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Sun May 10, 2009
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Set the flux capacitor to 1875. That's the last time Americans' carbon emissions matched the goals set by the Waxman-Markey legislation
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(726)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
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Dick Cheney says if he had to choose which to follow, the GOP should be more like Rush Limbaugh than Colin Powell
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(251)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's hard to say that using marijuana will ruin your life when the last three American presidents are admitted marijuana users"
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(219)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The nation needs a better GOP
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(211)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Petraeus: Al Qaeda no longer operating in Afghanistan. Mission Accomplished
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(94)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Imagine being a healthy, single 39-year-old working in South Beach -- and you're sworn to celibacy? It's like the Vatican version of waterboarding
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama brings down the house. "Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I'm sorry." Both parts of his White House Correspondent's Dinner speech in the link
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(391)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New documentary opens the closet door on prominent politicians who have hidden their homosexuality while actively working against gay causes. "I don't see it as outing, I see it as equalizing."
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(585)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
What do toilet seats, horse manure, a wine rack, rat poison, pool maintenance, piano tuning, a chocolate Santa, a pizza cutter and X-rated movies have in common?
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(31)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Comedian Wanda Sykes rips some new right-wing buttholes at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(375)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RedState outraged that Obama would request a private screening of the new Star Trek, saying it shows a "psychotic level of arrogance" and ignores the idea of serving the people. THIS is how your faux outrage is done, folks
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Sat May 09, 2009
(Volokh Conspiracy)
 
 
 
When Star Trek reviews go wrong: "When and why did the Federation turn socialist?"
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(403)
 
(ONN)
 
 
 
School being sued because they let a LESBIAN talk to the snowflakes
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(206)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Wtf this sight if full of so many dumb liberials wtf is wrong with you people go burn a flag: more DailyKos hate mail
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(122)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck has now cranked it to 14: "The government is acting in the role of Lucifer. The government is the Devil"
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(224)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"It's sad that the leader of the free world had to call a live press conference to tell his nation of clueless nitwits that employees must wash hands before returning to work."
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(107)
 
(Electotal-Vote)
 
 
 
Remember when presidential candidates just rented hotel rooms in New Hampshire? Not any more... now they actually move there
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
White House seeking $60 billion for healthcare. That's a whole heaping lot of change to believe in
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(170)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Obama is Spock: he's tough, cool and rational. Like Spock, part of what makes Obama so appealing is the fact that although he's an outsider, he uses that distance to cultivate a sense of perspective"
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(104)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
$30 million in lost ad revenue later, the networks are thinking Fox had the right idea about prime time Presidential pressers
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(203)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
CNN has a new segment called "Wingnut of the Week." They want to pick one wingnut from the right and one wingnut from the left. Guess who the first two honorees are
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(431)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve to be named Top Cop in policing all "too big to fail firms." Tin foil hat sales soar
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(31)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin cleared on ethics charges. No, not those ethics charges, those other ones. No, not those other ones, these other ones
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(47)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Alan Keyes arrested at Notre Dame for trespassing, pass interference
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Fri May 08, 2009
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Michael Steele, who failed the bar, lectures Barack Obama, who taught constitutional law for ten years, what is and is not acceptable in a Supreme Court judge
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(306)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama defunds nuclear waste repository at Yucca Mountain, Nev. So it's green energy except for that kind that provides Europe with 80 percent of its power. This oughta be easy
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(307)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama to give speech regarding Muslim relations. No, not HIS Muslim relations
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(176)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Official who OK'd Air Force One Manhattan flyover resigns, vows not to pay taxes until he is rehired
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(256)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California so broke it can't afford the handbasket to go to hell in
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(475)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US government-funded study sends researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk. Apparently Larry Craig was unavailable
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(129)
 
(Some White House)
 
 
 
One guess as to what the secret ingredient is in "President and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe"
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(195)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Speed camera catches Arizona Republican Party's executive director driving 109. County Attorney's Office: we're not sure we're going to charge him
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(95)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity goes for the low-hanging fruit in defending the apples of the Tree of Liberty
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(186)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama to polar bears: Screw you
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(132)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"I wanted it to be sexy but I didn't want sex," says politician who answered a Craigslist ad for an erotic massage that turned out to be a sting operation
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(195)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae reports staggering $23.2 billion loss in 1Q of 2009. This is good news, as it's down from their $25.2 billion loss in the 4Q last year. Looks like the $200 billion bailout is working
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Work-life balance is a challenge, says the First Lady, so every family needs a "chief of staff and a personal assistant" just like she has
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(132)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
British MPs found to have used office expenses to pay for porn, mole wranglers and chocolate Santas
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(13)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Medicare is a "fiscal tidal wave" that's going to suck money out of the pockets of young Americans to keep their grandparents healthy enough to get in 18 holes before the retirement community mixer
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(261)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama cuts $40,000,0000 in funding for police officers killed in the line of duty, orders more spicy mustard and buys wife another pair of $550 tennis shoes
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(293)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: I was not briefed on waterboarding practices. CIA: Our documents, let us show you them
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(515)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NY Fed Chair leaves after discovery that he remained involved with Goldman Sachs and continued to buy its shares, netting $1.7 million. Somehow, the Fed's general counsel saw no problem with this
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(44)
 
(Boom)
 
 
 
Famous last words? Defense Secretary Gates says, "there is very little chance of theTaliban getting some of Pakistan's nuclear weapons"
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(76)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
At last, it's finally come to this for Sean Hannity. Obama is elitist for requesting spicy mustard on his hamburger
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Thu May 07, 2009
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Senile grandpa ranting about how gay marriage will lead to us buggering animals. Because the law is all that's holding me back. Woof woof rooowwr
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(183)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't ask Obama not to fire gay soldiers and he won't tell you that he's breaking another promise
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(258)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Joe the Plumber officially joins the Fark Independent™ Party
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(167)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The new GOP is using logic and reason to advance their agenda. Just kidding; they've just unveiled their new "Keep Terrorists Out Of America Act"
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(118)
 
(KTAR)
 
 
 
Finally someone in the GOP is arrested for something other than gay sex
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(170)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You know your state's senate election is going to be totally awesome when one candidate tells you not to Google her name while you're at work
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(64)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh contends that "the left is scared to death" of Sarah Palin as a national candidate and the new face of the Republican party
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(344)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama wants more money in budget to catch those underreporting their income. If the IRS begins to enforce underreporting, who is he going to get for his cabinet positions?
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(92)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Who just pleaded guilty to being a naughty Democratic fundraiser? Hsu. I don't know. Third base
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Congressman Alan Grayson (D-amn) smacks a biatch down from the Federal Reserve
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(112)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Postponement of Karl Rove's testimony to Congress now set for early June
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It seems that the Arlen Specter switch to becoming a Democrat is going about as smoothly as a chunky peanut butter and Nerds sandwich on seven-grain bread
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(100)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
On the road to continued Democratic success in the Senate, sometimes a Ridge must pass
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(40)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New Zogby poll shows dirty hippies now outnumber crotchity old bastards
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(237)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 2008, only one Republican Senator received campaign contributions from the UAW. Anyone care to take a stab at who that might have been?
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(158)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
CIA heading to New York to bid on auction items
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FCC diversity committee dedicates itself to all points of view - they have liberals, leftists, Greens, progressives, Democrats, AND socialists
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(413)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Countrywide) is going after shady lending practices. Next up: Ted Kennedy's war on alcoholism
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(42)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
When even creaky liberal fossil George McGovern says your plan to eliminate secret ballots for union elections is too radical, maybe you should rethink your position
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(155)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
God says: "Don't favor the poor over the rich" In other news, the Fair Tax follows God's law
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(501)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite using rancor against his predecessor to spring him to the Presidency, Barack Obama has left some of Bush's most controversial policies largely intact after symbolic makeovers
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(129)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Candidate Obama promised to go through the budget line by line and eliminate waste. President Obama did so, and apparently 99.5 percent of the budget is totally not waste
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(355)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
"I don't think they picked me because they thought I'd be that great a transportation person." - Ray Lahood, secretary of transportation
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(27)
 
(Some bad bill)
 
 
 
A shocking new bill in the U.S. House of Representatives would make it a felony to offend someone online. Snark while you can Farkers, it's PMITA prison if this passes
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(283)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
Imagine what al-Qaeda and the Taliban could do with a country like Pakistan which has a large Indian Ocean coastline -- think Somalia with nukes. Now combine that with General David Petraeus saying there's only two weeks between now and then
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(126)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Authors of Bush memos face backlash. It must be TORTURE for them
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(44)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Franken and Biden meet, set record for most failed jokes in an hour
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conservatives and Fark Independents alike - welcome to paradise
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(245)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Limbaugh expresses the inclusive philosophy of the GOP, tells Colin Powell to go be a Democrat somewhere else
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(206)
 


Wed May 06, 2009
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks: How can the GOP attract more women? Losing some weight and kicking Oxycontin might be a start
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(210)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama promised Sen. Jeff Sessions that he wouldn't nominate a "bomb thrower" to the Supreme Court, but failed to rule out other means by which the secret Muslim justice might deliver his bombs
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We made a mistake, but since we got some really cool photos, we're gonna go ahead and use them anyway
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(98)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The 2010 Census is a flimsy excuse to track citizens when Obama decides to declare martial law and put the UN in control of America, with ACORN's help of course. Subby only needs "reverse vampires" to score a Paranoia Bingo
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(193)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democratic Rep. Jim Moran takes a hard stance against Viagra advertising, which might carry stiff penalties for premature advertisers
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(30)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
RNC Clown College. Michelle Bachmann as a Juggalo (link to all pics in article)
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(46)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Alan Keyes is really looking forward to getting arrested at Notre Dame
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(30)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Edwards: "I don't know if that baby is John's or not." Reilly Hunter: "Wanna find out?"
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(161)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fill in the blank: Republicans go on "listening tour" to learn what Americans want from conservatism. ________ says it should be a teaching tour. Republicans now: "It's not a listening tour, it's a teaching tour."
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(229)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clinton says US deeply regrets Afghan strike, but that won't stop us from doing it again like a hundred times, and also it's all Obama's fault because he sucks and America sucks for not electing her
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(450)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Rep Steve King (R-etard) complains that hate crimes bill will have a chilling effect on those wishing to assault gays. No, really
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(711)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Congressman Barney Frank introduces bill to legalize online gambling
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(144)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Congress decides that the best people to oversee stimulus money are random citizens. Which will give them something to do while waiting in the unemployment line
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interviewed on Good Morning America, new mom Bristol Palin says abstinence is a realistic method of controlling teen pregnancy (w/video)
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(1070)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Russia ejects two Canadians from NATO's Information Bureau in Moscow, probably because the vodka level in their blood was dangerously low
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When Obama praised Rangel for highlighting tax haven problems, he probably didn't mean one Rangel's been operating for years or the one he helped preserve in exchange for million-dollar gift to school named for himself
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(154)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The closer the Democrats get to total power, the nastier the commentators friendly to them have become," says evil neocon Rovian GOP shill
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(158)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama to skip national day of prayer service. Spokesman says he already prays five times a day towards Mecca, so get off his back
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For an hour yesterday, the two most powerful men in America held an all important summit and come to the conclusion that Ray's Hellburger makes a darn tasty burger
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(213)
 
(Some Unsupportive Parent)
 
 
 
Congresswoman votes against gay marriage bill, even though her daughter is lesbian. Wonder what she'll get for Mother's Day?
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(484)
 
(WAFF 48 News)
 
 
 
Concerned citizen sends e-mail to request help from state representative on issue of illegal immigration. Legislator responds, "Go fark yourself"
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(64)
 
(wtol)
 
 
 
Detroit elects new mayor on 15 percent voter turnout, or in other words, all the people left living there
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(102)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama wears a dress when visiting the UN that she has worn before EVERYBODY PANIC
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(328)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Marion Barry votes to approve same sex marriage in D.C. Then he wakes up from his nap and finds out what he just voted Yea on
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bing wins Detroit Mayor vote. Plans to put a Central Perk in every neighborhood
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dems knock the beer out of Specter's hand and kick his feet off the table. "No you can't has Seniority, Not Yours"
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(69)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama says her favorite part of being First Lady was appearing in Sesame Street, because it was only slightly more imaginary than her husband's economic fantasies
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(104)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Obama may have made an enemy that can really damage his Presidency, just like his predecessor
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(285)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Mormons baptized Barack Obama's dead mother last year
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(198)
 


Tue May 05, 2009
(Time)
 
 
 
Arlen Specter looks around the Democratic Party rec room, cracks a beer, and puts his feet up: "There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner"
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(120)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gov. Schwarzenegger: "California should consider legalizing marijuana. I oppose it, for the record. I'm not saying we should. I'm just saying, you know, hey, whatever. I oppose it. But we should talk about it"
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(426)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Shirtless Biden washes Trans Am in White House driveway
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(27)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Conservative talk show host last week: "If Mine That Bird wins, I'll vote Democrat for WI Governor." This week: "Yeah, about that..."
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(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ron Paul has been holding weekly luncheons, and he has a new disciple: Michelle Bachmann
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(202)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Environmentalists during the Bush years: It's shameful that business lobbyists wrote environmental legislation. During the Obama years: Hey, business lobbyists, write this environmental legislation for us
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(255)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gay groups want Obama to pick the first gay Supreme Court Justice. The first "openly" gay justice, that is, so Scalia doesn't count
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(343)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Spain will ask if US officials will put the screws to Bush administration over torture allegations. Of course no one expects an Obama inquisition, because the first element is surprise
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(71)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset the media doesn't make fun of Obama, suggest he spell a vegetable wrong, give a kid a weird name, or mangle the English language like a real politician
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(297)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS reporter explains why it wasn't disrespectful for reporters to sit on their asses when Bush came in the room, despite their eagerness to please the Obama when he enters the room
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(132)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
New York City will spend $75M this year to pay 1400 teachers not to teach: "I'm happy now...I don't have to prep, I don't have to grade tests, I don't have my own class. I don't really have to do anything"
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(90)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
President Obama greets White House crowd with "Happy Cinco de Cuatro". Esta es una mala noticia... para Obama
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(371)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Some days you have to ask yourself, my God, what if these people were Republicans?"
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(615)
 
(Lohud.com)
 
 
 
Democrats slap new tax on productive citizens, broker deal to retain subway urine stench and grant New York MTA another billion dollars to keep track of in their two sets of books
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(163)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish man held in West African prison on suspicion of planning Togo party. Togo, togo, togo
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States Supreme Court will consider life sentences for juveniles. Kafka is not amused
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(188)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Representative John Murtha (D-espicable) steered $4 million in no-compete contracts to a company owned by his nephew
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(243)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Joe the Plumber doesn't want any gays around his kids, which is great since I don't want my gays around Joe the Plumber
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Mon May 04, 2009
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 83, Margaret Thatcher celebrates 30 years since becoming the first female Prime Minister, the seething bitterness coursing through her veins expected to keep her alive for several more decades
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama administration official: "At the White House, as we always like to say, we love MSNBC." No doubt for the hard-hitting, impartial way they hold Obama to account
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House to end "Day of Prayer" tradition started by Bush. Rush and Hannity asplode
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No Obama bailout for newspapers. Twists knife by saying, 'You guys didn't think $100 million meant a lot a few weeks ago'. Liberal activist reporters stunned, ...WTF, we got you elected
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(188)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Stock market erases its 2009 losses on news of Obamas taking an eight-minute stroll after date night
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
13 months after the child's birth, Andrew Sullivan continues to pursue the white whale that "really" gave birth to Trig Palin, took Sullivan's leg
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush suggests universities should charge lower tuition for nurses, scientists, engineers. But aren't Republicans against social engineering?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Sen. Arlen Specter (D-PA): Not only did the GOP push me away, but they killed Jack Kemp. And his little dog, too
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator Orrin Hatch wants you to know the president has used code words indicating he wants to appoint an activist to the Supreme Court, who will push a liberal agenda. "Their side will make sure it is a pro-abortion justice."
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Afghanistan given Bibles, told "We hunt people for Jesus. We do, we hunt them down. Get the hound of heaven after them, so we get them into the Kingdom"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now fourth graders are asking Condi Rice the questions journalists won't
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(132)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
You know you're doing a crappy job as governor when voters would rather have back the guy who was ousted for kinoodling with call girls
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Survey finds 42 percent of Americans think Obama's Supreme Court pick will be too liberal, 41 percent think the choice will be about right. Remaining 17 percent are too busy using their clairvoyance to pick winning lottery numbers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President & First Lady take 8-minute walk after dinner. It's not news, it's.. well, I guess it is the news these days
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA to honor Gov. Sarah Palin with a specially-made Alaska-themed assault rifle
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(317)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The good news: There may be a way for Obama to unload his idiot DHS Secretary. The bad news: By appointing her to the Supreme Court
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says that it's time for the GOP to leave Reagan behind, conveniently ignoring the fact that Reagan's principles got left behind starting in 1988
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(360)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans 2008: Leave Sarah Palin alone. Republicans 2009: Sarah who?
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(150)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Arlen Spector then: "I will return campaign donations to those that take offense". Arlen Spector now: "D'oh"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann (R-evisionist) claims that the Constitition and the Bill of Rights were signed on the same day (not 2 years apart), misattributes god-speech to Big Poppa G-Dubs. Then it just gets weird
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