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Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC) Obvious CPAC straw poll: Romney wins, but finishing in number 2 is Santorum  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (40)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned  (mediaite.com) (126)
(Guardian) Spiffy Will Mitt Romney's faux New England patrician credentials be enough to hold off the Paulistians in the deep woods of Maine? Is anyone still paying attention to this circus? It's your Maine Caucus thread  (guardian.co.uk) (206)
(Des Moines Register) Followup Catholics are still pissed at Obama. Apparently, they won't be satisfied until they nail him to the wall  (desmoinesregister.com) (366)
(Arizona Star) Interesting Republican endorses Gabrielle Giffords' aide to fill her seat in Special Election, suggests the other Republicans drop their candidacies  (azstarnet.com) (60)
(Washington Times) Obvious What's next up for Obama? Get rid of that pesky little second amendment thingie. Of course, did you think otherwise?  (washingtontimes.com) (463)


Fri February 10, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Asinine Get this: according to recently departed Susan G. Komen exec. Karen Handel, Planned Parenthood is a "bully" that broke a "ladies' agreement" to keep quiet about their funding cut  (thedailybeast.com) (404)
(Slate) Interesting While Mitt, Santorum and Newt are busy ripping each other apart, Ron Paul is quietly amassing delegates. Stop snickering  (slate.com) (167)
(The Daily Beast) Followup Obama has decided to pull out of birth-control ruling  (thedailybeast.com) (355)
(Haaretz) Scary Santorum approaches Derpcon 3, claiming Obama is helping Iran obtain nuclear weapons  (haaretz.com) (108)
(Think Progress) Asinine As the money from the Foreclosure settlement is dispersed to the states, homeowners across the country can expect to see some financial relief at last...unless you live in Wisconsin  (thinkprogress.org) (136)
(Boston.com) Followup The Gulf of America bill I sponsored was a joke guys, can everyone stop panicking now  (articles.boston.com) (56)
(Washington Post) Obvious Why Mitt Romney is failing to close the deal with GOP voters: "Romney's campaign is the Death Star. And nobody loves the Death Star"  (washingtonpost.com) (203)
(CBC) Asinine Mo-om, the Vice-Chair of the Senate Banking Committee is sitting too close to meeee  (cbc.ca) (29)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man who was arrested for trying to glitter bomb Romney worked for the Democrats. Still no explanation for wanting to make Romney look like a vampire  (coloradopeakpolitics.com) (77)
(Washington Post) Strange At CPAC, speakers warn about the greatest threats to the America they love, like Obama, the Deficit, Obama, Iran, Obama, and, of course, low-flow toilets: " 'We Are a nation of Double Flushers' one Congressman cried"  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(CBS News) Obvious Santorum's sugar daddies outed  (cbsnews.com) (50)
(YouTube) Video Sweater-Vest Gangstas for Rick Santorum  (youtube.com) (24)
(Some Advocate) Obvious Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars  (advocate.com) (28)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Rick Santorum believes that women should not be in combat because combat is stressful and they might, like, get all hysterical and emotional and maybe break a nail or something. Also, it's hard to get them pregnant in body armor  (washingtonpost.com) (112)
(UPI) Obvious Underneath a bellicose posture, a decaying and fractured regime. But enough about Obama, how are things in Iran these days?  (upi.com) (31)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Harry Reid urges Republicans to stay "calm" on birth control amendment. Well, that ought to do it  (huffingtonpost.com) (226)
(CNN) Amusing Carville "Remember the good ole Willie Horton days when politics was clean and fun?"  (cnn.com) (41)
(Huffington Post) Interesting If Mitt Romney gets elected, we will no doubt see plural marriages legalized and Mitt will marry Newt's ugly exwife  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)
(Washington Post) Amusing George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap  (washingtonpost.com) (60)
(The New York Times) Obvious The real class war in this country isn't between rich and poor, it's between the educated and the mouth-breathers. Or, as they say in scientific circles, "same damn thing"  (nytimes.com) (273)
(Short List) Interesting Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com) (152)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Stephen Colbert's been doing a great job showing the absurdity of politics by playing the game, and now Nancy Pelosi is playing along. I like where this is going  (huffingtonpost.com) (48)
(The New York Times) Amusing Wingnuts: we don't need a protocol droid. Romney: Sir, I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions. Wingnuts: What we really need is a droid that understands wharrgarbl. Romney: It's like a second language for me  (nytimes.com) (92)
(New York Daily News) Amusing You knew it was coming: Sh*t Mitt says  (nydailynews.com) (101)


Thu February 09, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Republican state representative makes eloquent argument in favor of gay marriage  (youtube.com) (324)
(LA Times) Followup Michele Bachmann equates her campaign with her marriage  (latimes.com) (96)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious People picked randomly from US phonebook would do better than current congress   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (95)
(Some Cato and Nash) Stupid Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2012. SOPA's nosy little brother. Brought to you by Senator Harry Reid (D)ammit, we done told you once  (cato-at-liberty.org) (111)
(The New York Times) Scary So can a Jehovah's Witness institution deny coverage for blood transfusions? Can a Hindu organization deny bovine based insulin? Can a Jewish or Muslim group deny porcine heart valves?   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (466)
(Huffington Post) Obvious U.S. House passes the STOCK Act insider trading bill, without all those pesky insider trading provisions  (huffingtonpost.com) (90)
(Wonkette) Amusing Gulf of Mexico sounds so ... Mexican, right? This Mississippi legislator has a very patriotic idea: Start calling it the Gulf of America  (wonkette.com) (98)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Rick Santorum's most treacherous foe -- a live microphone  (thinkprogress.org) (171)
(Little Green Footballs) Asinine Ahhh, CPAC. The conservative Mardi Gras. The glitz, the glamor...the white nationalism   (littlegreenfootballs.com) (253)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Rep. "Shoulder thing that goes up" may be redistricted out of Congress by her own party  (nydailynews.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (119)
(KTVZ) Spiffy Bachmann calls Santorum win "a shot across the bow," offering up yet another phrase to be sexually redefined by Savage Love and Urban Dictionary  (ktvz.com) (80)
(Politico) Amusing Now witness the full power of Mitch McConnell's projection  (politico.com) (103)
(USA Today) Asinine U.S. economic embargo of Cuba turns 50. Canadians light up a Cohiba in our honor  (usatoday.com) (133)
(Salon) Obvious When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com) (430)
(Slate) Obvious The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com) (50)
(Politico) Stupid Like a typical politician, Obama wants to be reelected, raise money AND make clear policy distinctions with his opposition. How droll, how uncouth, how offensive to sensibilities of our cherished political punditry. Have you no shame sir?  (politico.com) (45)
(SFGate) Unlikely John Edwards spent $836,000 in 2011 on the primary campaign he dropped in 2008. Now that's determination  (sfgate.com) (12)
(National Review) Unlikely "The gravest under-publicized human rights atrocity in the world is the persecution of Christians"  (nationalreview.com) (291)
(Think Progress) Strange New Hampshire Republicans propose bill to eliminate workers' lunch breaks. Bills requiring workers to kick puppies and root for Duke still in committee  (thinkprogress.org) (61)
(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Former PA State Senator compares driver's licenses to slavery, immediately jumps to third in GOP primary  (readingeagle.com) (39)
(Think Progress) Amusing Senator Constance Johnson (D-iddle) attaches anti-masturbation amendment to personhood bill in Oklahoma. At least someone is thinking about the kittens  (thinkprogress.org) (152)
(AmeriCOUNT) Amusing Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) to Newt: You want to hear about the Food Stamp President? He added 18 million people to the program and increased spending in it by $19 Billion. Oh, and by the way, his name was George W. Bush  (americount.org) (146)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Rick Santorum: Keeping the CHrist in CHanukah  (dailykos.com) (150)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Huffington Post) Strange Gov. John Kasich, eschewing teleprompters like any good republican, delivers bizarre off-the-cuff speech during which he mocks Parkinson's sufferers, cries like John Boehner, and insults the entire state of California  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)
(Huffington Post) Cool Not sure whether to go with a Mayan calendar joke or cue up General Akbar, but House Republicans have agreed to give Obama line-item veto power  (huffingtonpost.com) (122)
(Some Guy) Obvious Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com) (157)
(The Hill) Misc You know, the possibility of attack aside, I have trouble believing the Iranians are sitting there thinking to themselves, "You know, if we could just take out Cleveland"  (thehill.com) (111)
(The Consumerist) Asinine From the "Why Haven't They Been Doing That All Along?" files: Congress introduces legislation to limit levels of lead and arsenic in fruit juice. Next up - Bringing down the levels of broken glass in breakfast cereal  (consumerist.com) (104)
(Komo) Cool Lots of rainbows in Seattle today as WA becomes the first state to pass marriage equality by popular vote  (komonews.com) (517)
(MSNBC) Spiffy The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com) (243)
(Reason Magazine) Amusing The new and improved "Halftime in America" ad from Fiat  (reason.com) (338)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)
(CNN) Followup Five things we learned from Tuesday's Santorum sweep. 1. Republicans aren't taking this primary thing seriously. 2. Republicans who are taking this primary thing seriously don't use Google   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (81)
(Slate) Silly "Mom? Can we go home?" "Not until we take back the country, sweetie"  (slate.com) (52)
(The Raw Story) Amusing Long-term impact of globalism? In the future, all U.S. legislation will include references to Monty Python skits  (rawstory.com) (62)
(Salon) Followup Assuming he got any sleep last night, Mitt Romney is waking up to realize that last night was his own personal hell. Here's what losing to Santorum might cost him  (salon.com) (166)
(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Republican candidate Gary Johnson says "FARK YEAH" when referring to the 9th's gay marriage decision. In other news, he is still running for President under the (L) label  (garyjohnson2012.com) (129)
(CNN) Obvious Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Asinine Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com) (286)
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)
(Arms and the Law) Spiffy We couldn't get him to eat his own mother, but forcing Rahm Emanuel to write a check to the Second Amendment Foundation is the next best thing. Your tears, Rahm. Let me taste them  (armsandthelaw.com) (166)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence  (washingtonpost.com) (36)
(Washington Post) Followup Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com) (154)
(USA Today) Obvious Santorum comes from behind  (content.usatoday.com) (222)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Google) Spiffy Will Mittens lick Santorum in Colorado? Will conservatives in Missoura change the race? Will Giant Elderly Baby do any better than third? Who is RON PAUL? It's your Minnesota/Missouri/Colorado Republican election thread  (google.com) (814)
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney blasts the ruling overturning Proposition 8. Not because of the social issues at stake, but because he wasted all that money getting it passed in the first place   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (311)
(FamousDC) Amusing Congresswoman Sue Myrick is retiring. Here is her greatest House floor speech  (famousdc.com) (42)
(Think Progress) Obvious Actual headline: Indoor Tanning Industry Backs Boehner  (thinkprogress.org) (48)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bush would like to remind you he was not a gambler with tax payer monies, and you can take that to the bank  (beta.finance.yahoo.com) (102)
(The New York Times) Interesting Why the U.S. Constitution is the Windows 3.1 of constitutions  (nytimes.com) (335)
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)
(WMAL.com) Amusing Where Right Meets (Far Far) Left - Tucker Carlson Describes His Super Bowl Sunday Dinner With The Weather Underground  (wmal.com) (98)
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)
(Salon) Ironic Mitt Romney is anti-Christ  (salon.com) (119)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Kirk's condition upgraded. Can now beep once for yes, twice for no  (chicagotribune.com) (33)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Why does The Onion refuse to make fun of the things right-wing bloggers want them to make fun of?  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (435)
(AP) NewsFlash Karen Handel resigns from Komen for the Cure to spend more time making decisions for your family  (hosted.ap.org) (371)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Republicans set to keep farking that Medicare chicken  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (117)
(Guardian) Unlikely Nice guys urged to get spines so voters will quit going for jerks  (guardian.co.uk) (50)
(New York Magazine) Obvious Republicans finally realize they're helping Obama. This is bad news, for Obama  (nymag.com) (65)
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)
(CNSNews) Obvious Hitler And Mussolini "Would Love Our (Public School) System"  (cnsnews.com) (154)
(Townhall) Amusing If you don't have the sense to re-elect Obama, that's your own -- I mean Bush's -- fault  (townhall.com) (46)
(Politico) Asinine So just how bad was Pete Hoekstra's "yellow menace" Superbowl ad? Let's put it this way: John Pinnette's famous impression of a Chinese buffet owner was probably more culturally sensitive  (politico.com) (98)
(Fox News) Obvious The Flip-Flopper in Chief: "I am against Super PACs and the influence of big, anonymous money in elections, unless they're all for me"  (foxnews.com) (241)
(Yahoo) Interesting Q: How much impact does a president have on an economy? A: Not much at all  (finance.yahoo.com) (98)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)
(CNN) Dumbass Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (67)
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)
(Prop8trialtracker) Misc Will gays be allowed to marry? Can gays legally preside over gay marriage trials? Do proponents of propositions have Federal standing? It's your official 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Prop. 8 thread (Ruling expected 10 am PST)  (prop8trialtracker.com) (189)
(Washington Times) Unlikely Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota  (washingtontimes.com) (21)
(Mercury News) Dumbass Mitt Romney comes out from under his rock to prove just how out of touch he really is: in the battle of Komen vs. Planned Parenthood, he's still rooting for Komen  (mercurynews.com) (61)
(Salon) Stupid Turdblossom "offended" by Eastwood's Super Bowl Chrysler ad  (salon.com) (172)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before  (ynetnews.com) (215)
(411Mania) Interesting Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com) (172)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Not news: Conservatives hate Planned Parenthood. WTF: 51% of them oppose them for cancer screenings too  (dailykos.com) (376)
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com) (149)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting ACLU demands information on drone strikes against U.S. citizens. Coming up next: ACLU headquarters under attack by drones   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (71)
(Media Matters) Dumbass Fox News contributor and Breitbart catamite: "Obama should go back to burning the taxpayer-funded incense to whatever pagan, foreign deity he's worshipping"  (mediamatters.org) (196)
(Uproxx) Dumbass Louisiana congressman thought an Onion story about Planned Parenthood opening an "$8 Billion Abortionplex" was real. Hey, at least he can read  (uproxx.com) (129)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass GOP candidate uses Asian stereotypes to attack opponent. Well there's a supplies  (huffingtonpost.com) (173)
(The New York Times) Obvious The 2016 election is already upon us  (nytimes.com) (103)
(Washington Post) Fail Susan Komen foundation hiring Ari Fleischer to rebuild trust, dispel charges of partisanship. What a bunch of boobs  (washingtonpost.com) (187)
(Fox News) Obvious Obama says US and Israel hope to find diplomatic means of nuking Iran  (foxnews.com) (203)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Romney campaign: The reason why only 33,000 people showed up to vote in Nevada is because everyone else is already satisfied with Romney and didn't need to vote to prove it  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(RealClearPolitics) PSA The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)
(Washington Post) Interesting Do not try and cut the line. That would be illegal. Instead...only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no line  (washingtonpost.com) (93)
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(BattleSwarm) Spiffy Remember unrepentant SOPA sponsor Lamar Smith (R-MPAA)? He now has a primary challenger. Prepare to taste the fury of a fully operational Internet  (battleswarmblog.com) (43)
(Washington Times) Obvious As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com) (299)
(CBS News) Obvious Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com) (53)
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)
(Rolling Stone) Sad One town's war on children  (rollingstone.com) (676)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Ginger or Mary Ann?  (dailykos.com) (110)
(USA Today) Hero Obama: "I deserve a second term"  (content.usatoday.com) (356)
(Toronto Star) Cool Muslim clerics issue a fatwa. Against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women  (thestar.com) (104)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird Governor Pat Quinn successfully swallows a spoonful of cinnamon. Coincidentally, the State of Illinois is still gagging on his tax package  (suntimes.com) (37)
(Fox News) Sick From the "Who didn't see this coming?" files: Insurance companies and lawyers screw 9/11 families out of large portions of their entitlements  (foxnews.com) (124)
(Talking Points Memo) Silly The new GOP talking point on the improving economy: "It's because of what Republican governors are doing in their states." So, economy up -- GOP governors. Economy down -- President's fault. Got it?  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (142)
(Huffington Post) Scary While we're all distracted by the Republican primary circus, the Koch brothers quietly collect $100 million, $60 million of it from them personally, to defeat Obama in November. Thanks, Citizens United  (huffingtonpost.com) (300)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Tim Tebow: "Politics could be in my future"  (huffingtonpost.com) (202)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Republican Congressman walks out of Obama's prayer breakfast speech, offended that the President was quoting Jesus' teachings  (dailykos.com) (336)
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(TMZ) Florida Newt Gingrich sued for assault and battery. At least he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, so he's got that going for him  (tmz.com) (84)
(Yahoo) Dumbass New debate coach turns around the Florida election and saves the Romney campaign. Romney being Romney, you can guess what happens next  (news.yahoo.com) (145)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Further proving that liberals are wholly responsible for voter fraud, the Republican Indiana Secretary State has been personally convicted of six charges of voter fraud   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (142)
(Reuters) Interesting Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com) (320)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President  (thehollywoodgossip.com) (147)
(Courier-Journal) Dumbass You're a college basketball legend whose term in a statewide elected office just ended, do you (c) file for unemployment?  (courier-journal.com) (52)
(Daily Mail) Followup Obama's 2005 Chrysler fails to sell on eBay. Buyers afraid that the car would start slowly, always pull to the left  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)
(ABC) Amusing Newt Gingrich's new insults for Mitt Romney are "Rich Guy" and "Little Food Stamp", which is almost charming, actually  (abcnews.go.com) (109)
(Gawker) Amusing Bill Maher un-baptizes Mitt Romney's atheist father-in-law  (gawker.com) (290)
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass Mitt Romney: We are the only people who put their hand over our hearts during the national anthem. In other news, Chinese, South Africans, Brazilians, Ghanaians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Peruvians aren't people  (buzzfeed.com) (159)

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