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| (Some Guy) |
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What If Iran Had Invaded Mexico? |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Carter speaks out again: "AIPAC doesn't want peace" and "It will be difficult for any member of Congress who calls for Israel to withdraw to internationally recognized borders, because AIPAC exerts a strong influence." |
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President Bush prays for peace after weeks of threatening to veto troop withdrawals. Ironic tag sits this one out, mutters something about "expected outcomes" and "rainy wedding days." |
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StratCom wants to build new nuclear warheads, because being able to destroy the planet ten times over isn't enough firepower |
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Rudy Giuliani says he hopes voters ignore mistakes he's made in his personal life and focus on his record, because we all know what a forgiving, live-and-let live bunch Republican primary voters are |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Free-market proponent, H2 driver, Al Gore fan |
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Maine legislator pulls a Bono. Sonny Bono, that is |
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Evolution scientist embraces Ann Coulter as a cunning satirist of anti-intellectualism |
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Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Cindy Sheehan says anti-war citizens cannot depend on the Democrats, saying "they aren't really doing anything to stop it." Broken clock, twice a day, yada yada |
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Parents protest statue of SEAL with gun |
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US abstinence-before-marriage HIV education has wasted $1 billion |
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Pelosi will throw freshman House Democrats under the bus if it's a choice between getting them re-elected or making Bush look bad |
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Americans know less about their religions than they do about evolution |
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A fun, 'family-friendly, Easter cluster-bomb hunt' |
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Rhode Island school administrators took the Easter Bunny to a secret location where they proceeded to waterboard him until he changed his name to Peter Rabbit. Mission Accomplished |
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Neo-Atheists have their own dogma, and are equally as arrogant as the small minority of Christians who constantly prattle on about their faith |
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McCain: When I said things were getting better in Iraq, I actually meant it's still a farking disaster |
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The United States is spending $11 million in the first half of this year to upgrade Iraq war dead from cargo class to first class |
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Remember that time when we kidnapped your sailors, threatened them into making false confessions, and then let them go? Well, now it's time for you to do a favor for us |
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Pelosi: my Syria trip helped Bush |
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Medical tech admits molesting Iraq War veteran at Walter Reed. Nation gasps, proceeds to purchase even more car magnets in a show of support |
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What's the Saudi Councilman telling Nancy Pelosi? |
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Michigan democrats vote to give every kid in Michigan an iPod for educational purposes. "Bad touch" and "My humps" added to sex ed class |
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Lebanese blast Pelosi for making things worse: "Foreign bigwigs come to town, their domestic calculations in hand; then they leave, and we're left picking up the pieces." |
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Police chief busted for surfing the net the way God intended |
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The real 2008 Presidential frontrunners |
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Russia to possibly run new gas cartel, become what Saudi Arabia is to OPEC. Americans too busy shopping to pay attention. Like oh my gawd, where is Russia anywheys? |
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Bush's tax cuts are leading to record economic growth in all areas of the economy except GDP, employment, equipment investment, and residential investment. Let's see, that leaves... corporate profits. Oh |
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Baptist Church bans kids from gory Good Friday re-enactment |
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The media's hysteria-driven coverage of Pelosi's Syria trip demonstrates that it takes its cues from fringe ideologues whom it mistakes for the mainstream |
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Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you |
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President Karzai was all, yo, I mets with the Talibans, yo, but the Talibans was like, nuh-uh, noyoudiint |
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"Al Gore is not a climatologist, meteorologist, astronomer, or scientist of any kind; he is a politician". In related news, all that AquaNet you used in the 80's isn't causing this crazy weather |
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Bush saves the drug industry $62 Million by taking away Wisconsin's ability to negotiate drug prices |
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Monica Goodling, a top Alberto Gonzales aide who refuses to testify before Congress, has resigned effective tomorrow |
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Not news: Rush Limbaugh interviews a liberal so he can make fun of her. News: He ends up agreeing with her. Fark: She ends up agreeing with him, too. In related news, DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER -- EVERYBODY PANIC |
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British troops were blindfolded, isolated and threatened with prison sentences by Iranians. Somebody must have sent them the Guantanamo operations manual |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Nancy Pelosi may have committed a felony when she went to Syria. Quick: Someone call Patrick Fitzgerald. He'll surely be just as fair as he was with Scooter Libby |
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Job growth is up and unemployment is down. Just think: If Bush didn't have all those pesky convictions about freedom and democracy, he'd be as popular as Bill Clinton now |
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| (Some Wordy Guy) |
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Tag clouds showing which words presidential candidates use the most in their speeches. Of course, it's mostly about themselves and money |
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UN issues statement that calls on the Sudanese government to investigate rapes in Darfur, threatens to use a larger font for next statement if investigation is not performed |
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News: Pelosi has a date with a terrorist. Not news: Republican delegations came before and after she left. Fark: They denounced the White House's policies without being noticed |
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Obama gives Hillary the shocker |
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Politician accuses challenger of offering beer for votes. Polls showing challenger leading with 137 percent of vote was first tipoff |
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Has Justice Kennedy, usually considered a moderate, jumped to the left? And will his pelvic thrust really drive him insane? |
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O'Rly and Geraldo get in a huge "You're wrong" "No you're wrong" screamfest over illegal immigration and drunk driving. O RLY? |
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British council bars lunatics, idiots from election ballot. Tony Blair looks for new retirement plan |
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French presidential candidate advises young people to masturbate furiously |
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The Al-Qaeda and Iraq link that Cheney did assert, then denied he asserted, then the Pentagon said did not exist, then reasserted by Cheney, then he denied asserting, has once again been reasserted, and the Pentagon has again refuted the claim |
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New Zealand Parliament tackles the hard-hitting issue of people running around naked on rugby fields. (Not safe for work pic) |
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Geraldo pwns O'Reilly for trying to use drunk driving death to bash illegal immigrants |
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UN nears accord on climate change, plans to embargo on Sun |
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Bored wolves pay a visit to Mrs. Gerald Ford, recovering from surgery |
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Bill O'Reilly compares Muslim fascists to Hitler and Tojo. This time we'll let the Kurds play the Jews |
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Not news: Incumbent stays in office after election. News: He forgot to vote. Fark: So did everyone else |
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Al Gore to open Tribeca Film Festival, box of Twinkies |
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Zogby says 45 percent fear Bill and Hillary's corruption, and 42 percent say Hillary's corrupt. So, it seems Bill doesn't make much of a difference |
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The successful release of British sailors shows that we need to bomb Iran |
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Statewide smoking-ban proposal gets a hearty beat down in Virginia. Ric Romero suspects this may have something to do with Philip Morris, headquarted less than five miles from the capitol building |
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Liberals: Ignorant or misinformed of terrorists? |
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Nancy Pelosi (D-upe) to Syrian president: "Israel is ready for peace talks with Syria." Israeli prime minister: "Umm, no thanks" |
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Woman once honored by Hillary Clinton receives 34 years for drug dealing |
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Ten war protesters arrested at Sen. Patrick Leahy’s office. C'mon elitists, the correct address to protest is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave |
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Presidential candidate Mitt Romney attempts to boast about his experiences as a lifelong hunter. Difficulty: he's only gone twice |
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Florida set to boost Republican voter ranks by giving felons back their civil rights |
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"McCain campaign seeking national finance director. Qualifications must include: Strong fundraising background; experience counting Jewish people in government bureaucracies; dog-grilling skills" |
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"Democrats in Congress are evidently guided by a belief that skating on thin ice is better than skating on no ice at all." In other news: You can skate on water somehow |
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Cindy Sheehan, peace mom, attention addict, nonprofit conwoman |
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Philadelphia voters overwhelmingly support mayoral candidate Tom Knox because, uh, he's on TV |
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Argument over memorial statue of fallen Navy SEAL confirms: When talking about guns, everybody is half-cocked |
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Governor wants to build railroad. Problem: Nobody would ride the railroad and the state can't afford it. Solution: Build a casino at the end of the railroad |
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It is not okay to suggest that some Muslims might be terrorists. It IS okay to claim that Christians might be terrorists. Just thought you'd like to know that |
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Newt Gingrich says sorry-o to the Mexicans |
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What blogs bring to the news is pretty much summed up in this headline: "Well-paid assholes with opinions versus poorly paid assholes with opinions" |
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Head of Republican environmental advocacy group becomes the latest target of the ever-widening Abramoff scandal. Republican environmental advocacy group? |
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Local politician re-elected with 90 percent of the vote, despite the fact that he died a few weeks prior to the election |
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Education minister censured for dropping the F-bomb during a parliamentary debate. No, not "flat tax" |
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John Walker Lindh: "Guys, come on. I'm ready to go home now, please?" |
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Russia begins to threaten NATO/EU member Estonia. This can only end well |
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Bush: Iraq withdrawal would spawn danger, make U.S. vulnerable to pure evil, asteroid attacks and swarms of mutant bees |
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Bush uses recess appointment to bypass Senate and name Swift Boat Veteran to Belgium |
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Pope says rich nations "plundered" Third World.....I wanna know if the Second World is the place to be and WTF is It? |
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Widespread concern over spot on McCain's head. Gorbachev snickers, says, "Amateur." A little soda water should take that right out |
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How to swing a tight election without actually rigging it |
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Proving once and for all that there really is no such thing as bad publicity, interest in the House page program has skyrocketed since the Foley scandal |
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2008 high-tech visas depleted in single day, proving science, engineering, and computer programming are the jobs Americans "don't want to do" |
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Rosie O'Donnell's crazier than a rabid squirrel on meth |
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Traitors in Congress vote to cut off funding for our troops. Except it's 1999, the Congress is run by Republicans and the troops are in Kosovo |
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"[B]ack-to-back deployments, poor pay, shortages of spare parts and equipment, and rapidly declining readiness... these are signs of a military in decline" -- George W. Bush, 8-21-2000 |
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Auto magazine reports French presidential candidates routinely break speed limit, surrender to Germany |
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Bush: "It's been 57 days since I submitted this emergency Iraq bill, the Democrats are irresponsible." Never mind that the Republicans took 116 days to send last year's emergency spending bill back to him |
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Bush says Democrats are being "irresponsible" for, well basically, not being Republicans |
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Vermont citizens contemplating seccession due to an overly controlling federal government. If only they could find some other states with similar issues, and form an organization. A confederacy, if you will |
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Christopher Hitchens' new book proves he's yet to find a religion or religious leader he doesn't hate. "If I am hit by a bus on the day this book is published, there will certainly be people who will say it was no accident" |
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Student protesters, showing remarkable faith in Karl Rove's humanity, lay down in front of his car |
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Howard Hunt's deathbed confession: The CIA assassinated JFK. And then he named names |
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Election law dictates equal air time for presidential candidates. So if that dude from "Law & Order" runs for president, over 100 episodes might have to be pulled from syndication |
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Unusual footage of VP Cheney hiding in the White House bushes watching the other Bush address some reporters |
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FBI and CIA are interrogating suspects at secret prisons in Ethiopia known for torture and inhumane treatment. Jack Bauer nods with approval |
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Clinton leads the polls in New Hampshire. Stupid tag because election is over a year away |
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American officials have been advising and encouraging a militant group to attack Iran. Now who supports terrorism? |
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Gov. Richardson to visit North Korea, hoping to scare them with his hairdo (with pic) |
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Damascus) is greeted warmly by her terrorist loving friends in Syria |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Good thing Obama is totally above all those nasty politics as usual. Otherwise he might do something mean, like destroy an opponent by leaking confidential divorce info to the media |
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Popular conservative blog members express regret that Al-Qaeda plot to assassinate ex-President Carter was unsuccessful |
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Liberal female bloggers discover misogyny on the Web. Funny how they never noticed when they were calling conservative female bloggers "biatches" |
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Ariana Huffington whines that the media is overreporting how much money Hillary's campaign has raised so far. Also says the media doubled the amount of silverware missing from the White House |
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What does it mean when Congress passes a funding bill and Bush vetoes it? That Congress has failed to fund the troops, of course |
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When one of the most conservative colleges in the nation tells Dick Cheney to go away, it's a pretty big sign that you have lost your base, and pretty much the rest of the country too |
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The Iranian hostage situation is all Bush's fault, says liberal media organ Fox News |
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Barack HypnObama raises almost as much money as Hillary in Q1 2007. By the way, did you know that his middle name is Hussein? |
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Kurds turn down $2 billion offer from the Saudis to give up having Kirkuk as the capital of Kurdistan. Here comes the real war in Iraq |
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Bush swaggers into the Rose Garden this morning to remind Congress that they are troop-hating terrorist embiggeners |
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Influential research firm publishes an independent white paper saying why the merger of XM & Sirius is bad. This "independent" paper sponsored by the National Association of Broadcasters, who wants satellite radio to DIAF |
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Daily Kos' hysterical April Fool's Day joke involved child porn. If you don't laugh, you're not liberal |
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Chocolate Jesus II: Electric Booglaloo |
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One in seven of London's full-time workers earn less than is needed to survive in the city, get dental care |
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Ukranian president follows through on his threat, disbands parliament. The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station |
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Pelosi on being questioned about her recent trip: "Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want" |
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Iran outlines conditions for release of UK sailors. Sadly, hookers and blow not among them |
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Old talking points: Rep. Jefferson had $90k in his freezer and is a corrupt Dem. New GOP hotness: Acquit him and don't investigate us |
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Newt Gingrich thinks Spanish is a ghetto language, French is for punk-ass chumps |
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Senators Reid and Feingold (D-featist libtards) join forces to threaten Bush with cutting off funds for Iraq if he vetoes the terrorist-enabling timetable legislation |
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John McCain (R-esume builder) tells reporters that his visit to Iraq was proof that you could "walk freely" in Baghdad. Neglects to mention 100 American soldiers, three Blackhawk helicopters and two Apache gunships overhead |
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Day 1: Refuse to denounce Iran for kidnapping British soldiers because "we do not want to insert Congress into the Middle East." Day 2: Embark on a multi-city tour of the Middle East. Thanks for not inserting Congress anywhere, Nancy |
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Radical Native American groups removed from terror report to avoid offending anyone |
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Enviromental groups sue U.S. goverment over global warming. China and India whistle nonchalantly, try to look innocent |
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Female cabinet minister draws jeers by appearing in parliament without a veil. With pic of her uncovered head that will surely enflame lust in the hearts of all males that see it |
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Clinton's campaign loses steam, hopefully enough to let someone less polarizing and power-hungry to get the nomination |
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Congress will unconditionally fund Iraq war if Bush uses veto. Enter the Hypno-Obama |
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Dear George, STFU. Hugs and kisses, Tony |
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Somali capital much quieter... mainly because everyone's dead |
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The drugs keeping you alive are expensive. Here's why |
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Headline: "Unbiased, objective CNN reporter heckles McCain during press conference in Baghdad" |
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Old and busted: Jesus Christ's face on a grilled cheese sandwich. New hotness: Barack Obama's face on a statue of Jesus Christ (news video) |
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Bush: "A year ago, my approval ratings were in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, my vice president had shot someone. [Two-beat pause.] Ah, those were the good ol' days" |
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Bush won't throw first pitch on Opening Day. Only two other presidents haven't in the past 65 years -- Richard Nixon and Woodrow Wilson. And Wilson had a stroke. Guess Bush is coming down with a case of Nixon |
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Cheney busts a funny at the gridiron club dinner, then his pointy tail falls out of his business suit and he bathes the dais in a torrent of diabolical flames |
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