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Sun August 27, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Pro-Lifer)
 
 
 
"Over the counter access to emergency contraception will make minors more vulnerable to sexual abuse."
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(41)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
When liberals can't get guns banned, the do the next best thing: sue the gun shops
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Richard Armitage was the original Valerie Plame leaker. The next leftist conspiracy nut that apoligizes for mistreating Karl Rove will be the first
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(100)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wah. NYC artist upset that his studio's natural sunlight may soon be eclipsed because the mean old owner of the lot next door wants to develop his lot
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania no longer requiring candidates to swear loyalty oath; McCarthy rolls in his grave as subversive types everywhere rush to get on ballot
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(12)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Adjust your American-Venezuelan "hostility" guages from 5 to 7: Hugo Chavez seizes U.S. diplomat's baggage containing military hardware
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Democrats should pick a better campaign issue than opposition to Wal-Mart"
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(62)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Guess who gave Iran a nuclear reactor and enriched uranium? Hint -- the same country gave Iraq chem weapons
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(279)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harris clarifies her comments on religion
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli airstrike hits car belonging to Reuters, destroys laptop with Photoshop installed
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(153)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld explains to upset families of soldiers on extended tour of Iraq: "I'd love to be Santa Claus. I'm not"
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has decided to do something about the Liberal Media
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US backed rebellion in 3...2...1
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(33)
 
(BrandWeek)
 
 
 
A Government Accountability Office probe of the White House's anti-drug media campaign has found that the $1 billion-plus spent on the effort so far has not been effective in reducing teen drug use
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(56)
 
(Global Research)
 
 
 
Army and Marine Corp authorize "involuntary conscription". EVERYBODY PANIC. No, for reals
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(210)
 


Sat August 26, 2006
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana politicians think that early next year the US military will be conducting the "largest conventional explosion ever" which could cause irreparable damage to the underground cave systems lining southern Indiana
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
There are still 26 dry counties in Alabama
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hilarious: A creationist proves god exists with a banana. Scary: Some people in this country believe it
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(161)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hilalry Clinton lends Ned Lamont a bunch of support, thus ensuring his defeat. Joementum
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Principal of overcrowded school stands up for his students and refuses to take even more pupils. What could possibly go wrong?
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(14)
 
(Some Activist Judge)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges allow families of contractors killed in Iraq to sue Blackwater Security
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(202)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yet another person claiming that the government was unprepared for a disaster the magnitude of Katrina. The person making the comments just happens to be President Bush himself
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel seeks troops from Muslim nations to serve as peacekeepers. Akbar heard clearing his throat
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(52)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pro-war crowd now calling for Iraq pullout. But that's not 'cutting and running,' it's 'decisive withdrawal for freedom'
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how important illegal immigration was six months ago? Yeah, neither does the rest of the country
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(43)
 
(This is an open discussion)
 
 
 
Bush will eventually destroy this country. Seriously
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9/11 WTC Casualties surpassed U.S. Soldiers Killed in Iraq War (cartoon)
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
President Ahmadidntjihad finally gets something right: "Iran is not a threat to anybody, not even to the Zionist regime."
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(108)
 


Fri August 25, 2006
(AR15.com)
 
 
 
AR-15 rifle, Pirate Edition (last post on page)
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(33)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Romero wannabe asks: if batteries are dangerous, why put them in laptops?
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former President Gerald Ford gets angioplasty, device to ward off wolf attacks
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of hours before America's small, unintrusive government started trying to prevent CBS from airing controversial new season of Survivor
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(213)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
CNN to replay their coverage of 9/11 to mark the 5th anniversary. What could possibly go wrong?
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(269)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Poland coughs up 500 troops for the Lebanon peacekeeping force. Don't you forget that
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "political committee will do anything to keep a lesbian out of office" brought to you by the Alabama Democrats
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(44)
 
(James Hill For Congress)
 
 
 
"I am the only drunken Pirate seeking office in this great nation. What a sad testimonial to our political system when a degenerate like me feels like the most honest candidate on the ballot"
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(107)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Secret Service: "Hello, Virginia DOT? Could you please close down all carpool lanes leaving Washington DC so the President can easily get to and from a fundraiser for George Allen?" VDOT; "Die in a fire."
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(268)
 
(Some Godwin)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson apologizes for calling for Hugo Chavez' assasination... and then compares him to Hitler. Still no cure for foot-in-mouth disease
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(29)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Daley proposes "13th grade" to defray college costs. Still no cure for re-election campaigns
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(174)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Metro Council member arrested for gambling at poker, tells police he blew $2000 playing poker, his lawyer says they're drawing incorrect conclusions from the poker table, cards, bag of cash, confession
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(3)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF Zoo has a horse named after Ann Coulter. The sign next to its pen reads, "Coulter enjoys playing with toys. Ask a keeper to show you"
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(28)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"2006 voter turnout: Prospects high" Yeah, we've never heard that one before
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(30)
 
(J Post)
 
 
 
Poll shows Israelis turning to the Right, doing the Hustle
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(56)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katherine Harris believes separation of church and state is "a lie... because God is the one who chooses our rulers." Presumably, her pollster resigned a while back
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(241)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez opens his socialist piehole and compares Israel's Lebanon fighting to Hitler
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(292)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In a demonstration of the coalition standing down as Iraqis strand up, Brit troops hand over base to local forces...who mutiny...while the base is looted...and radicals drive through town claiming victory over the infidel. Mission Accomplished
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(78)
 
(News Busters)
 
 
 
Today Show's Invidious Comparison: Bush 41 'Diplomat' vs. Bush 43 'Cowboy', Clinton 42 'Fatty Porker'
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(14)
 
(Mail & Guardian)
 
 
 
"May God blind them all," cried 45-year-old Adiba Owla Bayez in court, pointing at Saddam and six co-defendants. She then produced nude photos of Bea Arthur
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(9)
 
(Google Video)
 
 
 
Reason 952 on why we shouldn't invade Iran, Farsi rap. LGT to video
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(23)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
This week's Senate candidate with past DUI citation comes courtesy of Mike McGavick, Republican from Washington State
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(12)
 
(Crooks and Liars)
 
 
 
When guest co-host Kirsten Powers refuses to allow Ann Coulter to spout her usual talking points, Ann decides to cut and run
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: Bush may not be an idiot, nor illiterate. He just speaks "Texas English," instead of "Washington English"
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Venezuela and China meet to discuss a cooperative alliance. Newly named "Vechina" promptly assaulted by members of American military
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British troops in Iraq abandon modern strategies and tanks against insurgents to fight like the Long Range Desert Group, which defeated Rommel in WWII using Land Rovers and whatever they could plunder from dead Germans
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lieberman on why hospitals can deny rape victims contraceptives: "In Connecticut, it shouldn't take more than a short ride to get to another hospital." Blogger responds with actual facts. Griswold v Connecticut surrenders
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(43)
 


Thu August 24, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
Democratic congressman's trip to Sri Lanka was funded by terrorist group
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Rep. Schmidt. You're just another lying Republican. Lying Democrats unavailable for comment at this time
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(49)
 
(Florida Baptist Witness)
 
 
 
Reason No. 8,017 to vote for Katherine Harris, according to Katherine Harris: If you don't, Western civilization will die
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's killed more, Satan or God? With death tally goodness
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(674)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
RNC attacks Markos Moulitsas of DailyKos for "hate-filled" rhetoric. "Ironic" tag needs knife, finds ten thousand spoons
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(83)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Middle school geography teacher hangs flags of China and Mexico and is promptly removed from class and put on adminstrative leave. Good thing they took a stand, because it would be hard to justify foreign flags being displayed in a classroom
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(445)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Watergate reporters would've been subject to prosecution under today's anti-terrorism legislation
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(36)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The college that tops poll in nostalgia for Bill Clinton also tops poll in marijuana use. O RLY?
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Alabama Christian Coalition parts ways with the national group because they are moving to the left
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Koreans send shipment of cosmetics to starving North Korean women so they'll look better when they're lying dead in a ditch from starvation
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"White House dismisses third-term talk." The Constitution wakes up hungover, doesn't remember who it partied with last night
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(124)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the bursting real estate bubble behind the curtain
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(320)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Karl Rove criticizes court's ruling making warrantless wiretapping illegal, saying it could have prevented 9/11 attacks
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(96)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study finds Muslims, Arabs seeing wages and weekly earnings drop over past five years. Almost as if there were some conflict between Muslims and other groups across the country
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(218)
 
(Mail & Guardian)
 
 
 
South Africa passes same-sex marriage bill. Interracial marriage can't be far behind
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(20)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan will travel to the Middle East this week. Well, that should bring a lasting peace to the region
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(5)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Dole claims if Senator Conrad Burns not re-elected, the Republicans will reduce Montana to rubble and ash
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(20)
 
(RawStory.com)
 
 
 
Further stupid Wally World political tactics: Calling Democrats opposed to Wally World as "Hezbocrats." No word on use of "Lezbocrats"
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, the latest right-wing talking point is that blacks can't swim. Trumped-up media outrage in three... two... one...
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(511)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
IRS' third-party debt collection plan already farked by fake collections agencies. How long did that take, two days?
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(100)
 
(Alternet)
 
 
 
Programmer testifies that he wrote election fraud software in October 2000 for Florida congressman. "Scary" tag trumps "Florida"
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(153)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Catch and Release" border policy ends. Mexicans over 12-inches long may now be kept, with a limit of two per day
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(100)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia fatties say the province's lack of free stomach-stapling surgery is discriminatory, since their addiction to blueberry grunt deserves the same consideration as alcoholism
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(11)
 
(FunRestArea)
 
 
 
Drop a brain in Geedub's empty head
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(15)
 
(Some Old Hippie Veteran Guy)
 
 
 
"They don't tell them you can be dead before you get the things they promised. If I can talk one person out of joining, amen"
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(31)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Young techie is in a political race against the RIAA's favorite senator. Guess who has more money?
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(37)
 
(Wizbang)
 
 
 
Truman clings to a lost cause in Japan
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conservatives target porn at hotels. Get a little in their eye
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(11)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"War-torn Middle East seeks solace in religion"
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(87)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
Clinton's prostate turns 60
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(6)
 


Wed August 23, 2006
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Showing the same flip-flopping skills his mentor made famous, John Edwards campaigns for a "staunch pro-gun and anti-abortion" nut
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(38)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Sales of liquid items fall at duty-free shops. Well, duh
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Even the terrorists think Fox News is slanted
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Increased U.S. militarty presence in Baghdad has radically decreased violence and car bombings. That silence you hear is John Murtha's explanation of how troops could have done it just as easily from Okinawa
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(334)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hezbollah claims it sank an Israeli ship with a missile; proves it with photo of a decommissioned Australian ship being scuttled with a torpedo. In 1998
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(380)
 
(Some Net Freedom Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the "Net Neutrality" discussion? Remember the call to contact the Congress? Farker CrazyCurt did... and got a reply. (DIT)
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(87)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
"We'll put Air America on in the Deep South and enlighten those backwoods conservatives with our brilliance." How'd that work? Not too good
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(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania mayor: "Illegal immigrants are destroying our way of life and causing crime. Just the other day we arrested four people on a playground for selling crack, and ONE of them turned out to be an illegal alien"
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(138)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Wah. President won't do anything about Americans buying better products from foreign competitors instead of the crud we produce
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(35)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Seems that Democratic IT firms are turning down offers from Joe Lieberman (UFIA-CT) to rebuild his "hacked" website, which is still down. Pwn3d
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Joe Lieberman (?-CT) secures spot on November ballot as the candidate of the new "Connecticut for Lieberman" party
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stem cells made without destroying embryo. Politicians on both sides turn discovery into partisan struggle
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(GOP.com)
 
 
 
Crack Republican research team discovers that Kos of Daily Kos is a liberal, a blogger and doesn't like Bush much. Ric Romero unavailable for comment
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(61)
 
(JP)
 
 
 
Israel invests in "I'm not dead yet" second strike nuke subs for no apparent reason
source: jpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The GOP has lost the Northeast and is rapidly losing the Midwest. Republican spokesperson claims that numbers have a liberal bias, math helps terrorists
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mexican theme park opens illegal-border-crossing training camp
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to be a liberal blogger: 1) Request an interview with John Bolton. 2) Snivel when he ignores you. 3) Write a looooong HuffPost article -- not about Bolton, but about yourself and your sniveling
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A whole passel o' writers point out that Bush usually does what he thinks is the right thing to do. For some reason, This Is a Bad Thing. In related news, politicians who generally do things they think are wrong are still just fine
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alaska governor loses primary
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(26)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton caught napping behind home plate before Mets 9th-inning come-from-behind win
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(22)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Pre-Godwinned explanation of why "Islamofascist" is an astute and accurate descriptive term. Next column's topic: The etymology of "moonbat"
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(55)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State senator criticizes desegregation, adds he "doesn't have a racial bone in his body." Is asked if he would like one
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(16)
 
(RNews)
 
 
 
It may hurt your campaign if you have kleptomaniacs in the family
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The involuntary marine callup will end with the "Global War On Terror" ends. Enjoy your lifetime of service, maggots
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(61)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"This lipstick has already been put on this pig. Now the only way to stop this boondoggle is to send Rick Perry home in November." Texas politicians don't hold with all that fancy book learnin'
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(133)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The U.S.-led "War on Terror" has boosted Iran's power and influence in the Middle East, according to a bunch of people who sit in a tank thinking about stuff
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(44)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Interview with reporter Christiane Amanpour about her new documentary answers two questions vital to our times: Yes, it's important we still try to find Osama, and yes, she'd love to guest star on "The Gilmore Girls"
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to the amount of time Canadians have to lie around waiting for treatment from underfunded hospitals, bedsores cost the Canadian healthcare system billions of dollars a year
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Marines to start involuntary troop recalls. Is it getting drafty in here?
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(141)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chefs to Chicago: Suck it, and pay no attention to that foie gras "garnish" on the plate
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(25)
 


Tue August 22, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iran pledges $500 million to fund Hezbollah, although some areas in Iran have been waiting years for reconstruction after wars and earthquakes
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congress finds time to recognize California wine anniversary but fails to pass similar resolution recognizing Hurricane Katrina anniversary
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(41)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
RFID manufacturer trying to convince Pentagon to let it imbed chips in 1.4 million members of the military. You can break out the tinfoil helmets, but it won't do you any good
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(155)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
United Nations drafts rules of engagement for troops posted to Lebanon outlining under what circumstances they must surrender
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(9)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana governor overhauls governor's mansion and spends $1.5 million that did NOT come from taxpayers, but rather from various donations. To think he calls himself a politician
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(7)
 
(US NEWS)
 
 
 
For Democrats and Republicans, equal opportunity foot-in-mouth disease
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(27)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Though midgets would be more entertaining, mayoral vacancy may end in a coin toss
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(19)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Do you think the terrorists will change their policy at all if the Democrats come to power? You know, because they're friends and all
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(110)
 
(CVBT)
 
 
 
Minimum wage in California to rise to $8.00 per hour. Republicans note that the hike will cause terrorist attacks, leave America weaker and not prevent catastrophic earthquakes
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(155)
 
(wacotrib.com)
 
 
 
"Don't taunt the dynamite Macaca" and other cautionary tales from the first YouTube elections
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(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush's back-slapping idiocy blamed on the fact that "he's from Texas," despite the fact that he's the privileged son of blue-blooded Connecticut yankees
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America, Bully of the World. (An insane letter to the editor)
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(169)
 
(bobharris.com)
 
 
 
So, is the Internet great or what? Nowhere else could you literally peek over the shoulder of the leader of the free world
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(37)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Liberal policies will prove fruitless as long as liberals refuse to multiply"
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(88)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review continues its proud tradition of probing deep, insightful nuances of conservative ideology by asking the question: "Does Hillary Clinton have sex appeal?"
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(28)
 
(Some Dead Horse)
 
 
 
In a shocking, unprecedented, daring move, Huffington Post writers are claiming Bush ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a blaze of apocalyptic fury on this religiously significant date, the Iranians reply righteously with "...a comprehensive reply that can open the way for resumption of talks for a final agreement." Oh, nevermind
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(360)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
"How to win over a working-class Republican." (Read: Joe Sixpack)
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(125)
 
(NewsHounds)
 
 
 
Latest flawed analogy presented by Faux News: "If the Democrats win in November, America will be all the more vulnerable and susceptible to terrorism." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(65)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian officials were aware of the bribes and kickbacks around the UN's now defunct "Oil for Food" program in Iraq, but kept quiet for fear of being blacklisted by Iraq
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(14)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tired of Iran getting the spotlight, North Korea announces that the routine military exercise between U.S. and South Korea is an act of war; reserves the right to responds as it sees fit
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(140)
 
(Some Town)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania town makes English the official language; punishes those who do business with illegal immigrants. ACLU all over it like an illegal immigrant on unskilled labor
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Candidate with morals and ethics drops out of campaign for right reason. Probably would not have fit the D.C. mold anyway. Too bad
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Oil rebounds on Iran uncertainty." Will sleep with anyone, get in now while it's cheap
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(4)
 
(The Home of Uncommon Sense)
 
 
 
"Homosexual Indoctrination Bill" passes the California Assembly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaskans may not be thrilled with a governor who made his daughter a U.S. senator, illegally purchased a state jet, and had a hand in the oil-field shutdown
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(32)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Sen. Lieberman (Waffle-CT) thinks there should be a change in leadership dealing with Iraq. "Irony" tag supports our troops
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(53)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
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Sen. George "Macaca" Allen makes cameo appearance as a Confederate officer in "Gods and Generals." Must suck to be a politican in the age of YouTube, eh?
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(75)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's crazy Katherine Harris story: Another staffer gone after disasterous campaign rally which Harris blamed on non-existent tree falling on her airport hanger
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(31)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Gerald Ford gets new heart pacemaker. Now to get Jimmy Carter courage, George W. Bush a brain, and Hillary Clinton some red slippers
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(186)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Popular Iraqi ringtone songs: "I'm Saddam, I don't have a bomb, my days are over and I'm gonna die, all I need is chili fries" and "Ma, I've been stung by a scorpion"
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Striking Oaxacan teachers take over the Mexican ohhh-oh radio
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN shows their colors: It isn't "Bush's approval rating improves," it's "Bush is still the SUX HAHA"
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(118)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters in Florida finally getting the hang of it this time around, with confused voter pic goodness
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(64)
 
(Some Mushroom Cloud)
 
 
 
In continuing the Bush administration policy of transparent government, US strategic weapon totals, which had even been made public to the Soviet Union, are now a secret
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(76)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Pros and cons for selecting Tampa for 2008 GOP Convention -- like, September is hurricane season
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(47)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Residents of Riverside, Pennsylvania would welcome illegal immigrants if only they weren't ignorant, disgusting, lazy and didn't spread germs
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(183)
 
(Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
George Bush finally gets a briefing on the Sunni-Shia schism -- which is quite an achievement considering five years ago, he was at "My Pet Goat"
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists looking to force children onto poor, single, unwed mothers; will then push for elimination of all child-care funding
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(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Costly drug gets canned. Good news if you hate socialized healthcare, bad news if you have butt cancer
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorist to testify on behalf of journalists when NSA spying suit proceeds to Sixth Circuit. Bin Laden says he'll honor subpoena: "Of course I will do anything to help my friends in the media"
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRS to use private firms for collections. Next year's news: USDA hires private firms to look the other way at slaughterhouse violations
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took a few days, but someone is finally blaming Bush for the media hype over the Jon Benet Ramsey case
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(338)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that no one but the GOP is supporting him, Lieberman starts calling on Rumsfeld to resign
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(23)
 
(Southern Poverty Law Centre)
 
 
 
Now it can be told: Minuteman Project's support base actually lower than initial press reports suggested. It's springtime for the Moonies and Washington
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Help us, Karl Rove. You're our only hope
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think the Democrats are going to take control of the Senate this November? Are you sure enough that you're willing to put money on it? Most people aren't
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(32)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
According to Pat Buchanan, the Mexican government is actively plotting to reconquer U.S. lands formerly under its control. Your dog wants nachos
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran turns away UN inspectors when they request to visit underground nuclear test site. Looks like the U.S. is doing a great job preventing this situation from escalating... by doing absolutely nothing
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush to hold news conference at 10:00 a.m. today to mumble and stammer about Lebanon. Since this story is from Reuters, you know it's all made up
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(14)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
So much for trying to achieve total victory in the War Against International Terrorism with a highly-dysfunctional bureauracy and almost-constant budget cuts
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "New Christian broadcasting TV special featuring Ann Coulter blames Darwin for Hitler". Get your popcorn
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