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Monday morning papers in Kazakhstan say US has warned Iran formally not to "meddle" in Iraq 20 minutes ago. New York Times will run similar headline tomorrow morning, allegedly. Oh Shiat. Here it comes |
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International leaders say the solution in Iraq is to bring back a Sunni-led government, you know, like the one Dumbya toppled. Mission Accomplished |
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Columnist seeks out streets named after Martin Luther King to see if the stereotype holds, finds one |
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President Bush once said he was determined to stick with the Iraq war even if his wife and dog were the only ones left at his side. He may get his wish |
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Woman remembers over 20 years of Democratic National Conventions, including shooting water pistols at Bill Clinton in 1988 when he wouldn't shut up |
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Bush preparing to anounce a U-turn in the White House's global warming policy of denial... suck it libs |
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Massachussets governor Deval Patrick proposes charging criminals a "safety fee" upon conviction to pay for more police officers, who will arrest more criminals, who will pay more safety fees, and so on |
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Bush says that Saddam was a significant source of instability. Also says that Iraqis owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude for all we've done for them. O'RLY? |
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"Just as the U.S. withdrawal from Vietnam did not prevent America from prevailing in the Cold War, a U.S. withdrawal from Iraq will not prevent America from prevailing in the war on terror." And this from a very conservative site |
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GOP congressmen voting in droves with Democrats showing what bipartisanship should look like. Can you imagine how much could have been done before this if the Democrats didn't always seem to put party before country? |
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Tony Snow says war with Iran is "urban legend," much like Iraq's weapons of mass destruction and ties to 9/11 |
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War and the Single Woman. Story of Condoleezza Rice, and her Raging Warmones |
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CIA iz n ur bnk accnt readn yr crdt hstry |
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New aircraft carrier to be named after Gerald Ford. Hilarity expected to ensue at christening of the U.S.S. Pratfall |
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Hugo Chavez says he shook hands with US State Department official in Nicaragua and told him, "I'm not anyone's enemy." Eddie Haskell surrenders |
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Top Pentagon official dismayed that some of the nation's top lawyers believe that even prisoners at Guantánamo Bay have a right to an attorney. Innoncent till proven guilty gets 20 to life |
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Think you and your nation are traveling somewhere hot in a handbasket, fast? Here's 12 ways you can help turn it around |
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If Roe Vs. Wade is struck down, Utah Republican has bill banning most procedures ready to take it's place |
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Ron Paul, who isn't full of shiat when he says 'smaller government' and 'fiscal responsibility', is running for President in 2008. Hero tag, indeed |
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New York Times leaks info on yet another legal program designed to catch terrorists. Why does the liberal media hate America? |
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Bush tells 60 Minutes that we're going to have a troop surge in Iraq, "no matter what Congress wants." And if they don't like it, he's going to take his ball and go home |
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Conservatism is about "realism and reason," atheist conservative says, and no God is necessary |
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Bush says, "If you don't like my Iraq plan, tell me yours." So, what would you tell the President (LGN)? |
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Israel developing 4 ton killer robot plan to defend against missile threats, pre-emptively strike Sara Connor |
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Penn and Teller's Bullsh*t - 9/11 Conspiracies. Not safe for work language |
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FEMA deputy during Katrina now at NASA. Like NASA needed any help turning those launches into disasters |
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House passes Medicare bill to allow negotiation for drug prices, despite veto threat from Bush administration. Careful, Bush, the AARP is watching you |
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The last sane Republican is running for President |
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Senate passes bill to bar serious ethics violaters from receiving pensions, but fails to apply it to two of the worst |
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White House denies military plans against Iran and Syria, so apparently the White House has military plans against Iran and Syria |
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US deficit is at a four year low. See: Tax breaks + expensive war = Profit |
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Michigan colleges still asking for race and gender on admissions forms, even though Michigan outlawed factoring race or gender in admissions. No problem: The colleges solemnly swear to ignore the admissions forms |
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Republican congressmen complain that the bill they voted for, but didn't read, contained clauses they didn't approve of |
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New York Times, 2005: "The filibuster is a grand Senate tradition that must be protected from Republicans." NYT, yesterday: "Republicans are dusting off arcane old rules to frustrate Democrats" (third item) |
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Democrats are treating their first 100 hours like a football game -- only ticking off the clock when a play gets off. If that play results in forward progress. On certain downs. Oh, and only if they end up scoring after the drive |
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Oregon state representative uses Star Trek analogy to criticize Bush: There are Klingons in the White House |
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Sen. John McCain: "If we walk away from Iraq, we'll be back, possibly in the context of a wider war in the world's most volatile region" |
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Convicted lawmakers to lose pensions. Merely being an ineffective, squabbling idiot still pays out |
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Here's a handy roundup of the pundits who were most wrong about Iraq |
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Satellite and Internet radio services must restrict listeners' ability to record and play back individual songs, under new legislation introduced this week in the U.S. Senate |
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Hillary Clinton and Evan Bayh headed to Iraq. My God, did anyone realize we were that desperate for troops? |
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Minimum wage hike also applies to all U.S. territories except American Samoa, where Starkist has a plant. You know, Starkist, the tuna canner that has its U.S. headquarters in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's district? |
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Internet petition to remove the only right-wing blogger, Greg Gutfeld, from the Huffington Post, since diversity of opinion on that site simply won't do |
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Liberals don't understand... well, anything basically |
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Pelosi counts to 100 hours different than most. Its the new math. (What?) |
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You remember that 2-year time limit on active duty for reservists? Yeah, just kidding |
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Republican on a five day work week for Congress: don't take me away from my family. Republican on raising the minimum wage: suck it, work longer hours |
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FDA fattens up the use of 'lean' label |
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Keith Olbermann nails it again - Bush's legacy is as the president who cried wolf |
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Barney Frank owns on the floor of the House. First time he has yelled "the gentleman will suspend" and was not referencing a fetish |
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Hillary gets a head start on her Democratic rivals by starting to lose the 2008 presidential election right now |
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Pelosi (D-San Fran): Here's some earmark reform. DeMint (R-SC): Sounds good. Less pass it in the Senate. Durbin (D-ickhead): No way. Let's kill it. Papa needs his pork. Result: Bill passes, Durbin pwned |
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"The left wing newspapers smell Republican blood. And their counterparts on television are salivating over the Iraq failure. Once again, it is politics over what is best for the country." |
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Dancing girls video embarrasses Iranian tourism chief. In Washington D.C., they would call it "Tuesday" |
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Newt Gingrich says that the war against the extreme Islamists may take 70 years, so toughen up nancy boys |
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Having trouble keeping track of all the 2008 presidential hopefuls? Here's a convenient guide, from Hillary "Castrating Ice Princess" to Mitt "Mormon Underpants" Romney |
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Se. Johnson (D-amaged brain) starting to speak, already more articulate then the President |
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Dallas-based pizza chain that caters to Hispanic customers receives death threats and hate mail for offering to accept payment in pesos. ¡no esta mierda otra vez |
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Democrats, last year: "Bush needs to put more troops in Iraq." This year: "Send more troops? That's the dumbest thing we've ever heard" |
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Fourteen of Jimmy Carter's advisors have resigned over his new book, "Hamas, Fatah and the Deathly Hallows" |
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Bush vows to veto measure that would allow the government to negotiate with drug companies for lower prices. Suck it, old, sick people |
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Condoleezza Rice wants to have group sex with the guys at Fox News |
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Stem-cell measure passed in House |
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Proving that they can dish strawmen but can't take them, Republicans plan to filibuster Democratic resolution on Iraq |
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Bush's Iraq strategy is just a way of prolonging failure |
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South Carolina Senate Bill 84 calls for abortion clinics to perform an ultrasound, review the ultrasound pictures with the mother and ask her to sign a consent form after they have been viewed |
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Illinois lawmakers in such hurry to line up to fellate Barack Obama, they want to move date of state primary up so he'll have better chance during campaign. In other news, Barack Obama still not running for president |
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FoxNews fake blonde No. 2103945 exonerates Ted Kennedy of treason |
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Chavez says "Socialism or Death" Oh, NOW, we get a choice |
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Some other (obama) guy announces (clinton) his bid (obama) as the Democratic (clinton) candidate (obama) for president (clinton) |
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Democrats addressing "income inequality," which, translated, means taking from you to give to someone else |
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In his speech, President Bush calls Iraqi democracy "a stunning achievement." In private, he tells democratically-elected Iraqi PM "you're out" if he doesn't support this "new" strategy |
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US Senate to study financial fraud among lawmakers. Talked out of plan by their lobbyists, bookies, bankers, and mistresses |
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Rep. Weed wants to decriminalize himself in New Hampshire |
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Olbermann spends 2:27 of air time listing all the things Bush has gotten wrong about Iraq. Submitter could have gotten essentially the same information across in two syllables |
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Senate Democrats were for troop surge - before they were against it |
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"Victory in Iraq, for the president, is like pornography -- you can't really describe it, but, he assures us, we'll know it when we see it" |
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Rush Limbaugh does not get Star Trek metaphors |
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Russell Kirk: The most famous American political theorist you've never heard of |
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Conservatives in Virginia are taking aim at the next target in their traditional family values campaign: abolishing no-fault divorces laws |
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House votes to raise minimum wage from "top ramen" to "off-brand macaroni and cheese" |
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Lance Armstrong thinks the folks in D.C. need to get on the ball |
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi declares an end to the days of deal making in smoke-filled rooms. Now all those deals will be made smoke-free |
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Watch as Mitt Romney's presidential hopes swirl down the drain |
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Want to get drunk tonight? Have a sip of beer every time Bush says "surge," "freedom," "liberty," "terrorists" and "troops" in his speech tonight |
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Hugo Chavez vows socialism in Venezuela. Because if it can't work in an oil-producing state run by a crazy guy, it can't work anywhere |
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Surprise Democrats don't care about your privacy any more than Republicans do |
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Ted Kennedy seeks universal health care, unlimited buffet |
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Democratic Senator Dick Durbin asks the readers of the Daily Kos for help setting an agenda. Great suggestions, like "If we do not heal Mother (Earth's) Skin, we dead," ensues |
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California would do better to provide health insurance to all by eliminating its numerous coverage mandates and cutting back on health=-insurance regulations. But no, that makes too much sense |
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Blogger posts clips of right wing-nut radio hate speech. Advertisers hear it and pull ads. Radio station sues blogger for blowing the whistle. Suck it, libs |
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Economist blows holes in right-wing arguments against minimum wage increase. Suck it, libs |
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One: Brian Williams interviews NOAA official, who says recent warm weather caused by El Nino. Two: ??? Three: Recent warm weather not caused by El Nino, but global warming |
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Step 1: Raise minimum wage. Step 2: Price low-skilled workers out of job market. Step 3: Watch unemployment rise. Step 4: Welcome the new welfare state |
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And you thought Americans were bad at geography |
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The leftist candidate who narrowly lost the Mexican presidential election and still claims he won has been given his own TV show. No word on if he'll be warning us about global warming, or ManBearPig |
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Water restrictions are so severe in Australia, they're giving a whole new meaning to both "broken home" and "crack house" |
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Rudy Giuliani™ (R-Idiculous) trademarks his name to prevent anyone from saying anything bad about him |
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Senate reworking new ethics bill designed to "sanitize their tarnished image." Which is sort of like walking past the soap aisle in the grocery store and expecting to smell better |
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Did you know that there were U.S. ground forces active in Somalia right now? |
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House passes 9/11 bill per campaign promise. Among the features you didn't know about was that it creates 43,000 new union workers and gives money to Muslim schoolchildren. Meet the new Congress, same as the old Congress |
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If you work in a garment factory in the Northern Mariana Islands, you're about to get a raise in the minimum wage. If you work in a tuna cannery in American Samoa, you aren't. Oh, and it's all because of Jack Abramoff |
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The president's "new" strategy will require forced second tours, which is against fatigue rules. But hey, if burning more troops and money didn't work the last 18 times, maybe it will this time |
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U.S. weeps over damage done to small businesses like Verizon and Exxon from Venezuelan nationalization plan, demands compensation. Chavez asks whether to make check out to "Up Yours" or "Suck It" |
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Ever wonder why some Dems get their panties in a knot when Congress is referred to as the "Democrat Congress?" Here is the supposed reason |
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Bush declared insane by Church of Scientology. After reading this article, submitter isn't feeling too normal either |
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New York Times, 2003: "Why are we attacking Iraq when no one has proved Saddam committed any atrocities?" Yesterday: "Er..." |
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Out of the top four Republican presidential candidates, only the Mormon hasn't had more than one wife |
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Sen. Kennedy (D-runk) calls Iraq "Bush's Vietnam." Even a broken clock is right twice a day |
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"Intelligent design is science," says the lying creationist with a podium |
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EU whines that the U.S. shouldn't have used airstrikes to try to get al Qaida members. Instead, there should have been an "international" ground force -- meaning "somebody else's troops," of course |
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Liberals find that their attempts to steal from the rich 30 years ago is now biting them in the ass |
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Several of Bush's judicial nominees pull a Sir Robin |
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Senator Johnson feeling much better now. In fact, he feels like dancing and does not want to go on the cart |
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Aide who crafted the president's "surge" non-strategy proposed nuking North Korea in '95 |
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Right wingers, smugly congratulating themselves on "exposing" the breaking of the "five day work week" pledge by Pelosi, neglect to mention she gave the House Monday off as a favor to the Republican Minority Leader |
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Barack Obama takes shirt off while on beach in Hawaii. The Chicago Sun-Times and EVERY OTHER NEWS ORGANIZATION ON THE PLANET is there. (With pic) |
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US taxpayers have provided Egypt $50 billion in aid since 1975. In return, Egypt state satellite TV broadcasts videos of those taxpayers and their sons and brothers being killed by jihadis |
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NRA backs away from George W. Bush's cold, dead policies |
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Shiites threatened and their stores vandalized after Saddams execution increases sectarian strife. Baghdad? No, Detroit |
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Round two of the stem cell debate begins in the House. Something tells us that this time around, things might end a bit differently |
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Attention whore Chavez says "return the Falklands to Argentina," also demanded the return of America to its original non-European inhabitants |
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Newly sworn in governor takes just 5 days to increase state's budget shortfall by $383 million and break his campaign promise that he would cut taxes |
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Governor re-elected with less than 50% of the vote says the election gave him a "mandate for action" |
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Democrat congress attempts to block Department of Justice from investigating crooked congressman such as "Duke" Cunningham and "Dollar Bill" Jefferson |
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Connecticut Green Party gubernatorial campaign manager arrested after approaching Republican governor at inauguration |
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Governator calls for universal health coverage in Cal-ee-forn-ya, except for Sarah Connor |
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Thinking about death makes you more conservative and other fun facts about your political psyche |
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Al Sharpton "seriously considering" announcing his defeat in the 2008 presidential election |
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Remember that Abramoff guy that President Bush never met? He probably just didn't remember it (pic) |
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President Bush, cockblocked: Democrats may deny funding for more Iraq troops |
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Louis Farrakhan turns Nation of Islam over to a board, saying it must prove it's "more than the charisma, eloquence and personality” of one person. Enters hospital to have massive ego removed |
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Wes Clark: Bush is going to bomb Iran because his secret Zionist masters tell him so |
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New Jersey to remove word "idiot" from its constitution, not from executive, legislative, and judicial branches |
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The worst quotes from America's biggest political blog, the Daily Kos, for 2006 including, 'Because filing briefs don't stop bullets, and when the ballot box fails us, we are not above seeing what's in the ammo box.' |
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News: Democrats promise 5 day work week on Capitol Hill. Fark.com: Democrats close down the House to watch football. Duke still sucks |
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Give it up, John Kerry |
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Viral video of Americans showing their world knowledge sweeps rest of world. Which is, apparently, mostly located in Australia |
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Cheney is hunting again today. All lawyers advised to lay low |
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Tonight on the O'Reilly Factor: More hard-hitting coverage on the "Cheerleaders Gone Amok". Will the "Culture Warrior" discuss the falafel angle? |
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Step one in Bush's plan: increase troop numbers; step three: peace. Underpants Gnomes nod approvingly |
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Pelosi's first 100 hours is up today. Were you surprised by how much got done? |
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"Democrats consider raising taxes." Obvious tag looking around for help from new No Shiat tag |
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What really happened between Elvis and Nixon |
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