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Sun November 27, 2011
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do liberals ignore the fact that Obama has not kept his campaign promises? Bonus: Written by a liberal
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(428)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you like Ayn Rand? Neither does anyone else, but here's a clip of her saying insane shiat in a calm voice
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(412)
 
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Fifteen people showed up to a Michele Bachmann event in Iowa
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(167)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Since ICE has apparently rounded up all the Mexicans, they've started deporting citizens
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newt picks up key NH newspaper endorsement. Too early for subby to point out that Obama and Gingrich can be rearranged to spell "Magic Brain Hog?"
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Sixties had Bob Dylan and Pete Seeger, the OWS has Miley Cyrus singing protest songs. It's almost enough to make you want to take a bath
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "I'm not trying to put money in people's pockets." At least he's honest
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Sat November 26, 2011
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter says that the protests should be shut down by shooting the protesters like they did at Kent State. Let's show those dirty hippies we mean business
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Reagan Doctrine ought to be revived, renewed and applied by the next occupant of the Oval Office to the clear and present dangers of the 21st century
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(239)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Herman Cain compares himself to Dwight Eisenhower, falls a wee bit short
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(129)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All the fear-mongering about the looming budget "cuts" to the Pentagon. Like so much else in D.C., it turns out to be a load of misleading crap
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(77)
 
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Twenty years later, lawyer determines Ronald Reagan was not criminally liable in the Iran-Contra affair
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(105)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Regarding UC Davis: "I have never seen such an inappropriate and improper use of chemical agents." Of all the stupid, knee-jerk, liberal whining...oh the guy who invented pepper spray said that? Well crap
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(413)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A photo mosaic of OWS
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(213)
 


Fri November 25, 2011
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"It used to be there was at least some mental safety mechanism, some pause for people before they would resort to the ultimate use of force. That one barrier seems to have disappeared"
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(130)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"When I saw this list - and especially the last agenda item - the scales fell from my eyes. Of course these unarmed people would be having the shiat kicked out of them." Syria? Egypt? Guess again
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa police prepare for the anarchist invasion as Republican National Convention comes to town. No, really
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(66)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "The only Republican who is currently showing a tie or occasionally a victory relative to the president is me." Jon Huntsman: "I'm standing right here, Mitt"
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(64)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural"
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(82)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor: "Students should be more active in government." Student tweet: "You suck". Governor: "That's not what I meant--call her school & demand an apology"
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(257)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wife of former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley dies, is not expected to miss any elections as a result
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(34)
 
(Free Lance News)
 
 
 
Unknown candidate drives giant-ass bus into unknown town
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Historian Douglas Brinkley issues a verbal beatdown to uppity Congressman. Now with "shocked and awed" aide photo goodness
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(215)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too
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Thu November 24, 2011
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly on her pepper spray comments: "it's taken out of context, essentially"
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(399)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wild Turkey reaches out to the White House to hire the pardoned turkeys as spokesbirds. "In a manner of direct speaking, we invite the President to give us the bird"
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(35)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Company's actual policy: 'We are not hiring until Obama is gone'. Thanks 'Company America' for helping out with the unemployment situation
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Wed November 23, 2011
(News Hounds)
 
 
 
News Hounds does the impossible and defends Megyn Kelly's "pepper spray is a food product" comment
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(144)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
2 Illinois GOP state legislators go full retard
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(205)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Conservatives: "The Occupy Protests are costing cities $13 million." OWS: "The bailouts cost the taxpayers $700 billion." Conservatives: *crickets*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The intellectual level of debate in the Senate and the House is very low, and it's in that context that Gingrich comes off as more profound than he really is. He is the tallest building in Wichita"
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(70)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great news everyone: There's a new conservative version of "The Daily Show"
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(374)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gingrich argues for a pragmatic solution to the problem of illegal immigration. Probably because those hedges aren't going to trim themselves
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(187)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
At the debate last night, Michele Bachmann either made up a bunch of shiat about Pakistan nuke sites being attacked by terrorists, or she just eloquently showed why she can't be trusted on the House Intelligence Committee
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(150)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You know that woman who miscarried in OWS Seattle? Turns out she might not have been pregnant at all. Or maybe for a month. Three months? Twins?
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(738)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish university's Conservative Student Association burns effigy of Obama because... well, nobody's sure. But they once burned an effigy of Nelson Mandela if that helps explain things?
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(60)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania electoral vote rigging legislation appears to be dead. It's a trick. Get an axe
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: "The TSA should profile young Muslims because they're probably terrorists." Ron Paul: "What if the terrorist looks like Tim McVeigh?" Advantage: RON PAUL
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(397)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon governor imposes moratorium on death penalty for remainder of his term. Still no cure for spending life in Oregon
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(168)
 


Tue November 22, 2011
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American voters finally realize that both sides are bad and we are governed by a pack of feckless children. This is great news for BasilMarceaux.com
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(77)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
There will be no Mrs. President Crazy-eyes
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(130)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How is babby miscarried? By pepper spray and kicks to the belly by Seattle police at Occupy protest
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(707)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Iowa's ultra-conservative, ultra-Christian group Family Leader says it will nominate either Perry, Santorum, Gingrich, or Bachmann
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(412)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reuters has done a careful analysis and has determined that we're not at war with Iran
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Huntsman once more commits heresy; will be burned at the stake during the Republican convention
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(85)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six months after Alabama passes its controversial immigration bill its unemployment rate drops a half of a percentage point, the biggest decline among states
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door
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(76)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"The GOP candidates have appeared on more stages than the road show of 'Cats.' But haven't the debates been great political theater so far? [Tonight's] event shouldn't disappoint"
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(221)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann's intro song on Jimmy Fallon: "Lyin' Ass biatch"
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(280)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP pushed to privatize Medicare during super committee negotiations
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(77)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
To help Republicans understand the Occupy Wall Street movement, here's an explanation from the Cookie Monster
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(305)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama urges Congress not to let tax cuts expire
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gingrich calls for replacing Social Security with private accounts. Also thinks his new "Chuck Taylor kicks" make him look "pretty fly", and says he can't wait to get a piece of the upcoming IPO for Pets.com
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(316)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything
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(411)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the mystery of why Roger Ailes was so pissed off at Sarah Palin
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(85)
 
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Fetal personhood bill aborted in Mississippi looking for immaculate re-conception in Virgin(ia)
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(94)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN Anchor rips John Kerry a new one over the Super Committee's incompetence...yeah, just kidding, she said he sounded "very sexy"
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(55)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"God help us, have we become such a humourless, politically correct...eager-to-please and appease society that a bit of good old-fashioned direct political action is akin to a criminal act?"
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In between the romantic bike rides, beef jerky pow wows, cupcake sessions and football parties, the super committee actually made some headway towards a deal
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidates who have name-dropped Ronald Reagan more often are higher up in the polls. And the one candidate who's never mentioned him? Well, his popularity has declined
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
South Korean legislator respectfully dissents...by firing tear gas at the Speaker. Subby is going to sign-up for C-Span Korea
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama pardoning a bunch of his hippy pothead friends
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(105)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: "Dodd-Frank is destroying Community Banks." Community Banks: "Uh, no. We're actually doing better now." Reality's liberal bias strikes again
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(71)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fox News: Stop whining about being pepper sprayed, it's just a food seasoning. I'm sure Bill O'Reilly would consent to being Gatoradeboarded
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(188)
 


Mon November 21, 2011
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans plan to nullify the courts and establish Christian theocracy. Here's how they want to do it
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(243)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney was a complete tool and buzzkill as a teenager, too
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(41)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to new polling data, the best way to be more informed than a Fox News viewer is to not read any news at all
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(70)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congress: Lol, we'll just undo the automatic budget cuts. Obama: Aw hellz no
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(163)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller says that if we paid attention to what OWS wants "we'd be speaking Cantonese in eight months". The last time I saw logic that tortured it was experiencing Pon Farr
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(200)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
So using Chris Matthews' definition of what is a racist, guess who is a racist
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(189)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney admits deleting records so they wouldn't be used against him later. When asked why he'd delete records if he did nothing wrong, Mitt offered everybody jello and Sprite
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(46)
 
(Heritage Foundation)
 
 
 
While running aroung like a chicken with his head cut off squawking about creating jobs, Obama fails to notice that his signature health care law is doing the exact opposite
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(190)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
For having the red phone to God and all, religious organizations are lobbying the federal government unlike ever before
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the GOP Democrats are gaining an early lock on an important voting bloc, EVERYONE HISPANIC
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(191)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Conservative blogger concerned that secret-Muslim turkeys may be eaten all over America this year
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(270)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman ChildSupport (R-IL): "Veterans who protest don't understand this country"
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(256)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Slash Medicare? Sure. Cut Social Security? Okey dokey. Take a nickel out of the defense budget? DEVASTATING
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(270)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Democrats rewrite their MadLibs talking points, replace "Koch Brothers" with "Grover Norquist" under the [Scary Boogeyman] listings
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(175)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"They are the "Participation Ribbon People" - a generation rewarded and praised simply for showing up. The result of social promotion, time-outs over spanking and the misguided concept that reward is deserved and not earned"
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(428)
 

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