Guardian.com Followup In latest indication of how well his campaign is doing, Rudy Giuliani has stopped paying his campaign staff (68)
CNN Dumbass Web favorite Ron Paul scrutinized for racist comments printed in newsletters under his name in the '90s. Newsletters were like blogs that were printed on paper and then physically delivered by the postal service, sometimes by horse (472)
Salon Amusing Poll shows that Republicans have sex more often, possibly because they keep telling others to "suck it" (141)
(Daily Mail) Followup French president's girlfriend is pregnant already. No, no, no, yes, that one (36)
The Raw Story Weird After receiving the kiss of death from John Kerry yesterday, Barack Obama is back in the running after a blistering misspelled tirade from Roseanne Barr (328)
Guardian.com Obvious Congressional Democrats looking to bribe poor people to come out and vote. Bush plans to use a whole new color veto crayon this time (42)
Guardian.com Hero US military finally puts Abu Gharib behind it by dropping all charges against everyone involved, except for that Lynndie chick that started it all, of course (510)
Free Press Amusing Meaningless Democratic primary in Michigan + Open Republican primary = Democrats for Huckabee (70)
(Some Guy) Dumbass John McCain put up his fundraising list as loan collateral, despite his campaign's donor privacy policy promises that "John McCain 2008 will not sell your information to third parties or any commercial entities" (47)
(News4Jax) Stupid Forty-seven senators pushing Bush Administration to allow gun owners to carry firearms into national parks. What could possibly become dinner? (553)
(crooksandliars) Interesting By now everyone knows what a great success the surge is. Everybody is wrong (170)

Thu January 10, 2008
(Some Guy) Unlikely Kucinich asks for New Hampshire recount, stilts (115)
(Some Guy) Interesting Biraq Hussein Osama is the next Jimmy Carter. Therefore, you should C) vote for Ron Paul. Thread over (232)
Forbes Interesting Taxpayers' biggest problem? Congress, says report (40)
CNN Stupid In new op-ed in Wall Street Journal, Karl Rove sure sounds like he's with the Hillary campaign (54)
Reason Magazine Interesting Study shows liquor wholesalers throwing millions of dollars at policians to preserve the sacred three-tier distribution system that benefits them and costs you, the boozing public (75)
Miami Herald Florida Twelve school boards have just passed resolutions against having evolution in the science curriculum. Subby can't decide between Asinine, Dumbass, Florida, Sad, Scary, Silly, or Stupid, (422)
SeattlePI Followup Remember that story about how Seattle was going to house the homeless and let them drink all the booze they want? Well, Seattle saved $3.2 million by implementing the plan. Suck it, neocons (49)
AP Amusing Rep. Doolittle retiring from Congress; to be replaced by Rep. Dooevenless (21)
ABC News Followup Pentagon: Remember that video proving Iran boats were threatening to blow up a US ship? Well funny thing, umm we actually don't think it was them who said it but included it anways (71)
CNN Amusing Mike Huckabee asks Stephen Colbert to be his running mate (244)
Baltimore Sun PSA Wilford Brimley has endorsed John McCain. In other news, Wilford Brimley is still alive (67)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Kucinich: I'm not dead yet (60)
(Newsbusters) Dumbass Those "iron my shirt" guys from the Hillary rally were from a Boston morning show, something we could have learned sooner if only there were people whose job it was to locate relevant factual information and report on it (41)
(Some Guy) Interesting Could Ron Paul have autism? Def-def-def-definitely possible (240)
The Virginian Pilot Asinine Virginia Governor urges legislature to repeal abusive driver fees. Why? A) They did not raise expected revenues. B) They are unconstitutional. Hint: It's not B (89)
(Some Guy) Obvious Teenage entrepreneur sues Barack Obama for using phrase "Change Rocks" when it's the same name as the jewelry he's created. That's as stupid as suing someone for using a phrase like "Not Safe for Work™" (69)
Village Voice Asinine Ron Paul supporters gather together... in WoW. "You enter a primary. It is dark here." "I cast Magic Missile" (55)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Did New Hampshire voters think McCain opposed the Iraq war? (40)
(Some Guy) Obvious Jesse Jackson, Jr. points out that Hillary never cried for Katrina or its victims, yet managed a tear in New Hampshire. Why, yes, he does work for Obama... but really, is that relevant? (82)
(NY Sun) Interesting Hillary Clinton raising money from the very industries she is bashing in her stump speeches, taking $269,436 from the pharmaceutical industry and $220,550 from the oil and gas industry. So far no donations from the pantsuit industry (65)
Breitbart.com Scary Bush says Iran is a threat to whirrled peas (295)
(NY Daily News) Unlikely Hey dad, I don't think it would be really cool if you use your MTA chairman post to change a few bus routes to run right next to my new shopping center. *Wink wink* (21)
(Some Guy) Amusing Tennessee lawmaker misses first day of work at legislature to finish up 30 day rehab for DUI (with dashcam video) (15)
(WCBS 880) News John Kerry endorses Barack Obama (181)
(Some Guy) Florida The terrorists in Florida try to derail 9iu11iani's bid for president. 911 (25)
Washington Post Followup McCain vows "not to stand for" any of his rivals trying the same kind of political dirty tricks that sank him last time. Points out he was in 'Nam and knows 16 different ways to kill a man with just a pair of shoelaces (67)
(Some Submerged Guy) Weird China's Navy has tripled the amount of submarine patrols in the last year. EVERYBODY PANI... up to to a total of six. Oh, never mind (133)
Drudge Interesting Obama's game plan for the next four weeks. Surprisingly, the word "change" appears in the first paragraph only twice (84)
(Some Guy) Florida Woman challenging Indiana's law requiring photo ID to vote is registered in two states (123)
Entertainment Weekly Strange If Barack Obama wins the presidency, should he thank: A) The voters? B) The donors? C) The Borg? (73)
Salon Amusing Camille Paglia: "Hillary's disdain for masculinity fits right into the classic feminazi package." Feminist catfight at Salon (48)
Guardian.com Obvious United Kingdom on verge of breaking up into four separate states, leaving North American Farkers confused about which one is the Nanny State and which ones to refer to as Third World wannabees (61)
Yahoo Amusing A GOP candidate for West Virginia's 16th District Senate race is withdrawing from the election because he mistakenly registered as a Democrat (11)
(bloomberg) Amusing India intends to buy multi-role fighter jets, 1.55mm howitzers, helicopters and long-range maritime spy aircraft, according to... wait, 1.55mm howitzers? Dude, you're being ripped off. Bonus: Other news sources ran this error (26)
Philly Amusing In a rare moment of a politician acting like real a human being, here is a clip of Philadelphia's new mayor, Michael Nutter, spitting some flow. Surprisingly, he does a pretty good job (40)

Wed January 09, 2008
CBS News Interesting One day after Obama loses the NH primary to she who shall not be named, NYC Mayor Bloomberg begins polling all 50 states to decide whether to launch an independent presidential bid (48)
MSNBC Interesting Romney pulls resources from other states and goes "all in" in Michigan. McCain and Huckabee say "Call". Paul says "Go Fish" (103)
CNSNews Misc Karl Rove says one of the reasons Hillary won is that Obama "looked like a smarmy, prissy little guy taking a slap at her" (80)
AP Obvious Gov. Richardson quits presidential race. Click to the right to post "WHO??" (316)
(Myrtle Beach Online) Cool Giant sandcastle of six GOP candidates being created in Myrtle Beach for the SC primary. Onlookers applaud accuracy ranging from wrinkles in their faces to how easily they can collapse under pressure (30)
Slate Interesting Four reasons that may explain why Hillary won yesterday? Not surprisingly, "people really like her" absent from list (71)
(Real Clear Politics) Obvious Every presidential candidate promises he or she is thinking of the children. Specifically, thinking of saddling them with massive debts and income transfers to the retiring baby boomers (33)
Guardian.com Ironic Woman who brought tear to Clinton's eye voted for Obama (47)
UPI Followup Federal Election Commission enters election season without quorum. This will end well (16)
College Humor Amusing "There are Klingons in the White House." Sometimes, watching C-Span is truly worth it (42)
Sign On San Diego Obvious Mexican Authorities replace corrupt Tijuana Police with corrupt Federal Police. Let's see if anyone notices (23)
Guardian.com Interesting President Sarkozy announces plans to model France's public service broadcaster on the BBC. British submitter suggests Melissa Theuriau would be ideal for popular BBC show "When Newsreaders Bend Over" (213)
Komo Amusing Mayor McKickYourAss saw no reason to remove the lingerie pictures from her MySpace page after being elected, what are you going to do about it? (229)
CNN Followup Lame duck and a hawkish boob threaten each other as game of chicken begins in Iran (34)
(Some Guy) Followup Not news: Fox News reports Paul Begala joining Hillary campaign without bothering to check with Begala. Fark: When he emails them and straight-up denies it, they keep running the story. With email exchange goodness (74)
WTAM Amusing Kucinich challenger welcomes him home with gift basket. Fruit? Check. Candy? Check. Nuts? Absolutely (22)
(Just One Minute) Unlikely Media to briefly pause from their 24/7 fellating of Obama to wonder whether they're covering the election objectively (40)
(public radio) Unlikely Find your candidate by taking this poll (456)
(Real Clear Politics) Interesting Hillary Clinton won because she got the most votes from the poor, the less-educated, seniors, city folk and Catholics. In other words, bingo players (82)
Seattle Times Interesting And the winner of the Democratic party's New Hampshire primary delegates is... it's a tie (188)
Network World Obvious Why having Fark pick the stories beats the crap out of mob rule (25)
(Think Progress) Obvious Rudy Giuliani pens op-ed in today's WSJ. Manages to mention 9/11 nine separate times and takes credit for saving the city (87)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Did Diebold rig New Hampshire? Long answer: Maybe. Short answer: No (97)
Philly Asinine NJ Governor proposes 800 percent toll increase over the next 14 years to combat the state's deficit (43)
Newsday Followup Town board realizes that their proposed Silly String ban was silly, tables the discussion until everybody stops noticing (4)
ABC News Obvious After New Hampshire, the media starts thinking that maybe, just maybe, polling data isn't all it's cracked up to be (208)
(Some Guy) Obvious And so it begins... complaints and conspiracy of Diebold machine rigging in Hillary's favor. In related news, stock in Reynold's Wrap surges four percent (113)
(Some Guy) Obvious United States Supreme Court to decide if the right to vote includes the responsibility to prove you are eligible... or... that evil voter ID law is going down (279)
(Asbury Park Press) Followup Another day, another set of NJ politicians reporting to federal prisons to begin serving jail sentences for extorting bribes (22)
Slate Amusing New Hampshire woman embarks on quest to get her five-month-old child photographed with every presidential candidate. Well, except Mike Gravel. He's way too creepy. (With pics) (38)
CNN Caption Caption this picture of NH Primary winner Hillary Clinton (104)
(Fox 12 Oregon) Followup In an effort to overturn his guilty plea, Larry Craig's attorney argues his gay foot tapping is protected free speech (and he loves his wife) (158)

Tue January 08, 2008
(Some Guy) Obvious Believe it or not, the New Hampshire primary might encourage some candidates to run for president and encourage others to drop out of the race. I'm glad that's cleared up (31)
MSNBC NewsFlash NBC calls New Hampshire for Hillary Clinton. Obamamania hits a Clinton-sized speedbump (1178)
News24 Cool Obama took time today to call both candidates in the disputed Kenyan presidential election where accusatons of tampering have caused widespread rioting. Polls show he now leads that race by double digits (22)
Slate Interesting Bipartisanship has given us prohibition, the internment of Japanese-Americans, the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, the war on drugs, the Patriot Act, and tons of earmarks (35)
Sun Sentinel Florida "Evolution isn't debatable in many parts of the world, and among a majority of scientists, but somehow Florida hasn't fully gotten the message" (308)
Boston Globe NewsFlash Everyone but the Paulites are projecting John McCain the winner in New Hampshire (425)
CNN News New Hampshire Primary results as they happen (1895)
This Is Local London Interesting Obama was a drunk, a bigot, a bigamist, an egomaniac, a deeply flawed man, ruined by his own weaknesses. His son, however, is running for President (55)
(pollster.com) Interesting No NH exit polls this year: here's why. In other news, you have 56 more minutes to leech porn before your wife needs the Internet to see if Obama won (122)
Boston Globe Interesting With the falling dollar, we may not have an illegal immigration problem anymore (21)
(crooksandliars) Asinine Netroots GOP suddenly falling back in love with fiscal responsibility now that the Democrats only managed to cut earmarks by half (31)
Guardian.com Amusing Huckabee wields guitars and Chuck Norris. We suggest an air-Norris contest at next Fark party (34)
(Some Guy) Interesting College professors' contributions to presidential candidates: 90 percent to Democrats, 10 percent to Republicans (292)
(Think Progress) Obvious Fox News deletes Ron Paul from an AP article on their website, does not disclose that the AP article was altered (119)
(The Politico) Followup Paul Begala denies getting hired by Hillary too, but leaves out the "arrogant and asinine" stuff (3)
NewsMax Followup Carville denies getting hired by Hillary, calls Fox "an asinine and arrogant network" (21)
Fox News Obvious Biggest sign Hillary's campaign is in full-blown panic mode: James Carville and Paul Begala brought on as day-to-day advisors (22)
(PowerlineBlog) Obvious "I'd cry too if I realized I'd stayed married to Bill Clinton for all these years and still wouldn't get to be president" (39)
(TPM Election Central) Obvious Actual quote: "Fox was, is and will continue to be an asinine and ignorant network." Actual sound: "Frgh wa cnfla be an afrnin n ignin nerfg" (41)
Reason Magazine Interesting Ron Paul claims MLK was a gay pedophile, praised David Duke, speculated the 1993 WTC bombing was a Mossad job. He also refused to go on Neal Boortz's show today (213)
Yahoo Asinine "Opponents of U.S. policy must decide whether getting out of line--anything from a letter to the editor to direct action--is worth the risk of getting kidnapped, tortured and murdered." Ted Rall wishes you a happy new year (80)
(Some Guy) Amusing Reason to vote No. 1: We need to elect someone to do everything, so we can get back to being lazy. It's the American Dream (14)
CBS 46 Dumbass You're a former TV reporter running for the Senate and want to tell voters to vote for someone who will shun special interest cash and work only for the people. Do you: C) Spend a week on top of a 320-foot tower, freezing your ass off? (7)
Yahoo Interesting Don't drink the “Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread how did we ever exist as a nation without him this is our last chance to elect a black president so we better support him see I told you racism is dead” Kool Aid (195)
CNN Stupid After a solid year of press coverage concerning how inevitable Hillary Clinton's nomination was, Bill Clinton is crying today that the media's biased in favor of Barack Obama (60)
Yahoo Silly Dear Huffington Post: If you compare Obama to JFK, RFK and MLK all in the same article, we get the message that you like him. Up next: Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Santa Claus and Jesus Christ (39)
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama fundraisers turn away VIPs for upcoming NYC Grand Hyatt fundraiser due to high demand. In related news, Clinton campaign still has tickets for tomorrow's Yellowtail and Ritz cracker mixer on Staten Island (50)
ABC News Dumbass Turnout is so large that New Hampshire is running out of Democratic ballots (614)
CNN Hero Boy Scout earns merit badge for counter-insurgency (105)
YouTube Video CNN continues to elevate the level of political discourse (23)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Giuliani: "Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority" (132)
NJ.com Stupid With little else in the world to occupy their time, Congress is set to take on Dr. Jarvik's Lipitor commercial (183)
11 Alive Interesting Georgia Supreme Court debates whether or not it's okay to round up all the ex-cons and force them to live in a swamp (86)
Washington Post Obvious "The media are being swept up by a wave of Obamamania, in which normally hard-bitten journalists watch the orator in action and come away dazzled by his gifts" (375)
Rolling Stone Asinine Hillary says if Obama wins, the Earth will spin out of control, tilt off its axis and fall into the sun. (Editor: Fine, I'll fix it! Sheesh) (93)
(Politicalwire) Interesting Final tracking poll in New Hampshire shows McCain winning by nine points and Obama absolutely crushing Ms. Crybaby McCryerson by 13 (189)
The Raw Story Sad 3,(911) (725)
Fox News Interesting New Jersey apologizes for slavery, Bon Jovi (159)
(Politico) Obvious Like most rich white ladies, Hillary Clinton is very afraid of a black man asking for change (from the voting bin) (45)
Canoe Obvious Good news for liberals: Among conservatives, Obama leads Romney by a margin of 50-17. Bad news: The survey was taken in Canada (34)
YouTube Video Duncan Hunter bursts onto TV set to tell us that he has one delegate, most pathetic campaign (26)
Boston Globe Strange At midnight the New Hampshire primary battle begins - between Dixville Notch (population 74) and Hart's Location (population less than 74) (50)

Mon January 07, 2008
Yahoo Amusing Two protesters tell Clinton to iron their shirts, apparently unaware that ironing is a woman's job (79)
MSNBC Amusing Bill Clinton encounters Ron-Paul-supporting 9/11 conspiracy theorists, says they're nuttier than bag of Snickers (194)
Wall Street Journal Interesting Obvious: Congress sends Bush a $516 billion spending bill with 8,993 earmarks. Not so much: They skipped some steps in the budget process, meaning Bush could cut all the pork out if he wants without a line-item veto (215)
(Some Guy) Obvious The real question about the presidential primary race: How badly will 9/11 do? (57)
Chicago Tribune Misc Bush says U.S. economic signals are mixed, just like Bush's understanding of U.S. economic signals (62)
LA Times Interesting Duncan Hunter set to make a major announcement. Speculation is that he will withdraw his candidacy for president. In other news, at least for now, Duncan Hunter is running for president (22)
SFGate Stupid Naomi Campbell, of all people, sits down for interview with Hugo Chavez, proving once again that the problem isn't that there are too many fools on Earth but rather that lightning bolts are improperly distributed (112)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Presidential spokesman Tony Fratto ties on blindfold, sticks fingers in ears and yells loudly, "No one is predicting a recession, no one is predicting a recession, no one is predicting a recession" (29)
(Some Guy) Spiffy All I really need to know about fiscal policy I learned in "Sim City" (61)
Washington Post Amusing Maybe the way Hillary's going to get universal health care passed is by boring everyone in the nation into a coma. With video goodneszzzzzzzz (8)
Guardian.com Interesting Pope calls for worldwide mega-apology from Catholics involved in sex scandals, which should fix everything (72)
YouTube Obvious King of Gondor wants you to vote for Kucinich. Tells Sean Hannity to suck my sword (36)
(Politico.com) Asinine Bill pulls a Rudy; answers a call from Hillary during a speech. Of course, everyone knows it's fake, but thinks it's cute anyway, since it's Slick Willy (25)
Marketwatch Interesting The Treasury Department plans to rollout Social Security debit cards. Significant delays at ATMs are expected as elderly people attempt to get money (20)
Wonkette Video Andy Rooney is tired of all these presidential candidates with minority names (63)
(Life Leak) Video Crazy Ron Paul supporters go off their meds, chase and scream at Sean Hannity (180)
(kos) Silly Blogwar between Dkos and Redstate -- with lolcats (52)
NYPost Dumbass Giuliani volunteers bused in from New York go campaigning door-to-door in New Hampshire wearing Yankees hats and jackets (39)
The Tennessean Amusing Tennessee GOP forced to change listed number due to late night drunk dialers (21)
(NY Times) Unlikely "The unemployment report on Friday was brutally bad," says brutally bad economist Paul Krugman. Note: Unemployment now at five percent, just above full employment (103)
(Some Guy) Amusing Top 10 reasons Huckabee is a nutjob. The big question is: How was this list narrowed down to 10? (157)
(Some well-spoken Guy) Obvious Ad Age columnist examines why Obama is "acceptably black" (429)
News.com.au Interesting Vladimir Putin has no soul, says Hillary Clinton, who, unlike Putin, has only leased, not sold, her soul to Satan (19)
(Some Guy) Amusing Did Fox use a fake focus group to discredit candidates? (202)
(Think Progress) Dumbass In honor of John McCain's claim that he's never placed a single earmark in 24 years, here's some of his most recent earmarks (55)
Drudge Unlikely Hillary may drop out of the presidential race. Drudge said it, it must be true (263)
Yahoo Amusing Now that the easiest way to become president is to be Barack Obama, don't be surprised if Senator Clinton claims that she's been Barack Obama for 35 years (208)
(RCP) Interesting One day until Primary Day, and the Real Clear Politics poll averages have Obama and McCain running away with it in New Hampshire (110)
Houston Chronicle Silly Snubbed by Fox, Ron Paul holds own N.H. forum with punch and cookies (68)
ABC News Misc NY mayor Michael Bloomberg to consider presidential bid. Also apparently considering takeout chicken, if the photo is any indication (19)
(NewsBusters) Obvious Scarborough: MSM loathes Romney, would marry McCain if it could (36)
The Raw Story Obvious McCain: "I would have started Iraq war regardless of WMD" (159)
Miami Herald Obvious Well, duh (18)
Chicago Tribune Interesting Mike Gravel to teens: Say yes to drugs (45)
AP Scary Washington, D.C. lawyers argue before the Supreme Court that the Bill of Rights doesn't apply to individuals (159)
(Real Clear Politics) Interesting "If it's Obama versus Huckabee in November, Republicans might want to prepare a bomb shelter.... That general election would more likely than not be a massive blowout for Democrats" (207)
BBC Ironic How bad are things in Pakistan? People are fleeing to *Afghanistan* for safety (62)
CNN Cool Flashy president of France, Sarkozy, to marry another supermodel. Gentlemen, this is how you play the game (78)
(Right Wing News) Obvious The 20 most annoying liberals in the United States: The 2007 edition (70)
Yahoo Amusing This line pretty much sums up Mike Huckabee's tax plan: "Huckabee's plan to eliminate all income taxes and replace them with a flat consumption tax has the support of martial arts guru Chuck Norris but few economic analysts" (66)
(Some Kos Kiddie) Amusing The Republican debate, according to a nine-year old who couldn't keep the names straight (41)
Reason Magazine Sad The perils of long lead times, as illustrated by Sunday's issue of Parade magazine (104)
Wall Street Journal Obvious "Americans love convincing themselves they and this country are getting shafted, and while watching election returns on a $700, 32-inch Samsung flat-panel, high-definition TV " (50)
UPI Interesting Edwards distances himself from lobbyists, presidency (14)
(Science Daily) Obvious Big Pharm spends more on advertising than research (76)

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