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Sun February 13, 2011
Republican at CPAC complains that "stupid people are ruining America"
President Obama invests in America's future by cutting $100,000,000,000 from Pell Grants. Apparently, Iraqi freedom is more important than American education
Asked for evidence of Muslim Brotherhood infiltration at CPAC, Gaffney pointed to the presence of Grover Norquist
House Speaker John Boehner says it's a "fact" that Obama is a Christian and was born in the U.S
The Obama Agenda is over
Dude, this is, like, bigger than the pyramids
Conservative group Young Americans for Freedom decide they're better off without the old, crazy guy. RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
Fark survey: Which of the potential candidates testing the waters at CPAC would you feel most comfortable seeing as president? LGT a list of the candidates at CPAC
(Panda's Thumb)
Creation Museum sells couple a ticket for dinner, talk, and concert. But they refuse to allow them to attend, thus complying with the First Law of Acquisition proving that Ken Ham is a Ferengi and not a Chimp
One law for the rich, and another for the poor: Greenwald documents how very screwed the common man is under corporate rule
Yea, I'd feel her up too... you're not that special
Ann Coulter at CPAC: "I think there should be more jailed journalists." Well, we know where we can start
Where is the Kansas tag again? Bill introduced would require genetic testing to determine who's your daddy. Bonus: the hospital can't bill you for the test, but the state won't pay either
Republicans beg Jeb Bush to run against Obama in 2012. Families is where our nation finds hope
Egypt proves George W. Bush was right
Planned Parenthood funding could be aborted
CPAC proud that RON PAUL won its presidential straw poll for second year in row. Just kidding, they awkwardly attempted to diminish it even as they announced the results
Sat February 12, 2011
Fri February 11, 2011
Time to hoist the Mission Accomplished banner again. George W. Bush was responsible for toppling Mubarak
In case you didn't notice: Egypt just kicked Al Queda in the nuts
Obama, who is doomed to serve only one term, leads all national candidates by six or more points and is currently in position to get more electoral votes than in 2008
(Science20)
How much of cable TV news contains "outrage talk"? All of it. Literally all of it
Why does Hollywood refuse to make the sitcoms right-wing bloggers want them to make?
(The Moral Liberal)
The second column by Bryan Fischer, and why his article was pulled
(Some State Employee)
Wisconsin governor Scott Walker puts National Guard on alert
(The Fiscal Times)
25% of people on food stamps, 40% of people on Medicare, and 43% of people on unemployment insurance don't believe that they are using a government program. This is why we can't have nice things
(Some Guy)
Representative Pete Stark introduced a bill marking Feb 12th as Darwin Day in order to "celebrate the achievements of reason and science". Bonus: Calls creationism out on its B.S
"Derp, I wish I was your lover"
Steve King (R-idiculous): "Fark it, we should let the government collapse if Obamacare isn't repealed"
US Chamber of Commerce planned to breitbart liberal groups using internet security firms pwned by Anonymous
There really are no true creationists
GOP congressman: Of COURSE Dick Cheney Would Get Heckled At A Conservative Event
(TheLoop21)
The Woman Behind 'Craigslist Congressman' Chris Lee's Downfall
(Some Guy)
Congratulations, US voters -- this is the sort of stuff your new Congress is completely wasting their time with
Ahmadinnerjacket praises the Egyptian people for over-throwing the shackles of the West and joining the Revolution
(Firedoglake)
Our long national hangover has just begun as independents flock back to preferring Democrats over Republicans by a 38%-31% margin
Conservative group argues that allowing gay marriage will lead to human-robot marriage. Cites Star Trek as proof. Really
(Roll Call)
Because it worked so well when they ousted a Moderate in Delaware, The Tea Party has its sights set on Snowe Removal
(Some Guy)
In their latest bid for a Texas tag, McAllen residents come out to oppose public display of a science exhibit that would explain evolution and the big-bang theory
Will.i.am was sending coded messages during the Super Bowl halftime performance in order to brainwash people into re-electing Fartbama. Why yes, this is a Victoria Jackson "article." Why do you ask?
GOP: Cut EPA funding by $1.6 billion and renewable and alternative energy efficiency programs by half. But don't you dare cut the $4 billion subsidies to oil companies
(Some ScienceBlog)
So, how much of the rising problem with US public schools is the schools, and how much is from rising income inequality?
According to the CPAC attendees, if Ronald Reagan brought Morning to America, the current president broughtnightime, a scary, depressing, BLACK, time for the country
Convicted lobbyist doesn't want to pay restitution because his crimes already "damaged his earning potential"
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
Tea party member that claimed self defense when he broke the face of an Obama supporter gets 8 years to defend himself from being teabagged
Today is the birthday of one of America's greatest political satirists. Happy 46th, Alfred Peachous
(Immoral Minority)
Under the catagory of: Someone has to do the media's job, Blogger lands interview with Todd Palin's 'Happy Hands' massage therapist
Newt Gingrich to Obama--You're no Ronald Reagan. Obama to Newt Gingrich--You're no Ron Jeremy
Rahm Emmanuel favors slave reparations? Dude, you're Jewish. Egypt is in disarray. Now is not the time to be asking Pharoah for money
GOP: "Good, the independent voters who voted for us aren't paying attention. Let's try to cut Planned Parenthood"
Donald Trump to combover presidential bid by June. Will like go with Whig party
After two years of legislature, Arizona lawmakers finally vote and decide on a state nickname. FARK: It's the same one which has been on license plates for the past 40 years
CBO: "remeber that health care law we said would be good. Well we forgot to mention that cost 800000 jobs. Sorry"
There really are no true atheists
Former Fox News employee "it's an organization that's built and functions by intimidation and bullying, and its goal is to prop up and support Republicans and the GOP and to knock down Democrats"
Thu February 10, 2011
Politifact tends to be harsher toward Republicans than Democrats? Subby is shocked -- shocked
Somebody figures out that taking money out of local communities and sending it to Washington D.C. so a bunch of politicians interested in their re-election can dole it back out where they see fit is an ineffective, inefficient system
Ever since former RNC chair Michael Steele lost he has been allowed on Rachel Maddow's show and it has been the most amazing, respectful two sided political discussion since... ever? This is the latest installment, tag is for both of them
Palin calls Santorum a "knuckle-dragging Neanderthal." I...don't know who to root for
Lawrence O'Donnell asks Rep. Steve King (R-acist) for his christian ID card
Liberal economists don't like corporate taxes any more than conservative economists, but Obama's stuck with a bunch of ideologues who think "stick it to The Man" is good economics
Congress: Yes, unemployment is 10%, wars are still going, NFL is going to strike, but HEY WATCH THIS MAGIC TRICK
Obama announces 5-year plan for hi-speed porn to 95% of Americans, and cut the deficit while doing it
Polticians who can't keep their pants (and shirt) on: It's a long MF list
Boehner to Tea Party: "Wait. You mean you were actually serious about all that?"
House of Representatives find governing isn't the same as complaining about government, faceplants on what should have been another slam dunk bill
Former Wikileaks insider is miffed that Julian Assange is getting all the attention
Whassoproud leewee hale atta twlightzone gleama. 85 percent of Americans insist they know the words of the StarSpanglebann-errrr
Some South Carolina politician says blacks and whites don't work as hard as hispanics. Subby'd take time to be outraged but Dr. Phil is on
If Brietbart's tactics are so horrible, why do they keep working?
(Some Guy)
A proposition to split California's Electoral College votes is cleared to gather signatures
So, now that RON PAUL is a committee chairman, who's the first person he wants to call before his committee as an expert witness? Oh, a southern secessionist who believes Hitler was a disciple of Lincoln? RON PAUL
Sen. John McCain: "Thank God Rumsfeld was relieved of his duties. Otherwise, we would have had a disastrous defeat in Iraq." As opposed to what, exactly?
16 freshman lawmakers have declined their government health benefits. And now, the rest of the story
(Some Jobless Guy)
Best. Website. Ever
Hoping to repair America's stained reputation in Arab world, U.S. State Department is now tweeting in Arabic: "We want to be a part of your conversation." Next tweet to be "Your tweet is very important to us"
Wed February 09, 2011
Sometimes, the best thing you can do to help your cause is to sit down and shut up. Or, you can open your mouth and talk out your ass on a major news organization's site like this woman did
Daily Kos: Reagan was responsible for Timothy McVeigh
GOP to NASA: "Why study climate change? You should STFU and GBTW on getting us off this miserable rock so that we won't need to worry about it"
Republican seems to think that "killing liberals is fun." Or some such thing, I didn't read the rest of it
(McAffee Machinations)
Why FL Dist. Court was dead wrong about health care law, completely ignoring recent Supreme Ct decision
"What the Democrats really want is for Republicans to raise taxes for them. That is not likely to happen anytime soon"
Advocates on both sides of the gay marriage debate see 2011 as a year to make gains. Politicians on both sides see a chance to keep the electorate distracted from the looting of the national treasury
Indiana encourages shacking up
44 Tea Party members vote to renew PATRIOT Act, Irony tag seen asploding due to cognitive dissonance
(Some Earl)
I'll see your GA ban on Sharia, and raise you a AZ ban on Karma
(Pensito)
Interdiction: There's method to Fox's rudeness to the president
Rich white men with cushy desk jobs want to raise the retirement age
(The Moral Liberal)
American fascists grow more reptilian by the day
House Democrats want Justice Thomas to recuse himself from ACA decision, everything else
President Obama hates old people
Rep. Chris Lee (R-ipped) resigns to spend more time with his Bowflex
Liberal legal professors respond to judge who declared Obamacare unconstitutional: "LAW LAW LAW -- WE CAN'T HEAR YOU"
Listen, and understand. The FDA is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
CPAC looks for presidential contenders: "There are a bunch of people who are hard core, but don't pass the laugh test at a national level"
GOP's latest budget is so good, that in addition to cutting renewable energy, WIC and COPS, FAA controllers could face 41 day furloughs
Obama's approval rating continues its sharp decline, falling to 51% from 50% last month
(Some Guy)
As a last kick in the stomach to the people of Chicago before he leaves office, Mayor Daley wants to drop the music acts from the Taste of Chicago
(Some Guy)
Senator Jim Webb (D-VA) will not seek re-election. Former Sen. George Allen going ape over increased chances of winning his old seat back. Macaca
"A country that distrusts science is condemned to move straight back to medieval obscurantism"
Being a conservative social scientist is like being a closeted gay student in the 1980s
Joe Scarborough explains why Obama is such a failure: He just never had any bad press during his primary run
Georgia throws its hat into the Derp Ring by proposing a bill banning Sharia Law
(JWF)
Dumbest woman in Congress apparently has nothing better to do with her time than whine about Super Bowl commercials
"You said it. They stink on ice"
The real reason the Supreme Court continues to avoid the dispute over Obama's birth certificate? If he was found ineligible, Kagan and Sotomayor would be too
Bill O'Reilly interrupted President Obama 48 times during that pre-Super Bowl interview. 48 times (With video proof)
Alabama senator says it's time to "empty the clip" on illegals, but he isn't advocating violence. *wink*
(Director Blue)
Graphic illustration of Obama's draconian budget cuts; now this man is really serious about getting out fiscal house in order
"Barack Obama is nothing short of a national catastrophe, surely the worst presidential blight to fall on the U.S. since the woeful Jimmy Carter and probably as far back as Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce or John Tyler"
Donald Rumsfeld may be even worse at writing a memoir than he was at being secretary of defense
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the 49th President of the United States: Bristol Palin
Remember the protests in Egypt? To the utter surprise of most Americans, it's still going on. Meet the new face of the protesters
Clinton says the United States cannot legalize drugs as a means of fighting the black market because "there is just too much money in it"
GA Rep takes a crack at this "re-defining" thing; wants "victims" to be called "accusers," at least in the cases of rape, stalking and domestic violence
Extension of Patriot Act Blocked in House
Christine O'Donnell is fighting the 'liberal-controlled GOP establishment'
(Political Wire)
Fort Wayne could name new building after longest tenured mayor, which would make it the "Harry Baals Government Center"
Tue February 08, 2011
Iowa Republican Focus Group (Live on Fox) "Obama Is A Waffling Muslim" I can't think of anything funny at all to say about this
First Lady says President Obama is a quitter
Tennessee state representative credits working at Hooters for her success in politics
Newark spends $1m of $100m donated to them on surveys on how to spend the $99m thats left. Survey inconclusive, new $1m survey designed to find out how to spend the $98m leftover
Christine O'Donnell, in a bid to remain relevent, claims she was the White House's top opponent this year
GOP offers a tantalizing plan for Social Security
(MDJ)
Political official says homosexuality is a capital offense, raise your own goats, and the only true currency is gold. Difficulty: he's not Muslim. Fark: he actually represents an affluent part of metro Atlanta
IL Attorney General Lisa Madigan (D-amn right): "The public should never have to pay for the retirement of a corrupt public official"
With all other economic problems solved, GOP decides to use the tax code to go back to their old, favorite nemisis -- abortion rights
Death threats? Looks like the real reason Palin canceled her Colorado trip was that they couldn't pay her fee
(Some Design Guy)
Do you know who else was a Brand Nazi?
(Pensito)
House Energy Committee is now a wholly owned subsidiary of oil billionaire Koch Brothers
Throw onto the unconstitutional pile those "get out of ObamaCare free" cards the administration's been doling out
(Some Guy)
Obama: "I didn't raise taxes once." Politifact: "Yeah, about that"
(Billings Gazette)
Montana lawmaker introduces bill to deny "anchor babies" state citizenship, which would include everyone born on Montana's seven Indian reservations. With derptacular pic of lawmaker
The "Hairgate" scandal proves that Barack Obama is NOTHING like Ronald Reagan
"There is a complicated mathematical symbol practically unknown to the House Appropriations Committee. It's called the minus sign." Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-ight On) will be offering them a primer
With nothing better to do, Representative Peter King will spend most of his time finding out if Muslims are made of wood
Testy Colorado GOP Chairman Wadhams sacks himself over teabagger bollocks, calling those beanbags "nuts"
Iowa's proposed "Religious Conscience Protection Act" could allow businesses to refuse service to gay people. But hey, at least those poor, oppressed Christians will have clear consciences
(Some Guy)
"Birthright Citizenship" Bill gets first hearing in AZ Senate. It's about goddamn time
Liberals want Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012, says the First Annual Survey of Reading The Fark Politics Tab
What if the 9/11 hijackers crashed a giant penis full of nuclear AIDS into the World Trade Center?
(Emergency Alert System)
Your fascist uncle that listens to AM radio all day? He just got a little more paranoid
New York Times: Nutjob everyone already knows isn't a right-winger shoots a Democrat, Republicans responsible. But when Common Cause ralliers call for black conservative to be lynched, it's not even worth mentioning
After successfully turning the Democratic Party into the Republican Party, the DLC has outlived its usefulness
Glenn Beck fights back at Bill Kristol's accusations of his hysteria, tells Bill to watch his show next week to understand modern conservative views
(Some Guy)
With all due respect for your office Mr. Obama, you were not elected to tell me what to do. You were elected to protect and defend my right to do it, as long as it's not illegal. (Please refer to the 10th amendment)
The Blago snitch machine is starting to spool up and the first victim in its sights is Rahm Emanuel, claims there is a missing recording implicating Rahm. Ah, good ol' Chicago
Mike Huckabee has a plan for the Middle East: Let Israel keep Gaza, and let the Palestinians carve out a new state from some other country. Well, that seems like a logical route to peace
American "diplomat" who shot two Pakistanis he thought were trying to rob him may have actually shot two government agents set to tail him
**harp music** I wonder what it would look like if Ronald Reagan were put on Mt. Rushmore **harp music**
Mon February 07, 2011
Let's bring back honor and the necessity for civil discourse by reinstating the duel, because there just aren't enough people shooting each other over their political differences
Chrysler's "Imported From Detroit" commercial on Super Bowl Sunday inspires GOP outrage. Why does the GOP hate America?
(Some Guy)
Richard Lugar to Tea Party: Get Real. Tea Party to Lugar: STFU and GTFO
Multiculturalism has failed in Britain, according to British Prime Minister who's obviously never tried to get a decent meal in London
Add Bill Kristol to the list of people Glenn Beck has made sound totally reasonable
Top DC insider journos write that Obama not actually moving to the center, accidentally validate the key liberal critique of US news media
Senator Wyden (D-OR) throws up another duck, despite being called a quack, high liklihood of it getting shot down
Democrats lose another seat in Congress
"Now comes hard part for Boehner"
An heroic AM radio host and an interpid blogger-patriot blow the lid off a rhetorical knuckleball thrown by Obama at the National Prayer Breakfast that proves he's lying about his birth origin
Reagan more popular than Nixon
Driver smashes into Elizabeth May's campaign office. Green Party issues statement: "Accidents happen, so if he had been driving a Prius instead of a truck, we'd forgive him"
(Jammie Wearing Fool)
This week's Democratic politician to owe millions in back taxes is (rolls dice) Al Sharpton
Lawmaker issues a "Call to arms" targeting Republicans in order to kill spending cuts
News: US sends envoy to Mubarak. Fark: with unexpected results. Ultrafark: Mubarak turns out to be envoy's $70 billion client
The 1099 rule in Obamacare, the first smelly turd in the legislation to float up, my spell doom for the rest of the stinking pile
Sarah Palin gives interview on the Egyptian crisis, proves the wisdom of Mark Twain's adage that it is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt
Just in case you've missed them, Mitch Daniels has kindly provided a comprehensive primer on all of the erroneous arguments against ObamaCare, starting with Polifact's lie of the year
Obama: "I'm not moving to center, I'm the same Republican I've always been"
(Some Guy)
Obama has divided the two major political parties more than any other second year president since Eisenhower
Florida GOP fresh out of cute puppies to kick decides the unemployed will do for now
Schadenfreude, meet Assange
What brands of beer is Obama drinking during today's White House Super Bowl party? Here's the brew-print
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