Showing why Congress needs more history majors, the US House votes to cut off all aid to Saudi Arabia. This measure brought to you by the years 1973 and 1981	(15)
		41 percent of Americans think Saddam Hussein's regime was directly involved in planning 9/11. Bonus: that's five percent more than two years ago	(95)
		General says Iraqi territory being reclaimed from insurgents will probably go right back to them when the Iraqi army is put in charge of holding it	(21)
(Some Guy)		A law forcing hospitals to give contraception to rape victims violates religious freedom says Catholic bishop, who doesn't understand why young boys would need it anyway	(263)
		Fred Thompson is all about the biatches, yo	(100)
		Elizabeth Edwards to appear at Gay Pride in SF. John Edwards is probably “not comfortable” with that either but still wants nookie so he won’t say just now	(12)
(New Zealand Herald)		Tuiatua Tupua Tamasese Tupuola Efi to be Samoa's next O le Ao o le Malo. The Aristocrats	(27)
		Kicking out the Iraq War guy gives Labour a huge swing in polls. John "Agents of Intolerance" McCain expected to unveil "Peace Now" plan tomorrow	(9)
		Because its been a few weeks since he was an attention whore, Jesse Jackson gets arrested	(47)
		Green Prince Charles produced 1,500 tons of carbon dioxide last year	(59)
		"Unfortunately, no matter how you dress or what you say, there's not much we can do to disguise the fact that you're still a liberal Senator from New York who is out of touch with Arkansans mainstream values"	(54)

(Some Guy)		Israeli Air Force preparing for a strike on Iran. Because the whole Lebanon, Iraq thing worked so well	(69)
(Some Guy)		Former EPA chief Whitman says Giuliani didn't want Ground Zero workers to wear respirators or hazmat suits because it would make the city look bad	(21)
(Some Guy)		Top Democrats sickened by Michael Moore's new movie	(32)
		Putin claims that the Soviet Era is less bleak than US history	(212)
(DKos)		Cheney: Vice Presidents aren't subject to executive branch rules. House Dems: Then no, you can't have executive branch funding. Not yours	(297)
		Obama: Our enemy has hijacked their faith. If you guessed Muslims, you FAIL at politics	(233)
(KXMB News)		Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney says he will institute a draft if elected	(115)
(Some Guy)		You know you're biased when even CBS points out you're one-sided	(49)
		U.S. expects North Korea to shut nuclear reactor in 3 weeks. Also said to be expecting a cookie and a pony	(15)
(Kos)		George W. Bush: Remember that Executive Order I signed in 2003 requiring the executive branch to submit to oversight? Yeah, well, by "executive branch" I didn't mean me. Suck it, checks and balances	(193)
(Some Guy)		The U.S. Air Force guide to spotting a terrorist	(13)
(Bob Geiger)		Member of the blogger "fringe element" describes his day fighting for the destruction of our nation	(136)
		What kind of person hires a Catholic priest who has been suspended by the church amid child sexual abuse allegations? Ask Rudy Giuliani	(18)
		If you think denying he is part of the Executive Branch was a neat trick, see the truly awesome scope of Cheney's denial of global warming	(75)
(NY Daily News)		"Gay marriage victory in Albany stirs valid fears that incest and polygamy could come next." Submitter is already picking out wedding gowns for his sister	(189)
		Stop me if you've heard this one before: "U.S. may reduce forces in Iraq by Spring"	(61)
		John McCain's presidential campaign apologizes to Republican rival Mitt Romney for calling him a baby-eating, religious-fundamentalist thug. Or something. Even though he is	(19)
(TPM)		It's Friday and you know what that means. It's time for the weekly DoJ resignation amdist a scandal. This week's guest star Associate Attorney General William Mercer	(12)
(Des Moines Register)		Presidental hopeful Sam Brownback (R-unning on Fumes) promises to appoint a Supreme Court justice that will overturn Roe v. Wade	(51)

(the hill)		Contempt of Congress charges loom for White House	(129)
(star-telegram)		It's official: our President is a farking idiot, too	(119)
		Ashcroft states in closed door meeting that Bush Admin. officials fought over warrantless eavesdropping. How do we know this? Someone was eavesdropping on the meeting without a warrant	(16)
		House Speaker Pelosi's website brags about increasing funding for veterans. Based on the picture, though, maybe she means Canadian veterans	(29)
		There is talk of a return to "The Fairness Doctrine" and conservatives are terrified	(262)
		Liberal columnist griping about how America has had so many lousy presidents, especially Bill Clinton. Wait, what?	(39)
		You know folks are getting tired of politics as usual when the "Won't Get Fooled Again" editorials get dusted off again	(41)
		News: Man under investigation for impersonating state trooper. Also news: He was previously cited for "pulling over" a New York Times reporter. Fark: He's one of Mitt Romney's top campaign aides	(104)
		Waxman decries Cheney security exemption. Wow, even the minor superheroes are speaking out against him	(131)
(Charleston Daily Mail)		Senator Robert Byrd casts record 18,000th vote. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain	(37)
(Some Guy)		Outgoing British prime minister to convert from being an Anglican to a Catholic after he leaves office in latest development in the Blair switch project	(83)
(Telegraph)		Why an irrational belief in a god is better than heathen atheism	(349)
		"Big Brother" apologizes to Mexico after using their flag in a gooey game of water balloon toss	(19)
		Tony Blair reveals that he's been wearing the same shoes for 10 years but swears he's gone through at least 100 pair of underpants	(61)
		G4 trade talks collapse, submitter hoping they'll bring back TechTV	(20)
		Jimmy Carter is no longer the crappiest president since Nixon	(97)
		Ralph Nader says Bloomberg could have a shot at the presidency. Because if there's one thing Ralph Nader knows, it's how to win presidential elections	(15)
(Some Guy)		Glenn Beck and guest joke about wanting to see Clintons murdered	(63)
		Ashcroft: Officials fought over snooping. In other words: Gonzales is a liar	(53)
		The Senate votes to raise fuel economy standards by 2020. Which is moot because we'll all be using flying cars powered by Mr. Fusion by 2015	(68)

		Sporting a new teflon suit, Marion Barry skates from tax charges and DUI charges in the same month	(15)
(AHN)		Not realizing that the electorate is sick of him and only the right wants him to run, lefty Ralph Nader considers jumping into the '08 race	(79)
(Via BoingBoing)		Lawyer calls upon RIAA to prosecute the Bush twins for copyright infringement after they give the President a mix CD for his birthday	(229)
		All your racecar are belong to us	(40)
		Schwarzenegger for VP? Rumors suggest it's possible	(79)
		John McCain as popular in Iowa as a pig in the living room	(23)
		It's official: our VP is a farking idiot	(567)
		You know that $32 billion package of tax breaks for renewable energy that was going to be paid for by taxing Big Oil? Well, the Grand Oil Party made sure that didn't happen	(94)
(Way Down South)		ACLU. STFU	(567)
		I do not do coke in the car, I do not carry it in a jar. I will not do it in the bar, I won't, I won't, Chris-you-are	(11)
		Bush decides the one guy who can bring peace to the Middle East is the one guy who helped him bring tragic chaos to Iraq	(172)
(Some Guy)		Democrats new alternative fuel plan will increase the cost of gasoline, so that sounds about right	(162)
		Young, healthy adults who go without health insurance are messing it up for all Americans. Let's tax them	(68)
(Some Politcal Hack)		Former US (temporary) Senator Dean Barkley sets up MySpace Page, wooking pa nub in all the wrong places	(80)
(TheHill.com)		From boring to bizarre: the weird world of congressional websites	(7)
		Is there anyone that 'progressives' won't boo? Now Nader is the target of their blind hatred	(93)
		Reporters support Democrats 9-1 over Republicans. In other news, Farkers support lesbian teens kissing on buses 900-1	(460)
		He may be unpopular, but he ain't Congress	(164)
(Hot Air)		Fred Thompson questions mysterious funding sources for CAIR, the US pro-Arab group lazy reporters always call for reaction to terror issues	(53)
(crooksandliars)		Bill O'Reilly: "We do NEWS Stuff that is important to our viewers LIVES." Olbermann: O'RLY?	(249)
		Michael Moore believes the leak of his latest film, 'Sicko,' was an inside job. Will spend the next four years investigating it for his next film	(122)
		Rich Americans in Canada prefer U.S. health care	(71)
(NY Daily News)		Former Rep. Joseph Kennedy (D-Poly) has more wives than Mitt Romney	(21)
		Just as Mike Huckabee is beginning to break away from the other second tier presidential candidates his lardass idiotic son enters stage right	(30)
(Some Cutter)		Nancy Pelosi: Iraq is a "grotesque mistake", much like her plastic surgery	(30)
(Some Guy)		Deleted zombie presidential emails may rise from the dead, starve on the lack of braaaains at the White House	(44)
(Some Guy)		Bill O'Reilly is giving Bush two months to get things right in Iraq before he... before he... gets really mad. Ya Reilly	(34)
		Japanese lesbian begins run for parliament purple monkey dishwasher I once killed a man. Let's face it, you stopped reading this headline after the first two words	(54)
(Fort Wayne News Sentinel)		Giuliani says that joining the Iraq Study Group was a "mistake", especially since he never showed up to any ISG meetings	(22)
		We should prepare now for dangerous global cooling. Yeah, you read that correctly	(50)

		Online carbon footprint calculator. Go ahead - step on	(41)
		The CIO for Homeland Security has a masters degree in plant science. I feel so much safer now	(25)
		In yet another instance of life imitating Fark, hot IDF chicks used to boost pro-Israel sentiment	(251)
		Kazakhstan president dissolve parliament for to make glorious consolidation of power. Jagshemash	(10)
		Mahmoud Abbas calls Hamas members "murderous terrorists". US slips him a Benjamin Franklin, whistles and looks the other way	(35)
		Bush gets out presidential finger-paint, applies purple handprints all over the stem cell research bill, hangs veto on fridge for later admiration	(229)
		Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-illary Boo-illary"	(36)
		France bans Blackberries, cites fear of RIM job from NSA, CIA, FBI, ETC	(90)
(Some Two-Step)		Texas Lotto game is having trouble covering promised payouts, may have to dip into school fund	(94)
		How are we supposed to issue amnesty visas to illegal aliens when we can't even issue passports to Americans?	(38)
		French President Nicolas Sarkozy was not drunk at news conference where he appeared out of breath and trying not to laugh. He was just tired and emotional after meeting with Putin	(13)
		In a celebrity death match, capitalism pwns socialism	(62)
(Orlando Sentinel)		Presidential hopeful John McCain has laid the groundwork for his excuse for performing poorly in the Republican race: Early primaries don't allow people to pick the best candidate	(35)
		Bush says "all options are on the table with Iran." Well, all options except competent diplomacy	(88)
		Giuliani says chairman of election committee has "stepped down" after being indicted on cocaine charges. Adds, "9/11"	(27)
(Some Agitator)		Congressman blames the Internets for underage gambling that happened 30 years ago	(19)
(hellomagazine .com)		Hillary and Bill Clinton in 'Sopranos' spoof	(51)
		Firefighters and EMT's forced to remove "Support Our Troops" decals from emergency vehicles because the government fears it will look as though they support the war. Cue public outcr...oh wait; in Canada. Carry on	(32)
(Some Guy)		Michael Moore Calls For New 9/11 Investigation, 30 pizzas	(259)
(NY Daily News)		Army personnel in Iraq may see a surge in the amount of time their tours last	(123)
		Florida schools prepare their pupils for America in the new millenium: drug tests for everyone	(27)
		In response to Homeland Security's border fence plan, Texas town starts campaign to build wall around Washington, D.C	(123)
		"The great and tragic irony of the Bush presidency is that its morally convicted foundations have yielded some of the most morally grotesque acts and radical departures from American values in our country's history."	(93)
		Kansas City mayor changes mind on the whole "recieving a free car" thing, will instead work to overcome newfound mental challenges	(5)
		Echoing Fred Thompson, Hillary says that the US will not allow Iran to have nukes and no options are off the table	(31)
		Bush reassured about progress in Iraq after videoteleconference	(26)
		Several dozen terrorists at an Al Qaeda training camp in Pakistan become victims of premature detonation	(31)
		Hillary seals her doom by selecting Celine Dion tune for her campaign theme	(52)

(Think Progress)		Tony Snow's response to potential violations of the Presidential Records Act? B-b-but Clinton	(82)
		Fred Thompson says U.S. must be prepared to use force against Iran. Here we go again	(83)
		When American troops were in Iraq in 1943 -- wait, what? -- they were taught to treat Iraqis with respect, and here's the US Army's guidebook from WWII	(47)
		Report released on capture of British sailors. Apparently mistakes were made, but, hey, let's not place any blame. It's all cool now	(18)
		NYC mayor Bloomberg leaves the Republicans, might run for President as an independent	(394)
		"(Michael) Moore's documentaries are mere political slapstick that could have been made by a third Farrelly brother or an eighth Stooge"	(163)
		America begins to resemble Demolition Man: High-fives violate high school's no-touching policy. President Schwarzenegger grins	(142)
(New York Times)		John Edwards has set up a center to study poverty at UNC and he has discovered it is not for him	(21)
		Small Business: I has patent reform? Congress: No. Not Yours. Big Business: I has patent reform? Congress: Yes. Yours	(40)
(kos)		Don't get your hopes up for a Hillary/Giuliani fight to the finish. Early polls mean squat	(23)
		Muslim editorialist realizes that burning books is not how grown-ups discuss things at the big-person table. Sir Salman mourns lost royalties and publicity	(28)
(Jerusalem Post)		Jimmy Carter sneaks away from his handlers again, demands world stop favoring Fatah over Hamas in Palestinian conflict	(106)
		American left on the rise as conservatism is kicked to the curb. Suck it, libs	(96)
(Some Guy)		Mitt Romney's porn problem. Giggity	(49)
		"Law & Order" veteran Sam Waterston to become district attorney next season, replacing Fred Thompson, who may have some other stuff to do this year	(77)
		Slick Willy to take some time out from his busy schedule of nailing hot chicks in order to help Hillary in Iowa	(27)
		Al Gore's worth has increased to $100,000,000 since leaving office. Who said that global warming was bad for business?	(78)
		Non-candidate candidate Fred Thompson moves ahead of Rudy Giuliani in latest poll. Giuliani camp responds: "9/11"	(55)
(Some Guy)		Don't want to be investigated by the UN for human rights abuses? Just don't let them in, and eventually they get tired of it and dissolve the investigating unit. Right, Cuba and Belarus?	(19)
		Vatican issues a set of 10 Commandments for drivers, telling motorists not to kill, not to drink and drive, and to pray for the strength not to flip off the schmuck who just cut you off while going slow in the left lane	(99)
		Not news: Lawmakers are for helping illegal aliens. News: They stand in front of boxes of petitions with a million signatures. Fark: It turns out the boxes are empty props	(30)
		America is under attack by a vast left-wing conspiracy	(70)
		CNN reports that the Democrats aren't being as forthright about openness in the government as they promised. Damn liberal medi... oh wait	(121)
		Iraq pulls ahead of Somalia, Zimbabwe, Ivory Coast, Congo, Afghanistan, Haiti and North Korea as the second most unstable country in the world. Celebration fireworks to be seen all day everyday	(32)
		New poll shows Obama losing ground among Democratic voters. Hillary ensues	(34)
		Now you'll want to be sitting down when you read this, but it seems the RNC made a little electronic oopsie and no longer has copies of any emails that 88 White House staffers sent from RNC accounts	(87)
(Some Guy)		It took the head of London International Airport four months of paperwork to get off the U.S. no-fly list	(43)
		Fidel's sister-in-law is dead. In other news, Cuba announced that Fidel's sister-in-law is alive and enjoys wearing red track suits	(3)
(Some Guy)		Vietnamese president arrives in U.S. to discuss the weather, "The Sopranos" finale, and yeah, probably the failed civil wars the U.S. has found themselves involved in	(19)
(Some Guy)		Global warming to cause droughts in China	(70)
(Some Guy)		Global warming to cause floods in China	(25)
		Why the U.S.'s policy of pressuring Middle Eastern nations -- such as Palestine -- into having elections might not have been such a smart idea	(28)

		Obama (D-esparate) apoligizes for saying Clinton (D-Punjab) was an Indian senator	(12)
		Oops. Looks like Mayor Bloomberg forgot to ask NJ's Governor whether he was ok with his congestion pricing plan for NYC	(7)
(Some Wax Man)		Oversight Committee: White House e-mail destruction is "the most serious breach of the Presidential Records Act in the 30-year history of the law"	(75)
(Some Denier)		Just when you thought the Global Warming debate had been won, some dumbass starts checking the facts (maybe your dog wants a sweater)	(61)
(Foreign Policy)		What happens when you take a 40-year-old CIA memo on losing a war and replace the word 'Vietnam' with the word 'Iraq'?	(21)
(Some Guy)		The facts simply don't support the oft-repeated mantra that we are a "conservative nation." Rise, Liberals, and take your place at my side - together we will rule this galaxy	(33)
		What's really wrong with America: voters are more influenced by superficial predjudices than they are by actual politics	(30)
		Democrats preparing for a "War on Prosperity", such as the one that Bill Clinton unleashed that crushed our economy and didn't lead to a boom	(89)
(The Nation)		So why do so many feminists dislike Hillary?	(40)
(Some Guy)		Poor, crazy Mike Gravel has only raised $15k so far, or the equivalent of what Hillary Clinton sweeps off her front porch every morning	(18)
(The New Yorker)		Remember the 'Taguba Report' on Abu Ghraib? No you don't, because here's the real version. Oh, and they destroyed Gen. Taguba's career for telling the truth	(63)
(FEC)		Political junkies, prepare to waste the rest of your afternoon: 2008 presidential candidates' donations, searchable by ZIP code. Is your name on the list?	(39)
(Daily Breeze)		Silly: Graduating student puts toy soldiers on mortarboard. Stupid: He's ordered to cut off the soldiers' guns. Fark: Principal thus hands student a real weapon to remove the fake ones	(16)
		So, like a food court, but for drugs?	(57)
		An aide to GOP presidential candidate Sam Brownback has been reprimanded for questioning rival Mitt Romney's Mormonism by stating theologically that the only thing they have in common is the prophet Jesus(PBUH)	(20)
(Pandagon.net)		Caption this terrifying photo of Mitt Romney	(137)
(Some Guy)		Hillary Clinton wants to say she voted for the war before voting against the war	(33)
(Some Guy)		According to a US General, the army's presence could be required in Iraq for a decade. It's too bad there was nobody around before the war warning us that this might happen	(44)
		Each of the 2008 presidential candidates is a walking, talking embarrassment with permanent foot-in-mouth disease. And thank God for that	(208)
(WorldNetDaily)		It's not difficult or expensive to rid the country of 15 million illegal aliens -- contrary to what the open borders excuse-makers would have you believe	(124)
(Atlantic)		"The right had the left on the ropes for a long time, but for now, at least, it's the other way around. Public opinion is going liberalism's way on everything..." So says this Conservative	(33)
		Sen. Barack Obama has received nearly three times more cash from Tony Rezko than he has publicly acknowledged. Also his middle name is HUSSEIN	(25)
		ACLU has no problem with public money funding university's foot baths called for in Muslim faith. Too busy looking for dangerous praying Christian students and creches in town squares	(221)
		Mike Bloomberg sure is doing a lot of running around for somebody who's not running for anything	(18)
(Gallup Poll)		Poll shows Rudy Guiliani leading comfortably, with John McCain tied with GOP-Jesus Fred Thompson	(106)
		Farker Manic wishes you to join him in a heartfelt jazz-handed farewell for Tony Blair	(22)
(Some Guy)		Not News: Pedro Guzman is deported to Mexico. News: He's an American citizen. Fark.com: He's mentally disabled, and has now di