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Sun May 04, 2008
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
When faced with quotes about Iraq being a paradise, tearing down the 9th ward, not understanding the economy and WMD, McCain has a clear strategy: Deny ever having said it
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Camp considering "nuclear option" to destroy the Democratic Party if she doesn't get the nomination
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(355)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary: I'm not listening to economists about my gas tax holiday
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(225)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Iraqi first lady's motorcade bombed, but she escapes uninjured, will presumably wage futile campaign for presidency in a decade
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question: Why does McCain get a free pass on his wacky religious supporters when Obama does not? Wait, Fox News asked this?
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(139)
 
(nwi.com)
 
 
 
Clinton's latest Indiana ad blames Bush for selling American defense jobs to China. Turns out it was a different president who made that decision
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(49)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Barak Obama is nearing his "boiling point" over questions about his character and judgment. Welcome to the Big Leagues, rookie
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(376)
 
(Pharyngula)
 
 
 
The new evidence of intelligent design? Kidney beans have the shape of kidneys. Sadly, this headline is not joking
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(178)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Democrat wins Louisiana congressional seat held by the GOP since 1974. Naturally, Democrats see this as having "enormous national significance" while AP can't seem to find a single Republican to interview
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(52)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The DNC started out with nothing, and they still have most of it
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(33)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Begun, the fish wars have. Canada refuses to bow to the might of America. This probably won't end well
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(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'I'll Work My Heart Out For Him'... Clinton either unintentionally endorses Obama or plans grisly suicide when she loses the nomination
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When a politician takes the "telling the truth" thing a bit too far, this is the result
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With all the noise about Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama, you might not have noticed John McCain talking about the good things the Mafia has done. Wait, what?
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks endorses Barack Obama ("as an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you"). No word on who wins the Wilson endorsement
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(64)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Cheney claims that US is safer, world more hopeful, puppy dogs, rainbows and ponies in abundance due to Bush's leadership
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(102)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
All-Republican Texas Supreme Court rules in favor of man who just so happened to contribute $260,000 to the campaigns of each judge on the panel
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(63)
 


Sat May 03, 2008
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Three Presidents have been elected with a last initial of "M", four had the last initial "C". Not one single "O" in the entire history folks, you can all go home now
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton (D-Massive Egoville) claims the eight years of his presidency were "the eight best years we've had in modern history"
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(114)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Human beings are not by instinct, not by nature good. That has to be programmed into them"
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(95)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Guam officially means more to the Democratic primaries than Florida
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(187)
 
(Jules Crittenden)
 
 
 
"The average voter didn't attend either Princeton, Columbia or Harvard, and didn't make $4.2 million last year or $991,296 the year before"
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a pretty clear omen from the gods, Hillary Clinton's Kentucky Derby pick finished a close second, collapsed and was killed on the spot
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(217)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hillary goes to Democratic party dinner, gives speech. Crowd responds to speech by chanting "Obama"
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain leading on terrorism, immigration. Clinton, Obama leading on economy, domestic issues
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(159)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama and Clinton pledge to pull their knives out of each other's back after the primaries are over
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wants US to pay reparations to Guam for Japanese war crimes. Pander Bear will do anything for bamboo
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Chinese are talking to the Dalai Lama again. So they got that going for them. Which is nice
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're going to write about how Hillary Clinton could still win the nomination, please include your scenario of how it happens -- and try to make it sound like there's a chance in hell it could
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(542)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Some Congress critters aren't too happy that they can no longer drive 4-ton monstosities on the taxpayers' dime. "A Prius isn't made in the United States," whined Rep. Elton Gallegly
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(72)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ten ways to spend your rebate. What will you do with it? Pay off the porn bill? Hit the Vegas strip? Stock up on water and freeze-dried meats and a nice Bowie knife in preparation for the apocalypse?
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(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Letterman's Thursday night Top 10 list "Surprising Facts About Barack Obama"... presented by Barack Obama
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
McCain: "I will have an energy policy, which will eliminate our dependence on oil from the Middle East that will prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the Middle East." Wait, what? (video)
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christian evangelical leaders: Let's get the fark out of politics
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(62)
 
(Some Ohio tagger)
 
 
 
Today's political sex scandal is brought to you by the state of Ohio
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(12)
 
(Wilshire & Washington)
 
 
 
Hillary nails down the anti-flibbertijibbet vote
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(44)
 


Fri May 02, 2008
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know it's Friday when Bush asks for another $70 Billion for the war
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US attorneys in two states, already facing accusations of political prosecutions, decide acting like Richard Nixon is a winning strategy
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Downgraded from "good idea" to "crime against humanity," biofuels rebound all the way to "something no one should invest in."
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(140)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart doing what he does best: Telling the US media what idiotic, pedantic mouthbreathers they really are
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(273)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is elected the new mayor of London
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(53)
 
(thealphamarketer)
 
 
 
Rebels without a DailyKos: Obama and Hillary reject liberal Web sites
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(52)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Because DNA isn't in the Constitution, Ron Paul stands alone against Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act
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(178)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Campaign coverage has reached the phase where the media is running stories about whether the media is running too many stories. If only someone would write a book about this stuff
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(11)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tuesday's primaries are "game changers". In other words, Indiana and North Carolina will matter if you vote for Hillary
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(45)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that gas tax holiday that Clinton and McCain are hyping, turns out the savings worth $10 billion dollars will go into the pockets of the oil companies
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember hearing about the voter who asked McCain if he really called his wife a c**nt? Turns out the "voter" was Biden's former office manager, and an Obama supporter
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(126)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wife of Congressman John Conyers gets pwnd in a debate with an eighth grader after Conyers called Detroit city council president "Shrek." Then things get weird
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(114)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
D.A. Pennebaker, director of The War Room, says that the clip showing the Clinton advisor calling Indianans "worthless white n**ggers" was definitely doctored
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(136)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush asked Congress yesterday to approve $770 million in new global food aid for the coming fiscal year, the same amount that 2 days of the Iraq war costs
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(555)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Author calls Obama childish because he chose orange juice over coffee. Commentators on website show pride in author's ability to focus on the real lissues
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(184)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign in 1992: Indiana people are "worthless white n*ggers". Bonus: George Stephanapoulos looking boyishly good
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(167)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City Congressman celebrates Alcohol Awareness Month - by driving drunk. Bonus: he co-sponsored legislation that would make drunk driving a violent crime
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(61)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The latest government agency to start an investigation into the oil industry states there's no way a war that disrupted the supply and destabilized the Middle East could explain current prices
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In his latest effort to convince white, middle-class voters that he is like them, Barack Obama reveals that he also avoids Black neighborhoods
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(581)
 
(NTV)
 
 
 
U.S. Senator is shocked that China would spy on people without a warrant. That's not how a free country operates
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(36)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
How to predict an election - it's all about the hair
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(23)
 
(BrightCove)
 
Video
 
The entire Democratic race in seven minutes
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(88)
 
(KAKE)
 
 
 
Lawmakers, having solved all of the other problems in Kansas, pass a bill requiring tobacco companies to make slower burning cigarettes
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(101)
 


Thu May 01, 2008
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Why politicians rarely take questions from the audience: "Senator McCain, is it true you once publicly called your wife a coont?"
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(324)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Moore backs Obama. Clinton phones Moore to thank him
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(135)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Congress passes measure to ban DNA discrimination amid cries of "that's basist"
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(118)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Rich people, god bless us. We deserve all the opportunities to make sure our country and our blessings continue to the next generation."
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(98)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino gets hit with a hard question, and gets nasty, sarcastic, nastier, stutters, stymies, lies through her teeth, then storms off stage saying "What the hell." right at the end of the clip
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(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a presidential race with a former First Lady and a son of admiralty who married into a vast beer fortune, it's the black guy who has to prove he's not "elitist"
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(197)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
George Stephanopoulos to interview Hillary Clinton this Sunday. Expect lots of hard-hitting questions such as, "Do you think you were a great boss, Hillary, or the greatest boss I ever had?"
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(47)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Bush's number one choice for his presidential library, Southern Methodist University, votes against it 844-20. That's 844 to 20. Mission Accomplished
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(165)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Obama wants the FEC to investigate a pro-Hillary group. They can't, because the six-member committee has four vacancies. Which would be filled by now if Obama hadn't personally stonewalled the nominees
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(99)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Decorated Marine veteran (who turns out not to be a Marine) attacked by deadbeat liberal Democrat skateboard thugs on welfare
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(108)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former DNC chairman switches endorsement to Obama. Whiny Hillary supporters spend all day defacing his Wikipedia page
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(254)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama's pastor just can't keep his yap shut. According to Spike Lee, who also doesn't know when to shut up, it's probably a conspiracy: "It looks like he's being paid to keep talking"
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(100)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The new problem for the GOP?: Bush is less popular than Rev. Wright
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(172)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Annoyed at losing the recent election, Italy's government publishes the salary details of every single Italian
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(21)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Mission Accomplished" Five years ago. How have you been enjoying the last 5 years of peace and prosperity?
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(856)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Obama picks up two more misogynist, race-pandering superdelegates who don't matter. Fat Lady heard clearing her throat
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(176)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"The Revolution: A Manifesto" by Ron Paul went on sale yesterday, and already the Amazon user reviews are full of crazy
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(992)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The sexy text messages between scandal-plagued (and married) Detroit mayor and his former chief of staff are made public. "ZOMG hai I sure hope no wun evar finds out 'bout our affair LOLZ"
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(127)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Obama to Hillary: I drink your milkshake. I DRINK IT UP
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Kerry criticizes MSNBC on Rev. Wright: "You people need to let go of this." You people?
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(119)
 
(Tigerhawk)
 
 
 
"The sooner passionate people get disappointed and leave government to those mature enough to recover from defeat, the closer we will be to substituting casual, fun-loving partisanship for the bitter, spitting version."
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(43)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Clinton blames China for job loss in Indiana, proving that two Wongs don't make a Wright
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Manager of Somolian McQaida franchise isn't loving it
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Dear NC black voters, don't bother coming to the polls next Tuesday. Sincerely, Clinton-supporting non-profit
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As if Farkers didn't know it already, Clinton supporter says she has "testicular fortitude"
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like Cindy finally took the keys away from Old Man McCain
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police raid newspaper office to hunt down source of story about government's waste of taxpayers' funds. Freedom of speech surrenders
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(47)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Senate inquiry shows no resident psychologist for 30,000 Aborigines living in remote parts of the outback. They seem to have gotten along just fine for thousands of years without one, but we need to rectify this situation immediately
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news: A government source has officially announced that Mugabe lost the Zimbabwe election. Bad news: The winner didn't get a clear majority, so there will be a run-off election in May
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(16)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
MSNBC ratings up 9% in April, Fox News down 14%. In BiZARro World, -14% am being great ratings boost har har har
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(48)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Tim Russert bans Arianna Huffington from all NBC affiliates because she pointed out his biases and shoddy journalistic practices in her book
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Native Hawaiians stage peaceful coup by taking over palace, demanding sovereignty and the elimination of all consonants
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(54)
 


Wed April 30, 2008
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush Administration admits that Al Qaeda has reconsituted their strength to pre 9/11 levels. Is it Friday already?
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA Director: China is not an 'inevitable enemy' to the U.S., goes on to say that sunlight isn't an enemy of snow, winning not an enemy of the Chicago Cubs
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(210)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
White House finally acknowledges that that "Mission Accomplished" banner might have been a bad idea
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(132)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO) - "Barack Obama has dozens of superdelegates secretly lined up, they're just waiting for the primaries to be over"
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(92)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
When faced with the slightest disagreement from an audience, Tom Tancredo suggests the entire city should be given to Mexico. In his natural habitat, of course, this theory is the entire justification of all of his political opinions
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(67)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Karl Rove says John McCain needs to open up and not be so private. Ironic tag so bright it will burn a hole in your retina
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Hillary eats babies"
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(178)
 
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Paul Wolfowitz admits that the Bush adminstration never even considered the possibility that there could be a counterinsurgency in Iraq. Also, water is wet
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(127)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter says this all ends by June 3rd or he will sic Hamas on the DNC
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(57)
 
(FMQB)
 
 
 
Congress, tiring of the overreaching FCC, sets its sights on Chairman Kevin Martin. Howard Stern unavailable for comment
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(17)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Clinton blasts Bush for not stopping a project her husband approved
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's about time that Pastor Manning's Obama rants got remixed into a rap song
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(26)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
If Jeremiah Wright were white, do you think anyone would have let him explain how blacks have rhythm because they're "right brained" without being forced out of public life?
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(548)
 
(Some Pastor)
 
 
 
Hillary's pastor defends Obama's pastor, ignores McCain's pastor. It's PASTORMANIA
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hamas says the Holocaust is real and did happen. They just say it was done by the Jews to create Israel and destroy Islam
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(108)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Clinton is gaining ground in both NC and IN in pre-Wright polls. But you'd never read that on Fark
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(95)
 
(Lew Rockwell)
 
 
 
McCain's pastor, John Hagee, wants McCain elected so he'll start a war with Iran to fulfill biblical prophecy
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(94)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rev. Wright: Hillary supporter?
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(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Obama looks to put controversial pastor behind him. Seals the gay vote
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(43)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which presidential candidate has ties to a "non-profit voters group" has been using illegal robo-calls to lie to NC voters about how to register to vote in the upcoming primary
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Millionaire Hillary Clinton -- who hasn't driven a car in years -- visits an Indiana gas station to illustrate how the gas prices are "squeezing customers"
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(53)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
USDA is not taking a position on "downer cows," man
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(36)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
UNC's Roy Williams could be in trouble with NCAA for watching team play scrimmage with Barack Obama. No word on if he was wearing Kansas or Hillary sticker on shirt
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(27)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten days later, NBC has an explanation for why they never disclosed their military analysts were defense contractors: Generals Downing and McCaffery are "guys" that Brian Williams is friends with so nothing they ever do is wrong
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
W open to leaving even more debt for our children to figure out how to pay instead of telling Americans to suck it up and change our lifestyle
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(125)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Less money for schools, more money for prisons... Florida tag spoils the punchline
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(45)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Jeremiah Wright's views are "within the mainstream of American religious and political discourse" says writer for magazine well outside the mainstream of American political discourse
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(104)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"He combines the body of an ox with the brains of a gnat. Indeed, if his brains were made of gunpowder and were to accidentally explode, the resulting bang would not even be enough to disarrange his hair"
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(43)
 
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Ron Paul rules out campaigning for John McCain. Shocked McCain staffers left wondering how they will reach America's tinfoil brigades
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Army and Marine recruits accepted with waivers for past criminal conduct get promoted faster, earn more medals for valor, re-enlist at higher rates, stay in the military longer. Would you like to know more?
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(89)
 
(PNC)
 
 
 
Why does Guam matter this presidental election? Because on Saturday, they will elect more delegates to the Democratic convention than Michigan and Florida combined
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(55)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
If you watch TV news, you don't know this because they would rather sleep under Obama's bus than tell you
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(233)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Earmarks requested for the 2009 budget by Sen. John McCain: $0. By Sen. Barack Obama: $0. By Sen. Hillary Clinton: $2.3 billion
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Dukakis rises from the dead, says he knows everything there is to know about losing and Hillary will tank
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Tuesday said the Navy has temporarily added a second aircraft carrier in the Gulf as a "reminder" to Iran, but said the change was not an escalation of U.S. forces
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(347)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's rumored-to-be-gay governor with the white hair and super tan hits on Morgan Fairchild, proving once and for all, he's got the worst pick-up line in history
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(30)
 


Tue April 29, 2008
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fox News can't figure out the difference between Stephen Douglas and Frederick Douglass
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your Democratic "Do nothing congress" just saved you $171,000,000.00
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(139)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Fed will cut interest rates again in a futile attempt to prop up the economy long enough for the Depression to be blamed on a Democrat in '09
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chilean mayor faces stiff election competition, hands out free Viagra to elderly voters. Apparently doesn't realize that he's trying to win an election. With an "L"
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Peace Corps country director says the whole organization is just an excuse for college students to travel, get wasted
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(24)
 
(PhillipWeiss)
 
 
 
Think a racist pastor is bad? Turns out Hillary's top strategist has called for the violent overthrow of the government - in print
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "If you'd had my life, you'd be tough, too." But don't dare ask her about what she's referring to, or you're a sexist
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(59)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
McCain dodging campaign finance regulations by hiding "all but $50,000" in accounts under his wife's name. Elitism, indeed
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(53)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Princeton prof to Sequoia: Your voting machines can't add. Sequoia to prof: Known error, but totals are fine. Prof to Sequoia: No they're not. State officials to prof: STFU right now
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Obama says he's outraged --OUTRAGED-- by former pastor's comments
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(208)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
George Bush has journalist's microphone cut off. Who does he think he is, Bill O'Reilly?
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away: Cheney says Senate has no power over him
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(164)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hillary never had to drink on camera, Obama was probably rarely asked to defend the patriotism of his jewelry decisions, and John McCain used to understand that staying in Iraq 100 years is a bedtime story for baby chickenhawks
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia boosting troop presence in Georgia, peanut harvest in doubt
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The property-rights-loving head of San Diego's GOP founded a warez group during the 80s and peddled video-game-console copiers
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush: All economic woes (presumably including falling dollar, mortgage crisis, runs on rice at Costco) are Congress' fault because they haven't okayed more oil drilling. Also, we're not in a recession
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(593)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The person I saw yesterday was not the person that I met 20 years ago," Obama said of the man who married him. In related news, apparently Obama is gay
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(997)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
DNC hits rock bottom, continues to dig
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(192)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
When top politicians say "Give til it hurts," they mean you, not them. Well, except for one of them
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breaking down the primary numbers: Obama for smart libs. Hillary for dumb libs
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(95)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Hillary supports summer gas tax break, free ponies and ice cream. Obama says get real, it's a stupid idea. Media outrage in three... two... one...
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(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, conclusive proof that Iran and Al-Qaeda are working together to destroy America, as detailed in a completely accurate and balanced article
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(61)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Illinois congressman wants constituents to come up with legislation, and he'll introduce it. Sounds cool until you find out the last legislation covered the pressing issue of seat belts for dogs
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tariq Aziz insists he is not going on trial in Iraq today. There is no trial here
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani in trouble for receiving holy communion during the pope's visit because he supports abortion rights. Jesus Christ
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(465)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The deep thinkers at Kos say we should stick with Obama because "was born with his sun in Leo, and his story exemplifies the quest of the Solar Hero"
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(82)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
For years, Jeremiah Wright has insulted the USA, whites, Jews, Israel and Italians, but now he's gone and attacked the one group the liberal media refuses to let be insulted, namely themselves
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(428)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Karl Rove uses his column to give Obama tips for the election
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Politician admits to sniffing a chair one of his female staff had been sitting in. Giggit -- aw to hell with it, man, that ain't right
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(93)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Supreme Court upholds photo ID law for voters
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(363)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Spendinator announces that California faces a $20 billion deficit through June 2009, leaving it in the same fiscal position as many of the other Mexican states
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Rev. Jeremiah Wright paid back Obama's loyalty and support by backstabbing him this weekend
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(146)
 
(mydesert.com)
 
 
 
News: Plane dumps pro-Obama fliers on Coachella Music Fest during Roger Waters' set. Fark: They missed
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(50)
 


Mon April 28, 2008
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Alan Keyes' quest to get crushed again by Barack Obama comes to an end as the Constitution Party nominates some guy named Chuck Baldwin for President
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Howard Dean invokes the little known "Thunderdome" clause in the DNC bylaws
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(311)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
While no one was looking, Ron Paul captured a supermajority at the Nevada state GOP convention, potentially earning all 31 national convention delegates. Not surprisingly, some people are displeased by this
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(295)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Donatella Versace, Harold and Kumar, Henry Kissinger... look at all these scary people at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(43)
 
(Commentary)
 
 
 
Hillary gives herself an insta-Godwin, compares outsourcing to the Holocaust: "Then they came for the $45/hr do-nothing middle-management guy, and I said nothing..."
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(140)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"For all the short skirts and lip gloss on FOX, there's real journalism happening there. Sean Hannity deserves credit for doing actual reporting - something he regularly does, for which conservatives should be grateful"
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(371)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Associated Press poll shows Hillary Clinton has a better chance of beating John McCain than the handsome newbie who talks pretty
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(175)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia plans to bury Chernobyl reactor in giant steel coffin 22 years after the horse has left the barn
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(137)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Day of silence over treatment of the gay community goes off without a hitch, except of course for the Jesus worshippers and their bullhorns of intolerance
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(1070)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Didn't make it to the White House Correspondents' Association's annual dinner? Here's what you missed: Bush on a chair, Ferguson on D.C.
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(29)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Based on new revelations in the Tony Rezko trial, House Judiciary Committee intends to investigate the Teflon douchebag, Karl Rove
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(114)
 
(American Digest)
 
 
 
Reverend James Wright, brain scientist: Obama's loose cannon pastor says black brains descend from African rappers (with video)
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(402)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Barack Obama "sings" Jackie Wilson
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(23)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
How the Canadian government, CTV and the Clinton campaign conspired to smear Obama
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(91)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama needs to know where the white voters at
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(95)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Getting greedy after that swap for Manhattan, the state of New York now wants to tax cigarettes sold on Indian reservations
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(105)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Will Barack, Hillary or McCain be our last president before the alien space monsters arrive on Earth and eat us all?
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(50)
 

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