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Sun February 01, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Iceland's new prime minister is first openly gay head of state. Hopes to strap on and tackle her nation's canyon of debt
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(64)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
To the idiots who think Obama is doing a heckofa job in Kentucky local officials would like to have a word with you
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(361)
 
(YNet News)
 
 
 
After mortars and missiles fired today injured Israelis, Prime Minister Olmert told the IDF to prepare for an attack on Gaza and that this time "our response will be disproportionate"
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(430)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some pretty charts to illustrate Obama's package, in case you don't get what all the zeros mean
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(264)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
To the idiots perpetuating the lie that Obama is ignoring Kentucky, the Governor of Kentucky would like a word with you
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(289)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Worcester, Massachusetts' plan to build new city park: borrow money from federal government and pay back loan with other federal money. Did anybody hear a "pop"?
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(24)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Liberal critics are suddenly discovering their jobs are not so easy when they don't have Bush to kick around
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(160)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman uses Milton Friedman's economic theory to explain why spending is a better stimulus than tax cuts
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(171)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Guy Hunt, who in 1987 became Alabama's first Republican governor since Reconstruction, dead at age 75
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(42)
 


Sat January 31, 2009
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Republican Governors, who have to actually deal with the problems their counterparts in Congress just talk about, are desperate for Obama's stimulus package to pass
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(141)
 
(American Prospect)
 
 
 
George Bush's Chief of Staff says Obama is disrepecting the Presidency by not wearing a jacket in the oval office. Because as we all know if you are going to authorize torture, you should at least dress the part
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(209)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Less than two weeks into his administration, Barack Obama is being portrayed by opponents as a new Jimmy Carter - weak at home and naive abroad - in an attempt to ensure that he serves only one term"
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(204)
 
(Some Gun Nut)
 
 
 
Mayor Daley blames Hudson family murder on handguns, cites case as why hangun ban works
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(117)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
New RNC Chairman says government has never created a single job, but has only destroyed them. I suppose that means when he was Lt. Governor of Maryland he was unemployed
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(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Dakota universities arguing whether or not students should be allowed to carry guns. That sound you just heard was east and west coast liberals gasping and fainting
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(134)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary says the White House Press Briefing is obsolete and a venue for misinformation
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(47)
 
(Some Moonbat)
 
 
 
In their ongoing effort to validate every conservative cliche about them, California liberals are now protesting ROTC because it trains people to shoot guns
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(157)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Poll taken to choose best name for Presidental Dog. "Chris Matthews", "Keith Olbermann" not listed since they're already humping his leg
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(90)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Incredibly, not a Senator on the Committee questioned -- much less burst into outright laughter at -- Gore's absurd point."
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(464)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Sales tax is a Democrat plot to destroy the economy
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(128)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tom Daschle pays $128,000 in back taxes, finding the money under his seat cushion
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Leader of Alaska's house Democrats wonders why the lights aren't on at the Governor's mansion. I guess she wasn't paying attention during the VP debate
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only NPR could favorably compare Obama with Reagan. It's not news, it's your tax dollars at work
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(177)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Media takes notice of how much the media is taking notice of Rush Limbaugh. It's not news
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(86)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
"If we have more STD prevention, it will be safer for loose women to go into bars and pick up feckless men." And why should anyone oppose the stimulus bill?
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So Pooty-Poot is all 'U guyz r so stoopid' and Billyboy Clinton is like 'Ha ha you suck' and totally unfriends him on Facebook
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(39)
 


Fri January 30, 2009
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama begins discussing global trade imbalances. Hu's on first
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(134)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Teachers: "Our students are out of control." Ministry of Education: "Here, check out this scientology website"
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(149)
 
(Biz Journals)
 
 
 
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) plans to introduce legislation that will cap compensation for employees of any private company that accepts federal dollars. Suck it, CEO's
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(412)
 
(McClatchy)
 
 
 
Former USS Cole commander: "We shouldn't make policy decisions based on human rights"
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(395)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
With no ulterior motives whatsoever, RNC elects Michael Steele as chairman
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(398)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British politician say campaigning is like sex, presumedly because the electorate is farked
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(21)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Rody Giuliani defends Wall Street bonuses, claiming that the high bonuses created surpluses for the city when he was mayor. Oh, and 9/11
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(179)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Houston Mayor under fire for appearing in newspaper ad depicting MLK as "Dream" Obama as "Change" and himself as "Hope". (with pic)
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(69)
 
(PolitiFact)
 
 
 
Obama has broken his first promise
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(455)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owner of presidential-themed restaurant surprised by the customer backlash when he emailed the announcement for the new "Obama Room", probably because it replaced "Cheney's dinner critter shooting range"
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(116)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Samantha Power, 2008: "Hillary Clinton is a monster". Samantha Power, 2009: "Uh, hi boss"
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Less than 24 hours after Blagojevich was given the boot, all references to him have been removed from the state capitol
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(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Showing the kind of hard-hitting reporting the media is famous for, a new study concludes 28% of people cried during Obama's inauguration. Since this is from FOXNews, you know why they were crying
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN suggest we drop the whole "First 100 days in office" thing for Obama
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watch out, bankers - you done gone and pissed off Barack now: "That is the height of irresponsibility. It is shameful ... there will be time for them get bonuses. Now is not that time."
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(283)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Republican Party's new motto: "No"
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(423)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After storming out of a debate on Gaza at the World Economic Forum, Turkish Prime Minister given hero's welcome, which consists of meat on stick and a can of crab juice
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, a group of radical women began arguing that all feminists should be lesbians. Today, Farkers argue that all women should be lesbians. Ah, progress
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(138)
 


Thu January 29, 2009
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds discarded document at college library. News: it's called "CHENEY The Evolution of Presidential War Powers." Fark: It's Elizabeth Cheney's 1988 college thesis
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(93)
 
(STLToday)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blagowned
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(619)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama signs bill assuring equal pay for womens into law. Now go make me a sammich, dude
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(341)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First public monument to former president George W. Bush unveiled
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard goes on Oprah to talk about "dark and repulsive" sexual thoughts he has had. Oddly, he was not referring to his sex dreams about Oprah
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(204)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Ms. Pelosi, how does STD education stimulate the economy?" Pelosi: "Errr ummm well I like prevention"
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(382)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dear Iranian people, How are you? I am fine. The weather had been cold in Washington. How is it there? Sincerely, President Obama
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Buy American" clause in the stimulus bill could bar foreign steel and spark a massive trade war not seen since Qui-Gon was sent to negotiate with Nute Gunray
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(201)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "Hey, President Obama: Got a few questions about that openness pledge." Obama: "No problem; I -- LOOK: A UFO"
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(195)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep. John Carter (R-TX) introduces "Rangel Rule" to allow all Americans the same tax benefits afforded to Charlie Rangel (D-Costa Rica) - namely, to blow off your taxes and blame The Man if anybody points that out
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(392)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fearing he may have toupee for his blunders, Blago now wants to combover and clear the hair in trial's closing statements. Fail tag waits in the wings, bangs at door. Bouffant
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(181)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Germans want their own Obama, that they can hug and squeeze and hold and call George
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McCain campaign vindicated as Ohio prosecutor uncovers rampant voter fraud. "Rampant" does mean "one guy who turned himself in months ago," right?
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(45)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Mayor Crackhead in trouble with the IRS for not paying his taxes. Again. This is not a repeat from 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 or 2004
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(83)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Serbian parliamentarians go on strike for two hours to protest televised tennis
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White house relaxes dress code, concedes that nobody in this economy can afford an entire suit anyway
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(334)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how Obama pledged not to hire any lobbyist in his administration? Yeah, about that...
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(444)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Will the global economic crisis destroy the dollar and force us to adopt a North American currency? You can bet your bottom Amero that it won't
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(196)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Former GOP Rep. Dick Armey lives up to his name. Tells Joan Walsh, "I'm glad you could never be my wife having to listen to that prattle"
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(88)
 
(Newsblaze)
 
 
 
Pledge mentions God? Fine. Pledge while you see a picture of the President? Conservative outrage time
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(246)
 


Wed January 28, 2009
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Stimulus bill passes the House of Representatives with zero Republican votes. Good thing Obama cut out big portions of the bill and spent all that time and effort in order to work together with the GOP
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(697)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Norm Coleman fakes a website crash so he can pretend people care about helping him steal his Senate seat back from Franken
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(140)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Obama tries to walk through a window. No doubt this proves he's an idiot, as will be proven by billions of copies of the embarrassing photo being posted in the forums
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(281)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
George H.W. Bush shows the world where W. got his sense of humor
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(89)
 
(NY Observer)
 
 
 
Andrea Mitchell has become a gay icon: "She's the Golden Girls rolled into one: the body of Sophia, the sassiness of Dorothy and probably a sex kitten like Blanche, and most likely from the Midwest, like Rose"
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(49)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
President Obama complains that DC residents always take the day off when it snows, when he has no trouble walking the 50 feet from his bedroom to the Oval Office
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The House votes to not force you to watch any more of those annoying DTV commercials
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(314)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The stimulus plan costs so much because it's a massive payout by the Democrats to groups that support them and to programs they've been dreaming about for four decades
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(658)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama: We're going to give income tax "rebates" to people who pay no income tax. GOP: uhhkay
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(476)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad demands apology from US, threatens photoshop retaliation
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(244)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Russia suspends plans to deploy missiles in Kaliningrad in response to recent American moves. Maybe this Obama guy is on to something after all
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Q: You're an openly gay physician overseeing an AIDS program that's saved 2 million lives. The Obama Administration: A. Gives you a medal, B. Throws a parade, or C. Asks you to leave Day 1 because you're a Bush appointee?
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(217)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston politician runs for mayor on the "mistakes were made" platform
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(15)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why can't the Berkeley public library get their scanner machines serviced? Because the maintenance company hasn't signed the Nuclear Free Berkeley Act. "The act is meant to be a blow against nuclear war." Wait...what?
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(153)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Legislator submits bill proposing that State Legislators lose a day's pay for every day they fail to vote for legislation
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's former budget director doesn't think President Obama's stimulus plan can walk and chew gum at the same time. "Doing stimulus and long-term investment is hard, mmmkay?"
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(86)
 
(KDBC.com)
 
 
 
Congress to consider important rule change to allow legislators to wear bolo ties during sessions in the House chambers. Spats and ascot lobbyists awaiting decision with bated breath
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(30)
 


Tue January 27, 2009
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Now that he's won his protracted battle to get into the Senate, Roland Burris wants you to know that without him, Obama would not be president
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(60)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh told by GOP leadership to STFU. Rush responds by saying there is no GOP leadership, just a bunch of pansies awed by The One
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(446)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
UN officials announce they have enough evidence to prosecute Rumsfeld for war crimes
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(652)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama's stimulus plan includes a bunch of cash for that firm who registered your dead grandmother to vote...twice
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(367)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton says the world is exhaling now that Obama is President. Inhaling not discussed
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin launches political action committee, the JoeSixPac, to support future Mavricks
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(240)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama to Citibank's plan to waste $50 million on a new jet: "FIX IT"
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(388)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein patiently explains Journalism 101 to Rachel Maddow
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(533)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland Mayor Sam Adams, 45, reported to have made out with 17-year-old Beau Breedlove in a publicly owned bathroom. Any stereotypes I missed?
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(153)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers sends notice to Karl Rove: "Change has come to Washington, and I hope Karl Rove is ready for it. After two years of stonewalling, it's time for him to talk"
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(394)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack identifies the greatest crisis threatening the Midwest: The lack of Internet in rural areas
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unhappy at his rapidly increasing irrelevance, Rush Limbaugh resorts to schoolyard bully tactics
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(525)
 


Mon January 26, 2009
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Govenator wants to tax rounds of golf, auto repairs, veterinary care, amusement park and sporting event admissions, as well as appliance and furniture repairs. Is Florida accepting new residents?
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(141)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Colorado appoints new senator, somehow manages to do so without scandal, buffoonery, or drama. Illinois and New York expected to pimp slap Colorado, tell it to get with the damn bread and circuses already
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
President Obama's first formal TV interview as President goes to his good friends at MSNB... wait, al-Arabiya? Really?
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(629)
 
(ChiTown)
 
 
 
Chicago bus drivers union complains their drivers can't afford the $100 fine for blowing red lights. City agrees, sticks taxpayers with the bill. Result - violations double in one year. Who-da thunk it?
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Geithner confirmed after a taxing debate
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(219)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
McCain Twitters. Time to change the meds again?
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Obama administration may have a scandal brewing, hints Bob Woodward cryptically
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(132)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review already hyperventilating over Obama: "This is a relapse into paganism"
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(251)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cheney's undisclosed location disclosed
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iceland's government collapses as financial crisis worsens. Bjork spotted holding "Will warble atonally for food" sign
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(111)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In a much anticipated match up, we have in this corner noted neocon and creepy smiley guy, Bill Kristol. And in the opposing corner, member of the Film Actors Guild, and outspoken slow talker Matt Damon
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(221)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Blagojevich, his political days numbered, admits he was considering Oprah for Obama's vacant Senate seat. Because if there's one thing Oprah has, it's political experience
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McCain is unhappy with the contents of the stimulus bill, wants it re-written. Democrats respond "come up with another 97 electoral votes and we'll get right on that"
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(137)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
If the stimulus doesn't work, welcome to a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where China and India rule and America is just an overgrown Albania
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(534)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Peguis fail to secure native land rights in Canada, after someone points out that they come from the wrong pole
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(21)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Pelosi says picturing her naked will save the economy
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(155)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating drops 15 percent in one week on news that the unicorns and rainbows are on backorder
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(465)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts has now gone [0] days without the Speaker of the House resigning due to charges of corruption
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Paterson whines to guests at a private event that Caroline Kennedy was "nasty" to him and was disrespectful, and he most definitely would have choked a biatch if someone could put his hands on her neck for him
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Impeachment trial of Gov. Blagojevich will go on without him. To adapt to his absence, prosecutors will question a sock puppet operated by defense counsel, who will say what he "thinks" the governor would say
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(35)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If you missed the inauguration because of security problems, you can gather at the Capitol and watch the swearing-in on your laptops over the weekend. No, Obama won't be there. Bottled water is still $10 though
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
There's already has a torrid love affair within the White House, and it's not some 50-year-old dude and a fat gay hooker from a conservative news site. Change we can believe in (with hot underwear model pics)
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: Really cheap. The State of California is accepting bids from qualifying buyers. The tenth largest economy in the world is for sale. BRING CASH
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans are starting to sour on the economic stimuWOOOO WOOOO LETS RUN THIS MOTHER INTO THE GROUND
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(181)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NATO is suffering from "enlargement fatigue." Hopefully, from the waist up
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(AP)
 
 
 
In order to honor Obama's vow to eliminate earmarks, Congress has decided to stop using the term "earmark"
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Looks like Cheney booby-trapped his old office
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Constitutional amendment proposed to eliminate gubernatorial appointments to the Senate. U.S. PoliSci 101 students everywhere sense impending six-page essay
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