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Sun June 19, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times) Dumbass "Part of the left's savage animus against Sarah Palin is attributable to her status not as a woman, neither as a Conservative, but as a Worker." Coulter? Limbaugh? No, David Mamet  (nytimes.com) (314)
(Yahoo) Amusing Puerto Rico comes to the same realization as most Americans  (news.yahoo.com) (122)
(CNN) Obvious John McCain, knee deep in the "fark it, I'm not getting any higher up the chain than this" period of his career, calls out Republican isolationism on Libya and Afghanistan as wrong and Barack Obama as right  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (103)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious Republicans were doves the last time a Democrat president went to war, too  (crooksandliars.com) (91)
(Mediaite) Obvious Jon Stewart appeared on Fox News this Fathers' Day and stated the obvious. The mainstream media is not liberally biased, "the bias of the mainstream media is towards sensationalism, conflict and laziness"  (mediaite.com) (414)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Gov. Chris Christie refuses to tell the media what he discussed with Rush Limbaugh and Roger Ailes. You know, the other media  (newjerseynewsroom.com) (168)
(Think Progress) Interesting Ten things Americans gave up this year to pay for the war in Afghanistan  (thinkprogress.org) (174)
(CNN) Obvious John McCain blames Arizona wildfires on dadgum foreigners, yells at cloud  (cnn.com) (72)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Herman Cain has changed his mind, and now thinks that all Muslims are not terrorists. Still thinks all terrorists are Muslim, but it's a start  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (88)
(Politico) Obvious Keeping the delusion alive, Ron Paul wins straw poll. This is not a repeat from 2010, 2009, 2008 or 2007  (politico.com) (120)
(The New York Times) Obvious You've devoted your life to exposing prosecutorial misconduct and incompetence in Chicago. Does that rate: c) a vindictive investigation from the Cook County political machine?  (nytimes.com) (46)
(Flickr) Caption Caption this beer summit  (farm4.static.flickr.com) (42)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Ok derp is coming out  (chicagotribune.com) (50)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Attention poor people: You are less important than azaleas  (huffingtonpost.com) (141)
(The Hill) Dumbass Stay classy, GOP  (thehill.com) (251)
(Mullah Ryan Seacrest) Cool "If American Idol can help their contestants develop as singers, our show aims to help Muslim women develop as Islamic preachers"  (ynetnews.com) (18)


Sat June 18, 2011
(CNSNews) Interesting Sheila Jackson Lee (D) actually asked a good question. Maybe there is something to this Mayan apocalypse stuff after all  (cnsnews.com) (163)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Gov. Rick Scott launches newspaper letter-writing campaign in support of himself  (tampabay.com) (80)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Former Governor and Senate Intelligence Committee chair Bob Graham writes a spy novel because he's so angry about the coverup of 9/11  (tampabay.com) (26)
(Politico) Interesting Mitt Romney refuses to sign a pledge to alienate a majority of American voters  (politico.com) (143)
(Daily Kos) Scary "Money is not just seen as equivalent to free speech, but is seen as equivalent to morality. If you are poor, you are immoral. If you are rich, it is because you have been blessed"  (dailykos.com) (209)
(The Daily Caller) Interesting Obama Administration does away with its "Get Out of ObamaCare Free" cards. In an announcement made on a Friday afternoon for no particular reason  (dailycaller.com) (92)
(Huffington Post) Asinine The U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee, otherwise known as the Save Our Outdated Business Model Committee, kills off free streaming video  (huffingtonpost.com) (208)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Texas Gov. Rick Perry vetoes texting-while-driving bill, calling it "a government effort to micromanage the behavior of adults"  (chron.com) (197)
(MRCTV) Stupid Petition to ban job-killing ATM machines gathers steam. They're bad for the environment, you know. It was so much better when banks were open 9 'til 3 on weekdays only (adjusts sustainably-farmed organic dolphin-safe belt-onion)  (mrctv.org) (114)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly "I know this sounds crazy" should be the opening line of every WingNutDaily article  (wnd.com) (62)
(Think Progress) Interesting Report: Paul Ryan may personally benefit from preserving billions in taxpayer oil subsidies. In other news, there may be gambling in Casablanca  (thinkprogress.org) (117)
(The End of the American Dream) Obvious Are you one of those people who claim the Chinese are coming? To late... they're already here  (endoftheamericandream.com) (72)
(The New York Times) Fail The Department of Justice (including his Attorney General) advised Obama he needed Congressional authorization to continue Libyan War. Oops  (nytimes.com) (440)
(The Raw Story) Amusing Olbermann hints he could hire Anthony Weiner for Current TV  (rawstory.com) (85)
(CNN) Followup Weiner goes where?  (articles.cnn.com) (59)


Fri June 17, 2011
(AJC) Dumbass Hi, I'd like to introduce you to the one guy who should not be on a State Banking committee  (ajc.com) (21)
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting Old and Busted: Obama is Jimmy Carter. The New Hotness: Obama is Michael Dukakis  (weeklystandard.com) (115)
(The Nation) Fail 40 years ago today President Nixon declared a War on Drugs. Drugs won  (thenation.com) (215)
(Salon) Ironic Communications director for the most super-liberal, pinko-commie administration EVER has trouble communicating with actual super-liberal pinko-commies  (salon.com) (63)
(Washington Post) Amusing Why are Mormons naturally good leaders? Because behind every great man, there's a great woman, and behind every great Mormon, there's two or more  (washingtonpost.com) (56)
(Think Progress) Followup Even Bill O'Reilly thinks Republicans should stop pampering David Vitter. You can't explain that  (thinkprogress.org) (67)
(NPR) Cool When you're trapped in an abusive relationship, the most important thing is deciding that you've had enough and taking that first step away from him. We're pulling for you, liberal bloggers  (npr.org) (200)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Victoria Jackson lays the smackdown on President "Black Liberation Theology" Barack "the police acted stupidly" Obama. And hey, look at all the black friends she has  (wnd.com) (122)
(Media Matters) Hero Statutory-rape-supporting, pedophile, NAMBLA-loving, smut-spreading Education Department official resigns of his own accord, tells lying wingnuts who said that nasty stuff about him to suck it  (mediamatters.org) (257)
(NJ.com) Fail NJ union leader compares Chris Christie to Hitler, which is doubly stupid since everybody knows he's supposed to be compared to a giant calzone  (nj.com) (76)
(Texas Iconoclast) Dumbass Democrats are all upset over Texas' sanctuary cities bill because illegal aliens "are actually saying they're considering leaving." Uh, dumbass, that's the point  (texasiconoclast.com) (132)
(Salon) Obvious Turns out the conservative movement is just an elaborate money-making venture. Just wait till Ric Romero finds out about this  (salon.com) (52)
(Washington Post) Obvious If the choices are: A) Obey the law, B) Help the economy, or C) Toady up to unions, Obama and the Democrats are going to pick C) every time  (washingtonpost.com) (136)
(CNN) Unlikely Gingrich promises to run "the most positive campaign in modern American history" Starting after this speech, which totally doesn't count  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (41)
(Some Commie Website) Obvious Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich explains the current problem with the economy in under 2 and a half minutes. White Knights of the Super Rich start your derp engines  (front.moveon.org) (175)
(Boston Globe) Cool Maine legislature passes budget on time, cuts taxes, cuts spending, laughs at California  (boston.com) (44)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Less than half of Republican voters are satisfied with their party's presidential candidates. But if the party ran an American flag-draped machine gun: different story  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (70)
(Gawker) Unlikely Sarah Palin goes on Fox to comment on Anthony Weiner's resignation, proves she's not above a good d*ck joke (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Turns out the EPA's Clean Air Act claim of saving children from asthma & creating jobs is simply wishful thinking. Because if you wish hard enough---and tax enough---for something, it just magically comes true. Right, unicorns?  (ntu.org) (178)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Alabama Republican state senator caught on tape calling black people "aborigines." Some people have a problem with this  (huffingtonpost.com) (123)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Howard Dean: I'd get Congress to approve my action on Libya. And then we'd take Algeria and Chad and the Congo. Byah  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (106)
(Hot Air) Interesting Weiner has a new job offer. so hustle over to the only person who will give you some flynt to light up  (hotair.com) (108)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious IL passes law banning politicians from putting their names on road signs, citing the cost of scraping them off once they are inevitably convicted of a felony  (chicagotribune.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Amusing If the media in 2008 had dedicated the resources they are now squandering on Sarah Palin's emails and probed Barack Obama's background and associations, she might now be vice president and Obama might still be a junior Illinois senator  (phillyburbs.com) (253)


Thu June 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy New review of Palin's e-mails reveals that: well, she can actually be a pretty decent human being when she wants to be. She gave all the gifts from Trig's baby shower to needy military wives  (barbaricthoughts.com) (169)
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Dear Texas Republican Legislators, kindly go f*ck yourselves. Love, Texas teachers  (chron.com) (722)
(The Hill) Obvious Dennis Kucinich is: A) Racist, B) A traitor, or C) Correct  (thehill.com) (267)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Nancy Pelosi:"I'm not here to talk about Weiner. I'm going to talk about jobs, protecting Medicare and protecting the middle class." Major cable nets:"Kthxbye"   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (80)
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting Only 36% of Likely GOP Primary Voters and 49% of Tea Partiers would support Palin in a presidential run. Well there goes the media's two year news cycle plan  (rasmussenreports.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Obvious "According to my analysis, the Drudge Report is approximately the most fair, balanced, and centrist news outlet in the United States"  (usnews.com) (119)
(KTLA) Asinine Good: California lawmakers pass a budget plan on time for the first time in 25 years. Bad: Things get all punchy in the process  (ktla.com) (156)
(Washington Post) Fail Maryland declares setting up robocalls to contact voters on election day who are supportive of your opponent and tell them to stay home is no way to try and win elections, young man  (washingtonpost.com) (44)
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Obama and Boehner Accuse Each Other Of Hypocrisy On Libya  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (205)
(Washington Post) Asinine Now that the Democrats have their own "war president," the Republican Party has gone from chicken hawk to chicken shiat  (washingtonpost.com) (192)
(Boston Globe) Misc Ten corrupt Massachusetts politicians who, unlike most, were convicted. No party affiliations given which means they are all Democrats  (boston.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Strange Weiner Headline # 27,429: I guess when your marriage was officiated by former Horndog-In-Chief Bill Clinton, these things were bound to happen. Bonus: Depending on procedures followed, the marriage may not even be valid  (dorfonlaw.org) (50)
(Government Technology) PSA Did you know we have a national CIO? Well, he quit  (govtech.com) (55)
(The New York Times) Dumbass Mitt Romney, multi-millionaire, tells a group of unemployed people that he's like them because 'I'm also unemployed'   (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (217)
(Some Guy) Sad Clarence Thomas corrects reported income from $1, to $150K, to $700K to $800K  (americablog.com) (102)
(Gawker) Fail Bush White House tried to get CIA to destroy liberal blogger. CIA refused. Maybe if Bush had threatened to expose undercover operatives he might have gotten some cooperation  (gawker.com) (68)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Maker of the Janice Hahn ad says that he is misunderstood, because a lot of the gangsters in the ad were white: "The point being, it is not the amount of melon in their skin that makes them a gang member"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (56)
(Philly) Followup Santorum drops his $168k a year rubber stamp and taint job, leaving a trail of.... you know  (philly.com) (32)
(Reuters) Fail Guess who has passed a budget in the last 777 days? a) Senate Democrats; b) Libya  (uk.reuters.com) (85)
(Washington Post) Interesting Many Tea Party representatives in Congress are in debt up to their eyeballs, including one guy - talk radio firebrand Blake Farenthold - who owes up to $150,000 in credit card debt  (washingtonpost.com) (115)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Government blowing hundreds of millions on unnecessary gadgets? Can I get a job driving Porsches for the Department of Justice?  (gizmodo.com) (40)
(The Hill) Obvious Crying found to be ineffective at herding cats  (thehill.com) (17)
(Jerusalem Post) Obvious Even the Jerusalem Post think Glenn Beck's rally in Jerusalem will herp far too many derps  (jpost.com) (80)
(Politico) Weird Gingrich demands apology from NBC and former staff for not fully appreciating how much He and Callista are like Ronald and Nancy Reagan. Well that's not creepy  (politico.com) (72)
(The Hill) Interesting Every time you hear Pelosi (D-elusional) talk about how much she feels your pain in these tough economic times, remind yourself of this little fact. Her net worth rose 62% last year  (thehill.com) (117)
(National Review) Obvious As someone who has demonstrable experience in such things, Victor Davis Hanson says Obama is stuck in a personal fantasy world  (nationalreview.com) (29)
(USA Today) Followup As if getting shot in the head wasn't bad enough, now Gabrielle Giffords is getting tweets from John Boehner  (content.usatoday.com) (22)
(Politicus USA) Dumbass Just how dumb are tea partiers? Apparently dumb enough to spend $24 on iced tea officially endorsed by Rush Limbaugh  (politicususa.com) (135)
(LA Times) Asinine Obama's unauthorized war on Libya costs $9,421,000 a day  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (195)
(CNN) NewsFlash Our long national penis joke is finally over  (cnn.com) (668)
(New York Daily News) Amusing I'm a congressman and I'm okay, I f**k all night and I lie all day. I put on womens' clothing, And hang around in bars  (nydailynews.com) (31)
(Educate Yo'Self) PSA Good news, everyone: You all can now sleep at night, sans tinfoil, knowing that the Bilderberg Group is just a NATO creation   (bloginfo.educate-yourself.eu) (19)
(Hot Air) Obvious Flashback to the good old days of February 2009, when Obama's hair wasn't gray, the press was still kissing his ass and Obama stated he was going to be a one-term President if he didn't turn around the economy in three years  (hotair.com) (179)
(Stop Beck) Asinine The latest news from Beckistan: The Three-Fifths Compromise was really about helping slaves and the worst victims of slavery were the slave owners  (stopbeck.com) (165)
(The New Yorker) Hero The greatest political press release in the history of ever: "Well, f--- it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing. I'm sick of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take this job and shove it"  (newyorker.com) (158)
(The Hill) Amusing Romney has now picked up two key endorsements: one from Obama, for his masterful RomneyCare plan, and now one from Al Gore, for his brave acknowledgement of global climate change  (thehill.com) (55)


Wed June 15, 2011
(Politico) Amusing President of the US Chamber of Commerce puzzled by why so many GOP freshmen Congressmen are upset by his "lighthearted Joke" that he'd replace any or all of them in a heartbeat if they didn't vote exactly as they were told  (politico.com) (109)
(The New York Times) Interesting White House: "This particular mission is not the kind of 'hostilities' envisioned by the War Powers Resolution." In proper English: "Bite me"  (nytimes.com) (390)
(Connecticut Post) Interesting Thou shalt not  (ctpost.com) (66)
(YouTube) Video Conan declares RON PAUL a winner  (youtube.com) (34)
(Weasel Zippers) Amusing After two years of "b-b-but Bush," trillions in "stimulus" spending and no economic recovery, Obama aide Robert Gibbs says the 2012 election should not be about "affixing blame"  (weaselzippers.us) (183)
(Some Guy) Scary Bill Clinton urges establishment of "ministry of truth" to combat misinformation on the Internet, then goes back to his victory cheeseburgers  (infowars.com) (86)
(Washington Examiner) Obvious More fallout from Dodd Frank aka the Pad Our Pockets Act  (washingtonexaminer.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Fail Instead of using their own poll to show the debate winner, CNN decides to use the only one where RON PAUL isn't winning. With video fail  (eutimes.net) (226)
(Salon) Followup You know that Republican state Senator in NY who recently switched his vote on gay marriage? Guess why he changed his mind. Go ahead, guess  (salon.com) (151)
(Politico) Obvious Republican payola: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity get paid by three different Republican think-tanks for favorable on-air mentions  (politico.com) (68)
(The New Republic) Amusing Right-wingers gear up to wage war against Mitt Romney. Too much of a socialist. Awesomesauce  (tnr.com) (66)
(The Daily Beast) Strange Suddenly, Michelle Bachmann let out a shriek. "Help" she screamed. "Help - I'm being held against my will"  (thedailybeast.com) (133)
(Reuters) Followup Porn star to release links with Weiner. Sausage  (reuters.com) (64)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Michele Bachmann (R-etarded) wants to repeal the Clean Air Act and the Clean Water Act "for our children". Because we all know how much kids love asthma  (thinkprogress.org) (127)
(Herald-Leader) Dumbass Senator Mitch McConnell (Chickenhawk-KY) is scared of having domestic terrorists jailed in his backyard and wants them sent to Gitmo  (kentucky.com) (50)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Obama goes on a holiday from committing liberal history: "The White House is more or less conceding that it doesn't have a chance of winning a second term unless his major policies go on hiatus"  (online.wsj.com) (95)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Now you can call in airstrikes using Twitter. Just try doing that with Facebook or Google  (guardian.co.uk) (19)
(Washington Post) Obvious With the threat of impeachment, a crumbling economy and 4 wars, Obama and Boehner decide it's time to hit the links  (washingtonpost.com) (89)
(Fox News) Obvious "Musician" Gene Simmons "takes back" his vote for Obama, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to go live in a cave  (nation.foxnews.com) (85)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing TSG breaks down the over-the-top attack ad against Janice Hahn in case you needed to know how all the dead criminals showing her their support  (thesmokinggun.com) (16)
(CNN) News Congressional members to file lawsuit over Libya. Hope to win enough money to pay off national debt  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (694)
(Washington Post) Spiffy An interactive chart showing which politicians voted for tax cuts, wars, and stimulus  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(CNSNews) Strange Obama: "If you're in the foxhole, you want Debbie alongside you" ..Giggity  (cnsnews.com) (66)
(Daily Mail) Strange Imagine if you will, waking up in a hospital bed surrounded by politicians and reporters pushing health care reform  (dailymail.co.uk) (22)
(The Hill) Obvious Republicans eviscerate one of their own: "Mitt Romney, you look like Jimmy Carter." Never mind the Carter Doctrine pretty much underpins our Mideast adventurism, Republicans just really like using him as an insult  (thehill.com) (78)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Political ad aimed at the local demographic being called "racist" and "sexist" by Democrats. I wonder why (with ad video)  (huffingtonpost.com) (168)
(IBD) Fail The CEO's who Obama tapped for his "Jobs and Competitiveness Council" have cut hundreds of thousands of jobs from their own companies since its inception  (investors.com) (74)
(ABC News) Strange Gingrich had his non-profit charity buy $220k worth of goods from his for-profit company over a period of 2 years. This is not a repeat from 1990  (abcnews.go.com) (111)
(Fox News) Unlikely Obama knows what's wrong with the economy: It's those dad-blasted newfangled automatic ATM machine with their personal PIN numbers and such  (nation.foxnews.com) (287)


Tue June 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Democratic Congressman introduces bill protecting rabbis' right to work for tips  (bradsherman.house.gov) (365)
(Some Guy) Interesting Bring out the pitchforks, torches, tar, and feathers, the cheeseheads are gonna be pissed  (budget.wispolitics.com) (288)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boehner sends a sternly worded letter to Obama warning him that if he doesn't clearly define the mission in Libya by Friday, impeachment derp will commence  (washingtonexaminer.com) (317)
(Talking Points Memo) Video DNC puts out a video responding to last night's GOP debate with a simple message: You gotta be f'n kidding me  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (154)
(Salon) Interesting Moderate, rational and honest is no way to run for President as a Republican, son  (salon.com) (93)
(Gizmodo) Amusing The Weiner flow chart should help every man decide when it's okay to tweet a picture of your weiner  (gizmodo.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Fail If you found 21 plane flights loaded with shrink wrapped $100 bills in Iraq back in 2004, just keep it. We are just swimming in funds over here  (news.yahoo.com) (115)
(Yahoo) Followup "...we know it's being interpreted as disrespectful, and for that I'm sorry." Not sorry that it was disrespectful, just that it was interpreted that way  (news.yahoo.com) (268)
(Politico) Florida At a mere $44 per seat, less than half of of fundraiser tickets sold. This is bad news, for Obama  (politico.com) (57)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Gov. Scott Walker prepares to lose more votes  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (334)
(Some Guy) Ironic Rick Santorum, a staunch anti-abortion Senator, authorized a partial-birth abortion to save his wife's life. But it's ok, because their abortion was different. Yea, that's it  (early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com) (637)
(Huffington Post) Followup Democrats wrestle with Weiner problem. I don't know if I should go for a viagra, circle jerk, or Bill Clinton joke  (huffingtonpost.com) (38)
(National Review) Interesting The greatest targets of liberal bigotry of late have been Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann, and the lamestream LSM media have enabled these slurs. What a pleasure it is to see these two women expose their tormenters as fools  (nationalreview.com) (273)
(Gawker) Amusing Tim Pawlenty likes "COKE". Whether he prefers it off the asses of hookers or young, nubile Dominican boys is left for the voter to decide  (gawker.com) (38)
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing This election is not about blaming someone else. Hey look over there. Is that the Warriors? They totally shot Cyrus  (realclearpolitics.com) (21)
(The Daily Show) Obvious Palin's bus tour took a big dump on the lamestream media and then gave us all herpes  (thedailyshow.com) (21)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Obama supporters produced a phony birth certificate to "punk" the Birthers. This proves . . . Well, it must prove SOMETHING, right?  (wnd.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Obvious When the new Congress came in and vowed to slash spending, they apparently meant "spending on everyone else but us"  (beta.news.yahoo.com) (38)
(The Raw Story) Amusing Presidential hopeful Herman Cain clarifies his "no Muslims in government" pledge by saying he'd only ban "the ones that were trying to kill us." Here's a thought: why not ban ALL people who are trying to kill us?  (rawstory.com) (182)
(CNBC) Dumbass Ron Paul wants to open Fort Knox and swim around in the money bin to prove it's real. Bonus: This man is running for President  (cnbc.com) (336)
(SacBee) Obvious Obama says he'll be judged on his performance and not on passion, meaning he is going to be unemployed next year  (sacbee.com) (47)
(MSNBC) Obvious Obama: "One term is enough"  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (146)
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey has smartest lawmakers, study finds. Dumbest population doesn't seem to notice  (nj.com) (50)
(USA Today) Dumbass Heh ...heh ... "Shovel-ready was not as shovel-ready as we expected." We're all sooo screwed  (content.usatoday.com) (36)
(Politico) Interesting P90X is sweeping Congress, contributing to Anthony Weiner and Christopher Lee's desire to share their newfound hotness with the world  (politico.com) (31)
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Obama visits Puerto Rico in order to court Florida and Pennsylvania voters  (bloomberg.com) (38)
(National Journal) Unlikely There's one thought on the minds of Americans this morning and it's: "What do the political insiders think?" And you can be sure there's someone to 'EXCLUSIVILY' satiate this desire  (nationaljournal.com) (6)
(CNN) Followup Top 5 things we learned from Monday's GOP Presidential Debate. Add your own to the right. (voting enabled)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (331)
(AlterNet) Dumbass Cop vanquishing number 1 public menace: cute girls riding bikes in short skirts  (alternet.org) (145)
(The New York Times) Amusing Firstly, debates 8 months out are only good for partisan spin; Secondly, Michele Bachmann hit a home run last night. She's clearly the best shot for all you independent thinking wingnuts. Pleeeeeease vote for Michele Bachmann   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (114)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Old and busted: Jesus Camp. New hotness: Tea Party Camp  (tampabay.com) (108)
(MSNBC) Obvious My fellow Americans, major combat operations have ended and the mission to liberate Iraq and bring her our Second Amendment values has been a success  (msnbc.msn.com) (23)


Mon June 13, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Okay, Republicans, all you have to do now is get the President to admit he sexted his junk to several women  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (99)
(Washington Times) Ironic White House to cut public access to half of the federal government's websites "to promote transparency." Wait, what?  (washingtontimes.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Hero Now *that's* a true Republican  (chronicleonline.com) (304)
(Fox News) Unlikely Obama to train 10,000 new American engineers each year. No word yet on which country they'll work in  (foxnews.com) (98)
(Time) Amusing Time magazine solves Democrats' Weiner problem by declaring him a Republican  (time.com) (187)
(Think Progress) Silly Rick Perry (R-eally?) "I think we're going through those difficult economic times for a purpose, to bring us back to those Biblical principles of you know, you don't spend all the money"  (thinkprogress.org) (228)
(Breitbart.tv) Dumbass Newest conspiracy theory: LBJ was never elected President, brought to you by that bastion of of conservative thought: MSNBC  (breitbart.tv) (88)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Even Fox News is calling shenanigans on Tim Pawlenty's wildly optimistic budget plan  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (80)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Old and busted: Obama is the new Carter. New hotness: Obama is the new Nixon  (thedailybeast.com) (105)
(AlterNet) Amusing There are 10 times as many atheists as Mormons. Mormons need to get busy  (alternet.org) (289)
(MSNBC) Interesting Who will hate Obama the most? Who will play the victim the best? How many derps will be herped? It's your official GOP Presidential Debate Thread (8pm on CNN)  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (∞)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely GOP debate is tonight: not since the first head-to-CPU contest between Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue has the world waited so breathlessly for the kind of battle of the minds we're likely to witness  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (126)
(The Daily Caller) Cool Liberal bloggers and pundits are heading to "rehab" for their cake problem  (dailycaller.com) (50)
(Politico) Silly Joe Biden has to change trousers after playing with little kids causes them to be soaked  (politico.com) (10)
(Media Matters) Fail Fox's Carlson claims 35% of CA students paying in-state tuition "were illegals"  (mediamatters.org) (93)
(NPR) Fail SCOTUS asked: Who are your favorite writers. 8 members: Nabokov, Hemingway, Shakespeare, Dickens, etc. Thomas: "24"  (npr.org) (241)
(BBC) Interesting Belgium manages to go a full year with no official government, anyone caring  (bbc.co.uk) (94)
(Townhall) Obvious Instead of "change you can believe in" the 2012 Democrat slogan should be "Lying for Votes"  (finance.townhall.com) (286)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Herman Cain: "I think Obama's out of the mainstream and always has been. Look, he was raised in Kenya" Maps, how do they work?  (bloomberg.com) (183)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Santorum assures Americans that he is not a homophobe: He has gay friends and in fact was with a gay friend just two days ago. And he loves them. Frothy  (rawstory.com) (63)
(CNN) Amusing Staffless Newt Gingrich explains he's invincible, says he will always triumph, orders voters to come back and take what's coming to them  (cnn.com) (101)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Weiner in new scandal: His SUV is unregistered. Schmuck  (nydailynews.com) (139)
(Yahoo) Asinine OK Pentagon leak coming out  (beta.news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Washington Post) PSA What's the Republicans best campaign strategy for 2012? "I'm not Obama". Since it's a much easier than promising to reduce spending, create jobs, or end wars  (washingtonpost.com) (178)

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