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Tue May 24, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Trump "I have the best X with Y, they love me" MadLib utter bullshiat is brought to you by 'Financial Relationships' and 'Large Banks and Wall Street firms'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dave's not here, man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine to the time when half of Hillary voters said they would not support Obama. A place where the comments are actually amusing to read
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you Berniebros head to the polls to vote yourself free stuff from your socialist benefactor, read the tale of two countries
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democrats, you bought the 'Crooked Hillary', lock, stock and barrel .....now live with it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Fear the Voting Dead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump? A comprehensive guide for confused Republicans
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary's disliked because people don't feel like they can have a beer with her. Didn't we try that method of choosing a president before?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Roberta Lange gets death threats from Sanders supporters for tweeting about baseball
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has caused a surge in voter registration. Among Democrats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Relations between America and Chechnya have never been worse, and John Oliver is solely to blame
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that Bernie is through, and has been for a month or two, Hillary's poll numbers should start going back up, right?
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Could Uber drive young people into the arms of the GOP? No
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new "Christian Policy adviser" believes he is one of God's prophets, claiming that he stopped a tsunami by himself and that AIDS is the result of "unnatural" sex
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Korea rejects Trump's offer to meet with Kim Jong Un, citing the ancient law that allows for only one egotistical dictator with a god complex in the country at a time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton - Jeb Bush of the left
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning people, victory is mine. Jane, fetch me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. We drink from the keg of glory
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sex book author has "Trump giving oral" tattooed on his thigh. Says he plans on one day becoming sober which will probably end his strange obsession with Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This Sanders guy, he's got this here secret here. He may lose, and he will, but when he loses he'll know that he could've beaten the snot out of Trump. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is a fracking saleswoman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary still can't explain why she should be president, and may now be the weakest prohibitive favorite ever to run for the presidency
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently loud mouthed braggart Trump does not appeal to Asian Americans. So, Asian Americans are not just good at math, they are good at recognizing a giant monster who just wants to lumber around and kill people
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The political establishment has provoked the ire of the political establishment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is now backing "a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot" for President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly suing his ex-wife for $10 million, saying she cheated on him during their marriage, can't explain that
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhhh, the Trump camp is quietly reaching out to Muslim and Middle Eastern communities in the U.S. for support. Okay now just stop laughing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From the "Grasping at Straws Dept" Evangelical leaders have convinced themselves that thrice-married, serial adulterer Donald Trump who has stated he has never asked Jesus for forgiveness, expresses his devout Christianity with a secret hand gesture
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC legislature to Charlotte: if you apologize for passing a law to protect LGBT rights we'll think about modifying HB2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depending on who you ask, the White House has or has not asked a survivor of the Bataan Death March, who bears a suspicious resemblance to Hank Hill's father, Cotton, to accompany him on his visit to Hiroshima
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews says the media is out of touch with most of the country. In other news, Chris Matthews actually said something both factual and intelligent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton:"I will not mention Donald Trump. Wait...I just did, didn't I? Goddammit"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kangaroo Holocaust narrowly averted in Austrian presidential election
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surely my husband's own vice-president will endorse me over that socialist. Uh, no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Where have you gone Jon Stewart? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you"...to crush Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS justices rule in favor of black death row defendant whose prosecutors deliberately excluded black jury members. Except for Thomas, of course
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look back at Alexander Hamilton's warning to voters in the 2016 presidential election. "Be wary of the internet, for Google can be a cruel mistress"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, with 52%, leads Donald Trump, who is at 56%
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My dungeons are simply the best, the most luxurious. I have all the best orcs
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veterans for Peace disbands after world peace achieved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's revisit Donald Trump's legendary mob ties
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh look, the media says this is a horse race. Quick pay attention to the pundits, pollsters, analysts, announcers, and nattering nabobs of network news
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump to Ben Carson: "You're fired"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, channeling his inner Bono by wearing sunglasses inside, says Donald Trump is "the worst and it's scary Republicans love him so much"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump can't be Hitler because our system will prevent that, right? Will Trump start arresting his enemies and declaring martial law if he were to become President? Ya know, the same stuff right wingers have accused Obama of for the last 8 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton divides by zero
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has done one thing right in 2016, he's made Barack Obama more and more popular. Thanks OTrumpa
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Most voters don't want to vote for either Clinton or Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The scandal no one in Washington is talking about". Except for conservative media outlets like Fox news and the NY Post, which have been covering 'Obama's Waterloo' for 7 years now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat Donald Trump is by mocking him relentlessly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like any great Socialist, Bernie Sanders is a little too good at spending other people's money
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that Trump was lying about contributing money to his campaign; he just loaned money to it, which all is eligible to be paid back to him by the RNC and donors
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the state of our political system 6 years after Citizens United. Yes, everything seems to be in order here. Perfect, just as we'd planned
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Crackpot running for Texas Board of Education, who claimed Obama was a drug-addled prostitute, lost her Tea Party endorsement and is doomed to lose runoff election by a wide margin. JUST KIDDING she won by nearly 20 points in March. WTF Texas, WTF
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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(The Zimbabwean)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe explains he's only staying on as president of Zimbabwe to piss off the United States: "I am hanging on because I want to prevent regime change. It will never come"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Don't hold back you shameless NRA forum sponsor, tell us how you really feel about slain black teenagers and their families
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How the Zika virus decimated Congress without infecting anyone
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm leaving the Democratic Party after this election and you should too"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
And because he has nothing better to do Mark Cuban says he would "absolutely" consider being Hillary Clinton's vice president
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich, man of ideas, proposes testing TSA employees for Sharia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas anti-abortion group distributes questionnaires to lawmakers demanding to know where they stand on, let's call it, "the Maninmal Issue"
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Trump challenges Hillary to release her list of potential SC judges. Hillary states she will as soon as she gets around to releasing her Wall Street speeches
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(US News)
 
 
 
Bring in the clowns. There ought to be clowns. Well, maybe they're here
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's been invited to visit David Cameron; David Cameron says otherwise
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The man who presided over the greatest peacetime economic boom of the 20th century does not know how to fix the economy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The last time Trump released his taxes publicly, it showed he paid Zero taxes. Might this have something to do with why he doesn't want to release his current taxes?
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Ummm, I'm not sure that's how Venn Diagrams are supposed to work, Mrs Clinton
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRA officially endorses Trump because if Clinton is elected "we'll all be kissing our Second Amendment freedoms goodbye." Wait, haven't we heard this before?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
US Army Lt. Colonel who runs the US Army's small arms development at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ can't get a New Jersey concealed carry permit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are finding that they don't actually support any of Trump's positions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "If there was only some way we could combine a plane crash, Clinton, AND Trump in one article"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'I had never heard someone denounce deregulation and hail the economic achievements of Bill Clinton in the same speech. That kind of mental combination, I've always assumed, puts you in danger of spontaneous combustion.'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump 2000: Ban assault rifles and extend waiting period for gun purchases. Trump 2016: Nobody loves concealed carried high-caliber automatic extended-mag on-demand freedom shooters more than me
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Local news station helpfully explains how kindness towards refugees will get your entire family killed
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One of Drumpf's advisors has the aptonym Hope Hicks, as in I Hope Hicks vote for Assclown McFarkstick
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Science is nothing more than a marketing tool. It is as unfair as it is undemocratic. That's the joke
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Gosh, I just have all this money. What shall I do with it? Are those battleground Senate seats I see? Have $2 million
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just one in a long line of mistakes made by the news media during campaign season
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly tries, fails to fire back at Trevor Noah's accurate criticism of her pandering, integrity-costing Trump interview
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Compassionate conservative televangelist Pat Robertson says drug addicts who "won't work or get treatment should be left to starve to death." Just like Jesus would want
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pitched the idea of The Apprentice: White People VS Black People to NBC, who wisely passed on the bizarre, racist notion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Donald Trump: "I'm right, and you're wrong" also in play is the "I'm rubber and you're glue" line of attack
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out most people are perfectly okay with refugees despite what the GOP and European governments keep claiming
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
State rep who tried to set stripper age and weight limits won't apologize
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Before he ran for president, Donald Trump was never accused of being a racist. Well, except for that time. And that other time. And that other time. But Pablo Picasso's record of never being called an asshole remains unblemished
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congress to impose Michigan-style emergency management on Puerto Rico. Good thing there's nothing like the Flint River there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver: The delegate math against Bernie is just a media narrative, Boston is not a big college town
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I will be the nominee for my party. That is already done, in effect. There is no way that I won't be"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In Bizzaro world, Glenn Beck is the sane voice on the right
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When Trump sends his delegates to the convention, he's not sending his best. He's sending rapists and murderers and I'd imagine some good people
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are scissoring up a storm according to a noted crackpot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of Texas just stated in its official party platform that homosexuality is ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our Founding Fathers, and is a lifestyle shared by most Texans
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver statistically isolates the effect of Bernie Bros. This is bad news...for Clinton
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The liberal redneck takes on Target bathroom protesters: "Crazier than Michele Bachmann on bath salts"
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the secret and Wall Street-y money funding a Clinton super PAC's anti-Trump ad blitz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clearly that poll showing Trump up by 3 over Clinton was an outlier. Today's poll shows him up by 5
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Have you ever embarassed yourself on a conference call because you didn't mute your phone? This is like that only derpier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma GOP decides to abort a lot of taxpayer money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his sinister higher education plot
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(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
Libya, five years later. The legacy of Obama/Clinton
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton made $5 million in speaking fees last year. Income from his talks will continue to grow just as long as he remembers to not make any of his comments while under oath
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats are increasingly having to ask: "What are we going to do about the Bernie Bros when he formally loses and how do we reduce his incitement of them? It's not like we can shoot them into the woods from a catapult. Wait, can we?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee receives death threats and criticism for wearing hat critical of Trump that reads "AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT." It's hard to take political discourse seriously when it comes from someone who wears a bull-like nose ring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuelans protesting shortages of electricity, foodstuff, medicine and consumer goods find tear gas is still readily available
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former MA governor Weld (R) expected to become the Libertarian VP, thereby making a Johnson/Weld ticket a nationally viable alternative to Trump/Lackey and Clinton/whoever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders no longer just a bit player in the Senate thanks to his dividing of the Democratic party
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Canadians go on The Daily Show to admit they're not afraid of Syrian refugees, and they don't know what Trump's problem is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is why no one takes right-wing Evangelical preachers like Joel Olsteen, Billy Graham, Donald Trump, and the like seriously anymore
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois lawmakers want to decriminalize one of the most dangerous, readily available narcotics known to mankind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My name is Joe Biden, and I love ice cream
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In a first for Wisconsin, the state Supreme Court actually takes a stand against a portion of the infamous Act 10, handing a rare defeat to Scott Walker. Conservative reaction was swift: How DARE they not do what we paid them to do
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The same "expert" who vetted Sarah Palin as VP for John McCain is promising a repeat of that stellar selection for Donald Trump. So, Phil Robertson or Ted Nugent?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"God will hold you accountable for not voting for Donald Trump," claims Christian Evangelist whose God is a vengeful, stupid God
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The mayor is trying to close a bar near his properties? That's unpossible
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Bill Clinton of rape on radio. It's going to be a long six months
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
RIP, Bob Bennett. "I'd love to go up to every single [Muslim] to thank them for being in this country, and apologize to them on behalf of the Republican Party for Donald Trump"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Libertarian presidential candidates held debate which was moderated by Penn Jillette. When asked if he would like to moderate a debate between Trump and Hillary he reportedly said there already was a GIF for that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton has a 3,000,000 vote lead over Sanders which is true depending on what your definition of the word vote is
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It looks like Donald Trump forgot to vet the Twitter posts of one of his potential SCOTUS nominees
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Fake redneck religious fundamentalist offers fake spirituality advice to the fake candidate. Fake
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook gets busy sucking up to FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I haven't visited Iraq because Oakland and Ferguson are two of the most dangerous cities in the world
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 9/11, it felt like the Republicans would reign in America for a thousand years. Now the party [is] effectively dead as a modern political force, doomed to go the way of the Whigs or the Free-Soilers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Finally you envious minions can now find out what Donald Trump is really worth thanks to him finally disclosing his personal finanical income
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(AP)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Release the JUDGES'. Of course Dems/Libs will somehow associate this with hate speech, racism or misogyny
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to get Vanilla Ice briefings, not as detailed as the President's Daily Bieber Briefing
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Last night's Jeopardy, which featured three DC "power players" as contestants, was a horror show for America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin, author of the hottest Mitt Romney Fanfic this side of Dean Chambers is breaking up with the GOP
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
31 Kentucky counties investigated 'election fraud' - but that doesn't mean what you think it means
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
I am Governor Jerry Brown. My aura smiles and never frowns. Soon I will be Vice President
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Forget it Hillary, you're done .. the Donald has finally hired a top pollster and veteran political strategist to handle the Magic 8-Ball after declaring all pollsters nothing but a waste of money. Wait, What?
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Clinton or Trump? I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
How the EPA sided with environmentalists concerning new limits on methane emissions from oil and gas wells over science
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's sudden about face on Donald Trump becomes a bit more understandable as the Donald headlines a fundraiser to help Christie pay the legal bills the gov has racked up keeping his ass out of jail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next up on "Political Action Theater" we have a thrilling video of Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently 'Straight Pride' is a thing now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney on Donald Drumpf: Where's the outrage
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
How crazy is this election going to be? First, voters in the Deep South are thinking about not voting for the (R) candidate. Now, voters in New England are reconsidering voting for the (D). Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump denies that her dad is a fish
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soviet Cleveland welcomes comrades to Communist hotel hosting Republican National Convention
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why do presidential candidates get top secret intelligence briefings? It's mainly to let them know what they may be getting themselves into (and allow briefers to gauge how screwed we'll be depending upon who wins)
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
During an important debate over a funding bill, two Illinois representatives were filmed playing games--golf and Candy Crush--on their iPads. Which is exactly what you want to see your lawmakers doing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly goes soft on Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bernie manages to squeak out a victory in Oregon by a hair thin margin of almost thirteen points. Why can't Bernie see how hopeless his bid for POTUS is?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And just like that Trey Gowdy ends the GOP Benghazi witch hunt with an admission that it was all political theater
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Local councils don't give approval for state government's unpopular development project. So the state government dissolves local councils, appoints hand-pick administrators, and also makes it illegal to protest development projects
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg in the Land of Derp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump to ignore our allies and give into North Korean demands
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the middle of Target to be seen by others
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Two girls stealing Trump lawn signs use the tried and true "We're teenagers. I think we have a little leeway in this" defense
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vote Not Hitler, 2016
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Warehouse blaze destroyed transcript of testimony Donald Trump gave at Roy Cohn's disbarment hearing. Whistling Ivanka spotted hours earlier with kerosene-soaked rags in her arms
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: If President Obama had any sense of decency he would 'share credit' for his lackluster economy with Dubya. He blames him for everything else
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How to fix massive airport security delays in three words: Fire.The.TSA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Visitor logs show Google getting unrivaled White House access, as Yahoo is forced to stand outside in the rain and Bing is trapped in a doghouse on the back lawn
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
McCrory's response to cancellations of NC venues is to resist cancellations. I can only assume he plans to march North Carolina's army into other states and capture sports teams and entertainment acts to force them to perform
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies dating "third-rate hooker," insists he only dates first-rate hookers like his three wives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As yesterday's contraception ruling shows. the Supreme Court is moving away from the ideological battleground that has turned out 5-4 decisions and more towards the consensus based approach of the Warren Court. Hmm..wonder what is suddenly different?
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands Donald Trump the presidency
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Last week: White House press secretary Josh Earnest said it "has nothing to do with executive privilege.". This week "it has to do with executive privilege"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'm focused on unifying our party by ignoring what's dividing it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turn on your helmet lights and bring your canary to warn of gases for we're going into the mind of Trump with a psychologist to analyze it. Scary isn't it?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The 1990s were stranger than we all realized at the time, kids. Case in point: Hillary Clinton spoofing Forrest Gump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee blast White House adviser Ben Rhodes at a hearing and demand Obama fire him, seemingly forgetting Obama has to give exactly zero farks about what they want anymore
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A major political party in the U.S. is on the verge of unraveling and it's not the party you think it is. Unless you think it's the Democrats, in which case, ding, ding, ding
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Those brothers who were trying to outright buy elections are apparently also heavily into tax avoision
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Trump will be greeted at the RNC convention by 100 naked women. This is apparently a protest against him and not something he specifically requested (Not safe for work)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Obama: Ignorance is not a virtue. Trump: Yes, it is
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Hillary won't blow it," an article oddly not written by Bill Clinton
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders: "I don't like the rules of the primary so near the end I think they should all be changed." Reporters: "Hillary would still be ahead of you." Sanders: "God dammit"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump renounces necrophilia... technically
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary super-PAC unleashes its first salvo of anti-Trump ads portraying him and his attitude as against women ...no mention of Bill Clinton being a consultant for truth
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How is Hillary Clinton winning when she keeps losing? *scans article* Huh. No mention of a deal with the devil. Go figure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuban: "A Trump victory will cause a massive stock drop." Yeah, like we're going to go to Ted Cruz for economic advice
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Burlington College in Vermont closes after Bernie's wife ran it into the ground; in response, Hillary's husband promises to open the Chappaqua Institute For Wayward Cheerleaders in early 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
See you liberals, always complaining about Reagan this and Reagan that, now the Republicans finally come up with an anti-Reagan and you still flail your arms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may sue the New York Times for their accurate expose of him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can thank an unrepentant segregationist and racist for accidentally making sex discrimination illegal in the US
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk calls Boris Johnson's Hitler comments "absurd." DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME AAAAAAAAAAYE YAAAAAAAY EEEEEEEEEE JUSTTELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME TUSK
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah says Reince Priebus is like a "hostage actually trying to get Stockholm Syndrome"
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska governor Pete Ricketts wants to make Nebraska the Mississippi of the Great Plains
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yuge Trump fans plead guilty to beating homeless immigrant man. Trump plans on commuting their sentences once he becomes President and to make them homeless czars in his administration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The secret cabal that could help elect Donald Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Henry Kissinger, presumably for foreign policy advice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DNC is starting to openly worry about what havoc Bernie Sanders supporters, who've already demonstrated a penchant for violence, may wreak upon the convention after their candidate's failure is made official
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Flying Dog brewery wins 1st Amendment battle against Michigan Liquor Commission, who didn't like the name Raging Biatch. Let's all hoist an Arrogant Bastard in their honor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal court orders desegregation of public schools in Mississippi. This is not a repeat from 1954 or at least it damn well shouldn't be
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's news, Ralph Nader thinks he's still relevant
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who donated hair to the littlest cancer victims learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she is harassed in bathroom by trans phobic woman
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