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Sun May 29, 2016
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Twenty-two years after California passed Proposition 187, how has the GOP fared?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Cameron is "too rich" to care about immigrants
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A closer look at people at a Trump rally in Fresno: Hispanic folks voting for Trump, white derpers, Brown berets, and cops that are actually cool with protesters
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"My point is this: don't throw your vote away because your ego and your "personal brand" says you've got to Feel the [fill in the blank thing that sounds great but will not lead to the Democrats actually winning the presidency in November 2016]"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Politician says students shouldn't recite the Declaration of Independence because it was "conceived in time of slavery"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Lost Treasure of Eris has been found, and now you can download your own copy of it. Do it before you are replaced by a cabbage and start supporting Trump
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"After latest email revelations and endless dishonesty, it's time for Hillary Clinton to drop out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bob Dole thinks Trump/Gingrich is a great idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I went to interview Roy Cohn for Playboy; we wound up at dinner together. Imagine my surprise when I was seated next to Donald Trump and Estee Lauder was within earshot"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"[As] at many of [Sanders'] outdoor events in California, a slightly pungent pot aroma wafted through the air"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The curfew laws implemented over the last twenty years are... get ready for a shock... they are racist. So, another law designed to lock up black people? This is my shocked face
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's opinion inexplicably still considered news
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News article claims that Hispanics are increasingly voting for Trump, uses Fox poll to back up their claims. All Fox workers are instructed to eat taco salads to support Trump. Hispanics just love people who hate them, don't ya know
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perpetual sad clown Robert Reich says it's time for "Clinton and Sanders supporters to swallow some tough medicine." And that medicine is HILLARY '16
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands that any person who might back Clinton be removed by convention planning committees and replaced with his people. Also that any delegate pledged to Clinton be assigned to Sanders and any vote for Clinton be changed to Sanders
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Head of the CDC begging donors for money to fight Zika because Congress can't do its job
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Libertarian "dream ticket" in jeopardy after their VP hopeful Bill Weld called Libertarians unattractive
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.S. to cease shipments of DC movies to Saudi Arabia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBA player fatally shot after entering (or kicking open the door of) the wrong apartment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans propose that men be allowed to "lightly beat" their wives if they defy their husband, refuse sex, or refuse to bathe after sex or their period
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Libtards, staying classy, as usual
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump continues to love the ladies as he refers to their pregnancies as an inconvenience to business owners, unless you're a billionaire, then it's no big deal. Man of the people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biggest skeptics of the tightening presidential polls? The pollsters
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(Bahamas 242)
 
 
 
If you stonewall appointments long enough, they look after themselves
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Future Bob Dole Bernie Sanders goes on Real Time to talk about Donald Trump's chickening out of the debate and his sudden flip-flopping on superdelegates
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(Manquehue Institute)
 
 
 
Twitter users hatch hilarious #ChickenTrump tag: 'Make America Cluck Again'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
An interview with a 22 year-old who wants to make America great again
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Donald Trump finally looks like he's in control of his campaign's finances
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign stumbles badly this week as it seeks to become the hugest, most glorious campaign ever
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump would like to avoid bringing up the Clintons' "marital problems," but he just can't help himself
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Yes President Obama, nuking the Japanese in WW II was necessary... sorry about your so-called guilt
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Attention Canada. The fifth seal has been opened
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
FoxNews is now producing Trump propaganda worthy of North Korean state TV
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The only things worse than secret laws enforced by secret courts are the secret provisions in the secret bills that have yet to become secret laws
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If Congress was in school, it'd be held back a year
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Disney CEO gives Bernie Sanders a big ol' mug of STFU
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There will be something open when the Republican National Convention is going on - 200 jail beds
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas not properly funding poor schools. Or any school, for that matter
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Fri May 27, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
The end is nigh as FoxNews finally loses RedState - over the Trump family interview
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Who would have thought NORTH Carolina would be the state to lead the fight in the Second War of Northern Aggression?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump declares to Fresno that the California drought doesn't exist. THERE, FIXED IT
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brexit would send Germany into dire financial chaos
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yertle says he'll have a system of checks and balances in place to make sure Trump doesn't do anything stupid as president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The state of American politics in one single phrase: "Donald Trump celebrated winning the Republican nomination with McDonald's on his private jet"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The debate between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders which was off again, then on again, is definitely off again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I know what I will be wearing for Halloween
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the bizarre conspiracy theories Donald Trump buys into--so far, there are fifty-eight, but the number will undoubtedly increase as the days go by
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC legal experts call for ethics probe of state legislatures shaking down businesses who oppose discrimination
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the Clinton scandals of the 90s
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(Sci-Tech Today)
 
 
 
Turns out, we don't pay attention to the hollow promises and platitudes politicians seduce us with; we only pay attention to the tone
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(US News)
 
 
 
US Senator and 5th Dimension imp Jeff Sessions open to being Trump's VP
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Outrage as church holds funeral for a person who repented of his sins
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Former Trump delegate admits he was naive to think America had "overcome prejudice against white supremacists." Um, what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal internationalists failed when they counted on globalism to produce peace, unlike the successful attempts of neoconservatives to prevent wars by spreading democracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clinton doubles down on lies about her private email server, because really what else can she do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's best buddy, Putin, successfully tests satellite destroying missile. Putin says he can't wait until November to use the missile for real as his best pal Trump takes office. BFFs forever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine bans bald Russian who likely had no plans to go there
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Little Marco is as big a hypocrite off the campaign trail as he is on
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Navy sailor complains about being prosecuted because the photos he took of the nuclear submarine engine room were not marked classified at the time that he took them
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's polling numbers have already begun to recede like his original hairline
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(Time)
 
 
 
Libertarian presidential favorite Gary Johnson caught spending over 70% of his campaign funds on his campaign consultant. "It's extremely troubling, we're supposed to be fiscally prudent"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
57 members of minority groups were killed by police as "Blue lives matter" bill is passed in Louisiana. And that was just on the way to Dunkin' Donuts
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton needs a VP that adds enthusiasm to her campaign. Replacing Hillary, sadly, was not an option
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"I would never misrepresent someone's point of view and I don't think I did by doing this"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bob Dole visited Jimmy Kimmel to discuss what it's like to be humiliated while running for president
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic senator Ron Wyden may have just found a very simple solution to the GOP's Trump problem
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's improbable rise is due to only one thing: The entire world is turning into one big professional wrestling stage
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
While performing eleventy gazillion abortions, Planned Parenthood experienced only dozens of emergencies
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Legalization of marijuana in California is on track to puff puff pass
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Douche endorses douche
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's energy plan explained in three simple words: "Drill, baby, drill"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven states sue Obama administration over transgender bathroom directive. Fortunately, Oklahoma, Alabama and Tennessee won't have to comply until they actually get indoor plumbing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only Obama could go to Japan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico predicts the demise of Salon, which has become nothing more than a hollow shell of Bernie Sanders nonsense
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
My God, they've moved up from landing strips, Stuart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls all poor people losers, gains ten points in the polls
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(Variety)
 
 
 
ABC, CBS, FOX News eager to televise the Thrilla' in Vanilla, the Rumble with the Dumbell, Bernie Vs Trump LIVE
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
50% of the population found to be engaged in 50% of the trolling on the Internet. Still only getting paid 70% of what the other half is getting paid for it
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(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Fort Peck Indian Reservation passes transgender bathroom laws, thoroughly disappointing tribeswoman "Born With Wang"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
When you are moving to impeach the director of the IRS for misconduct that happened when he wasn't even there, where do you get your evidence? If you're Issa, Chaffetz, and Gowdy, you get it from an open source website
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"If you walked aboard a cruise ship ... and saw a peroxided captain strutting the deck and hollering about his prowess as a navigator and how popular he is with his passengers, you would pick up your bags and head for the gangway" - Garrison Keillor
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Pepe came to sport a dank hairpiece
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has started his bid for Vice President
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently realizing just how badly he'd get massacred debating someone who can actually shout louder than him, Trump is trying to weasel out the debate with Sanders his people agreed to
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tim Eyman, with half of his ego-centric initiatives declared unconstitutional in the State of Washington, is going back to the voters. A true tax patriot indeed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, this is getting to be good
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Socialist Party guys to politician: "SELLOUT ZIONIST CAPITALIST MANIPULATIVE SCUM." Fark: The politician is Bernie Sanders
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vince Foster's sister: "Have you no shame, Trump?" Spoiler alert: No
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The truth is - everything I did was permitted and I went above and beyond what anybody could have expected in making sure if the State Department didn't capture something, I made a real effort to get it to them." FALSE
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's weaknesses overshadow Clinton's weaknesses. What? Affairs, bankruptcies, non-stop lying about everything is somehow worse than having emails on the wrong computer?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Proof that Trump cooked the books on several financial deals in order to avoid paying taxes on $50 million in transactions. With scanned documents, photos of signatures, etc. Donald to deny in 3....2
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign praises Reince Priebus for his leadership efforts
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
HuffPo: Islam really loved Trans people and they only turned on them when white people came down there...just ignore that every claim has no sources and the Koran specifically saying otherwise
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan had a phone call with Trump and said it was "productive," which is how doctors and nurses describe bowel movements
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House fails to pass energy bill because it's more important to discriminate against LGBT people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's got 99 problems, and at least 3 of them are specific biatches
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Gun owners are not idiots". Wait, Katie Couric, that needs some artistic license. "Gun owners are [dramatic pause] idiots". Yeah, much better
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Delusional comedian Ted Nugent claims that if you hate me, you hate America. Alright Ted, calm down, it's time for your medicine. It's OK, he just wants to make America hate
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Family Research Council fumes over amendment which would bar companies from firing employees for no reason other than being heterosexual
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits to being a big ole liar. Trump followers admit to not giving a damn, after all we Trump followers are big ole liars too and we lemmings are just looking for that cliff and we know Trump will lead us quickly to our sweet deaths
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Point at Nathan Myhrvold, but don't laugh, because he takes that personally
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's new house is feet away, JUST FEET AWAY, from the largest mosque in the Western Hemisphere. SEKRIT MUSLIN CONFIRMED
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now has 1,238 delegates supporting him and clinches the GOP nomination
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Another mishap with Obama's magical time machine causes senator Orrin Hatch to write an op-ed about his meeting with SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland hours before the actual meeting took place
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Sitting Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-eally not gonna believe this): "What's that shiat they be smoking over there"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post writes a scathing editorial on Hillary Clinton's email non-scandal. Which is surprising, given that they've all had their mouths clinging to Trump as if they were remora
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Question: When should you start paying attention to the national polls? Short answer: Never. Longer answer: No, really, never. Ever. Total rubbish. Completely worthless
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: A butterfly flaps its wings, a tsunami hits Japan. New Hotness: Hillary Clinton sends an email, counterterrorism ops are compromised in the Philippines
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Okay, so this primary season isn't going to be a total bust. We're gonna get a Trump/Sanders debate and it. Shall. Be. Glorious
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is attracting endorsements that should surprise precisely no one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Sanders wins California....haha, he could actually win California. And you thought the Republican race was the amusing one
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pregnant strippers can breathe easy knowing that the Toxic Substances Control Act reform is working its way to the President's desk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama: Donald Trump is so utterly imbecilic it's destabilizing international relations
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville judge okays the removal of a 70-foot-tall monument to racism
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is an incomprehensible moron
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor of Cleveland would like to hand out permits for protesting the GOP convention, preferably some time in August
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Set aside all your electoral maps, ignore all your data-mining and micro-targeting of voters, stop thinking this is like any other modern campaign. The truth is that we are looking at the dogfight of all dogfights for the next 165 days
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Well, shucks, we don't have any of those people, but let's make a policy against 'em anyway
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey where'd all those cash Dildonations go
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meet the Iowan Donald Trump turns to for 'Make America Great Again' gear. Ok Trump, we'll give you a pass on this one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders has returned to the Senate a more powerful man. Twisted, and evil. He's more politician than man, but he can wield unyielding power. His only weakness? Cats. Have you seen how he loves them so?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kasich reflects on his failed life during his boobies-campaign public appearance
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Obama will make major announcement before he leaves public office. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Stalin once again unanimously elected party leader. One wonders how Hitler reacted to this news
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators block Obama Administration rules making financial advisors put customers' interests first because the elderly don't really need retirement savings
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tried to cheat veterans out of money he had promised them. I guess he is ready for government work after all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You monster, you broke Tommy Chong's heart
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Former Canadian PM Stephen Harper expected to give up seat in Canada's parliament before the fall, presumably to avoid an extreme rules match with Justin Trudeau at Summerslam
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Yes, but I personally am a true independent and I voted for Sanders therefore this article is bunk. This has been a preview of the comments section
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
The media must decide if it's willing to follow this horse race all the way to the glue factory
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NBC apologizes for having created the Trump. Well it's too late now
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
All lying Democrats please line up behind Shillary after the State Department Inspector General finds she violated record-keeping rules with her emails. Line is to the left
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Take it easy poor MSNBC reporter, anyone can mix up Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton during a sex assault report
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Republican congressman explains why he's against a ban on selling guns to people on the terrorist watch list. "Like many liberal solutions, they are only skin deep"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"All smoke and mirrors," Decades old vote prevents Oklahoma turnpikes from ever being paid off
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Ten reasons why the original Ghostbusters are unlikely conservative heroes
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is fighting a never-ending war on accountability and the casualties are your tax dollars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clearly this author gets paid by the word because he could have just typed "Because you're an asshole" and gone to lunch
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Offscreen Hobbit Reince Priebus says the RNC won't go "full Trump"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mary Lou Brunner, the woman who believes President Obama to be a former gay prostitute, loses her bid to be the Republican candidate for the Texas State School Board. In other news, even East Texas has a limit to batshiat craziness
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Sweden tops the new EU Statistics on physical and sexual violence against women, sexual harassment and stalking. The conclusion is that the results are a consequence of Nordic alcohol culture"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, speaking in Detroit, says that Donald Trump is a "disaster waiting to happen." As opposed to Detroit, which is a disaster that is currently happening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama threatens martial law, disbanding of the senate, and appointing regional governors to maintain power after the election
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is "shocked" that the FBI would investigate him for illegal campaign contributions. Also, flabbergasted, astounded, thunderstruck, agog, agape, stupefied, bamboozled, and confounded. "I'm really surprised"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How's that minimum wage working out for everyone?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the NRA thought having a washed-up country musician in a ridiculous outfit spouting rambling threats would actually intimidate Iran. Let's watch, shall we?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So who should be Hilary Clinton's Vice Presidential pick? How about Mark Cuban?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Right on schedule, Paul Ryan bays those puppy-dog eyes and rolls over for Trump. Who's a good boy?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Why did Facebook cave in to Conservatives when they could find no evidence of bias?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Even Glenn Beck says Trump's "Vince Foster's murder conspiracy" is crazy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump caught in "The classiest, most luxurious" flip-flop that you little people will never get to feel on your feet
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Surprise Johnson might leave a mark on election. This is not a repeat from 1996
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mitt Romney, defeated Republican candidate. New hotness: Mitt Romney, defeated third-party candidate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren continues to give Donald Trump's tiny dick a huge kicking
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Iraq war was a mistake. Let's do it again
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters send death threats to employees of bar they think is owned by Democratic State Party Chair. She doesn't actually own it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Voters rank Clinton higher than Trump in just about every way in new Washington Post/ABC News poll, but more still plan to vote for Trump
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker asks the hair questions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Trump "I have the best X with Y, they love me" MadLib utter bullshiat is brought to you by 'Financial Relationships' and 'Large Banks and Wall Street firms'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dave's not here, man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine to the time when half of Hillary voters said they would not support Obama. A place where the comments are actually amusing to read
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you Berniebros head to the polls to vote yourself free stuff from your socialist benefactor, read the tale of two countries
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democrats, you bought the 'Crooked Hillary', lock, stock and barrel .....now live with it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Fear the Voting Dead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump? A comprehensive guide for confused Republicans
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary's disliked because people don't feel like they can have a beer with her. Didn't we try that method of choosing a president before?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Roberta Lange gets death threats from Sanders supporters for tweeting about baseball
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has caused a surge in voter registration. Among Democrats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Relations between America and Chechnya have never been worse, and John Oliver is solely to blame
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that Bernie is through, and has been for a month or two, Hillary's poll numbers should start going back up, right?
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Could Uber drive young people into the arms of the GOP? No
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new "Christian Policy adviser" believes he is one of God's prophets, claiming that he stopped a tsunami by himself and that AIDS is the result of "unnatural" sex
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Korea rejects Trump's offer to meet with Kim Jong Un, citing the ancient law that allows for only one egotistical dictator with a god complex in the country at a time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton - Jeb Bush of the left
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning people, victory is mine. Jane, fetch me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. We drink from the keg of glory
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sex book author has "Trump giving oral" tattooed on his thigh. Says he plans on one day becoming sober which will probably end his strange obsession with Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This Sanders guy, he's got this here secret here. He may lose, and he will, but when he loses he'll know that he could've beaten the snot out of Trump. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is a fracking saleswoman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary still can't explain why she should be president, and may now be the weakest prohibitive favorite ever to run for the presidency
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently loud mouthed braggart Trump does not appeal to Asian Americans. So, Asian Americans are not just good at math, they are good at recognizing a giant monster who just wants to lumber around and kill people
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The political establishment has provoked the ire of the political establishment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is now backing "a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot" for President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly suing his ex-wife for $10 million, saying she cheated on him during their marriage, can't explain that
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhhh, the Trump camp is quietly reaching out to Muslim and Middle Eastern communities in the U.S. for support. Okay now just stop laughing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From the "Grasping at Straws Dept" Evangelical leaders have convinced themselves that thrice-married, serial adulterer Donald Trump who has stated he has never asked Jesus for forgiveness, expresses his devout Christianity with a secret hand gesture
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC legislature to Charlotte: if you apologize for passing a law to protect LGBT rights we'll think about modifying HB2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depending on who you ask, the White House has or has not asked a survivor of the Bataan Death March, who bears a suspicious resemblance to Hank Hill's father, Cotton, to accompany him on his visit to Hiroshima
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews says the media is out of touch with most of the country. In other news, Chris Matthews actually said something both factual and intelligent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton:"I will not mention Donald Trump. Wait...I just did, didn't I? Goddammit"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kangaroo Holocaust narrowly averted in Austrian presidential election
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surely my husband's own vice-president will endorse me over that socialist. Uh, no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Where have you gone Jon Stewart? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you"...to crush Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS justices rule in favor of black death row defendant whose prosecutors deliberately excluded black jury members. Except for Thomas, of course
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look back at Alexander Hamilton's warning to voters in the 2016 presidential election. "Be wary of the internet, for Google can be a cruel mistress"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, with 52%, leads Donald Trump, who is at 56%
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My dungeons are simply the best, the most luxurious. I have all the best orcs
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veterans for Peace disbands after world peace achieved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's revisit Donald Trump's legendary mob ties
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh look, the media says this is a horse race. Quick pay attention to the pundits, pollsters, analysts, announcers, and nattering nabobs of network news
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump to Ben Carson: "You're fired"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, channeling his inner Bono by wearing sunglasses inside, says Donald Trump is "the worst and it's scary Republicans love him so much"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump can't be Hitler because our system will prevent that, right? Will Trump start arresting his enemies and declaring martial law if he were to become President? Ya know, the same stuff right wingers have accused Obama of for the last 8 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton divides by zero
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has done one thing right in 2016, he's made Barack Obama more and more popular. Thanks OTrumpa
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Most voters don't want to vote for either Clinton or Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The scandal no one in Washington is talking about". Except for conservative media outlets like Fox news and the NY Post, which have been covering 'Obama's Waterloo' for 7 years now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat Donald Trump is by mocking him relentlessly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like any great Socialist, Bernie Sanders is a little too good at spending other people's money
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