If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun March 16, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why Obama's pastor isn't nearly as much a burden when you compare him to another radical preacher, who happens to have the initials JC
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Aide to former NJ Gov. Jim McGreevey says his wife's claim she didn't know he was gay was BS. How does he know? They used to have "Friday Night Special" threesomes
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama's "inflammatory" pastor turns the other cheek. Just kidding -- he fires off a press release about how his church is oppressed
source: elections.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(Some McCainiac)
 
 
 
Remember when Obama said he wasn't anywhere near Jeremiah Wright when he went all crazy uncle on the "United States of White America?" Well, it looks like the title of Obama's next book will the The Audacity of Lying My Ass Off
source: blogsforjohnmccain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(332)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Clinton supporter dares to criticize cable TV's hero of the left: "(Keith) Olbermann is now the Bill O'Reilly of MSNBC. A big giant head railing against the first viable female candidate in U.S. history"
source: hotair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A year ago, McCain travelled to a Baghdad market with a security detail of 100 soldiers and five helicopters. Today, the US won't even go into the market. SURG'D
source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Three fourths of those polled believe federal government is secretive. Federal government's response to poll falls under executive privilege and will not be released to the public
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Thomas M. Davis III (R-VA): "(Bush) just killed the Republican brand." Dr. Watson to inform Professor Holmes on the non-existence of excrement
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
John McCain vs. John McCain: Can you count the flip flops?
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Remember how Hillary hinted that pledged delegates didn't necessarily have to vote for their pledged candidate? Perhaps she didn't think her cunning plan all the way through
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
McCain visits Iraq to see how well the surge, his candidacy is doing
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Remember how we were going to pay for the Iraq war and rebuild the country with oil revenues? Seems we're not the only ones that thought of that
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What kind of Commander in Chief would McCain be? Let's ask one of his supporters: "The thought of his being President sends a cold chill down my spine. He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper, and he worries me."
source: thenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Zogby)
 
 
 
Nader is at 6% and climbing in the polls as people realize that Obama isn't perfect and Hillary is unelectable
source: zogby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
O'Bama picks up another twelve delegates -- seven in Iowa, five in California. Tis Luck O' the Irish
source: blog.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 


Sat March 15, 2008
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on the role of superdelegates in the Democratic nomination contest: "If the votes of the superdelegates overturn what's happened in the elections, it would be harmful to the Democratic party"
source: elections.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of tactfulness, Hugo Chavez weighs in on the United States' list of countries accused of supporting terrorism: "Let them make that list and shove it in their pocket"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Clinton: Obama--Release your Rezko documents. Obama: I already did that. In fact, they're on my website. But since we're on the subject of releasing documents, how's those tax returns coming?
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sirius launches radio station called 'Client 9 Radio' dedicated entirely to the Spitzer sex scandal. Siriusly
source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a shocking surprise from out of nowhere, Zimbabwe's police and army chiefs say that they will not allow Robert Mugabe to be defeated in the upcoming presidential election
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news comes right out with why men won't vote for Hillary. Men: If your wife is in the room, put on your best "that's ridiculous" game face before playing the video
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, you know all that stuff the Bush Administration said about Pervez Musharraf being an "indispensible" ally? They'd kind of like you to forget all that
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hardliners surge ahead in Iran elections. US calls elections "cooked" as they do not offer a full spectrum of candidates. Hear that? It's the sound of Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich, and Mike Gravel's heads simultaneously asploding
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Nothing eats itself quite like the Democratic party. Stephen Colbert explains
source: comedycentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
George W. Bush answers questions about Iraq, the economy, and auto repair
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"I fought for my land against the US. Now I fight alongside them"
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"This is the why decent women strap their chest down in public, and why indecent women are fit only to be pilloried and pelted with rotten vegetables, ridiculed, scorned, and mocked by decent society"
source: blogs4brownback.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school senior and son of Oklahoma City bombing victim writes a letter to Rep. Kerns, who claimed that gays were more of a threat than terrorists. Spiffy tag has something in its eye
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(830)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Condoleeza Rice has what alcoholics refer to as a 'moment of clarity,' states that both the Israelis and the Palestinians aren't doing enough to meet their obligations under the 2003 US road map for Mid East peace
source: haaretz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Evangelical atheists never doubt that human life can be transformed if everyone accepts their view of things, and they are certain that one way of living - their own, suitably embellished - is right for everybody."
source: books.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(427)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just so you don't forget McCain is still running, he came up with a spectacularly idiotic claim
source: alertnet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
With all the talk about Obama's pastor, why aren't people talking about McCain's spiritual guide, shall we?
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Obama reveals Tony Rezko played a bigger fundraising role. Oops
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Despite attending church for over 15 years, Obama claims that until a few days ago, he didn't realize that his white-hating, America-damning pastor was a white-hating, America-damning pastor
source: elections.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(312)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The three people who have the final say on whether Florida delegates are seated are all former Clinton administration officials
source: tboblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 


Fri March 14, 2008
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The cause of current conflicts with the US's commitment to Iraq? White House: "Poor Arabic translation." Now, if only they hadn't fired all the Arabic translators due to their commitment to the same gender
source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Europeans decide Obama best thing since JFK
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Volunteer TV)
 
 
 
3rd Grader becomes mayor for a day, resigns in shame after accusations of cooties
source: volunteertv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British conservatives look to win next election, have already captured the important goat vote
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dan Brown, the guy who agreed with Drew on the media, weighs in on the U.S. election. Paraphrasing: Hillary Clinton is... not a woman, McCain... may... but... his ... cock, and Obama is dead
source: lfpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune says the only person who can help the Democrats now is Yoda. End well, this will not
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Voice of Amurica)
 
 
 
Tibetans set fire to their country to protest Chinese rule. You're doing it wrong
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Turns out the Abramoff scandal *was* bipartisan after all -- and it involves two of three current presidential candidates
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US House of Representatives votes 213-197 to strip immunity from phone companies for domestic surveillance. President Bush reportedly has narrowed veto choices to Tangerine, Burnt Sienna and Aquamarine
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: "What would it say about personal responsibility in this country if we allow the two states that broke all the rules to end up having the biggest say of all?"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(413)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Politicans spanked by virgin." Article much less interesting than you would think
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC News posts another article about ALL the cantidates 'controversial advisors', but mainly so they can bring up Obama's pastor again (Did ya know he blames us for 9/11?)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(492)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Dana Perino goes on "The Daily Show." This should go well. It's not like Stewart mocks her every day
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton, Osama bin Laden and the pope are part of a new global power elite which runs the world. Group also includes Gettys, Rothschilds, the queen and The Colonel before he went tets up
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The law says truck drivers in the USA must speak English. The Bush Administration is letting Mexican drivers take their English proficiency tests in Spanish. The Constitution seen coughing a death rattle
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain: "Vote for me. The surge is working." General Petraeus, architect of the surge: "The surge is not showing sufficient progress"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jesse "The Body" Ventura ain't got time to bleed... red, white and blue
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huffington Post: Boxing is not as popular as it used to be, which is why Hillary's waging a dirty campaign and political writers are usually older than sports writers. Or something like that
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Presidential candidates: "You know, Congress should really take a break from pork barrel spending during this election season." U.S. Senate: "Snerk, snerk -- BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Time Magazine gets their inevitible stupid post-election covers scooped
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huff Post writer: "Bush is an arrogant douchbag to say invading Iraq was the right thing to do, and the fact that it actually seems to be working is irrelevant"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The way Clinton and Obama are handling themselves makes it likely that Democrats will once again prove their mastery at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Earmarks in a Democratic-run Congress's budget? It is as likely as you'd think
source: breakingnews.nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"As a Floridian-American, I do not have to play by the rules that the majority of Americans have to follow. I do not have to wait in line. Get used to it, America"
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AFL-CIO researched McCain's record on "working family issues" and is not happy. In related news, "working family issues" is the new way to say "politicians that are owned by unions"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary and Barack agree to an April 16th debate in Philadelphia, but Hillary rejects a proposed debate in North Carolina. This is no surprise, because NC is not part of the United States That Matter
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
For the first time in 25 years, Congress will meet in the super secret tree fort to discuss super secret documents
source: ap.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And so it begins... Democrats vote to raise taxes
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois politician on assault-weapon ban: "How many shots are you going to need to kill a deer or pheasant? If you can't shoot your target in a matter of three or four rounds, put the gun down"
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mike Gravel endorses the Green Party candidate for president. Obama and Clinton both breathe a sigh of relief
source: thirdpartywatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bush is envious of soldiers serving in "romantic" Afghanistan. Kandahar is for lovers
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(AnnCoulter.com)
 
 
 
Latest Ann Coulter column manages to combine pimps, Paris Hilton, frenzied masturbator and Monica Lewinsky into one article on Spitzer
source: anncoulter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What do you call days when a financial scandal rocks the Republican party? Thursday
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Thu March 13, 2008
(Moonbattery.com)
 
 
 
News : Legislators protest against US policies that will result in hordes of unskilled peasants pouring into their country, burdening social services to the breaking point. Fark : They're Mexican legislators
source: moonbattery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Plan underway for Democrats to split Michigan's 156 delegates, party, country
source: thepage.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Why is it ok for Oprah to repeatedly endorse Obama on her show and at rallies, but it is an 'obamination' for Tina Fey to endorse Hillary in a short fake news brief?"
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Further proof that the Obama campaign has nothing to hide: Obama releases his Senate earmarks. Team Hillary will get around to it eventually, along with her tax records, Clinton Foundation donor list, White House documents, etc.
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Inspector General is shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that the FBI illegally obtained data on Americans
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI misused letters to snoop. Letters to Dre, Fitty used properly
source: beta.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Penthouse wants Eliot Spitzer's hooker to appear in their magazine, despite the fact the issue will cost $5,000 on the newsstand
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who does Dr. Laura think is at fault for Spitzer having sexual relations with that woman, Kristen the wannabe singer? Well, Mrs. Spitzer, of course
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(433)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It's looking less likely that Florida will get to screw up another election
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service agents who detained man for telling Cheney off are changing their story. Not to hide anything, but because Cheney is too lazy to testify
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Poll shows 13 percent of Americans think Barack Obama is Muslim. In related news, Obama legally changes name to Barry Whitebread Smith
source: campaignspot.nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democratic budget blueprint would allow tax increases for all those rich bastards who make $31,850 a year
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Fifty-three percent of Americans now believe 'the U.S. will ultimately succeed in achieving its goals' in Iraq"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Obama's pastor for the last 20 years at the Trinity United Church of Christ, has a long history of what even Obama's campaign aides concede is "inflammatory rhetoric." Blames U.S. for 9/11
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(523)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another day, another apology from Hillary about something stupid Bill said
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama staff replies to email chain, forwards to 10 friends, granted a wish
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Dittoheads who voted for Clinton in Ohio may have broken the law to do so, as the culture of "Do as I say, not as I do" continues to erode what is left of true conservatism in this country
source: blog.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sure, it has been over a month since New York and Colorado voted. But Clinton just picked up five of Obama's delegates there
source: ap.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gold futures hit $1,000 an ounce for the first time on news that the dollar ain't worth the oil it's printed for
source: breakingnews.nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton did not have a security clearance during her husband's presidency. In other words, the only 3:00 a.m. calls she was getting were for sammiches
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Farm income is up a whopping 44 percent thanks to higher food prices, but farmers are ready to hoover up a record level of taxpayer dollars in this year's farm bill pending in Congress
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Spitzer faces backwash"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Ed Norton preparing documentary on Obama campaign in which we find out in the end that Obama is actually Ed Norton
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
On 9/11, George H. W. Bush was meeting with a member of the Bin Laden family over Carlyle Group business. If the Carlyle Group now has serious financial problems, are we headed for another terrorist attack/war?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Metzembalm
source: news.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann comes forth with his Special Comment on the Clinton campaign: "This is not a campaign strategy. This is a suicide pact"
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(494)
 


Wed March 12, 2008
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photos from The Smoking Gun of the girl who brought down Spitzer. (Probably safe for work)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(634)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clinton spin: Obama can't win Ohio or Penn in the fall if he loses in the primary. Historical reality: Primary resaults have no correlation to general election results. Here comes the facts
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Polish prime minister opposes online voting, dismissing internet users as a bunch of beer-swilling, porn-watching suckers. Hey we aren't all suckers
source: switched.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida poised to mess up another election by announcing a June 3 mail-in Democratic primary
source: blogs.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Allah was a demon spirit", and other classics brought to you by John McCain's spiritual advisor. None of this will get any traction however, because of Hillary's 24 hour flail-o-thon
source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Barack Obama can't win Pennsylvania, and why he shouldn't even try
source: andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Romney to McCain: PICK ME... PICK ME
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
In 2008, Ben Stein and conservative lawmakers introduced a bill in Tallahassee in an effort to challenge the teaching of... Anyone? Anyone?
source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(838)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Daily Show goes to Berkeley and does what the Daily Show does
source: newsbusters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The U.S. Government has racked up a $263.3 billion deficit in the first five months of the fiscal year. It's a good thing those tax and spend Democrats aren't in charge
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Canadians never have political sex scandals like Spitzer's: "We're far less inclined to make judgments about moral behaviour." Oh look, a front of smug is rolling south
source: mytelus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek shows us why we will never run out of Spitzer, Craig, or Foley submissions
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Geraldine Ferraro quits Clinton campaign after backfire from her remark. That should end all the debate
source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego Unified School District slashes $80 million from its $1.2 billion operating budget. Laying off 600+ teachers, you know for the kids
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle."
source: instapundit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In a stunning surprise to absolutely no one, the Bush Administration tries to quash a military report proving there was no direct connection between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda
source: blogs.abcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
If you just pumped two bullets into your sister's head in a Muslim "honor killing," don't call emergency services and brag about it. Unless, like you're this guy, you're Palestinian, in which case it's A-OK
source: corner.nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(800)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone puts Barack Obama on the cover, giving him the same loving care the magazine gave former cover-messiah Jar-Jar Binks
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House votes to create an independent, outside, unswayable Ethics Committee to police itself, with members specially appointed by its the two most powerful congressmen. So this should would perfectly
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Muslims protest reprinting 2006 cartoon in story about how cartoonist has gotten death threats...because the cartoon depicts them as intolerant. Ironic tag narrowly edges out Dumbass
source: ap.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(505)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Kevorkian to run for Congress. He could really do a lot of good there
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barack Obama's 20 point wins in two small states have just wiped out all the gains Clinton made in her single digit wins in two big states (167)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Spitzer resigns. Patterson to take over Monday, as soon as he can find his way to the Capitol
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you don't think Hillary has a chance at winning the nomination, think again
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Remember all that tainted beef from last week that you thought only went to schoolchildren? Funny thing about that
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The end times, they are a-comin'. Republicans are coming out in droves to support Hillary Clinton
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is this Eliot Spitzer's "Kristen?" Not safe for work-ish pic, but really nice choice, Mr. Horny Governor
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(382)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House can't muster enough votes to override waterboarding veto. Our freedoms stay protected
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(728)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: CNN trots out former U.S. Attorney to comment on the Elliot Spitzer scandal. FARK: The same U.S. Attorney was forced to quit after paying for strippers on his government card, then biting one of the strippers
source: weblogs.baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
"Sources" say Spitzer is scheduled to announce his resignation at 11:30 a.m, make it effective Monday. 5 more days of Spitz submissions
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
David Mamet: "Why I Am No Longer a 'Brain-Dead Liberal'"
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
State Department of Transportation plans to raise price of the toll road to a popular beach park from $0.35 to $7.25. Let's see if anybody notices
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US drip blasts drip China drip for drip torture drip and drip abuse drip
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Detroit mayor, enmeshed in sex scandal, puts his finger on the problem by blaming media for "lynch mob mentality" after they wrote about it and stuff
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Spitzer's bust sheds light on bigger problem: Miami's drastic shortage of high-priced call girls
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Geraldine Ferraro: "They're attacking me because I'm white," as the MAN tries to keep her down
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(286)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"It's the new American Gothic: A husband and wife stand behind splayed microphones, the politician apologizing for a sexual scandal and his wife standing stoically beside him"
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Bush makes fun of Katrina, Scooter Libby, Executive Privilege, and the press eats it up
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 


Tue March 11, 2008
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The problems with having a woman president presented for your review courtesy of Bill O'Reilly
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Helsingin Sanomat)
 
 
 
Finland's foreign minister admits sending text messages to erotic dancer, denies sending five-euro notes via Paypal
source: hs.fi   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama wins a primary in some other unimportant state
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(866)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man reputed to be the only person keeping Bush from attacking Iran just resigned. How do you say "Oh, crap" in Farsi?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
DNC to Hillary: No, you can't have Spitzer's superdelegate vote. Not yours
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review writer endorses legalized, regulated prostitution. With bonus Firefly reference
source: corner.nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
American Family Association ends Ford boycott as automaker insists their tailpipes are exit only
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John McCain tells Hillary and Obama to stop whining about NAFTA, saying isolationism and protectionism are only ideas embraced by union workers earning $58 an hour for mopping floors in car plants
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(828)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The booking agent for Governor Spitzer's favorite warned her that freaky Eliot "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think are safe" - "Run an under capitalized hedge fund for me, baby, yeah"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
A pictorial tour of Eliot Spitzer's favorite online brothel
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British government deports gay Iranians, where their sentence would be death, using the excuse of "Well if they're discreet, they'll be fine"
source: americablog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(404)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From March 2004 to February 2006, KBR inappropriately distributed chlorinated wastewater to 5,000 U.S. troops. Which begs the question, when IS an appropriate time to serve sewage?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The Taliban in Afghanistan continue their War on Cellphone Towers
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Farkers sure to develop an intense interest in politics once they see Fox 29's political reporter
source: phillymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Germany's national railroad, which profited from shipping Jewish children to concentration camps, decides to charge shipping fees for traveling exhibition documenting the fates of children shipped to concentration camps. Godwinilarity ensues
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"His Superfluous Excellency," AKA Dick Cheney, jokes about the insignificance of the role of a vice president as another few soldiers die in Iraq
source: blogs.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
U.S. may exempt Canadian oil from new environmental rules
source: nationalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Many people now pressuring NY Gov Spitzer to resign for patronizing hookers. Everybody else always kinda figured that was a poltician's job description
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bill being offered on the Senate floor to severely limit the use of earmarks. Hillary and Barack sign on as 11th hour co-sponsors. McCain will only show up to vote. But wait There's more
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Hillary refuses to take a position on the Spitzer sex scandal until focus groups and overnight polling tell her what her opinion should be
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Harpers)
 
 
 
Your leftwing pro-Spitzer talking point: The Bush Justice Department was out to get him, so he's entitled to all the hookers he wants
source: harpers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dina Matos McGreevey reminds us that she, too, married an important person who had sex with other people
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IRS thought they were going after simple corruption when they started investigating Gov. Eliot Spitzer's (D-Dumbass) finances last year. Oops, guess they got caught with their pants down (or at least someone did)
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(428)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Al Franken's Democratic rival for U.S. Senate drops out because he wasn't good enough, smart enough and doggone it, people didn't like him
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds rejects wax figure of British PM Gordon Brown on the grounds that Brown is already a wax figure
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama says Clinton trying to hoodwink, bamboozle Americans with her tomfoolery, flimflam, poppycock and monkeyshines. Clinton's reply: "Shenanigans"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary: "The best job I ever had in preparation for running for office was a job I had sliming fish"
source: blog.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Who can improve vegetative relations between the United States and Muslim communities around the world? Cue Cumber
source: cnsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alabama becomes battleground for Beer vs. Baptists
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Irish town claims O'Bama as their own
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 


Mon March 10, 2008
(AFP)
 
 
 
Wild elephants block Sri Lankan polls. Democrats seen taking notes for future excuses, lawsuits
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) repeats claim that al-Qaeda will dance in the streets if "Hussein" Obama elected President, recalls his own election with the dancing werewolves, dead cats, and a 58 Plymouth Fury
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: Obama is not ready to be commander in chief? Secretaries of Army and Navy: Obama would be one billion times better than Hillary
source: firstread.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oklahoma representative secretly taped giving a speech in which she says gays are the "biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam". Which means the Gay Islamic Terrorists are the worst
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Geraldine Ferraro, nominated for Vice President based almost solely on her gender, says Obama is "lucky" to be black, since it's much easier for him than for a white person or a woman
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You find $500K surplus in obscure county account. Do you: A) give the money to wretched local schools? B) fill potholes on wretched local roads? Or C) demand transit authority paint brand new parking garage?
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama addresses the question that has been plaguing many people: In what bizarro world does the second place candidate ask the first place candidate to be her Vice President? (with video goodness)
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(660)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel says there should be "no uncertainty" that Germany's armed forces will remain in northern Afghanistan. So they're moving south, right? Or are they staying put? Damned German double negatives
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Austrian Tribune)
 
 
 
Barack Obama finally discovers a practical use for Twitter, making fun of Hillary Clinton
source: electiongeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
USA pledges to help modernize Polish military, replace screen doors on submarine fleet
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Number of hate groups in America up 48 percent since 2000. Reasons for increase include: Election of George Bush, premiere of "Gilmore Girls," and launch of Netscape Navigator 6.0
source: splcenter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to the Clinton campaign using a credit card, you might want to check your statement for fraudulent charges
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Elliot admits he spritzed 'er, but doesn't resign
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(577)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, the White house may have fudged some facts in the leadup to the war. Oh well, no harm no foul
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Florida and Michigan both suffering from a severe case of sandus vaginus
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
"Sources" say NY Governor to quit over sex scandal
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"If Obama is forced to argue that he has more delegates while Clinton has more votes, his position is dramatically weakened, given the history of the party that was forced to put up with the Bush administration for eight years."
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Georgia city commissioner pushes ordinance that outlaws firing a gun to celebrate holidays after his cable box is shot up by party-goers
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"If Hillary Clinton wants to challenge the narrative that she's inauthentic and a control freak, a good start would be to make herself more available to journalists' questions"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton camp: Super Delegates are smarter than average voters, that is why they have them. Hell, maybe we should have super wise men to decide everything for us. Democracy is such a sham
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Unlike their Vietnam war predecessors, Iraq war veterans have so far been consigned to the margins during this presidential election
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Less than a week after lecturing a Scottish journalist that releasing the "monster" quote would hurt her career, Tucker Carlson's show gets cancelled
source: mediabistro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron Paul says "It ain't over til the fat lady sings." And by Fat Lady he means "Psychiatric Doctors," and by sings he means "lock me away in Arkham Asylum."
source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Iraq war will cost $12 billion each month in 2008. We're spending it over there so we don't have to spend it over here
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(434)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
One in 10 children in Britain thinks George Bush is their ruler
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(HyerStandard)
 
 
 
A look at the "Republicans For Obama" movement. Yes, this group actually really exists
source: hyerstandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton to Obama: you're inexperienced, too liberal, wear scary Muslim garb, and you're all talk. You're perfect to be my running mate
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bush said to be pressuring McCain to pick the Mittster as his running mate; Obama/Clinton respond "Eeeeexcellent."
source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US troops are getting sick from contaminated water in Iraq. Symptoms include skin abscesses, cellulitis, skin infections, and diarrhea, among others. Is the guilty party (a) Halliburton, (b) Halliburton, or (c) Halliburton?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
President Bush rejects easing of US embargo on Cuba, arguing that they nepotistically replaced one dictator with another
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 

Displayed 192 of about 1118 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »






Report