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Sun April 01, 2012
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romney's staff pull an April Fool's Day joke and have Mitt speak to the local Gingrich supporters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Paul Ryan called the Joint Chiefs a bunch of liars last week, he didn't mean it as a factual statement
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(96)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Administration lawyers are concerned about an activist Supreme Court. Reagan Administration lawyers. And they are worried that an activist court will throw out Obamacare
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(225)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
In the U.S., political foes pretend they're tough. In Canada, they get into the ring and prove it
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federal Court throws out FEC rules that allowed super-PAC donors to remain anonymous. At least now we'll get to learn the names of our government's owners
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(119)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Yea, I know. The Irish are revolting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some in Congress, including Peter King (R-NY), want to take away the Constitutional rights of people who have not been arrested, charged, or convicted of any crimes. He has bi-partisan support
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressional staffer who helped write DOMA now lobbying for its repeal. Why yes, she was in denial about being gay when she wrote it, how did you guess?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This week's DailyKos hate-mail-palooza, To the Moon edition
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(168)
 


Sat March 31, 2012
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he isn't proposing to end tax breaks, but if he did it would fix the state's failing finances. But he's not. But it would
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Experts: "rising demand for oil around the world and supply concerns stemming from Iran sanctions are driving prices at the pump"
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(152)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton talks oil with Saudi King and dares to show the top of her foot. That slut
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(193)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Spaceman candidate allowed to call himself 'astronaut' on ballot. Other candidates protest, fearing they will be required to list their occupations
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Fri March 30, 2012
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann is running out of networks to piss off
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(205)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just two legs and part of an arm? That is so 2004. What body part has she give up for her country LATELY?
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(210)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barack Obama will not be buying a MegaMillions ticket, in case you were wondering
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(162)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mitt Romney is a man totally devoid of any commitment to any principle except his own advancement. There is literally not a public policy which he has not advocated one side on one time and one side on the other"
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(165)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
News: Over 900,000 names placed on petition to recall Scott Walker. More news: Only five names removed as fake. Fark: It turns out that someone actually did name their kid "Fungky Van Den Elzen"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa mayor proposes new rule that protesters are free to congregate outside the Republican National Convention, but only for sixty minutes, because it's going to be summertime and the police will have to wear all that hot riot gear
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(222)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know how GOP comentators have been ragging on the ladies pretty hard lately? Well, something kinda predictable has happened
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(393)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He said the President is an anti-war government ni-BONG (fast forward to 34:20)
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(684)
 


Thu March 29, 2012
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sure, you'd vote for a guy you could have a beer with - but would you vote for a guy who can out-bowl you?
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(111)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL thinks that we should "encourage the oil companies" to screw us at the pump as much as possible
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(371)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
If you had Nikki Haley (R-SC) as the next Republican to be indicted in your pool, please step forward and collect your prize
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(178)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Santorum visits Jelly Belly factory to deliver foreign policy address, new flavor ideas
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The ten best pro and con Obamacare health care quotes. "If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead"
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(262)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gwen Moore (in flagrante D-elicto) slut-shames herself on the floor of the House
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(484)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A virgin sex slave for everyone (What marriage would look like if we really listened to the Bible)
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(137)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
First Lady to appear on reality show "Biggest Loser". 'Nuff said
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(250)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A drunkard in the gutter is just where he ought to be"
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(113)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the Spirit of Radio, Rush's 2112 advertisers flock back after the failed boycotts, proving Rush is not a Fly By Night broadcaster and won't Exit... Stage Left. Suck it, libs
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(310)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney finds closing down factories and laying off workers hilarious. This should play well in the rust belt
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Wed March 28, 2012
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends use pink balls
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(162)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: Romney is "consistently wrong." Isn't that right "Dr Pepper"?
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(84)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
GOP rising star leaves party, adding, "I've fought in a war and I've seen the enemy. We don't have enemies in our political environment here...but in today's political environment, you're expected to play the game"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia takes the Herman Cain approach to law, deciding the SCOTUS can't be bothered to know what's in the Obamacare bill because it's too long
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(203)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do the biggest racists claim not to "see" race?
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(219)
 
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
RI State Senate Majority Leader apologizes for his DUI arrest and vows to accept full responsibility, by vowing to never leave his post as Senate Majority Leader
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush Sr. to endorse Romney. With a photo depicting what Romney had to do to get the endorsement
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(66)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Actually, Congress HAS required citizens to purchase insurance before. Bonus: that Congress included 20 of the original framers of the Constitution. Double bonus: it was signed into law by George Washington
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(333)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine confirms he "knows" President Obama wasn't born in America and Rick Santorum could be a "really cool president, kinda like a JFK-type guy"
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(209)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ex-Mormon on why the Church is not as popular with the young as one would think (hint: they know how to find "information" on the "internet.")
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(133)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pennsylvanian Republicans expected to look upon the GOP primary ballot, see their old Senator's name, and say "Oh, hell no"
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(106)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman gets kicked off House floor for wearing a hoodie in support of Trayvon Martin. Fark: Because the Speaker claims it violates the House's rule against hats
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is cool with elevators for cars (at least, when they're his cars), but his record as governor of Massachusetts shows in two instances, he wasn't so hot on elevators for humans with disabilities
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(47)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If Obamacare is struck down in its entirety by the Supreme Court, it could mean the end of unemployment benefits and the Civil Rights Act, and all beer will now be Heineken
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(187)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev says the GOP should check their clocks from time to time, "it's 2012, not the mid-1970s"
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arlen Specter: 'Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen'
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(57)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If the SCOTUS knocks down Obamacare, the GOP is ready with an alternative plan, right? [crickets]
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(648)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Rick Perry gets a sobering wakeup call as the United States comes in at only 5th place in the world in executions behind China, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Iraq
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(89)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Romneybot 2.0 launches talkshow.exe subroutine, attempts to load regularguy.dat into newly formatted partition
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich is so confident of victory that he's going to finish off his campaign with 1/3 of his staff and no manager
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(90)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Is it wrong to have sex with a dead chicken? How about with your sister? Is it okay to defecate in a urinal? If your dog dies, why not eat it?" This are serious article. New York Times are serious paper
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's defense of his health-care plan: If people want it, it doesn't matter if it's unconstitutional
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(444)
 


Tue March 27, 2012
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
College Democrats in Alabama go for maximum trolling attempt, invite Louis Farrakhan to speak
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zombie Reagan burn: "I just can't bring myself to vote for that kid, I knew what he was like when I had his dad as my vice president, and I couldn't allow for a man like that to lead the nation"
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The one thing I know for sure is that no one is born this way. I chose to click 'Like' on Rick Santorum's Facebook page" But regret stalks our writer after recent events
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News politicizes "The Hunger Games" saying it's a cautionary tale against big government and carries a strong conservative message
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Friend of Zimmerman defends his use of the slur "coon asses" stating that the phrase is used proudly in parts of the country by people to describe themselves
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Internal NOM documents shed light on the anti-LGBT movement's overall strategy, including this gem: "Drive a wedge between gays and blacks"
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Syria has accepted the UN peace plan, except for the ceasefire part
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a story that uses the absolute worst photo available of each of the Republican candidates
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Craig Sonner turned about, and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat, bravest of the brave, Craig Sonner
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(Google)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R) wants voters to know he's not part of the GOP's War on Women, and that he learns a lot from his wife and daughters. What specifically? "How to cook, sew, and clean"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
So just how rich is Mitt Romney? The 11,000 square-foot mansion he's trying to build to replace his old 3,000 square-foot mansion has its own lobbyist
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK absolutely says it didn't send a nuclear-armed submarine to the Falkland Islands amid rising tensions with Argentina, they just refuse to confirm or deny the deployment of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California Assemblyman: Big government and high taxes are killing our state. We should be more like Texas. Liberals: If you love Texas so much, why don't you move there? Assemblyman: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(323)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Basically today's Supreme Court arguments are going to come down to if you believe there is a difference between forcing someone to buy health insurance or broccoli
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(503)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Five uncomfortable truths about liberals
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(582)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Come one, who wouldn't want to pay $50 for a picture with a guy who has absolutely not chance of winning his party's nomination?
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's biggest superpower set to unveil sweeping new laws authorizing surveillance, torture, and long-term secret detention without trial for citizens accused of terrorism
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(47)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Obama can turn a defeat for Obamacare in the Supreme Court into Medicare for All, a single payer, national health care system
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(257)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 12 months of calling Romney everything short of Hitler, Santorum says--totally seriously--that he'd love to be VP
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(137)
 


Mon March 26, 2012
(NPR)
 
 
 
When the author of the law that you are using to claim self defense says that your victim would have been justified in using said law, you might have a problem
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(613)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Like the War on Drugs, the War on Poverty has been around for around 50 yrs. with little effect. Maybe it's time to drop both
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(248)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ladies & Gentlemen I present to your left a review and links to the hot new magazine "Conservative Teen" & to your right a column of "wtfamireading. jpg" pics
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(330)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott decides the state isn't losing enough money on frivolous drug tests, decides to press his advantage and add a First Amendment violation to his record
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(134)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Herman Cain ratchets up the crazy to 11 in releasing a hilarious new anti-stimulus ad. (Not safe for bunnies)
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(151)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Speaker Gingrich is clearly in the last throes of his political career. And you can make a decision to go out with some shred of dignity or say irresponsible, reckless things ... he's clearly chosen the latter path"
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(181)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that liberals have no idea what conservatives are thinking. Still no cure for Ron Paul
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(523)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Billionaire trolls Australian media to help get political party elected
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Santorum loses his shiat over the media using his words against him
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(207)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Latest anti-immigrant bill in Georgia would make it illegal for them to get (gasp) sewer services. Yeah, that'll teach 'em to sneak across the damn border
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