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Thu February 11, 2016
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Young politician delivers a masterclass in dressing down the opposition: "You're our first selfie PM, our first comedian PM - a derping, planking, rape-joking expert at getting us on late night American comedy shows"
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
South Korea fires economic missile at North Korea for its illegal rocket launch, hits China
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know when North Korea's next aggressive act will be? Check the British newspapers and a birthday calendar
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans: 'Your microcephalic Zika baby is a gift from God'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emboldened by his New Hampshire win, will the crotchety Sanders find new voters? Will Clinton get her groove back from the the self-admitted socialist? Find out tonight; it's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on PBS & CNN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz finally acknowledges that he's one ugly mofo
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There's a chance some GOP officials may have committed some...light treason...by trying to interfere with last month's Iran prisoner swap
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(187)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court tells KS legislature to keep trying on school finance
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(71)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blames Mitt Romney for SuperPAC attack
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(41)
 
(Hulu)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog sent to Iowa. For him to poop on
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP moves to stop another affront to freedom: Helmet laws for bikers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Boiled Peanuts and Beer" How Sanders wins South Carolina, destroys his taste buds
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(95)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Black Caucus PAC to endorse Clinton over some guy they've only heard about last year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America's top scientists: Is it too much to ask that we talk about climate change during at least one debate?
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(76)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to talk to your children about ..... Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post thinks Hillary needs a new slogan and is having a contest. Here's your chance to make a thoughtful contribution to political discourse. Or to share your best Farkism
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Parliament is ditching the vellum parchment it's used since 1264, in favor of cheaper and less-funky paper parchment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is erasing his past
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton loves black people. And black people love Hillary-or so it seems." Sounds like the intro to a "Behind the Music" segment....followed by...."and then it all fell apart"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP fears a split convention as it's becoming more and more clear that they either need to bite the pillow and accept Donald or realize that every other candidate is going to get at least one state and refuse to drop out
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Department of Environmental Quality: Governor, we have the lead testing results from the schools. Snyder: That's good. MDEQ: We're going to release them to the public. Snyder: That's bad
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Rabbi For Trump' still a rabbi, no longer for Trump
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders must be doing well, here's a hit piece on his wife
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Republican strategist: I fear Sanders more than Clinton." So the attacks on her over Sanders is because, what? A giant circlejerk you only get to do every four years?
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What the authors found is that all this aid money has simply let college administrators spend more and jack up tuition to pay for it, without hurting enrollment"
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(90)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, Texas lawmakers break laws. Why does Texas harbor so many criminal types?
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(24)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Uh, guys...we really didn't think it could happen, but...anyone have ideas about how we can stop Cruz and Trump? Because it's gotten really bad"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we go from the home office in Newark, New Jersey the twenty-five reasons why Chris Christie's campaign tanked quicker than an Old Country Buffet dessert line facing Christie
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(33)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
"You've got Fail"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... It's a Republican with a dildo (Totally not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders fuels capitalism, despite being a red man. "Actually, they got factories with little dolls named after me"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher blames Sarah Palin for Donald Trump's campaign: "She got the country used to someone on the level of a car show spokesmodel being presidential timber...Trump may be their savior, but [Palin] was the immaculate misconception"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News to Trump: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DONALD"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who is John Kasich? He's the man that's about to defund Planned Parenthood in Ohio
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(104)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's Erdogan accuses the US of supporting terrorists, and by "terrorists" he means any Kurd anywhere
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(44)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Vermin Supreme may not have won anything, but at least he received more votes than Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsay Graham, and Bobby Jindal
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(42)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Madeline Albright: "There's a special place in Hell for women who don't help each other." New Hampshire women: "Then, we'll see you in Hell"
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(319)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver slowly comes around, notes that Trump finished weak second in Iowa before crushing it in New Hampshire -- just like Mitt Romney in 2012. Cruz is on the Mike Huckabee / Rick Santorum career path, while Rubio is a bot
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Obama asks Congress for a new icebreaker. You'd think 'Hey, baby, I'm the President of the USA' would be good enough
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie gives up running for President for Lent (update: now it's official)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thanks to last night's primary results, we're one step closer to feeling the Bern AND the Berg
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich's 2nd place finish behind Trump in New Hampshires makes it clear that GOP voters want a a realistic down-to-earth campaign that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carly Fiorina aborts run for President
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
All male Utah State House committee to debate making tampons tax free. This will likely be one tax cut Republicans are against
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(136)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP establishment "confounded" by Trump win, as if they are not the same people who tried to put Sarah Palin one presidential heart attack away from controlling nukes
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Surprising: Ted Cruz's main national security advisor has a PhD. About as surprising as the plot twist in every M. Night Shyamalan movie since "The Sixth Sense": It's in art history and she has almost no national security experience
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says he won't repeat miscues from debate. And then he says that he won't repeat miscues from debate
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(52)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary defeats Bernie 38-60 in New Hampshire, earns more delegates
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine Governor LePage admits that his very thinly veiled dog whistle about stopping "out of state drug dealers impregnating Maine's white women" was indeed about black people. Could you at least pretend to be shocked?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are Wall Street execs who have been measuring the drapes in the Treasury Secretary's office in anticipation of a getting the nod from President Clinton, but thanks to Sanders, Cruz and Trump there's 0% chance of that no matter which party wins
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"South Carolina is gonna be a bloodbath" This is not a repeat from 1861-1865, though it sure feels like it at times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The relationship between the media and HRC explained. "You don't say you were blackmailed"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
In keeping with the freedom of religion, Arizona Legislature says prayer must invoke God. Where is your goddess now?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buried in a tiny font hyperlink under the colorful election graphic and the name Trump in five different articles: US sending more ground troops to Afghanistan
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
When you're Bernie Sanders and fresh off a victory in New Hampshire you don't go to Disney World, you go to meet with the right Rev. Al Sharpton over breakfast at the famed Sylvia's Restaurant in Harlem
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cheer up, Hillary Clinton supporters. Your candidate is about to get more money in the campaign coffers from a fundraiser held in Mexico City
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the question "Just who *is* Donald J. Trump?" CNN: Not just asking questions, but asking stupid questions
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(11)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Feel The Bern: Did anyone notice that Donald Trump is saying exactly the same thing as Bernie Sanders on drug price controls?
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(50)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rubio on reason for poor debate performance: I went into that debate in the hopes that Republicans didn't have to attack one another, everybody would hold hands and sing and puppies would fart rainbows
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment stares into the abyss, sees a hairpiece staring back at them. Six more years of crazy expected
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump pussy song
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Christie heads home to digest disappointing primary results, last night's buffet at Sizzler
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
70% Of Obama's Budget Is Writing Checks To Individuals
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
Video
 
Horrible mother records her son having a meltdown after she didn't vote for Hillary. We know she horrible because it's a vertical video
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(50)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders claims he's winning because he "aroused the electorate." Well then
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain points out a YUUUUGE problem to the current GOP candidates that using torture to get cooperation from our enemies is not only immoral, it was made illegal last year
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rubiot gives himself the "It's not you, it's me" speech after failing miserably in New Hampshire
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(78)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York newspapers call New Hampshire GOP voters "mindless zombies" for voting for Trump. Though if mindless GOP zombies crave brains, why wouldn't they vote for a candidate that has brains like...oh, right
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scores yuge win in New Hampshire primary, meaning there'll be hell toupee if the GOP tries to stop him now
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(237)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Begun, the Rubot Wars have
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the big takeaway from the 2016 presidential race? Everybody misses Obama
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(150)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hillary suffers sick Bern in New Hampshire
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(388)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The most-Googled candidate in New Hampshire? John Kasich. Specifically, the Google search was "WHO THE HELL IS JOHN KASICH?"
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. President, there are too many regulations nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot
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(61)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' wife steps in to defend Hillary Clinton, cause you know, there is a special place in hell for women who don't help women
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Will Hillary get shellacked? Will Rubio's campaign buy the farm? Will Trump trump the non-Trumps? And what's the deal with Kasich? THIS is your official NH Primary thread (Polls close at 7pm)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When United Health Group announced it was pulling out of the Obamacare health exchanges because of massive losses, many Obamacare critics saw it as proof the law was unworkable. Turns out, it was actually proof that UHG execs are incompetent
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
WV Republicans pushing new law that would make any crime legal if committed in the name of religion. Well that sounds like a great idea
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(133)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor gets Republicans to agree to new gun control legislation, in exchange for retaining concealed carry reciprocity with other states. Naturally, gun control groups are outraged by this
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(56)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican legislators did not pass a law that bans gay sex, but they did implement much needed protections for the state's chickens
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently repeating talking points excessively and chronic thirst aren't Marco Rubio's only weaknesses. It is also common knowledge among his friends, allies, and advisers that he has a penchant for cracking under the slightest pressure
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(93)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MD legislator votes on bill, gets immediately appointed to upper chamber, prepares to vote on bill again, creates constitutional crisis
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(104)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The most powerful voice for a new anti-poverty program is Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan?
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro-life editorialist insists that the Doritos Super Bowl baby ultrasound commercial shows that America is becoming more pro-life as opposed to just illustrating how Dads like being dicks and teasing their kids
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(79)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder protected from recall attempts by Spellcheck Board
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(56)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The US Senate unanimously confirms Rebecca Goodgame Ebinger as a federal judge for Iowa's Southern District where she will serve with Judge John P0wned Smith, and of course Chief Judge Leroy Jenkins
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about President Obama's budget beyond the fact that it will bankrupt America, destroy us all, end all employment, disarm our military, and surrender all our remaining holdings to China
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(116)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RubioBot receives unexpected query, defaults to standard messaging protocol again
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(151)
 
(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Ron Paul insists the most free market politician running for president today is Bernie Sanders. BERNIE SANDERS
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(59)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For such an anti-war candidate, Bernie sure loves to build stealth fighters
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(284)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House criticizes Superbowl ad, saying maybe instead of pushing a drug to reduce opioid-induced constipation the drug companies could stop hooking so many people on opioids in the first place, He also added: PuppymonkeyBaby? WTF was THAT about?
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(141)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
The Free State Project has finally reached 20,000 signatories, and now they're obliged to actually move to New Hampshire. Somebody get the popcorn
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well isn'the that nice: Rielle Hunter has forgiven herself, says she broke up with the disgraced John Edwards only last year and still 'loves him' - only now regrets hurting his terminally ill wife
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"NH should answer a lot of questions" like "Who am I? Why am I here?"
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Is Ben Carson really a brain surgeon, or do people just call him that sarcastically?"
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(139)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI has formally admitted that it is formally investigating the informal use of an email server by the former Secretary of State...formally
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(261)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
What Clinton said at Goldman Sachs: "It's so far from what she sounds like as a candidate now. It was like a rah-rah speech. She sounded more like a Goldman Sachs managing director"
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(327)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's crafty plan to end the career of Megyn Kelly has succeeded as she is the featured guest on Colbert's show
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(59)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage: So instead of doing the State of the State, I'll just send this insulting letter. That's good enough, right?
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(48)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, anti-abortionist David Daleiden's latest court defeat exposes how slimy the Center for Medical Progress is
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(79)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Iran to U.S. "Dollars? We don't need your stinking dollars"
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(47)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
All five of the states with the highest voter turnout voted Democrat in the 2012 election. Four of the five with the lowest voter turnout voted Republican
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(40)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
RubioBot's speechifying subroutines continue to malfunction, indicating a complete system wipe may be necessary
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sanders beats Clinton in NH
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: No presidential candidate since 1984 has been a Reagan Supporter. John McCain, "YOU LIE" Romneybot 2.0 could not be reached for comment
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal court to Texas: "Learn the Constitution, you biatches"
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(43)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump: "It's not me calling Ted a pussy, it's all these other people whose words I'm now repeating into a microphone in front of a large crowd who are calling Ted a pussy. And that's terrible"
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to a UMass Economist, under Sanders, income and jobs would soar and unlike Obama, Sanders will deliver ponies
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Not racist, but #1 with a guy so racist, he was infuriated when Harry Potter kissed Cho Chang
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(114)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush goes full RINO, says if elected president he'll eliminate the Citizens United decision, and also won't blame Obama for anything
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is up to his old (dirty) tricks again, proving once again that he's the 21st century's answer to Richard Nixon, only without the warmth and charm
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(142)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN commentator and self-described "personal friend" of Marco Rubio thinks he looks tired. Don't you think he looks tired?
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story: Hobby Lobby must file documents describing their birth-control exemption. The headline: JUDGE RULES HOBBY LOBBY HAS TO OFFER BIRTH CONTROL AND THE GOP IS PISSED
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(124)
 
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Texas state school board candidate: "Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs"
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(199)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(127)
 
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Showing that the only water they're worried about is water-based lube, Michigan legislature makes anal sex illegal
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(143)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Democratic Condescension and the Mythic Political Grown-up"
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(75)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sanders disowns the Berniebros: "anybody who is supporting me that is doing the sexist things - we don't want them"
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(220)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Hillary, do you get why young women are offended by Steinem and Albright's sexist comments?" Hillary: "Well good grief, we're getting offended by everything these days...people can't say anything without offending somebody"
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(327)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Millennials understand modern politics just fine, they've just moved on from the "f*ck you, I got mine" mentality that characterizes Boomers
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(209)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What to do if your kid is terrified by the GOP debates
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(59)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Some people had a problem with that Doritos "ultrasound" ad during the Super Bowl. FARK: NARAL Pro-Choice had a problem with it for "humanizing fetuses"
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(152)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Mexico won't pay a "single cent" for Donald Trump's "stupid wall"
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(137)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you are in power, as Treasury Secretary, you lend $25 billion to a troubled bank. When you leave the government you need lots of cash to start investing with. The bank returns the favor. This is something not taught in high school civics
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(79)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
GOP candidates reveal their pre-debate rituals. Which for Jeb Bush is mostly making sure the people in charge of the debate know that he's still running
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know who the overpaid, under-worked teachers that Republicans are always complaining about are
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(68)
 
(WQOW Eau Pair)
 
 
 
WI finally recognizes that the word "fire" does not modify any word in the second amendment
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(85)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton gives Sanders a super sick bern
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(525)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem realizes she said something really stupid and apologizes if you were offended and that's the media just twisting her words
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(101)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Steve King invent a new sport: Synchronized Bullsh*tting
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(48)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Hey, if this Republican thing doesn't work out, can Trump run for you guys? US Pirate Party: HAHAHAHAHA no
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz considers it immoral for women to want to fight for their country
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(175)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich jokes that, being sane, he'd be better off running as a Democrat. That's a good one, John
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(63)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Gloria Steinem's proclamation that women who support Bernie Sanders are only trying to please boys, Madeleine Albright says there's a "special place in hell" for women who don't support Hillary
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(303)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You'd think that Bernie Sanders could count on winning an Iowa precinct in which there was exactly one caucus-goer, and that person voted for him. You'd be wrong
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(160)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Apparently most Republicans have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show as Snopes is Forced to explain that a picture making the rounds of the internet is NOT Bernie Sanders and Wife at a gay pride parade in 1975, but Brad and Janet meeting Frank
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(336)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
66 reasons Hillary should be in jail
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(92)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans start to realize that there are candidates other than Trump that they can ask Google about
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters are rude to Hillary supporters, ace reporter Ric Romero is on the case
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(534)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
#ClownCarProblems
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(100)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"People cheered. Walker, a local woodcutter, kissed the cross, slid down the tree and fell backward into the snow." Just another day at the LaVoy Finicum Memorial site
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(183)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's college roommate took to Twitter to mock the politician and won the night
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas city saves time by throwing the entire government in jail
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China extends their ban of politicians having religious beliefs to include former officials. Hey, they might be on to something there
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(31)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
RoboRubio blows a circuit
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(235)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
According to Republicans, tree burning is carbon neutral
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(82)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
"It's stupid that my actor dad is the one who has to teach us not to be dumb." Well he helped kill Jaws and hung out with aliens, after all
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
Boobies
 
In today's episode of The Entire World Cringes, Vivid Entertainment offers Ted Cruz $1 million to star in a "teen tit" film and show off his sexual prowess
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(86)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Update your will. Step 2: Buy case of scotch. Step 3: Tune to ABC. It's how to watch the GOP debate tonight at 8PM Eastern
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(1772)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Donald J. Trump will never rebound from Iowa if he starts to act like a sore loser - a real, and potentially quite entertaining, possibility"
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(25)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Young women only support Bernie Sanders because they want attention from boys, said A) Donald Trump, B) Sarah Palin, or C) Gloria Steinem
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(172)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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(24)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Air Force reluctantly delays A-10's retirement to 2022 because it's just so good at killing people: "The Air Force's problem is the Warthog is purpose-built for loitering and it packs the closest thing to Doom's BFG we've ever stuck in a plane"
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(130)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So....what does 'Progressive' mean?
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Utah declares pornography a public health crisis. Many of his fellow conservatives are expected to join his cause in, say, five to ten minutes
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(62)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake quotes by founding fathers included in gun rights bill. Man, those were some good tacos
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(58)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meet the lone Democrat still hoping for a Biden run
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(41)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, errors found in the Iowa Democratic caucus vote count. Guess they've gotta flip a few more coins
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(170)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different - The 2016 Election Coloring book
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(20)
 
(Indy Week)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, the congressional district that the WSJ called "political pornography" has been ruled unconstitutional
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(126)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both have the potential to kill their respective political parties--and they're really close to making that a reality
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(439)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Popular Science tries to understand why politicians get the science wrong, eventually concludes that pandering to idiots appears to be the reason. I hope a lot of time and effort were not wasted in reaching this most obvious of conclusions
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bill requiring more physical activity for students in Virginia schools moves forward, slowly, gasping for air, asks if it can sit down for a minute to rest
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(29)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton endorses Bernie for President
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(264)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Flint is doing the impossible - getting Democrats and Republicans to agree
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(195)
 
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Science shows why Ted Cruz has such a punchable face
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(188)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Still mystified by how Trump got so popular? Just a take a look at his illustrious career in the WWE. It was all right in front of us the whole time
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(89)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The only politician worse at email than Hillary has been found
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Donald Trump still hasn't committed to the next Fox News debate because he's still terrified of her
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(87)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Free Healthcare, free college and now free tattoos. Man this Sanders campaign had everything
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Day-one, take away health coverage from 12 million Americans. It's a bold move, GOP. We'll see if it pays off
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(155)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's take a look back on Hillary's view on soft money in politics in 2002...oh lord...that is not good
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(84)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Jeb is 'excited' W is going to help put him out of his misery
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I'll look into it"
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(94)
 
(Some Gun Blog)
 
 
 
US FEDERAL APPEALS COURT OVERTURNS MARYLANDS ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN (well not really, they sent it back to the lower court to reconsider, but apparently you can't get a greenlight for strictly correct headlines). Boobies
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(257)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(397)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
If I knew my character would be important one day, I would've tried having some
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who exactly decided that Bernie Sanders was "the bouncer at Club Progressive"?
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(133)
 
(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Or, they could just wait 11 months
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(79)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
DAILY KOS: You should be outraged at the people that reported the Iowa coin toss stories
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(60)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Daily KOS: You should be outraged that the Iowa caucus was determined by 6 coin tosses
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Jeb is the nicest, wisest, most caring, loyal, disciplined...He's everything we need in a president" that's just among your sons though, right?
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(51)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Here's why Hillary Clinton's huge Goldman Sachs speaker fees matter
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(217)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz attacks Sean Penn for his half sister dying of a drug overdose and the "undocumented democrats" that are coming across the border. Sean Penn attacks back and calls him "generically funny"
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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(454)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Satan tricks Phoenix City Council into banning opening prayers
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: "No, judge. I'm begging you. Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial." Literal, exact quote. Literally
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(278)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Cruz's "TRUS-Ted" campaign slogan is more accurate than intended
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(87)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In news absolutely NO ONE could POSSIBLY have seen coming, researchers have found that since Texas defunded Planned Parenthood, use of long acting contraception has plummeted by 1/3 and live births that were paid for by Medicaid rose almost 27%
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(221)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Hillary shed a tear? Will Bernie cower in fear? Will people remember to watch this time? THIS is your Democratic Debate thread (Debate starts at 9pm)
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(1091)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is totes on board with fixing the Voting Rights Act but he'd rather keep his job
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(48)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(193)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former secretary of state found to have classified information on their personal email servers. Besides her
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(155)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts just doesn't understand why so many Americans think he and the other Supreme Court justices are nothing but political hacks
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(101)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Another debate is scheduled on FOX with Megyn Kelly as moderator. What will Trump's excuse be this time?
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(80)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders puts moderates on notice: "You can be a moderate. You can be a progressive. But you cannot be a moderate and a progressive"
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(426)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
7 ways the Iowa Caucus made pundits look hilariously out of touch with reality. #8 is Chris Matthews taking pride in finding the Iowa minority voter
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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(201)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
New FAA reauthorization bill would privatize air traffic control, following the model of third world hellholes like Canada
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson takes the scalpel and makes an incision to his campaign staff
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(50)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Paul Ryan honeymoon is officially over. the House Freedom Caucus -- which ousted Boehner -- wants Ryan to blow up the Boehner-Obama budget deal
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Hillary shed a tear right before the New Hampshire primary because she was afraid she'd lose it and wanted to seem human? Well, there may not be tears this time, but it's the same play
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(228)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa newspaper that endorsed Hillary in caucuses demands recount to ensure Hillary loses caucuses
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' campaign reviews Iowa Caucus totals, says actual result may never be known. It's actually a good experience just in case he gets the Democratic nomination and has to go through an election that includes Florida
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary recounts a few anecdotes of when she dressed in normal clothes and snuck out of the White House. No word on how many helicopters under enemy fire she had to run to during these outings
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(25)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly white knights Ben Carson
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(13)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Female senators ambush Elizabeth Warren, tell her she needs to back Hillary
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(158)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeb's SuperPAC spend millions on Rubio attacks, and naturally the whole thing backfired like Dubya's war on Iraq
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(30)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The problem with Bernie Sanders supporters
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(185)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: 'I'm prejudiced - I want Donald Trump to win the nomination'
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(111)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Why are Americans so angry?
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(223)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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