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White House is scrubbing old, embarassing quotes off of their website. Bush supporters with years of skeletons in the Farkives look on with envy |
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Middle East is on the verge of a Shiite-Sunni cold war, and Darth Cheney is poking at it with a covert stick |
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More than 20% of the Iraqi government’s Ministry of Interior staff are “ghost employees”—nonexistent workers who collect paychecks |
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US intelligence about Iranian nuclear programs is turning out to be just as reliable as our intelligence on Iraqi programs |
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Israeli troops raid West Bank city, place tens of thousands of Palestinians under curfew; but don't you DARE call it apartheid or an occupation |
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Lawrence of Arabia was a Zionist |
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Rice: Congress shouldn't micromanage war. Congress: Rice shouldn't micromanage Congress |
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Pope condemns "designer baby eugenics", says that in his day they got a blond-haired blue-eyed population the old-fashioned way |
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Women in Israel are fighting a Rosa Parks-style campaign for the right to sit in the front of buses. Israeli Taliban threaten and beat women who refuse |
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Mutiny: US Generals to quit if Bush orders attack on Iran |
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Dr Kelly, the official who accused the British government of sexing up their Iraq dossier, was probably murdered. By Iraq. Four months after the invasion |
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Walter Cronkite on Iraq: "We should have gotten out a long time ago. This is a mistake, this entire war there, its a disaster. And the earlier we get out the better" |
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Sudan says U.S. is exaggerating problems in Darfur so that it can control Sudan like it is controlling Iraq. In other news, people think we have control of Iraq |
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"Castro mending well", due to steady diet of brains and skillful restoration work by mortuary workers |
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Severe poverty at its highest level in 30 years while corporate profits rise. That sucking sound you hear is the majority's future going down the tubes |
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After conservative leader's popularity goes up on word of his youthful pot experimentation plan B is called for: news announces he likes to shoot stags. No, not the porno type -- rather the tasty type on four hooves |
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Immediately after Katrina hit, Al Gore chartered a plane to airlift 270 people out of harm's way--foolishly burning thousands of pounds of jet fuel and contributing to global warming |
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Italian PM to keep job after opening Autobot Matrix, becoming "Prodimus Prime" |
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's great-grandfather had five wives. At the same time |
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Citing slow business at Haliburton, Dick Cheney takes aim at strarting trouble with Iran |
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"British soldiers have stayed and died in southern Iraq, and will continue to do so, because Mr. Blair finds it too embarrassing to end what has become a symbolic presence and withdraw them." Bloody brilliant |
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In a complete shocker, Government officials have underestimated Iraqi death toll |
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This just in: Canada loves terrorists, Celine Deon |
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After 50 years, control of South Korean military to go to South Korea. Wait, what? |
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Having solved all other problems, Utah legislators turn to protecting kids from those racy Cosmo and Glamour covers |
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Europe would really like to get America's keys and hide them before somebody else gets hurt |
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Tom and Jerry: Children's cartoon, or Jewish conspiracy? |
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Outspoken anti-gay Baptist church leader caught soliciting mancack |
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Why John McCain just might become, but really isn't qualified for, President of the US: "What's wrong with sucking up to everybody?" |
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Gates says those in charge of poor care at Walter Reed will be held accountable. Just like Haliburton was held accountable for gouging the government |
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Clinton vs Obama - Round one |
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US intelligence tip offs on Iran doesn’t stand up, say Vienna sourceges |
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Dick Cheney, This is your life. Remember saying this in ‘91? “For the U.S. to get involved militarily in determining the outcome over who’s going to govern in Iraq strikes me as a classic definition of a quagmire.” |
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Georgia state senator sponsors bill to prevent any buildings, roads or bridges from being named after him |
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Bomb factory found in Bagdad. Submitter is confused, as he though they all came from Iran |
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Arkansas warmly welcomes in the 1970's as Little Rock is released from federal desegregation supervision |
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63% of Americans want all troops home by end of '08. Why not. Cheney tells us things are going so well on the ground |
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Taliban excited to unveil the spring line of weaponry on foreign troops. Promises to ban skinny models |
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Bill Clinton has collected over $40 million in speaking fees since he left the White House, completely eliminating all legal debt incurred during his presidency. Suck it, Lewinsky |
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Michelle Malkin gets her own show on the fair and balanced Fox News Channel |
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Bloggers fear paid political operatives will infiltrate their sites and pose as grass-roots readers to spin various issues. That seems as unlikely as Hillary 'Whitewater' Clinton ever getting elected president |
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Iran claims it's a victim of international bullies. Claims that the uranium is enriching itself, weapons are smuggling themselves into Iraq soon to follow |
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The myth of Muslim support for terror: Only 46% of Americans think that "bombing and other attacks intentionally aimed at civilians" are "never justified." Most Muslims: About 80% |
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Tom Vilsack to withdraw from 2008 presidential race today, stunning the five Democrats who knew he was even running |
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Interior Department official assigned to "keep an eye" on possible ethical violations of another employee instead began sleeping with him. Then it gets interesting |
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Joe Lieberman sets out to prove once and for all what a complete douchenozzle he truly is |
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DHS grants are protecting bingo parlors and limo services from terrorism |
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Pierre Trudeau's son begins his career in federal politics. Brian Mulroney's son continues to be the Canadian Ryan Seacrest. The universe is unfolding as it should |
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I'm ok, you're ok, Hedge funds are ok. Liberals are pissed |
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"I had twelve drinks last night, but they were non-binding." Comedian Larry Miller on Congress, and a Hebrew lesson |
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Spanking your kids to become illegal, no word on spanking your monkey |
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Hugo Chavez: US trying to destroy my economy. US: Nah, we'll let you take care of that |
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Hooded youth makes gun gesture at politician who said hooded youth’s are not threatening. Newspaperlarity ensues (w/pic of incident) |
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It is no longer permissable to have thoughts that at least one person finds offensive |
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What happens when Congress tries to check some of the Executive Branch's power? Well, for one thing, it spawns a hilarious FreeRepublic thread |
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Having pulled their troops out of Iraq, the UK slips them into Afghanistan, claim it happened totally by accident |
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City councilor says, "Oh, I'd like to spank you some time" to a female employee, receives a wrist slap. Don't you see, you're playing right into his hands |
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Democrats drafting plan to cut and run from Iraq by 2008 |
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Cheney starts up with China. Your dog wants a new foreign policy team |
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David Geffen hates the Clintons because: (1) what's not to hate, (2) he feels 8 years of Clinton is enough, or (3) one of the few people Bubba didn't pardon was a friend of Geffen's? |
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South Carolina lawmakers backing Hillary Clinton have ties to a media consulting firm. This explains why there has been absolutely no negative coverage of Clinton in the media |
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Atheists, always tolerant of others and working to better mankind, praise Bush for social welfare initiatives. Just kidding, they are suing to end them and will go before the Supreme Court next week |
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Iranian official says Iran really just wants to be friends with the US and this whole nuke program thing is just a silly misunderstanding |
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If Nancy Pelosi says Bush is helping al Qaida, that's criticizing his policy. If Dick Cheney, on the other hand, says a Democratic proposal would help al Qaida, he's not criticizing their policy--he's questioning their patriotism |
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Eyeing the White House, Rudy Giuliani says his days of hiring shady old punks is over. Well, except for the shady old punk he's hiring |
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Iran continues to enrich uranium; UN continues to talk about sanctions. Everybody's happy |
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The grand mufti of Egypt approves of hymen-reconstruction surgery. You set 'em up, we'll knock 'em down |
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Patrick claims "we really screwed up" when he upgraded his state-issued Ford to Cadillac, also plans to repay the $27k he spent on remodeling his office |
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As usual, the media is creaming its jeans over the Democrats' ability to raise money. Also as usual, the GOP is quietly raising far more money than the Democrats anyway |
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Louis Farrakhan loudly announces that he plans to STFU for good any day now |
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A day late and a dollar short: Long Island politician wants Anne Frank to be a U.S. citizen |
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Documents show drugmaker Merck donated $50,000 to the governor of Texas the same week that the governor ordered a million Texan schoolgirls to get innoculated with an expensive Merck vaccine |
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Al Gore is fat |
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So this new guy was like “I’m gonna be next UK prime minister,” and the first guy was all, “Erm yeah whatever dude,” but that’s all I know cos "American Idol" repeats were on and stuff |
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Team Hillary furious about Obama's new Hollywood pals. Bill's arranging a rebuttal fundraiser at Jackie Treehorn's even as we speak |
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Liberals continue to prove complete incompetence of connecting the dots with the war on terror and Iraq events and are consumed with their own self-interests and quest for power that they completely ignore hard facts and our safety |
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Text message that reads "The video you have ordered about how to have sex with a goat has now arrived" gets politician dumped by party. Investigation into whether he actually ordered the video mysteriously absent |
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"Rancor leaks through civility at Democratic forum." Femur-wielding Skywalker called into arbitrate |
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Frisco mayor says he's not sure that he's an alcoholic, Denile is not a river in Egypt |
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Canadian judges set to rule on whether Canada should become more or less similar to a U.S.-style police state |
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Caption McCain |
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Sen. Tim Johnson leaves hospital, downgraded from "brain damaged" to "Functioning Senator." |
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Attention bleeding-heart, self-loathing liberal idiots: Paying a person in a "poor" country more than all other employers in the area is not exploitation just because it's only $3 a day |
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Former Senator Tom Daschle to endorse Obama, giving him the important South Dakota Democratic vote |
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Maryland legislator takes a stand: No more cars with testicles |
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What better ways to celebrate Robert Mugabe's 83rd birthday than banning political activity, vowing to remain dictator and docking civil-servant wages to pay for your birthday bash? |
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Headlines that write themselves: Hillary and Obama Get Nasty |
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President Hillary Clinton would end America's image as "arrogant." In other words, drop trou, France and the UN, because we're puckering up to kiss it |
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Sen. John Edwards: Remember when I said Israel was a threat to world peace? I actually said, "Israel is a threat to whirled peas," because peas aren't kosher |
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Yesterday, the White House Press Corps had a discussion on media coverage of the president, and one of the attendees was more than just a metaphorical whore |
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Hollywood bigwigs such as George Clooney and Barbra Streisand come out for Obama to the tune of $1.3 million |
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For his global-warming work, Gore will finally get a doctorate to go with the BS |
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Fitz tells us where he is really aiming: "There is a cloud over the VP" |
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From his secret bunker in the magical gumdrop-covered hills of la-la land, Cheney says that Americans want to have troops in Iraq forever. Yaaaaay |
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Denmark, Lithuania considering following Britain out of Iraq. But, but ... Poland |
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Campaign promise: Convert state car fleet to hybrids. Election reality: Governor gets himself a gas guzzlin' Cadillac. Bonus: Spends $10,000 of taxpayer money on fabulous drapes. Meet the new government, same as the old government |
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New Hampshire residents tend to treat presidential candidates with the deference they normally reserve for town selectmen |
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"I believe Texans who are attacked in their homes, their businesses, their vehicles or anywhere else have a right to defend themselves from attack without fear of being prosecuted" -- Texas Senator Jeff Wentworth |
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Iraq war has increased terrorism 700 percent |
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The Earth was warming before global warming was cool |
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"The White House says the British withdrawal is a sign of the increasing stabilisation in Iraq." All is well, citizen |
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The election buzzword du jour is "transform". Unclear if this makes most presidential hopefuls trannies or Optimus Prime wannabes |
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Students could decide which teachers get pay raises. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Apparently taking the bus in Israel is so stressful now that they have yoga instructors on board |
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Two cities are battling over a federal trademark on the nickname "Icebox of the Nation." Submitter still holding out for his ex-wife's vagina |
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The most impressive video of military helicopters you'll see today |
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Female law professor says that PMS is a tool of male oppression. Sure looks like someone is on the rag |
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Hey, remember all those scary terror statistics? Turns out they were made up |
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Because vaccinating girls against cervical cancer will turn them into dirty, dirty whores, Texas legislature debates overturning governor's executive order |
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Andrew Stone, 23, assaulted three strangers at their home after after finding one of the resident's name on a Republican website and was angered that they had not enlisted in the military; still hopes to get a TF subscription |
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Bushes fleeing to Paraguay to avoid impending asteroid impact |
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Reuters "reports" that today is Scooter Libby's "last chance to convince a jury he is not guilty." In related news, the phrase "innocent until proven guilty" taps Reuters on the shoulder, says "ahem" |
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Elect me because I have a cooter, Hillary says |
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Becoming vegetarian helps reduce global warming. Being pro-choice helps too. Also affirmative action. And gay marriage -- that will really slow down global warming. Yeah, that's the ticket |
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Video of a Democrat flip-flopping. WARNING: These videos are rated PG-13 for harsh truth and adult themes. May not be appropriate for pro-terrorism Democrats |
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Rush Limbaugh to "24" actors and stars: Are you snubbed by "Hollywood liberals" for making a "pro-America show"? Response: Uh, no and WTF? |
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Only in San Francisco would you have some creature called the fairy shrimp holding up development of a university campus |
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What we learned from the Libby trial: The White House hates leaks, except when it doesn't |
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Closing arguments to begin in Libby case, expect name calling and "nuh UHs" |
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Dick Cheney arrives in Japan for a meeting with the emperor. The emperor will not accompany Cheney on a hunting trip as he's afraid to lose face |
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Iran says it will stop its uranium enrichment only if Western nations agree to do the same. U.S. says, "We'll be happy to stop your program" |
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For traumatized soldiers: The goggles, they do something |
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John Howard tells Dubya to speed up the trial of an Aussie terror suspect. Apparently got the idea after looking down and discovering that he does, in fact, still have balls |
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John McCain says Rummy was the worst we've ever had |
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Editorial about Canadian ban on tobacco advertisements: "Cigarettes kill, so do a lot of other things" |
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2008 candidates: How absentee is your senator? |
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Russia demands that Iran pay for the nuclear reactor Russia built for them before it gets bombed by the US |
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California promises hybrid car users will get to use HOV lanes, then ends the program after issuing limited number of stickers |
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Rice summit ends with vague promise, note on nightstand |
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Bush Administration says that they have no plans to go to war with Iran. Cites the fact that they didn't have any plan for going to war with Iraq, either |
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In an attempt to keep his name in the headlines after McCain's pandering, Romney admits he only joined the NRA last August |
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Neal Boortz' new book "Somebody's Got to Say It" debuts tomorrow. Let's hear it for the "High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth." LGT appearances and book signings |
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Fortieth anniversary of the Summer of Love approaching and look how wonderful everything is now. Just kidding, Haight Street is a hippie theme park and the LSD revolution failed miserably, leading to the rise of the neocon. Thanks, Jerry |
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Condoleeza Rice optimistic that three-way will be a success |
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Arizona votes down proposed ban on naked lady mudflaps. Still may go after Yosemite Sam |
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"Mideast talks end with little progress." This is not a repeated headline from 1965, 66, 67... 81, 82... 93, 94... 05 or 06. Although it may be back next year |
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White House disputes claim that Iraq conflict is worst mistake in U.S. history; asks, "What about New Coke?" |
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"However, Newfoundland and Labrador comedian Mary Walsh referred to the federal Conservatives as 'the arse-lickers of Satan' before introducing a performer" |
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If Hillary wins the White House in '08, Dems want Bill to take over her Senate seat. What could possibly go wrong? |
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What George Washington really believed: "He was neither evangelical nor secularist -- just a great man." Happy President's Day |
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When wounded soldiers return from Iraq, they are sent to Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Then their troubles begin |
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54% of Canadians approve of the job being done by their Supreme Court, 46% of Canadians didn't know that they had a Supreme Court |
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Some think Bush is nuts when he says he hears from God. Here's proof on video that Bush actually hears His voice and repeats after Him |
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Anglican Church considering reuniting with the Roman Catholic Church. As if British people weren't uptight enough about sex already |
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Kim Jong-Il orders the seizure of all Japanese-made cars in the country after he spots a broken-down model blocking a road |
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John McCain says that "Roe v. Wade should be overturned"; now defines maverick as "saying crazy stuff without hesitation" |
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