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Sun May 07, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Congress passes a law. Bush signs the law after disregarding the parts he dooesn't like
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush says that worst moment of his presidency was 9/11, and the best moment was when he caught a really big fish
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(61)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
How Steven Colbert showed what's wrong with the media
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(87)
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
The most forceful defender of Bush's eavesdropping program is about to be named CIA director
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(287)
 
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler disqualified for using fake name while he thought the ref was distracted
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(24)
 


Sat May 06, 2006
(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Indiana congressman forces CDC to replace scientists at STD conference with abstinance proponents. Unlike other participants, no peer review necessary and feds will pay their way
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(66)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers who vowed to "protect the Pledge of Allegiance" during election year now saying they're sorry, but they never got around to it
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager fired for letting immigrant staff have day for May Day protests. Bonus: restaurant owner who fired him immigrated illegally from Mexico
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge says, "Your argument makes no sense," FCC replies, "I'm sorry I'm not making myself clear," Judge retorts, "You're making yourself very clear. That's the problem," Submitter thinks, "Suck it, FCC.
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows Fox News helped elect* Bush in 2000
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(49)
 
(Lowell Sun Online)
 
 
 
Xenophobia out of control: school committee member files motion to remove Spanish-language emergency exit signs from high school
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush advises graduates to avoid becoming enslaved by technology while wearing a tinfoil mortarboard with tinsel tassel
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(82)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Montreal lunch lady sparks international protest after punishing student for eating with a spoon
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(89)
 
(freerepublic)
 
 
 
Politcal Correctness runs for it's life as bill to ban words like 'Mom' and 'Dad' from textbooks passes another hurdle in California
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(787)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
A great disturbance was felt in the Fark on news that a NYC Education Department employee has been fired for visiting more than 50 web sites a day
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a vain attempt to win internet-based arguments, Bush is now calling the war on terror "World War III"
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(399)
 
(11Alive)
 
 
 
Cynthia McKinney's people: "How come Kennedy's not being investigated by the police? Did he have his button on?"
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(31)
 


Fri May 05, 2006
(AFP)
 
 
 
Court rules street preacher cannot use megaphone. Where's a "Mr. Microphone" when you need one?
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come on down: Bob Barker gives away $7 million for study of animal law
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rep. Patrick Kennedy to seek substance-abuse treatment. In other news, the Kennedy Center is to be retasked with a more Betty Ford Center mission
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(182)
 
(NWAnews.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas bill to ban smoking in cars where a child is present. Jumping creeks in souped-up Chargers while fleeing from local deputies still okay
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(52)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
China, apparently unconcerned about human rights violations and slave labor, warning citizens traveling abroad not to spit or slurp food so as not to give country bad name
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rearranging of deck chairs on the Hindenburg continues as CIA Director Porter Goss resigns
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(1086)
 
(Some Principal(ple))
 
 
 
School prohibits fifth-grader from singing song critical of Bush
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Kennedy blames crash on prescribed medications, forgets to reveal he is under the care of Dr. Cuervo, Dr. Guinness, Dr. Captain Morgan and Dr. Bushmills
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tony Blair follows Bush's lead yet again, starts his own cabinet shakeup
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(13)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Funny: Phony MySpace page makes fun of county councilwoman. Funnier: Councilwoman gets her panties in a wad over it. Fark.com: Phony page created by local newspaper columnist
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(66)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Democrats nervous about emerging bribery scandal. Campaign for '06 back to drawing board
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(102)
 


Thu May 04, 2006
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney's daughter slams Bush on gay rights
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(54)
 
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
London could have gay mayor
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(10)
 
(Some Bolshevik)
 
 
 
Play an American-hating communist pro wrestler in 1986, run for office in 2006
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro proves that communism can make you very rich -- personal fortune estimated at $900 million by Forbes
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney criticizes Russia for playing politics with oil and backsliding on democracy. Russia laughs so hard it shoots vodka out of its nose
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(27)
 
(Some Heckler)
 
 
 
Rummy's response to Atlanta speech hecklers: "I'm not in the intelligence business"
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(38)
 
(MM)
 
 
 
O'Reilly: "Six million people watch me every night." Ratings board: "Um, divide by three"
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
With Iran and Iraq under control, New Orleans back to normal, and the budget deficit under control, Congress tackles the tough issues and is preparing to vote on a constitutional amendment banning flag desecration
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel's new government is drawing up a blueprint for dividing the holy city of Jerusalem -- a once inconceivable notion -- that gives the Palestinians nearly all the Arab neighborhoods
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush is seriously pissed at Stephen Colbert. Truthiness hurts
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple who went to prison for saying WWI was a "rich man's war" finally pardoned
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(83)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Candidate's two voting-aged sons don't bother to cast ballots. Election ends in a tie
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(24)
 
(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
Howard Dean fires Democratic Party's gay-outreach chief for pointing out that the party takes gays for granted; will later give speech blaming Bush for this
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(748)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Colin Powell donates $1 million to policy-studies center, which will be advised by Tom Brokaw and Henry Kissinger
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(39)
 


Wed May 03, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democrats hate popular Democratic author because of her "lifestyle choice": She's a stay-at-home mom and housewife
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kenneth Starr to take on appeal of ruling that favored high school student who displayed "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner during Olympic torch relay
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(31)
 
(Chron.com)
 
 
 
Sudan makes concessions in Darfur. Behold the power of the Clooney
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(40)
 
(MetroNews)
 
 
 
What do Fox News and Al Jazeera have in common? The answer may surprise you
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(129)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP split on how to deal with energy crisis in the United States. They expect to reach agreement when the oil companies issue their talking points tomorrow. Justice Scalia expected to plan another hunting trip
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush and the Republicans to extend $70 billion in tax cuts. "Asinine" tag trumps "Obvious"
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(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"War Tapes," a movie shot by soldiers in Iraq shows America what war is really like in a nonpartisan way
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(50)
 
(stoptheaclu.com)
 
 
 
ACLU to defend the Westboro Baptist Church
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(692)
 


Tue May 02, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the country distracted by Iraq and skyrocketing prices on gas, Congress looks to quietly toss lobbying reform aside
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The mayor of Chocolate City announces new evacuation plan that relies on buses and trains because that worked so well in the past
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(136)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tens of businesses in Alabama affected by immigrant rights marches
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, 2006: "Affirmative action today, tomorrow and forever." George Wallace, 1963: "Segregation now, tomorrow and forever." And the politics of race goes on
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(18)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bush adamantly against singing the Star Bangled Banner in Spanish (except at his own inauguration, pendejo)
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"French Watergate" threatens to cause involuntary surrender of prime minister
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawmakers deal with voter anger over pork by doing as little as possible, paying more attention to wiping the BBQ sauce off their chins
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(28)
 
(kyw1060.com)
 
 
 
Secret Service loses court case and must turn over White House logs showing how often Jack Abramoff visited. Those damn judicial activists are at it again
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(159)
 


Mon May 01, 2006
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
"The blacked-out 27 pages involved financial assistance that the Saudi Arabian government may have provided to some of the Sept. 11 terrorists living in the United States"
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(55)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bush talking about Clinton in 2000: "Strategic Reserve should not be used as an attempt to drive down oil prices right before an election"
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush's chief of staff says Bush needs to "get our mojo back." Political analysts unsure if the mojo needs to be risin' like Jim Morrison, workin' like Muddy Waters, or just located and reinjected into Bush's body like Austin Powe
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico out of money. Too bad they don't have one of our magic printing presses that prints money out of thin air
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Social Security, Medicare to run out of money sooner. Baby Boomers seen laughing and yelling at kids to get off their lawns
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(180)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Our Glorious Decider is a comedy genius, Colbert merely a hack
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amtrak marks 35 years of critics calling for the passenger railroad to be dismantled
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(183)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Democrats dust off the minimum wage issue for 2006 and engage in a little populist class warfare
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Speaking "truthiness" to power
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(22)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Rep. Hostettler suggests that INS look into the hiring practices of businesses that are temporarily closing due to lack of workers on the day of the boycott
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(17)
 
(Daily KOS)
 
 
 
Transcript of Steven Colbert's White House dinner roast. Why do you hate America?
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(926)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Sen. Joe Biden recommends splitting Iraq into three seperate regions and bringing troops home by 2008
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Day Without Immigrants" expected to hit U.S. economy. U.S. farkers asked to pick up the submission chores usually done by the illegal immigrants farming the Internet
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(143)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British politician can't understand why people are criticizing him for bicycling to work. Maybe it has something to do with his shoes being chauffeured around behind him in a Lexus
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(7)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Former four-star general and chaiman of the joint chiefs, Colin Powell, warned the Bush Administration about troop levels before the Iraq invasion began. Careful Colin, they are looking for a scapegoat
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(30)
 

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