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Sun March 25, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News) Obvious Santorum leads Romney if you use homeschool math  (foxnews.com) (231)
(Fox News) Unlikely Paul Ryan's tax plan is so simple that there's no way to tell how much it will benefit rich people  (foxnews.com) (203)
(io9) Video Obamaville: Where hope and change go to die  (io9.com) (586)

Sat March 24, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Dick Cheney in recovery after heart plant surgery  (washingtonpost.com) (544)
(Post Crescent) Interesting Old and busted: Paper lists judges who signed Walker recall papers. New hotness: Paper outs its own reporters who signed Walker recall papers  (postcrescent.com) (165)
(AM New York) Interesting Members of congress want to switch from election day to election weekend, with polls being open continuously from 10 a.m. Saturday to 6 p.m. Sunday. Allowing all the drunks to hit the polls on the way home from the bars... genius idea  (amny.com) (145)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Glenn Beck warns Rick Santorum, "Don't pick a fight with Matt Drudge", notes it's open season on Zombie Breitbart  (mediaite.com) (80)
(CBC) Cool Live: Canada's Official Opposition is holding a leadership convention, and a series of high-stakes ballots are ahead to select its new leader (American readers: this is like Super Tuesday combined with a brokered convention, all on one day)  (cbc.ca) (212)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting "ObamaCare" is a tax. You can't sue the government over a tax until you've first paid it. "ObamaCare" doesn't go into effect until 2014. So... welcome your new healthcare overlords  (thedailybeast.com) (383)
(The Weekly Standard) Stupid The Weekly Standard notes that Obama used the same metaphor to praise three different allies. Obviously this makes Ernest Hemingway retroactively president, and Obama has to take remedial Creative Writing at community college in Kenya  (weeklystandard.com) (113)
(Some RC Drinker) Unlikely To punish USA for backing UN resolution investigating war crimes, Sri Lankan nationalists call for boycott of Coke, Pepsi, wheat flour, and all other American goods, hope to establish anti-American sentiment among people  (zeenews.india.com) (68)

Fri March 23, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Recalled WI state senator contrite during his DUI trial. Just kidding, he blames unions   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (123)
(The Raw Story) Interesting When your firing is protested by Planned Parenthood and Texans For Life, you know you may have done something right  (rawstory.com) (105)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Noted fiscal conservative Tea Partier Michele Bachmann Owes $1 Million In Campaign Debt  (huffingtonpost.com) (133)
(Some Guy) Asinine Alaska Rep. Alan Dick (R-eally is his last name) let the cat out of the bag, openly states that women should be submissive to men  (thenewstribune.com) (853)
(GBTV) Stupid One of the dumbest discussions you will ever witness: Glenn Beck and Jerry Boykin discuss how "Kony 2012" is a Soros-backed effort that will turn Kony into a Che Guevara-like figure  (web.gbtv.com) (78)
(RealClearPolitics) Interesting If Obama and the Democratic Party will not use their power to close the inequality gap right here in their own playpen, how do they remain credible in Middle America?  (realclearpolitics.com) (112)
(Some kid in a basement) Fail Billions of dollars of infrastructure later, DoD network is now thoroughly under control. Fark: "...by foreign spies." Awkward  (threatpost.com) (60)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Sean Hannity on the Trayvon Martin killing - "Is it possible it was just an accident?"  (mediaite.com) (607)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting One of the last holdouts of the dead-tree left-wing mainstream MSM media ceases print production in Philadelphia and DC, obviously because they've refused to investigate the horrific crimes of the Obama administration  (breitbart.com) (130)
(NPR) Obvious Why does North Korea's planned rocket test matter? Because batshiat crazy people are shooting large rockets into space, that's why  (npr.org) (51)
(Think Progress) Obvious House budget gives $187,000 tax cut to everyone who matters. Suck it peasants  (thinkprogress.org) (151)
(New York Daily News) Followup Rod Blagojevich's hair will turn gray while he's in prison, hopes his new cellmate is not there just for men  (nydailynews.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Amusing Santorum endorses Obama  (washington.cbslocal.com) (193)
(NPR) Asinine Dopes and Changes for the worse: "The U.S. intelligence community will now be able to store information about Americans with no ties to terrorism for up to five years under new Obama administration guidelines"  (npr.org) (204)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Richard Hanna (R-NY): Women, please kick our asses this election. We have it coming  (huffingtonpost.com) (215)
(The Daily Caller) Sad Obama doesn't know what he's talking about. Again  (thedc.com) (266)

Thu March 22, 2012
(Salon) Ironic "American media terrorizes people far more than the actual so-called terrorists" Says Glenn Greenwald. But be sure to check out his other article "Obama is a murderous sociopath" who will kill you in your sleep  (salon.com) (359)
(Gawker) Amusing "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"  (gawker.com) (193)
(Some Guy) Interesting Think a pack of Skittles looks like a gun? If you're holding a gun, probably  (newsinfo.nd.edu) (1323)
(Baltimore Sun) Asinine Reason #4080 why Congress gets nothing done: Senator promises filibuster over US Post Office changes while Maryland and Delaware fight over which side of the state line their west bumfark post office will be  (baltimoresun.com) (44)
(ABC) Dumbass Republican voter at Gingrich speech in Louisiana: "Obama is a Muslim and I believe that it's his policy to ruin the United States of America, do you agree?" Gingrich: "Good question...uhh...are there any other questions?"  (abcnews.go.com) (273)
(Some Guy) Stupid GOP candidate vetting and research assigned to: (c) Middle school class  (big1059.com) (52)
(Irritable Bowel Disorder) Asinine I've read this three times and still have absolutely no idea why I'm supposed to be outraged, but rest assured it means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to perform some Herculean or embarrassing task  (news.investors.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Interesting More good deeds from the John Edwards scandals file: During his failed White House bid in 2007, he used soccer mom madam for a hooker and paid for it with campaign cash  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)
(ABC) Amusing In a Roswell, New Mexico visit by President Obama, he opens with "I come in peace." Clearly, Mr. Obama's home planet is much further away than Kenya  (abcnews.go.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Strange Who wouldn't want this fine piece of art hanging in their drawing room, or servants back entry hallway?  (mcnaughtonart.com) (99)
(Washington Post) Amusing Brietbart forced to take down their "gotcha" interview of Bono confessing to tax evasion when they realize the person they have on tape is in fact a professional Bono impersonator  (washingtonpost.com) (86)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Idaho forced ultrasound bill stalls out over serious concern from lawmakers -- on what passage of the bill would do to their reelection chances   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)
(World Affairs Journal) Asinine America: Hey Tunisia, how's that Arab Spring working out for you? Tunisia: It would work out a shiatload better if you quit backing the same batshiat radicals you do in Saudi Arabia  (worldaffairsjournal.org) (20)
(Washington Post) Fail Stop me if you've heard this one before; Boehner confident he has votes for DOA Ryan budget despite the Tea Partiers and Dems voting against it  (washingtonpost.com) (43)
(Huffington Post) Obvious The GOP promises to investigate the scandal behind Solyndra and won't stop until they have answers for the ripped-off American people. Or until election day. Whichever comes first  (huffingtonpost.com) (43)
(WRCB-TV) Asinine All right stop, collaborate and listen / The Birthers are back with a brand new conviction / The "evidence" grabs a hold of you tightly / File suit in Cali, wig out daily and nightly / Ice ice Romney / Ice ice Romney  (wrcbtv.com) (135)
(Wall Street Journal) Followup De Niro apologizes for First Lady Joke. Still no apology for the Fokkers movies  (blogs.wsj.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Obvious "As for the killing of bin Laden, Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Portraying this as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are"  (rove.com) (297)
(WorldNetDaily) Asinine Sheriff Joe to media: Where the hell are you going? I've got tons more on Obama, so you just get those damn cameras back here. Yeah, that's it. Look at me... look at me... Don't stop now, goddamit, I'm almost there  (wnd.com) (88)
(Washington Post) Scary Rush Limbaugh is about to witness the firepower of the fully armed and George Soros funded Media Matters battle station  (washingtonpost.com) (293)
(WHJJ) Spiffy Get RI's goofball Governor Linc Chafee's soundbites as ringtones  (920whjj.com) (7)
(Think Progress) Obvious AP report shows that in 36 years of data, there isn't a single shred of evidence that shows more drilling reduces gas prices  (thinkprogress.org) (77)
(The Atlantic) Sad Why is The Daily Show more effective than The Mainstream Media at reporting news like defunding UNESCO? Stewart recognizes governmental madness and absurdity, while MSM takes it as axiomatic in their "objective" reporting  (theatlantic.com) (135)
(MSNBC) Obvious Four in ten Americans set to burst into flames upon entering church because they think there's too much religion in politics  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (144)
(Bloomberg) Followup Remember how Wall Street abandoned President Obama because of his "class warfare" and Nazisocialism? Yeah, no they didn't. They always back the winner  (bloomberg.com) (50)
(National Confidential) Stupid Professional troll/Romney backer Ann Coulter suggests that now's the time to go after Obama's children  (nationalconfidential.com) (210)
(Hot Air) Asinine California Union wants to force parental school volunteers to unionize. But remember, it's all about the children  (hotair.com) (207)
(Philly.com) Obvious New Jersey figures out a way to create more homeless people  (philly.com) (82)
(Media Matters) Fail Fox News decides Saint Ronald Reagan never apologized for America. Yeah, about that  (mediamatters.org) (102)

Wed March 21, 2012
(The Raw Story) Dumbass Romney: Bush saved U.S. from another Great Depression, Godzilla  (rawstory.com) (185)
(Huffington Post) Sad It's OK, I just got some spray-tan in my eyes  (huffingtonpost.com) (120)
(Huffington Post) Interesting In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court affirms that your constitutional right to a lawyer actually guarantees you someone vaguely competent at their job, and not some random idiot who barely passed the Bar Exam  (huffingtonpost.com) (138)
(Boing Boing) Cool Obama uses ASL to communicate with a deaf man. GOP immediately attacks him for not speaking English  (boingboing.net) (208)
(Daily Kos) Amusing "Newt gave the etch-a-sketch to a kid in the front row and said, 'You can now be a presidential candidate.'"  (dailykos.com) (84)
(Political Wire) Unlikely Romney adviser compares Mitt's campaign to an Etch-A-Sketch: "You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again"  (politicalwire.com) (219)
(Think Progress) Fail WI Justice David "The Strangler" Prosser tries to derail the ethics case against him by demanding all the witness recuse themselves. Stalin approves  (thinkprogress.org) (108)
(National Review) Fail The politics of oil and Obama's complete and utter inability to understand it  (nationalreview.com) (205)
(Yahoo) Asinine Chicago lawmaker caught on tape by the FBI accepting a bribe, still wins his party's primary with 76% of the vote. Officials say this being Chicago, the bribery charged may actually have helped him  (news.yahoo.com) (45)
(Some NCSE) Asinine Tennessee passes bill to set the stage for "Scopes Trial II: Controversy Boogaloo"  (ncse.com) (252)
(Boston.com) Followup Idaho lawmaker sponsoring anti-abortion bill can't figure out why everyone's so upset by his suggestion that doctors should call bullshiat on women claiming their pregnancy was caused by rape  (boston.com) (123)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart demands Barack Obama apologize for the fact that Tom Hanks and Glenn Frey appeared on stage with a man in an Afro wig at a 2004 fundraiser for St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades, California  (breitbart.com) (117)
(The Hill) Obvious President Obama has no plans to mark the two-year anniversary of Obamacare this Friday. Wonder why he'd ignore a chance to celebrate such a momentous, historic event?  (thehill.com) (103)
(Townhall) Sad Conservative, Republican or Caucasian who behaves like Sharpton would have already been fired from the network he worked for and asked to a Beer Summit to be told how stupidly he acted  (townhall.com) (83)
(Fox News) Scary Not News: If I were the Devil speech perfectly describes the decay of modern-day America. Fark: Speech was given in 1965. "In other words, if I were Satan, I'd just keep on doing what he's doing"  (nation.foxnews.com) (274)
(Some Guy) Amusing Rick Perry, Dream Gynecologist  (wtsp.com) (36)
(Crooks & Liars) Followup The Debt has increased more under Obama than under Bush. And if you stop reading right there, you'll have a pretty good fw:fw:fw:fw email from your nutty uncle  (crooksandliars.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Bristol Palin: "Whar's MY apology, Fartbongo???". Addicting Info: "Two things. One, it isn't the same thing. Two, he came to your defense back in 2008, so please STFU"  (addictinginfo.org) (174)
(Courier Post) Interesting Senator Menendez trails Gene Eric (R) by 7 points in New Jersey. Good thing Gene Eric (R) isn't running  (courierpostonline.com) (19)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious GOP race awaits winner, energy, fervor, rational thought  (wrcbtv.com) (72)
(Huffington Post) Sick Arizona GOP legislator says women should have to watch an abortion before having one, though the state doesn't currently have the funds to buy that many "According to Jim" DVDs  (huffingtonpost.com) (514)
(USA Today) Stupid Payday lenders are responsible for more than a quarter million dollars of Mitt Romney's Super PAC contributions. Hope he read the fine print on those rates  (usatoday.com) (93)
(Washington Post) Amusing Rep. Walter Jones (R-ight twice a day) says America is relying on "Uncle Chang" to fund military operations in Afghanistan  (washingtonpost.com) (103)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Son of former House of Representatives gets 14 year old drunk, rapes her, has a friend video tape the event, drops her off in the lawn, and walks away with a midemeanor charge two months later. For some reason people have a problem with this  (dailykos.com) (183)
(Some Guy) Interesting Everything wrong with the Private Prison industry right here: We even have more people locked up than China-and China is a "police state" with four times our population  (cagle.com) (160)

Tue March 20, 2012
(Whats up, Doc?) Hero One doctor speaks out against transvaginal ultrasound. "If you are forced to enter an image into the patient chart, ultrasound the bedsheets and enter 'poor acoustic window...plus, I'm not a rapist'"  (whatever.scalzi.com) (292)
(Crooks & Liars) Dumbass Old woman hurts herself in a fall. Refuses treatment because "I don't want Obamacare to get all of my information" & "I don't want any of my money going to the Muslim Brotherhood". Guess what happened to her?  (crooksandliars.com) (306)
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Will Santorum be awash in defeat? Will Romney sweep the state? Will voters remember Gingrich and the other guy? It's your official Illinois Primary discussion thread. No word on who the dead will vote for  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (200)
(The New York Times) Cool U.S. dumps toxic mortgages it bought back when we were trying to avoid a recession. Your grandchildren will have to pay off the ... uh... $25,000,000,000 profit the Treasury just landed on that deal. Wait, win?  (nytimes.com) (127)
(Washington Post) Interesting According to an estimate by Congress' official tax analysts, the "Buffett rule" tax on the rich would raise just $31b over 11 years. Or something like just another Tuesday of the defense budget  (washingtonpost.com) (224)
(Politico) Amusing Newt Gingrich, the man who wants to run the country like a lean mean machine in the black, is in the red already  (politico.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Followup Author of the "Don't Re-N*g in 2012" bumper sticker: "I'm not racist...[the N word] means a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person." Well, glad she cleared that up  (care2.com) (312)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Intent on going down in the biggest blaze of glory ever, Rick Santorum now taking shots at President Obama's parenting skills  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(Huffington Post) Stupid The sponsor of the Idaho mandatory ultrasound bill suggested women might falsely use rape as an excuse to obtain an abortion. Of course the bill passed  (huffingtonpost.com) (156)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Newt Gingrich demands Barack Obama apologize for a joke Robert DeNiro made about GOP first ladies  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Think Progress) Ironic Donald Trump: "Windmills are horrible, noisy and disgusting"  (thinkprogress.org) (208)
(CBS News) Interesting CBS: National debt rose more under Obama than Bush; also, the Pirates are a bigger joke than the Royals and Justin Bieber is way lamer than Shaun Cassidy  (cbsnews.com) (316)
(Grantland) Silly In a video that could prove devastating to his campaign, it's revealed that Santorum like to pull it hard and to the left  (grantland.com) (43)
(NJ.com) Obvious Public employee unions fear political shift in N.J. Supreme Court. Alternative headline: Public employee unions fear political shift in N.J. Supreme Court will not kowtow to their every whim and give away the statehouse  (nj.com) (74)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane  (breitbart.com) (129)
(CBS News) Dumbass Rick Santorum: "I don't care what the unemployment rate's going to be. Doesn't matter to me. My campaign doesn't hinge on unemployment rates and growth rate". RIP Santorum Campaign 6/6/11-3/20/12  (cbsnews.com) (142)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Santorum: "Living outside of Christian morals leads to anarchy"  (thinkprogress.org) (222)
(Some Guy) Weird Rick Santorum admits to killing kittens: "The devil pulled me into lust. I would stare at screens, magazines, my hand...but now I'm free. I'm free of the devil's grip"  (freewoodpost.com) (184)
(Washington Free Beacon) Asinine Watch congressman Markey say the President has nothing to do with rising gas prices and then watch him blame a different President a few years ago for rising gas prices  (freebeacon.com) (127)
(Yahoo) Amusing How over is it for Ron Paul? In Puerto Rico, he lost to Fred Karger, a former actor who bills himself as "The first openly gay Republican presidential candidate"  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(GQ) Obvious Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever  (gq.com) (150)
(Some Guy) Hero A member of the California Board of Equalization is seeking an author to his bill that would limit sales tax on gasoline to the first $4 per gallon  (scvnews.com) (55)
(Pensito) Scary U.S. 'free enterprise' employer-based health insurance system 'coming apart at the seams'  (pensitoreview.com) (116)
(Salon) Fail Republicans, finally facing facts that their war on birth control is ill-conceived, now seek to challenge and corrupt the Violence Against Women Act  (salon.com) (257)
(Fox News) Amusing Elle MacPherson explains why she's an Obama supporter: "I'm socialist, what do you expect?"  (nation.foxnews.com) (230)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Santorum spending Illinois primary night in Gettysburg, where all Southern strategies generally end up sooner or later  (wrcbtv.com) (29)
(Some Radio Guy) Sick So, think you're reached your capacity for outrage with the Roman Catholic Church already?  (rnw.nl) (94)
(CBC) Fail Great moments in campaign bus design - Canadian Edition  (cbc.ca) (57)
(Think Progress) Stupid New Hampshire house passes bill that mandates a 24-hour waiting period before an abortion and requires doctors to give women "informational materials" that erroneously link abortions to breast cancer  (thinkprogress.org) (257)

Mon March 19, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious "Yes, Mr. President, that makes a lot of sense. Your regulations and unconstitutional executive orders have caused the price of gas to skyrocket. So, you do control gas prices. Want examples? I'll give you five"  (townhall.com) (277)
(YouTube) Strange Nicolas Sarkozy speaks out about shooting tragedy in Fr--OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN'S FACE  (youtube.com) (71)
(Daily Herald) Hero Two guys start making out at a Santorum rally. Crowd chants "USA USA" as the two are ejected. Santorum horrified by the incident, yet confused by the tingling in his pants  (dailyherald.com) (306)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Tennessee GOP lawmakers say that women who get abortions should have their age, race, county, marital status, education, # of children, and # of pregnancies made public. Presumably for economic growth and jobs  (huffingtonpost.com) (552)
(AZCentral) Followup Looks like Sheriff Joe is going the full Orly on all this birth certificate stuff  (azcentral.com) (346)
(Media Matters) Obvious The Fox News graphic on taxes paid per gallon of gas was not intended to be a factual statement  (mediamatters.org) (144)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Peacetime martial law now OK. Which guy was going to suspend elections for an indefinite presidency again? Hope, Change, etc  (huffingtonpost.com) (111)
(Some Guy) Obvious You're not going to believe this, but Republicans and Democrats have their own set of "facts" on how the economy is doing  (today.yougov.com) (97)
(Some Guy) Hero Sen. Scott Brown on Santorum Secret Service: "It's the first time he's actually ever used protection"  (mega949.com) (91)
(Pajamas Media) Stupid Grainy 25-year-old video shows Michelle Obama sitting in a Harvard hallway. Finally the smoking gun we've all been waiting for  (pjmedia.com) (334)
(CNN) Hero States lower taxes for first time in a decade. Suck it, Libs  (economy.money.cnn.com) (140)
(USA Today) Spiffy ObamaCare saved nearly 4-million seniors $2.16-billion in prescription medication costs last year. Praise be to Socialism  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (193)
(Politico) Interesting Sen. Marco Rubio's (R-FL) memoir, "An American Son," will now be published on June 19 instead of in October, as previously planned. Why ever would he do such a thing?  (politico.com) (136)
(Sarah Hoyt) Obvious "If you truly believe refusing to force employers to pay for birth control is a war on women, then you are fragile little flowers who deserve to experience life practically anywhere else in the world"  (accordingtohoyt.com) (555)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Santorum doubles down on porn. Giggity  (huffingtonpost.com) (196)
(IndyStar) Dumbass Those sexually explicit emails I sent my secretary were all part of a brilliant plan to expose corruption. You should all be thanking me  (indystar.com) (107)
(Huffington Post) Obvious John McCain says Republicans need to "get off" the issue of birth control and "respect the right of women to make choices." If only this guy would run for President, or something  (huffingtonpost.com) (101)
(Fox News) Asinine Three years into the Most Transparent Administration Ever, how many states get an "A" grade for transparency, accountability, and low corruption? How does "zero" sound? And you'll never guess who actually ranks highest  (foxnews.com) (91)
(The Atlantic) Ironic Who was the most fiscally conservative president in the last 30 years? Hint: It's not any of the ones who talked the most about fiscal responsibility  (theatlantic.com) (273)
(Some Guy) Amusing Well, good for Garry Trudeau. It kinda makes you wonder though... what would it look like if other newspaper cartoonists ran abortion stories? Hmmmmm.... I wonder... what would that look like... *cue harp*  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (73)

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