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Sun November 12, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Russ Feingold explains why he's not running for president in '08; reason #6: he's polling behind John Kerry, and that's just...well, the tag says it
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fareed Zakaria discussing Iraq: "This is not our chessboard"
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(77)
 
(Financial Sense Online)
 
 
 
What to expect in the aftermath of the Republican wipeout
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to the election, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." How Rahm Emanuel killed the elephant
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(23)
 
(exile.ru)
 
 
 
War Nerd on the doctrine of assymetrical war
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Election is over: Check. The GOP loses the majority in Congress: Check. Gas prices going up: Check. Conspiracy theorists making a correlation: coming soon
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(33)
 
(Radioactive Guy)
 
 
 
Israel used new type of tactical nuke bunker buster in Lebanon
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(587)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S.: Cuban dictator health is deteriorating. Zombie Castro : Mmmmm, brains.... braiiiinnnssss
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(98)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Opposition leader says Britain needs 'Minister of Terror' - coolest job title ever?
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(24)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Will Bush Sr help save his Son's Presidency. No, sorry, too late for that, Pops
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(34)
 
(Some crazy guy)
 
 
 
Iran: 'If Israel takes such a stupid step and attacks, the answer of Iran and its Revolutionary Guard will be rapid, firm and destructive and it will be given in a few seconds'
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(83)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Democrats plan to "revisit" law creating Mexican border fence. And by revisit, they mean "do away with so we can get back to playing politics on the issue"
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush points out that the US elections were held "even in a time of war"
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: "No House member may accept any gift of any value from lobbyists, or any firm or association that hires lobbyists."
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(133)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Arkansas mayoral candidate suspects foul play when the official results show him as receiving zero votes, in spite of the fact that he voted for himself
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(18)
 


Sat November 11, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top British cop wants to make burning flag a crime. Apparently, hippies are a growing problem across the pond also
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(91)
 
(RINF)
 
 
 
Plans underway to microchip every baby born in U.S. and Europe. This story brought to you by $5.87 and Reynolds Wrap
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(98)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Elton John wants all religion banned because he believes it promotes hatred of gays and turns people into "hateful lemmings"
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine of 15 Security Council members vote to condemn Israel. Four more abstain. No prizes for guessing how it manages to fail
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(70)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thirty-one percent
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(72)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Somali govt rejects peace deal, prefers war
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(9)
 
(CQPolitics)
 
 
 
Welcome to what will be the sleaziest race for President ever. Buy stock in Lysol and gasmasks
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obvious: Potential House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has higher approval ratings then Bush. Fark: Bush is looking up at her 34% approval rating
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "God Gap" has narrowed; now both parties can exploit religious conservatives
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently Tuesday's election results were not understood by the Pentagon, as they prepare to re-deploy National Guard units to Iraq
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(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French lose track of their surrender fund
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld, like Kissinger, could be charged with war crimes by Germany. Kissinger seen nodding in approval
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(20)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Vote for me, I was a Green Beret. Scratch that, I was a telephone operator
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(22)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Terrorist Canadian researchers feel the need to flee from Patriot act
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(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Unlike any previous "Year of the Woman" 2006 is *really* the "Year of the Woman"
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. and Russia reach tentative deal on WTO admission
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(6)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
76% of New Yorkers are fine with Hillary using them like the fat girl you pick up at a bar at closing time
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leader of Britain's Communist Party has become a multi-millionaire after inheriting a £20.5 million painting. I guess we will see how communist she is if she keeps the cash
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(157)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Clinton, stumping for winning congressional candidate Jerry McNerney, explains the Bush administration in a nutshell
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Democrat leader decides that the best way to start the healing process after a bitter election is to sling insults
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(111)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Karl Rove talks about the election results. Oddly enough, Chewbacca not mentioned
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dutch government to ban burkas in public places
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Donny Rumsfeld can spin a mean fatty
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(26)
 


Fri November 10, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
McCain begins preliminary White House run. Suck it, libs
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(116)
 
(Hotline)
 
 
 
Democrats win Congress and yet they are already fighting with each other
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A big ol' steaming heap of countries, including Jordan, Holland, and Australia, stop biatching about US troops in Iraq to beg the US not to withdraw troops from Iraq
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(53)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Ike Skelton (D-MO) will resurrect the subcommittee on oversight and investigations, which was disbanded by the Republicans after they won control of Congress in 1994
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(80)
 
(Charles Krauthammer)
 
 
 
Take a closer look at those elections results: Moderate Republicans lost, centerist Democrats won. "The result is that both parties have moved to the right."
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans should send some of their extra Bibles to third world countries. - Because if there is something malnurished, illiterate peasants really need it's books written in languages they don't speak
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(54)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Upon learning that Rumsfeld was fired, Marine patrolling in Baghdad asks "Who is Rumsfeld?", proving that if you squander your education, you'll get stuck in Iraq
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(328)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman: call me a Democrat
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(86)
 
(SITE Institute)
 
 
 
Terrorists applaud America for voting Democratic
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(109)
 
(Aussie News)
 
 
 
Abu Hamza al-Muhajer (D-Iraq), threatens to blow up White House
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(399)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda proclaims victory in Rumsfield's resignation. Proclamation of victory for Rutgers' win over Louisville expected later today
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Israel's deputy defense minister says that military strikes are possible to curtail Iran's nuclear program
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(418)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"If it was up to the Democrats, we would still be living under Saddam's tyranny"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(471)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
RIAA: Crap. So we can only sue for what these stupid pop songs are actually worth?
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(56)
 
(The Jurist)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld: Will he ever be tried as a war criminal?
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(83)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
David Letterman's Top 10 signs George W. Bush is depressed
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Republican staffers facing unemployment. Evidently, there are not enough open positions in big oil, big tobacco or defense contracting
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
From the always shy and retiring Charlie Rangel: "Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?"
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(61)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Student leaders at a California college have banned the Pledge of Allegiance at their meetings, saying they see no reason to publicly swear loyalty to God and the U.S. government
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(642)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You've done a heckuva job, Kenny
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(120)
 
(Timesonline)
 
 
 
Handover to Iraqi Army set for the end of next year. Yeah for our side
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congressional Democrats to meet with George McGovern to get his advice on Iraq. Will also hold seance to hear the views of Lyndon Johnson on welfare policy
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(20)
 


Thu November 09, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jewish man upset he had to vote in a church. Voting for a bunch of lying jackals is OK, but having to do it in a church is just too much
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(275)
 
(kfor-tv)
 
 
 
District Attorney fires an attorney, 5 years later he defeats him in an election
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(26)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Despite being 2847 votes short of victory, Conrad Burns decides to wait for remaining 200 to be counted before conceding to Jon Tester
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(35)
 
(Some Patriot)
 
 
 
Five things the Democratic Congress must do immediately
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(144)
 
(ThinkProgress)
 
 
 
Reason #1,374 of why we love Fox News: creation of a new "Minority Speaker" position for the House of Representatives. (w/screen shoot goodness)
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(53)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Barring a senseless wolf attack, Gerald Ford to become the become the longest lived ex-president on Sunday. How delicious
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French troops were 2 seconds away from firing on Israeli jets, which means they were 4 seconds away from surrendering
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(319)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard to undergo "spiritual restoration", a process in which "godly men who are clean themselves insert themselves in the life of the one who is struggling... laying their hands on Pastor Haggard while calling on God"
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(316)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN censors part of Bill Maher interview where he mentions the head of the RNC is teh ghey
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Moby and some other random obscure musicians thought of the election
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
GOP holds onto its base of fundie nutjobs who don't object to upper-income tax cuts or massive deficits
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(224)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Alberta Premier Ralph Klein: "I don't think Belinda Stronach ever did have a Conservative bone in her body. Well, except for one. Speaking of Peter MacKay...''
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(65)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Republican staffers face unemployment. World's tiniest violin playing on overtime
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(59)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The Wyoming Libertarian Party has edged back toward the mainstream, winning enough votes to regain its major-party status. Don't get too excited though, Wyoming's still a long way off from legalized drugs and prostitution
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(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Markus Wolf, the East German spymaster who planted over 4,000 agents in the West and perfected the use of sex in spying, dies at age 83. Or at least that's what he wants us to think
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some guy nobody ever heard of is running for president
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(36)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Osama-loving subscribers of Wall Street Journal give Rumsfeld a D or F
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Churches receive provocative letters about mayoral race frontrunner's homosexuality, and the only thing that bothers them about it is that someone would assume they were anti-gay. Must be Canada
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(55)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The price of victory: PA Gov. Ed Rendell owes his son an Aston Martin
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Conrad Burns refuses to concede. "I didn't lose. The sun got in my eyes. I tried to call, but the line was busy. George Bush's secret plan will save me"
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia town mayor barely wins election after write-in candidate Tony the Tiger nearly edged him out
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can you believe that something as important as the control of the Senate came down to some good ol' boy calling someone "Macaca"?
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sixty percent of Americans didn't bother to vote, meaning Democrats owe their landslide plurality to approximately 20 percent of the population. Way to go, America. Have another deep-fried chocolate cake while you sit in your La-Z-Boy
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona's Proposition 200, which would have awarded $1 million to a random voter, fails to pass
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The best time to run your well-researched, fact-based "Rumsfield won't resign" story is three hours before Rummy actually quits
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cindy Sheehan can't stand being out of the limelight, decides to celebrate Democratic election victory by getting herself arrested again
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(66)
 


Wed November 08, 2006
(LSU Reveille)
 
 
 
William Jefferson (D-Kenmore Deluxe Freezer Model 90000) will be in a runoff to keep his House seat
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(34)
 
(Some Dittohead)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh admits that he didn't believe the White House talking points he kept parroting. Sixty percent of Americans not surprised
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(113)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blue moon, you saw Bush standing alone / Without a magical fifty / Without a House of his own
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(1144)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Dan rather still defends tainted report." BOOP BOOP / tainted report / whoah-oah / BOOP BOOP / tainted report
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a sample of what the rest of the world thinks about yesterday's election
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(307)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Denver mayor promises to personally pay for parking tickets received by voters that were stuck in long lines caused by computer issues
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(38)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Newsmax editorial explains why the Bushes "Took the conservative movement right over the cliff"
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(57)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Note for 2008 elections: waving a gun and threatening to shoot people does not cause one to get to vote sooner
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(25)
 
(Herald Banner)
 
 
 
Suck it, lib(ertarian)s
source: heraldbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(434)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Congressman says "toxic" election environment for Republicans was toughest since Watergate
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(15)
 
(Kos)
 
 
 
John McCain...you owe me a suicide
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Hamas)
 
 
 
This just in: Jews are worried about America not doing their work for them after elections
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Michael Medved says to Democrats: "Well played sirs, well played"... Not really. He's pissed
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
French cheer Democrat congressional victory. In related news, the French also cheer Jerry Lewis, organ meat and Asterix comics
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Scoop)
 
 
 
The New Zealand government will revisit their 1999 decision to lower the drinking age to 18 because it turns out 18-year-olds didn't handle their liquor as responsibly as everyone had hoped
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(94)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Senator's son celebrates victory by getting peppersprayed, arrested (with mugshot goodness)
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(113)
 
(Senate)
 
 
 
Senators up for re-election in 2008. If you're a depressed Republican, you may not want to see this
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(71)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Now that Democrats are in power, within six months we will begin seeing articles declaring that 'The Daily Show' has 'lost its edge' and 'jumped the shark.' Bonus points for calling Jon Stewart a Republican shill"
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(86)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mass voters reject ballot question to legalize wine sales in supermarkets because it destroys marriage or something
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(256)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush to nominate Texas A&M president for Secretary of Defense. Let the Aggie jokes ensue
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(255)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Associated Press now projecting Jon Tester as the winner in the Montana Senate race
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(195)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
You're doin' a heckuva job, Rummy
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1378)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
George Bush, for one, welcomes his new Democratic overlords with lunch
source: elections.us.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Hugh Hewitt)
 
 
 
The good news for Republicans: Rick Santorum is now available for a future seat on the Supreme Court. Submitter just threw up in his mouth a little
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(37)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Good news for Kevin Federline - ballot measures for minimum wage increases pass nationwide
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi is one errant pretzel and one six-dollar burger away from presidency
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(51)
 
(Kos/DSCC)
 
 
 
Dems claim victory in both Montana and Virgina Senate races. Suck it, libs
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(74)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
A funny thing happened to Chelsea Clinton when she wandered down to her polling place to vote for her mother
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China and Egypt reach nuclear-energy agreement
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(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
America to Democrats: Don't fark this up
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(464)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Dude from the band Orleans who wrote 1970s pop tunes "Still the One" and "Dance With Me" wins election. Still has to answer for being on that album cover
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least one silver lining: Arizona approves English as the official language. Gracias, Arizona
source: eastvalleytribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Morning After Election Results thread. It was good for me, was it good for you? Here, have a cigarette
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(1185)
 
(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Tom Delay: Democrats didn't win, Republicans lost and because our base stayed home
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(87)
 
(Some ImageShack)
 
 
 
What is Rick Santorum's son thinking?
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(308)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Montana senate race separated by 1700 votes. This puts Montana in the spotlight for the first time since... ummm.... where is Montana anyway?
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(46)
 
(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison becomes first Muslim elected to Congress, will prostrate himself toward Mecca five times a day, six times toward Nancy Pelosi
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(107)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Map of election results
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(16)
 
(Alaska Girls Kick Ass)
 
 
 
Alaska elects its first female governor in history
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(35)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Voters in Ohio city reject speed cameras. Bonus: City forced to refund money already collected. Bonus bonus: City has to keep paying rent on cameras until contract expires
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(170)
 
(Some Pissed Off Nutmegger)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman, the "man without a party" wins re-election. Bipartisan politics surrender
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Colbert explains Senator Rick Santoruman's Lord of the Rings analogy. In other news, Santoruman currently losing the battle for Middle Eart... err, Pennsylvania Senate
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(8)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Politicians spend $1 billion to convince you that politicians are no good
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Discuss the final stretch here. Can the Dems take the Senate, too? [Thread closed. Please move discussion to the hot and fresh thread above]
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(2035)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fewer than 3000 votes separate Virginia Senate candidates
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(116)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Even Neal Boortz had problems voting
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(114)
 


Tue November 07, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
Continuing tonight's trend of tired old America-hating lefties being swept into power, Daniel Ortega named official winner of Nicaragua's presidential election
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dems to take control of the House. Suck it, libs
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(1332)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New Senators, new Governors, new asinine millages, and a new Fark thread to discuss the day's electile dysfunction[Please to be now joining super happy fun time thread above]
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(KWY1060.com)
 
 
 
With Casey's predicted win in Pennsylvania, the world prepares to offer its last Santorum jokes. Post your glimmering rivulets of Santorum humor in the comments thread. Voting enabled
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's election could send the most women ever to Capitol Hill. Sexist comments in 5, 4, 3, 2
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Election Night 2006 thread. Come for the good times, come for the bad times, come for the moment Rick Santorum is projected to lose his job [thread closed: enjoy fresh, crisp new thread up the page a bit]
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(1750)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dan Rather to co-anchor the Daily Show tonight
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(70)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man takes "Rock the Vote" to a whole new level
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(25)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Kennedy said the state was told that poll workers sealed the ballots that had been cast before the bomb threat and transported them to the new site." Nothing to see here
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Voter gets to experience poll choking
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(68)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
In effort to protect the sanctity of the American vote, conservative talk radio host is encouraging listeners to flood the Democratic hotline for reporting voting problems
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(97)
 
(Lew Rockwell.com)
 
 
 
Americans must face the truth: Mass democracy, in a country with nearly 300 million people and a government that has bases in 150 nations across the world, is a sham and a half
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(48)
 
(Some Reporter)
 
 
 
Liberals already claiming the election was stolen
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(58)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
This year's "disaffected Republican switching parties endless quoted in the media who's actually a longtime Democratic operative" story is brought to you by Joanne Neft, the AP, Washinton Post, and San Francisco Chronicle
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From the Who Didn't See This One Coming Department: Early voting problems already emerge in Ohio, Florida, and Indiana as poll workers can't figure out these new fangled voting machines
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor turned away from voting because he didn't have his ID. Good thing he signed this law so people like him can't vote without ID
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(90)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Democratic Party in 2004 distributed election manual stating if no evidence exists of voter intimidation by Republicans in your district, "launch a pre-emptive strike" and allege it, anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dems in the lead. Electronic voting machines working horribly. Submitter tried to select Obvious tag but it kept on choosing Wheaton for him
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(84)
 
(Media Bistro)
 
 
 
Fox News can't quite bring themselves to admit that the Democrats are winning
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(128)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You never saw the "Mission Accomplished" banner. You never saw the "Mission Accomplished" banner. You never saw the "Mission Accomplished" banner
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(148)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best campaign ad of the year: David Straithairn as Edward R. Murrow
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Candidate has his headquarters chained shut and locks broken so his workers can't get in. More GOP dirty tricks... wait... oh...
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(44)
 
(nola.com)
 
 
 
Security Council reaches down / between their legs / ease the seats back / votes Panama a Council seat
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton gets kissed by a man other than Bill. The NY Post is there to capture the awkward goodness
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Steve Adams: From the Bluegrass to the White House in 2008
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(4)
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
Local business man fined $500 for posting signs that look like a campaign sign to promote new coffee. It's still okay to cover ever square inch of land, as long as it actually is a campaign sign
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(GOP.com)
 
 
 
GOP: Beware exit polls, they unfairly favor Democrats and reality. Also, they embiggen the terrorists
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(130)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Voiceover artists explain how to create a threatening political ad
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Voting problems already popping up in parts of Indiana, Ohio and Florida
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(118)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 reasons to vote today
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(16)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
Just when you thought GOP dirty tricks couldn't get any lower: GOP candidate uses Federal Emergency Alert system to air his advertisement on stations who were not airing his advertisements
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Mon November 06, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
On Election Day, both parties are prepared to deploy their ultimate weapons: Lawyers
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(26)
 
(KOS)
 
 
 
Virginia voters receiving robo-calls from "The Elections Commission" stating that they'll be arrested if they show up to vote tomorrow. Wanna guess which party all the victims belong to? (with a .wav of the acutal call)
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(Michael Moore)
 
 
 
Michael Moore rallies the Democratic troops, urges them to get out the vote. And pick him up a meatball sub while they're out
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Bush: "Hey, GOP candidate for Florida governor, dude, can I like, help out your campaign and stuff?" Candidate: "Umm... NO." White House: "Dude that was uber harsh, bro. DIAF"
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to torpedo your father's election: Get caught vandalizing a soldier's memorial days before the vote
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(44)
 
(KELOland)
 
 
 
AARP offers seniors handy tips on how not to accidentally vote for the wrong candidate or issue. For example: "Don't vote"
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(6)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Our friends at Fox News fail basic math after determining that a candidate down by eight points in the polls is actually in the lead. With screenshot goodness
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(38)
 
(Hotline)
 
 
 
If you don't believe the lying, liberal media, take it from the GOP instead: "We believe the Democrats will pick up 21 seats in the House tomorrow and four in the Senate." Of course, they could be lying too
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(32)
 
(KXMA)
 
 
 
In effort to make detention more user friendly, Gitmo now giving prisoners option of whether they may be interrogated or not
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(17)
 
(anklebiters)
 
 
 
Republican heroes of 2006
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(117)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Senator Robert Byrd will win another term in office tommorrow and turn 89 shortly after, will celebrate by having a drink with his old Klan buddies and renaming his home state "West Byrdginia"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Republican columnist Dick Morris eulogizes the Republican Party's mid-term losses... a day before the election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dubya using Japan as an example of a former sworn enemy of the U.S. who's now a close ally. Says the same will happen the Middle East, hopefully without the whole "let's drop two nuclear bombs on them" thing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Milan court sentences the alleged mastermind of the 2004 Madrid bombings, which killed 191 people, to 10 years in prison. That's just over 19 days per person, which is a pretty good bulk rate for premeditated murder
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(99)
 
(The Natural Truth)
 
 
 
If the Democrats lose, the Republicans cheated. If the Democrats win, the Republicans cheated incompetently
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio starts counting votes early, Republicans claim victory
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(175)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ortega leads early election results in Nicaragua. Bu-bu-but Reagan!
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Senator Elizabeth Dole acts like a five-year-old on "Meet the Press" and refuses to let anybody else speak
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hamas picks new PM candidate but won't tell anyone who it is until unity government is finalized in hopes of delaying the assasination a week or two
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York governor grants upstate farm $15,000 for cows to go to the mattresses. Your dog wants well rested steak
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(4)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Russia and China have long wished for a collapse of the U.S. economy. At the same time, America is infested with socialists and leftists who would cheer the failure of capitalism and have their chance to say, "We told you so"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MoveOn has broken all of its records in terms of its grass roots engagement, voter contacts and surpassed even their own ambitious intentions for Election '06
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pakistan is willing to fence off its border with Afghanistan, hoping to make a better neighbor
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(Nieman Watchdog)
 
 
 
Two scholars, one of them a Nobel Prize winner, revisit their estimate of the true cost of the Iraq war because their $2 trillion estimate was too low
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While arcade popularity plummets in the U.S., they're hot in Iraq . Saddam's successor spotted in heated "Red Alert 2" battle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Melbourne to host "Olympics of religion" in 2009. What could possibly go wrong that wouldn't result in a 2.5-hour movie?
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Chinese government discovers people using cellphone text messages to express dissatisfaction. Despite differing opinions, their keen insights are welcomed. Just kidding, they're probably dead by now
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