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Sun July 01, 2007
ABC News Obvious Putin arrives in US for plotting session with Bush (4)
(RadarOnline.com) Obvious Ann Coulter finally admits what we've all known for years. "I'm more of a man than any liberal." (76)
Fox News Scary White House has 10 days to explain "Executive Privilege" to Congress, 8 days to frame the Congressional leadership for "terrorism" and throw them in Gitmo (57)
(Some Guy) Interesting Latest development on Developmentalism developing developed developments (9)
Yahoo Scary Web sites critical of Russian government mysteriously find themselves under cyber attack. How could that possibly be happening? (40)
(Economist) Sad If you're a man in Eastern Germany, you're totally screwed. Or more precisely, totally NOT screwed, since there are 70 women for every 100 men (72)
(Some Guy) Amusing Cynthia McKinney is at it again (w/crazy hair pic goodness) (56)
Yahoo Interesting Want to know how serious a candidate Fred Thompson really is? Hillary Clinton just targeted him . . . yep, the Dems are running scared already (127)
(Some Guy) Obvious Civilian deaths in Baghdad dropped significantly in June. A possible indication that the "surge" is working? That, or maybe there just aren't as many left (35)
Canada.com Interesting Australia plans to withdraw their entire battalion from Iraq just as Bush leaves office. Throw another coalition partner on the barbie (35)

Sat June 30, 2007
(PennLive) Ironic Rove accuses Democrats of being out of touch, wasting money (73)
(Some Guy) Obvious Atheism is not a civil rights issue (316)
Yahoo Interesting Watch out Hillary, there's another Bill gaining ground on you in fundraising (32)
Washington Post Unlikely When the Republicans ran Congress and Democrats stopped leglislation, it was statesmanship. When Democrats run Congress and Republicans stop them, it's obstruction (101)
CNN Cool In Africa with her mom, Jenna Bush steals the show, beer bong (70)
(Some Imperialist) Amusing 20,000 CIA operatives shout anti-Chavez slogans during soccer match in Venezuela (48)

Fri June 29, 2007
Houston Chronicle Obvious It's Friday and you know what that means. It's time for another Dept of Justice official to resign (44)
Seattle Times Scary House panel will investigate Dick Cheney's involvement in the slaughter of thousands of... fish? (31)
NPR Interesting Nowhere does the Constitution mention the term or the concept of executive privilege. The belief that it does, the late legal historian Raoul Berger once said, is one of the greatest "constitutional myths." (101)
Breitbart.com Cool Supreme Court allows student's anti-Bush t-shirt, says no school censoring allowed. Liberals confused, wondering how kangaroo court could go against Bush (58)
(RCP) Dumbass A family of 4 making $82,000 a year is the new poor. Senate asking for $75 billion to fix that little problem (63)
NewsMax Asinine Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr wants you to buy him an airport (22)
MSNBC Interesting America's other Baptist groups starting to slowly back away from the crazy that is the Southern Baptist Convention (59)
CNN Interesting SCOTUS to Seattle school officials: You cannot use race-specific rules. Seattle school officials to SCOTUS: Suck it (75)
Chicago Sun-Times Interesting With $30 million, Obama beats Clinton in raising campaign cash, starts practicing his signature with "President" in front of it (63)
(Andrew Sullivan) Interesting Because of Europe's socialized medicine, drug breakthroughs are happening there less and less. Where do they do their research? The Unites States (120)
Yahoo Dumbass The Huffington Post really, really wants Bush to pardon Libby because then we'd have to impeach Cheney. After that the article gets a bit incoherent (34)
(Science Daily) Obvious Radical right-wing environmentalists pose threat. Wait, what? (31)
Philly Dumbass With nothing more pressing to keep him busy, Mayor of Philadelphia has time to wait in line for the new iPhone (94)
(Think Progress) Amusing Sen. George Voinovich tells Sean Hannity that he cannot be intimidated on the issue of immigration, then runs away like a sissy (49)
(AOL) Cool House passes Pence amendment to block reinstatement of "Fairness Doctrine" and keep bureaucrats away from free speech (164)
Yahoo Obvious Democratic Presidential candidates denounce Supreme Court's ruling on desegregation. Roaming gnome unavailable for comment, last seen denouncing travel myths (68)
(Some Sober Guy) Dumbass “I don’t think it had to do with religion, but my mom raised me to go to church on Sunday,” said Rep. who voted to maintain Sunday blue laws because of religion (82)
MSNBC Scary Russia develops missile with the ability to penetrate any prospective missile defenses. Your move, Mr. Bond (80)
Yahoo Sad Kiichi Miyazawa, former Japanese PM best known for allowing ill George H.W. Bush to ralph on him at state banquet, dead at 87 (17)
BBC Dumbass Bush says that Israel is a good model for Iraq. This should end well (135)
CBS News Followup Dick Cheney admits that the Constitution might apply to him. A flip-flop? No, silly. That is merely a reformation of ideas in a more balanced light of reason (97)

Thu June 28, 2007
(www.olgn.net) Interesting Did the "Day of Silence" Work? Did you even know about it? (63)
(The Hill) Interesting Poll shows a majority of Republicans in favor of universal health care and gays serving openly in the military (120)
(Reason Online) Interesting The economy is great, yet Americans are whiny and emo about it. Here's why (848)
The Raw Story Cool Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens is a pothead, man (52)
Fox News Amusing Columnist plans to fight terror by throwing Mexicans at the terrorists, also plans to welcome Mexicans to the U.S. "with open arms and legs". That phrase, I don't think it means what he thinks it means (23)
(Some Guy) News Senate fails to pass the "they took our jerbs" bill. ¡Ay Dios mío, ay Dios mío (294)
Yahoo Amusing "Dear Ann, thanks so much for all the extra publicity. It helped us raise some well-needed cash, and really upped our profile. Please keep up the good work. Love, John" (47)
(Some Guy) Obvious Don't cry for me, Libs - losing the election was the best thing that ever happened to Al Gore (35)
Yahoo Asinine If you were wondering how long it would take someone to blame revelations of the CIA's past misconduct on President Bush, the answer is two days (30)
Yahoo Asinine Your approval numbers are at record lows. Nothing seems to ever get done. Promises lay shattered at the feet of the public. Sounds like it's time for a raise for the Congresscritters, of course (47)
London Times Interesting Michael Moore: Hero, villain, or well-meaning jerk? (167)
The Scotsman Dumbass B..b..but Clinton (23)
(Rep. Mike Pence) Interesting Congressman introduces bill to stop resurrection of the "Fairness Doctrine," otherwise know as "Affirmative Action for Progressive Radio" (96)
Yahoo Obvious New poll of world opinion shows that when it comes to trust, Bush comes in behind the guy that uses nuclear waste to poison his critics (38)
LA Times Obvious Remember that DeLay fella? That little bit o' trouble he was having in Texas? Yeah, well one criminal charge down, two to go (43)
BBC Scary Chavez and Putin. Together. "At an international level, he wants to minimize Washington's influence in the world." EVERYBODY PANIC (41)
Stuff Amusing The New Zealand government is totally harshing my buzz, brah (109)
(NOLA) Strange Louisiana last state to ban cockfighting. Still no word on teabagging (32)
BBC Followup So how will the new British PM get on with America? Or more to the point... who? (52)
The Raw Story Sad Former EPA chief said she quit to spend more time with her family, but the truth is she quit because even a conservative Republican like her was deeply, unbearably troubled by Dick Cheney's energy policy (44)
(Daily Kos) PSA Al Gore has canceled all speaking engagements for the next six months leading to speculation that he really is going to run for president. He is leading in New Hampshire polls as well. Suck it Hillary (113)
(Some Guy) Amusing Pope supports stem-cell research that doesn't involve embryos, stems, cells, research, popes, pope-mobiles, conception, Italians, space shuttles, condoms, fettuccini alfredo, SUVs and Nancy Pelosi’s boobies. Everything else is fine (30)
Time Sick Guess which presidential candidate strapped their family dog to the roof of their moving car during a family vacation (337)

Wed June 27, 2007
MSNBC Obvious John Edwards says Ann Coulter is "crazy," also declares water wet, sky blue (112)
Washington Post Obvious The U.S. taxpayers spent $19 billion to train and arm the Iraqi Army. Pentagon: "We don't know where the hell the soldiers or the weapons are." (152)
(Below the Beltway) Ironic Film based on Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" cancelled out of fears it won't be profitable enough (193)
LA Times Interesting Government introduces gas rationing: 26.4 gallons per month. Could you get by? (133)
CNN Followup Mr. Bean sworn in as new Prime Minister. First act expected to involve major government study on painting rooms with explosives (16)
(NY Sun) Obvious Fred Thompson scares the living crap out of Democrat strategists (141)
(WSPA-7) Spiffy South Carolina issues official middle finger to REAL ID mandates (60)
Wall Street Journal Obvious Third-party candidates never win, and 2008 will be no different. Ralph Nader, Pat Buchanan, Michael Bloomberg and Ross Perot stomp off, muttering (44)
Yahoo Interesting With today's sentencing of yet another administration official, it's becoming harder to keep track of just how many people have gone to jail so far in the Abramoff scandal. So's here's a handy little round-up (45)
The Sun Obvious What will Tony Blair miss the most? The fame? The power? The respect? Inviting American porn stars 'round for tea? (7)
Breitbart.com News The Constitutional showdown begins: Senate subpoenas White House and Cheney office records regarding warrantless eavesdropping program (583)
Denver Post Interesting Having fixed all other health care issues, congress may get involved if NFL pension system isn't fixed (14)
National Review Unlikely NRO on the surge: "We’ve already accomplished much of what we went to do. When the surge itself recedes, we may well be staring victory in the face" (130)
Canoe Amusing Vote "Sticky Rice" in 2008 (36)
Telegraph Interesting Tony Blair says goodbye to No. 10 today after 10 years (144)
(Some Guy) Interesting Black columnist responds to death threats he's received from right-wingers after discussing media coverage on black-on-white crime (459)
Reuters Obvious Insecurity, "malignant narcissism," and the need for adulation are driving the president to find ways to make sure he has country's top job for life, and to hell with what Constitution says. It's not who you think (49)
London Times Strange Imams put fatwa on carp caught in Tigris (44)
ABC News Dumbass Rudy Giuliani says "Do you know who is responsible for Islamic terrorism? Bill Clinton." (184)

Tue June 26, 2007
ABC News Obvious Sen. George Voinovich (R - Ohio) urges withdraw from Iraq. Damn Defeatocrat Liberals and their Blame-Amer... wait, did that say "R"? (42)
(Some Guy) Weird Ann Coulter and the nipple (152)
Breitbart.tv Dumbass "Amnesty means that you’ve got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that." -- George W. Bush, recipient of the 2007 Numbskull Award (70)
(Gold Standard Nutbag) Dumbass Ron Paul on Fox News just said he admires people who don't pay their income taxes. Oh, and that he doesn't believe in the Federal Reserve System either. And there are people who want to vote for this guy (269)
Washington Post Amusing So what columnist said, "We're all just waiting for this nincompoop to be gone" in regards to George W. Bush? Some liberal? Hardly (30)
(Some Official Website) Dumbass Ann Coulter wishes John Edwards "had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot" while on "Good Morning America." In other news, she's still a dirty, lying whore (219)
(The Prometheus Institute) Amusing Five reasons why Bush is one of the most important presidents of all-time (105)
(kos) Amusing Washington rumors say Dick Cheney to be replaced by Fred Thompson (100)
Newsday Sad Remember that one bit of good news from Iraq last month? About the Sunni tribal sheiks that had allied with the U.S. to kick al-Qaeda out of Anbar? Yeah, well, a suicide bomber just killed all five of them (383)
Yahoo Stupid If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you still don't succeed, well, keep at it. If after several attempts you still can't win, hey... let's vote on an immigration bill one more time (87)
UPI Obvious The renewal of Bush's "No Child Left Behind" bill is facing opposition from some of his former aides who helped get it passed (52)
LA Times Unlikely Mexico is attempting to end police corruption. Time machines and cold fusion engines also on the agenda (55)
MSNBC Hero Bush invites 50 Presidential Scholar high school seniors to White House; is surprised when they hand him a letter asking him to please stop torturing terrorism suspects (336)
News.com.au Misc You know that big red rock in Australia? Keep off (26)
AFP Scary Iranian forces have crossed into Iraq. You have chosen... poorly (120)
(TMZ.com) Stupid Having learned nothing from the Dixie Chicks, Faith Hill is photographed waving an anti-Bush bumpersticker (98)
Yahoo Unlikely John McCain says that the fact that his campaign is polling in the single digits is no big deal -- it's just the inevitable ups and downs every campaign goes through (20)

Mon June 25, 2007
(Radar Magazine) Asinine Sag Harbor, NY seeks Homeland Security grant to protect vital infrastructure like the marina where Diddy and Jeff Gordon keep their yachts (18)
BBC Interesting Taxpayers footing the bill for evangelical Christians to "take over wings of prisons around the nation and set up special courses for chosen inmates" (84)
(Chattanoogan) Spiffy Tennessee finally elects a Gore. To replace a Pancake. No, really (44)
MSNBC Asinine Omaha reporter fired for supporting Democratic congressional candidate. Farkers line up to console her (pic) (114)
Examiner Obvious What's old and crazy and isn't going to be president? (105)
The Register Cool "The government has announced that it will publish guidance for schools on how creationism and intelligent design relate to science teaching, and has reiterated that it sees no place for either on the science curriculum" (233)
Abc.net.au Interesting The Grand Canyon was created by Noah’s flood and other creationist tidbits currently touted by three Republican candidates and 43 percent of the American public. Big Bang wants a mulligan (262)
(Some Guy) Amusing Not news: City councilwoman doesn't support illegal immigration. News: She is an illegal immigrant. Fark: Faces deportation for voting for herself in election (68)
Yahoo Sad Supreme Court officially states what everyone already knows... the campaign finance reform law is a joke (60)
(NBC30) Dumbass As if kids need another reason to drop out: Presidential hopeful Chris Dodd proposes mandatory community service for all high school students (55)
(NY Daily News) Unlikely Former EPA head to come clean about her claims that the dirty air around Ground Zero was safe to breathe in the days after 9/11 (50)
MSNBC Sad U.S. Supreme Court says it is fine and dandy for the White House to give money to faith-based charities. I, for one, praise our Christian overlords (116)
CNSNews Misc Ohio woman told to change religions or pay her dues won't have to do either, court rules. Previously, only Seventh Day Advenists or Mennonites could avoid union dues on religious grounds (26)
(Some Other Guy) Obvious Professor challenges Al Gore to a 10-year, $10,000 bet on global warming (195)
(NY Daily News) Interesting Now that he has secured the "Law & Order" D.A. job, Sam Waterson feels secure in endorsing Mike Bloomberg for president in '08. DUN DUN (15)
(NY Daily News) Obvious Indian-American community outsources their money to Hillary after being dissed by Obama (24)
(Some Guy) Interesting Over 50 tunnels have been found under the U.S.-Mexico border, proving once and for all that Bugs Bunny has gotten out of control in his quest to reach Albuquerque (239)
(AlterNet) Sad Reflections of a Vietnam War widow: It doesn't end when they come home (14)
(Think Progress) Obvious Michael Moore invites 900 health care lobbyists to screen his new movie "SiCKO." Only 11 showed up. Apparently 889 of them already watched the bootleg (with video) (102)
Yahoo Unlikely Tinfoil stocks triple on news that Hugo Chavez is warning his country to prepare for a guerrilla war against the U.S. (50)



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