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Romania and Bulgaria join the EU which now has 27 states. Only 24 more to go America |
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3000 U.S. soldiers have now died in Iraq to avenge the September 11 att- to search for Weapons of Ma- to bring democracy to the peop- 3000 U.S. soldiers have now died in Iraq |
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2006 was pretty disastrous for conservatives — we lost the House, the Senate, and our ability to turn on the television without seeing Nancy Pelosi |
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Starting this Monday, you can offer Missouri politicians unlimited donations while the General Assembly is out of session, ensuring that campaigns are conducted the way they should be, by begging rich people to give $100K checks |
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Radio talkshow host Art Bell moves back from Manila to Nevada, says American tinfoil makes better hats |
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South Park takes on 9/11 conspiracy nuts |
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John Edwards will lose in a landslide in 2008 because he's an ultraliberal who is anti-war, and clearly Americans are behind the war |
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While NASA was busy blowing stuff up, Russia quietly led the world in successfully putting stuff into orbit, accounting for 45 percent of all launches in 2006 |
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How the Ehiopians ended the Somali jihad without firing a shot |
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Tomorrow with the joining of Bulgaria and Romenia the EU will grow by 30 million and the Eurozone will expand by 2 million people as Slovenia adopts the Euro - Who should the US annex to maintain parity? |
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Cheney hails Ford's pardon of Nixon, presumably because he's going to need one |
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Al-Qaida's fifth number two yells at the number ones of twelve nations for not telling the US to bite the big six |
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Pompous ass hattery: George Bush and Rummy BOTH skipping out on Ford funeral |
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Federal regulators approve AT&T's buyout of Bellsouth -- a deal worth $86 billion |
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Univ of Texas to form panel to rethink four small statues dedicated to Confederates. Panel members Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Oprah unavailable for comment |
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Ever wonder how the civil war got started? Iraq's, that is |
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Park Service can't provide age of Grand Canyon for fear of offending creationists |
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Democrats in Congress will allow elected Republican take his seat, but he's on double-secret probation |
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Clearly out of options, New York's Independent Party asks Lindsay Lohan to run for office |
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Who sits down and thinks "Do you consider Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton a sex symbol?" MSNBC, of course |
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White House says not capturing bin Laden is not a failure merely a "success that hasn't occurred yet" |
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William F. Buckley: "The death of Saddam Hussein at rope's end brings a pleasure that is undeniable, and absolutely chaste in its provenance" |
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Pundits: Kerry and Edwards don't stand much of a chance of winning the Democratic nomination, or convincing America that they are not giant douches |
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New Year's Resolutions for 2007: "Throw a party when Castro dies" |
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What would George Washington do about Iraq? Answer: Weep at our own arrogance |
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CNN Time Warner and Chase are pleased to bring you "The Iraqi Sniper Hour," starring Dirka Dirka Mohmad Jihad and featuring the U.S. military |
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Trey Parker: "The only way you can be a punk in Los Angeles is go to a big party and go, 'You can say what you want about George Bush, but you’ve got to admit, he’s pretty smart'” |
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John Edwards to Des Moines: "C'mon guys... I'm not a giant douche" |
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Ronald Bailey's predictions for 2007: "Saddam Hussein will be executed for his crimes. Civil war will break out between Hamas and Fatah." Whoa, buddy, don't go out on a limb there |
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NY City Council is working at making pitbulls the 17th thing they have banned this year, including candy-flavored cigarettes and Ringling Brothers Circus |
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Some tinfoil hat types will always feel that "If a Democrat loses on Election Day there simply must have been something sinister afoot" |
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JFK was targeted by multiple death threats during his visit to Ireland in the summer of 1963. Fortunately, the danger was averted, or who knows how history might have been altered? |
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"The annual cost to the taxpayer of Mickey Mouse jobs or ludicrously titled government positions now stands at £767 million -- enough for 35,000 nurses, 25,000 police officers or 53 secondary schools" |
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How good is the economy? “Goldilocks plus” |
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Let's play the Noam Chomsky Drinking Game. See, he wrote some comments on the Iraq Study Group's report. You have to take a shot every time he trashes the U.S. Submitter will put ER on standby for alcohol poisoning cases |
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Cindy Sheehan celebrates Democratic Party's control of U.S. House and Senate by getting arrested in front of Bush ranch again; confident that Nancy Pelosi will start taking her calls |
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A broken femur isn't getting in the way of Governor Schwarzenegger's work. In fact, nothing short of being crushed in a pneumatic press has been known to stop him |
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Bush says Iraq policy taking shape. On the down side, said shape is that of a sack full of rotting monkey heads |
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Incoming Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid will miss Ford's funeral because right then he'll be over Machu Picchu. Over Machu Picchu? I'll never be over Machu Picchu |
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John Edwards puts the final nail in his own coffin on day 1, chooses to campaign on the Robin Hood platform |
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Mayor of London planning massive party to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Fidel Castro's Cuban revolution |
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More euros than dollars are in worldwide circulation. George Washington surrenders |
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A primer on how the enemy is fighting in Iraq |
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States that had the best grades for gun control, had the worst increases in violent crime. Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you? |
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Taliban confirms US killed one of it's top and most brutal commanders |
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John Edwards seeks upgrade from Biggest Douche in the Universe |
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U.S. State Department has finally declassified a document admitting it knew Yasser Arafat plotted and oversaw the murders of two U.S. diplomats in Sudan in 1973 |
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Having solved all of the state's other problems, Massachusetts legislature is debating over the official state reptile |
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Much of the European Left stood on the sidelines during the Mohammed cartoon debacle because they view Muslims as the victims, the new proles who should not be criticized |
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How John Gibson saved Christmas. Also, the battle of Armageddon is coming and it's atheists vs. the rest of the world EVERYBODY REPENT |
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Ethiopia is predicting victory against Islamists in Somalia. Islamists plan to toss a sammich in the other direction to see if the Ethiopians will stop their attack to eat |
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Just in case you were wondering, here's what the Bush family bought each other for Christmas |
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Using public money to fund elections might actually help clean up corruption |
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Israeli-Palestinian peace talks reviving. Partial credit given to the Iraq Study Group. Impediments remain extremist elements on the Israeli and Palestinian sides, who haven’t wanted peace for nearly 100 years |
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"I don't understand. When asked, 'Would you rather have Saddam still in power?' my answer seems invariably, "Yes.'" |
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Bush rings in the New Year by hiring a slew of new White House lawyers to defend against the upcoming onslaught of congressional subpoenas. Ho ho ho |
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Liquid coal the future of cheaper, cleaner energy and savior from "War for Oil" complaints |
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Military to consider offering foreigners a fast track to citizenship if they'll enlist in the Armed Forces |
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Plane carrying British PM Tony Blair overshoots runway and goes into the weeds, eerily mirroring Blair's own foreign policy |
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Old and Busted: Fantasy Football. New Hotness: Fantasy Congress |
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Federal Election Commission admonishes NASCAR driver for putting Bush-Cheney '04 sticker on his car. First Amendment surrenders |
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Judge writes book about how the liberals are taking over the judicial system, may be removed from the bench for writing such a book |
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Democratic dropouts tip '08 race to left |
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Pelosi's four-day 'coronation' draws conservative criticism. Suck it cons |
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NYC MTA board member who wants to ban the sale of booze on trains works for a law firm that represents several bars at Penn Station that benefit from the prohibition. Gee, who woulda thunk it? |
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"The Kremlin strategy to destroy America is not a paranoid fiction. It is a forgotten historical fact in a time of forgetfulness." Fark.ru farkers categorically deny |
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Controversial Muslim cleric's Holiday message to the Danes who gave him refuge; "Your Christianity is perverse" |
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Iran admits nuclear program is beginning to hurt oil infrastructure thanks to the fact bankers are finding it tough to invest with the Axis of Evil's bastard step child |
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Texas to begin taxing $1 per pack of cigarettes on Jan. 1 |
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Raising a kid costs $190,000, so save up before you have one, say experts |
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The largest impediment to the advancement of libertarian ideas is the Libertarian Party |
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Ethiopa declares war on Somalia militia. Plans to use distended-belly attack |
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Pope Benedict celebrates Midnight Mass by doing his best Emperor Palpatine impression (with scary pic) |
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