New idea to divide electoral votes would make every vote important again	(21)
		Forget the war in Iraq – the real battleground gripping the U.S. is the right to dry laundry on clotheslines, and homeowners associations be damned	(65)
(Some Guy)		US government to spend $27 million on bird that no longer exists	(35)
		"I am not a conspiracy theorist. Spare me the ravers. Spare me the plots. But like everyone else, I would like to know the full story of 9/11, not least because it was the trigger for the whole lunatic 'war on terror'"	(202)
		Democratic Party, 2000: "The GOP stole our votes in Florida." 2007: "If Florida holds its Democratic primary too early to suit us, we'll throw the votes away"	(66)
(Newshoggers)		Political rumour du jour: Gonzales out and Chertoff in	(18)
(Some Guy)		UCLA study discovers that thanks to affirmative action, we now have fewer black attorneys than we would have had without affirmative action. That's some fine social engineering there, Lou	(74)
		Bush says Iraq offensive in "early stages."	(81)
(Some Guy)		OMG Rush Limbaugh said something stupid about blacks. Quick, alert the liberal mainstream media... (crickets chirping) ...well, so much for that theory	(55)
(Some Guy)		The Fair Tax: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. If it was devised by the Church of Scientology because they hate the IRS for not giving them tax-exempt status, it's probably batshiat loony to boot	(77)
		Why can't the most powerful nation on Earth capture the most wanted man in the world?	(279)
		Anthony Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU: "We are a conservative organization"	(69)
(My Way)		Obama names Republicans he would like to work with when he is President... Suck it Cons and Libs	(87)

(Some Know It All Blogger)		Bush: Economy is thriving. Blogger: Worse than 1929... who's right?	(85)
		Solution: Make it extremely difficult for anybody to own a gun in Australia. Problem: Knife, machete and sword stabbings skyrocket	(78)
		Contractor corruption reported in Iraq. Does military: A. Thoroughly investigate corrupt contractors, B. Ask Congress to look into the matter, or C. Imprison whistleblower for three months?	(54)
(The Rude Pundit)		Wanna know what to do about all teh gheys at your school? The ultra-Christian Family Research Council has the Back to School kit for you	(82)
		Hillary angers Democratic rivals by stating the plain truth. Now now, Hillary... we can't have any of that in THIS campaign	(75)
		Televangelist's late-night talk show pulled after he calls Mohammed a "murdering pedophile"	(99)
		Ten years after Great Britain banned handguns, the use of handguns to commit crimes has doubled	(473)
(US News)		With approval ratings for both parties near all time lows, it's still not the right time for a third party bid	(72)
(Some Guy)		Radical Islam vs. Christian radio	(36)
(awful plastic surgery.com)		Did Fark's favorite gal get a boob job? They suspect, you decide	(364)

		Geoffrey Fieger, lawyer for Jack Kevorkian & brother of The Knack's Doug Fieger, indicted for illegal contributions to John Edwards' campaign. He blames all his problems on Bush, or maybe those are Knack lyrics	(22)
		Schwarzenegger eliminated a $55 million program for the homeless while preserving a $45 million tax cut for yacht owners	(82)
		It's official: we can unequivocally declare that it wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that there isn't reason to not believe that Fidel Castro may or may not be dead (maybe)	(147)
		Offering strong evidence that there may be intelligent life in Texas, State Board of Education members oppose teaching intelligent design in schools	(102)
(Political Wire)		Poll shows a third of voters are familiar with Fred Thompson's health care plan -- even though he doesn't have one	(106)
(LiveLeak.com)		Ted Nugent, the next governor of the Great State of Michigan, makes his first speech since announcing his candidacy (language Not safe for work)	(171)
		Hillary is pandering to the conspiracy theory freaks on the left now, is there anything she won't do?	(128)
		Mother Teresa was an atheist	(209)
(Washington Times)		Hillary Clinton's core celebrity support comes out for her: A methed-up ex-porn star, an ex-con madam, and a born-again vampire novel writer	(45)
(JPost)		UN appoints Iran at the head of its anti-Racism committee. No, that's not a link to an Onion article. Seriously	(218)
(World Net Daily)		Iraqi terrorists are flooding into the U.S. from Mexico. Of course, there's no proof of this and even if there were it would be classified, but rest assured we're all going to die unless we vote straight-ticket Republican in '08	(77)
		New documents show that the US has given troops permission to enter Pakistan without permission or notification of Pakistani government. This should end well	(236)
		Republican lobbying firm: "You know what would be a really neat idea? Let's undermine the government of Iraq that we spent 6 years at the cost of $500 billion and nearly 4,000 American lives trying to create. Awesome."	(72)
		Bush administration claims that its Office of Administration is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act, even though the White House website says it does	(58)
(Some Penguin)		Newspapers across the country refuse to print Opus comic to avoid offending Muslims	(292)
		Old and busted: Crack houses. New hotness: State-sponsored injection centers	(23)
		French president Nicolas Sarkozy's muffin top was photoshopped out of a picture of him bravely canoeing across some body of water (with pic comparison goodness)	(16)
		Old and busted: Freeways. New hotness: Charging $25 to drive on a 40-year-old interstate	(120)
(Some Guy)		Ben Stein: There is a vast conspiracy to keep Creationists from publishing their well researched scientific paper	(205)
		Senator John Warner (R-ealist) urges Bush to start pulling troops out of Iraq by Christmas	(31)
		Democrats trying to figure out how to spin the troop surge as a failure even if it is not	(90)

		Giuliani hires the same GOP media people who made last year's Harold Ford "Where the white women at?" advertisement	(95)
(Some Guy)		MTV and MySpace to hold series of "candid, unfiltered discussions" between people who don’t vote and people who don’t care. Stupid nominates Obvious as a write-in candidate	(25)
(Washington Times)		Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez tries to smuggle $800,000 in cash to political friends in Argentina, gets caught. Guess whom he blames. Here's a hint: It rhymes with Benighted Plates	(227)
		The bad news: CIA report says "No Stability for Iraq in Near Future." The good news: The CIA has been very wrong about Iraq in the past, so take the report with a grain of salt	(82)
(PowerlineBlog)		Step 1: Write book about insidious Jewish conspiracy. Step 2: Ask synagogues to host your lecture tour. Step 3: Get turned down. Step 4: Point to this as more evidence of the conspiracy. Step 5: Profit	(287)
(Congressional Quarterly)		Politicians attack each other in the same way as 12-year-olds -- through bogus Wikipedia entries	(69)
(Craigslist)		Having lots of free time now that he left the White House, Karl Rove is apparently looking to start dating again	(63)
		College professors have donated $7.1 million to '08 candiates, and almost all of it to Dems. Apparently, smart people are done with Republicans. Suck it, morans	(272)
		Oil prices climb to $69.68 a barrel on news that: A) David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen. B) The Orioles bullpen has only one more out to go. C) Lindsay Lohan's cocaine charges have been dropped	(12)
		Virginia Republican lawmakers pull a "my bad" and vow to fix the unconsitutional law they passed in the spring	(40)
(US News)		Public: What's your Iraq position? Dems: We hate Bush. Public: No, what's your position on Iraq? Dems: Uh, what do you want it to be? Public: I'm asking you. Dems: Did we mention we hate Bush? Public: Screw it, I'm voting Republican	(292)
(Some Guy)		The Mexican Senate says we need to quit deporting their illegals because it's inhumane to make them live in Mexico	(82)
(NY Daily News)		Hillary may have picked up the all important Obama Girl endorsement	(13)
		Rudy Giuliani will take your guns and give them to the illegal immigrants he gave your job to after aborting your fetus on 9/11	(109)
(E-Online)		Al Gore "insiders" say he really is considering a run for President. He really really is. Why won't you believe me?	(137)
(Some Guy)		Obama admits, "So much of what we talk about, so much of what we say, it's not true, people know it's not true, all the insiders understand that we're just game-playing"	(183)
(No, you're in charge!)		New Jersey to have three different governors in a one-week period. Is it really that bad to run the Garden State?	(10)
		The Left and the Right fight proxy wars over how to handle Iraq. Meanwhile, the vast majority of centrist-America is about ready to strangle both of them	(51)
(kos)		White House confirms "clergy response teams" for natural disasters. WTF?	(90)
		Last year, Bill Clinton waved his finger at interviewer Chris Wallace and told him that he authorized the CIA to kill bin Laden. CIA inspector general's report released yesterday says he did no such thing	(105)
(Some Guy)		Police frustrated that disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley (R-eally Likes Details) and U.S. House refuse to let them examine his congressional computers. What could he possibly have to hide?	(15)
(Some Guy)		Contrary to what the media tells you, it is proven that liberals are the true misogynists, not conservatives	(101)

		Gore leads in Arizona straw poll, meaning he wins among candidates who aren't actually running in states that haven't had primaries yet	(23)
(Some Guy)		FBI sends Seattle Post-Intelligencer photos of three men acting suspiciously on Puget Sound ferry, saying they may be planning a terror attack. Seattle PI refuses to publish them	(53)
		Senator Chris Dodd opposes impeaching President Bush	(90)
(Some Guy)		Thanks, ABCnews.com, for that totally objective headline on Bush's speech that's not at all bitter, snarky or biased (screen cap)	(195)
		In a surprising move, Justice Department argues that the Bush administration is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act, says transparency and honesty is no way to run a government	(74)
(Some Sane Right-Winger)		Not to be missed: The History Channel's body blow to the 9/11 "Truther" movement	(194)
		Forget the presidency or even the GOP nomination -- John McCain poised to lose Senate seat	(33)
		Peaceful protesters pwn possible police provocateurs	(250)
(The Moderate Voice)		On second thought, maybe supporting Hugo Chavez wasn't a great idea	(187)
(Some Guy)		President Bush and the leaders of Mexico and Canada totally insisting that there's no way they're going to create a regional supergovernment like the EU. Totally not going to happen, so stop asking. Never	(77)
		Democrats are unpopular because they haven't launched enough investigations, in much the same way network TV is unpopular because it doesn't have enough commercials	(97)
		Shallow-gene-pool state gives lots of money to Hillary	(42)
(NY Daily News)		Old and busted: NY governor (D) uses aides to get dirt on GOP opponents. New hotness: GOP consultant leaves nasty message on governor's dad's answering machine. Coming soon: Graffiti slams on subways?	(16)
		The Fight Card for WWIII is begining to take shape. It looks like it'll be a tag team match with China and Russia on one side, and Japan, Australia, India and the U.S. on the other	(614)
		GOP presidential candidates to NYC: Sus leyes del arma y los leyes de la inmigración aspiran	(108)
		White House manual details how to hide dirty, smelly hippies so that the President won't have to see them	(158)
		In Ethipoia, one man's trash is another man's model for a just society	(19)
		Declassified internal CIA report says the agency missed chances to stop 9/11 and has done a spectacularly bad job of fighting Al-Qaeda since. No word on when Bush will be asking Tenet to return the Medal of Freedom	(50)
		Karl Rove thinks he's Moby Dick... and Beowulf... and Grendel. Well, maybe he doesn't know, but he's sure somebody's out to get him	(40)
		Bush to invoke Vietnam in defending Iraq. Because that one worked out so well	(468)
		With prudish Jeb Bush finally gone, Gov. Crist expected to bet state budget on Indian gambling	(13)
(Some Guy)		That Reagan Diary entry calling Bush a ne're-do-well and shiftless? It's a load o' crap. The best lies stay near the truth, very near	(33)

		For a science that's so settled, this is unsettling	(132)
		Official wedding photo: First gay MP married	(52)
(Some Guy)		Reporter: "You're not a professional heckler?" Woman who heckled Giuliani: "No." Reporter: "You're not a plant?" Woman (points at a plant): "No; THAT'S a plant"	(31)
		Evidently an annoying jerk singing a song in a mall last Christmas is a story worth of the front page of CNN.com...as long as it provides Victimhood Status for members of the Religion of Peace™	(56)
		Why liberals read more books than conservatives: "It's pretty hard to write a book saying, 'No new taxes, no new taxes, no new taxes' on every page"	(112)
		Mitt Romney hops on Tom Tancredo's bigot train. Choo Choo	(81)
(Some scared Prole)		Gov.Mil: "We're in ur state fake martial lawing ur d00dz"	(10)
		Popular neo-con "think tank" proposes nuking *Iraq,* making Bush Jr. dictator of the world and killing all Arabs. (Oh yeah: Cheney was on the board of directors of said think tank)	(509)
		Libertarians to conservatives: Drop dead	(69)
		Pentagon says it is shutting down controversial TALON threat database that also tracked peaceful protesters. In other news, the Pentagon announced a new, totally unrelated threat database called ALONTAY	(73)
(Some Guy)		The Illinois politician named Ryan that wasn't involved in proposed orgies with a "Star Trek" actress had his prison sentence upheld by Appeals Court	(171)
		Preacher prays for death of whoever ratted him out to the IRS	(78)
		Head of the Islamic Society of North America really tired of making "We condemn [insert terrorism incident] speeches"	(382)
(Wilmington Star)		If it feels like your income is stagnant, you are not alone. When adjusted for inflation, average income is still lower than it was in 2000, unless, of course, you earn over $1 million per year. It's that wonderful Bush economy	(92)
		Texas is coming up on its 400th execution. Not as memorable as Fark's three millionth thread, but sure to get similar reaction	(301)
		Michelle Obama to Hillary: If you can't run your own house, you can't run the White House. Claws now visible	(74)
(Gallup Poll)		Congress under Democratic control has dropped faster than a paralyzed falcon, approval rate is now at 18 percent, lowest since 1974	(151)
(Townhall)		News from the future: "President Hillary Clinton surrenders America"	(140)
		White House lawyers ask Congress for additional time to respond to subpoenas on the NSA wiretap program. It seems the documents are in Cheney's office and no one has figured out how to withstand his Force lightning	(173)
		OH NOES Not another Sen. Leahy threat to actually do something	(15)
		Not only did Giuliani barely spend any time at the WTC rubble after 9/11, but he spent twice as much time at Yankees games	(76)
		Democrats fear success in Iraq	(113)
(Some Guy)		Ten questions the mainstream liberal press should ask Hillary, but never will	(91)
		Sgt. Slaughter hates Ron Paul	(59)
		In 2004, Karl Rove was most afraid of John Edwards, and successfully steered the Democrats into choosing John Kerry as their nominee. In 2008, the strategy is the same - avoid Edwards or Obama by tricking Democrats into choosing Hillary	(112)
		From the Same Shiat, Different Day Department: Mine and Health Safety administrator oversaw the most unsafe mines in the U.S. before being appointed by Dubya	(235)
		White House enacts strict rules to keep health insurance from middle and low income children. Suck it, kids	(782)
		U.S. news media reduce Iraq war coverage by one-third due to lack of Iraq news. In other news, diapernaut / Hillary / Paris Hilton / teacher sex / shark shark shark	(29)
		Fred Thompson may be in trouble with the FEC, and he hasn't even declared yet	(31)

		Putin re-writing Russia's history books. Stalin being included as a hero	(71)
		Former Alaska Sen. Mike Gravel is a little too honest when asked about God, saying, "many people who pray are the ones who want to go to war, who want to kill fellow human beings"	(52)
(Metadish)		Reagan calls Dubya a "ne're-do-well" and loser that is "40 and never had a real job" in his diaries	(82)
		Ron Paul yelling at a fat guy on the Morton Downey Jr. Show	(55)
(Some Guy)		Gee G-DubYah - Heck, let's have ourselves a shot gun white, white house weddin'	(15)
(The Christian Chronicle)		From the "You're Doing It Wrong" files: while writing book entitled “All the Stupidity of the Bible,” atheist ends up converting to Christianity	(191)
		Gen. David Patreus scheduled to testify before Senate on, you guessed it, September 11th	(63)
(Reason Online)		Presidential candidate Ron Paul turns 72 today, but it seems he doesn't want voters to know it	(62)
		Mitt Romney hopes that talking like Gomer Pyle will make people forget he's a multi-millionaire CEO	(46)
		The ACLU chapter that sued a coach for praying, calling it "inherently coercive," now wants the same school to install Muslim footbaths in the restrooms. It's not religious because secular people could wash their feet too, you see	(491)
		That Aussie politician who visited the strip club? Did we mention his sister-in-law was a stripper, too?	(44)
		West is still naive about Islam in thinking there can be moderate Muslims, Muslim says	(99)
(Gallup Poll)		Ron Paul surprises pollsters with massive 50 percent boost in voter support in just one week, is now only 29 points behind Giuliani	(80)
		♫ Sharif don't like the / Brits in Basra, Brits in Basra ♫	(49)
(Some Guy)		Top US experts say Russia, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, and Israel are 'allies' that do not serve America's national security interests	(166)
(Turkish Weekly)		US: I dare you to attack Syria. Israel: Umm, no. US: I DOUBLE dare you to attack Syria. Israel: Dude, no. US: I triple-dog dare you to atttack Syria. If you don't you're a chicken. Bock bock bock Israel: Die Syria	(72)
		Mennonites threaten to leave Quebec after government closes their school for teaching creationism. Which is a shame, because they do make some mighty fine sausages	(45)
(Some Guy)		Democratic Congress gives Bush new sweeping police powers. When they promised change, this wasn't exactly what we were expecting	(133)
		President Bush refers to himself as a political dissident in talk with Egyptian democracy advocate who responds, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"	(73)
		Obama defends himself against those who say he is inexperienced, points out that he has been in the Senate for almost three whole years	(185)
(Ademinajihad)		Iranian banker critiques U.S. economic policy. And gets it right	(43)
(Some Guy)		The results from Kazakhstan's sweeping democratic makeover are in: the ruling party wins all seats. High five	(13)
		Rep. Bill Sali (Guess which party-ID) apologizes to Keith Ellison for saying that the Founding Fathers never meant for Muslims to be in Congress. Because, obviously, the Founding Fathers were all fundamentalist Christians. Right?	(49)
(Macon Daily Online)		Ladies and gentlemen ... introducing the next governor of the Great State of Michigan: TEDDDD NUUUUUGENTTTTTT	(422)
		Hillary says just because everyone hates her doesn't mean she can't win	(57)
(dKos)		Pelosi's refusal to impeach Bush is killing the Democratic Party	(104)