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Sun August 20, 2006
British government asks the Bush administration to quit leaking information about the London terror arrests
Lebanon warns against rogue attacks, suggests getting some see_stealth potions
Banning girl from wearing crucifix to school is the surest way to make sure people climb up on bigger ones in protest
"It is not known what Martin Luther King would have made of Sharpton, but we know what the martyred civil rights leader thought of Sharpton's mentor, Jesse Jackson. Not much."
Nine ways Republicans are ruining the country
(George Will)
"Most of China's resistance was by Chiang Kai-shek's forces. Mao killed millions more Chinese than even Japan's brutal occupiers did."
(PowerlineBlog)
In-depth video report of exactly how anti-Israeli video bites are staged
(Pittsburg Tribune)
"Many people confuse terrorism for criminal activity. This is different, this is a long struggle against violent extremists who are determined and persistent."
(news-leader.com)
Minutemen form chapter in southwest Missouri, presumably to provide a rear guard protection of Silver Dollar City and the Precious Moments Chapel from the invading horde of Mexican tchotchke buyers
Hillary Clinton quietly taking steps toward running for President in 2008, which she is not going to do
Henry Wallace was US vice president from 1941 to 1944. He was also a Communist dupe. Ned Lamont is Henry Wallace with a Web site
Gubernatorial candidate unaware he is traveling around the state in former CIA torture plane, although that does explain the leather stewardess uniforms
Military relying on the "backdoor draft" to get more soldiers. Giggity Giggity Giggity, Alllllll Right
DNC proposes new primary schedule that essentially lets only four dinky states choose the nominee. 'Cause, ya know, every vote counts
Sat August 19, 2006
(Some Guy)
I................Proud to be an Indian: 15 Amazing Things about Indians in USA
(WNBC)
Congressman Steve3366 (D-NJ) marries woman (D-MILF) he met online
Bush in his weekly radio address "It is no coincidence that two nations that are building free societies in the heart of the Middle East, Lebanon and Iraq, are also the scenes of the most violent terrorist activity"
Politicos beware: You live in YouTube's world
The 'There are no atheists in foxholes' line, pisses off athiests. God could give a crap
(Some Fiscal Conservative)
Six years of the drug war in Colombia have had no effect on drug prices or drug supply. None. That's $40 billion per year pissed down the drain
Bill Clinton becomes a sexagenarian. Sometimes it's just too easy
(East Valley Tribune)
Arizona GOP paying $10 to people who register to vote as a Republican, because they can't get new recruits any other way
(Journal News)
Activist judge rules that a transgender person is covered under state human rights law
(WND)
When a new television program traces the cause of the Holocaust to Charles Darwin, you can damn well bet WorldNetDaily will be there
"The first reaction, of course, of Hezbollah and its supporters is, declare victory," Bush said. "I guess I would have done the same thing if I were them"
(WAFF)
The latest girly slap-fight between Republicans and Democrats is over...laser pointers
(Der Spiegel)
Great article about the current state of the world's natural resources and possible upcoming conflicts. Joke-free headline because this is actually serious
Haha, just kidding about that ceasefire
The Military-Industrial complex hates America: Major arms soar to twice pre-9/11 cost
Candidates in county election campaigns try to smear their opponents with the rarely-used Scientology card. A vote for every thetan
Fri August 18, 2006
New Orleans Mayor Nagin blames racism for slow Katrina recovery
(Some Guy)
Why Amerika needs Hezbollah
Catholic bishop blasts the political leaders of the "Party of Death", saying that they represent a "clear and present danger to our survival as a nation"
(Journal News)
State Assembly candidate to constituent: "You're a little off, were you molested as a child?" (w/ video)
(Some Slithery Guy)
Democrats try to capitalize on the wonderous wave of SoaP publicity, fail miersably
(Don Surber)
"If other people hate us, that is their problem. If people hate us so much that they want to kill us, that is our problem. We fix that not by figuring out why they hate us, but by figuring out how to kill them first."
(Some Guy)
"Moreover, in practice Mr. Clinton governed well to the right of both Eisenhower and Nixon"
Iraqi insurgent group releases jihadi video of scenes from "Fahrenheit 911" intercut with videos of IED's blowing up Coalition soldiers. Tough part is telling which one's which
Hillary Clinton thank-you dinner gives guests "serious diarrhea", reports someone who didn't have the fish for dinner
Senator Clinton and the "yes, but" factor: "Do you like Hillary Clinton?" "Yes, but..."
U.S. has no plans to invade Cuba, because they can only stand having their asses handed to them once a decade
"Many in Britain simply refuse to acknowledge that the root cause of the threat that Britain faces is Islam."
After Saudi Arabia purchases 72 Eurofighters, a spokesman had this to say: "It [Saudi] has a tremendous reputation of trying to help and assist in the various Middle East disputes" Holy wishful thinking, batman
(Some Guy)
Hezbollah terrorists, possibly hoping to score some free tea, donned IDF uniforms during the conflict
Iran suspected of rearming Hezbollah since ceasefire began. Obvious tag just shakes head and smirks
As the wiretappings have been found illegal, will member of the Bush admin or NSA be charged with the crime?
(SayAnythingBlog)
"Does anyone else find it a bit troubling that not one but two tests ran by the TSA couldn't determine that this liquid was makeup instead of explosives?"
(Some Guy)
A review of the latest offerings from the lovely scribe, Ann Coulter
"When will the U.S.A. begin the next war?" Just one of the many profound questions asked of a global answer-session. The bar has been set
Raul Castro says brother Fidel recovering nicely from death
Candidate for Katherine Harris' old seat reminds people that blacks can't swim. Must be something in the water
(Democratic Underground)
Funniest political thread you will read all day: Democrats blasting Lieberman for being a Neocon
Some of the proposed UN Lebanon peacekeeping nations deny the state of Israel exists. France slaps own head mutters "mon dieu" and surrenders
South Africa's Minister of Health, already well known for preventing people taking HIV antiretroviral drugs in favour of eating vegetables instead - buys herself a $140,000 Mercedes ... in a country where millions live in poverty
(Some Guy)
Arkansas constitution bans Atheists from holding public office or testifying in court
If you have a peacekeeping force capable and willing to forcefully disarm a militant group totally embedded in a society without causing any undue harm or destabilizing a region-wide power keg, the Lebanese government would like a word with you
For some reason, a news video of Lebanese soldiers cordially offering Israeli troops glasses of tea during the military offensive is being bandied about as proof of something or other
Thu August 17, 2006
(Mystery Pollster)
First-hand evidence of why "random" exit polling always seems to favor liberals
White House disagrees with NSA ruling, says it's "firmly grounded in law" and... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... Clinton got a blowjob
Thirty-five percent of Americans say they are very concerned that a Democratic takeover of Congress would weaken the fight against terrorism
France cements its contribution to Lebanon ceasefire by committing a whole 200 troops. Yeah, that'll do the trick
France before ceasefire: We have to stop the fighting and put in a peacekeeping force. France after ceasefire: Wait, you want us to do it?
Judge who ordered NSA to stop wiretaps is a liberal Democrat who campaigned for Jimmy Carter and was rewarded with her seat on the judiciary
(Some Guy)
Congressman dropped bag with $30,000, dirty underwear in wife's driveway the night before he was sentenced for taking bribes. Bonus: Used to sleep with knives, guns under pillow.'
(Real Clear Politics)
Bad news from abroad? Yawn. Doom and gloom in the polls? No problem. Lobbyists jumping ship? Republicans scared sh*tless
Blair No. 2 man denies any "crap" remark of George Dubyah. Liberal Farker who made previous post with wacky spin and his followers stupified
Cheney: Idea of female president not so abstract as 2008 nears
(U of G student newspaper)
Now that Republicans face the real possibility of losing big in November, they care about the Fairness Doctrine -- you know, the thing Reagan got rid of
Don't expect the NASCAR Dads to be voting GOP come November: Blame it on both the war and the economy
Mayor's appearance at "The Apollo's Joke Night" bombs. Your dog wants to rent "Hang 'Em High"
Our idiot president frustrated with Iraqi government
Bush pardons 17 minor criminals for a total of 99 so far. Only 358 more to go to tie Clinton
Bush claims Iraq critics want to "cut and run." In reality, critics don't want to go down with the sinking ship called Iraq
(US Tour of Duty)
Bush asks fallen soldier's mother, "How do you know if his life would have been good?"
(Deutche Welle)
Israel uneasy with German troops participating in the UN peacekeeping mission in Lebannon
Senator Orrin Hatch relies on old GOP stand-by for his campaign: If you vote for Democrats, the terrorists win
Poll shows that the more the voters get to know Ned Lamont, the less they like him
(ny sUN)
In preparation for a possible Democratic takeover of Congress, K Street lobbyists start hiring well connected Democrats. The more things change...
(Human Events)
Why Republicans will win this fall
Canadian government hires contractor to find ways to save money, contractor costs overrun 1400 percent
(Some hugger)
Environmental group to go door to door, scolding people for using pesticides, then publish names of homeowners who continue to use them
How would you define Bush? If you said "crap," you're either an America-hating traitor, or the Deputy PM of the USA's greatest ally
(KCCI)
Joe Biden is running for president yet again; biatches about Wal-Mart and admits it's because they're a great big company with lots of money
The top 10 legislative battleground states for the November elections
Today's crazy Katherine Harris story: Endorsements from several U.S. House members removed from her website after they call to complain they never did any such thing
(Some Guy)
Having solved all other problems, Minnesota legislature set to determine who can work on Horse teeth
Wed August 16, 2006
(National Journal)
George Allen supporters say that he wasn't using a racial slur, but he was just making up a word to call someone a "shiathead", well THAT makes it better
President Bush is a Harley Davidson riding BAMF. And he thinks the blue safety glasses make him look like Bono
Sen. George Allen (R-VA) tries to un-ring the Bell of Racist Asshattery
Hispanics enraged over new ad that compares them to terrorists. Before you launch into a tirade about the depths to which Repugnicans will stoop, you need to click the link
(Some Guy)
Lawyer plans to use a legal precedent that allowed Bill Clinton to be sued to force Dick Cheney to testify
A tribute to atheists in foxholes
Illegal alien takes sanctuary in a church to avoid deportation. Because the federales are actually vampires
Video of frail Castro sobers Cubans. If they had cars there, would that mean they would be okay to drive?
Tennessee governor sent to hospital with "flu-like symptons" after being bitten by a tick. Large man in blue spandex costume seen fleeing scene
Syrian president threatens war over disputed Golan Heights region
(Some Guy)
Colorado gubernatorial candidate insists that she has the utmost respect for gays, even though she compares them to people who have sex with, and marry, sheep
(Some Guy)
Gates breaks rank with U.S. over AIDS policy. "Abstinence is often not an option for poor women and girls who have no choice but to marry at an early age. Being faithful will not protect a woman whose partner is not faithful"
Hezbollah: "Sure, you can come check for weapons, except for the ones we've hidden." Bush last seen looking for just the right Stetson to go with his told-you-so smirk
Ex-football star turned PA gubinatorial candidate lagging in the polls, starts campaigning at porn shops (with silly pic)
(Some Guy)
"Cheney's image may have taken a beating overall, but he's still Elvis to a lot of the conservatives." Graceland asplodes
(Wizbang)
Why America needs President Hillary Clinton in 2008 (with scary pic)
"The Clinton Doctrine can be distilled as never enter a battle in any serious way until it's so late that your contribution is meaningless." Bonus weirdness points: This little gem comes to you courtesy of Ariana Huffington
(Some Guy)
Finally, MSNBC discusses the seminal question of our time: Is Bush an idiot?
Bush can't understand why Iraqis aren't more happy that we invaded their country
(TPMmuckraker)
For his upcoming lawsuit, Dick Cheney hires Clinton's impeachment lawyer, dry cleaner
Today's "Politician Who Preaches About Global Warming, Then Leaves in a Fleet of SUVs" award goes to Barack Obama
According to this guy, Ned Lamont is like RFK, Lieberman is Nixon and al Qaida is Hanoi. Extra bonus points for the gratuitous "Citizen Lieberman" shot. Hey guys: The '60s ended 40 years ago
Lebanon's green-helmeted death pimp defends his dead-baby-displaying actions
Playing victim: How Republicans blame lily-livered Democrats for Iraq mess
Evangelical leaders gearing up to turn out November vote. Registration drive comes amid IRS probe of churches
(MediaMatters for America)
Just when you thought "Jeff Gannon" was in relative obscurity, he's still giving the "Liberal Media Conspiracy" hard time with falsehoods, distortions and "softball" questions
How one congressman managed to get tax breaks by claiming his property was taken by eminent domain, yet sold it on friendly terms to local authorities
What does the "A" in ACLU stand for again? Is it American or Alien? I can't remember and this article isn't helping
If you thought the Carter family was done with politics after the 1980 elections, you don't know Jack
Tue August 15, 2006
(Some Guy)
"Cognitive dissonance": A fancy term describing why the mental disorder known as liberalism doesn't allow the sufferer to see terrorism as a threat
Teaching abstinence reduces teen sex. Here comes the angry antagonistic anti-abstinence abominators in three... two... one...
(Some Guy)
Why Jon Stewart should run for president
President Ford escapes from wolves, hides in a hospital
(Rolling Stone)
Kurt Vonnegut says this is the end of the world
(WCPO)
Congressional candidate forced to withdraw from election after she and her husband get arrested for beating the snot out of each other. With classic pair of husband and wife mugshots
(Some Guy)
Thomas Sowell destroys the argument that laws against gay "marriage" are discriminatory
(Some Guy)
Bad: You make a racial slur to describe a man's appearance. Worse: That man is holding a video camera. Fark: You're running for re-election as a senator
Lawmaker cuts and runs from previous quotes attributed to him, issues apology to Haditha marines
One government, under God, with discrimination and theocracy for all
(Some Guy)
Stay with me: 1) Governments have too much money, which is why we're energy-addicted. 2) We need to give the government a lot MORE money to develop new energy sources. Got all that? Really? Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?
Joe Lieberman (CT - R) raking in Republican donor dollars
Interesting fact about raising threat levels: They cost money
During the height of the violent Hatfield/McCoy feud, who would have thought of sending in a police force composed solely of members and friends of both families? Yet that's basically what may be about to happen in Lebanon
Iran aggressively waves its long-range wiener at Israel
Katherine Harris finally decides to meet with newspaper editors after they all start endorsing other candidates
(Some Guy)
Study finds diplomats from countries with high levels of corruption and that hate the U.S. are more likely to ignore New York parking rules
Bill Kristol's new insult: "Bugs Bunny Democrats." Apparently, Republicans are either bald doofuses or red-haired midgets with bad tempers
Republican treasurer candidate in Nevada stays on ballot after an investigation into her death is re-opened
(PowerlineBlog)
Questions Mike Wallace forgot to ask the president of Iran: "Would Osama Bin Laden be a welcome guest in your country? What would your reaction be if one of your daughters married a Jew?"
"The obscenely anti-Israeli tenor of most of the European and world press means there's an eager market for pictures of dead Lebanese babies"
Wars are rarely popular at the ballot box, but losing a war is even more unpopular
A totally unbiased article explaining U.S. involvement in Israeli retaliation in Lebanon, how it will damage the reputation of the USA and George Bush sucks balls
Japanese PM castigated for going to church. Again
The Bible is vague on the issue of abortion, though it clearly supports an aggressive North Korea policy
(courant.com)
Article by Ted Kennedy arguing that Dick Cheney is undemocratic by saying that voting for Ned Lamont helps terrorists, suggests maybe terrorists would not like it if we vote for people who might actually work towards catching Osama
Hillary Clinton criticizes Bush over homeland security, says a Democratic administration would never allow terrorists to attack World Trade Center or American troops overseas
Mon August 14, 2006
(Some Paper Trail-Needing Guy)
Twenty amazing facts about voting in the USA
From the "It's Not Illegal When We Do It" Department: Judge rules it's okay for cops to lie on search/arrest warrant applications
(Some Guy)
Senator's aide accidentally tells reporter: "You can tell Senator George Allen of Virginia to [expletives deleted]"
(Some Guy)
Bush says Israel has defeated Hezbollah, just like the U.S. military accomplished its mission in Iraq
(the dude)
U.S. government: "Weed is bad." U.S. citizens: "That's like... your... opinion... man"
(Some Guy)
Ten things to love and hate about India
Freedom of speech is prevalent in universities, so long as your boss agrees
Here in the U.S., we make 89-year-old grannies take off their shoes at airport security. In the UK, they use profiling. Which do you think works better?
Prime Minister Harper shows support for AIDS conference by getting as far away from it as possible
Howard Dean: "Saddam Hussein was a pain in the neck and a bad person, but the fact is there are a lot of pains in the neck and bad people in this world"
Ariel Sharon's health worsened today, condition downgraded from "dusty" to "wash me"
(Some Sexy Guy)
In a move that is expected to be supported by Brent Bozell and Michael Powell, Iran has been cracking down on bloggers who write about, among other things, sex
(Editor and Publisher)
NY Times held illegal wiretapping story from before 2004 election. Twenty-two months later, they still won't tell the truth about it
Terrorists kidnap two Fox News journalists in Gaza city. Unfortunately, Geraldo was not one of them
"Wouldn't it be terrible for the people of the USA if Sen. Joe Lieberman helps the Republicans yet again?" Well, only if you assume everyone in the USA is a Democrat
(Some Guy)
Poll finds 50 percent of all Christian men and 20 percent of all Christian women are addicted to pornography. Also finds 50 percent of Christian men are liars or don't own computers
(DKos)
"I know there are millions of brave, decent conservatives." Checks source again. Attempts to disbelieve
U.S. clout in Mideast may be casualty of Lebanon war. In other news, the U.S. apparently has clout in the Mideast
(Reason)
Eliot Spitzer's campaign for governor of NY uses TV spots that cut off the top of his head for close-ups, because he'd only win by 40 points if voters found out he's bald
Americans are a bunch of horrified bedwetting pussies
It's naive and untimately self-destructive to discount legitimate terror warnings as only scare tactics to keep the people distracted
Lamont delivers below-the-belt attack, comparing Lieberman to Dick Cheney. Ow
MP tries to patch things up by explaining he meant that his constituents were literally inbred. That should make them feel better
Democratic candidate promoting her family values neglects to mention that her husband was once named as Canada's worst deadbeat dad and still owes more than $750,000 in back child support
No Child Left Behind apparently means no one fails, not that everyone learns
If elected officials were half as imaginative at solving real problems as they are at perpetuating themselves in office, we'd see real confidence in government restored
(Some Guy)
The three most ill-considered political enterprises on the international scene today. Guess first, then click
The U.S. helped plan Israel's offensive against Lebanon
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