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Sun May 21, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evil is evil, whether expressed through faithlessness or misguided faith. But only a belief in a Higher Being has the potential - realized or not - of reining in the darker elements that haunt human souls
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Calling all apologists: GOP congress and Bush just raised taxes on kids saving for college
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine times out of a hundred activist entertainers are little more than a pain in the ass, but that hundredth time -- they are spot on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Citing "some statutes on the book that *seem* to indicate the possibility" Att'y General Gonzalez says the Feds can prosecute journalists in intelligence leaks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressman caught on videotape accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from an FBI informant. He's a Democrat so don't expect to see this story to stay in the news long
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan says that America no longer needs blacks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One student complains to the ACLU and a federal judge bans prayer at small town H.S. Graduation. During ceremony, several hundred other students respond with a unified "suck it"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Da Vinci Code outgrosses Passion of the Christ on its opening day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
10% of Mexicans now live in U.S
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Faced with bewildering transportation issues, county officials spend week debating best color for bus stops. All sides agree on contentious issue by forbidding hot pink
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Sat May 20, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton decides global warming bigger threat than terrorism, releases large amount of greenhouse gas expounding his views rather than explaining why he didn't do anything about it during eight years he was one of most powerful men on earth
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(Ottowa Citizen)
 
 
 
Suprise. The report of Iran forcing yellow badges on Jews was just false fearmongering. Everybody can stop panicking now
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
New Jersey state symbol is a real downer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption President Bush
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Ft. Lauderdale: "I'm supposed to subsidize some schlock sitting on the sofa and drinking a beer, who won't work more than 40 hours a week?''
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Students at liberal New School don't want to hear things they disagree with, protest the selection of John McCain as commencement speaker
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Fri May 19, 2006
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly threatens boycott of Mexico if they sue over National Guard placement, reminding all of his wildly successful French boycott
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(Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Fox's Bill O'Reilly "losing it" again, this time going after college newspaper cartoonists defaming Christianity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez stages mock foreign invasion while wearing Saran Wrap underwear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush: Israel shouldn't build a fence to protect itself from Palestinian bombings. Bush: A fence between the U.S. and Mexico makes perfect sense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster apparently sends his only begotten son, Flying Grilled Cheese Sandwich, to destroy evil lactose-intolerant Pentagon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia council tries to oust mayor who bought election with those two Virginia electoral staples, beer and cigarettes. Mayor would defend himself, but terms of his house arrest forbid him from attending council meetings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senate votes to make English the official language of the United States. Los senatores son idiotas
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Proposal to solve problems in two of the biggest news item this week: Move Florida's alligators to our border with Mexico
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea wants more attention: Vows to show the world their enormous wang
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary (and relative waste of space) John Snow "backs a strong dollar." Gee, thanks John
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Politician on lobbyists: "The baby Jesus accepted gifts, and I don't think it corrupted him"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Until now, every generation of Americans has traded safety for liberty. In the immortal words of Pat Robertson, "You have no civil liberties if you're dead"
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(Capitol Hill Blue)
 
 
 
Update on the rumored Rove indictment: It ain't gonna happen. Lefties should get a new hot-button issue, like trying to win elections
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UN: "Close Gitmo." USA: "Suck it"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chairman Mao lampooned in student newspaper. Chinese students compare it to the Muhammad cartoons, claim "Chairman Mao is like Jesus to us." With pic of satire
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Thu May 18, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
CIA nominee insists NSA surveillance is legal. Also claims leprechauns are infiltrating Ireland, and that Space Ghost has been recruited to lead U.S. Space Defense forces
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(Some Spook)
 
 
 
Dear NSA: What should I get my wife for her birthday?
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Fifteen-hundred prospective new voters forced to watch Al Gore's new campaign film
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian politician struggling to explain why he can't spell the name of either his province or his party in campaign advertising. In his defence, both are named "Saskatchewan"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the surprise of many modest-income farkers, you don't pay income tax. At least according to the House Speaker
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If former Attorney General John Ashcroft provided a letter of certification, AT&T may be off the hook in NSA spying case
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(PhillyBurbs.com)
 
 
 
Major political shift in Pennsylvania as a record 14 Republican incumbents are voted out of office for voting themselves a 54 percent pay raise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King of Nepal giving the power to parliament, may soon give up the funk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate committee approves anti-gay marriage amendment, causing Senators Spector and Feingold to get into a catfight
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(MediaMatters)
 
 
 
Michael Savage decides to Godwin his own radio show and say that "Jimmy Carter is like Hitler"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Times reporter Judith Miller claims she received tip-off about the 9/11 attacks two months before they occured, was ultimately denied printing story by NYT editor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. millitary recruiting goals have been met or exceeded consistently. You don't know this though because of the vast left-wing conspiracy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new meaning to dirty politics: Some people casting write-in votes chose profane language instead of candidates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the ACLU had its way, America would be like the Soviet Union, only without such a high percentage of beautiful women
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(Town Hall)
 
 
 
Jonah Goldberg asks the hard question in the immigration debate: "What if illegal immigrants were crack?"
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Congressman Murtha claims U.S. Marines "killed innocent civilians in cold blood" in Haditha, Iraq last November. No firefight. No bomb. Just executing men, women and children
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Wed May 17, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez visits Libya two days after country was removed from terrorism list, meets with Col. Moammar Qaddafi, announces that the entire planet should turn against the U.S.
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(Vice Dick)
 
 
 
You think Bush has low poll numbers? Check out Cheney's solid 19 percent approval rating
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to write new book about presidency. Suggested title of "Sex Between The Bushes" likely rejected
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush signs tax-cut bill that will give the poor a break on capital gains
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(Oxford Press)
 
 
 
Cox News reports that court strikes down Georgia's gay-marriage ban. Huh huh... cox...
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(Hot Air)
 
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Michelle Malkin leaps into the world of "hot vvomen with v-logs," declares that Bush's immigration plans insult those who died in 9/11
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld assures everyone that National Guard troops sent to guard the border will be welcomed as liberators and it will all be over in a matter of weeks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda posters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senate votes to build 370-mile fence on U.S.-Mexico border, thus solving all immigration problems
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Good: You're the new White House press secretary, giving a briefing on your first day on the job. Bad: You use the term "tar baby." Worse: You use it again, explaining to a reporter that the term can be traced back to American lore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales "unclear" as to whether or not his family immigrated from Mexico legally
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs discusses immigration policy with five white men. (With video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NSA briefed Senate Intel committee lawyers and two FISA court judges on both domestic phone-number collection and warrantless international wiretaps, contradicting Democrats' assertions that&@*$#CARRIER LOST
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
U.S. government spying program is "too secret" to be exposed in court. Blaring it out on the TV and the newspapers still okay though
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(AP)
 
 
 
Is Al Gore going to run for president again?
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
You probably don't feel it yet, but the Supreme Court cut your balls off yesterday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican government threatens to sue U.S. for guarding its own border
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Tue May 16, 2006
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some schools are leaving recess behind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prada Handbag officially named as Italian Prime Minister. (With pic of him from a scene of "The Sopranos")
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Wave of violence sweeps Sao Paulo... Brazilians dead or wounded
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is VP Cheney thinking right now?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. military is in the final stages of preparations to invade and occupy Venezuela. So says Foreign Minister Ali "I'm an Insane Person" Rodriguez
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(Express)
 
 
 
British Navy detonates biggest bomb in that country since the Mr. Bean movie
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you thought the Spanish version of "The Star Spangled Banner" was controversial, you haven't been following the uproar over translating the Norwegian anthem into Urdu
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Drunken Miami city commissioner gets furious when his flight is delayed; tells police to "go fark themselves" before kicking one in the groin (with pic of elected official)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
RNC official convicted of jamming phones on election day will be experiencing seven years of a different type of jamming
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After removing Libya from terrorist list, U.S. now allowing Taliban to reestablish their democracy in Afghanistan
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Governator's signing of bill to lessen traffic jams creates a traffic jam
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Several European nations considering offering Iran light-water nuclear reactor. What could possibly go wrong?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Textbooks are part of the problem with U.S. education. "They are sanitized to avoid offending anyone..."
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rhode Island lawyers file a lawsuit against phone companies over domestic spying. They brought the suit on behalf of consumers and to pay for their order for three 120' Broward Yachts, citing "excellent boating weather"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Tony Snow held his first press briefing, during which he inexplicably ate a monkey in front of a shocked press corp
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Traveling salesman who gave "Checkers" to Richard Nixon, helping him salvage political career and allowing him to become president, dies at age 83. Memorial not planned for Watergate hotel
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(LGF)
 
 
 
Right-wing blogs up in arms about CNN's attempt to embarrass Our Glorious Leader
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(Some Guy)
 
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Video from Bush's practice speech last night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro says he will resign if U.S. can prove he's wealthy
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Pentagon finally figures out how to make a fake video of a plane hitting the Pentagon
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Review of president's immigration speech: "Untrustworthy," "depressing," "not credible," "contempt," "bait-and-switch," "shallow" -- and all that's from conservatives
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana man running for U.S. Senate may have trouble pressing the flesh as he's conducting his entire campaign from Kyoto, Japan
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Mon May 15, 2006
(King County gov)
 
 
 
King County first to join Chicago Climate Exchange, a market where parties sell credits earned by reducing greenhouse gasses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Army surgeon general warns that new HBO documentary, "Baghdad ER," could trigger post-traumatic stress disorder in military personnel who watch it
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(The Prometheus Institute)
 
 
 
Don't confuse the popularity of political blogs with political relevance. Here comes the science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say "Bush-speak" is sophisticated "operation of deception" that actually indicates an impressive command of English language
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans arms sales to Venezuela. Fingers and thumbs still ok
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(dKos)
 
 
 
In order to stop terra, the Government might be collecting records of gun owners. NRA asplode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cell-phone-only crowd may affect polling. Which is exactly what they said in 2004, and all the polls were correct then... hey waitaminute
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez says: "Iran is not seeking Nuclear Weapons." Well, ok then. That ends the debate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Utah county expresses shock, dismay upon learning about Bill of Rights
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stormont sits for first time since 2002. There was no particular reason, everyone was just really drunk and forgot to show up
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(The Australian News)
 
 
 
Bush tells Mexico that our troops on the border are not a threat. Since all of our weapons, planes, tanks and ships are in Iraq, it sure sounds plausible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spinning harder than Greg Biffle's #16 car, Karl Rove blames Bush's low approval rating on Iraq. "People like this president, they're just sour right now on the war."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rove says he's not afraid of indictment, puts on shades and leather jacket before riding away on motorcycle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Schools selling ads, raising funds, and serving testicles in the cafeterias to be able to afford basic resources, study warns. Well, maybe not the part about the testicles. As far as you know
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been out of the state nearly one of every five days he's been in office
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(EurekeAlert)
 
 
 
"If young Americans learn about candidates via Jon Stewart, it is possible that unfavorable perceptions of both parties' nominees could form, ultimately keeping more youth from the polls"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Republicans have a very simple strategy for winning in 2006: "It's the judges, stupid"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The liberal way of thinking is incompatible with the realities of the world. Liberals will never solve problems and, in fact, will cause and perpetuate them because they cannot and do not understand how the world works"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"Katherine Harris is the horse we're going to ride to the finish line and it's time for us to saddle up"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton has a few four-letter words to say to her mother after Hillary says young people think work is a four-letter curse word
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon joins Mama Moonbat in a day of Bush bashing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The biggest con: Democrats and Republicans work together to destroy America, part one of three. "Interesting" tag in lieu of "Tinfoil Hat" tag
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(Mark Davis)
 
 
 
Two factors fuel the impeachment movement: The inability to absorb the fact that Bill Clinton was impeached and deserved it, and the inability to cope with a war whose methodologies they do not embrace or perhaps even understand
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(kos)
 
 
 
President Gore has a 49 percent favorability rating
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush to remove Libya from U.S. list of terrorist nations. Libya reportedly no longer upset with Doc Brown for stealing their plutonium
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(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says Hillary is hitable... wait, read that wrong... beatable
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