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Sun December 14, 2008
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CA legislature approves emissions standards for 2011 that will cost trucking industry billions; good thing Obama will have revitalized the economy by then
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(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Awwww Joe Biden gets a new puppy
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain says he is not sure that he would vote for Palin for president if she chose to run; this is bad news...for the five people who actually think she has a chance
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(110)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Internal memo shows GOP killed auto loans with a deep, abiding concern for the American people. Just kidding; it was all about politics and union-busting
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(285)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Sen. John McCain, D-Ariz"
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(248)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McCain visits Letterman: ""I don't want to talk about the bleeping campaign. If you think I'm going to go back to that bleeping situation, then bleep you."
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Election board in Minnesota has ruled that rejected absentee ballots should be counted in Senate race. In other news, that election is STILL going on?
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush spending his last precious days in office doing his best to screw Obama
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(388)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP Memo about Automaker bailout: We can make this a "first shot against organized labor." Way to keep yourselves relevant, Republicans
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(155)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Santa gives city commissioners practical books as gifts, such as "Motions Made Easy: How to Tell If a YES Vote Is Really for or Against the Issue" and "How to Vote Against Your Own Motion With Confidence and Conviction"
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson Jr. fighting to get his name back. America agrees to give name back, but only if he profusely apologizes for doing nothing wrong and promises to attend therapy and counseling
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report indicates Obama's stimulus package could cost as much as $1 trillion, which is equal to roughly 5% of the entire US GDP. This should end well
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(137)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you're U.S. Rep. Gregory Meeks (D-umbass, Queens) and are there instead of at the car industry bailout hearing. To meet a lobbyist. And paid for using campaign funds
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Headline: "No taint seen on Prez-elect"
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(90)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Obama names Napoleon Dynamite Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. When asked about his plan for the housing crisis the Secretary responded: "Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!"
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Sat December 13, 2008
(LogoDesign)
 
 
 
The man who designed the now-famous Obama 2008 campaign logo shows the other logos that didn't make the cut
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Now that we've settled which American industries will survive, let's figure out which countries are too important to fail. First up: Ecuador
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat on Caroline Kennedy inheriting Clinton's Senate seat: It would be like giving it to J-Lo. Name recognition, but no talent
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(62)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
President-Elect Obama pushes for more accessible government. President Bush seen scratching his head in confusion. Is it January yet?
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(67)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tuskegee airmen get special invitation to inauguration of Barack Obama
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of Bush's last acts in office is to change endangered species status from protected to delicious
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(127)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Car industry thrivng in the south. Why? No UAW. "Why would a worker in Alabama or Texas making far and away the best wages he ever could want to join the UAW? The UAW has no story to tell these people that makes any sense"
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(510)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Don't make Marvel Comics angry, Mr. Rumsfeld. You wouldn't like them when they're angry
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(83)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Israel wants to snip the tip off of the West Bank in peace deal
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(179)
 
(Danwei.org)
 
 
 
Analysis of countries which have "gravely hurt the feelings of the Chinese people" according to the Chinese Communist Party since 1947
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(59)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Garry Kasparov starts new Russian opposition party. Your move, Putin
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
President Bush plans to send US troops to Somalia as his term winds down, leaving his Democratic successor to deal with the ensuing carnage and public opinion backlash. This is not a repeat from 1992
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(58)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Five short economics lessons for the Obama years
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(115)
 


Fri December 12, 2008
(Google)
 
 
 
This Blagojevich business is so bad that even the previous governor is apologizing. From jail
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity responds to The Daily Show's send off of Alan Colmes. Suprisingly he has a good sense of humor about the whole thing and takes it in stride....just kidding he's a complete jag about it
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(144)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why Americans are so conflicted about the death penalty, and what we can do about it
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(567)
 
(MediaMemo)
 
 
 
Please come back, Sarah Palin: Traffic to web video site Hulu drops in November
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(72)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit to Ex-Tiger Jim Bunning (R-Toyota): STFU and GTFO
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(114)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After voting against the auto bailout plan, U.S. senator and ex-Tiger pitching great Jim Bunning plans to go forward with plans to hawk autographed baseballs, jerseys or gloves in the deepest heart of UAW country. What could possibly go wrong?
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(218)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
At this point when a Republican Senator is rennovating his house it is a safe assumption it's being done with free, illegal money
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(47)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Democrats are four times more corrupt than Republicans. It's science
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(239)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sort of manages not to talk out of his ass for once
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blair House: Yes, Presidents-Elect traditionally stay here, but you can go elsewhere, you attractive and successful African-American
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(260)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune sets up a poll to pick the name of the Blagojevich scandal. Surely Farkers could do better than the choices they came up with. Voting enabled
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(338)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) in 2005: We must use the nuclear option to get rid of filibusters forever. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) today: filibusters are our friend
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(77)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
All hope for the new secretary of health have been Daschled
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(149)
 
(MG.co.za)
 
 
 
How to become an African dictator in 12 easy steps
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama makes holiday foreign appearances as wise man #1 in Italian Nativity scenes. Obama supporters note that it's obviously inaccurate, the savior should be in swaddling clothes in the middle
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(116)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Psychologist suggests Blago's hair helmet was first sign of trouble, possible location of missing WMDs
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(56)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Former Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian to be indicted on corruption charges. There'll be hell Taipei
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(15)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where the Taleban get the money for all those bullets? Your tax dollars at work
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican Party gets a Colin cleansing
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(176)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
The protectors of Dubya's legacy let his library domain name GeorgeWBushLibrary.com expire and have to buy it back from a company called "Illuminati Karate" for $30k
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FBI complaint alleges Obama knew about Balgo.. Blagojef... that guy from Illinois with the terrible toupee
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(240)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
News: McCain campaign sells off everything from campaign-- including a $20 Blackberry loaded with email addresses and phone numbers for former staffers. FARK: They sold it to an investigative reporter
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(68)
 


Thu December 11, 2008
(Politico)
 
 
 
Subby is shocked, SHOCKED that Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Toyota Plant) as well as Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Hyundai Plant) and Sen. Bob Corker (R-Nissan Plant) don't like the auto bailout plan
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(237)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ron Paul on the Auto Bailout- "We're in the midst of nationalization, without a whimper. Theres no real talk about it"
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(340)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Law professors look at the Blagojevich indictment and come to the conclusion that Blago may have done nothing illegal
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Friends of (expletive) wife of Gov. Blogojevich say (expletive) transcript of her (expletive) profanity-laced conversations don't (expletive) represent who she really (expletive) is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today publishes the most corrupt states in the nation. Who takes the top spot? Well, let's just say your Buffalo wants 90,000 dollars in unmarked bills
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(191)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Here they are: the 32 pro-bailout, anti-free market, hemp-pants wearing, tofu-eating, disco-dancing, Harry Potter-reading, America hating Republicans who voted "yes" on the bailout
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(206)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dear Israel, If Iran nukes you first we'll nuke the shiat out of them. But they have to like totally nuke you and like kill everyone before we respond. Good luck and have fun. Yours truly, Barack Obama
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(417)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Blagojevich can't even sell a US Senate seat for a decent price, as one NYC assemblyman racked up the same amount of bribe money all by himself, just for access to a bunch of no-name schlumps in Albany
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
At the UN climate negotiations, poor countries will reduce their emissions if rich countries pay for it. And we're talking poor countries such as Singapore and Kuwait. Wait, what?
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(108)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Michael Chertoff, Homeland Security secretary, top immigration official in the country, has his house cleaned by illegal immigrants
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(71)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's transition team is all "NASA, what's up?" NASA is then like "GTFO" So Obama's team is all, "WTF?" NASA: "I told you GTFO, you don't know shiat"
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(539)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Saying he "understands addiction", President Bush announces that teen drug usery is in declination
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(53)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Europe may crumble because Germany's economy and bad planning is forcing it to take bold action. 1932 called and wants it headline back
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(105)
 
(CSN Houston)
 
 
 
By wishing our friends well in ways that might please us/ We're slowly and surely destroying their Jesus
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(27)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
On energy policy, Jimmy Carter urges Barack Obama to perpetuate a crisis mentality and constantly guilt-trip Americans into making sacrifices, like he did. Which worked out so totally awesome
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(214)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Illinois governor, on calls from President-elect Obama to resign: Whateva, I do what I want
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(68)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
November 8: "Obama met with Governor Rod Blagojevich earlier this week to discuss it." December 10: "KHQA has no knowledge that any meeting ever took place." Well, isn't that something
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(746)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How the Fedghrsajga *ahem* How the Feds listgajagbl *AHEM* How the Feds listened in on Blagojevich. Gesundheit
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obamanation: We've set up this website so you can ask the President-elect anything you want. Public: Yeah, about Blagojevich- Obamanation: LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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(200)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama to stretch inauguration into four days of events, followed by 6-week commemoration of inauguration, capped off with yearlong tribute to 6-week commemoration of inauguration
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama: I Chu Chu Choose you
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(148)
 


Wed December 10, 2008
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly could read the Army Field Manual to learn what's in it. Or he could use his preferred method: making up whatever he wants to make the scary liberals go away. Wonder which one he'll choose?
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(95)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. David Vitter (R-LAys Hookers) calls auto bailout "ass backwards"
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(134)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
House approves $15 billion bailout for the Big 3. If it weren't for capitalism, we'd all be getting free cars right now
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just what you'd expect from Congress - the Big 3 bailout plan includes a nice pay raise for judges: an extra five grand for themselves
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(144)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Republicans will not allow taxpayers to subsidize failure," says GOP leader; somehow also manages to keep a straight face and not add "anymore" as an afterthought
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(52)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger warns about "Armageddon" over state budget woes. Why didn't he warn us about "Junior"?
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(36)
 
(WEEI)
 
 
 
Military expert Curt Schilling announces we're winning war in Iraq. GO YANKEES
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(84)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Obama: I never met with Blagojevich about my seat. "He's meeting with Governor Rod Blagojevich this afternoon in Chicago to discuss it." (Nov 5, KHQA) Oops
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(638)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
According to the NY Times, this summer, Obama almost single-handedly engineered an override of Blagojevich's veto of ethics legislation that expressly outlawed the gov's shenannigans
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(92)
 
(ManBearPig)
 
 
 
Umm, yeah...about that global warming consensus thingie
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(478)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe an unaccountable $700 billion slush fund wasn't the best idea
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Norm Coleman in the "next politican to be investigated by the FBI" lottery, check in at the right to claim your prize
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(57)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Barack HUSSEIN Obama plans to be sworn in using his full name, may ask Chief Justice Roberts to emphasize HUSSEIN "like they do on Fark"
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(138)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. is "Senate Candidate #5" who offered $1million for Obama's seat
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(472)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AP applies their unique brand of "analysis" to the Illinois mess: He isn't accused of anything, in fact he had nothing to do with it as far as we can tell; but this is bad news...for Obama"
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(268)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Blago: Morning Shows Dance Around D-Word
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(118)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama lowers projected magical unicorn and fairy dust giveaway
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(68)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Legislation proposed to require laser-etching of every bullet, which will dramatically increase costs of ammo. Looks like the stockpilers aren't so stupid after all
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(567)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Mayor of SF is out promoting a "Buy it in San Francisco" program. A reporter asks him why he bought his new Chevy truck from the dealer in another town while the only Chevy dealer in SF may be going out of business. Ta Da Dumbass
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(52)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI agent on Illinois: "If it is not the most corrupt state in the United States, it's certainly one hell of a competitor." Illinois to other competitors: Your move Louisiana, Alaska, Arkansas and New York
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(138)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe the Plumber sinks McCain, says he'd still lay pipe for Palin
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(145)
 


Tue December 09, 2008
(Politico)
 
 
 
Evidence of Barack Obama and Rod Blagojevich connection becomes heavily down-played, David Axelrod suddenly becomes someone who "misspoke." Because we all know politicians don't have any skeletons in the closet
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(374)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama has already failed as our next President because he's now getting fewer YouTube hits than that Roomba-riding cat
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
George W. Bush: The Bible is "probably not" literally true
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(596)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
2003: Book urging constitutionally limited government is a complete flop. 2008: People terrified of the incoming president with a strong constitutional law background have made the book wildly popular
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(116)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
That Didn't Take Long: Illinois Senate Seat up for Sale on eBay
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(36)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Blago wanted to shake down Warren Buffett too. So to recap, the Governor tried to get money out the President-Elect, one of the biggest newspaper companies in the world, and the richest man in the world. Insanity defense here we come
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(286)
 
(CSN Houston)
 
 
 
Obama has yet to prove he isn't from another planet called Argornia in the star system Thraxos and that he didn't come here through some sort of Stargate
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(137)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Conservative poltical advocacy group Freedom Watch to shut down at the end of the month. End of election cycle cited , but the fact that its main donor has lost 95% of $28 billion net worth in the last year may also have something to do with it
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mass. Governor Mitt Romney (R-eally fancy underpants) questioned on committee spending
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's nice to know that while our country is imploding that members of Congress can still get shiatfaced and silly at White House parties
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(74)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
DNC chair Karen Thurman wants to probe the house speaker. Giggity
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(14)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
This year marks the 75th anniversary of a genocidal holocaust. No, not that Holocaust. The one they never taught you about in school. The one that killed more people
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(316)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Illinois governor has been arraigned and released on a $4,500 bond, or about one percent the cost of a bribe
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(114)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, comrades: the number of political dissidents in China has decreased. Bad news: they're being reclassified as "mental patients" and forcibly institutionalized
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(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Next Prime Minister of Canada to be a guy nicknamed "Iggy"
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(235)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistan tells India to "pause and take a breath," then leans over to Turkey and murmurs something about "womens' troubles."
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(53)
 
(MinnPost)
 
 
 
2008's "Most Embarrassing Re-Elected Members of Congress" lineup. Collect the whole set
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(45)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Democratic stimulus plan perpetuates the very bogus idea "that government can boostrap the economy out its funk by hiring two guys to dig a hole and a couple more to fill it in"
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(277)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
...and then Hannity was all like "You suck" and Chopra was all like "Oh No You Didn't" and like biatchslapped him
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin visits Canada, talks about things that it and Alaska have in common, such as hockey, hunting, fishing, and wacky right-wing politicians
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Local news reports, meanwhile, suggest that it was Obama chief-of-staff Rahm Emanuel who blew the whistle on the governor."
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(123)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What Obama should do with Cuba. (with bonus zombie pic)
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(60)
 
(CSN Houston)
 
Video
 
Chris Matthews in a minute. Can you imagine this guy on the senate floor? Can you? Can you? CAN YOU?
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush says "Creation" is not incompatible with "Evolution". For example, when God created the oil in the Mideast, he knew we'd evolve to take it
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(358)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin's outrage du jour for December 9, 2008: For some unknown reason, she's upset that actor Jamie Foxx suggested that the Obamas get a pit bull
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(80)
 
(Washington Watch)
 
 
 
Congress and the public had only 22 hours and 55 minutes to examine the $700 billion bailout bill. Question is, how long will we get to examine the $15 billion US automaker bailout bill? Only 10 minutes? A glimpse as it come from the printer?
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(37)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
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(98)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe tells the world to shut its whore mouth while he's talking
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(151)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama smokes polls
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(215)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Now that he's taken down a Democrat, US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald has gone from being a Godless partisan witch hunter who hates the troops to a courageous American hero of justice and liberty
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(128)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fox cannot bring themselves to update the presidential vote totals to reflect the official certifications, probably because doing so would increase Obama's margin of victory by 2 million votes
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
NewsFlash
 
Illinoje Gojevernor Rod Blagojevich arrestjevid jon federlag corruptigojn chlargesich
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Fran Dresher? Hahahahahaha
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(75)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Barack, We hope you enjoyed that little election night shindig we threw for you. Now please send us $2 million to pay for it or we'll have to fire a bunch of your constituents. Love, Chicago
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(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hottest Google searches in the past week include 'prorogue' and 'coalition', proving there are only two kinds of people in the world: Canadians, and people who wish they were
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler has apparently made an impression in Colorado, as John Elway only polls one point better than Tom Tancrazy in polling for Ken Salazar's senate seat
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Robin Williams on the 2008 elections: "Where did they get Sarah Palin? Did Ronald Reagan have a kid with Posh Spice?"
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(118)
 
(Some Illinoyed)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor clearly has no understanding of how the news media operates
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(177)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Webmaster of "Thank You George W. Bush" site racing to remove fail-related comments
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(713)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
More awkward than when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley, or any woman, for that matter: George Bush plants a wet one on Barbra Streisand (video)
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(84)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Deregulation" is to the government as "NOT ME" is to the kiddies in Family Circus
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(111)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deputy Obama Campaign Director points out to hard core liberals that America has some serious issues to deal with before they get down to making this a Eurosocialistislamofascist country, may have to wait until second term
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(71)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama says gun-owning Americans do not need to rush out and stock up before he is sworn in. Because obviously people acting on impluse to buy guns because Obama was elected will listen to him when he says he won't take them
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(717)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Stephane Dion, the guy who was going to be Canada's next PM, then got defeated in an election, resigned, and was going to be Canada's next PM again before Parliament was suspended, will resign on Wednesday
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(285)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone set up a web site where you can thank President Bush for his 8 years of service. This should end well
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(575)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
French President Sarkozy surren...err...ups the ante in his tiff with China and praises the Dalai Lama
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(36)
 
(Foolocracy)
 
 
 
Guess who else needs a bailout? Hillary Clinton. And Obama's working on it
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(56)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you want to know just how eager political reporters are to fabricate stories out of thin air, kneecap one of their sources when he's about to get a promotion
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(15)
 
(The American)
 
 
 
Americans spend 55 percent more on health care than Canadians. That's because Americans get more and better health care and don't have to wait for it while their body parts start falling off
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(328)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
US has charged a man with "providing material support for terrorism" because he stored a suitcase belonging to an Al-qaida operative at his house. The contents of suitcase? Ponchos and waterproof socks
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(184)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
Respectful McCain campaign respectfully releases previously unaired ad respectfully featuring Imam Jeremiah Wright
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The annoying virtual-political-map-coverage guy is going to replace Wolf Blitzer on Late Edition
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(12)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP congressman asks GAO for a list of issues facing federal agencies so he can ask Obama's apointees about them. He gets back 150 pages detailing exactly how bad the Bush Adminstration has screwed up the government
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(102)
 
(Give it up, already)
 
 
 
Which is more pathetic, the fact that Hillaryis44 is still around, or the fact that they're reduced to equating Obama with Jar-Jar Binks?
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
SCOTUS decides Obama is an American Muslim terrorist. Glad that's out of the way
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
2000 years ago, the Roman hegemony got its first black leader - a former senator whose father was African and mother was white. Septimius Severus inherited a failed military campaign in Iraq and an ailing economy
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(119)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
"Israel will do harm to its relations with the United States if it insists on lobbying Washington for an American military strike on Iran."
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(136)
 
(SpikedHumor)
 
Video
 
So we need six basketballs, and a hologram? I think there's a party at 41625 (contains profanity)
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kucinich: It's "unfair and insane" that Obama hasn't put him in the cabinet. Fark: It's "unfair and insane" that Kucinich ended up with Mrs. Kucinich
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama says he won't smoke in the White House; that's what the Rose Garden is for
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