(Kentucky Courier-Journal)		The creation museum in Kentucky is doing the most harm among homeschooled children, who are being fed lies while never learning science. In other words, we're screwed	(155)
		From the department of lets pretend this means something, Castro has been nominated for a seat in the Cuban Parliament. In other news Cuba has a Parliament	(11)
		Putin headed for landslide win. "Exporting Democracy" to give way to "Condemning Election Results NeoCon Pundits Don't Like" in 3...2...1	(81)
		The number of Iraqis killed falls for the 3rd straight month to the lowest total in 2 years	(97)
		Old and busted: Giuliani. New hotness: Huckabee. Ok, it's in Iowa but you have to start somewhere, right?	(39)
		Latest from the Iowa Political Horse Race: And into the final stretch Hildebeast is fading fast, Clean & Articulate has taken the lead, and Nice Hair has surged forward to half a length out of second	(60)
(Some Guy)		Man who held Clinton campaign staffers hostage snapped because of one of her commercials. Well, sounds like she got her money's worth out of that one	(29)
(crooksandliars)		Sean Hannity's defense to Giuliani's scandal involving using taxpayer funds to pay for his affair? Sandy Berger. Seriously	(79)
		Whoever wrote "Beowulf" in the 11th century was an anti-Christian liberal who wanted the troops to fail	(152)
(NYT)		China gives free money to the world and especially the US. Solution: get them to stop. You're doing one heckofa job there, trade envoy Susan Schwab	(30)
(Bloomberg)		Republican presidential contenders are shredding Reagan's 11th Commandment call for party decorum and acting more like feuding Democrats of yore	(40)
(idahostatesman)		More gay men come out about their encounters with Larry Craig. With audio	(111)
		Russian elections begin. No more Stalin, time to Putin your vote	(35)
(Some Guy)		Yo, turn the bass up. Mike Gravel rocks the mic and shows he has more flow than a box of Tampax	(15)
		"Fred Thompson says the election of a Democrat to the White House in 2008 would open the way for a welfare state where bigger government, higher taxes and defense cutbacks sap the country's economic and military strength"	(116)

(Times of India)		More Americans believe in the devil than Darwin	(189)
		"As disastrous as Iraq has been, an attack on Iran could engulf America in a war with the entire Muslim world."	(189)
		Jesse Jackson to march on Wall St to to protest for... (shakes Magic 8 Ball) ...house flippers who can't pay their mortgages?... (shakes Magic 8 Ball again) ...the subprime mortgage crisis affecting poor people	(25)
		32 million tax refunds worth about $87 billion dollars could be delayed because Congress can't make up its mind about what to do with the Alternative Minimum Tax	(24)
(TPM)		Freefalling polls, made up stats in his speeches, a sex scandal he won't explain, and to top it all off his security firm hired a known associate of Khalid Sheik Mohammed and Osama Bin Laden. Giuliani did not have a good week last week	(19)
		Sunni lawmakers walk out of Iraqi parliament following the arrest of a prominent Sunni politician who was caught red handed with a car bomb that wounded five coalition soldiers	(26)
(Red State.com)		Red State wants a do-over debate because Democrats shouldn't be allowed to ask Republicans tough questions. If you can't stand up to spineless Democrats how are you going to stand up to Al Qaeda?	(159)
		How America lost the War on Drugs. Yay drugs	(535)
(Some Guy)		Even Republicans think Al Gore is the best candidate for the Dems in 2008. "But the Democrats wouldn’t know gravitas if it hit them over the head, so infatuated are they with the style of their candidates over their substance"	(115)
		"When a government official or candidate makes a factually false statement, the role of the reporter is not merely to... note that 'some' dispute the false statement. The role of the reporter is to state the actual facts."	(91)
		No Michigan Democrats, you can't have delegates. Not yours	(38)
(crooksandliars)		Bill O'Reilly once again demonstrates his impartiality by ripping into Bush spokesman Scott McClellan... for ratting on Bush	(41)
(Some Guy)		Anti-immigration crusader and GOP presidential candidate Tom Tancredo hired illegal immigrants to renovate his mansion. Like they always say, the only moral illegal immigrant is my illegal immigrant	(78)
		Senator Leahy says that Bush was not involved in the attorney general firings, but refuses to give up witch hunt	(32)
		Since the 2006 election Bush rarely bothers wasting ink notifying Congress before ignoring their unconstitutional laws	(22)
		Associated Press "analysis" of Hillary's reaction to the yesterday's hostage crisis gushingly refers to her as "regal-looking" and "the picture of calm in the face of crisis." Nope, no media bias whatsoever	(99)
		Huckabee hopes to ♥ New Hampshire	(19)
		Neocons blast Democratic leadership in Congress for not accomplishing a damn thing	(43)
(Some Guy)		"Rudy Giuliani is no Ronald Reagan. What he is, and what he would be if he gets the nomination, is the Republicans' Bill Clinton"	(70)
(Some Guy)		Twenty-one-year-old college student faces harassment and personal threats after submitting question to YouTube debate on how America can improve its image around the world. Well, probably not like this	(79)
(Politico)		The ultra-secretive and uncooperative Bush administration turns over document #1,000,000 to Congress since 2006. In other news, still no indictments. Keep fishing, libs	(109)

		U.S. Rep plans to introduce private bill to allow illegal immigrant who saved lost boy to come to the U.S. legally	(92)
		Bush recommends cutting anti-terrorism funding by half. Mission Accomplished	(56)
		Bush urges Congress to approve $30 billion for the global fight against AIDS. The money will be used mostly by faith-based organizations, whose methods are shown to increase occurances of AIDS	(102)
(Monsters and Critics)		Poll reveals that Republicans have better mental health than everyone else. At least that's what the voices are telling them to say	(47)
(Harvard Crimson)		Your betters at Harvard have decided that peasants like you don't need some of those pesky Constitutional rights, saying they're "outdated," want to get rid of the one that will make it much easier to eliminate all the rest	(227)
		Not only does Obama have to take on Clinton and Edwards, he's up against Paul Krugman, yeesh	(18)
		US submits to Israeli demands and withdraws UN peace resolution. Curiously, article fails to include pic of Jimmy Carter	(39)
		Rep. John Murtha (D-Porkopolis) "clarifies" his apparent support for the troop surge in Iraq. In related news, Speaker Nancy Pelosi seen exiting Murtha's office with paddle in hand	(17)
(Think Progress)		Rudy gets a character endorsement from Bernard Kerik, which is kind of like getting a chastity endorsement from Hugh Hefner	(26)
(Eschaton)		In January President Bush said that Iraq would be responsible for its own security by November. Either this is another broken promise on Iraq, or those people are going to have the busiest Friday afternoon in the history of Planet Earth	(67)
(Politico)		Bush lackey and Neocon tool Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) says that the surge is working. It's all...wait, Murtha? THAT John Murtha? Nancy Pelosi's right hand man?	(72)
		Obama and Bloomberg unity ticket?	(57)
		"There are a lot of atheists who think that if only we laugh at religion enough it will go away. But what may happen is that it will learn to laugh at itself, and, when it does, it will be impossible to eradicate"	(156)
		Chessmaster Gary Kasparov says Russian elections are a farce, adds that he likes his polonium-210 with lemon and a little bit of honey	(26)
		Time incorrectly corrects incorrect correction, makes incorrect correction even more incorrect	(20)
(Some Guy)		Your tax dollars at work: despite its enormous purchasing leverage, Medicare spends more than double on basic medical equipment than if you just walked into a drug store	(38)
		As part of his popular "Stalin II: Electric Bugaloo" campaign, Putin announces he's pulling Russia out of the treaty in which they promised not to mass troops on their European border. This is expected to end well	(56)
		Rudy Giuliani says that the reason he had to hide the money needed to give his girlfriend security was because the NYPD is slow to pay bills. And 9/11	(76)
		FARC shows video of hostages, seeks $5 per month ransom payments	(58)
		Pope blames atheism for world's worst woes. Guess he forgot about The Inquistion (Let’s Begin), The Inquisition (Look out sin)	(653)
(Some Guy)		County Nativity scene adds snowman to avoid legislation that it is a religious symbol	(182)
		Officials in the Australian parliament have removed valuable works of art to ensure they are not taken by MPs defeated in recent elections. Insert convict joke here	(20)
(Jpost)		Condoleeza: "I grew up in the South, I know how it feels to be a Palestinian" African-Americans apparently used to blow themselves up and tried to take over the country, forcing the government to make them sit in the back of the bus	(139)
(SeaCoast Online)		Senator? Check. Running for President? Check. Making stupid threats that his candidacy can't cash? Check. All in a day's work for Joe Biden	(55)
		US vows support to Mideast peace process; by support we mean "sell bombs", by "Mideast" we mean Israel, and by "peace" we mean war	(28)

		George W. Bush: Diplomat. Wait... what?	(120)
(Some Guy)		As Rudy Guiliani was showing what his definition of family values really was, he was billing the city of New York for the privilege	(46)
(WSFA)		Having solved all other problems in his district, Alabama legislator whines about not getting free tickets to last week's Alabama-Auburn football game	(15)
		Peter Garrett of Midnight Oil will be Australia's new Minister for Environment, Heritage and the Arts. New regulations expected to include not sleeping while beds are burning	(43)
		Ron Paul's trying to win South Carolina. HAHAHAHAHA, he really IS crazy	(173)
		New York Public Library hosts photo exhibit of current White House Administration (with mugshot goodness)	(18)
		White House: "The president was not involved in the firings of the US Attorneys" Senate: "Well, then there's no executive privilige involved here. Turn over the documents"	(83)
		In retaliation to a recent cancelled port visit, Chinese economy collapses after the US cancels all current fake dog poop contracts	(16)
		FEMA to its trailer denizens: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here	(234)
(Donkey Garden)		If CNN/YouTube Republican debate had any more Democrat campaign plants, it would've been a nursery	(302)
(Some Guy)		Obama hits cover of TIME Magazine, says it's legit for Clinton to suggest he doesn't have enough experience	(31)
		Chavez calls Catholic cardinal who criticized him "...a thug, stupid, mentally retarded sycophant defender of dark interests.'' Then it gets interesting	(50)
(EFF)		NJ town says bloggers don't have First Amendment rights, especially when they point out possible corruption by the town's elected officials	(66)
		Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson are leading in South Carolina, so what do they do? Criticize the South's favorite flag of treasonous rebellion	(61)
		Former Rep. Henry Hyde, manager of the impeachment of Pres. Clinton, dead at 83	(95)
(Some Guy)		Texass director of science curriculum forced to resign after it became clear that she accepted evolution. Subby thinks Texas needs a second 's'. Creationism trifecta now in play	(200)
		The Washington Post squashes the last doubt that it is a shell of its former self: runs a multi page story about Barack Obama being a muslim, with email forwards as the main source	(45)
(Some Master Debater)		Sending Hillary to Mars and getting rid of the IRS, just two of the many creative governing ideas brought to you by last night's Republican presidential debate	(40)
(Some Guy)		Questioner in Republican/CNN/YouTube clusterfark was a Hillary Clinton plant. It's not journalism, it's CNN	(294)
		Actual headline: "Mideast Talks Face Serious Obstacles." Other incisive headlines from Forbes: "Iraq reconstruction slightly underestimated," "Britney's hoo-ha smells like a clown locker room"	(43)

		Rudy Giuliani used taxpayer money to fund his affair while mayor of New York. Corruption, in New York City. Huh. Guess anything's possible after all	(110)
		Democrat Debate cancelled due to writers strike. Now if there was only some sort of event where candidates answered questions without pre-scripted talking point answers written by other people	(47)
		Chris Matthews: "As long as we still have troops in Iraq, we're losing." In related news, the US still has troops in Germany and Japan, so we are losing World War II	(134)
		Michelle Malkin exposes public school mathematics as a liberal plot to demoralize the troops; calls for the internment of all odd numbers and fractions	(157)
(Some Guy)		“Don’t forget to remind these wireheads how they are responsible for everything good that’s happened to the economy in the past 15 years.” For politicians, how to win over the geek audience	(26)
(Mother Jones)		Fred Thompson, who claims he "helped to expose the truth during Watergate," was actually a mole for Nixon	(25)
		Principal suspends grade-schooler who allegedly used the term "brown people," explaining that it's fine to be racist as long as you keep your mouth shut. Difficulty: No, really	(45)
(World Net Daily)		Parents and clergy regard school cross-dressing day as an opportunity to learn about diversity and tolerance. Just kidding, of course, they freak	(29)
(Some Guy)		John "the crooning AG" Ashcroft volunteers for waterboarding. Because if it doesn't kill him it will only make him stronger	(77)
		Bush appointee investigating Karl Rove calls commercial tech support to wipe multiple hard drives: claims they "had a virus"	(102)
		Hugo Chavez accuses CNN of putting out a hit on him	(62)
(Hot Air)		Mike Huckabee gaining in Iowa in part because he's a snake-handling Christian and Romney's a pagan Kolob worshipper	(37)
(Huffington Post)		Trent Lott's likely replacement featured in Borat movie, and not in a good way (w/ video)	(51)
		Bush prefers phony diplomacy for the Mideast. Oh wait, sorry that's "Phone diplomacy." Wait, that makes less sense	(36)
(Some Dreamer)		NAACP protests outsourcing of MLK statue to Chinese sculptor. Group-losing-sight-of-its-mission trifecta in-play	(55)
		Think Iraq is getting better since the surge? Think again, say the journalists actually posted there	(140)
(foreign policy.com)		Mahmoud Ahmadinejad decides he wants to be a blogger, asks the online community for input on Iran's relationship with the rest of the world. Hilarity ensues	(46)
(Black Five)		"We are gonna win in Iraq and that is good news for Iraqis, Iranians, Syrians, Israelis, Palestinians and bad for dictators, petty tyrants, religious fanatics and the American left"	(162)
		Democrats are tapping an unexplored source for campaign donations this election year: zombies	(29)
		Former Red Cross chairman apologizes for poking his subordinate. Claims his stint as IRS comissioner led him to believe he could screw anyone, anytime, anywhere	(48)
		Hillary Clinton and the lesbian smear. An interesting look from across the pond	(97)
(Some Guy)		Karl Rove: Congress pushed Bush to war prematurely	(184)
(NY Times)		Hillary Clinton says that she would appoint Colin Powell as a diplomat in her administration. Appointing one of the chief architects of the Iraq war to help rebuild America's world standing---what could go wrong?	(164)
		Musharraf resigns as army chief to spend more time oppressing his family	(98)
		Romney said that Giuliani said that Clinton's health care proposal was a good idea. Nyah	(14)

		MP makes himself a copy of the Prime Minister's license plate. Every times he drives to London, Gordon Brown gets the bill	(19)
(US News and World Report)		A recession in 2008 could very well hurt the Democrats and help the GOP. Wait, what?	(50)
(New Statesman)		Al Gore's a hack who's getting rich piggybacking on other people's hard work - so says the neocon Fox-tool spokesman for big polluters, Robert Redford	(77)
		Whether it's through a tornado or a divorce, Mike Huckabee wants to help Texas Governor Rick Perry score a mobile home	(6)
(Go Erie)		Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) wants Ron Paul (R-TX) to be his running mate, a sure sign of the coming apocalypse	(113)
		2007: Massachusetts discusses ban on spanking. 2017: Massachusetts begs for more federal money to do something about rising juvenile crime	(31)
		Rejected questions from the upcoming Republican CNN/YouTube debate. Including, "If you were really drunk, would you hook up with Ann Coulter? You know, maybe you just won the election, it's the after-party..."	(20)
		The Bunny Ranch endorses Ron Paul, completely misunderstands the term "vote-whoring"	(27)
(Townhall)		Apparently, the Catholic Church was Galileo's biggest fan and they have always been on the side of good science. Giordano Bruno unavailable for comment	(84)
		To counter the power of Oprah campaigning for Obama, Hillary rolls out Mecha-Streisand. Edwards reported to be in talks with Robert Smith of the Cure	(17)
(Hot Air)		Hugo Chavez to private businesses: Stop opposing me or I'll take all your stuff	(35)
		Columnist is dumbfounded to learn that despite calling Harry Reid three whole times, civilians simply don't get to order a Senate filibuster like it's a pizza	(13)
		Ahmadinejad counting on Pope Benedict XVI to prevent the US from invading Iran	(16)
(BigHeadDC)		The hasty resignation of current Senator and former singing cheerleader Trent Lott may have been prompted by ... wait for it ... Lott's "relationship" with a male escort. (w/ pics)	(86)
		"It's a lot easier to believe in Santa than in Arabs accepting a just peace with Israel"	(71)
		Ethiopia finds themselves stuck in a quagmire after expecting to be greeted as liberators in Somalia	(10)
		Poll shows McCain is the GOP's best chance of beating the Democrats, as long as his daily campaign schedule allows time for a nap, the early-bird special at the Sizzler, and a "Matlock" rerun before bed	(16)
		Hugo Chavez pitches a hissy, recalls Venezuelan envoy to Columbia	(17)
		President announces that the leaders of Israel and the Palestinian Authority have agreed to immediate negotiations designed to reach a peace agreement. You submitted this in 1993 with a funnier headline and will resubmit this in 2019	(141)
(Ablogistan)		In the first Zogby poll that wasn't limited to the few old people who still have landline telephones, Hillary loses match ups with five Republican candidates, including Huckabee	(96)
		John Edwards' universal health care plan is mandatory. What if you don't want it? Says Edwards, "You don't get that choice"	(195)
		According to Obama, anyone above $97,000 is upper class. As in, worth raising taxes on	(227)
		Mike Huckabee turning out to be the rock star of the 2008 campaign	(58)
(Some Guy)		Tom Brokaw: "My problem with talk radio is they mock anybody else’s point of view, and they do it often in a mindless fashion." You're going to comment on this headline, but your comment is stupid	(63)
(Kos)		Since anyone could submit a question for the YouTube/CNN Republican debate, Democratic presidential candidate Chris Dodd decided to submit a question about the Constitution	(36)
		Time Magazine politcal savant says Oprah won't help Obama. Because we all know if there's one thing Oprah's bad at, it's convincing middle-aged women to do something	(15)
(Some Guy)		It was a dark and stormy night. I'd had my scotch and water. And Mary Jo just wouldn't shut her mouth. So I said, "I swear I'll drive right off this bridge if you say another word"	(32)
(Some Guy)		Bush, April 2007: "Nancy Pelosi should not meet with Bashar Assad because he is a state sponsor of terror." Bush, November 2007: "Mr. Assad, meet Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice"	(162)
		"Hi Al. Let me show you my big chair here in the Oval Office. Oh, watch this: Alice, get me an Orange Julius, stat. I just love being the president"	(41)
(American Statesman)		The mayor of Austin, upset at a truck blocking a busy street, shouts enough profanity to offend the construction workers	(79)
		Not to be outdone by Ahmanediuaisuriamnsdfojajad, Japanese film director claims Nanjing Massacre of WW2 was a hoax, and the officals hanged for it were "Christ-like martyrs"	(42)
		Dennis Hastert (R-Otund) announces he's resigning: GOP resignation trifecta in play	(44)
		Congressional candidate allegedly faked a car crash to boost struggling campaign. In other news, John McCain's campaign staff seen taking his keys	(11)
		MRI scans prove that second-hand smoke damages lungs of non-smokers	(360)

(Some Guy)		Do you really want to see a world without nudists? Really? (Slightly not safe for work photo)	(42)
		Kentucky's Creationist Museum is Evolving	(735)
		"Did Thompson waste too much time to have a chance?" In related news, the election is a year from now	(23)
		Fact: Democrats have bet the next election on the troop surge not working. Problem: It's working. Solution: Insist that it wasn't SUPPOSED to work, so Bush was still wrong. Welcome to the Democratic Party	(158)
(Big Head DC)		Larry Flynt tells Fox News that soon Hustler will be exposing "a sex scandal of huge proportions" involving a prominent United States Republican senator. Media so far giving the rumor a wide stance	(36)
(SB Sun)		The Supreme Court rules that authorities can search welfare applicants' homes without warrants and allows them to rule out assistance for those who refuse to let them in	(378)
(Some YouTube)		Ron Paul on marijuana: "I would absolutely never use the federal government to enforce a law against anybody using marijuana"	(209)
		Iraqis appear to have Stockholm syndrome	(115)
(Some Guy)		Newsweek documents the history of Rudy Giuliani talking out of just one side of his mouth	(20)
		After having solved all the states other problems, legislature take action on Hannah Montana scalpers	(267)
		"Fox and Friends" hypes story about jihadists tunneling directly into U.S. Army base from Mexico. Story based largely on "raw, uncorroborated information" from a source of "unknown reliability."	(63)
		Meet Rory Steele. He's the man charged with making the voters of 21 counties in Iowa okay with the idea of voting a black guy president	(19)
		The two candidates who became conservatives five minutes before they declared are challenging each other's conservative credentials	(6)
(Some Guy)		Fred Thompson complains liberal media hates his campaign as much as liberals hate freedom	(33)
		North Carolina Republicans file lawsuit claming that current district map violates Voting Rights Act and dilutes minority vote. Wait, what?	(18)
		Hillary's people again deny she's strapped it on for huma-huma-huma	(188)
		Sarkozy goes to China, secures $30 billion in nuclear and aerospace contracts, pushes deregulation of the yuan, urges less death penalty and release of political prisoners. In related news, Bush got a whole turkey leg, but couldn't finish it	(60)
(radioleft.com)		"We can tell our military, you don't have to protect San Francisco or Cambridge because apparently they don't support you"	(190)
		Trent Lott expected to be the 69th Republican this year to announce retirement before the next election	(45)
		Sarkozy's new girlfriend is the "hottest woman on French TV"... no, not THAT hottest woman on French TV	(92)
		Russia sets 2nd of March for elections. Candidates can start submitting their registrations and wills	(6)