"It is the official, considered position of the state of Texas that President Bush is a constitutionally ignorant power-grabber"	(47)
		Hillary so far ahead of Barack in the polls it's like being up 7 games with 17 to play	(466)
		Here's hoping Garry Kasparov announced his candidacy for Russian President in a hotel lobby so we'll be treated to a chess nut boasting in an open foyer	(42)
(Pew Research)		Evangelical Christians try to convince the media that they won't vote Republican in 2008	(153)
		In the Ontario election today, an openly gay, Liberal minister of education will debate a faith-based schools supporting Conservative leader. Only in Canada, you say? Pity	(24)
(Some Repenting Guy)		Apocalypse on the way as World Net Daily endorses socialized medicine	(96)
(Some Guy)		He has won 40% of the straw polls, placed #2 in 10% more. Who? The man FARK loves to hate, and hates to love	(182)
		Rudy Giuliani has a new strategy: He's not Hillary. Well, thanks for clearing that up there, Rudy, folks were beginning to wonder. Oh, and 9/11	(58)
		Bush prepares to bomb Iran before end of term	(691)
		Conservative Canadian government announces plans to bring back the War on Drugs, acid wash jeans, hair metal	(88)
(WSLS)		Amherst citizen caught red-handed trying to remove campaign signs from his yard	(24)
		Hillary announces new stage in plan to bankrupt the USA	(99)
(Some Guy)		Officials from the top of Government to lowly council officers will be given unprecedented powers to access details of every phone call in Britain under laws coming into force tomorrow. How long until Guy Fawkes Day?	(20)

		Riots break out across nuclear-armed Pakistan as Pervez Musharraf is allowed to run for "president", again	(27)
(American Thinker)		"Al Qaeda is losing in Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq. The fact is now inescapable that they have lost the ability to impose their political will on the West"	(74)
		Apparently it's perfectly legal for legislators to run around the Congress pressing all the unattended vote buttons to make sure their bill passes	(139)
		Rep. Tom Davis (R-Va) "there's talk about us going the way of the Whigs"	(57)
		Iran brands CIA as terrorist organization and threatens sanctions against US	(88)
		Senator Craig's downfall will benefit another group that likes hooking up for anonymous outdoor sex: salmon	(64)
(Light On Light Through)		Kucinich proposes lowering the voting age to 16. Because you want your next election to be swayed by skinny tattooed idiots who can't wear their pants correctly and think that jamming a spike through their lip is the height of self-expression	(277)
		Ahmadinejad invites Bush to give a speech at an Iranian university	(74)
		Like the Republicans before them, the Democratic-controlled Congress fails to pass its appropriations bills on time, but at least they’re doing something about Iraq…oh wait	(31)
		Newt finally comes out and says he won't be running in 2008. Judging by his physique, submitter would wager that Newt wasn't running a lot before then, either	(26)
		After the most recent suicide bombing in Afghanistan, Afghan President has vowed justice...just kidding, he's offering the Taliban high-level government positions	(96)
(9News)		Thanks to the Deficit Reduction Act, deductions are now being taken out of child support payments	(59)
		Democrats are outraged...OUTRAGED and are demanding Republicans denounce Rush Limbaugh for NOT saying something they wish he had said...wait what?	(114)
		Giuliani cites Bible on personal life. Is especially fond of John 9:11. Pass the mud, will you? Subby needs to cover his eyes	(38)
		Justice Clarence Thomas is not bitter and does not hold a grudge. Just kidding	(58)
(American Conservative)		"Petraeus demonstrated that he is a political general of the worst kind" - the dirty liberals at The American Conservative	(100)
		Bulgaria has so many people running for office that the ballots don't fit in the country's largest envelopes	(6)

(Daily Texan)		"If Bill Clinton were a Republican, he would have resigned instead of sitting through the impeachment trial," Hodges said. "We [Republicans] are the type of people that if we mess up, we step aside from the leadership role."	(96)
(kos)		State Department official threatens subordinates with retaliation if they comply with Congressional investigations. Subordinates rat him out. This is a job for Wax-Man	(35)
		Like most numbers in politics, that 47 million uninsured thing is a wee bit exagerated	(55)
(Game Politics)		Because he has no real constituents, Newt Gingrich resorts to the intertubes by visiting Second Life	(28)
		Pandering as fast as she can, Hillary Clinton says that if you squirt out a child under her administration, you should get $5,000 in taxpayer money for the little puke machine	(110)
		Rudy Giuliani, apparently intent on achieving self parody, explains why he answered his cell phone during a speech to the NRA. His explanation? Just guess	(75)
		40% of America has only known a Bush or Clinton in the White House. For a reasoned discussion of the two-party system, please click that number over there	(59)
		University faculty votes to prevent researcher from getting funds from tobacco industry, then fires him for not having research funding	(15)
(Media Matters)		Bill O'Reilly is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore	(127)
(1st Amendment)		Ever wonder why you rarely see or hear protestors during Bush's speeches? Read the Presidential Advance Manual. I wouldn't be too concerned with terrorists hating our freedom	(70)
		In their latest effort to crackdown on any joy for its citizens, China bans push-up bras	(16)
(WND)		Sen. Ted Kennedy insults the whole US military in order to advance "hate crime" legislation	(89)
(Some Guy)		Ron Paul calls for an end to the "War on Drugs"	(102)
(WND)		Ben Stein versus evolution. Common sense is the one playing hooky this time	(158)
(Extruther)		Former 9/11 truther sees the light of reason and changes mind. Which means he was part of the Bush/Rove/Trilateral Commission conspiracy all along	(223)
(Some MRC)		The host of the PBS debate that the four main candidates didn't attend? Yeah, not too objective	(26)
		The liberals tried to ruin the Star Trek franchise with their multi-culti demands and anti-war stance, but Kirk's well-hocked, bulging manhood cast too big of a shadow over eggheads like Spock and Euro-sissies like Picard	(184)
(Some Guy)		McCain says "the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation," and is considering being baptized in the future	(71)
		Bush to get tough on nation's largest polluters. Will STRONGLY encourage them to "enact voluntary measures."	(13)
(Some Guy)		Media Matters misquotes Rush Limbaugh, saying he called all soldiers phony. Nope, just one phony soldier in particular	(172)
		Would you pass the U.S. citizenship test?	(120)
(Town Hall)		Remember when Hillary said that her healthcare plan wouldn't include illegal immigrants? Yeah, well just like everything else she says, that was bullsh*t too	(126)
		"Kenji Nagai of APF news agency tries to continue taking photographs as he lies fatally injured"	(99)
		Hillarity ensues when English professor, upset that Rutgers is throwing scholarships at illiterates to play football, writes "If you want to give financial help to minorities, go find the ones who are at the library after school"	(131)
		The most enduring legacy of the Bush Administration: "President Bush will leave office having presided over one of the fastest accumulations of government debt in the history of the United States."	(195)
		Looks like Dan Rather was right after all, was swift-boated by a network more interested in sucking up to Bush	(251)
		Dear Michigan citizens, you might want to consider stocking up on booze over the weekend	(21)
(Huffington Post)		Sen. Larry Craig is back in the Senate. His first official act? To vote against a bill protecting homosexuals	(332)
		Bono finally picks up his big self-importance medal, because people are cryin' and dyin' in Africa for the lack of potatoes, sweet potatoes	(22)
(Red State)		Democrat hate crime rider would make it a crime to preach against homosexuality. Suck it, cons	(138)

(ThinkProgress)		Comedian Rush Limbaugh states that all the soldiers in Iraq who disagree with him are phony soldiers and betraying America. Will congress treat him the same as MoveOn.org when they questioned one politically appointed soldier's patriotism?	(256)
(Daily Bulletin)		Water Board director facing PMITA federal prison for claiming to be Congressional Medal Of Honor winner during meeting. Wouldn't it be more appropriate if they water-boarded him?	(22)
(Some Guy)		Iranian websites aren't mentioning that whole "There are no homosexuals in Iran" thing	(256)
		Federal budget surplus balloons to $14B, no USA not yours	(68)
		Democrats new plan to fund fight on global warming includes a combination of spending cuts and money-saving technology. Just kidding: They're going to raise taxes and do it "painfully"	(229)
		Six years after 9/11, GAO officials cross the border successfully 75 percent of the time carrying radioactive materials	(144)
		Texas passes state law allowing prayer in schools. Kansas expected to ordain its teachers in response	(67)
		Seven reasons why the Democrats are politically impotent in ending the Iraq war	(82)
(Some Guy)		"Austin Powers" director to tackle HBO drama about contested 2000 presidential election, starring Laura Dern as Katherine Harris. Oh Sailor, behave	(16)
		For being irrationally biased against markets, foreigners, technology, and the state of the world in general, the Stupid tag is awarded to... all of us	(41)
		Hugo Chavez: "Iran isn't making an atomic bomb, not at all. They just want to develop nuclear energy. Venezuela will do it also someday." Dick Cheney's finger twitches as he gazes at the big, shiny, red, candy-colored button	(260)
(The Rude Pundit)		The ultra-Christian Family Research Council says Jesus doesn't want your children to have health insurance. Where is your God now?	(107)
		As Congress debates spending an extra $50 billion on our war to liberate Iraq, a transcript surfaces showing Bush rejected an offer from Saddam to leave voluntarily if he was allowed to keep $1 billion	(479)
(YNet News)		Hillary Clinton will not comment on a hypothetical Israeli attack on Iran, but is fully supportive of their "alleged" attack on Syria	(99)
		Ten things you didn't know about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, such as his family name originally having been Saborjhian before changing it to the easier-to-pronounce Ahmadinejad	(231)
		Verizon Wireless blocks request by NARAL, a pro-choice group, to open its wireless network to text messaging, saying that it has the right to block "controversial or unsavory" text messages. Suck it, libs	(48)
(Some Guy)		It seems that Mr. Bollinger, Columbia's president (the college, not the country) has enraged the terrorist sympathisers that pay his salary	(301)
(Beachwood Reporter)		Cubs offer bigwigs and politicians sweet deals for tickets to upcoming playoff losses. That's the Chicago way	(41)
		Bush launchifies his own climate conference	(41)
		What you missed while watching the new "Bionic Woman"	(66)
(Some Guy)		Sixteen signs that it might be time to impeach the president	(168)
		Gen. Pace tells Senate he supports allowing homosexuals to serve as long as they're not homosexuals	(100)
(Some Guy)		Newt Gingrich suggests that America should blow up Iran's natural gas pipelines	(74)
		Bush comments on the improvements in U.S. student test scores: "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." Yeah, he really said that	(320)
		Iraqi government agrees to allow Turkish troops to enter Northern Iraq to go after Kurdish rebels. What could possibly go wrong?	(58)

		Congressional Republicans going bankrupt	(69)
		Judge rules parts of Patriot Act unconstitutional	(253)
		"Mr. President, how do you propose to bring private military contractors under a system of law?" Answer: "I'm gonna call the Secretary of Defense and ask him. But not really. Hehehe."	(178)
		Ron Paul supporters go wacky on Rudy Giuliani, chant at him, and accuse him of being in on 9/11	(153)
		Possibly as much as 33 percent of Hollywood is conservative, but they'll never admit it or David Geffen and Barbra Streisand will have them disappeared	(77)
		Reporters are a cheap date: Mahmoud Ahmacrazyguy takes 50 US journalists out for dinner and gets some good PR, such as this fawning article, in return	(402)
		Nicaraguan president reverts to his communist past, bashes capitalism and the evil, imperialist United States	(109)
		Councilwoman sues city, accidentally reveals illegal loan in deposition, reveals her credentials for politics are valid	(30)
		Supreme Court: "We want to review whether lethal injection is mean." Texas: "Okay. We're gonna review whether all these inmates are still guilty. Oddly enough, they are"	(363)
		Bush seeks nearly $50 billion more for wars. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge	(87)
		Hillary Clinton's campaign is "the most media-controlled and media-obsessed campaign in presidential history"	(40)
		Dick Cheney walks into book store, buys magazine. Fox News is there	(38)
(crooksandliars)		Olbermann provides more evidence Bush faked terror threat to influence FISA vote	(136)
		Hofstra hosts radical lawyer convicted of providing material aid to terrorists who disemboweled their victims, describes lawyer understatedly as representing "unpopular" clients	(26)
		White House cancels Bush interview with NPR, gives it to Fox News instead; because NPR wouldn't let the White House pick which correspondant would do the interview. (hint: they wanted the guy who moonlights on Fox News)	(79)
		Gates seeks $190 billion for wars. The other Gates chuckles, knowing he makes more than that by releasing a new OS every few years	(80)
(Media Matters)		Point/Counterpoint, O'Reilly: "I explained to CNN why their story on me and Sylvia's was wrong," CNN: "O'Reilly screamed 'SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP' at us for 10 minutes straight"	(65)
(Red State)		Our entire media is controlled by the international George Soros conspiracy	(33)
(Lowell Sun)		Democratic Congressman votes to support Iran because Bush considers Iran an enemy and the enemy of his enemy must be his friend	(66)
		Someone connected to the Clinton involved in shady business, Clinton scandal trifecta in play (like any normal day)	(8)
		Old 'n' busted: Canada and Iceland squabbling over an island in the Arctic. New hotness: Ireland, Denmark, Iceland and Britain argue over a 90 ft wide lump of granite in the Atlantic	(73)
(Think Progress)		George Bush's daughter Jenna refuses to endorse her father's abstinence-only approach to sex education, the little slut	(39)
		Supreme Court to weigh in on the constitutionality of targeting minorities and the poor for voting-day intimidation. Or, as we call it around these parts, "the core Republican strategy."	(194)
		House approves Child Healthcare bill so Bush can veto it again	(126)
		Bill Richardson is jealous because Rudy Giuliani has a tragedy to exploit for political gain and he doesn't	(17)
		Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf announces that he will remain in command of the army if he loses the presidential elections. Thus, making his second coup that much easier	(27)
		Australian mayor asks citizens what they want. Overwhelming response: naked hotties. Obvious tag wonders if Ric Romero can handle this one	(65)
		"Apparently, the Allies defeated the Nazis in Europe and won the war in the Pacific without using a single naughty word"	(65)

		Actual headline: Jorj Boosh has fo-NE-tik TELLI-promt	(243)
(Some Guy)		"The controversy concocted by the Mainstream Media Cartel belies the fact that George Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran both work for the same boss" (with pic showing them clearly making same "Hail Satan" gesture)	(40)
		Israel is lobbying for an exemption to nuclear non-proliferation rules so it can import atomic material and still enjoy billions in US aid. Suck it, Iran	(188)
		Democratic pollsters cofirm that "very polarised image" of Hillary Clinton could lose party the 2008 election if she's the candidate	(107)
		Huffington Post launches new financial advice column. Not sure how many different ways you can say "Oil companies are evil" and "Socialized medicine," but welcome aboard	(12)
		Bush predicts the Hillary will win nomination but lose the election. Thank God he is always right	(47)
		News: White House upset over copy of Bush speech posted on U.N. website. Fark: His speech included pronunciation of countries	(78)
		Why does George Bush hate our children?	(149)
		Clinton sets sights on inspiring Asian philanthropy, porn	(7)
(Big Head DC)		President Bush pulls strings for daughter Jenna's soon-to-be in-laws	(48)
		Bush to tighten sanctions on Myanmar. No word on how a small marshmallow cookie has anything to do with anything, but good job anyway	(112)
(Some Guy)		Elizabeth Edwards says Hillary Clinton tanked universal health care in the 90s on purpose	(34)
		The Moveon.org/NY Times issue can be traced back to the McCain-Feingold campaign finance "reform" and the violence that horrid law has done to the First Amendment	(46)
		GOP pollster says that candidates should campaign on pulling out of the UN	(139)
		Newt Gingrich chastises GOP presidential candidates for skipping an African-American forum, noting that the party might lose its black voter	(84)
(Daily Kos)		Thirty-five percent of Daily Kos readers would prefer Mahmoud Ahmacrazyguy as president of the US over George Bush	(208)
		The prosecutor in the Senator Craig case is taking a different stance on the issue than Senator Craig	(156)
(Some Guy)		All those people worried about Ahmahdinejad's speech can relax. Turns out he was funnier than Carrot Top or Gallagher. Solid routine with audience improv. A very good show that anyone interested in the lighter side of politics should see	(45)
		Pat Boone goes off the deep end and blames liberals for everything bad in a poorly thought out metaphor of Snow White	(49)
(Stars & Stripes)		Overseas military voters three times as likely to vote, but only half of absentee ballots are counted. al-G'ore still wants a recount	(23)
(City Pulse)		The wheels are beginning to fall off the Tory cart in the middle of the Ontario election over the Fundie school issue	(33)
		"Demonizing the Iranian president and making his visit to New York seem controversial are all part of the neoconservative push for yet another war"	(94)
		Democrats come up with a plan to soak the taxpayers when unions bankrupt companies	(71)
		The Coalition of the Willing (the U.S.) will vote on dividing Iraq into more managable pieces of ethnic groups who hate othe ethnic groups...just like Yugoslavia, and the flowers of love that have sprung up there	(59)
(Outside the Beltway)		I'm sorry Missuh O'Reilly, but we noble savages of Harlem don't have access to the global perspective or education that you had, so what you may call a "compliment" is simply "racism" to us	(56)
		Filling in for Sean Penn this week, Kevin Spacey meets Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, plans a few far-left fun things to do	(21)
		John Edwards (D-Reamland) shows off his plan to cure AIDS, provide Universal Health Care, help junkies shoot up, balance your checkbook, and make you a better dancer	(30)
		All you need to know about George H.W. Bush's pool boy: "If every American had to pool-boy for these people for a day, you'd have a revolution on your hands."	(331)
		Barack Obama raises $10 million more than Hillary in fundraising this quarter	(69)
		Bush is a closet Democrat	(71)
		Guess which presidential candidate threw a fundraiser party and charged an entry fee of $9.11 per person. Go on, guess	(83)

		Study by Treasury Department's Bureau of the Mind-Numbingly Obvious says Social Security can stay solvent only by combination of cutting benefits and increasing revenues. Democrats dispute finding, say that magic rock and denial are better	(89)
		Edwards: Limit frivolous lawsuits. Irony tag asplodes	(104)
		On the same day Bush gives a speech lecturing Congress on fiscal conservatism, He also asks them for $50 billion extra in his Iraq war budget	(76)
(CelebStoner)		Bill Maher busts Bill Clinton on the ex-Prez's claim that he favored decriminalizing marijuana	(44)
		CBS interviews Ahmadinejad. Draw your own conclusions	(424)
(Take a wild guess...)		One liberal's view of Mahmoud Ahmawildandcrazyguy: "I know I'm a Jewish lesbian and he'd probably have me killed. But still, the guy speaks some blunt truths about the Bush Administration that make me swoon"	(153)
		Cell-phone lobby's solution to ban on texting while driving: Ban eating, too	(170)
		Clinton "the best Republican president we've had in a while"	(70)
		Columbia University President introduces Iranian president's speech by verbally nuking him from orbit, calls him "dangerously uneducated" and "a petty and cruel dictator"	(878)
		Colorado State Republicans to rally because "F*ck Bush" is profane, not because it's wrong	(123)
		Bricklayers union endorses Hillary Clinton after the brick-house layers union endorsed Bill	(12)
		Canadian newsmagazine photoshops Bush as Saddam. Hilarity? It sorta ensued, eh? (pic)	(24)
		According to Al Gore, you use 14.45 plastic bags every hour of the day all year long. Shana... what?	(261)
		Small town blazes important new political trail by using social networking website to attract John Edwards... wait, submitter thought they said "important"	(7)
		Barack Obama is quite a poker player. You know who else was quite a poker player? Richard Nixon. What, you expected me to say someone else?	(41)
		Cleveland Pain Dealer runs story about how Dennis Kucinich would not comment on an article about how Dennis Kucinich would not comment for the article	(11)
(Bloomberg)		"Putting Hillary in charge of the Democratic health-care plan for the election is a little like asking Mike Dukakis to be in charge of military photo ops." Or letting Britney Spears guard the key to the liquor cabinet	(31)
		Not everyone is planting the free trees they get from the City of Los Angeles	(10)