Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Politics Archives for '2006-11-26 23:59:59'

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Thanks to Clinton-era accords, 20,000 cubans a year get to visit the US on visas. In related news, National Review likes something Clinton did

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Democrats vow two years of investigations. You know, instead of using their majority in the House and Senate to actually do the stuff they've been saying is so important for six years

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Assassination: So cool it's the new black

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Sen. Sam Brownback believes the country is ready for a "full-scale, economic, fiscal, social conservative" for President

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IRS starts auditing the rich people

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Iran: We'll help you in Iraq...but only if you leave

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(Daily KOS)

12 articles of impeachment against Bush and Cheney. #13 Tasty drunk buckshot in face

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Israel launching a major web propaganda offensive

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Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi faints while delivering speech. Doctors expect him to up and humping metermaids in no time

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Turkish police uncover plot by The Religion of Peace™ to turn Kasper the friendly Cardinal to a friendly ghost

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(Huffington Post)

Newly elected Republican Minority Whip Trent Lott claims Iraqi terrorists would have invaded America already if we hadn't gone into Iraq

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Jordanian king - arguably the most moderate, pro-us leader in the entire region - warns that U.S. actions have helped increase the risk of at least 3 middle-eastern civil wars in 2007

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(survey usa)

Approval ratings for all 100 U.S. senators

Apparently Hamas thinks a "cease-fire" doesn't apply to rockets

(iPod Observer)

Moby says that Bill O'Reilly's attack on the iPod proves he's a very lonely man. Because up until now we all regarded pestering young women with loofa fantasies as evidence of his healthy social life

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Meet the new bought-off Congress, same as the old bought-off Congress

A farewell to douchebags

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(My Way News)

Massive demonstrations in Venezuela with increasing support for Hugo Chavez's opposition continue to be a headache for the leftist government

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Sat November 25, 2006:

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1,200 people are polled on the telephone about whether they want Bush impeached, so the results must be indicative of 300 million others

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"Make sure this is accomplished." Rumsfeld personally authorized prisoner abuse, according to former commander

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Community activists in Atlanta want police to stop no knock warrants because it scares the crap out of people, and doesn't give them enough time to escape out the bathroom window

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Waxman has Bush administration in sights. Marvel and DC unavailable for comment

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(talkingpointsmemo)

Interesting take on defeat vs. victory vs denial in Iraq

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'Nation conflagration' in Canada has Bloc Quebecois flipping

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Fri November 24, 2006:

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Tom Tancredo (R-CO) warns that President Bush is plotting to integrate the continent

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As of tomorrow, the US has spent more time in Iraq than fighting WWII

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Right-wing propaganda vs. left-wing propaganda about whether only the only the poor join the military continues. Now the Census Bureau is getting involved

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(Washington Times)

Judge Roy Moore (of Ten Commandments fame) blames Republican loss on not enough morality

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Conservative think-tank spokesman: "I think we're done" enacting 9/11 Commission recommendations. Don't you feel safer?

Military power stats around the globe. Mexico outranks Canada......yes really

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Democrats continue milking at the drug-price nipple; the fact that 75 percent of seniors are happy with Medicaire Plan D doesn't matter to them at all

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IRA assassin storms assembly chamber, causes emergency evacuation which prevents dissident lawmakers from presenting challenges. Ironic trumps Dumbass

Orrin Hatch concedes the new Congress should have enough votes to pass stem cell research, even to override a Presidential veto

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Defying all logic, Russia moves ahead with its plan to sell 29 Surface-To-Air batteries to Iran. Cindy Sheehan expected to be at the unveiling

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Indiana senatorial candidate loses election by one million votes, demands recount

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Thu November 23, 2006:

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(HuffPost)

The World According To Jimmy Carter; Cliffs-notes version: whatever isn't Bush's fault is Israel's fault, except for a couple things that are Reagan's fault

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List of top ten best functioning democracies as ranked by "Economist Intelligence Unit Index of Democracy"

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(Orlando Sentinel)

Republican wins Congressional election by 369 votes in district where 18,000 overwhelmingly Democrat voters miraculously failed to register their vote for Representative

(Financial Sense Online)

"The West will do nothing about the Iranian bomb. America will eventually leave Iraq and be attacked by nukes. In this sequence one failure leads to another. Weakness, lack of resolve, stupidity and incompetence add up to defeat."

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(Some Whiner)

If it's Thanksgiving, it must be time for another liberal whinefest about American oppression

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Canadian PM declares Quebeckers as "a nation within a nation". Now Canada, like its currency, = 0.8 US

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(An Airport to Nowhere)

Small airport expansion team discovers job isn’t as easy to do when neither of your state senators chairs the House Transportation Committee

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Cubans still getting used to Fidel's silence. "To tell you the truth, it's a relief not to have him talking so much. He was on television all the time."

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Wed November 22, 2006:

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Obama-Edwards '08

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(Some conspiry theorist)

Dick cHeney to meet with king AbduLLah Instead of Bush to discUss mutual inteResTs and regional cONflicts

From the you couldn't make this up if you tried department: PETA wants recently pardoned White House turkey relocated to sancturary because all the past pardoned turkeys were shipped to Frying Pan Park in Fairfax, Va and neglected

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RI wondering what it did to piss off stupid-next door neighbor, tries to decide how to handle divorce proceedings for lesbian couple married in MA

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(Media Matters)

Conservative creep-a-zoid connects Michael Richard's eruption to liberals; Stage-nervous, coked-out, unprofessional liberals nationwide scoff

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(Newhouse News)

Farker James Lileks looks at Sen. John Edwards, man of the people, the simple salt of the Earth, the working man's friend, whose staffer tried to drop his name and get him a quick PS3 at Wal-Mart

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(WND)

One of the six imams pulled from a US Airways flight in Minneapolis is affiliated with a Hamas-linked organization. Bonus: he is calling for Muslims to boycott US Airways. In related news, all US Airways flights for next 3 months have sold out

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Bush's loony new family planning czar claims premarital sex disrupts brain chemistry. Ack fitz wibble bambambam Look the pretty colors

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Canadian Prime Minister and opposition leader play a rousing game of "You know how I know you're gay?" during House question period

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Lebanon cancels Independence Day celebration, replaces it with We Love Syria (Please Stop Killing Us) celebration

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Screwed by Bush (Not safe for work)

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(Economist)

China and India move closer to integration with the help of $20 billion in aid. I wouldn’t want to be Pakistan right now

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(Crooks & Liars)

GOP to Dems: "Sorry about the mess, oh and here's half-a-trillion dollars in overdue spending bills that we didn't get around to dealing with. Enjoy your new offices."

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Interactive chart showing how polling companies did predicting the Senate races. Rasmussen did well, Zogby not so much

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Israel has a bad reputation in the world, ranking after China, Egypt or Saudi Arabia. Yeah, that makes sense

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Jersey drivers don't get their sight retested once they buy their driver's licen.... SCREECH..... Hey watch it you blind son of a

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Low-income and minority students are receiving less financial aid for college. Looks like that white scholarship is really doing the trick

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Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, accused of 'secretiveness' and 'manipulating media'.. Why does that sound so familiar? Hmmmm

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(PowerlineBlog)

More information about those six innocent Imans pulled off an airline for no reason. And by "innocent," I mean "documented supporters of terrorism"

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Tue November 21, 2006:

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Three out of four Americans prefer Bush, Sr. to Bush Light

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Human Rights Watch says Saddam's trial did not present enough evidence to convict him. In related news, Human Rights Watch apparently never watched Iraq when Saddam was running things

George Bush, Sr. tells hostile Arab audience that it personally hurts when his son is mercilessly attacked. With that, the audience mercilessly attacks his son

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Hans Blix to serve on ski-ethics panel. Plans to spend first term searching for skis, blaming America when he can't find any

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BU student group offers "white scholarship." Ethnic groups cry racism

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(hamptonroads.com)

Norfolk, VA city council unsure what to do with $8 million tax surplus. For some reason, refunding the money to the taxpayers escapes them

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Bankruptcy judge refuses to let couple tithe. Thou shalt have no gods before Visa

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Janet Reno returns. And she is helping the terrorists. Suck it, libs

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Cindy Sheehan attention whoring in South Korea

Only a quarter of members of the new Congress have ever served in the military -- that's down from half in 1991 and three-quarters a decade earlier

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American captured by Syrian forces in 1982 still alive and held hostage in Syria

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(Rolling Stone)

The 10 worst congressmen (with morphing pic goodness)

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Not even Duke could suck this hard: The 10 worst newspapers in America

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Kofi Annan uses the last few weeks of his term to make a few honest statements, such as: The U.S. is "trapped in Iraq" and "John Bolton is a major douchebag"

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Scarlett Johansson has slammed Bush for his views on abstinence. Slammed the Bush long, and slammed it hard

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Six Muslim imams taken off of plane after scaring the shiate out of the passengers by standing up and chanting and praying before flight. It's the passengers fault for not knowing everything about Islam, says imam

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Margaret "The Iron Lady" Thatcher named on top 10 list of influential people in Scottish history. Still no cure for colonialism

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Former aide to gay ex-NJ governor does his best Bill Clinton impression on national TV: "I did not have sex with that man"

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Mon November 20, 2006:

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Unelected leftist takes office, swears himself in as Mexico's "legitimate" president. Hillary Clinton seen taking furious notes

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Today's Kentucky editorial: "Hippies are trying to ruin the country"

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Deja vu all over again: White House brushes off report saying that Iran has no nuclear programs

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Congressional Democrat helps raise $620,000 to support radical Islamic group

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