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Sat April 18, 2015
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old man yells at clod
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry hip young progressive voters, maybe next presidential election. Maybe
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(198)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While GOP outreach seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, efforts to deprive 20 million Americans of health care appear to have faltered
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(48)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soon
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"The president should request an income for Michelle Obama and all future first spouses in the next White House budget. It would send a powerful signal that equal pay is an important principle at the highest level of government"
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton flies coach from Nebraska to New Jersey. Political analysts are stunned. What could have made her want to fly to New Jersey?
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(52)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
When they came for the women with pixie haircuts, I said nothing, because I was not a woman with a pixie haircut
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The VA is unconstitutionally adding veterans onto a list of people banned from purchasing firearms based upon nothing other than the fact that they are no longer mentally competent to handle their own affairs
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(168)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
California considers bucking the trend on recent abortion laws by telling 'doctors' that they cannot lie to their patients
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Homosexuality has cost the U.S. government more than $225 billion. Still a good value for that amount of fabulousness
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(123)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Count de Money: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting. King Cuomo: You said it - they stink on ice
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(27)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire WITH Obama to allow him to enact foreign agreements without Congressional modification, against Democrat objections
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What America and the UK can teach each other. Not on the list: dental care and dry wit
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(20)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what? As amusing as it is to watch, I wanna see another party have a crisis of conscious. Let's see what the Democrats are up to. Huh, apparently there's an open rebellion against free-trade
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Senate kills bill to make the Bible the official state book. Opponents say that designating a state book could lead to more government intrusion, like being forced to build some libraries
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(72)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Google demands $20 million in tax breaks so they can begin "Phase Two"
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(41)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
New European nation declared ... 2.7 sq. miles. Population: 7
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(40)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If you go back and look at the history, you can clearly see that Republicans were the ones who supported gay marriage, and Democrats were always the party against equal rights
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(110)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your "Friday News Dump Day" story: House quietly passes a bill that gives tax exemptions to mega donors to secret superPACs. Ah, nothing like legalized bribery to start off your weekend
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(124)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Police reform is the Loch Ness Monster
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you truly ready for Hillary in 2016? Take your Hillary Temperature with this handy quiz. Ready? OK, bend over
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(106)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: Welfare recipients in Brownbackistan can no longer go swimming. *wipes hands on pants* See, *that's* how you solve poverty, people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Roberts has a 'Frozen' ringtone, is telling people to 'let it go' after his cellphone filled a somber committee hearing room with the first few bars of the song
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton gets super serious about stealing Elizabeth Warren's schtick
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that kid who claimed he was kicked off Facebook for being a Conservative and not just, you know, being 12? Well he's back and doing the trademarked Al Sharpton rant. You got a bright future in the party, kid
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(58)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How many homeless do you get for $100 million?
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Mine owner calls in derp brigade to defend him. Man gets dismayed when derp brigade rolls with their derp
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When IBM is warning you that you are too conservative, you might want to stop and think about what you're doing
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(61)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Biden makes surprise call to Iowa woman's husband from her phone, which was just a crafty way of getting her number
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Even Lindsey Graham is rolling his eyes at some of the crap coming out of Ted Cruz's mouth. "Well, we tried that once in South Carolina. I wouldn't go down that road again"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How Bear Grylls could save British politics, or at least liven them up by drinking urine during debates
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The moment when Chris Christie pretty much lost the entire west coast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George W. Bush endorses his brother Jeb for president. Barbara and George Sr. say they're holding out to see if anyone smarter is running
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"Missile parts." "Those aren't mine." "One invoice: 'missile parts, Best Korea' signed by Ayatollah Khameini" "I don't even know what this is" "One handwritten note: 'Thanks for order. Enjoy your ballistic missile parts. PS, burn this note. -K-JU'"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina would fix climate change with innovation. Just like she fixed HP with innovation
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Problem: Florida will run out of funds for a low-income health plan, something which could have been totally avoided if Governor Rick Scott had allowed ACA funding for it. Solution: Sue the federal government for the money
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
UN Envoy to Yemen looks around, says "screw this" and quits on the spot. Can't say anyone really blames him, though
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(24)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Israel's secret nuclear program was so secret" This also started a long tradition of the CIA being caught totally unawares of things the rest of the world knew and saw coming
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
They say the corruption doesn't fall far from the tree....well I'm sure someone says that
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(2)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Deciding he really doesn't want to win the GOP primary, Rubio says he would go to the gay wedding of a friend or relative
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The champion of women's right's foundation accepted money last year from nations noted for their defense of women's rights that included Saudi Arabia, U.A.E., and Oman. This year they didn't make the list
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(21)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House to add steel spikes to fence, after telling us repeatedly that fences don't keep people out
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(48)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(42)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Lightning round debate between leading candidates in race to replace ousted Rep Michael Grimm, played out like an SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as bumbling DA and Patton Oswalt as aloof city councilmember. w/vid
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(12)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five arguments loom in upcoming gay marriage case, most notably: who gets custody of the papillon in a divorce?
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(70)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary hires Elizabeth Warren's genealogy researcher
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those 'Ordinary Iowans' Hillary Clinton had coffee with just coincidentally happened to be democrat party strategists in training
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My buttocks are smooth and my mind is clear"
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic refuses to lube up homosexuals, handle their gay sticks or adjust their queer rear ends because "homosexuality is wrong"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's biggest problem isn't his own record, policies or beliefs. Nope, his biggest problem is that he can't keep a muzzle on his own father ... and his dad is REALLY not helping
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY senate leader under federal investigation for corruption, bringing the number of top state leaders being watched for sleazery up to...all of them
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(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The malevolent hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz has raised $4.3 million for its doomed presidential campaign
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you made Hillary Clinton a burrito bowl. Your meaningless life is going to be under the media spotlight for the next year. And just when you think you've survived, the conspiracy theorists will all insist you fondled her beans
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(54)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People believe atheists are angrier than believers, a new study finds." Check out the thread on the right for why that might be
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(265)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Clinton Bypassed Centrist Taco Bell for Liberal Favorite Chipotle
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(100)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
National Enquirer: ⇒ is ⇔
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
After all the rotten things he's said about her, Louis CK runs into Sarah Palin. His reaction may surprise you. It surprised him
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(107)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Locals change Justice Minister's campaign signs to let him know what they really think of him
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(20)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary didn't leave a tip at a fast food restaurant. This means something
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: Virginia voting machines about as secure as you think they would be. Worse: They're running on Windows XP
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(68)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It's a pity retiring Senator Harry Reid is too shy to say what's really on his mind
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(68)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female CEO says she will move to Canada if a woman is elected President
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(164)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
The high cost of low wages - each location of Olive Garden costs taxpayers $196,970 a year
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(395)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter thinks it's too easy to vote today, suggests weeding out uninformed voters by making them pass literacy test. Question 1: Are you going to vote for the Democratic candidate?
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(183)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tea Party Patriot terrified of having to vote for Hillary or lose his Obamacare
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(228)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor condemns fellow clergyman for not supporting death by stoning for gays
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(78)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Republican Governor: With 17,000 children in foster care, maybe it'd be okay for gay people to adopt a few of them
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Gov. Walker also wants significant entitlement reforms" Can you really call "gutting it and burning it down with the government" a reform though?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Best nickname given directly to a presidential candidate's face goes to Marco Rubio "The Candidate of Yesterday"
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gays can't even get married at sea because the oceans are Republican or something
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie outlines his first major policy proposal, should he get the big chair: Instead of retirement, he's just gonna gobble up your grandmother. It's cheaper that way
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(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(75)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Oh, you're standing in the UK election? Great, politics needs some new faces. What are your policies?" "We will peacefully annihilate the town of Broadstairs and form an Afro-Thanetian Zaliphate in Kent." "You've got my vote"
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(19)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
CBO says the federal government is taxing more, spending more, running higher deficits. In other words, it's back to business as usual
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(11)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is the lipstick, the GOP is the pig." Fark may not be your personal erotica site, but TPM certainly is trying to be
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(37)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Obama to remove Cuba from the list of state sponsors of terrorism - which it was on only because it had some dealings in the '80s with Central and South American drug gangs who were trying to overthrow their governments
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When Republicans leaders are presented with a conflict between a Democratic president and a foreign government, they often side with the foreign government"
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(132)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Grave of Hillary Clinton's father vandalized . It had to be vandals because "...how else it would have fallen over"
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(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former governor of Massachusetts cashes in, takes high-dollar job at Bain Capital. Degree of difficulty: not Mitt Romney
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fact: Chuck Norris can utterly destroy Hillary Clinton in just two sentences
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
13 ideas that the US had for invading Cuba. They're like the collected wet dreams of conspiracy theorists
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(39)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox Host on Hillary's trip to Chipotle: "Maybe it was Hispanic outreach?"
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(153)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is that rare youthful combination of un-telegenic bumbling incompetence and malign corruption only Florida can nourish to maturity"
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(109)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 2 million of Hilary Clinton's 3.6 million Twitter followers are not real people. But in the grand tradition of Democratic politics, that won't stop them from voting for her
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, how many of Obama's lobster dinners, golf outings, and Air Force One jaunts will YOUR contribution to the Medicare Doc Fix pay for? Fox News has a handy online calculator to help you study it out
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(89)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska's legislature axes funding for schools and public radio amid budget crisis, but manages to find $70 Million to buy themselves a new office building
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(48)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NRA spokesman: "Islamic extremists have seized control of cities across the United States and have enacted sharia law"
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(335)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman says there are no libertarians. Libertarians respond that there are no economists writing for the New York Times
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(186)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adorably, the Guardian thinks there's an "empire of progressives" who will force Hillary to move left
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(48)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this link in Hillvetica
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(17)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
The sad thing about those "lazy bums" on welfare is that most already have jobs
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(140)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Hillary's error 404 page on her website shows the truth about her: She's a quack
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(51)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota forbids making eye contact with senators, as they may feel threatened and attack
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(138)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan for Hillary is to make her uncaring, robotic, obscenely rich and out of touch with most Americans. Hillary expected to win the Republican primary shortly thereafter
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(267)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow: What? You no like our offer to Iran to swap oil for surface-to-air missiles? Well we've already started the trade so "ha ha" you imperialist dogs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A chart about how Obamacare is working that has Republicans dumbfounded. You can't explain that
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(242)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has a lot of Facebook fans. But her biggest fans are in New Yawhat? Baghdad? Really?
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's breathless Hillary news, Madame Clinton went to a Chipotle in Ohio...AND NO ONE NOTICED. Yes, folks, this is what we have to look forward to for the next two years
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico: "Is the news from Iraq getting better?" As of submission of this headline, no one has yet to claim responsibility for a series of car-bombings in and around Baghdad this morning, so that's a plus...I guess
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California legislators move to affirm citizens' right to video police
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(47)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Putin wins Time's Putin of the year award
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: If the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, why can't Republicans nominate Dick Cheney? Democrats: Please proceed, Mr. Kristol
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(126)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio joins Snapchat, which makes sense considering all photos of him are dick pics
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(20)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Thank goodness Michele Bachmann is no longer in office, now she can finally say what's really on her mind
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(166)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of America's seniors also live at or below 200 percent of the poverty line - less than $23,000 a year. No wonder they're so crabby
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(110)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congrats to former GOP Rep. Bob Inglis for receiving the "Profiles in Courage" award, for bucking the GOP trend and admitting that, yes, science is real and we're all very very screwed
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(73)
 
(Ora.tv)
 
 
 
Mike Rylander of WTFark teams up with Governor Jesse Ventura to talk Ted Cruz-pocrisy. Be careful who you threaten to punch in the face, Farkers (not safe for work language)
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Interim deal is good enough for Putin, who is already shipping surface-to-air missiles to Iran
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(36)
 
(Some Georgia Walmart)
 
 
 
A religious freedom bill at work: Woman's doctor prescribes drug to avoid invasive surgical procedure after a miscarriage. Pharmacist tells woman that she "couldn't think of a valid reason why you would need this prescription" and refuses to fill it
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(407)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas representative doesn't think it's her job to represent her constituents
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(114)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
John Dickerson to take over "Face The Nation" when Bob Schieffer retires, thrilling the 27 people who still watch the program
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(25)
 
(WNYC)
 
 
 
NYC council calls for NYPD to hire a thousand new officers to take the blame for everything that can possibly go wrong in the city
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why you should stop laughing and take Marco Rubio seriously as the best contender for the 2016 Republican nomination. Seriously, damnit, stop laughing
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Money in politics is bad. Oh wait, Republican money in politics is bad
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What makes a man turn neutral...Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutrality?
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(29)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Obama's third term confirmed by Alan Keyes, and he's super serial about that
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(68)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
And the first person to promise to move to Canada if Hillary is elected is: a divorced man who makes rocking chairs, doesn't own a TV, and once rode a bucking bronco 32 minutes
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(140)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton let slip the GOP's 2016 campaign slogan: "Vote us, because we promise nuclear war"
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(195)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL and his no-good, very bad, deal with the GOP from 1964....or something
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From praise to derp, the political reactions to a Hillary announcement
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(77)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
New not-at-all-biased host of "Face the Nation" advised Obama to "destroy the Republican party"
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(146)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Why Hillary is probably going to win" I think this is a repeat from 2008
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(123)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled, sheeple - it's Chelsea who's running the show these days
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(50)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you're one of the few people in America who thinks Marco Rubio would make a great president, this should change your mind
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Paul, how do you reconcile your love of "no government" with your desire for "government regulating marriage"? Try to answer in less than three insults to my relationship with my mother, please
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(213)
 
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like the Patriot Act? Want protections for whistelblowers like Edward Snowden? Then contact your reps and encourage them to vote for this
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(44)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's only been a day, and now another bombshell scandal is rocking the Clinton campaign
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(61)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Who said it: politician or professional wrestler?
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(33)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Well, we're half a day into her campaign, which means it's time to piss and moan about the logo
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(172)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey angry that the Pope dared point out that their great-grandfathers in a country that no longer exists killed a whole lot of Armenians
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(62)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly: RAND PAUL has released the first anti-Hillary ad
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(317)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is desperately trying to find his niche for the 2016 election, and it's going about as well as could be expected
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(38)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado program cuts teen pregnancy rate by 39%, abortions are down 42% and Medicaid birth-related costs dropped by $49 million. Naturally, Republicans are trying to kill it
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(90)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It begins anew
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(824)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary's campaign sends out memos to supporters with guiding principles. Missing from the list are principles covering how to delete emails, shred records on land deals, ignore congress, and blame videos for terrorist attacks
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(230)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(52)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dinesh D'Souza: gangsta rapper
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Hillary Clinton versus Elizabeth Warren happen. It's like fetch; it will never happen
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(101)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NY Times: NRA somehow a hypocrite or something for complying with Tennessee Gun Laws and the rules of the private venues they rent. Also NY Times would like to ask the wizards for a brain
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(131)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gary Trudeau picks up George Polk Award, infers Charlie Hebdo staff had it coming. Get back to those tired "Lil' Doonesbury Kids" cartoons, hack
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(125)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to IRS Form 1023-EZ small charities can get tax-exempt status without even having a purpose
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(19)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Raul Castro "In my opinion, President Obama is an honest man." Millions of conservative voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were silenced
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Ukraine passes a law banning the use of Soviet era symbols, the Russian foreign ministry denounces them for using "truly totalitarian methods, attacking freedom of the press, opinion or conscience," to "rewrite history"
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(25)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Former NYPD commissioner and ex-con Bernie Kerik: "Prison is a colossal waste of time and life. I didn't understand this when I was warden and commissioner, I'm embarrassed to say. No one with my background has ever been inside"
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(61)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
See, we warned you
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(47)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just to clarify the last unfortunate fatwa, the Caliphate would like you to know it is NOT okay to kill and eat your wife if you're hungry
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(39)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While California and Colorado introduce legislation to make it easier to record police on duty, one state, alone, severely outnumbered, but with the fortitude granted by our forefathers, decides to make it more difficult
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
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(14)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
White House releases Obama's 2014 tax return to show he's charitable and paying his fair share
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(78)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
President known to enjoy smoking cites 'climate change' as possible cause of daughter's asthma attack
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