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Mon May 28, 2012
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(The New York Times) Obvious NY Times article ponders why Wisconsin has become so politically polarized. Did you really have to ask?  (nytimes.com) (62)
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens  (wnd.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Kansas has just farked itself  (www2.ljworld.com) (298)
(The Hill) Dumbass House lawmakers will consider an international proposal next week to give the United Nations more control over the Internet. Yea, that'll work  (thehill.com) (32)
(Las Vegas Review-Journal) Amusing Mitt Romney and Donald Trump to host a campaign fundraiser in Las Vegas. People expected toupée at least $2500, presumably to hear two idiots talk about nothing  (lvrj.com) (51)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida State's top wetlands expert suspended by Dept. of Environmental Protection for denying permit to developer, following the rules  (tampabay.com) (53)
(Slate) Survey Daily Show writer partners with Slate to crowdsource ideas for amending and rewriting the Constitution. Provide your ideas to the right  (hive.slate.com) (489)


Sun May 27, 2012
(NewsBusters) Dumbass MSNBC Host Chris Hayes: I'm 'Uncomfortable' calling fallen military 'Heroes'  (newsbusters.org) (632)
(LA Times) Stupid McCain adds Syria to list of countries he says Obama hasn't invaded fast enough  (latimes.com) (166)
(Huffington Post) Obvious One bloviating ignoramus calls another bloviating ignoramus a "bloviating ignoramus"  (huffingtonpost.com) (54)
(The Daily Beast) Stupid Obama is a big meanie, just like his mom. Also like George W. Bush, John Lovitz, and all the cool kids  (thedailybeast.com) (91)
(LA Times) Obvious How can you tell when one party thinks it will lose an election? When it begins to argue that the election in question doesn't really matter  (latimes.com) (248)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Romney: "Obama is 'naive' for saying exactly when we're leaving Afghanistan." Leon Panetta: "Uhm, 50 NATO nations, President Obama and President Bush all agree that you're an idiot"  (huffingtonpost.com) (160)
(Politico) Fail Mitt Romney not into the "vision thing" which is basically the idea of telling voters about his specific plans for office  (politico.com) (114)
(NPR) Interesting Chicago alderman bases his municipal spending decisions on a) the bribes he's taken, b) blatant racial pandering, or c) letting constituents pick how the money should be spent...and the answer really is c). Where's that fainting couch?  (npr.org) (30)
(US News) Dumbass Yes, you dicksmack, yes  (usnews.com) (205)
(NPR) Obvious Right now, more than 80 percent of the money raised by superPACs has gone to pro-GOP groups. And, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, 80 percent of all the money raised by these groups has come from just 100 individuals  (npr.org) (126)
(Some Guy) Misc The candidate, from a Dakota state who vowed to advocate, claims no time to allocate, can't seem to delegate, won't abdicate, so the opposition will nominate someone they hope can legislate  (siouxcityjournal.com) (33)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Salon) Obvious Luke Russert "is emblematic of the sort of nepotism that gives nepotism a bad name"  (salon.com) (97)
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult  (wnd.com) (309)
(The Hill) Dumbass Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-erp.) wants better control on your eggs  (thehill.com) (137)
(WRCB-TV) Interesting Interesting state-by-state breakdown of the road to 270 electoral votes  (wrcbtv.com) (96)
(Washington Times) Obvious RON PAUL has already won. This is bad news for anyone not named RON PAUL   (communities.washingtontimes.com) (177)
(Daily Kos) Fail Rep. Thad McCotter (R-MI) may have failed to get enough signatures to get on ballot for re-election  (dailykos.com) (35)
(Philly.com) Asinine Mitt Romney says teachers are wrong that smaller class sizes help children, also needs your help to find door through maze of desks and drooling kids looking for the overworked teacher curled up in the corner sobbing  (philly.com) (279)
(CNN) Unlikely HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA AH, Oh, GAWD, let me catch my breath...BWAHAHAHAHAHA   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (89)
(Telegraph) Scary Barack Obama is facing his Jimmy Carter moment  (telegraph.co.uk) (202)
(MSNBC) Hero Joe Biden gives one of the most emotional, passionate speeches of his (or anyone's) career... not one iota of partisanship  (video.msnbc.msn.com) (318)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting While we're railing against Bain Capital and their private equity deals, why not have a discussion on Obama's public equity deals?  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(The New York Times) Obvious "We interrupt reality to bring you Arizona"   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (167)
(Slate) Obvious Liberal People Problems: It's tiresome to hear someone preach about tolerance while only being tolerant toward those with whom they agree  (slate.com) (193)
(The Raw Story) Asinine In a move guaranteed to create no controversy, Republican lawmakers are requesting the installation of taxpayer-supported security cameras to watch over a bust of Rush Limbaugh in the Missouri Capitol building  (rawstory.com) (135)
(Yahoo) Strange In a publicity stunt that could be in no way misinterpreted, the Daily Caller blog will be giving away one a gun a week to its readers--but only through Election Day  (news.yahoo.com) (128)
(Media Matters) Unlikely Roger Ailes claims Fox News employs only one conservative. So that settles that  (mediamatters.org) (107)
(Think Progress) Dumbass When did voting become an "entitlement?" I guess since this knucklehead was "voted" into office  (thinkprogress.org) (263)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Jon Huntsman, the former U.S. Ambassador to China, calls Romney's talk on China 'typical', and suggests his views will change once he is elected   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)
(Washington Post) Amusing The Romneybot has initiated its Black Voter Engagement subroutine. Let's see how the first test subjects respond  (washingtonpost.com) (97)
(Politicker) Obvious Bain: Baaaaaaad. Their money: Goooooood  (politicker.com) (107)
(Reason Magazine) Sad Senate Democrats agree: we're at war and this is no time to demilitarize the FDA  (reason.com) (112)
(Politico) Fail So, it hasn't been the best three weeks for Obama  (politico.com) (116)
(Haaretz) Dumbass Riot breaks out in Israeli neighborhood demanding the deportation of African refugees. People attacked and windows smashed. Not the best students of history, these guys  (haaretz.com) (215)
(Some Guy) Obvious Marco Rubio insists he's not interested in becoming the Vice President. It's pure coincidence that he's going on a book tour, through swing states, on July 4th  (mega949.com) (27)
(Ars Technica) Fail Mayor of a New Jersey town and worried about the recall drive against you? No problem, just hack the website calling for your recall and threaten everyone involved  (arstechnica.com) (62)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich will campaign with Mitt Romney in Las Vegas in what is already being called "the worst 'Hangover' remake ever"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (68)
(bend bulletin) Unlikely President Obama tells graduating cadets that the military will withstand budget cuts. Promises to keep it down to just one war at a time  (bendbulletin.com) (132)
(UPI) Amusing Comparing the ex Patriot Act to Nazism...always a good argument  (upi.com) (182)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Huffington Post) Hero "So I hope you feel satisfied that you raised the most obvious question that is raised by every horses ass right winger that I ever bump into"  (huffingtonpost.com) (252)
(Twitchy) Stupid Actor Alec Baldwin is just asking questions about Andrew Breitbart's death  (twitchy.com) (155)
(Some Hippie) Amusing "Please be kind enough to let us know the number of plainclothes officers who will be infiltrating our event so we can order the appropriate catering"  (politicsrespun.org) (80)
(Slate) Scary You know those two 85-year-old women who sit at a table when you go to vote? The GOP wants to allow them to throw away your ballot  (slate.com) (233)
(Google) Dumbass Romney is against Obama's China policy, whatever that may be  (google.com) (99)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious At first libs were like YEAH: Limbaugh's ratings drop 40%. But then they were like NAW: After rising 55% thanks to the left's vigorous feeding of the World's Greatest Troll  (hollywoodreporter.com) (228)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Rep. Peter King (R-NY) is concerned upcoming film about the death of bin Laden will be too pro-Obama and not give proper credit to Bush's tax cuts and Sarah Palin's bear rug  (breitbart.com) (197)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney speaks to a group of Hispanic businessmen and politicians. When asked about immigration, his Avoidance Subroutine kicked in  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (71)
(UPI) Sad What 'Three Little Pigs' tells us about America's future  (upi.com) (73)
(Abc.net.au) Dumbass Australian reporter to Australian politician: How do the poor secure meetings with you? Politician: Well, you know, business leaders are paying $25 grand  (abc.net.au) (31)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Dumbass Project Veritas can't tell the truth  (newsobserver.com) (72)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail When it comes to boneheaded decisions, Congress can always be expected to reach a bipartisan agreement to do the wrong thing  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Scary Final proof that president's war room picture was faked  (balloon-juice.com) (74)
(Politico) Amusing Presidential candidate Romney afraid to be linked with policies of a moderate Republican, Governor Mitt Romney  (politico.com) (29)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Romney campaign outlines his plan for "Day 1". 10am: Watch politely as Obama is sworn in for second term. Noon: Order early bird special at Denny's. 3pm: Watch the Ellen Show  (wrcbtv.com) (54)
(MSNBC) Obvious Latest polls show Obama leading in three states that are must-win for Romney, including double digit leads among women in each state. Romney campaign immediately files for injunction against mathematics, women's right to vote  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (151)
(Politico) Followup Gay marriage gets a Colin cleansing  (politico.com) (108)
(SFGate) Followup Oh come on people. I-t-w-a-s-a-j-o-k-e  (blog.sfgate.com) (33)
(Salon) Cool Former staffer for Ronald Reagan and National Review writer breaks up with the GOP because of its extreme right hate-mongers, writes about it  (salon.com) (159)
(Daily Kos) Ironic TeaParty freshmen in congress already received $600k in contributions by banks. Change you can believe in  (dailykos.com) (65)
(Google) Obvious Lawyers for 9/11 defendants argue that a fair, impartial trial is impossible after Bush and Obama spent the last 11 years calling them "terrorists" in the national media. This is what happens when you let terrorists have lawyers  (google.com) (87)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Undoubtedly the coolest picture of a pair of porn stars hanging with President Clinton that you will see all day  (nydailynews.com) (79)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Deseret News) Interesting Buzz builds around Portman as Romney's running mate. Hey, I liked "Black Swan" as much as the next guy, but c'mon  (deseretnews.com) (118)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass CNN: Obama only lost Arkansas and Kentucky because they aren't and never have been Democrat strongholds even though nearly every election since 1900 they went Democrat including 1996 and Obama beat Hillary there in 2008  (newsbusters.org) (120)
(news8000.com) Obvious Walker supported by governor. Meanwhile, Carl still won't stay in the house, Daryl is still a badass, and T-Dog doesn't have a lot to say  (news8000.com) (59)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney pledges 6% unemployment by the end of his term. The CBO currently projects 5.5% unemployment in 2017  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (113)
(The New York Times) Interesting Alas, the vetting of Mitt Romney's Mormonism by the mainstream press has begun  (nytimes.com) (111)
(The New York Times) Followup Undoubtedly the coolest picture of a 5 year old boy patting President Obama on the head that you will see all day  (nytimes.com) (69)
(Politico) Obvious Republicans target Biden over gaffes. In other news, today is a day that ends with the letter 'y'  (politico.com) (75)
(Science Daily) Cool Study proves that nuclear power is safe for twenty years, every twenty years  (sciencedaily.com) (179)
(National Post) Interesting Canada slowly granting province-like control of natural resources to its territories  (news.nationalpost.com) (17)
(Yahoo) Followup Remember how many people said during the GOP primary "All Obama is going to have to do to create campaign commercials is run the tape of Romney's GOP rivals attacking him on the campaign trail"?  (news.yahoo.com) (577)
(OWS) Obvious During the best period of economic growth in 100 years, the 1950s & 1960s, the 1% got only a 1/5 of what it gets today  (niemanwatchdog.org) (242)
(Wonkette) Scary 'Obama Not American' congressman's operating system crashes, repeats 'I misspoke and I apologize' like 20 times in a row  (wonkette.com) (74)
(Yahoo) Obvious Massachusetts Democrats are riding the wrong painted pony  (news.yahoo.com) (88)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting Blogger claims that Roger Ailes claims that Jon Stewart once admitted to him in a bar that he was a socialist, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Stewart has to dig a hole and sit in it  (breitbart.com) (178)
(Gawker) Scary Conservative media reports that roving gangs of black teens are flash-mobbing across the country in their insatiable search for white flesh  (gawker.com) (461)
(Media Matters) Hero Valiant right-wing journalist cracks the case of the so-called "situation room" photos from the bin Laden raid. "Are these Robert Gates's pants?" We may never really know  (mediamatters.org) (64)
(Yahoo) Amusing Romney: My record at Bain Capital shows I can manage the economy. Obama: Okay, let's look closely at that record. Romney: Why is Obama trying to distract from the REAL issues of the election by talking about Bain Capital?  (news.yahoo.com) (76)
(Wonkette) Obvious Why won't you libs leave the Palin family alone? They just want to fade back into the obscurity of normal life by sending out press releases about their new reality TV shows  (wonkette.com) (45)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail The GOP decides it doesn't like tea that much after all  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Birtherism won't die, and the bizarre movement continues to attract the insane fringe of the GOP   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (89)
(Yahoo) Sad 4 Years and a Bucket of Hope: The change that never came  (news.yahoo.com) (49)
(Hot Air) Interesting Stop condemning Bain, Bain is a good company and we like it. Says notorious right wing governor....Duval Patrick  (hotair.com) (38)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Yesterday: Colin Powell has declined to endorse Barack Obama. Today: "Come on Mitt, think"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (26)
(Houston Chronicle) Stupid Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (Derpocrat) condemns China's one-child policy as 'violence against women'. Too bad her parents didn't have a no-child policy  (blog.chron.com) (166)
(Reason Magazine) Fail "Why would a president who gave America vast unemployment, soaring inflation, a moribund economy, record deficits, and a manically ill-conceived energy policy be coasting toward re-election?"  (reason.com) (163)
(BBC) News Egyptians are voting today in the "first" "free" "elections" in their history - discussion thread  (bbc.co.uk) (153)
(Investor's Business Daily) Asinine Why is Obama spending $20 million to promote ObamaCare, when it was supposed to get more popular once it passed?  (news.investors.com) (103)
(UPI) Followup The power of the "bully pulpit" - Opposition to same-sex marriage fell to a record low after President Obama's announced support. Fabulous  (upi.com) (280)
(Some Guy) Amusing Conservatives are notable for their kindness and tolerance and, like Jesus, do not engage in verbal abuse of their critics, according to noted human behavioral expert Bryan Fischer  (rightwingwatch.org) (27)
(Gallup) Cool Gallup finds pro-life supporters at a record high of 50%, pro-choice at record low of 41%. Looks like more and more people really are thinking of the children  (gallup.com) (157)
(The Daily Caller) Hero GOP National Convention cuts ties with PAC that planned on using Obama's relationship with former minister Jeramiah Wright as a campaign issue  (dailycaller.com) (34)
(WRCB-TV) Fail Realizing that maybe the economy isn't his strong point, Romney shifts focus to education. You know, that part of the federal government over half his party wants to get rid of  (wrcbtv.com) (40)
(Washington Post) Stupid JPMorgan Chase executives finally appear before Senate committee to answer for staggering losses. GOP lawmakers immediately attack the blatant irresponsibility, recklessness, and rampant unprofessionalism of ... federal regulators  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Interesting Cory Booker: Mayor, superhero, part-time Hasidic Jew. Wait, what?  (jewishpress.com) (13)
(Tea Party Tribune) Obvious The fact that, un-vetted, "Barak Hussein Obama" was just elected the President of the United States of America and that we landed a man on the moon, sent spacecraft to the outer regions of space, etc., makes this strategy possible  (teapartytribune.com) (97)
(Slate) Scary If I'm reading this article correctly, and I believe that I am, the Obama campaign is doing some sort of weird experimenting with advertisements that use something called "empire-ism." Hm. Guess the man is a dictator  (slate.com) (50)
(UPI) Obvious A lack of leadership in the United States the equivalent of a giant tsunami about to envelop and swamp or sink the nation. In other news, surf's up, dude  (upi.com) (22)
(The Atlantic Wire) News "Uncommitted" beat President Obama in 67 of Kentucky's 120 counties. This is good for everybody, except President Obama  (theatlanticwire.com) (221)
(Hot Air) Unlikely AFL-CIO president beats a piñata with Gov. Nikki Haley's face on it. Thankfully in our post-Giffords assassination attempt era, the mainstream media is quick to report this and Democrats are distancing themselves them the union  (hotair.com) (71)
(Breitbart.com) Amusing Barack Obama's SAT scores may have been lower than George W. Bush's. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps. Almost definitely could have been  (breitbart.com) (209)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (113)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Gawker) Cool Stephen Colbert voted Maxim's 69th hottest woman in America. HA HA, dangly parts  (gawker.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Want to know what your kid's teacher gets paid? Ask Citizens for Responsible Government. Want to know who put the salaries of 325 teachers on your windshield? Don't expect an answer from Citizens for Responsible Government  (host.madison.com) (141)
(Some Guy) Sad Americans elected Obama as president but they did not know that in reality they were giving the keys of our country to America's worst enemy  (rightsidenews.info) (100)
(NPR) Interesting Mainstream media: LOL, Ron Paul thinks he can get enough delegates to win nomination . NPR: Actually, yes, for his son Rand in 2016  (npr.org) (57)
(USA Today) Amusing Free pizza on June 5 but only if you order it in Spanish. Some people have a problem with that. "In public areas, people should be speaking English, and that includes pizza parlors"  (usatoday.com) (315)
(Some Guy) Scary Did you know that if Nebraska or Maine splits its votes in the right way, it is theoretically possible for the Electoral college to produce a tie?  (270towin.com) (50)
(Jezebel) Obvious In what was not at all an idiotic waste of time, the Supreme Court rules unanimously that children born from the frozen sperm of a dead man are not entitled to Social Security survivor benefits  (jezebel.com) (91)
(Some Guy) Followup There's some Andrew Breitbart, and some Glenn Beck, and even some Alex Jones and Art Bell -- it's the exclusive interview with colossal douchebag George Tierney of Greenville, SC  (glossynews.com) (183)
(National Journal) Interesting We need Immigrants to do the jobs Americans won't. Because Americans isn't smart enough  (nationaljournal.com) (181)
(Fox News) Ironic Bill O'Reilly: "It doesn't serve the USA well to have powerful national news organizations skewing their coverage"  (foxnews.com) (221)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitch Daniels really doesn't want to be Romney's VP nominee. "If I thought that call was coming, I would disconnect the phone"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (106)
(CNN) Stupid Rightwing Outrage du Jour:"Democrat said today's political language was nauseating"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (66)
(ABC) Interesting Former Secretary of State Colin Powell on renewing his endorsement he gave Barack Obama four years ago: Yeah, about that "transformational figure" thingy  (abcnews.go.com) (97)
(Politico) Hero Candidate promises to smoke a joint on the steps of Capitol Hill to draw attention to the, uh..., the, uh...yeah...the thing. That thing thing there that he was talking about. You know, that thing  (politico.com) (54)
(Think Progress) Asinine The Iowa GOP officially endorsing the birther movement is probably the least crazy part of their party platform  (thinkprogress.org) (115)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and to out-Derp the AZ Secretary of State/Romney's campaign co-chair, Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know, just because   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (210)
(CNN) Obvious Another pundit stiffens his spine and finally admits that Republicans are the reason Washington is broken  (cnn.com) (88)
(MSNBC) Hero GOP, "We stand with Cory Booker". Cory Booker, "If you stand with me, stand with me on marriage equality, making healthcare more accessible, making college more affordable, and women's issues." GOP-- crickets  (msnbc.msn.com) (125)
(Washington Post) Interesting Democrat's Wisconsin recall fail not only a disaster for organized labor, it could put Mitt Romney in the White House. The bratwurst is still great though  (washingtonpost.com) (191)
(BBC) Scary "Vast numbers of counterfeit Chinese electronic parts are being used in US military equipment, a key Senate committee has reported." Sleep tight, citizen  (bbc.co.uk) (49)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Tea Party Patriots' latest IRS filing indicates that they may have filled their fundraising boat with too much money  (motherjones.com) (26)
(Breitbart.com) Unlikely Not to be outdone by Prof. Warren, Bill Aye- I mean, Barack Obama, also claims to be Native American  (breitbart.com) (156)
(Washington Post) Interesting The main thrust of the GOP campaign against Obama is that Romney has better ideas on how to fix the economy. So, let's check the polls and see how that is working out..oh, dear. Um...okay, so what's Plan B?  (washingtonpost.com) (162)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup You know that kooky, fringy, birther-curious Secretary of State from AZ that is trying to block Obama from the ballot? Yeah, he's one of Romney's campaign co-chairs  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (195)
(NYPost) Obvious Andrew Cuomo's decision to stop fingerprinting food stamp recipients is the latest outrage in the left's War on Shame  (nypost.com) (61)
(The New York Times) Sad Paul Krugman Godwins Cory Booker  (krugman.blogs.nytimes.com) (79)
(Sun Sentinel) Spiffy Broward County officials purge 5000 dead people from voter rolls. Chicago residents struggling to comprehend the headline  (sun-sentinel.com) (35)


Mon May 21, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting WaPo has decided that something a small group of Mormons did back over 150 years ago is relevant to Romney today. So when are they bringing up Obama's Grandpa Jefferson Davis  (weeklystandard.com) (234)
(CNBC) Obvious Conservative donors are conservative when it comes to backing Romney  (cnbc.com) (69)
(NPR) Dumbass Members of Congress now have the vocabulary of 10th-graders, down a grade from five years ago, and before that Daniel Patrick Moynihan kept throwing off the curve  (npr.org) (110)
(Pravda) Interesting Russia pays 300-billion-dollar tribute to US budget annually  (english.pravda.ru) (79)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Darth Vader set to host fundraiser for C-3PO   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas: "Hello, Texas, I'm Sarah Palin"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (162)
(Firedoglake) Amusing The Breitbart awards for journalism, blogging and activism, brought to you by the letter dog and the number potato, with funding from the Heritage Foundation  (tbogg.firedoglake.com) (63)
(UPI) Interesting Ever since Gingrich and Santorum dropped out, the media consensus has been that the GOP nominating race is over. Minnesota delegates would like a word with Mr. Consensus  (upi.com) (96)
(Some athiest) Interesting Having successfully forced birth control on Catholics, Obama turns to forcing smoke detectors on the Amish. Republicans cry "religious freedom" and hold Congressional hearings in 3...2  (patheos.com) (152)
(The Blaze) Sad In today's social studies lesson, we will learn how you can get arrested for talking trash about our Dear Leader. With audio goodness  (theblaze.com) (244)
(CNN) Amusing Thanks to Stephen Colbert, there are now hundreds of college kids with their own SuperPACs, advocating things like Time Travel Research, cat photos, and, of course, Zoidberg  (money.cnn.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The elephant is drinking water from the river Denial  (carrollcountytimes.com) (93)
(Politico) Ironic Even Mitt Romney's mighty super PAC has fallen on hard economic times. Well, relatively speaking  (politico.com) (15)
(The New York Times) Obvious Hey Obama, stop being so condescending to women  (nytimes.com) (238)
(Daily Mail) Weird Roy Brooks(D) vs Roy Brooks(D): Two Texas candidates with same name but different genders are running for the same office  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Everybody says they're in favor of artistic expression, but you can be sure you've got their attention when they ask you to remove the pic of the president with his penis hanging out (Not safe for work: political penis)  (3news.co.nz) (56)
(Politico) Ironic Stephen Colbert's 'Super Fun PAC' gag is no joke when it comes to making him money  (politico.com) (60)
(YouTube) Video Penn Jillette rips Obama over his drug policies: "He's chortling with Jimmy Fallon about lower class people" (includes profanity)  (youtube.com) (240)
(Wrangler News) Stupid Jan Brewer vetoes a bill to reward community service among high school students because...oh hell, I don't even know  (wranglernews.com) (153)

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