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Sun November 06, 2011
Sat November 05, 2011
Fri November 04, 2011
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Michael Moore gets butthurt at a OWS event when a reporter points out that he is in the 1% |
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US General relieved from Afghanistan duty after saying Afghans are unreliable, ungrateful, and just waiting for an excuse for war with the US |
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VP Biden finally unleashes his secret weapon against terrified Republicans: Trying to be nice |
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USDA: We should make school lunches healthier, How about less french fries, pizza and salt. US Congress: Whoa there, Slim Goodbody |
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Unemployment's down to 9%, so Congress was finally able to focus on passing the important stuff like the America's Cup Act |
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Herman Cain: "I am a Koch brother from another mother." Oh for f*ck's sake he's not even trying anymore |
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Kentucky GOP candidate clarifies that he's not criticizing Hindus, but he is inviting them to abandon their heathen faith to follow Jesus. So there |
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"I hear that Herman Cain knows that I vote Democrat." - Gloria Cain |
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Misguided OWSers finally start protesting DC--where they should have been from the start |
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Your GOP at work: Voting to subpoena White House for Solyndra documents and voting to block subpoenas of BP for oil spill documents. Fark.com: On the SAME day |
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Here's how you can be pro-family AND a deadbeat dad congressman at the same time |
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"Walmart moms" may be the key to Obama's re-election. **shudder** |
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US thrown into panic as a soldier wrote his mother saying to "prepare for the end of the world" as massive amounts of equipment, troops are secreted through his base, headed towards "staging areas" throughout America |
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Just how up to date are Iowans on the election? Many of them believe that Herman Cain's 999 plan will help them. Yes, they still think there are three 9s involved |
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Want to talk about government waste? How about $103 million for a bicycle trail |
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits OWS, with predictable results |
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The one percent has its own 99 percent |
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Bachmann says libtards are so powerful, they reversed time and caused the bank crisis to appear to happen under the GOP's watch |
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Judge that savagely beat his daughter says she's trying to get back at her for taking away her Mercedes. Oh, and the District Attorney refuses to prosecute him |
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Obama adviser calls for 'militancy' at Occupy protests |
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Republicans block Democratic infrastructure bill. Democrats block Republican infrastructure bill. Both sides are bad, so avoid bridges |
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President Obama tells Europe to get its economic house in order so the Euro wouldn't fall. Meanwhile in other news, the dollar continues its downward spiral |
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Cain's popularity with Republicans has actually increased after his recent spate of controversy, and with less than two months left till the first primary |
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Even conservatives now agree that Republicans in Congress are purposely sabotaging the economy for the sole purpose of hurting Fartbongo |
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Speaker Boehner (Marxist-OH) signals willingness to consider tax hikes if the Super Committee puts them forward while "reforming" Social Security and Medicare |
Thu November 03, 2011
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Tea Party heckler calls Elizabeth Warren a 'socialist whore', then tries to make a Bush like escape through a side door (w/video goodness) |
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New Hampshire GOP says Rick Perry was definitely not drunk or on drugs when he gave his bizarre speech, he's just naturally bizarre |
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Maine Republicans are coming to their senses about primarying Olympia Snowe in 2012 |
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"Obama has gone from a modest favorite to win re-election to, probably, a slight underdog," according to noted RethugliKKKan right-wing fascist neocon shill, Nate Silver |
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Outrage level 11: House subpoenas White House for Solyndra documents |
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"I hear China ALREADY HAS nuclear capability." --Herman Cain |
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Michigan GOP: "Legalize it". And by "it", they mean bullying gay students |
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Here's proof that politicians who say corporations pay the highest amount of taxes are, in fact, lying |
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City of Calgary tolerates Communists violating bylaws, but has no problem prosecuting heroic Christians for same infractions |
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More on the MF Global collapse/scandal: as much as $900M in client money is missing from the Jon Corzine-led firm. Democrats frantically scramble for new round of Chris Christie fat jokes |
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11/11/11 protesters call for resignation of Obama, VP Joe Biden, the Fartbama cabinet, staff and the unelected czars, as well Supreme Court justices chosen by Taxbama |
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Cain's downfall puts Newt on deck for the next candidate of the month, followed by Eiffel 65, Mark Cohn, Lou Bega, and the New Radicals |
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Not News: White House spokesperson quotes the Bible. News: Incorrectly. Fark: In support of a jobs initiative? |
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Israel sends Iran a little hint by test-firing a missile that can 'tap' them on their shoulders and put a bang in their ear |
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Rush Limbaugh on the allegations against Herman Cain: "Sexual Harassment is a political tool of the left to get rid of people or to score money gains" |
Wed November 02, 2011
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New and busted: A Republican Party in thrall to evangelicals. Old hotness: A Republican Party where women smoked cigars, gambled, drank booze, and weren't afraid to show a little "phony bush of pectoral hair" |
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Gov. Rick Scott has apparently never heard of Tampa Bay. "No he was not joking. He seemed to be a little bit unfamiliar with the term" |
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Herman Cain claims the only white woman he ever sexually harassed is Rick Perry |
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Republican-led state senate finally passes a jobs bill. Well, it will create a lot of work for lawyers, anyway |
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Tea Party freshmen are worried that Super Committee won't do what they want. Welcome to Washington, kids |
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A third woman has now come forward to reveal she was sexually harrassed by Cain. Who knew there were so many racist women? |
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Jon Huntsman (R) demands breaking up oil's monopoly, calls for leveled playing field for competing fuels. If only he could just spill the usual garbage like the others and start talking sense AFTER he becomes the candidate |
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Can you feel it? It's almost here. We're all about to get swept up in it. Here it is, at any moment...it's the Newtmentum |
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Glenn Beck-endorsed "Goldline" execs charged with fraud. In related news, it is now a crime to relieve reactionary halfwits of their money before they can blow it on guns, ammo, and American flag pins |
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Huntsman unveils his energy policy. Surprisingly enough, it doesn't involve wind turbines placed over the mouths of his GOP contenders |
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Ron Paul wins Iowa Republican organization's straw poll. So naturally, the organization is endorsing Rick Santorum |
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Well, the right has picked its defense of Cain: sexual harassment is just a girl with a filing fee and a printer |
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I hear that Herman Cain raised big money from harassment story |
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Proof that the GOP WILL entertain revenue increases to reduce the deficit. Really, really tiny proof |
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What's the point of controlling two branches of state government if you can't gerrymander the districts to your advantage? |
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You know how mortgage companies behaved like organized crime outfits? Well it turns out that at least one of them was |
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Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels |
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Attorney says GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain violated the confidentiality deal, allowing accuser to speak publicly about the allegations. This could be bad for..... Cain |
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Nine-foot-tall statue of Ronald Reagan unveiled, fellated |
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Two years ago: California can build a great high-speed rail system for $43 billion. Today: uh, it'll actually be $98.1 billion and an extra nine years, but we start building next year--in between Bakersfield and Fresno |
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Donald Trump says Jon Stewart is a racist for making fun of Herman Cain. Bulldozing housing for poor black families to make way for gaudy glass towers, however, is not racist at all |
Tue November 01, 2011
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Not news: Occupy protester gets arrested. News: "Protester" was working member of the media covering the protest. Fark: Arrest captured on video, including officer saying "charge this one for resisting arrest" |
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Herman Cain: "I hear China is trying to develop nuclear weapons." Possibly because they developed nuclear weapons in 1964. VE |
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Remember how the GOP hasn't tried to pass any jobs bills? Yeah...about that |
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While millions of Americans are out of work, Congress is furiously busy passing a law that shoves Christianity into your face everywhere you look |
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Bloomberg: It wasn't the fault of the banks that you're all broke and jobless. Congress MADE the banks give everyone a loan |
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'It's outrageous the way liberals treat a black conservative' - Ann Coulter. Oh that is rich Ann... RICH |
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You know that stuff banks did with subprime home loans to make them into "securitized investments" and then tanked the economy with them? Yeah, well, they're doing that with subprime auto loans now |
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Mitt Romney closely linked to Social Security-like scheme |
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TN agrees to stop arresting "Occupy" protestors at the state capital after realzing the curfew ordinance they were arresting them under violated a minor legal technicality called The First Amendment |
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Michael Moore tells Occupy that top 1% need to hand out millions, but won't answer question about him giving out a million of his own $50 million |
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Wait, so you're telling me that right wing bloggers have been making stuff up about OWS? Color me shocked |
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Herman Cain: Smoking isn't cool. Guess he hasn't decided whether he's running for POTUS or President of Student Council |
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Eric Cantor (R-Va in public, D-Va in private communications) |
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It is incomprehensible that these so called educated judges cannot understand the plain meaning of the second amendment. It is therefore reasonable to assume that they are intentionally misreading it. Therefore they are terrorists |
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Jon Huntsman's three smoking daughters parody Cain's smoking ad. It's a video, so you might as well read the rest of this but yes, he has THREE hot daughters (even with mustaches) |
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GOP light-heartedly depicts the President with a bullet hole in his forehead |
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White people occupy Wall Street *like this,* and black people occupy Wall Street *like this* |
Mon October 31, 2011
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Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush |
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Joan Rivers says the only thing Occupy Wall Street is missing is gay men |
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You can't cut our $140 billion budget. For example, Germany might quit the NATO join with Russia and attack us, we will need a big conventional Army then |
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Herman Cain compares foreign policy to making pizza. So the Iraq War is flinging your uncut pizza on the roof of your house and refusing to get it down? |
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You know what Cain did that got him the Harassment charge? He told her that she was as tall as his wife and made a hand motion. Well based on that 99% of men are guilty of sexual harrassment |
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Was Rick Perry trippin' balls at a recent stump speech? Watch the video for yourself, and decide |
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Herman Cain admits sexual harassment allegations, saying, "Yep, I totally did that. Brother, you should have seen her. Legs all the way up to here. I mean... DAMN." Just kidding, he calls them "baseless" |
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NYPD might be sending drunk and aggressive homeless people to the Occupy Wall Street park in order to discredit the movement. Protesters can't kick them out because... well, they're the 99%, too |
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Congressman Barney Frank might just sext you in exchange for your continued political support |
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Donald Trump, who based his entire bid for the presidency on allegation that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii, calls Cain allegations 'very unfair' |
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Cain's smoking ad campaign manager, who was previously busted for multiple campaign violations in Wisconsin, may have committed campaign violations in Wisconsin |
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In the 1990s, Herman Cain was quite the sexual harasser |
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