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Sun August 31, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-Dumb) calls for the U.S. to bomb Islamist State back to the stone age, which is where they are now. So... mission accomplished?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israel celebrates rocket-free weekend by seizing another 1,000 acres of land in Bethlehem, citing need for places to stay that aren't mangers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Labour MP says his party's liberal-leftie Guardian-reading membership need to confront evil for a change instead of obsessing over multiculturalism and worrying they'll be called racist at every turn
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Parking ticket director hopes to give your fine a happy face, eat more sandwiches
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seemingly unaware of the new guidelines, Ted Cruz calls Obama a pussy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A guide on how to be wrong, gracefully. This is in the Fark politics tab for a reason, people
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(62)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
San Jose and Davis say tanks but no tanks
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist's Twitter feed strongly suggests someone at Burning Man slipped him some of the good shiat:: "@Sen. Sanborn one comes to see that Burning Man is reality and everything else a mirage. I am staying"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Government; because you sometimes rent your farm out for weddings, it's no longer "private property", but a public utility, and you must allow gay weddings in your house, regardless of your religious beliefs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Perry thinks that taxpayers should pick up the tab for his legal defense, but since he's SUCH A NICE GUY, he'll pay for it himself instead
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twenty-three year old Jennifer Sullivan becomes the youngest woman elected to the Florida legislature. You'd let her filibuster your bill any day
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Sat August 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Permanent temps: What your life as an 'elderly migrant' worker will be like when you can't retire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer: Jesus is the 'magic force' that keeps the universe from 'flying apart'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama's border agents encounter militia member near border. Do they A) tell him to move on his way, B) thank him for his help, C) shoot at him
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
California leads the way on one of the most important issues of our time becoming the first state to institute a plastic bag ban
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(170)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Abercrombie blames political loss on gay marriage, wishes Fitch had left well enough alone
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(32)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules Texas abortion limits unconstitutional. Also orders miniature American flags for all
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Saudi Foreign Minister: Enough is enough: it's time for Saudi Arabia to recognize Israel's legitimate right to exist and to normalize relations, and the Palestinians should do the same
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign manager resigns to spend more time with his lawyer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I normally throw up a little when the words Clinton and Bush are in the same sentence, but this is a worthy cause and I applaud the two
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP mansplains that single, heterosexual women support gay marriage because it makes them feel better about failing to find themselves a man
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(308)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says that Obama is going to George Clooney's Italian wedding. I guess it's pretty serious
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that he's pretty screwed in November, Tom Corbett decides to go with Obamacare and expand Medicaid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP. YOU'RE KILLING ME
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama Urges Calm in Face of Crises in Ukraine and Syria. He's a crafty one. They'll never expect that
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(167)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Landrieu still lives with her parents
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(74)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Randian ubermen come together to create real-life Galt's Gulch in Chile. Guess what happens next. No, really, take a wild guess
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This letter sent by an 11-year-old Guatemalan girl to President Obama sums up what it's like to be locked up in a makeshift detention center awaiting asylum papers for freedom from domestic abuse
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
GOP threatens government shutdown. This is not a repeat from 2013
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why won't Obama lead... himself down to Men's Wearhouse and get himself a real suit?
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(175)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Nation Debates Extremely Complex Issue of Children Firing Military Weapons
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
This week: Court released emails showing Walker involved in pay-to-play bribe from mining company; New poll has Walker losing to Dem Challenger; And now State DOR projection show $280m budget shortfall. Can Walker just have a mulligan on this week?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is Governor Rick Perry the Miley Cyrus of the GOP? No, seriously, this guy is asking. Fark needs a "wut" tag
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"I have here in my hand a list of 24 atheists who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the United States Congress"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican State Senator pleads guilty to taking a bribe. News: To endorse Ron Paul for President. Fark: The guy he took the bribe from is now Mitch McConnell's campaign manager
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Will America cross the "red line" this time with Syria in its conflict with the ISIS? You know, not like the other time
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
What turned Gov Scott Walker from an advocate of strict regulations on mining as a state legislator to trying to almost completely de-regulate the industry as gov? Could it have been the $700K secret donation made to his campaign by a mining company?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All of the election models are starting to converge. And they are all pointing to a Republican Senate. Book it. Done
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(217)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative Indiana judge has a few things to say to his anti-gay marriage peers, and he does
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NRA sends thoughts and prayers to family of shooting instructor accidentally killed by kid on Monday. Just kidding, they actually promoted an article with seven ways kids can have fun at a shooting range
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out Obama and Clinton started mass domestic surveillance with an executive order. Just kidding, it was Reagan
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell caught on tape promising Koch group he won't waste time raising that gosh darn minimum wage
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Judges overturning gay marriage bans. New Hotness: Judges overturning polygamy bans
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Problem: Your soldiers keep accidentally ending up on wrong side of border. Canada is here to help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of tepid double-digit health insurance inflation, Obamacare burns Arkansas to the ground, explodes premiums by -2%
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol is wrong about something. I know, I know. And we just got over the shock of Modern Family winning an Emmy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IMF Chief Lagarde under official investigation in France for overpaying, being too 'close' to business interest. Sacre bleu
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott, known for abusing his position as governor to line his own pockets, switches things up by abusing his position as a candidate to line his own pockets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wonkblog: New study shows that white people rarely have non-white friends. Author of the study: no it doesn't
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(166)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Essence of the Blue Dog
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Want to know whether that product was made by a Repuglican or a Demoncrat? There's an app for that
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To be binding, the Constitution requires any treaty be ratified by the US Senate. "International Accords," on the other hand, still are legally binding, but need only the President's signature. Guess which one Obama is pursuing on Climate Change?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know who is not weighing in on the events in Ferguson? Anybody thinking about running for President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Why I quit the U.S. Democratic Party yesterday." Article is interesting if for no other reason than it sets a breathtaking new world speed record for Godwinning itself
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment for lying and stealing client funds. I've got the tag for that right here
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which candidate stomped a mudhole in his opponents to win the GOP primary for Arizona governor? Doug Ducey, the former CEO of COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE
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(52)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
President Obama and his time machine are at it again
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jindal: The way things have always worked are wrong when used for things I don't like
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(109)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Money talks, everything else is bulls***
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(30)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Dear Leader who runs the saddest most repressive country in the world calls the United States' human rights record a joke after the protests in Ferguson, MO
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC News hates freedom and everything freedom stands for
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(95)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Crist has resurrected, usurps the Rich
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(13)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
While everyone sits around and complains, Obama quietly gets things done. Which everyone then complains about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "So you're telling me there's a chance?"
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Tue August 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted Science Fiction writer tries to figure out what is going on in the brain of your average "sovereign citizen" ; and even he can't imagine
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(187)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says dumping buckets of ice water over your head to raise money for ALS is ass-backwards. Tag is for everyone
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(94)
 
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Rick Perry just turned the tables on the liberals who indicted him and put his mug shot to good use
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(291)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
GOP uses Foley execution video in campaign ad. What? Too soon?
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) says that if Burger King is going to buy a Canadian company to evade US taxes, people should stop eating at Burger King in protest, helpfully suggests eating at the OH-based Wendy's or White Castle chains instead
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(202)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps not the best, or least biased, headline to go with for a story about a political campaign: "Mark Pryor injects Ebola into the Arkansas Senate race"
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(17)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Get out your checkbooks. We're paying John Boehner's lawyer $350,000 to fake-sue President Obama
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(71)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Begun the US drones over ISIS areas In Syria have
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to a former Yale Professor and economist, a key driver in the growing "income inequality" gap in this country are those bastions of Liberalism called Ivy-league colleges
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
You really didn't think that the Town of Greece would let just anyone give invocations at town meetings despite what Greece v. Galloway says, did you?
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(92)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly gets checked on his perception of "white privilege." By none other than Megyn Kelly
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(144)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two 20-somethings join together to form a new Millennial PAC dedicated to the promise of "Participation Ribbons For All"
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(37)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"How Hillary Clinton's 'smart power' turned Libya into a dumpster fire"
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(34)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama sends three aides to Michael Brown funeral, none to James Foley's, and don't think people haven't noticed
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(166)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Love-bombing the Scots. The world's most polite independence fight" Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio boosts fellow Republicans at fundraiser" DO A BARREL-ROLL
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, you caught us. We did back up all of Lois Lerner's emails. But we don't know how to search for "Lois Lerner" on the system so I guess that means you are still out of luck. Sorry. It's technology, man
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dan Rather comes out of retirement, tells chickenhawks to "send your kids to war," goes back to eating his Wheaties
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(198)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ex-FBI director Louis Freeh badly injured in car crash. Hillary seen sweeping cobwebs off the ol' Clinton suicide machine
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, I'd really like to hear Sarah Palin's views about the Washington Redskins name controversy," said no sane person, ever
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Crist wants his old job back. Well surely he must be the son of God
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(51)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Awwwww, it looks like the country will just have to wait for a couple more years before Paul Ryan fixes everything
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(81)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The indictment of Rick Perry is just the latest ploy by liberals to increase gun ownership
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(165)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals more outraged at the sinfulness of sugar than John Lithgow ranting about dancing and Kevin Bacon's tight buns
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(63)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The case for changing the rules if you can't win
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(104)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"If we don't grant amnesty, illegal aliens will become terrorists." Insert yourenothelping.jpg here
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(41)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama's dilemma: How do you tell the base that Cheney was right about Iraq?
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(181)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Sunday political shows have gone full pants-on-the-head fearmongering over terrorist attacks in the US. Goddammit, I thought we had escaped 2001
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(136)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Local and State Democrats are bucking the party of Clinton and Obama to get elected. This is somehow a bad thing
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Assad, I know we made you look like the next Hitler and all, but would you be up for teaming up with US and the UK to form a Voltron of Assholes to take on ISIS? Please?
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(158)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Being "pro-choice" also means you choose when to be pregnant
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(610)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Obama promised Coltrane, but gave us Kenny G." Dammit. Government mandated elevator music is your fault, Democrats
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(173)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Because too many rape kits are never tested even in ten years, Wendy Davis, the Democratic candidate for Texas governor, wants to remove the statute of limitations for rape to ensure those rape kits are tested
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