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Sun January 13, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Budget Graph)
 
 
 
Visual image of United States 2008 federal budget
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget the pollsters. Gambling website declares Hillary with advantage over Obama to win Michigan
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP still has a real shot at holding on to the White House
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(118)
 
(Fark)
 
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama, Clinton get into girly slapfight over who loves Martin Luther King more
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(91)
 
(Jesus' General)
 
 
 
Visiting the Second Life GOP headquarters yields some surprises
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(56)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
George Washington, first president of USA. Boris Yeltsin, first president of Russia. Tony Blair, first president of Europe. Wait, what
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(54)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Post-War Stress, the Afghanistan/Iraq version: "Matthew knew he shouldn't be taking his AK-47 to the 7-Eleven," police say of traumatized vet
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(221)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush: Iran is threatning the security of the world, and the United States and Arab allies must join together to confront the danger "before it's too late." We're going to war with Iran, aren't we?
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(679)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The agenda for the Colorado state legislature looks like the Fark main page
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraq real estate prices booming in latest proof the surge is working. Suck it, Cut-And-Runners
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian publisher Ezra Levant takes on the national Human Rights Commission in a rousing defense of free speech. (with video)
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(144)
 
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Bush Says 'Hope Is Returning' to Iraq. Will he be bringing the Golddiggers and Jerry Colonna with him?
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Croatian parliament endorses new cabinet, but less than glowing in review of new armoire
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(9)
 


Sat January 12, 2008
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Freed FARC hostages give thanks to Chavez for their greenlight to freedom
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(25)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The list of ex-Democratic presidential wannabes who are on the Obamatrain grows as Gary Hart jumps on board. Next up: Dukakis?
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(58)
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee's policy on Iran: "Be prepared, first, to put your sights on the American vessel. And then be prepared that the next thing you see will be the gates of Hell, because that is exactly what you will see after that."
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(202)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iraq allows Baath party to come back in and clean up the mess the US made
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Liberals say Republicans stole their votes. New Hotness: Liberals say Democrats stole their votes
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials do not believe the white boxes dumped in the Persian Gulf by Iranian speed boats were any threat to coalition ships. Officals now believe boxes only contained uncounted votes from the 2000 US election
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: Longtime politician fawning over Hillary Clinton's presidential greatness. Fark: It's Newt Gingrich
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(30)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's an idea: You want to really mess the Republicans up this primary season? Vote for Mitt Romney
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(100)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big Media finds out exactly how pissed off women can get when you make fun of them crying. In other news, Hillary Clinton is shopping for an outfit that will make her look fat
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(112)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Huckabee decides against turning the other cheek, turns into "Mr. Nasty" after Fred Thompson called him the dirtiest of dirty names... a "liberal"
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(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Strongly worded U.N. letter urges Iran to cooperate, or else it will send even more strongly worded letter
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina's Republican governor praises the candidacy of Barack Obama, has not endorsed any of the GOP candidates for president
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(61)
 
(Captain's Quarters)
 
 
 
NBC correspondent Lawrence O'Donnell rants against John Edwards continuing to run for President, rather than rolling over and letting Obama rub his soft, luxuriant belly
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The presidential candidates in terms we all can understand
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Rather than insult Bill directly, she used the staff. People were scared of her because they knew she could chop off their testicles if she so chose. You did not cross Hillary."
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(69)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Grief, memories and liberal bashing: Ann Coulter's creepy eulogy for her dad
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(223)
 


Fri January 11, 2008
(Some Jittery Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty mishaps that almost started global nuclear war
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(51)
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Anbar province is so quiet the Marines are bored and one company hasn't fired a shot since October
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(47)
 
(Planet Out)
 
 
 
Sergeant kisses his boyfriend on "60 Minutes," army finds no evidence of homosexuality. Who does a guy have to blow to get kicked out of the military around here?
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to new polls, McCain is the new Republican front runner. And by "polls" they mean "numbers we pulled out of our ass" so everyone can act shocked when he gets crushed in every state from here on out
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does the person with the most money always win the presidential nomination?
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(22)
 
(Pharyngula)
 
 
 
Scientist calls GOP candidate a "gibbering sphincter." Ahuckabeesayswhat?
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of increased security in Iraq, guys can get on their motorcycles and act like douchebags. It's not news, it's CNN
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Musharraf last week: "We need more experience, more forensic and technical experience that our people don't have." Musharraf this week: "O hai UN investigatorz, thx but nothx. kbai"
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(13)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Hilary makes the fatal mistake of suggesting that Martin Luther King wasn't Superman, Jesus and the Tooth Fairy all in one
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's plan in Iraq is now to find "solutions," which is a nice change of pace from the previous plan of "screw up everything America touches in Iraq like some perverse anti-Midas"
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Really smart Hillary Clinton Advisor trying to gain the important black vote in South Carolina: "If you have a social need, you're with Hillary. If you want Obama to be your imaginary hip black friend, then he's cool." 9/11
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(49)
 
(ThinkProgress)
 
 
 
Bush rejects McCain's 100-year occupation plan of Iraq. "That's a long time, it's almost a centurion"
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(38)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Israel tells court its hiding settlement facts to protect their image, argues that forced transfers doesn't refer to Palestinians. Because Israel's problems are a matter of better propaganda, and not one of an underlying unjust situation
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(263)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton reveals plan to stimulate the economy. Submitter frankly doesn't need a mental image of her stimulating anything but here, let it burn into your mind for a bit
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
O'Reilly: "I should be" on the Supreme Court
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Karl Rove's take on Hillary's New Hampshire win? "Mrs. Clinton won the beer drinkers, Mr. Obama the white wine crowd." Submitter agrees, thinks it would take a lot of beer to vote for Hillary
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(54)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ron Paul is the only Republican presidential candidate not ready to go to war with Iran over a few speed boats zipping around in circles
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(169)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Poll: God relegates Huckabee to second place in latest Fox South Carolina survey
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(172)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Fresh off their humiliating failure in predicting the New Hampshire primaries, pollsters devise new, more efficient strategy for Nevada: skipping it entirely
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(24)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Onion editor moves over to MoveOn. Brings managerial experience in faking news
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(39)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Musharraf says US troops welcome to cross into Pakistan from Afghanistan to hunt for al-Qaeda/Taliban militants. Just kidding, he actually said "They would regret that day"
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(141)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In latest indication of how well his campaign is doing, Rudy Giuliani has stopped paying his campaign staff
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Web favorite Ron Paul scrutinized for racist comments printed in newsletters under his name in the '90s. Newsletters were like blogs that were printed on paper and then physically delivered by the postal service, sometimes by horse
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(471)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Poll shows that Republicans have sex more often, possibly because they keep telling others to "suck it"
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(141)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French president's girlfriend is pregnant already. No, no, no, yes, that one
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After receiving the kiss of death from John Kerry yesterday, Barack Obama is back in the running after a blistering misspelled tirade from Roseanne Barr
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(327)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congressional Democrats looking to bribe poor people to come out and vote. Bush plans to use a whole new color veto crayon this time
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US military finally puts Abu Gharib behind it by dropping all charges against everyone involved, except for that Lynndie chick that started it all, of course
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(509)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Meaningless Democratic primary in Michigan + Open Republican primary = Democrats for Huckabee
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John McCain put up his fundraising list as loan collateral, despite his campaign's donor privacy policy promises that "John McCain 2008 will not sell your information to third parties or any commercial entities"
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(47)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Forty-seven senators pushing Bush Administration to allow gun owners to carry firearms into national parks. What could possibly become dinner?
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(553)
 
(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
By now everyone knows what a great success the surge is. Everybody is wrong
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(170)
 


Thu January 10, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kucinich asks for New Hampshire recount, stilts
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Biraq Hussein Osama is the next Jimmy Carter. Therefore, you should C) vote for Ron Paul. Thread over
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(231)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Taxpayers' biggest problem? Congress, says report
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In new op-ed in Wall Street Journal, Karl Rove sure sounds like he's with the Hillary campaign
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(54)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Twelve school boards have just passed resolutions against having evolution in the science curriculum. Subby can't decide between Asinine, Dumbass, Florida, Sad, Scary, Silly, or Stupid,
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(421)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember that story about how Seattle was going to house the homeless and let them drink all the booze they want? Well, Seattle saved $3.2 million by implementing the plan. Suck it, neocons
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rep. Doolittle retiring from Congress; to be replaced by Rep. Dooevenless
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon: Remember that video proving Iran boats were threatening to blow up a US ship? Well funny thing, umm we actually don't think it was them who said it but included it anways
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee asks Stephen Colbert to be his running mate
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(244)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley has endorsed John McCain. In other news, Wilford Brimley is still alive
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kucinich: I'm not dead yet
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(60)
 
(Newsbusters)
 
 
 
Those "iron my shirt" guys from the Hillary rally were from a Boston morning show, something we could have learned sooner if only there were people whose job it was to locate relevant factual information and report on it
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Could Ron Paul have autism? Def-def-def-definitely possible
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(241)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor urges legislature to repeal abusive driver fees. Why? A) They did not raise expected revenues. B) They are unconstitutional. Hint: It's not B
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage entrepreneur sues Barack Obama for using phrase "Change Rocks" when it's the same name as the jewelry he's created. That's as stupid as suing someone for using a phrase like "Not Safe for Work™"
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(69)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Ron Paul supporters gather together... in WoW. "You enter a primary. It is dark here." "I cast Magic Missile"
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did New Hampshire voters think McCain opposed the Iraq war?
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson, Jr. points out that Hillary never cried for Katrina or its victims, yet managed a tear in New Hampshire. Why, yes, he does work for Obama... but really, is that relevant?
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(82)
 
(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton raising money from the very industries she is bashing in her stump speeches, taking $269,436 from the pharmaceutical industry and $220,550 from the oil and gas industry. So far no donations from the pantsuit industry
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(64)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Bush says Iran is a threat to whirrled peas
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(295)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey dad, I don't think it would be really cool if you use your MTA chairman post to change a few bus routes to run right next to my new shopping center. *Wink wink*
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker misses first day of work at legislature to finish up 30 day rehab for DUI (with dashcam video)
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(15)
 
(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
John Kerry endorses Barack Obama
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The terrorists in Florida try to derail 9iu11iani's bid for president. 911
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
McCain vows "not to stand for" any of his rivals trying the same kind of political dirty tricks that sank him last time. Points out he was in 'Nam and knows 16 different ways to kill a man with just a pair of shoelaces
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(68)
 
(Some Submerged Guy)
 
 
 
China's Navy has tripled the amount of submarine patrols in the last year. EVERYBODY PANI... up to to a total of six. Oh, never mind
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(133)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Obama's game plan for the next four weeks. Surprisingly, the word "change" appears in the first paragraph only twice
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman challenging Indiana's law requiring photo ID to vote is registered in two states
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(123)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If Barack Obama wins the presidency, should he thank: A) The voters? B) The donors? C) The Borg?
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(73)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Camille Paglia: "Hillary's disdain for masculinity fits right into the classic feminazi package." Feminist catfight at Salon
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
United Kingdom on verge of breaking up into four separate states, leaving North American Farkers confused about which one is the Nanny State and which ones to refer to as Third World wannabees
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A GOP candidate for West Virginia's 16th District Senate race is withdrawing from the election because he mistakenly registered as a Democrat
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(11)
 
(bloomberg)
 
 
 
India intends to buy multi-role fighter jets, 1.55mm howitzers, helicopters and long-range maritime spy aircraft, according to... wait, 1.55mm howitzers? Dude, you're being ripped off. Bonus: Other news sources ran this error
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(26)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of a politician acting like real a human being, here is a clip of Philadelphia's new mayor, Michael Nutter, spitting some flow. Surprisingly, he does a pretty good job
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(40)
 


Wed January 09, 2008
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One day after Obama loses the NH primary to she who shall not be named, NYC Mayor Bloomberg begins polling all 50 states to decide whether to launch an independent presidential bid
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Romney pulls resources from other states and goes "all in" in Michigan. McCain and Huckabee say "Call". Paul says "Go Fish"
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(103)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Karl Rove says one of the reasons Hillary won is that Obama "looked like a smarmy, prissy little guy taking a slap at her"
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gov. Richardson quits presidential race. Click to the right to post "WHO??"
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(311)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Giant sandcastle of six GOP candidates being created in Myrtle Beach for the SC primary. Onlookers applaud accuracy ranging from wrinkles in their faces to how easily they can collapse under pressure
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Four reasons that may explain why Hillary won yesterday? Not surprisingly, "people really like her" absent from list
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(71)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
Every presidential candidate promises he or she is thinking of the children. Specifically, thinking of saddling them with massive debts and income transfers to the retiring baby boomers
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman who brought tear to Clinton's eye voted for Obama
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission enters election season without quorum. This will end well
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(16)
 
(College Humor)
 
 
 
"There are Klingons in the White House." Sometimes, watching C-Span is truly worth it
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(42)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mexican Authorities replace corrupt Tijuana Police with corrupt Federal Police. Let's see if anyone notices
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
President Sarkozy announces plans to model France's public service broadcaster on the BBC. British submitter suggests Melissa Theuriau would be ideal for popular BBC show "When Newsreaders Bend Over"
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(213)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mayor McKickYourAss saw no reason to remove the lingerie pictures from her MySpace page after being elected, what are you going to do about it?
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lame duck and a hawkish boob threaten each other as game of chicken begins in Iran
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Fox News reports Paul Begala joining Hillary campaign without bothering to check with Begala. Fark: When he emails them and straight-up denies it, they keep running the story. With email exchange goodness
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(72)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Kucinich challenger welcomes him home with gift basket. Fruit? Check. Candy? Check. Nuts? Absolutely
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(22)
 
(Just One Minute)
 
 
 
Media to briefly pause from their 24/7 fellating of Obama to wonder whether they're covering the election objectively
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(40)
 
(public radio)
 
 
 
Find your candidate by taking this poll
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(456)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton won because she got the most votes from the poor, the less-educated, seniors, city folk and Catholics. In other words, bingo players
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(80)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
And the winner of the Democratic party's New Hampshire primary delegates is... it's a tie
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(188)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Why having Fark pick the stories beats the crap out of mob rule
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(25)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani pens op-ed in today's WSJ. Manages to mention 9/11 nine separate times and takes credit for saving the city
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did Diebold rig New Hampshire? Long answer: Maybe. Short answer: No
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(97)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor proposes 800 percent toll increase over the next 14 years to combat the state's deficit
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(43)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Town board realizes that their proposed Silly String ban was silly, tables the discussion until everybody stops noticing
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(4)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
After New Hampshire, the media starts thinking that maybe, just maybe, polling data isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And so it begins... complaints and conspiracy of Diebold machine rigging in Hillary's favor. In related news, stock in Reynold's Wrap surges four percent
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United States Supreme Court to decide if the right to vote includes the responsibility to prove you are eligible... or... that evil voter ID law is going down
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(279)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Another day, another set of NJ politicians reporting to federal prisons to begin serving jail sentences for extorting bribes
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New Hampshire woman embarks on quest to get her five-month-old child photographed with every presidential candidate. Well, except Mike Gravel. He's way too creepy. (With pics)
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of NH Primary winner Hillary Clinton
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(104)
 
(Fox 12 Oregon)
 
 
 
In an effort to overturn his guilty plea, Larry Craig's attorney argues his gay foot tapping is protected free speech (and he loves his wife)
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(158)
 


Tue January 08, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, the New Hampshire primary might encourage some candidates to run for president and encourage others to drop out of the race. I'm glad that's cleared up
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
NBC calls New Hampshire for Hillary Clinton. Obamamania hits a Clinton-sized speedbump
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(1178)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Obama took time today to call both candidates in the disputed Kenyan presidential election where accusatons of tampering have caused widespread rioting. Polls show he now leads that race by double digits
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bipartisanship has given us prohibition, the internment of Japanese-Americans, the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, the war on drugs, the Patriot Act, and tons of earmarks
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Evolution isn't debatable in many parts of the world, and among a majority of scientists, but somehow Florida hasn't fully gotten the message"
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(309)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
NewsFlash
 
Everyone but the Paulites are projecting John McCain the winner in New Hampshire
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(425)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Primary results as they happen
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(1895)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Obama was a drunk, a bigot, a bigamist, an egomaniac, a deeply flawed man, ruined by his own weaknesses. His son, however, is running for President
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(55)
 
(pollster.com)
 
 
 
No NH exit polls this year: here's why. In other news, you have 56 more minutes to leech porn before your wife needs the Internet to see if Obama won
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(122)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
With the falling dollar, we may not have an illegal immigration problem anymore
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(21)
 
(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
Netroots GOP suddenly falling back in love with fiscal responsibility now that the Democrats only managed to cut earmarks by half
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Huckabee wields guitars and Chuck Norris. We suggest an air-Norris contest at next Fark party
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College professors' contributions to presidential candidates: 90 percent to Democrats, 10 percent to Republicans
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(292)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox News deletes Ron Paul from an AP article on their website, does not disclose that the AP article was altered
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(119)
 
(The Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Begala denies getting hired by Hillary too, but leaves out the "arrogant and asinine" stuff
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(3)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Carville denies getting hired by Hillary, calls Fox "an asinine and arrogant network"
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Biggest sign Hillary's campaign is in full-blown panic mode: James Carville and Paul Begala brought on as day-to-day advisors
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(22)
 
(PowerlineBlog)
 
 
 
"I'd cry too if I realized I'd stayed married to Bill Clinton for all these years and still wouldn't get to be president"
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(39)
 
(TPM Election Central)
 
 
 
Actual quote: "Fox was, is and will continue to be an asinine and ignorant network." Actual sound: "Frgh wa cnfla be an afrnin n ignin nerfg"
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(41)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ron Paul claims MLK was a gay pedophile, praised David Duke, speculated the 1993 WTC bombing was a Mossad job. He also refused to go on Neal Boortz's show today
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(213)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Opponents of U.S. policy must decide whether getting out of line--anything from a letter to the editor to direct action--is worth the risk of getting kidnapped, tortured and murdered." Ted Rall wishes you a happy new year
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reason to vote No. 1: We need to elect someone to do everything, so we can get back to being lazy. It's the American Dream
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(14)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
You're a former TV reporter running for the Senate and want to tell voters to vote for someone who will shun special interest cash and work only for the people. Do you: C) Spend a week on top of a 320-foot tower, freezing your ass off?
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't drink the "Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread how did we ever exist as a nation without him this is our last chance to elect a black president so we better support him see I told you racism is dead" Kool Aid
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(196)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After a solid year of press coverage concerning how inevitable Hillary Clinton's nomination was, Bill Clinton is crying today that the media's biased in favor of Barack Obama
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Huffington Post: If you compare Obama to JFK, RFK and MLK all in the same article, we get the message that you like him. Up next: Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Santa Claus and Jesus Christ
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obama fundraisers turn away VIPs for upcoming NYC Grand Hyatt fundraiser due to high demand. In related news, Clinton campaign still has tickets for tomorrow's Yellowtail and Ritz cracker mixer on Staten Island
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turnout is so large that New Hampshire is running out of Democratic ballots
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(614)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy Scout earns merit badge for counter-insurgency
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
CNN continues to elevate the level of political discourse
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority"
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(131)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
With little else in the world to occupy their time, Congress is set to take on Dr. Jarvik's Lipitor commercial
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(183)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Georgia Supreme Court debates whether or not it's okay to round up all the ex-cons and force them to live in a swamp
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The media are being swept up by a wave of Obamamania, in which normally hard-bitten journalists watch the orator in action and come away dazzled by his gifts"
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(375)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hillary says if Obama wins, the Earth will spin out of control, tilt off its axis and fall into the sun. (Editor: Fine, I'll fix it! Sheesh)
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(93)
 
(Politicalwire)
 
 
 
Final tracking poll in New Hampshire shows McCain winning by nine points and Obama absolutely crushing Ms. Crybaby McCryerson by 13
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(188)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
3,(911)
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(725)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey apologizes for slavery, Bon Jovi
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(159)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Like most rich white ladies, Hillary Clinton is very afraid of a black man asking for change (from the voting bin)
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(45)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Good news for liberals: Among conservatives, Obama leads Romney by a margin of 50-17. Bad news: The survey was taken in Canada
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Duncan Hunter bursts onto TV set to tell us that he has one delegate, most pathetic campaign
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(26)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
At midnight the New Hampshire primary battle begins - between Dixville Notch (population 74) and Hart's Location (population less than 74)
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(50)
 


Mon January 07, 2008
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two protesters tell Clinton to iron their shirts, apparently unaware that ironing is a woman's job
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton encounters Ron-Paul-supporting 9/11 conspiracy theorists, says they're nuttier than bag of Snickers
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(194)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Obvious: Congress sends Bush a $516 billion spending bill with 8,993 earmarks. Not so much: They skipped some steps in the budget process, meaning Bush could cut all the pork out if he wants without a line-item veto
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The real question about the presidential primary race: How badly will 9/11 do?
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(57)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Bush says U.S. economic signals are mixed, just like Bush's understanding of U.S. economic signals
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Duncan Hunter set to make a major announcement. Speculation is that he will withdraw his candidacy for president. In other news, at least for now, Duncan Hunter is running for president
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell, of all people, sits down for interview with Hugo Chavez, proving once again that the problem isn't that there are too many fools on Earth but rather that lightning bolts are improperly distributed
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(112)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Presidential spokesman Tony Fratto ties on blindfold, sticks fingers in ears and yells loudly, "No one is predicting a recession, no one is predicting a recession, no one is predicting a recession"
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All I really need to know about fiscal policy I learned in "Sim City"
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maybe the way Hillary's going to get universal health care passed is by boring everyone in the nation into a coma. With video goodneszzzzzzzz
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pope calls for worldwide mega-apology from Catholics involved in sex scandals, which should fix everything
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
King of Gondor wants you to vote for Kucinich. Tells Sean Hannity to suck my sword
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(36)
 
(Politico.com)
 
 
 
Bill pulls a Rudy; answers a call from Hillary during a speech. Of course, everyone knows it's fake, but thinks it's cute anyway, since it's Slick Willy
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Treasury Department plans to rollout Social Security debit cards. Significant delays at ATMs are expected as elderly people attempt to get money
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(20)
 
(Wonkette)
 
Video
 
Andy Rooney is tired of all these presidential candidates with minority names
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(63)
 
(Life Leak)
 
Video
 
Crazy Ron Paul supporters go off their meds, chase and scream at Sean Hannity
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(178)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
Blogwar between Dkos and Redstate -- with lolcats
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giuliani volunteers bused in from New York go campaigning door-to-door in New Hampshire wearing Yankees hats and jackets
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(39)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee GOP forced to change listed number due to late night drunk dialers
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(20)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
"The unemployment report on Friday was brutally bad," says brutally bad economist Paul Krugman. Note: Unemployment now at five percent, just above full employment
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 reasons Huckabee is a nutjob. The big question is: How was this list narrowed down to 10?
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(157)
 
(Some well-spoken Guy)
 
 
 
Ad Age columnist examines why Obama is "acceptably black"
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(429)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has no soul, says Hillary Clinton, who, unlike Putin, has only leased, not sold, her soul to Satan
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did Fox use a fake focus group to discredit candidates?
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(202)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In honor of John McCain's claim that he's never placed a single earmark in 24 years, here's some of his most recent earmarks
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(55)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Hillary may drop out of the presidential race. Drudge said it, it must be true
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(263)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the easiest way to become president is to be Barack Obama, don't be surprised if Senator Clinton claims that she's been Barack Obama for 35 years
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(208)
 
(RCP)
 
 
 
One day until Primary Day, and the Real Clear Politics poll averages have Obama and McCain running away with it in New Hampshire
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(110)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Snubbed by Fox, Ron Paul holds own N.H. forum with punch and cookies
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
NY mayor Michael Bloomberg to consider presidential bid. Also apparently considering takeout chicken, if the photo is any indication
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(19)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Scarborough: MSM loathes Romney, would marry McCain if it could
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
McCain: "I would have started Iraq war regardless of WMD"
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(159)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Well, duh
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(18)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Mike Gravel to teens: Say yes to drugs
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. lawyers argue before the Supreme Court that the Bill of Rights doesn't apply to individuals
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(159)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
"If it's Obama versus Huckabee in November, Republicans might want to prepare a bomb shelter.... That general election would more likely than not be a massive blowout for Democrats"
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(207)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How bad are things in Pakistan? People are fleeing to *Afghanistan* for safety
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flashy president of France, Sarkozy, to marry another supermodel. Gentlemen, this is how you play the game
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(78)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
The 20 most annoying liberals in the United States: The 2007 edition
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This line pretty much sums up Mike Huckabee's tax plan: "Huckabee's plan to eliminate all income taxes and replace them with a flat consumption tax has the support of martial arts guru Chuck Norris but few economic analysts"
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(66)
 
(Some Kos Kiddie)
 
 
 
The Republican debate, according to a nine-year old who couldn't keep the names straight
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(41)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The perils of long lead times, as illustrated by Sunday's issue of Parade magazine
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(103)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Americans love convincing themselves they and this country are getting shafted, and while watching election returns on a $700, 32-inch Samsung flat-panel, high-definition TV "
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Edwards distances himself from lobbyists, presidency
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(14)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Big Pharm spends more on advertising than research
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(76)
 

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