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Sun December 25, 2011
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Testy, cantankerous racist Ron Paul storms out of interview after CNN reporter asks entirely reasonable and germane questions. Just kidding, uncut version of interview shows Paul left because the interview was over
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Go Daddy went
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Sat December 24, 2011
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich declares war on Virginia. Much like our Lord Jesus who fought alongside General Washington to defeat the Decepticons for control of the New World
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
War on Christmas enters new and dangerous stage as Obama attempts to destroy it by wearing its name out
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann comes out against the payroll tax cut, right after the GOP approved an extension of it. It's nice to see she doesn't have an opinion on anything until after the fact
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boehner's extension facing hard time in caucus
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(68)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Trump switches his voter registration from 'Republican' to 'Unaffiliated' just in case the GOP fails to nominate a candidate who can defeat Obama
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(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Twas an Occupier Christmas at Fox News. They report. And deride
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) outraged at Department of Justice's attempt to infringe on her 10th Amendment right to infringe on her constituent's 15th Amendment rights
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Second sentence of Politifact mailbag article: "Of roughly 1,500 e-mails we received, nearly all criticized our choice." About half the e-mails Politifact published: "Thank you, Politifact"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann heckled by gay robot. Subby, for one, welcomes our new fabulous robot overlords
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama denies being "Spock-like". Clinton celebrates being Kirk-like. Biden celebrates being one of those red-shirt guys
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No Virginia, there is not a Rick Perry
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(92)
 


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"
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(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama signs Boehner's extension
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's check in and see how things are going for Kentucky's taxpayer-subsidized creationist themepark
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(275)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How social conservatives blew it in Iowa... not that there's anything wrong with that
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Happy holidays from Fox News, where President Obama is a "skinny, ghetto crackhead"
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(235)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Indiana's GOP Secretary of State finally reveals undisputed case of voter fraud
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wife of ex-congressman from Queens has a little Weiner
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(42)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The controversy over his newletters has caused Ron Paul's popularity to surge among certain parts of the electorate. Unfortunately for him, it's the parts made up of people that shout things like "white power"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gingrich campaign on Calista: "We're waiting to unleash her". Complete with creepy Calista waiting to be unleashed pic
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(118)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Boehner: "If you can get this fixed, why not uh, why not do the right thing for the American people - even though it's not exactly what we want?"
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(114)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this chestnut before: Female governor could be VP candidate for GOP
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(77)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Is Obama administration probe of Sheriff Joe a ploy for Hispanic votes? Aquí venga la política
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Edwards requests that his trial start be delayed because of an undisclosed "medical condition" which may or may not involve his hair
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(111)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What time is it when the leading "fact checker" declares its "Lie of the Year" comes from a liberal? Why, it's time to begin questioning whether "fact checkers" do more harm than good, of course
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Thu December 22, 2011
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's holiday TV ad: "Let's put our differences aside"
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(265)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor invites President Obama to negotiations on Capitol Hill, says "He could bring his dog" because I'm pet friendly. Ummmm, whatever you're into Mr Cantor
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota apologize for forcing Amy Koch to have an affair and threatening "the institution of marriage"
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(151)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
House Republicans cave to outside pressure, agree to compromise with Democrats. This is not a repeat from ever
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(282)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
McConnell, hoping for extension, disappoints and deflates Boehner
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Romney sticks the landing on the rarely seen triple flip: We should have invaded, we shouldn't have invaded, and we shouldn't leave
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ace reporters uses their crack sleuthing skills to A) uncover government corruption B) investigate the shady dealings of congressional leaders C) ruin Sasha and Malia's Christmas
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(90)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Showing his masterful grasp of American political history, Newt Gingrich challenges Mitt Romney to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate. Tiebreakers to include ba'ar wrasslin', rail spilttin' and axe throwin'
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(95)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Karl Rove joins the list of pinko commie lie-brals who believe the GOP is taking the wrong tack when dealing with the income tax break
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top ten dumb Obama administration quotes for 2011. Surprisingly, Biden only appears twice
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who said democracy was dead? Meet Vermin Supreme, presidential candidate
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(26)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Why does anyone like Ron Paul? Because they're batshiat insane, that's why
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(344)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Like Clinton before him, but even more so, Obama is a neo-liberal, not a New Deal liberal, and the difference between the two is as big as the difference between night and day"
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(120)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The border fence has stopped the single greatest threat to our nation cold in its tracks: bears
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maricopa Country sheriffs office is sued over its surgical bondage fetish
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies, there is nothing wrong with your vaginas. Do not attempt to adjust your vaginas. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from your inner organs to the Ohio state capitol
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(204)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Boehner's office cuts off CSPAN cameras to try and hide Republicans walking out on payroll tax cut vote
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(427)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Matt Damon dismisses Barack Obama as 'one-term President'
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Wed December 21, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Macaca, v2.0: George Allen, thinking his mic is off, describes a Facebook townhall meeting as "torturous"
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(68)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's an entire universe of photos that Slate could've selected from to illustrate their article titled, "Why do nipples harden in the cold?" And from that universe they chose one...of Rep. Barney Frank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in case you forgot about his jewelry fetish, NewtGingrich.com redirects you to the website of Tiffany & Co
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Politics tab headlines
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(58)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
A Navy tradition caught up with the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' today when two women sailors became the first to share the coveted "first kiss" on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea
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(489)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP so principled against giving regular Joes tax cuts that they walk off the House floor to prevent vote
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(513)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know it's bad when even the WSJ editorial page turns on the GOP-led congress
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(121)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
So, if the Tea Party wants a president who will actually do things, Newt's their guy
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(102)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen Sheila Jackson Lee (D-eeeeeeeerp) make a case for scrapping the Constitution and vesting dictatorial powers to the Executive office
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(171)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you may not know about Jon Huntsman. Conspicuously missing from the list: He's running for president
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(33)
 
(Mercatus Center)
 
 
 
#Occupy Their Lawn might be the move, what with the bluehairs soaking up half the federal budget in two decades' time
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(45)
 
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin
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(83)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Politifact's Lie of the Year widely criticized among right-wing blogosphere. Oh it was a Democratic lie and liberals are upset? Never mind
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(241)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Far from turning the town of Wukan into a smoking crater, Chinese authorities are actually caving in to the town's demands and are giving them their prisoners and some of their land back
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(21)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Old and busted: North Korea. New hotness: Baja East China
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(58)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Senator Coburn presents his Golden Fle-- I mean, Wastebook awards
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Profiles in courage: presidential candidates who decry, but do nothing to stop the outside organizations that spend millions of dollars to attack their opponents
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(18)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Republican battle over the payroll tax cut is great news for Obama, whose political enemies are making him look really, really good
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans
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(113)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich's attack on the judicial system is a canny attempt to gain support from Dominionists who want to overturn the US political system and replace it with a Christian theocracy
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(101)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Faced with the prospect of voting for a sociopathic Catholic womanizer or a flip-flopping Mormon cultist, Evangelicals are getting desperate
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(50)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
The third annual 50 best political quotes of 2011
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(47)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson (?-NM) naders the 2012 presidential election
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(167)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Claus challenged by U.S., other nations for widespread child privacy violations, considered a flight risk
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(15)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
For the record, Schoolhouse Rocks' "I'm Just A Bill" does not anywhere mention House-Senate conference committees or what happens if the House and Senate disagree on a bill
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(102)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When a man in a camouflage coat grabs your hand in an Iowa grocery store and calls you 'a farking asshole' to your face, it might be time to take stock of your position in the state
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Tue December 20, 2011
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The latest Soros-funded cartoonishly evil left-wing liberal organization to wage war on Christmas is....The National Rifle Association?
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(124)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR readers would ratify four amendments to the Constitution, which can be summarized as "they want it to read 'We the people' instead of 'We the corporations'"
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(242)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
SOPA hearing set for tomorrow postponed "due to House schedule"
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says it's not too late to send her more money
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(111)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Secaucus woman accuses state senator of asking her if she wanted to Secauc
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden makes the "jaw dropping" gaffe of providing a nuanced, factually true answer on the Afghan war that sounds a little wierd to those with a limited grasp of basic geopoltical facts
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(202)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House GOP finally meets a tax cut they don't like
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(212)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL
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(117)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Christopher Hitchens didn't actually take enough brave positions to justify his dickishness
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(127)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when Senate Republicans are calling House Republicans intransigent asshats
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(130)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
...and the all-out offensive against Ron Paul from establishment Republicans has begun
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(267)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
That racist Ron Paul newsletter that Ron Paul says he never authored, strange how he originally defended what it said and didn't say he didn't write it
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(332)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Man publishes 200-page book of nothing but blank pages: 'Everything Obama Knows About The Economy', because 'get it' it's so funny and original. HURRRR *snort*
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(202)
 


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Outgoing Congressman Barney Frank (D-Cups) dresses down for his final days of work
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(142)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
It now looks like Newt was just another Republican flavor of the month
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(298)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP rep compares John Boehner to William Wallace, says that the payroll tax cut is their "Braveheart moment". Apparently, none of them saw how that movie ended for Mr. Wallace
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(177)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a lot you don't know about Rick Santorum. So come on, let's wipe away the misconceptions, wade through all the froth, and get right down to the bottom of this man
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(133)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
"Warning: Massachusetts Border 500 Feet"
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(215)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Noted election prophet Nate Silver has some VERY INTERESTING predictions for the Iowa Caucus
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(516)
 
(WMAL Washington)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich can't seem to get enough signatures to have his name on the Virginia ballot while Mitt Romney shows off video from his smartphone of alllllll his signatures. Bonus: filmed in Mitt Romney's kitchen
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(67)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
By mocking Tim Tebow and giving Mormonism a pass, it's obvious that the Soros-funded Saturday Night SNL Live wants a 2012 race between the atheist antichrist Muslim currently in the White house and the follower of an alien moon god
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(181)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Cutting welfare spending dramatically, I don't think will hurt the poor," Says the man who didn't even know what Medicaid was the day before
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out" Herman Cain said to one of his mistresses as he blamed the 'liberal media' for his failed presidential campaign
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(113)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
It's not even 2012, but the majority of America wishes the presidential election campaign was over with
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(120)
 
(BattleSwarm)
 
 
 
Besides dying recently, both Vaclav Havel and Christopher Hitchens have something else in common: both were attacked by Noam Chomsky. Tag is for them. not him
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(213)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: "I have to expose Gingrich" Now I have to scrub with brainbleach after that mental picture
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(64)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Make no mistake about it, liberals from within the Republican party will destroy RON PAUL
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is why SOPA will probably get voted for by the Judiciary Committee. Enjoy
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(143)
 

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