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Sun April 12, 2009
Teabagging protestors in Nebraska chant "No taxation without representation". This from a state with 0.6% of the US population and 2% of its senators
Obama approved special forces action that put American shipping captain, minorities at risk
Jurors who sent Ted Stevens down the tubes say he's still guilty, regardless of prosecutorial misconduct
"We might want to pity Karl Rove because Karl is completely disconnected from what's going on in the real world"
ACORN plants caught on video discrediting the 9/12 project
(RedState)
Red State would like you to know that for some reason or another the successful rescue means Obama is a bad bad man
The Pax Americana was the greatest boom for freedom and prosperity in the world's history. And it's not over yet. Nor should it be
(Transterrestrial)
Missouri House passes bill allowing concealed carry on college campuses. Oddly enough, effete internet male university administrators get their panties in a knot over the very idea
Today's reason the government has to supress free speech is (spins wheel) offending religion. Hey wait, that one comes up 90% of the time. This game is rigged
Michelle Obama add a full-time makeup artist to her entourage...We know where our tax dollars are going
If you are going to bow to the Saudi King and then lie about it, try to come up with something that YouTube can't disprove
Barack Obama drinks Budweiser, which is grounds for impeachment in submitter's world
Blogs have changed politics forever, which is good news for libertarians, bad news for libtards
James Dobson says that conservatives have lost the culture war. Now all we can do is sit back and wait for the Rapture
Obama, Dems decide to not go after "assault weapons." Republican fauxtrage redirected to teleprompturzLOL in 3...2...1
Study shows that every dollar spent on a lobbyist yields a company $220 in tax breaks
Zimbabwe retires it own dollar after acknowledging that it's worthless, adopts only slightly more solvent currencies including Botswana pula, Polish zloty and American dollar
President Obama to go to church this morning after having his aides search for a church that reflects his personal values. Ha, just kidding they're investigating each church's past history to avoid a political firestorm
(Asia One)
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Our long national nightmare is finally over. The first family have their new dog
Suddenly an out-of-wedlock pregnant daughter doesn't seem so bad
Phony prisoners of war go POW POW POW on the taxpayer
Climate bill could allow global warming victims to sue for damages
Sat April 11, 2009
"The Obama DOJ is now squarely to the Right of an extremely conservative, pro-executive-power, Bush 43-appointed judge on issues of executive power and due-process-less detentions."
Obama still has hundreds of jobs that need to be filled. No word on whether 'Pirate Czar' is among them
Bridge that State of Hawaii said would take two years and $4 million to repair is fixed by local residents in eight days with volunteer labor and donated equipment
DailyKos gets hate mail. And now they are sharing the five best letters each week
Christian radio host: "If god made you and supplied everything for you, doesn't that means you owe your life to him and have to obey him?" Atheist: "No, I'm not a slave."
(Some Guy)
Conservative Commentator outraged at "tasteless" new Eminem video showing him in bed with a fake Sarah Palin. Says he should have used a fake Michelle Obama instead
Another presidential promise we're still waiting to see happen. Can't Obama live up to anything he's promised?
O'Reilly and Beck know why people link their rhetoric to violence: Jealousy, and a sabatoge plot by GE
The Grand Old Party getting ever smaller and more conservative each year, unable to understand why when they are always right on every single issue. What's wrong with you people, anyway?
Karl Rove: Biden is a habitual liar
(FDNM)
Palin, who asked senator to step down, then asked new senator to step down, now says she didn't ask the senator to step down, but she still wants to have an election, so she'll need him to step down. Got it?
(You Betcha)
Gov. Palin's pick for Attorney General asks the hard hitting questions--"If a guy can't rape his wife...who's he gonna rape?"
Bainimarama sworn in again as Fiji PM, looks like it's gonna be a cruel, cruel summer
Governors initially rejecting stimulus money realize they'd like to win their home state when they run for President
Fri April 10, 2009
Thu April 09, 2009
Robert Gibbs gives example of proper "Oh Snap" usage to the White House Press Corps
Because there aren't enough smokers to tax anymore, states consider high taxes on soft drinks. You can have my Mountain Dew when you pry it from my cold, caffeinated hands
Virginia Assembly to its unemployed: stop being lazy and get a job
(Harvard Business)
Is Obama the financial Dubya?
Bad: Sending email with personal comments still on them. News: from the White House. Fark: To the media
Iran admits to running 7,000 uranium... errr... unicorn enrichment centrifuges
New Orleans Mayor is really, really shocked to learn that his Hawaii vacation may have been paid for by a man doing business with the city
Levi gets all mavericky on Palin. It's like redneck ping pong
Top 10 Secret Service code names. Kennedy wasn't called "Lancer" for nothing
Obama's teleprompter declines comment on US hostage crisis off Somalia
(HA HA HA HA no)
Britain discovers it has overpaid the Irish health service about €200million a year, asks Irish Government if they could please have their money back. Faint sound of laughter heard in the distance
You're a disgraced, corrupt, ethics-violating U.S. senator who was voted out of office by your constituents in Alaska. What are you going to do now? Why, file to run in 2014, of course
One member of the Presidential Advisory Council on Faith Based and Neighborhood Partnerships is gay. What does this mean? To Newt Gingrich, it means a secret conspiracy to have the government control all religions. So its probably that
Conservatives outraged that Notre Dame has invited a president to speak who supports a woman's right to make personal decisions about her own body. Laments the old days of speakers who only supported torture and the deaths of thousands
Wed April 08, 2009
President Obama's videotaped message to the Iranian people appears to have worked. Iranian pressure forces Mahmoud Amadinnerjacket to call for talks with the U.S
Seven reasons why the Republicans, tanned, rested and ready, are going to roar back starting in 2010
White House: "President Obama totally didn't bow to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia"
Roger Ebert gives us his latest non-movie review: Thoughts on Bill O'Reilly
(Some Guy)
What is best in life? To crush Republicans, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli" to hit comic-book shelves near you
Italian prime minister goes on TV to tell survivors who lost their homes in this week's earthquake to lighten up and consider the experience a fun weekend camping trip
South Africa's next president has four wives and is poised to lead his nation straight to Zimbabwehood. With cannot-be-unseen photo of president in native dress
Dear Norm Coleman: When NRO writers are telling you to give up, it might be time to pack it in. Yours truly, Reality
Former British PM Tony Blair is worried everyone's forgotten him, so he starts an argument with the Pope over homosexuality. That oughta do it
McCain describes time in Hanoi Hilton, saying "I couldn't control my despair. All my pride was lost." Oddly enough, other men feel the same way about time in Paris Hilton
Dead man wins election in Missouri. This is not a repeat from 2000
Tue April 07, 2009
Barack Obama, despite being a self made millionaire several times over, has never earned a paycheck in his life. This news brought to you by the freako liberals at MSNBC
First female commander of Canadian warship takes the helm. Canoe and beaver jokes to the right
Democrats have finally figured out how to make the 'rich' pay for all their spending...reclassify large portions of the middle class as 'rich'. Mission Accomplished
British like to talk about how much more hard-hitting their political journalism is than that of Americans. Here's the latest proof: "Why is Michelle Obama wearing false eyelashes?"
Obama wants to stop people from taking vacations to Antarctica. This must be the change he was talking about
Lawmaker considers running for governor in the wake of Iowa's gay marriage ruling. "When these kinds of things happen, it sucks me into the Iowa policy in a way that I haven't been sucked into it in a while"
(Some Guy)
Political blogs going under as a result of recession cutting down advertising revenues, fact they can no longer explain everything their readers need to know about politics with photo captions that begin "Chimpy McFlightsuit..."
(Some Guy)
Bill O'Reilly: "I have more power than any politician in the country"
Mett the new boss, same as the old boss: "In style, substance and photo-ops, Obama's unannounced stopover in Baghdad was straight out of the George W. Bush playbook"
Barney Frank gets ass handed to him by college student who blew him out of the building
First gay marriage was legal in Massachusetts, then Connecticut, then Iowa, now it's moving on to Vermont. Yeeeeeeaaaaarrggggh
(TaxProf Blog)
Top 1 percent of US households earned 19 percent of the nation's income and paid 28 percent of all taxes. Won't someone think of the top 1 percent?
House approves Obama budget, rejects lupus
Remember Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) and how his conviction for corruption proved that no one was above the law? Yeah, about that
Hussein back in Baghdad
(Lohud.com)
Eliot Spitzer is sick of sleeping on the couch and wants a return to politics, vowing that this time he'll stick to banging interns like regular politicians
Canadian "human rights" commissioner: "Freedom of speech is an American concept, so I don't give it any value." Eh?
Defense Secretary Gates reveals Obama's plan to restructure U.S. defense, rendering it incapable of defending the Pacific floor from North Korea or the box office from Fast & Furious sequels
Researchers prove that Barack Obama, unlike George W. Bush, is a divider, not a uniter
Nevada Gov. assaults woman in parking garage, bangs Miss Sept '89, an ex-wife of a Mayor, sends 860 sext messages, gets divorced. The Aristocrats
Former Reagan administration official and right-wing commentator Frank Gaffney: "OMG Obama is a seekrit Muslim and speaking in code"
Mon April 06, 2009
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