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Sun January 15, 2012
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jon Huntsman drops out of GOP race, disappointing his supporter
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(451)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
HA HA
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(202)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: There's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly urinate on corpses
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(431)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich's bold new plan? Fire government employees for being "too liberal." Never mind that it would be breaking the law and get classified as discrimination
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(180)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
U.S. Office of Personnel Management crunches the numbers. If you're a Reagan/Bush small government conservative you're not going to like the result
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(202)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Romney gives unemployed women money from his pocket in what surely wasn't a staged campaign event
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(193)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If corporations are people, doesn't that make Mitt Romney a serial killer?
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(98)
 


Sat January 14, 2012
(Network World)
 
 
 
Obama on SOPA: I kind of oppose it....well, certain parts of it at least. And if it passes I shall give it a thought of whether to veto it or not.....but I will most likely sign it
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(366)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust"
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(90)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now?
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(220)
 


Fri January 13, 2012
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally. Incontrovertible proof that John Edwards' heart IS defective
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(79)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You can't win, Republicans. If you strike RON PAUL down, Libertarianism shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
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(210)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rick Perry tried to call on a mannequin during a Q&A session today. Finally, a fair fight
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(108)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why Germany is thriving while much of Europe faces economic collapse
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(344)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Rasmussen poll shows that Romney is Santoruming all over Gingrich
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum says he should be the Republican nominee because Mitt Romney isn't crazy enough to mobilize Republican voters. No, really, that's what he said
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(47)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You know how police have been harassing people for filming instances police misconduct with their smartphones? Well it looks like the Obama Administration may finally be doing something about that
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(184)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Media: The GOP needs to stop being beholden to the fringe people called 'conservatives' and shift towards the left, where most Americans are. Facts: 41% of Americans identify as Conservative, 21% as Liberal and 35% Moderate
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(280)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
60 senators won't meet with activists to talk about PIPA, the Senate version of the Stop Online Piracy Act. Will yours?
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(60)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich gets the coveted "Crazy writer who believes in the apocalypse and wrote a bunch of books about it " endorsement
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So, we're not taxing churches because...why now?
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(216)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"
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(125)
 
(Some Extremist)
 
 
 
Christian extremists rewrite the Constitution, and you're not in it
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(113)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ron Paul says he and his supporters are "nibbling at the heels" of Mitt Romney, making Romney the first candidate in US history to be in danger of being nibbled to death by dicks
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(58)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Rep. Lamar Smith, author of SOPA legislation, is a copyright violator
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(92)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans very happy with Romney/Paul/Huntsman three-way, relieved that Santorum is dropping behind
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Tea Party is dead
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(177)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time
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(225)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Syrian state media chooses a soundtrack for their pro-Assad propaganda video
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(23)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
There's one state where even Ron Paul won't campaign for Ron Paul, and his grassroots staff aren't even sure Ron Paul will show up for the CNN debate
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's sixth prime minister in the last five years shuffles cabinet, deck chairs
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(7)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rom-ney (v). 1. to defecate in terror
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(232)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: Government is too big, there are too many agencies, we need to cut, cut, CUT. Obama: Here's a starter list of six agencies I want to eliminate. Republicans: OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT
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(203)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
"I'm in the top 1%. I can't imagine saying, no, I'm not going to take this opportunity to make more money because I'm going to have to pay more of it to the federal government. I mean, that's -- that's nuts"
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(286)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Iran steps over the line US may be forced to mark them a zero. There are rules
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(117)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich ad attacks Mitt Romney for being able to speak French. What else isn't Romney telling us? The guy can probably read and add, too
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(154)
 


Thu January 12, 2012
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney: any focus on the massive wealth gap is just "envy." He then proceeded to consume a kilo of beluga caviar in front of a homeless man, pausing to burble, "Ugh. I don't know if I can finish this"
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorta news: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Republican primary. Fark: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Democratic primary
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(135)
 
(Some Gay Preacher)
 
 
 
"Homosexuality is the only sinful behavior that has a cultural identity and movement surrounding it," Tom said fiercely
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(265)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Good idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool for donations to the Red Cross and emergency services during a wildfire. Bad idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool betting on how much land will burn
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(50)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oy. Freunlaven. Jerry Lewis retires with the hurting and the earmarks and the redistricting and the thing. Oh, Dean... Dean
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(22)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Upon learning that he's polling at 5% in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert hints that he may join the race for the GOP presidential nomination because why the hell not?
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(147)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
All those that made illegal recess appointments, please step forward. Whoa, not so fast there, Mr. President
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(210)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli courts uphold law denying citizenship to Palestinian spouses of Israelis in order to preserve Jewish purity. You know who else had marriage laws aimed at preserving purity?
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(481)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The new rules of war are; 1. Kill the enemy 2. Make sure they are dead. 3. Be nice to them
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(263)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Glitch" caused by the new Wisconsin redistricting map placed voters in Africa
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The GOP is going to punish Florida for holding an early primary by giving them bad hotel rooms
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: Iraqi immigrants open restaurant in Mass. News: Vandal throws a rock through the window to drive them out. Hero: Veterans show solidarity by organizing a mass patronage of restaurant
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(83)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Constitutional "money as speech" will make Republicans unbeatable. New Hotness: Political donations from dueling billionaires will keep Obama right where he is
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US 10th Circuit Court of Appeals rules that Oklahoma's ban on Sharia law is unconstitutional, then promptly gives the plaintiff the secret Muslim high-five and yells "all hail the coming Caliphate" before ululating wildly
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(122)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
2000 John McCain steps out of time machine to call Citizens United "one of the worst decisions I have ever seen"
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don't ask, don't tell the Oklahoma national guard
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coming energy wars mean Americans are likely to discover where the South China Sea and the Caspian are in the next few years
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(68)
 
(PoliGu.com)
 
 
 
Answer some questions, find your Republican candidate
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(164)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney picks up a key endorsement from John Bolton. Wait, this is supposed to be good news for Romney?
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: The only reason anyone would talk about inequality is the "politics of envy". Reality: Everybody but the 1% have been getting hosed for decades
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(167)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
The number of employees who claim they have witnessed improper contributions to campaigns and parties has gone up since 2010. Fark: By 400%
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(22)
 
(LA Activist)
 
 
 
This may shock some of you so make sure you're sitting down: A politician lied
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(40)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck delivers a monologue from bed, complete with a mini-chalkboard, and a box of Twinkies. Who wouldn't want to watch that? (With video craziness)
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(54)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news: Congressman rips into SOPA bill, defends Google. News: A Republican congressman. Fark: The chairman of the House Oversight Committee and 11 year member of the House Judiciary Committee
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a dark world where the Vulture King of a secret cult is poised to begin his unholy reign, only one man can now stand against him. He is humanity's last hope. He is Newt Gingrich
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(71)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
That same-sex marriage you and your partner travelled to Canada for? Canada doesn't acknowledge it as valid if your home country still hates the gheys, but thanks for the money you spent there anyway
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(139)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No
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(377)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do you use Hulu? DHS thinks you might be a terrorist
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gingrich going full Derpcon 1 in South Carolina
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(101)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mississippi judge unpardons 21 convicts
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(111)
 


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Pentagon wants to "lower the temperature" when it comes to Iran. Preferably to absolute zero
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(72)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
House GOP plans to introduce a measure condemning the President's recess appointments...as soon as they return from recess
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(138)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe did us all the favor of filming himself conspiring to commit felony vote fraud in New Hampshire yesterday
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(297)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet pledges to match the GOP dollar for dollar in donations to reduce the debt - except for Mitch McConnell, who he'll match 3-1
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(222)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Santorum won't be on all Ohio ballots. So if you live in Ohio, wear gloves to the polls just in case
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court takes a break from its busy schedule of stripping consumer protections, empowering corporations, and nullifying property rights to decide that employees can be fired for lacking religion
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(259)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
I, for one, look forward to serving under President British Petroleum
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(141)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert says Mitt Romney's opponents are piling on him like Newt on a younger, healthier wife
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(38)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Jon Huntsman: "Politics isn't really a humanitarian cause." Well, duh
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Has Rick Santorum Gone Soft On Gays?" So..many..jokes, can't..pick..just..one
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romney's "I used to worry about getting fired too" line reveals that in his own mind, he believes he's a self-made man. Which is a problem because "delusional" is a bad thing for a president to be
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(187)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Just one more step in the destruction of America. That has to be the goal. No one could make this many mistakes
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(167)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Actual question: Will Hispanics warm to Romney? Better question: Will humans warm to Romney?
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(57)
 
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair
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(42)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda"
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(133)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You know it must be a bad crop of GOP presidential candidates if Stephen Colbert is polling at 5% in South Carolina when he's not even running
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having solved all the city's problems and determined to crush southern California's last remaining thriving business, LA City Council votes 11-1 to require condoms in porn productions
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
73% of Protestant pastors reject evolution. You know, even the Pope accepts evolution, and he is old enough to have seen it in action
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(209)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north
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(46)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro endorses a robot for President of the United States, completely unaware of the 58% chance of a fatal robot attack
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the Squid Wars have
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama says she's she tired of being tagged with the "angry black woman" stereotype; and that she just MIGHT have to break a foot off in somebody's ass if they don't knock it off
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(409)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Campaign signs no longer work
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(103)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It turns out McCain didn't want to be President
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(100)
 


Tue January 10, 2012
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
This Super Bowl half-time special is brought to you by aborted fetuses and Terry Randall for president
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(207)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC
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(126)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum have now officially alienated everyone on the internet
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(182)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NEW HAMPSHIRE election results, updated in near-realtime. FARK: Bachmann has ALMOST as many votes as Perry
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(483)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
While Republican clowns continue their squabble and puffery, Obama has officially declared World War IV over. Wait, World War IV?
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(145)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Republican gubernatorial candidate claims to have an Economics degree. Conveniently omits that it is a Home Economics degree
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(42)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney attempts to connect with voters as only Mitt Romney can: "This is the college football night"
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which members of Congress are against SOPA? The list might surprise you. She's there, and he's there, and he's there, and so is she
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(127)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"
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(50)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
67% of South Carolina voters believe "only people are people," so why should it be that you and I get along so awfully?
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's not a Socialist. Just ask the Socialists
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(226)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Majority of conservatives don't not absolutely hate Mitt Romney, more than likely anyway. At least when push comes to shove, he's okay. Not a flesh eating virus or anything
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(74)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum leads the GOP field. In blinking
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(62)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
With a half-century of experience as a witness to liberal media bias, I'm not easily shocked or outraged by current displays of it, but George Stephanopoulos deserves special notoriety for his disgraceful performance Saturday night
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(196)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to Obamacare, Texans are owed $160 million in rebates from health insurers because they spend more than 20% on administrative overhead (e.g. lobbying, executive pay, etc). Guess who is trying to block this payout: The State of Texas
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(118)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"But since then, [The Heritage Foundation] has come a long way in defense policy analysis, all of it downward." OH SNAP
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(80)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
That forced laughter you hear? That's the Romney-Bot schadenfreude subroutine being executed in response to Jon Huntsman failing to qualify for the Arizona ballot
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats unleash the Bain Kraken
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(218)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia borrows a page from Iran's playbook
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(10)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Five people conservatives should blame if Mitt Romney wins
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(50)
 
(ChristianWire)
 
 
 
At least someone is happy about the GOP field: Satan
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(60)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Guess which government now labels groups that oppose it as 'radicals'. Is it: A) Syria, B) Venezuela or C) Canada
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(74)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Outgoing Mississippi governor notes the lack of news stories concerning Southern Governors doing crazy things. Fixes that problem the only way he knows how
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(95)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The voters of Dixville Notch, NH are famed for being the first town in the country to vote. So who got the most votes this morning? Barack Obama
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dixville Notch has spoken, and them two mormon fellas are in the lead
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(155)
 


Mon January 09, 2012
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Far left socialist declares that the Republicans are screwed because all their candidates are idiots. Oh wait, it's Michelle Malkin
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(161)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Santorum on why Iran shouldn't have nukes: "They're a theocracy. They have deeply embedded beliefs that the afterlife is better than this life." Clearly, Santorum is jealous
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(186)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Santorum voices support for SOPA-like Internet regulation. He doesn't endorse the use of SOPA, but pirates clearly annoy him
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When even Rick "Uh...I forgot. Oops" Perry is able to get off some jokes because of what you said, then you know you've done goofed
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(56)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leon Panetta lets it slip that Iran is indeed developing nuclear capabilities
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(175)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh: Obama presidency is reparations for slavery and Jim Crow
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
What has two thumbs and just raked in $8.5M for his Senate re-election campaign?
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Early polling rumors indicate that Romney will take first place in New Hampshire, and second place will go to RON PA--sorry, wait, it will go to...Jon Huntsman. Who?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's brand of "job creation" directly resulted in the folding of at least five companies and the loss of thousands of jobs. But that's okay, because Romney's venture capital made hundreds of millions on the deals
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case anyone cares, Newt Gingrich gets the all-important "former first dude of Alaska" endorsement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart." -Gov. Chris Christie to your mom
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Mitt Romney never wanted to run for President, which is why he has been doing it for the last seven years
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Huntsman has momentum, but lacks time, crazy
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
In response to Georgia plan to drug-test welfare recipients, state lawmaker submits bill to require drug testing for state legislators. Hilarity ensues
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Ap's fact check of the latest GOP debate finds that there MAY have been a few actual, verifiable facts uttered by the candidates, though they are still checking on whether somebody's real name could really be "Newt Gingrich"
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(Red Dog Report)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual "Oh no, $5 gas prices are coming" whining once again, just like they did in 2011...and 2010...and 2009
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California state legislator pleads it-was-the-tumor-what-done-it in $2500 shoplifting case
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservatives are outraged over the conspiracy between Google and the MSM to smear Santorum, noting that Google is trading at $666 (yes, really)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in politics if you have a mortgage. Now watch this drive"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently Fartbongo's death panels and kenyanized medicine have New Hampshire wingnuts all petered out as their battle cry heading into 2012 is a collective "meh"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas
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