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"Compassionate" conservativism at it's finest...Newt Gingrich blames 9th Ward Katrina victims for getting caught in the storm in the first place |
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Former MO Senator Thomas Eagleton, George McGovern's VP candidate until it was revealed he underwent electroshock treatments, 1000% dead at 77 |
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NPR's 6-fgure saleries "put them comfortably within the Volvo-and-McMansion set that comprises the bulk of their audience," |
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British government gets injunction to stop BBC from exposing governmental corruption. Newspapers across the country pick up the slack |
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Conservative activists praise Newt Gingrich at meeting, wanting him to be the one to take an assbeating from Hillary Clinton next year |
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Creator of Fox News' "Daily Show" parody pleads with NRO readers to watch using a column that's exactly as funny as his show |
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Hard core Republicans may have shat all over the "Contract with America", but they still love the guy that wrote it for some damn reason or other |
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"I don't care what it has under the hood, does it have an air-conditioned glove box?" |
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Ohio may not allow beer at this year's state fair. How will the carnies and fat fair-goers get laid now? |
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If you're an "anarchist" in Europe, you can live rent-free for years by squatting in a public building, and you'll get massive public support when someone finally buys it and kicks your freeloading ass out |
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Old and busted: the n-word. New hotness: the w-word |
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"Papahanaumokuakea," Bush pronounced carefully, evoking applause from several hundred people |
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When aspiring for a political career, phrases such as "screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims," adding "and put that in the minutes" is probably not a good move |
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Bill Maher is sorry the assassination attempt on Cheney failed, but not as sorry as he will be for having said on TV that he's sorry the assassination attempt on Cheney failed |
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Nine-year old Canadian boy being held in US detention center. That'll learn 'em terrorists |
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If you're going to be part of "the March of Those Who Disagree" in Russia, prepare for the beatings with the truncheons |
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Ethics panels are so afraid of controversy that they are shutting down scientific research with requests like getting a non-literate tribe to sign consent forms |
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Rudy Giuliani's predilection for cross-dressing angers conservatives |
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Actor Steven Weber blogs about his date with Ann Coulter |
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Sample ballots in Beverly Hills typed up in Farsi a disgrace "with the war going on and all" |
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Newt Gingrich is the new rock star of Republican presidential candidates |
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Study finds that politicians with long careers are more likely to have relatives in politics. Here comes the '08 Jeb presidential campaign |
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Bill Maher is sorry the assassination attempt on Dick Cheney failed |
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Poll shows Giuliani pulling ahead in GOP race, falling behind Howard K. Stern for "biggest douchebag" lead |
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The Department of Homeland Security has proposed guidelines for state identification cards. States will have to begin issuing the so-called domestic "internal passports" by May 2008. Papers please |
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Nationwide HPV vaccinations imminent as GOP senator drums up support for bill. Pay no attention to the Merck representative behind the curtain |
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Bush all set to use Alabama twister deaths as a springboard for political motives |
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The United States will soon release N. Korean assets. Officials to send Kim Jong Il a check for $9.98 |
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Barack Obama calls Iranian regime "a threat." Meet the new boss, same as the old boss |
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Policeman teaching a police ethics training class refers to a Muslim as a terrorist. Difficulty: Muslim in question is a U. S. Congressman |
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Figures released by the the Inter-Parliamentary Union show that Sweden, Costa Rica and Rwanda recorded the highest percentage of women in parliament, problems with toilet seats being left down |
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Israeli parliament member claims that the "Master's degree in economics and marketing" on her website is a typo. We believe her because (1) she's hot and (2) she never even went to college, so typos like that are understandable |
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Ann Coulter says John Edwards is a bundle of sticks and twigs |
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U.S. Army Secretary Francis Harvey has resigned in light of Walter Reed scandal |
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Anti-Keith Olbermann website throws in the towel after realizing it wasn't making any impact anywhere on any level. Editor interviewing for position with Homeland Security |
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We all know that Moveon.org and DailyKos are further left than most Dems. Here's evidence that it's the same on the other side |
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Bill Clinton is anti-pull out. Blue dress questions his commitment to this idea |
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"We didn't create the war in Iraq," says Tony Snow |
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Senator McCain may decline to use the public campaign-financing system he helped create |
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Hillary about to get swift-boated for her college thesis from 1969. Still nothing on her kicking her mother while in utero |
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Pic of a young Tony Blair making an decidedly un-prime ministerial obscene gesture surfaces |
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Hannity compares Obama's church to a "cult" |
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D.C. madame to sell 10,000 phone records of high-end Washington clients. A little too high-ended, it would seem |
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UN refuses to list panel discussion on mass rape in Burma and Sudan, because it would be offensive to Burmese and Sudanese rapists |
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney smears contender Rudy Giulani on "The 700 Club," saying, "He is pro-choice, he is pro-gay marriage and anti-gun." Giulani responds saying, "Romney was on 'The 700 Club'" |
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McCain apologizes for saying lives being "wasted" in Iraq, promises to never tell the truth again |
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Anti-Kerry group slapped with largest-ever election law fine, who see now that they made a mistake. Ah, but then, Heinzsight is always 20/20 |
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Conservatives aren't happy with any of the Republican presidental candidates. Where's your GOP now? |
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Profanity in leftwing blogs more common than profanity in rightwing blogs by a ratio of 18 to one |
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Obama, Edwards, McCain all had relatives who kept slaves. Expect the media to focus on Obama and Edwards while ignoring McCain |
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Fox News decides their coverage isn't nearly frothy enough, hires Rick Santorum as contributor |
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Freedom From Religion Foundation heads to Supreme Court to fight federal funding of "faith-based initiatives" |
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The "carbon offset" certificates Al Gore buys for his 200-bazigawatt house are actually just stock certificates in a company he founded. But he feels very guilty about getting rich from it |
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World Trade Towers: a Socialist Fiasco |
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North Korea finally agrees to denuclearize, citing flurries of nasty UN letters and time-out penalites |
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Mitt Romney says you know he's the REAL conservative candidate because the media is out to get him |
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Padilla Judge: you have to turn over a video of your interrogations of the defendant. Pentagon: uh, we lost the tape |
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Obama: "We have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted" = Media firestorm. McCain:"We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives" = *Crickets* |
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Ann Coulter tells it like it is: Liberal tree huggers want us all to die. Suck it, libs |
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Canadian legislators stubbornly refusing to trash their constitution for some damn reason or other |
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Kent State professor proclaims Osama's victory over the U.S. in 2007. By "victory," he presumably means "dead or dying of kidney disease in some cave where no one can see you." I wonder what defeat would look like |
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Walter Cronkite calls Iraq war a disaster. Of course, that's what he said about Apollo 13... and the Alamo |
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Head of Episcopal Church sticks it to gay clergy, tells lay members to stuff it until a circle of bishops can come to a head. No word yet if crackers will be involved |
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Obama will announce support for Israel, more Iran sanctions, leaving all military options on the table... and pretty much that he's a Republican (if that will help get him elected, that is) |
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Special car plates for special types of offenders proposed by legislators so special that there's an Olympics named after them |
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Bush and Blair play "The Weakest Link" |
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"Senior administration official," apparently needing some practice on anonymous sourcing, keeps referring to Dick Cheney as "I" and "me" |
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Former Congressman Bob Ney (R-OH) heads off to tennis prison, oozing self-pity and quoting Garth Brooks |
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City manager to be fired for pursuing sex change. In related news, Anne Coulter has cancelled plans to run for public office |
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United Nations headquarters in New York is infested with rats, mice, worms and salt-water eels. And the kitchens and dining rooms are way worse |
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Following the tradition of such political giants as the Governator, John McCain announces presidential candidacy on Letterman |
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Test your diplomatic knowledge: DPRK is throwing its latest year-long hissy fit over: A) An imminent threat of U.S. invasion? B) South Korea's subversive military tactics? C) An astronomical $24 million in counterfeit cash seized by the U.S.? |
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Pentagon's assertion that Iran is supplying Iraqis with 'superbombs,' on closer examination look like another super flop. Time to out another CIA agent, guys |
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Yesterday morning, Associated Press misquoted Alan Greenspan as saying a recession was coming. Yesterday afternoon, the stock market tanked. This, of course, is all Matt Drudge's fault |
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New York passes non-binding measure to ban usage of the N-word, gets non-binding high five from Democratic Congress |
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Website for Sen. Stevens (R-Intertubes) suggests visitors are aliens if they are slow in giving password. Ironic surrenders to Weird, in absence of Flat-Out Wacko tag |
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"Anonymous comments by hateful leftists prove nothing about the left generally," says man spotlighting anonymous comments at conservative blogs to reach broad-brush conclusions about the entire conservative movement |
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Senate hearing for new ambassador to Belgium begins with glowing praise until John Kerry gets to the podium: "Waah waah... you gave money to people who pointed out my lies and hypocrisy" |
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Having solved all other problems, Arkansas House of Representatives to argue over the correct possessive form of Arkansas |
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That one-person "non-partisan" think tank who issued the PR about Al Gore's electric bill? He's from the AEI, the same group paying scientists cash to dispute global warming. Your dog wants $10,000 |
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Following complaints by civil-rights groups, new monument to the mansion in which George Washington and John Adams lived in Philadelphia will let visitors know they were slave owners |
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"Running for president is like having sex. You don’t do it once and forget about it. You want to do it again." Ewwww |
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Pelosi takes Californians to task for wasting energy, re-routes her Gulfstream IV over Tennessee to give Gore a stern talking-to about the mansion |
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I'm in yr tribul areus, reestablishun my trainin campz |
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U.S.: Cheney wasn't the target in Aghanistan. And if he WAS the target, it doesn't matter 'cause they missed him. And even if they HADN'T missed him, it's okay 'cause we had enough spare parts to fix him. So nyah |
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Pentagon's No. 2 suggests terror war will end in October 2008. Submitter suggests terror war was a bunch of No. 2 |
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California stem-cell institute expenditures include excessive salaries, chauffeured rental cars, pricey meals, first-class air fare |
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The U.S. military’s ability to handpick members of the media influences public opinion, says Professor Wellduh |
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Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo orders the health department to boost its information drive after a woman with 14 children told her that she could not breastfeed because her nipples were uneven |
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The goal of treating health care as a right, not an expensive consumer product, is starting to catch on. Take two aspirin and call me in 2008 |
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Pelosi on Bush: He's not evil or politically manipulative, it's just that his judgment is "impaired" |
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Being female or black is less of a liability for U.S. presidential candidates than being over 72, Mormon, divorced twice or a cigarette smoker. No word on any actual political issues making a difference |
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Once again, the dead rise up and re-elect Mayor Daley |
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Glenn Beck claims Keith Olbermann is McCarthyist |
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"I feel good," says Castro, who proceeds to jump back, kiss himself |
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US military chief categorically denies plans for Iran air strikes. What the hell does "categorically" mean, anyway? |
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Since Obama is the latest liberal lying about it, let's once again correct the record with the only news source liberals trust, The New York Times: “American troops were greeted as liberators" in Iraq |
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Execution-style kilings in Baghdad have dropped to near-Detroit levels. Mission Accomplished |
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Bush administration about to lift a stupid law requiring all shipments from Mexico to be reloaded onto American trucks less than 25 miles from the border. The unions, of course, Are. Not. Amused |
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Hillary fails to list family charity on Senate financial disclosure forms ... for five years in a row. Bill seen biting his lip |
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A look inside the WashPost's love affair with right-wing blogs |
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Mitt Romney: smarter than Bush, younger than McCain, fewer wives than Giuliani, and less popular than Newt Gingrich |
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Public growing impatient with Democratic congress for lack of Iraq plan. Democrats: we won't know our plan until we hear Bush's next idea so we can go the opposite direction |
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If you wondered why Bush and Ahmadinejad hate each other, it's because they're exactly alike |
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Candidates for town council to hold public forum at nudist colony. Hope issues will be exposed, allowing candidates' opinions to hang out for all to see |
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Archibishop of Canterbury says that Anglican Church appears "obsessed with sex", butt does nut note that society as a hole is, too |
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Hugo Chavez seizes more private industry. Because it's working so well for him so far |
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Stand back everyone. Its time for a new, new strongly worded resolution from the UN. No one wants to get hurt, so stand clear. This is going to be STRONGLY worded |
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Taliban target Cheney in suicide blast outside of Bagram Airbase. Cheney used his laser eye powers to redirect the blast, killing 12 |
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Blogger gets four years in jail for insulting Islam. Farkers, collectively, are up to about 93 billion years for similar infractions |
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Fox News' John Gibson thinks that anyone who cares about Iraq over Anna Nicole is a "snob." I've got 150,000 hoity-toity troops who'd like a word with you, John |
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New Math: If you ask Hillary about her husband's sex scandal, that's "dredging up old history." If you write a story about Mitt Romney's great-grandfather being a polygamist, that's "news" |
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Exxon-Mobil is trying to revoke Gore's Oscar win in the US Supreme Court |
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Joe Lieberman says it is a “remote possibility” that he would switch allegiances to the Republicans |
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Joe Lieberman is so far out of touch, he actually thinks we have a "new" strategy for Iraq. Too bad it doesn't include electricity or plumbing |
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John Edwards "sad" about Clinton-Obama feud, using "sad" in its alternative meaning as a synonym for "freakin' gleeful" |
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Bill introduced that requires sex education courses to be based on information from doctors, health services. Like people want science taught in schools |
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Bush wants to cut Iraq war funding. Just kidding, he wants to cut funding for a program that gives health insurance to poor children. Suck it kids |
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Israel opens negotiations to fly through U.S.-controlled airspace in Iraq to carry out strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities. Also in the news, fecal matter to be spread over wide area by rapidly spinning blades |
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Carter rips Cheney’s “abymsal” record on Iraq. And if anyone knows about failure in the Middle East, it would be Jimmy Carter |
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Europe finally showing support for Star Wars missle defense program, though Bush would prefer if they'd stop calling him President Jar Jar |
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Georgia State House working to ban red light cameras |
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Virginia sorry for slavery, bakes world's largest pan of rice crispy treats |
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Bishop warns that Catholic Church has "lost its vision", claims that hairy palms will soon follow |
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Court rules that Australia cannot challenge the incarceration of its citizens being held in Guantanamo Bay. Check, mate |
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Farrakhan calls for harmony between Islam and Christianity, also wishes to see pigs fly |
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Rice states that Iran needs "stop button" on nuclear program. Also states that Bush needs an 'off switch.' |
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