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Sun June 18, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman arranges national park for his wife
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(21)
 
(Mich News)
 
 
 
Jackson had been exposed...as an extortionist who uses his influence as a civil rights leader to essentially blackmail wealthy corporations with absurd discrimination threats."
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The 21st century world has been profoundly shaped by ideas advanced during the presidency of Ronald Reagan"
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(134)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security workers leave in droves in order to sell services back to Homeland Security for ten times the price. Ain't capitalism grand
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(18)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In an effort to calm everyone down, N Korea promises to 'wipe out' US forces in case of war
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(84)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK efforts to jail as many people as America does is running into difficulties: those pesky activist judges
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in 2003, Iran sent a letter offering nuclear cooperation, to recognizing Israel and stop funding terrorism to the US; the Bush administration decided to ignore it
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(423)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mexican presidential election could plunge country into chaos, threaten U.S. quesadilla supply
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
25% of Labour supporters wants their party to lose the next election
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan to lodge "fierce" protest with UN if North Korea test fires missile. Tokyo residents deafened by sound of furious draft-letter writing coming from government offices
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(68)
 
(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
As a civil war draws near, Fatah recruits 4,000 men for upcoming fights with Hamas
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Murtha advocated cutting and running from Somalia, which emboldened the terrorists to attack us harder
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(63)
 
(AbTrib)
 
 
 
On November 20, 1967 Johnson's photo op celebrated the 200 millionth American. In October 2006, President Bush will downplay the 300 millionth American, since he'll be illegal and just add traffic congestion and misspent social benefits
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(13)
 


Sat June 17, 2006
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Somalia's new leaders have put warlords on the run, silenced the guns, and secured the peace. Who are they? You guessed it--Islamic fundamentalist militas
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Republican Playbook: Drop responsibilty for Iraq and shift negative attention to the Democrats. A mild maneuver that's worked at least seven times before
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks singer attacks American patriotism in London newspaper. That popping sound you hear is thousands of freeper heads exploding in anger
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(161)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Senator from VA trying to get newest carrier named after Gerald Ford. Ship expected to crash into reef on maiden voyage
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miami school libraries must remove children's book because of photo of smiling Cuban children
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(20)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Some guy in the general vicinity of Dick Cheney arrested because "His behavior and demeanor wasn't quite right"
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did it seem like Ann Coulter actually had fans on Leno? Because Freepers decided to create the illusion she has a massive fanbase
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(116)
 
(World Peace Herald)
 
 
 
We're losing
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(90)
 


Fri June 16, 2006
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Extremely difficult presidential trivia quiz. (Example: "Who was the last president to deliver a State of the Union message in writing, and in what year?")
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We're winning
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(222)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Congress approves $5 million in federal funding for outbreak of red tide. That's a lot of tampons
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(3)
 
(Gallup Poll)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe Clinton wasn't so bad after all
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the 2008 election were held today, John McCain would win, reports Fox News
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(58)
 
(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Lieberman revisiting the campaign strategy that first put him in office: Cartoon bears
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(32)
 
(gorilla mask)
 
Video
 
Stephen Colbert asks Congressman Westmoreland -- the guy who sponsored the bill to display the Ten Commandments in Congress -- to name the Ten Commandments
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(560)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Congress cashes in on the yellow-ribbon brain washing
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(265)
 
(J Post)
 
 
 
Iran says if threatened, it would defend itself with its new nuclear (for peaceful, power purposes only) power
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(248)
 
(WSLS Roanoke)
 
 
 
Federal laws introduced to stem the tide of owners running over people with their riding lawnmowers
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(5)
 
(Ynet News)
 
 
 
Israel accuses Google of spying on them. Reason? The new Google Earth shows hi-res images of Israel... including their sensitive military installations
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(276)
 
(NOLA)
 
 
 
Rep. William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson writes an editorial to explain he won't resign from important committee. Apparently da' Nile does run through New Orleans
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(48)
 


Thu June 15, 2006
(SCOTUS blog)
 
 
 
The Fourth Amendment is now officially toast
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(97)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Church that supports same-sex marriage publishes names and addresses of 400,000 residents that support ban on gay marriage
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(141)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Senators who want to make English the national language still have Spanish on their sites
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric calls on Bush and Australian PM John Howard to convert to Islam. Good luck with that
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(193)
 
(Common Conservative)
 
 
 
When your friend is having trouble selling his house, the appropriate thing to do is send him a letter about how liberals are destroying America
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(177)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Every American citizen owes the world one million dollars
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Information gleaned from Zarqawi raid leads to 452 additional raids in Iraq. In other news, the third annual Insurgent Pancake Dinner has been cancelled
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(289)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
16,912 murders, 92,837 rapes: Just another year in America
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Palestinians may be on the brink of civil war
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(24)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush confirms what we've all long suspected: There is no oil anywhere near Hawaii
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(32)
 
(Blackfive)
 
 
 
USA Today reporter slams bloggers as "chairborne rangers," offers spare bed in Baghdad. MilBloggers reply: "No thanks, we're too busy out here where the actual fighting is taking place." Pwned
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrats decide upon "New Direction" as official party theme. "Same Outcome" the anticipated result. (With wild-eyed pic of Nancy Pelosi preppin' to UFIA America)
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(177)
 


Wed June 14, 2006
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian Muslims issue fatwa calling on Muslims to obey the law and not blow stuff up. Reverse fatwa calling for his death expected in 3, 2, 1
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to succeed in real estate: Step 1: Become Speaker of the House. Step 2: Invest in worthless farmland Step 3: Earmark federal funds to build highway past your cheap land. Step 4: Cha-ching
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Operation Return to Sender is nabbing illegal immigrants all over the United States
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At outdoor press conference, Bush makes fun of reporter wearing sunglasses. Turns out the guy is blind. Oops (w/video)
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(215)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt used CDC emergency jet for routine travel. "You're doin' a heckuva job, Mikey"
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(10)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
With record-high approval ratings, and all other problems taken care of, Congress votes itself a much-deserved pay raise
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush says he'd "like to close Guantanamo," also would like a magic pony
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(44)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man opens museum dedicated to Hitler saying he was just misunderstood. If you think that is wrong, you probably agree with Hitler
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Afghans, who know a thing or two about torture and abuse, visit Gitmo for 10 days and declare it humane
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coalition troops prepare for big offensive in Afghanistan. In other news, any chance of surprising the enemy ruined by loose-lipped media
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FEMA auditors conclude that "$400 spent on adult erotica products" were "not necessary to satisfy legitimate disaster needs."
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(163)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
John Kerry, who voted for the war before he voted against it (and called Vietnam vets babykillers, then ran on his Vietnam service in 2004), says politicians can't have it both ways
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three Brunei nationals tossed in jail for lampooning their president. In other news, Stephen Colbert seen breaking into a cold sweat
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the aid of taxes President Bush may meet his pledge to cut the deficit in half - a full three years early
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(73)
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
"The facts recited by Kerry make no military sense, fly in direct opposition to authoritative testimony, and are yet to be backed by any records anyone has seen." Zing
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(241)
 


Tue June 13, 2006
(LIBERAL)
 
 
 
Liberals showing their true colors by presenting talking points on Rove
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario to expand nuclear power. Mr. Burns unavailable for comment
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(17)
 
(Hitchens)
 
 
 
So, what happens when Islamic countries boycott your goods over the Mohammed cartoons? if you're Denmark, your exports go up 17%
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(17)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush is taking the Japanese Prime Minister to Graceland. In return, Bush would like to meet Mothra or Godzilla
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(23)
 
(Ashland Daily Tidings)
 
 
 
An oldy but goodie -- the wacky story of California's Imperial Majesty Norton I
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(23)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Former Atlanta mayor sentenced to 2.5 years in federal prison; Does not pass Go, Does not collect $200
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter the model for "a blond, Republican sex kitten." In other news, Andy Rooney is "white-haired liberal sex kitten."
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(70)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Entire volunteer fire department resigns after drinking is banned at the local firehall
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(84)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds more men would prefer to ask Condoleezza Rice to dinner party than Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Palestinians apologize for falsely blaming Israel in civilian beach shelling. Just kidding
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(85)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
Dumbass who kept reporting "Rove to be indicted soon" now moving on to secret sealed indictment, which is certainly 100 percent true because he's not lying this time
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-UI) pleads guilty
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(214)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hillarity does not ensue when two seniors manage to slip quotations from Adolf Hitler's book "Mein Kampf" to appear under their high school yearbook pictures
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(683)
 
(Citizen-Times.com)
 
 
 
To pork or not to pork, that is the question for lawmakers when lobbyists are ripe for the picking
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(6)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
White House admits that it cannot defend the domestic surveillance program. Unzips fly, proceeds to urinate all over the U.S. Constitution
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(116)
 
(National Review)
 
NewsFlash
 
Karl Rove has been informed by Patrick Fitzgerald that he won't be charged in the Plame leak case
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(1122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly uses history to show how the "Haditha massacre" isn't as uncommon as you might have thought. Historians cringe. WWII vets begin cleaning their guns. (with video of the O'Reilly Blunder)
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco gun ban ruled unconstitutional - Fanny pack sales skyrocket as choice for concealment
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(615)
 


Mon June 12, 2006
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering legislation that would give police access to internet, phone, credit card, and bank records without a warrant. Warrants? We don't need no stinking warrants
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians donating money to pay off government debt. No, really
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(189)
 
(The Prometheus Institute)
 
 
 
Five things you should really know about being an environmentalist
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Voting Rights Act is really The Incumbent Protection Act
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(30)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
George Bush calls US Soccer team to wish them good luck against Ghana today
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(47)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
"A substantial part of the Democratic Party, some of its politicians and many of its loudest supporters do not want America to succeed in Iraq."
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman opposes legislative earmarks on principle, but promises once he's actually on a committee he will "earmark the sh*t out of it" for his district
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current US and UK foreign policy is totally counterproductive and is encouraging terrorism and proliferation of WMD
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
One-third of Canadians think they're Americans
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(114)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In an odd twist, Palestinians release kidnapped guy because it turned out he was American
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AP opens bureau in Pyongyang, North Korea. In future AP news: "AP - Kim Jong-Il struck out 27 batters today in a baseball game, throwing 81 pitches"
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(72)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Filmmaker slams Israel with the world's most thinly-veiled Godwin of all time
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(12)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
GOP to hold 2008 convention in Tampa during height of hurricane season. What could possibly go wrong
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So Greece was, like, exporting olive oil to Italy, and Italy was TOTALLY putting their own labels on it and hogging all the credit, until finally Greece was like "OH NO YOU DIIN'T" and laid the smackdown
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(6)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ politicians unhappy that contractor "pay-to-play" donation ban is forcing them to look for legitimate sources of funding
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(8)
 

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