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Sun September 24, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Flag Code: "The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise."
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(55)
 
(Worldnet)
 
 
 
Why atheists are wrong: Faith in Christ's resurrection is based on solid historical data
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(222)
 
(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Flashback to 1998: "Wag The Dog Wag the Dog We are bombing Afganhistan"
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(116)
 
(Time)
 
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton: "I got closer to killing him (Bin Laden) than anybody has gotten since."
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(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stone & Parker: Comedy Central didn't show Mohammed because they're "afraid of getting blown up," "the story of Jesus makes no sense," but "atheism is more ludicrous than anything else"
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(153)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York Times proves it really does hate America
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(74)
 
(Some Kinky Guy)
 
 
 
Why Texas ought to get Kinky
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked intelligence report states that Iraq War has spawned a new wave of Islamic radicalism and increased the global threat of terrorism. Bush trying to revive Spot in order to eat the report. Mmmm, intelligence reports
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Jane Galt)
 
 
 
"I'm not sure you could pay me enough to go back to 1973, in fact. I think I'd rather be a journalist living now than a multi-millionaire living then."
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In response to criticism, former pres. Clinton claims that while he tried and failed, Bush admin. has yet to try to capture bin Laden
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(184)
 
(Best Syndication)
 
 
 
Public school teachers are just not teaching the Book of Genesis properly these days. Silly heathens
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(12)
 
(Some Donkey Lover)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis (D-Cal) is sick and tired of being called a Republican, "Just because I support the war doesn't make me a farking Republican"
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(50)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Difference between East and West #76: In America, people go camping to get away from hussle and gridlock of the city. In Iran, people pitch tents right in the middle of the urban hustle. Watch out for that cab
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(45)
 
(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Helene Adams, a hero of the French Resistance, surrenders to old age
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(13)
 
(PowerlineBlog)
 
 
 
"Democrats have consistently been disappointed when the electorate begins to hear a message other than the left-leaning MSM drumbeat, Republican prospects begin to pick up. Objective reality in America is not unrelentingly bad."
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(32)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Democrats dismayed to see Iowa polls that show Presidential hopefuls Clinton, Kerry, Edwards and Vilsack all getting trounced by McCain or Giuliani. Bonus: Vilsack is Iowa's current governor
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Europe and America do not care for Africa: China and India Do
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(18)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Venezuelan Foreign Minister calls his detention at JFK a violation of international law. International law? Sir, perhaps you have not heard of us. We're the United States. We don't give a shiat about international law
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(17)
 
(Raptor235)
 
 
 
How much human life can planet Earth sustain?
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(59)
 


Sat September 23, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush's public fundraising this year not so public
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(27)
 
(Fort Wayne)
 
 
 
Smithsonian exhibit shows Bible's evolution over time
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(54)
 
(Club for Growth)
 
 
 
The House of Representative will vote on 91 bills this coming week. That's almost 20% of all votes taken this year
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(16)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
West Coast's bumper crop of fruit is rotting on the trees, waiting for someone to pick it
source: heraldextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian state decides that Buddhism is a subsect of Hinduism. This looks harmless, but stupid, until you realize why
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The undisputed God of Rock n' Roll rails against homosexual recruitment, longs for "Mom showing Sis how to make a beautiful omelet, Dad coaching Billy and his buddies in Little League..."
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(89)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Before local leaders kick the UN out of NYC, Mayor Bloomberg would like to point out that the UN and its 35,000 diplomats, staffers and their families pump $2.5 billion into the NYC economy
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(34)
 
(Alternet)
 
 
 
Young voters finally pissed off enough to get active and turn out to vote in the midterm elections
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(29)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New biography on Nicole Kidman reveals her view on Scientology: "Absolute bullshiat"
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The grain required to fill the gas tank of a Range Rover with ethanol is sufficient to feed a person for a year. Perhaps biofuels aren't that great a deal after all
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(96)
 
(MSN money)
 
 
 
Musharraf: US threatened to bomb Pakistan into the Stone Age. Bush: "buy the book"
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(11)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Political ad claims Democrats started Ku Klux Klan and that Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican. Monkeys flying out of asses ensues
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the White House web site looked like just before Clinton left office
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(20)
 
(Forward)
 
 
 
"This year, according to several observers, a Democratic tide could usher in a sizeable crop of new Jewish legislators... This is "an opportunity to send someone to Congress who's going to work for Israel."
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC shocked to find "Veggie Tales" about God rather than cucumbers and blondes
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(65)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
NAACP demands an apology from Kinky Friedman for dropping the N-BOMB during a comedy routine 26 years ago. Honkies everywhere surrender
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(65)
 


Fri September 22, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
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Bill Clinton gets angry over accusations he didn't try to catch Osama
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(222)
 
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan says he's ill. Karma will get you like that
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For those of you asking, snarkily, when Christians were going to riot over something Muslims did, here ya go
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential Hopeful Adams trying to fertilize grassroots before first TV interview - turns to internet powerhouse of FARK to find his Vice President
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(120)
 
(RINF)
 
 
 
Venezuelan government to launch its own 9/11 investigation. The truth may be out there, but these clowns aren't going to find it
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
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Congressman Tim Ryan calls out Administration lies on the House floor
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(41)
 
(GOP.com)
 
 
 
If you have a family of four and make $50,000.00 per year and vote for Democrats this fall, you'll be thanked with a tax increase of at least $2,092 a year
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(98)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Confronted by the Islamist threat on all sides, Europe pathetically caves in"
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(57)
 
(RawStory.com)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so: New study suggests that rape numbers are down because porn is all the more accessible. Moral Majority, obviously, not amused
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(32)
 
(FP Passport)
 
 
 
Thai Prime Minister on the day before the coup: "The role of military is [decreasing] in terms of involving in politics. So we don't need a check and balance system on that part anymore"
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(2)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
Blogger requests emergency contraception after a broken condom, is denied by all hospitals within 100 miles
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(822)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hezbollah takes advantage of cease-fire to rebuild its infrastructure and work to create a lasting peace. Nah, just kidding: They've stockpiled thousands of rockets
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(231)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disabled 26-year-old woman says she wants to remain on life support in the event she's felled by illness. Her mother doesn't. Since you're reading this here, you can guess whose side the Aryan court ruled on, mein furher
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(23)
 
(VOA News)
 
 
 
The liberated, democratic paradise that is Afghanistan on verge of collapse
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad loves everyone, offers irrefutable proof that he is a better person than Bush, and that life in Iran is much better than in U.S.
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(134)
 
(Crooksandliars)
 
 
 
Anne Coulter doesn't speak for the GOP. Except when she is speaking for the GOP
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(47)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Fatah to U.S.: "Hamas will recognize Israel." Hamas to world: "No, we won't"
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(6)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The resignation of Alberta's boozehound premier is an economic disaster for Calgary's dive-bar industry
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(5)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY/NJ Port Authority sets June 30, 2013 as the next deadline they will miss for rebuilding the entire World Trade Center site
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lebanon: "Yes, Mr. UN, we will confiscate the weapons of Hezbollah." Hezbollah: "Yeah, Mr. Lebanon, you can suck our crank"
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(63)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bush has high praise for Republican running for governor at FL fundraiser: "He likes to shake hands, he likes people." Then collects $2 million and tells aides, "Let's get out of this God-forsaken dump"
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(13)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Karl Rove promises struggling Repbublican candidates an "October surprise." In other news, avoid major population centers during October
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(36)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The United Nations: 30 years of "brutal buffoonery"
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(20)
 
(Some Dumbass)
 
 
 
Op-Ed: Huge Chavez is not anti-American
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush "taken aback" by Musharraf comment, says "Why would I say that? It doesn't make any sense. They are already in the Stone Age"
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(12)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Congress casually forks out yet another $70 billion for their Middle East adventure, seen checking couch cushions for spare change
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(8)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
U.S. government cracking down on churches endorsing political candidates. First on the list? Liberals
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afghanistan and Pakistan bickering over who's doing the least to stop extremists. U.S. to step in and reasurre both they're doing the least they possibly can
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hezbollah chief leads "victory" rally. Apparently, "victory" now means "having the crap kicked out of you until a neutral organization steps in to prevent you from being completely obliterated"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the imperialist Americans think they own the UN now also
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(38)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ex-Diebold employee admits hacking the 2002 Georgia U.S. Senate race. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al Gore's global warming cult is training 1000 recruiters. New recruiters looking forward to free black Nike shoes and VIP ticket to mothership
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three quarters of Communist China's economy will be non-state owned by the end of the decade, which will be a higher percentage than in the U.S., at least if the Democrats win in 2008
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(10)
 
(MediaMatters for America)
 
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Pat Robertson: "[W]e understand the leaders of Al Qaeda are calling for a holy war between Islam and Christianity. It's going to come, ladies and gentlemen"
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an article with many correctly spelled words, Ariana Huffington chews Bill Clinton for having the unmitigated gall to be polite to Laura Bush
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(27)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
I suppose a good headline depends upon whether or not it's your goal to suck up to John McCain
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was the CIA that forced Bush's hand on secret detainment facilities abroad
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Abbas says that Palestinian government will recognize Israel. I hope his life insurance is paid up
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(45)
 
(Farker in his district)
 
 
 
Not news: A blog. News: A Senate candidate's blog. Fark: The guy is absolutely batty for space colonization
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A bill approved by the California legislature that would allocate the state's 55 electoral votes to the winner of the national popular vote sits on Schwarzenegger's desk. The governor has to decide by Sept. 30 whether to sign it
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Thu September 21, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
The VA is $3 billion in the hole this year because they forgot there was a war going on in Iraq when they submitted their budget
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(92)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
As silly talk of building a giant fence grows louder, U.S. border chief says of Canada, "One of the problems that we face on our northern border is the vastness and the greatness." You got that right, buddy
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(42)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton: "I'm sick of Karl Rove's bulls***"
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(106)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Liberal media should be protected, says Republican senator. Wait, what?
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seventy-four percent of the British believes the world is more violent now than it was in 1956, but in fact the world is less violent. EVERYBODY panic? Oh wait
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Do you hope Al Gore will run for President in 2008?" Ted Turner: "I think all men should be barred from holding office for the next hundred years"
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(45)
 
(The Capital Times)
 
 
 
"Each so-called 'holy' book contains barbaric and bloodthirsty teachings which have spawned wars, persecution and strife in the name of a god"
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(421)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Democrats back to allowing the dead to vote. They also wish to keep race baiting alive
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Terrorist attack in PA imminent, but together we can avert it by voting Republican
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only 25 percent of Americans approve of Congress. Bush's 44-percent approval rating will pull the Congressional Republicans through the fall election, though
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Well, I'll be godamned
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(170)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan welfare recipients may lose welfare if they test positive for drugs
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(383)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez speaks to fellow socialist professors and union organizers in New York, gets standing ovation for bashing Bush
source: hamiltonspectator.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pope, as sensitive as always to Muslims, has asked for clemency for three Indonesian Christians that are set to be executed for leading an assault on an Islamic school that killed 70 people
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(333)
 
(RawStory.com)
 
 
 
George Bush, at the Waldorf in NYC, welcomes Mahmoud Abbas to "Washington, D.C."
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(227)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Catholic cardinal says Turkey should not be part of the EU, and it has nothing to do with Muslims being upset over the pope. Really, it doesn't. They just are culturally different. Yeah, that's it
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you think Chicago political TV ads are starting to sound alike, you'd be right
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republicans airing ads claiming Democrats are the KKK party. "Democrats passed those black codes and Jim Crow laws. Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan"
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(446)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sen. Kerry is offered a beer bong at Iowa State-Iowa game
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(14)
 
(Some American)
 
 
 
Bill approved by House allows teachers to strip search students. What could possibly go wrong?
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(271)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Ohio's "Merlot to Go" law takes effect this week. Booooo wasting wine. Hooray open containers
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Federal treasurer takes credit for 265,031 births in 2005, the horny bastard
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(5)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Israeli PM Olmert's approval rating at seven percent. Reports of Bush snickering and pointing
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(15)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
As anyone knows, the best way to restore law and order in Iraq is to sign autographs and give press conferences
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate considering The Secure Fence Act of 2006, by sitting on it
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(13)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Iranian supporters plan to boogie fundamentalist-style at the New York Hilton, complete with open bar of water, soda and the "Death to America" or "Death to Israel" specials
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(19)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge throws out Georgia's photo-voter identity law, says requirement is unconstitutional
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran missed the deadline to halt uranium enrichment or face sanctions. No problem, just give them a new one
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(49)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In a small island community where you can pretty much walk anywhere you need to go, the university faces a shortage of parking for students who appear to be failing Common Sense 101
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thailand's poopyhead new generals impose tough new curbs on speech -- such as "The generals look like little girls in those uniforms" and "Why don't the wusses just put on a dress?" So if you live in Thailand, don't say tha
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(5)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Sen. George Allen on his now admitted Jewish heritage: "I still had a ham sandwich for lunch. And my mother made great pork chops"
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(72)
 


Wed September 20, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Questionably Christian Ralph Reed and Grover Norquist are on a long list of shady visits the White House didn't want you knowing about
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(95)
 
(TPM)
 
 
 
NY Times/CBS News poll shows Americans prefer the Democrats' non-existent plan for governing to the Republicans' all-too-well articulated plan by a margin of 50%-35%
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(159)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Two parties divide America, but the GOP is good at it. Marketing polarization for fun and votes
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Snow denies that the Bush Administration has lost confidence in the Iraqi leadership, which probably means that the Bush Administration has lost confidence in the Iraqi leadership
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Office of Special Plans" -- the folks responsible for pushing the fine intelligence that lead up to the war in Iraq -- is no longer defunct, now reborn as the Pentagon Iran Desk. Be afraid, be very afraid
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IRS revokes the tax-exempt status of Operation Rescue for prohibited political activity during the 2004 election
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(19)
 
(Dow Jones)
 
 
 
John Bolton on Chavez at the UN: "We're not going to address that kind of comic-strip approach to international affairs." Ironic tag? Hero? We'll go with Followup
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ted Turner says invading Iraq was as stupid as the Germans invading Russia. Still doesn't explain how stupid you have to be to censor Speedy Gonzalez
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows U.S. government still lacks understanding of al Qaeda, how the Internet tubes work
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly unmasks himself as the "T-Warrior," says a whole bunch of other stupid crap that will dog him for years
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(73)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Even with all the diplomacy, "[nobody] in the Administration really expects Iran to compromise"
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(51)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Unfit for president, thy name is John McCain
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
March of Freedom turns into another blind alley
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(9)
 
(www.spacewar.com)
 
 
 
Major world powers tell Iran to accept new deal by early October or else more angry letters will be written, France will surrender and Dubya will give shoulder massages
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(12)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
A glance at newly unveiled doodles by John F. Kennedy reveals a vast conspiracy involving his assassins, the rich crushing the poor, Texas, and even September 11, 2001
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(7)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Lieutenant governor of Illinois calls for teabagging of electrical utility
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(10)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Kinky Friedman's comments land him in hot water again
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(68)
 
(WUSA)
 
 
 
Democrats so incensed by a black man running as a Republican, they're attacking him for using a stunt dog in his ads
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(85)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Failure to include "I approved this ad" could cost candidate the election
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those of you who had "September 20" for the "How long until Democrats manage to blow their huge poll advantage over Republicans" pool may now collect their winnings
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(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too many black leaders "want you to remain in a hole and they rejoice in your hopelessness because they have jobs mismanaging you"
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez calls George Bush "the devil"; doesn't want any child of his to play "foosball"
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(938)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Very awesome summary of what happened today in Thailand. A surefire red light, but if you're interested in what happened from the perspective of someone in the country, a great read
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iranian president says U.S. stuck in Cold War mindset, forgetting his own mindset is stuck in the seventh century
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(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Can the West defeat the Islamist threat? Here are ten reasons why not
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(168)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
George Allen (R-Macaca) seems to have some deep-seated anger about having Jewish ancestors
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ethics loophole will allow Tennessee lawmakers to suck lobbyists dry
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(4)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FOX News celebrates 10 years of saying "Fair and Balanced" with a straight face
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(45)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
When will the left stand up to radical Islam? And more importantly, when will all this idiotic trumped-up tripe from the right stop?
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House and Senate seek compromise on detainees, but are deadlocked on who gets to rip out their fingernails, and who gets to bludgeon their feet
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(23)
 


Tue September 19, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do you debunk global warming? Just like you debunked passive smoking
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(59)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Can we please bring our damned coffee on the plane again, idiots?
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(341)
 
(New York Daily)
 
 
 
There is so much corruption on Capitol Hill that the FBI is looking to outsource to catch all the thieves
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
George Voinovich (R-OH) Godwins Foreign Relations Committee hearing
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(35)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News greets Iranian President Ahmagonnagityousucka in the traditional manner: "Welcome to New York, you medieval goon"
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Kerry photographed with beer bong. GW Bush reportedly insanely jealous
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Magnum PI to replace Moses as head of NRA
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(28)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Catholic school board gives mayor cautious nod -- but then again, after Catholic school, all the nods you give are cautious ones
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(7)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian PM explains purpose of Afghan mission: "We are in Afghanistan because our soldiers are being killed in Afghanistan"
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Remember that Canadian citizen the U.S. sent to Syria to be tortured, but who was actually innocent? Canada has decided it was all their fault. Whew
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(231)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yemeni officials struggle with how to keep the peace on election day in Arab nation with an estimated three weapons per person; ask Texas how they do it
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart zings Ted Stevens with hilarious results
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al Gore has a new book on the way -- it will make everyone go green, bring peace to the Middle East, introduce harmonic balance to the universe, clear up your acne and get you laid
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(142)
 
(MyDD)
 
 
 
For all the Democrats' bluster about how this is going to be "their year," the fact remains that if their base sits on their arses like they have the last two elections, the Republicans are going to kill them at the polls. Again
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(398)
 
(Some Thai)
 
 
 
Thai Army says their recent troop movements are a simple matter of "personnel rotation" and not a coup at all
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(84)
 
(The Huntington Post)
 
 
 
Come one come all to the logical fallacy convention of the century Come see the strawmen, people! (Bonus: Written at a 7th-grade level)
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(56)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
After surviving two terrorist attacks, the chairman of NY/NJ Port Authority, which owns the land under the Freedom Tower, doesn't want three to be the charm
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(11)
 
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Head of Indonesia's largest Muslim organization: The pope apologized, so STFU and GBTW. "If the rage continues, perhaps what the pope said is true"
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(310)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Supreme Court take bong hits for Jesus?
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Turkish officials ask for the pope to be arrested when he visits in November
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(23)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Palm Beach Democratic Party cancels plan to air the goofy and thoroughly-debunked "Loose Change" 9/11 conspiracy video
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(54)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Riots in Hungary after tapes of politician admitting to lying to get elected. Let's hope they don't find out about Santa Claus anytime soon
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush and Ahmadinejad act like spoiled high school students who are too cool for school
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(38)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Driving a fiberglass bull around the capitol, debating life-size opponent cutouts, dressing up as clowns or auctioning oneself off on eBay might not sound like a very smart political move, but the media simply loves it
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(26)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Put away your cash. Senator Conrad Burns can be bribed with just an airplane ride
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel says it will completely pull out of Lebanon in a few days
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(39)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
The 13 most corrupt members of Congress
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
President of Venezuela warns U.S. not to mess with Iran. In other news, International Space Station reports giant cojones obscuring part of South America
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that maybe the GOP wasn't a bunch of sheep after all, they go and prove you wrong
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(110)
 
(www.spacewar.com)
 
 
 
"Unless the chief diplomat for the European Union can magically pull a rabbit out of the hat, the Bush Administration is heading for a blunt choice between a military strike and acquiescing as Iran achieves nuclear-power status"
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(301)
 
(www.spacewar.com)
 
 
 
Russia and Africa to increase military cooperation, drop more Coke bottles from sky on isolated tribes
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(43)
 
(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il's niece dies from drug overdose. Reactions among North Koreans range from "Food... I need food" to "Can you spare a won or two?"
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(144)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Greatest smackdown of O' Reilly, ever, as he maligns the memory of the 82nd Airborne
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(70)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A whole 75 people show up to see John Kerry speak at a campaign "rally" in California for the guy The Terminator is going to slaughter in November
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(11)
 


Mon September 18, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if they haven't already lost all dignity, Congress considering strip searching students
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(47)
 
(crooksandliars blog)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann demands Bush apologize for not thinking about telling us not to think
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(206)
 
(ThinkProgress)
 
 
 
CNN: "How likely is a U.S. strike against Iran?"; Colonel (ret.): "We are conducting military operations inside Iran right now"
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan are six times more likely than US soldiers in Iraq to die in combat. And yes, the exchange rate was factored in
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(364)
 
(Drinking From Home)
 
 
 
Problem: First 20 pages of replies to BBC report on Pope's remarks are critical of Islam. Solution: Pull anti-Christian quote from page 21
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turkey trip seen as good way for Pope to either make amends or be blown to pieces in a holy jihad of hellfire
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(326)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democratic senatorial staffer complains on a personal blog that too many incompetent people keep their jobs by playing the race card. To prove her wrong, the Democrats fire her
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush says that education leads to democracy. Well, he should know
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey politician in trouble because of his $35,000 per year job "to lobby himself in his capacity of state senator"
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Président de stupide, Jacques Chirac, says entire world should not impose sanctions upon Iran during negotiations of enrichment -- that way they'll continue with plans to stall until they get "the bomb"
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(32)
 
(Technology Evangelist)
 
 
 
Google to form PAC, hire senators. Phase two of their plan for world domination is complete
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(23)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
National Security Advisor says that U.S. troops are needed in Iraq indefinitely. No, not our National Security Advisor. Their National Security Advisor
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(112)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
Pakistan's link to terror is the real reason Bush is demanding secret tribunals for terrorist suspects
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leader admits he lied to country in order to win an election. But relax, this only happened in Hungary, it's not the kind of thing that would ever occur in a first-world democracy
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(11)
 
(Wash Times)
 
 
 
Bush's ratings go from "extreme sucking" to "really sucking"
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(53)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana judge, citing "a pervasive and general pattern and practice of deceit, fraud and procedural non-compliance," strikes three initiatives from ballot paper. No word on Questions 67 and 68
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israel announces the construction of another "Jews Only" road. No word yet on whether little yellow stars will be needed for identification purposes
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(84)
 
(Instapundit)
 
 
 
"The federal government is now an astounding 185 times as big in real terms as it was a century ago"
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(50)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
"We do not torture." But we urgently need a bill that decriminalizes torture
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(210)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Path to 9/11" writer explains that he was unable to tell the story of Clinton's heroic struggle against terrorism because there wasn't one
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Bank has a novel approach to handling corruption -- throw money at the problem
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(7)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers urged to evacuate as the East Side is taken over by the world's most despicable desperados. Yep. The UN is in session again
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Party compared with early Nazi movement wins seats in German assembly. Oh jeez, not this shiat again
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Bush preparing an "astonishing" U-turn on White House position on global warming in what insiders are already calling the "Nixon goes to China" moment of his presidency
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