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Sun April 30, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republican plans wouldn't lower gasoline prices, would raise profit Democrat says
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(51)
 
(Cindy Sheehan)
 
 
 
Three-year anniversary of Operation Codpiece comin' up
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(36)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Richard Nixon's 1937 application to join the FBI, complete with Bureau comment about his "manly appearance." The Smoking Gun is there
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shi-ite Iran has been attacking Iraq
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(37)
 
(Iran Focus)
 
 
 
Iran claims nuclear project breakthrough with advanced centrifuges that will help speed uranium purification to levels required for a bomb. And of course by "bomb" I mean "peaceful alternative energy source"
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(229)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bush has challenged over 750 laws passed by Congress claiming executive privilege
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newsweek offers a look at the known unknowns of Iran, which differ from the unknown knowns, the known knowns, the known unknowns and the unknown unknowns
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(13)
 
(Editor and Publisher)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the new Republican sex scandal has been dubbed, drumroll please...Hookergate
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush lampoons self at press corps dinner. Apparently such a thing is possible
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the rhetoric being spouted about Iran right now sounds a whole lot like what was being spouted about Iraq four years ago, and we know how that turned out
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NY Democrats suddenly find morals. It seems that a Republican crashed a frat party and had fun
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(35)
 


Sat April 29, 2006
(ThrowawayyourTV)
 
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Stephen Colbert and his big balls question William Kristol about the PNAC
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says "the Right Wing doesn't smear" with a straight face
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(34)
 
(CNS News)
 
 
 
The United States has a cancer, and that cancer is illegal immigration
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas condemns this week's bombing in Egypt as a "criminal attack against all human values." Irony tag asplodes like a Palestinian riding a bus
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(78)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Radical Muslim groups distancing themselves from Al-Qaeda after latest bombings in Egypt
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vatican calling for boycott of "The DaVinci Code"
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(65)
 


Fri April 28, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republicans and the country as a whole have done better at recovering from Vietnam and Watergate than either Democrats or the press
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(68)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Who better to lead the Canadian government than a six-time Stanley Cup-winning goalie?
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New reason to hate Bush: U.S. economy grows at strongest rate in 2.5 years in first quarter
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Full bin Laden message posted. Apparently, he orders the death of some Dutch cartoonists. Whatever that means
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(285)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I found it quite amazing that despite widespread recognition of the lobby's influence, no one could write about it and get it published in the United States"
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexican politician poses in a semi-transparent negligee, bra and panties. Pray that American politicians do not follow her lead
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
A new version of the national anthem in Spanish soon to debut at soccer games across the U.S. Rumored to not be the "Jose Can You See" version
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(851)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT apologizes for the Sino-Japanese war of 1894-1895
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(81)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Now that gas is below a dollar and there is no more terrorism, Tennessee makes sale of second-hand mattresses as brand new illegal with a stiff $50 fine
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(11)
 
(Some Polling Report)
 
 
 
John McCain is currently beating Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election
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(121)
 
(KOS)
 
 
 
Noted yellow tabloid, The Wall Street Journal, breaks story of GOP prostitution ring in the Watergate Hotel. Odds of Democrats not also being involved: Zero
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(469)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Noted liberal moonbat, Pat Buchanan, calls for impeachment of Bush
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(74)
 
(Some SUV Driver)
 
 
 
Average per-gallon profit for Exxon: 10 cents. Average per-gallon tax: 50 cents. Where's the liberal outrage?
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(378)
 
(Ashland City Times)
 
 
 
The liberal country music establishment in "Nashville and New York" is trying to push the Dixie Chicks on the public, but patriotic Bush-loving true Americans should continue to boycott those unpatriotic bitches
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Press corps finally able to get Fox News replaced by CNN on Air Force One televisions. Now instead of slanted political views, press corps can watch irrelevant discussions on how to pronounce "Wisconsin"
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush visits storm-ravaged Gulf Coast... again. No progress, but they did save a couple of puppies. Bush sets contingency plan in motion, names one Checkers
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(5)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bush: Okay, if I couldn't sell our port administration to Dubai, how about selling them our military-vehicle manufacturing plants?
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(100)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Turns out that Britain's Deputy PM's mistress is a total slapper
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(6)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
Of the GOP congressmen who signed the "Contract with America" which pledged to limit congressional terms to 12 years maximum, 30 are seeking reelection. When did they sign the contract? 1994
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert leaves press conference in a hydrogen-cell vehicle to emphasize the need for alternative energy research. He's then caught a few blocks away leaving it to get into his huge gas-guzzling SUV
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If we could slap corporate logos on politicians, like NASCAR drivers do with their cars, we could get to the bottom of where they really stand on the issues
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(16)
 


Thu April 27, 2006
(Moderate Voice)
 
 
 
Oil executives march in support of Rumsfeld, and by march we mean ride in limos
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Clooney says we need to save Darfur. Drop everything and get to work on that. Who knew things were bad enough over there for Mr. Clooney to intervene?
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(321)
 
(Mediaweek)
 
 
 
Air America to go off the air in NYC. Station's listener not taking it too well
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(43)
 
(The Home of Uncommon Sense)
 
 
 
Legislative Democrats refuse to work on day of walk out, but still want to collect per-diem
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(236)
 
(WorldTribune)
 
 
 
Qatar Energy Minister says the price of oil would drop $15 if politicians would just shut their pie holes
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(100)
 
(Mediamatters.org)
 
 
 
Another Ann Coulter gem: "[B]efore we knew Gore was clinically insane," he "seemed kind of gay"
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seeking re-election for the 8th time, Bob Byrd introduces a school prayer amendment for the 8th time
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What do the mafia and the GOP have in common? They both don't want Giuliani to become president
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(36)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review blasts retired generals for speaking out against the Magnificent Leader™
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(78)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Before election: Politicians coming up with plans like $100 gas-rebate checks or 60-day gas-tax holiday. After elections: Dear taxpayers, suck it
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(283)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a case of life imitating "The Daily Show," woman fights school's tolerance policy because it infringes on her right to be homophobic
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran takes delivery of nuclear-capable missles from North Korea. Has sufficient range to hit Europe. But don't worry, they're only for peaceful civillian purposes
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(717)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Somebody ought to tell Bill Frist that his pants are on fire
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia gubernatorial candidate resigns after admitting she changed the Wikipedia biography of her opponent to mention his son's DUI-related fatal accident. All hail the power of Wikipedia
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some simple steps in getting illegal immigration under control
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(37)
 


Wed April 26, 2006
(Asian Age)
 
 
 
Given enough time, Iran might solve itself
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Secret Service alertly thwarts a threat to Bill Clinton's life -- and golf game -- by shutting down a five-year-old girl's birthday party
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(144)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canada can't figure out if they're at war
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(195)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Arbitron says nobody's listening to Air America. Network spokesman says they're lying, just like Bush, Rush and anyone who thinks Michael Moore is fat
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FCC Chariman says parents controlling what their children watch on TV "isn't enough" in the fight against indency. Parental responsibility forced to surrender
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(74)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
St. John's city councilors pass legislation against swearing at each other, which is a shame, since Newfies have some of the most colourful curses on the planet
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(5)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. to reduce troop strength in Iraq by Election Day ERRRRRRR the end of the year
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush to ease gas problems by removing Clear Air regulations. Your dog wants an asthma inhaler
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(83)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
So, Iran was like, Dude, if you attack me, I'll retaliate twice as hard. And the U.S. was like, No way, we'll retaliate plus one. And Iran was like, uh-uhh
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(479)
 
(Editor & Publisher)
 
 
 
"Ironically, the same media that criticizes the U.S. for sending too few troops to stabilize Iraq send too few reporters to cover much more than the dramatic bombings around Baghdad"
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(291)
 
(Think Spain)
 
 
 
Spanish Socialist Party introducing a bill to give apes the same rights as man. Charleton Heston heard shouting "You maniacs"
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(143)
 
(Rolling Stone Magazine)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder interviewed by Rolling Stoned magazine; equates Bush Administration's actions to "solo record" in terrible analogy
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fox News radio host Tony Snow chosen as new White House press secretary. Job description largely unchanged
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(544)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK Home Office in trouble for losing over 1000 foreign prisoners, thus providing excellent cover for the Deputy Prime Minister, John "Two Slags" Prescott, to let slip news of his affair
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(187)
 
(hammeroftruth.com)
 
 
 
Libertarian Party nominee Loretta Nall is the only candidate for governor in Alabama who publicly admits she does not wear panties. She is also the founder of the U.S. Marijuana Party
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has already positioned itself to become an ecomomic superpower. Are these the first steps to becoming a military superpower?
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Convicted killer appeals lethal-injection sentence on grounds it is a violation of his civil rights. God seen cracking knuckles, waiting to discuss civil-rights violations
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(35)
 


Tue April 25, 2006
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Gym instructor makes fun of Bush during workout only to find out Jenna was in the same class
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(64)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Hampshire prepares to opt out of the national ID system
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(31)
 
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
If Scott McClellan's replacement was an IM bot... "Amusing" tag used because "Scary" tag can't comment on that
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran plans to share their nuclear technology with any country that doesn't rhyme with "Shmisrael"
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(158)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Katherine Harris explains $2800 dinner with defense contractor by saying he bought several bottles of wine and took them home uncorked. Because that is what people do at swanky restaurants
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(31)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Booting bosses for Chicago's revenue department have enough parking tickets to have their own vehicles booted
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(6)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Ill.) creates foundation. Foundation gets $1 million grant from AT&T. Rush sponsers bill favoring AT&T. The circle of graft is complete
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(23)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Senator Kit Bond (R-MO), together with Briggs & Stratton, keep America polluting. In other news, money buys legislation
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Citing Saddam's sucess, Iran threatens to also hide their WMD
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(621)
 
(WSJ via Rawstory)
 
 
 
Jealous of all the investigations into illegal activities of Republicans, 12-term House Democrat Alan Mollohan gets probed by the FBI. Lets probe them all
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(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush demands answers about rising gas prices. Specifically, he wants to know why no one tipped him off in time to profit from it
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Smithsonian unveils official portrait of Bill Clinton. Painting captures him during rare moment of his presidency when he had his pants on. (With pic)
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(285)
 


Mon April 24, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexican election race could swing on which candidate possesses the biggest junk
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bush makes a frowny face because the Rolling Stones stole his hotel room. The Sun is there
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two anonymous sources tell Associated Press that the government is taking steps to stop all leaks to the press
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(84)
 
(infoshop)
 
 
 
Three signs that your superpower is becoming a cheap rip-off of the Soviet Union
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Foxes announce plans for investigation of henhouse guards
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just when you thought political bickering couldn't get any sillier, Republican teams pull out of the Congressional Softball League because the Democrats run the league like socialists. (Second story down)
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(134)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Saddam expected to be found guilty by early August
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Army Corps says New Orleans levees are not ready for hurricane season. What could possibly go wrong? Okay, besides what has gone wrong before
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(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"American newspapers are like American car companies: Market dominance made them lazy and uninterested in their customer base, and a lot of that base slowly melted away"
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iraqis respond to new permanent leaders by killing each other and blowing shiat up
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(132)
 

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