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Sun April 02, 2006
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(DMN)
 
 
 
Conservative Christians upset that GOP hasn't forced their religous views into the constitution yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Frist wants vote on immigration bill this week. Does not rule out amnesty for illegal aliens; does rule out amnesty for cats at animal shelters
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(31)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Latin America gets volume discount on leftist anti-American leaders
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Bush chief of staff to face tough choices, such as: agree with Bush or keep his job
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Free speech" bookstore refuses to carry book by progressive author condemning religious whackos who oppress gays and lesbians: "We don't sell books by fascists." Common sense surrenders
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"The typical pattern in American history is that when things are going well, we welcome immigrants, When they're going badly, we tell them to stay away."
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(13)
 
(Post-Chronicle)
 
 
 
50 reasons Jimmy Carter is still worse than Bill Clinton. Among them: "Clinton has not yet undermined America sufficiently to be awarded a Nobel Prize"
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(47)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tenneessee emergency management agency hires incarcerated felon to run purchasing. What could possibly go wrong?
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rice, Straw in surprise Iraq visit. Franks, Beans unavailable for comment
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tomato farmers not Lovin' It
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(15)
 
(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
Iran to respond to U.S. strike with global terror
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(731)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One if by land, two if by the Rio Grande. The return of the Minutemen
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Waving the American flag banned at Colorado high school. Burning still considered to be expression of free speech
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(18)
 


Sat April 01, 2006
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Gale Norton brags that U.S. gained wetlands for first time in fifty years under her tenure; fails to mention she changed definition of "wetland" to include any old hole in the ground
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice says she looks forward to the day when the United States can shut down its prison camp at Guantanamo Bay. Who is this woman and what have they done to the Secretary of State
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's global warming panic attack is...*shakes magic 8 ball* 'Antarctic warming'
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Department of Justice and White House counsel looking at the possiblity of a "continuity presidency," in which Bush might remain president a little bit longer than second term due to terrorism threats
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Condi Rice takes back her "thousands" of errors comment. Bonus: In second paragraph, CNN calls reporters two-faced
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran tests new multi-warhead missile that's invisible to radar. What could possibly go wrong?
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(22)
 
(Energy Bulletin)
 
 
 
Bush regrets global warming, energy policy decisions. Who is this guy and what has he done with the president?
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(40)
 


Fri March 31, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney was inappropriately stopped at checkpoint for "being in Congress while black"
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(124)
 
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Local government leader posts naked photo of himself on Web (safe for work)
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(50)
 
(MM)
 
 
 
New study reveals conservative guests outnumber liberal guests three to one on Fox's "fair and balanced" Hannity & Colmes show. "Obvious" tag struts around like it owns the place
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(47)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bill Frist's leadership labelled as ineffectual and self-serving. Should be a shoe in for president
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(21)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan's 1986 illegal alien amnesty: Three million. George W. Bush's proposed 2006 amnesty: 12 million. Inevitable 2026 amnesty: 48 million
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(131)
 
(newswithviews.com)
 
 
 
College professor writes, "We have got to eliminate the gringo, and what I mean by that is if the worst comes to the worst, we have got to kill him"
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fake email topples Japan opposition party. Must have fallen for the old' "I am a Nigerian businessman" letter
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rice denies that U.S. is the world's jailer. Tells everyone to ignore the 2.5-million people in U.S. prisons; says GITMO is actually a Six Flags
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(23)
 
(WIBC.com)
 
 
 
Kofi Annan grows a pair, tells UN to quit writing so many dang reports and do something
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Voting Rights Act of 1965 expires in a few months. Trent Lott, Tom DeLay spotted dancing in the pale moonlight with Zombie Strom Thurmond
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(53)
 
(Infowars)
 
 
 
Conspiracy nuts go to Venezuela to ask Hugo Chavez to investigate 9/11 attacks, creating a black hole of crazy that could engulf the entire western hemisphere
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(764)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
DeLay chief of staff Tony "the Fall Guy" Rudy pleads guilty in lobbyist corruption investigation
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(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexico won't use police to stop migrants. Captain Obvious shoots beer out his nose in a fit of laughter
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(207)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
NewsMax reports FBI foiled Muslim terrorists coming in from Mexico; floor-humping guy unimpressed
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(16)
 
(Mike S. Adams)
 
 
 
How to talk to an atheist (and you must)
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(260)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Venezuelan voting machine company will acquire an American voting machine company. What could possibly go wrong?
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(10)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
NYC to publicly release 9-1-1 emergency calls placed by victims of the World Trade Center attacks today
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(284)
 
(WKYT)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be budget season in Kentucky without one legislator calling some other legislators "neanderthals" in response to the education budget. In other news, no word on how the moonshine budget will go this year
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(3)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Saint Paul's smoking ban starts at midnight; another one bites the dust
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(809)
 


Thu March 30, 2006
(jroller.com)
 
 
 
Yearly cost per student in D.C. public schools: $16,344. Cost of a private education: Around $11,000. Number of D.C. public school students who can read proficiently: 12 percent. Your kid wants "Hooked on Phonics"
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(67)
 
(Chapel Hill News)
 
 
 
Bad: Terrorist drives rented SUV thru a college plaza. Worse: Happens to be Muslim. Fark.com: Terrorist whines that he wanted to use a gun instead
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(276)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House Chief of Staff Bolten wants Treasury Secretary Snow replaced. No talent assclown apparently wants less informing and less licky boom boom down at the Treasury
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(40)
 
(CJR Daily)
 
 
 
Listen as radio host Hugh Hewitt tries to convince Time magazine's Michael Ware -- who's been an embedded reporter in every battle of the Iraq war save for two -- that his cushy studio in NYC is just as perilous as the frontlines of Iraq
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(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That ABC exec who said Bush makes him "sick" also said they shouldn't book Madeleine Albright on "Good Morning America" because she has "Jew shame"
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(128)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Senators say they can police themselves; slams door as sounds of empty cans hitting the floor and giggles break out behind them
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(13)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The war on Christianity continues as atheist want road side crosses remembering police officers who have died in the line of duty removed. Tom DeLay: "See, I told you so"
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(219)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston officials protest law preventing them from browsing the federal gun database unless they are investigating a crime
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(7)
 
(WYFF)
 
 
 
South Carolina's lt. governor is now walking to work, as a form of apology after being caught speeding twice and not being ticketed
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(54)
 
(WIBC.com)
 
 
 
Houstonians surprised to find that taking in 200,000 homeless results in increased crime and strain on social services
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(10)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Windbags pass bill to monitor themselves, surprisingly with no legal controlling authority
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(4)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"The dogs purportedly support such positions as lower real estate taxes and decreasing turnpike tolls, but some seem distracted."
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(3)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
FYI: The media has a double standard when it comes to religion. Difficulty: Article hosted by NewsMax. Floor-humping guy unavailable for comment
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(26)
 
(TheIndyChannel.com)
 
 
 
Bush has vowed not to wear a Speedo on his trip to Cancun
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(198)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro-dope political candidate who showed up at Parliament Hill and offered to share his considerable stash with honourable members convicted of possession for purpose of trafficking. Party's over, Canada
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(9)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Image finally released of Scalia's "Vaffanculo" gesture
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(241)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Principal, students protest new immigration law by flying Mexican flags. The same country they don't want to be sent back to
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
UN to Iran: "Gee, ummm, if you wouldn't mind, could you, like, stop enriching uranium. If not we'll, well, we might do something. Maybe." Iran to UN: "Die in a fire"
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(212)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County election error results in wrong person being named winner. No, not in 2000. Yesterday
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(31)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When announcing your run for Congress, do you: A) Outline differences between you and your opponent? B) Criticize your opponent's record? Or (C) call your opponent smart and say that your district needs a noisier and dumber representative?
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(23)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old in hot water after sending threatening emails to the City of Florence and Bush
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House sources reveal Cheney under suicide watch and a White House in chaos, according to some guy who just made all this stuff up
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The UN takes a stand. Just kidding, they gave a statement about Iran's nuclear plans. That's right, a statement. It wasn't even a resolution, because, you know, people might want those enforced
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schoolkids set up company, import torture weapons, present them to government minister to show how easily it can be done. Will find WMDs for extra credit
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(50)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
South Carolina Senate has given preliminary approval towards death penalty sentences for repeated child rapists
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(356)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice: "Hey, let's check out that mosque." Muslims: "Suck it"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate who posted fake picture of Baghdad on his website to show how calm and stable it is replaces it with an actual picture of Baghdad. Unfortunately for him the building in the center of the new picture has since been blown up
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(79)
 


Wed March 29, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats attack Republicans as having no National Security plan. Release plan with no details which is attacked by Republicans. American public seen banging head against a table
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(309)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hamas on the Israeli election: "Who cares, they all hate us and must die"
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman says "first priority is to secure the nation's borders." Never mind that ballooning deficit or that little war in the Middle East. Still no cure for cancer
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(24)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scalia attempts to disprove obscene gesture with pissy letter to the press. Succeeds in proving that he is a petulant man-child
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(154)
 
(Tapscott's Copy Desk)
 
 
 
Senators propose amendment to ethics-reform bill that would require public identification of all recipients of taxpayer money. Praised by both parties, passes Senate by unanim... naw, I'm just yanking your chain, they just killed it without a vote
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cesar Chavez' granddaughter running for assembly in California. Viva La Huelga
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UN to Iran: "Now stop your nuke program, or I will taunt you a second time"
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(206)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
How the media sees things: Minutemen protecting the border = "racism." Illegal aliens with signs reading "CHICANO POWER" and "BROWN IS BEAUTIFUL" = "Peaceful protests"
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(81)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Fresh from a secret cabinet meeting, and while security holds the media at bay, Canadian PM Harper urges Canadians to "flood their MPs with demands for the kinds of change they want to see in government"
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas formally assumes power. Canada immediately announces it will suspend shipments of poutine and Tim Hortons coffee
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(8)
 
(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Former president Bill Clinton part of group seeking to buy the Philadelphia Inquirer. Look for Inquirer's new feature, Page 3: Ladies Who Gots No Clothes On
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(36)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Afghan parliament issues written demand that Christian not be allowed to leave Afghanistan. Hooray for democracy
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(217)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Right-wing transgender pundit Ann Coulter given 30 days to explain why she broke election laws by voting in wrong precinct
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(132)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Democrat wins New Jersey governorship on platform of providing tax rebates; six months later, wants to raise taxes by $1.5 billion. Never mind
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For your amusement, a random list of Republican sex scandals
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(84)
 
(Opinion Journal)
 
 
 
Iran's mullahs believe they'll once again see Americans fleeing in helicopters once that bastard Bush is finally out of office
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
ACLU wins court fight to release remaining Abu Ghraib photos. Now the Shi'ite will really hit the fan
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(134)
 
(Some Pissed Off Family)
 
 
 
What seems to be pissing off the Family Policy Network today? The utterance of the S-word during a NASCAR race on Fox
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Minutemen to start patrolling Canadian border, presumably to stop refugees fleeing intolerable secular humanist conditions in Canada
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(13)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat Online)
 
 
 
In an effort to instantly solve most of state's problems, Florida legislature considers "Guns at Work" bill
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(10)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
According to survey, three percent of Canadians view relationship with U.S. as "openly hostile and unfriendly"
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vermont legislators plan to use obscure Jefferson rule to impeach Bush
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them
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(490)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full text of the RNC memo to Congressional Republicans. "We are now brand W. Republicans"
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate puts photo on website he claims he took in Baghdad to show how calm and stable it is. Turns out the pic is from another country. The truthiness is out there
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Abramoff faces sentencing for fraud today. Dimes to start dropping like flies
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(10)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Arab world warns against unilateral moves, prefers the electric slide
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(7)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
White supremacist sues state because nobody wanted to accept $100 from him to run for Congress, also seeks money due to "loss of self-esteem, humiliation, emotional injuries, and loss of enjoyment of life"
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politicians don't trust the media; the media don't trust politicians; the public don't trust either of them. And that's the ciiiiircle of liiiife
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(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush, a supporter of intelligent design, wants schools to face consequences for falling short in science
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(24)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Bush appoints Bolten as new Chief of Staff, says the deciding factor was "Time, Love & Tenderness"
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(7)
 
(wftv)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved, Florida legislature in heated argument over what the state pie should be
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush says he may not meet with Nigerian president over missing Liberian warlord dictator Charles Taylor. Twenty-four hours later, suddenly Charles Taylor is captured, extradicted back to Liberia
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For all you nattering nabobs of negativism out there who are always saying the United Nations is useless: Security Council is "very close" to issuing a new statement asking Iran to possibly think about rethinking its nuclear program
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(28)
 


Tue March 28, 2006
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco set to ban smoking at bus stops, also considering banning smoking at golf courses. Said to be considering ban on the word "smoking"
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(315)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
France: Invade our country, kill our citizens, steal or destroy our historical artifacts, enslave our women, we're good. But making it easier to fire the cook at Le McDonald's? Now we fight
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do you do if you fear the SCOTUS may not decide things your way? Well if you are two senators, you just make up a conversation that never occurred and stick it in the Congressional record as if it did
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Threat from Islam greater than threat from Nazis or Communism. Where is your Godwin now?
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(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Election officials run quarter-page ad proclaiming "Today is election day" the day before the election
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Senator McCain wants to offer illegal aliens earned citizenship, not amnesty. Agents J. and K. warn to brace for intergalactic war
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kadima party on the verge of winning most seats in Israeli elections. Post-election victory party to feature "Sharon Unplugged"
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(73)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Legal immigrants believe illegals help the U.S. economy, obviously by allowing further subcontracting opportunities. Now, cállense puta y vuélvan a trabajar
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(40)
 
(TPM)
 
 
 
McCain, having previously referred to Jerry Falwell as an "agent of intolerance," to deliver commencement address at Liberty U.
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(46)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
If Mexican journalists were flooding into the United States and taking jobs as reporters and editors at half the pay, maybe the media would understand why "taking jobs that Americans don't want" is BS
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(196)
 
(Some far left smear merchant)
 
 
 
Only come from Fox News: Cal Thomas calls an upcoming film about anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan "a liberal porno film"
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(81)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
You'll take Tom Delay's guns when you pry them from his cold, dead fingers -- or you could just serve him with a felony indictment
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(18)
 
(Daily Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
Philadelphia wants to regulate guns to prevent gun homicides. Because all they need is a couple more laws and that will work
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out Scalia didn't "flip the bird." He used a gesture which means the same thing in Italian. Which makes it okay, of course
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(112)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant: I wouldn't mind being Jewish, wear a little bag of gold around my neck
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(21)
 
(HuffingtonPost.com)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin on Bill O'Reilly, "He is telegenic in ways that most network anchors and cable hosts can only dream of...and has an abundance of those simple skills that make for what used to be called 'Great Television."
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(15)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
State senator welcomes new colleague to the senate floor by offering her a drive down a country road to prove if she's a real blonde
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(211)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe Sudan wasn't the best choice to host the Arab League summit
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(26)
 
(Crooks and Liars)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to Sean Hannity: "Why would I want to come on the show with a no-talent, former-construction-worker hack like you?"
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House to Senate: "Let's make illegal immigrants into felons." Senate to House: "Die in a fire"
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(323)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton may still be waiting for a ride from the airport after his chauffeur is picked up by INS as an illegal immigrant
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Katherine Harris campaigns in Kissimmee -- check out the third guy back on the right
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(55)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia flips the finger in church. God not amused, here comes the karma
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(229)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez says he will conquer America with a bow and poison arrow. Because everyone knows that works better than napalm
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(250)
 
(Venice Florida)
 
 
 
Behold the power of Fark: Nine days after getting embarrassingly farked, mayor calls it quits
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(34)
 
(Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Bush signs bill that was only passed by the Senate. Claims it's law and that everyone should just STFU and GBTW
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(AP)
 
 
 
Who is that critcizing the U.S. government for communicating poorly? If, in a fit of silliness, you guessed Donald Rumsfeld, you are correct
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian prime minister says the whole thing about communists eating babies was a misunderstanding. They boil them
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(42)
 
(Some California Farker)
 
 
 
County supervisor's chief of staff calls colleagues "whores" in county turf war. Your tax dollars at work
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(3)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to begin hearing medical marijuana arguments again, warns that if "William Randolph Hurst" or "the many uses of hemp" come up, all bets are off
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(335)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says she's not running for president, but has a campaign staff four times the size of potential candidates such as John McCain
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In about two years, national debt clock will overflow because it can't display tens of trillions
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas is ready to discuss with mediators exactly how they plan to eliminate Israel
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(41)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
"Could the Roman Catholic Church's sex abuse crisis be tied to embedded Satanic and occultic imagery in its artwork - some of it hundreds of years old?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ukrainian parliamentary showdown comes down to the new guy, some sorta-hot woman, and that guy who got poisoned last year
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
John Kerry hates celery and Teresa Heinz is still a wench
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Evangelical teens protest against "virtue terrorism" in San Francisco. "Instead of porn, show us Godly relationships"
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(Raw Story)
 
 
 
New York Times article reveals secret 2003 memo which confirms Bush considered flying a spy plane over Iraq painted in UN colors to goad Saddam Hussein into firing on it, therefore assuring the UN would back an invasion of Iraq
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(CHB)
 
 
 
"We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her,'" says Anne Manning, a married woman who had an affair with former GOP Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. EEEWWWWW
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Battle begins to overturn S. Dakota abortion law. From here, young Skywalker, you will witness the destruction of your friends and the end to your rebellion. Oh, I'm afraid the new SCOTUS will be quite operational when your case arrives
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