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Sun July 02, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon says bombing Iran would be unsuccessful. Bush replies. "I'm not hearing the word 'No'"
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(99)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"The Supreme Court has blown a hole in the principle behind the Geneva Conventions by choosing to elevate an enemy that disdains the laws of war in order to facilitate the bombing of civilian targets."
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona insists it has as many bad guys as Oklahoma and Nebraska, and are miffed they're not getting more money to fight terrorism
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Liberian President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf urges quick lifting of UN diamond ban, demands to know where this relationship is headed
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(6)
 
(McClatchy)
 
 
 
Gore's not running, but his campaign is 'brilliant'
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(46)
 
(RTD)
 
 
 
Virginia legislature passes 1000 new laws. It's now illegal to give away a puppy under 7 mos. w/o its mother. Also you can't drink with the cool single mom down the street w/o your parents. What did your state legislature do this year?
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(23)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Hamas to attack Israeli schoolchildren if the IDF doesn't stop their Operation Summer Rains
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(605)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger denies tracking political groups, Sarah Connor
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ethics Hall of Shame
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(229)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Eating barbecued animals on the Fourth of July violates the spirit of the holiday, which celebrates the preservation of life and survival in the face of hardship
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(168)
 


Sat July 01, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Election 2008 likely to feature familiar names--Kerry, Edwards, McCain, Clark, (Hillary) Clinton, (Jeb) Bush, Gore. Meet the new bosses, same as the old bosses
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(88)
 
(Liberty Post)
 
 
 
Soldier in Iraq to NYTimes: "Thank you for continually contributing to the deaths of my fellow soldiers. Without you how would terrorists stay one step ahead of us?"
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(226)
 
(WRH.com)
 
 
 
20 amazing facts about voting in the good ol' USA
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(79)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Newark police officer poses for pictures at the 1993 Miss Howard Stern New Year's Eve Pageant. 12 years later, as he's about to be named Newark's top cop, he finds out what can possibly go wrong
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(46)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Soldiers accused of raping and murdering Iraqi family of four may have been planning the crime for over a week
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush & Condi cooking up Coup-In-A-Can to pop open when Castro dies
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Israel threatens to kill democratically elected Palestinian Prime Minister
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(508)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestine: "Stop your invasion and release 1,000 prisoners, and we'll consider release our hostage." Israel: "Die in a fire. If you lack fire, we can provide it for you."
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Women fail to get any seats in their first Kuwaiti election, ultra-conservative women cheer the results as they call for death to women
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Battle of the Somme was 90 years ago."Somme? Looked like damn near all of 'em"
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(39)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Thousands of Hong Kong residents are expected to take to the streets to demand full democracy for the former British colony, China has yet to decide if they will tank it
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(18)
 


Fri June 30, 2006
(FP Passport)
 
 
 
Air Force spends $450,000 on study of blogs to determine that they "are typically short and are about something external to the blog posting itself, such as a news event."
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poor school kids to go hungry because there's no profit margin in providing lunches. Because apparently public schools are supposed to make a profit
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, Congress mulls new internet sex rules
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School district promotes Christianity so aggressively, Jewish family moves two hours away, apologizes for killing Savior
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(574)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bush nominee for Homeland Security Chief pleads guilty to... yeah you guessed it... corruption
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(39)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
How Iraq, Afghanistan have changed War 101
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas demands end to Israeli offensive in Gaza strip; also demands unicorn and pony
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(51)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How Washington helped to build Al Qaeda into a global threat
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House passes resolution "Condeming news media" for reporting on illegal terrorist tracking program. In other news, small earthquake noted in Charlottesville, VA- likely from Jefferson spinning violently in ground
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(459)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like rats fleeing a sinking ship, enough people have moved out Philly for Phoenix to surpass it as America's fifth-largest city
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
POTUS to SCOTUS: John Paul Stevens has made his decision. Now let him enforce it
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(151)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden would rather nail his wife than run for president
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush backs sale of F-16 fighters to Pakistan, which will probably be used against us in 15-20 years
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(71)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
This week, people got mad at Democrats for suggesting what the Pentagon was already planning on, and the NYT was called treasonous for disclosing public knowledge. Distraction Accomplished
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush and Koizumi serenade each other with "I Want You, I Need You, I Love You." There go the values voters
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the No Good Deed Goes Unpunished department, religious wackos compare Gates/Buffett philanthropic efforts to Nazi death camps
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Trent Lott (R-MS) calls Supreme Court Decision "ridiculous and outrageous"; admits not having read decision
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(68)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Register takes no prisoners about Gitmo. Brits show they know the US Constitution better than most Americans
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(74)
 
(wonkette)
 
 
 
Tom "Diceman" Delay breaks out his best "shaved beaver" jokes
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(14)
 


Thu June 29, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch government falls. Millions dead, cities burn
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Military claims gains on Iraqi terrorists, John Murtha responds; "I was in Vietnam, I have medals, and I know more about Iraq than the people there, and most of all, I know for a fact that we cannot win this militarily"
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(113)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush moves to protect salmon? What next, Democrats move to save industry?
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules Bush has breached U.S. law and the Geneva Convention at Guantanamo
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(791)
 
(CIO Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate panel stops communications bill until "net neutrality" concerns are addressed
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Having eliminated the national debt, Congress has decided to spend $59.9 billion to fund research for mission to Mars. Work to begin next week on converting moon-landing studio used to fake 1969 moon landing
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cervical cancer vaccination now available. Religious right fears this will encourage people to try to get cancer
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy from Blink-182 joins Charlie Sheen in blaming Dick Cheney for 9/11. Huh?
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(577)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico to join Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay, Bolivia and Chile with a new leftist government. Bush seen pulling his hair and screaming, "Not in my barrio"
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(81)
 
(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
Olbermann reports on the attempted swift-boating of Murtha. Die in a flood, az-wee-pays
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(66)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having solved all existing problems AND having banned fois gras, Chicago aldermen now looking to prohibit restaurants from cooking with trans-fatty oils
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(393)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In response to Israeli warplanes buzzing Syria's presidential palace, Hezbollah looks to turn Middle East into three-way orgy of death. So, nothing new under the sun
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(715)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Democrats are so cute when they turn on their own
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(16)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
How many Polish-Americans does it take to call Garry Trudeau a "bigot" for his Doonesbury depiction of Polish characters?
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pentagon flip-flops on gay soldiers. Says flip flops are more stylish than combat boots anyway
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. economy grows at rate of 5.6 percent. Bush blamed
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(529)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Bush Administration must wonder these days if it has a Rodney Dangerfield problem: No matter what it does, it can't seem to get any respect
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Berkeley to allow voters to decide impeachment of Bush, Cheney
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA urges lifting of airline ban on lighters because you never know when you'll need to call for an encore on your flight
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Right-wingers ponder the possibility that Keith Olbermann conspired with Topps and WalMart to inflate the value of Alex Gordon rookie cards. No word on if the Illuminati and the Queen of England were involved in this conspiracy
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(30)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Governor calls special session to re-address immigration, marrying 14 year olds, explain why he has a large head and narrow shoulders
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(10)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
John Kerry, in an attempt to boost his reputation, decides to list himself under google as a popular breakfast item
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(21)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Congressman argues that Muppets are people too
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(47)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
GOP is losing votes over values
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(33)
 
(That One Guy)
 
 
 
New developments on the rise as France tells Iran it has 2 weeks to reply to the international offer. Otherwise, France will surrender
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(59)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Crist reaches out to religious voters, hopes that they don't try to eat his flesh or drink his blood
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(10)
 
(AZfamily.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Governers candidate who said we should put illegal aliens in a concentration camp to build a border wall? Well, I guess he didn't really say it after all. Oops, sorry for severely damaging your campaign
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That giant crack in the Earth you didn't see opening up is the US electing another gay Anglican bishop
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kuwait finally enters the 20th century, allows women to vote for first time
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Newbie's Guide to Detecting the NSA
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(72)
 


Wed June 28, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When the British Prime Minister awards you a cabinet post, it's more traditional to tell him, "It's an honour, sir, thank you," rather than, "F***, I'm stunned"
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(65)
 
(ThinkProgress)
 
 
 
Newspaper retracts it's false story claiming John Murtha called the US "the greatest threat to world peace". Expect right wing pundits to offer retractions for their coverage of this quote when hell freezes over
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(108)
 
(World Tribune)
 
 
 
Remember how Chinese military officials were invited to observe the major U.S. military exercise? Well, one of the observers was a commander of submarine forces in charge of attacking the carriers in a real conflict. Weeeee
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(53)
 
(Legal Times)
 
 
 
Ho hum. Another day, another Bush Administration official who dealt closely with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff to plead guilty to a crime
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
September 24, 2001: New York Times demands system for tracking the way terrorists move their money
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
James "Focus on the Family" Dobson compares banning gay marriage to the fight to end slavery
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which phrase would Hillary Clinton's staffer be most likely to use while negotiating an important issue with a colleague? 1. "I'll get back to you." 2. "I'm afraid I disagree." 3. "You suck"
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Nothing is more transparent than the politician who shows up at a black church around election time and claps--off rhythm--to the gospel choir."
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin, apparently channelling Michael Jackson, walks up to four-year-old boy in a crowd, yanks up the kid's shirt and kisses him on the stomach. With bizarre video goodness
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israeli Air Force does flyby on Syrian presidents' house. Maverick is impressed
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(210)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch how Ann Coulter deals with someone informing her that her facts are wrong. Gives you a hint as to how she deals with her book editors. One could only imagine all the misinformation that slips through the cracks
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(137)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurgents promise to stop attacking American and foreign troops in Iraq if Bush sets up two-year withdrawal timetable
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(284)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Michael Steele withdraws from the Republican Primary, I will remove the curse my psychic campaign manager placed on him, said Vovak
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(61)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Respected Senator Barack Obama indicates his desire to run for the 2008 ticket by sucking up to evangelical voters and furthering the United Theocracy of Jesusland
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(132)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Marine seen recruiting kids at the mall in "Fahrenheit 9/11" dies in Iraq. Mad rush to see which side can exploit a dead soldier begins in three... two...
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(753)
 
(ABC 12 Flint, MI)
 
 
 
Small-town post office shut down when woman freaks out about receiving letter from India: Because you know India is kinda close to Iraq, which is where Osama Bin Laden is from
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(222)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Might face a stiff penalty" says Limbaugh, joking about criminalizing Viagra possession during an erection year
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(279)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Video of Bill Frist blaming CNN for low Republican approval rating. "Flag burning, gay marriage, that's all you guys cover. We do other stuff, too, like protect people from terrorism, but you don't cover that"
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(67)
 
(townhall.com)
 
 
 
Government lawyers unable to force bearded Hooters waitresses upon us
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(14)
 
(Some Hippie)
 
 
 
Howard Dean says we're "about to enter the '60s again," but insists he's not talking about Vietnam. Sounds like he's got the hallucinogenic part down already, though
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service outsources mail delivery to UPS
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(8)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The funds-tracking program, supposedly a huge secret, has been bragged about by the administration all along
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(330)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SCOTUS overturns part of Texas/DeLay redistricting
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(53)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
According to Orrin Hatch, flag-burning amendments have replaced homosexual bigotry as the most important issue facing the U.S. Congress
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestinian government offers "prisoner swap" to Israel. Fox demands TV rights
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(225)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Co-chair of 9/11 Commission says bank transfer monitoring program is "over," due to NYT revealing its existence
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israel warns of "extreme action" to rescue captured soldier. And they spelled it with an "E" in the front, so they don't mean sky-surfing or rock climbing
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(328)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
New corporate scandal making Enron look like child's play. The twist? This corporation was founded by the U.S. government. And you will likely pay for any bailout
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russian president orders special services to hunt down and destroy the killers of four Russian hostages in Iraq. No borsht for you
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(31)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
Politically, the New York Times terrorist-tracking leak story is a clear winner for Bush
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Does it make sense to tax something that's illegal?
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(38)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Gore notes that he has run for president twice and says: "I know what it takes to win"
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Most Americans don't know that Canada has direct links to Al Qaeda and WMDs, and evil super-robots that pose a clear and present danger to the U.S.
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(25)
 
(Porkbusters)
 
 
 
McCain: "Unless Republicans curb government spending by reforming the budget process, we may lose our majorities in the House and Senate. If Republicans do not reform our budget process, we will deserve to lose our majorities"
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) vows to fillibuster a bill that would help ease gas prices
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(37)
 


Tue June 27, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
It'll be harder out here for a pimp if Senator Grassley gets his way
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kabul is out of ideas: "Taliban II" begins preproduction
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Reid: "Congress is going to have earn its raise by putting American workers first: A raise for workers before a raise for Congress"
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Legislation to end ban on offshore drilling advances. In related news, gas is $3 a gallon and we don't allow offshore drilling?
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(25)
 
(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
Maine state legislator, charged with drunk driving, claims to have a clean driving record. Unless you count the nine tickets
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
United States threatens to launch Ann Coulter at North Korea. "If North Korea intends to test the most deadly weapon in its arsenal, we will have no alternative but to use the most deadly weapon in ours," says Bush
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israel all out of bubblegum, the ass-kicking has commenced
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(176)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton explains that he and George H.W. Bush are "just friends"
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Globe article claims, "$25 to $40 million a year [is] enough to wipeout extreme poverty around the globe in a decade." Waiter, some of what he's smoking, please
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UN thrown out of the Sudan's basement; standing on front porch knocking on door
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, sex tourist?
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(473)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina fraud swells to two billion dollars. That's a lot of floating Heineken
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Carl Levin takes it to Fox anchor: "Thank you for your opinion. But I was hoping this would be an interview of me rather than an interview of you"
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(22)
 
(Some Chinese Guy)
 
 
 
Bush condemns NYT "treason." That sound you hear is Cuba, China and Iran applauding our newfound disdain for a free press
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm eternal. I'm going to be alive forever," says man on death row
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(15)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. launches plan to test entire city for HIV. This should get interesting real soon when they head towards Capitol Hill
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush urges Congress to pass line-item veto so he doesn't have to sign everything and ignore parts he doesn't like anymore
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(188)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Potential civil unrest avoided as Marshmallow Fluffgate is over
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(30)
 
(FTW)
 
 
 
Offices of peak oil webzine broken into, all computers smashed. Somebody doesn't like the message
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(16)
 
(axisoflogic)
 
 
 
Democrats demote William Jefferson, countering a long-standing GOP policy of promoting law violators
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel masses forces near Gaza border, gives Hamas one last chance to free abducted soldier. Hilarity certain to ensue
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(479)
 
(KLTV)
 
 
 
Senate discussing a constitutional amendment prohibiting flag burning. No. 12 on the list of "ways to tell it is an election year"
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(122)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Guantanamo increasingly popular with tourists
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republican hints that his Democratic opponent is gay because he has no kids, conveniently deciding not to notice it's because the man's wife had a hysterectomy
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(71)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Feel that icy cold emanating from deep within the Earth? That's because not only are the Palestinians working with each other, but now they want to recognize Israel, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Kerry says he has a plan for how to revamp America's energy policy
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(102)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Dennis Kucinich wants the USA to create a "Department of Peace." In response, GOP wants to create a "Department of Put Down the Crackpipe, Please"
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Mon June 26, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lieberman's campaign says, "Joe Lieberman has been a scathing critic of the Bush Administration." Apparently, they're employing a strategy of "make our opponents die from laughter"
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee is set to execute first inmate since 1976
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russ Feingold on fighting terrorism in Iraq: We need to leave so terrorist activity will stop. In Afghanistan: We need to stay and fight the terrorists until we defeat them
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scottsdale, Arizona proposes legislation to ban lap dances at all area strip clubs. You can have my lap dance when you pry it from my cold, dead penis
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(19)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Bush official calls intelligence "crap"
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House sees "cut and run" as option
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(59)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor takes limo to and from work. Length of commute from door to door? Five hundred feet
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Director who makes pro-war documentary slams Clooney for his anti-war comments and claims "being a Republican in Hollywood today is not much different than being a communist in Hollywood in the 1950s"
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(155)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flooding shuts down several D.C. buildings, including the IRS, proving once and for all that God supports the "fair tax"
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(226)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Hugo "Fidelito" Chavez to visit North Korea and learn the secret of how everybody stays so attractively slim there
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe has so destroyed Zimbabwe that he now wants God to fix it
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(34)
 
(Dissent)
 
 
 
Progressive leaders should use less religious imagery, not more, when speaking to the public
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(21)
 
(Projo)
 
 
 
Every time politicians tinker with the school system, things get worse. But don't worry -- they're tinkering with it right now to find a solution
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(18)
 
(Chiff)
 
 
 
Someone finally wonders, "So why does anyone care what Chomsky thinks?"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NJ Senate candidates vow to focus on issues. Debate highlights: "You're unethical" and "How low will it go?"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Democrats split on a second run by Kerry." Apparently between those filled with self-loathing, and those who want to win
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
GOP playbook for the November elections urges GOP House and Senate candidates to emphasize to voters that it's the war, stupid. What could possibly go wrong?
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