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Mon September 08, 2008
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The top eight gaffes of the campaign season | (31) |
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Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthew dropped from MSNBC's election anchor desk | (363) |
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Muammar Gaddafi gives Condoleezza Rice a locket with his picture in it and a ring, says he hasn't mustered the courage yet to ask her to the prom | (34) |
Sun September 07, 2008
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Fox commentator thinks that if you were for Hillary, you should vote for Palin, unless you hate women. You don't hate women do you? | (208) |
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Remember Todd Palin's buddy's request to seal all documents in his divorce case? The request was denied, and the Palins are only mentioned in the request to seal | (196) |
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Bush, who is apparently still President or something, tells Congress that there's still time to cave in on one more issue before the election | (84) |
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Sarah Palin to do her first interview with ABC's Charlie Gibson | (331) |
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McCain touts Palin on foreign affairs: commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard, because some of them have died in Iraq | (127) |
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McCain's bump is bigger than Bristol's | (159) |
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Joe Biden says he looks forward to debating Palin, except for one thing: "I have no idea what her policies are" | (160) |
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McCain says he will include Democrats in his cabinet when he's elected president in November | (134) |
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McCain says Palin will meet with the media as soon as they promise not to ask her any hard questions | (183) |
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John McCain gets Barack-rolled | (31) |
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Obama: "My muslim faith" slip up | (317) |
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Sorry Troopergate fans: there is evidence that Monegan's firing might have been because he issued Palin a warning for not using a car seat for her infant son, not because he wouldn't fire her brother in law. So there | (164) |
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Obama clarifies his answer on abortion being above his paygrade by not giving an answer and changing the subject | (250) |
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Media ponders the big question of the 2008 election: "Are Sarah Palin's rimless eyeglasses the new Hillary Clinton pantsuit?" | (57) |
| (Princeton.Edu) | |
Princeton built a website to scientifically predict the November election. You'll never guess what the elitist, snobby, ivory-tower, "should I have the brie or the camembert" Ivy League types concluded | (134) |
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Liberal rag The Wall Street Journal smears Palin's record as mayor. I guess the McCain campaign will be shutting out all NewsCorp access now, too | (306) |
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Condi Rice announces that the U.S. is ready to abandon a proposed agreement on nuclear cooperation with Russia. Would you like to play a game? | (56) |
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Hi, I'm John McCain, and I'm voting for Barack Obama | (41) |
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Dear Mr. Obama | (280) |
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The Republican party has contributed to the decline of family values | (86) |
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Canadian federal election to be called first thing Sunday morning. Thankfully, it will feature no stealth Muslims, no pit bulls in lipstick and no one going on about "noun-verb five years in a POW camp" | (123) |
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What Hillary should say now: an open letter to the almost-nominee | (79) |
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Kim Jong Il joins Fidel Castro in ranks of world's zombie hordes | (136) |
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Obama flip-flops on his fifty-state strategy | (206) |
Sat September 06, 2008
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About that list of books that Sarah Palin tried to ban? Fake | (223) |
| (Queerty) | |
Jesse Ventura's stance on same-sex marriage and gays openly serving in the military | (63) |
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That story about Democrats throwing their flags away after the convention? Yeah, not so much. Bonus: the story was ginned up by a notorious Fox News propagandist and disseminated by the McCain campaign | (302) |
| (Librarian.Net) | |
The list of books Sarah Palin tried to have banned from the Wasilla Library when she was mayor. Includes Canterbury Tales, Lord of the Flies, Huckleberry Finn, all Harry Potter books, and Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary | (446) |
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Since Sarah Palin can't use "Barracuda" as her theme song anymore, suggest some new theme song possibilites for her. LGT subby's suggestion | (194) |
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Pakistan blocks fuel supplies to US forces in Afghanistan in retaliation for US raid on Pakistani village killing 20 civilians and 0 Taliban forces. Quick Someone call 9/11 | (86) |
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Remember the jet that Sarah said she sold on eBay? Yeah, that Sarah. Turns out she just had another jet delivered. A "freshly painted" one | (191) |
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Bill O'Reilly sends crack squad of camera commandos to harass anyone who points out he changed his mind about teenage pregnancy the second it happened to a Republican | (131) |
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McCain has now instructed the media that he chose a picture of Walter Reed Middle School on purpose, to highlight his support for something or other about how children are the future | (142) |
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In a moment of bipartisan unity, Senators John McCain and Barack Obama will come together at Ground Zero in New York on 9/11 to exploit 9/11 | (81) |
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While Democrats throw flags away, Republicans recycle them | (174) |
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Republicans not welcome in Philadelphia, as city council considers eliminating their seats: "This is already a one-party town." Welcome to the place where American democracy started | (169) |
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John McCain promises that his VP pick will be interviewed on Larry King. Before he realizes his pick is a corrupt, book banning creationist who needs three dozen handlers to help her properly deliver an insult | (222) |
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Sen. Jim Inhofe says Obama's no patriot because he doesn't wear a flag pin. Uh, Jim? Check out McCain's lapel from the RNC. And Palin's. And Romney's. And Thompson's | (145) |
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Obama assures crowd that he doesn't want to take away their guns, startling his Secret Service detail | (200) |
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Obama, Biden, McCain to appear on This Week, Meet the Press, and Face the Nation respectively. Palin to appear in Fox News documentary "An American Woman", will not be interviewed | (431) |
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John McCain: reformed maverick | (123) |
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Pollsters discover that Southern men don't really need Obama around anyhow | (185) |
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Bombings begin as Bhutto's bubba wins | (60) |
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Leading political analyst discovers the heart of Obama's campaign pitch: "Hire me." Which is, amazingly, the same pitch used by EVERY SINGLE CANDIDATE IN HISTORY. Sorry... is there really still two more months of this? | (28) |
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I wouldn't want to be the one debating Joe Biden after seeing this video | (273) |
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Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong | (124) |
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Convention speeches for each party represented as word clouds. #1 word for Democrats "Change" for Republicans "God". Ron Paul "Crazy" | (64) |
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Sarah Palin's church promotes converting gays to straight. The only gay eskimo in his tribe expected to become even lonelier | (129) |
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Remember the other night when Rudy Giuliani said Obama had "never run a city, never run a state, never had to lead people in crisis"? He said the same thing about McCain less than a year ago | (93) |
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Wasilla housewife writes email to to friends and family giving the lowdown on Sarah Palin. Asks not to keep it to themselves and not post it on the web. Oops | (375) |
Fri September 05, 2008
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Palin's alleged affair downgraded to alleged flirting that was never consummated | (316) |
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"Most Clinton backers say Palin's too far a stretch." OMG, she's flexible too? Soooooo hot | (193) |
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Even Republicans can't tell the difference: TN delegates cast votes for "George S. McCain" | (148) |
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Biden responds to McCain campaign's assertion that "this election is not about issues." Seriously, this campaign has to be a bet between Randolph and Mortimer to gauge the stupidity of the American public | (152) |
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McCain is winning in the "black people from stock photos found on the internet" demographic | (86) |
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The DNC was "a triumph of choreography." Translation: Spinal Tap's dwarves didn't accidentally knock over one of the Styrofoam columns | (150) |
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Hillary supporters come up with best conspiracy ever: The Democratic primary was rigged for Obama... what for it... by Hillary Clinton | (68) |
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George McGovern, 2007 - says he should have kept Tom Eagleton on the '72 ticket. Which makes two defenseless dead guys thrown under the bus by Team Obama/Biden this week. If this keeps up a key Chicago voting bloc will be gone | (90) |
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Community organizing sucks, and there's no future in it. - Barack Obama, 1987 | (138) |
| (Gateway Pundit) | |
Turns out the Code Pink nutbar who bum-rushed the stage at the GOP convention had stolen the badge that got her onto the convention floor. Better civil disobedience through larceny | (99) |
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Oprah won't let her show be used as a political platform for candidates. Forgets she hosted The Chosen One on her show | (206) |
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McCain edges out Obama with 38.9 million viewers, most of whom fell asleep and left the TV on | (763) |
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama? One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy. The other kills her own food | (110) |
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Congressman still stands by uppity comment. Bonus: he led opposition against renewing the Voting Rights Act, funding investigations into Civil Rights killings | (349) |
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Can the super-rich former governor of Massachusetts - the son of a Fortune 500 C.E.O. who made a vast fortune in the leveraged-buyout business - really keep a straight face while denouncing "Eastern elites"? | (224) |
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That green backdrop that was used during McCain's speech last night? Turns out it was the front lawn at Walter Reed, but it's not the Walter Reed you're thinking of | (775) |
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Al Qaeda vows more attacks against Denmark, Denmark readies LEGO Millennium Falcon for retaliation | (168) |
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Former Todd Palin business partner (yes, that one) files emergency motion to seal his divorce records | (∞) |
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"As a matter of history, it is easier to run as the opposition party if you actually are the opposition party" | (168) |
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In McCain's home state of Arizona, Palin's daughters' boyfriend would be a sex offender. But hey it's a private matter, right? | (256) |
| (Right Wing News) | |
The 20 best quotes from the Republican National Convention | (281) |
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Sarah Palin's eBay rating drops sharply on news that she did not sell Former Gov. Frank Murkowski's jet online | (165) |
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Congressman Charles Rangel received $75,000 from the rental of his vacation home that he didn't report to the IRS. Guess he didn't learn much about taxes from being chairman of the House committee that actually creates taxes | (65) |
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The sun will always rise in the east, the seasons will always come and go, and Florida will still be counting ballots | (59) |
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The bounce. It's gone. That sound you hear? The collective 'Oh sh*t' of the followers of The Chosen One | (466) |
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Heart is the latest band to fall prey to Captain McCain's pirate rampage, demand campaign stops using "Barracuda" | (249) |
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Obama isn't afraid that women will desert him and vote for Palin...and that's why he's suddenly enlisted as many high profile female politicians as he can to stump for him...out of strength, not weakness | (235) |
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"No one is mocking community organizers in church basements. What deserves ridicule is the notion that Obama's brief stint as a South Side rabble-rouser for tax-subsidized partisans qualifies as executive experience" | (481) |
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Caption outgoing Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick | (146) |
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Video of the 9/11 'tribute' put on at the Republican Convention, and Keith Olbermann's apology for showing it | (884) |
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Vote: Who Does Sarah Palin Look Like? No, Spiro Agnew is not a choice | (60) |
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Cry Hillary, and let loose the dogs of war | (65) |
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PBS "accidentally" exposes actual title of Republican National Convention | (46) |
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Palin bikini photos are fake. Somewhere, a talented Farker smiles knowingly, walks away whistling softly | (44) |
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Sarah Palin is so experienced the campaign plans to keep her away from the press until the election | (185) |
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The wrong Palin was chosen | (31) |
| (Some Guy) | |
"Obama & McCain to Make Boobies-Convention Joint Appearance at Columbia University". Ladies and Gentlemen, especially the gentlemen, we can all agree that this is a good thing | (31) |
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General William C. Westmoreland, err David Petraeus announces that there will be no major troop withdrawal from Iraq in 2008. Surge™ Accomplished | (85) |
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Barack Obama responds to GOP attacks on him: "I've been called worse on the basketball court" | (365) |
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Sarah Palin's speech watched by 37 million viewers. Expected to beat out Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood in finals | (177) |
Thu September 04, 2008
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It took Palin 6 years and 5 colleges to get her 4-year degree | (199) |
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If McCain isn't elected, Joe Lieberman can basically put a fork in his political career | (125) |
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RNC Day 4 Discussion Thread, Part 2: Cindy, Pawlenty, Brownback, John McCain | (lots) |
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Looking suspiciously like a character from a Michael Mann film, Muammar Gaddafi celebrates his 39th year as ruler of Libya. Is confident that next year will be the year he finally gets promoted to General | (15) |
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If Sarah Palin's speech last night felt a little familiar, it could be because it was written by Bush's speechwriter, before a VP nominee was even selected | (77) |
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RNC Day 4 Discussion Thread, Part 1: Cindy, Pawlenty, Brownback, John McCain (thread closed, please go to new thread) | (π) |
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Michael Moore giving away his lastest piece of crap for free | (338) |
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McCain to accept nomination tonight from "town hall" styled stage, a sharp contrast from Emperor Obama's coronation | (134) |
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Hockey mom has no intention of telling you what she thinks about the issues, thank you very much | (220) |
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Ron Paul appears on Fox News. Somehow, neither burst into flame | (136) |
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Sarah Palin is a fundraising machine. For Obama that is | (π) |
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Poll shows that almost 40% of people think VPILF is more qualified to be PILF than Changy McHope | (156) |
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Bristol Palin's baby-daddy sends his greetings to a grateful nation | (267) |
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Lobbyist Jack Abramoff sentenced to 48 months in prison, where he'll be aggressively lobbied for "pork subsidies" | (127) |
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No Lovin' for You: Proposal in Maryland would ban sexual relationships between elected officials, employees | (54) |
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Fox News reporter pwns US Weekly editor over Palin cover story | (171) |
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Georgia Republican: "Those Obamas sure are uppity." Reporter: "Umm, are you sure you want to say 'uppity'?" Georgia Republican: "Yep. Uppity" | (288) |
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CNN and Kos: Palin slashed special-needs education funding by 62%. Reality: Palin increased special-needs education funding by 175% | (121) |
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New York State Assemblyman takes the floor to announce that goat-milking men should be paid more than goat-milking women. Udderly ridiculous | (24) |
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Karl Rove v2000 - "Did you know John McCain has a black baby?" Karl Rove v2008 - "[Tell] the story of his daughter Bridget's adoption from Bangladesh, Rove asked: "Who knows that? Not enough people." | (115) |
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McCain (R-POW) says he knows exactly how to capture bin Laden, and will, just as soon as he's elected President. No explanation on why he hasn't bothered to share this exclusive hot tip with anyone for the past eight years | (163) |
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Today's massive anti-war rally outside the RNC drew damn near 50 high school and college students | (180) |
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Jesse Jackson hospitalized with case of malignant irrelevancy | (265) |
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Cindy McCain's outfit cost a cool $300,000. Damn those elititist Obamas | (258) |
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Biden's tale of a drunk driver killing his wife in '72 turns out to be exaggerated by just a kinnock or two | (158) |
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AP notes that the media is preparing to "pore over Palin's personal life." What have they been doing up till now -- making up shiat? Oh, wait | (1142) |
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Yesterday's RNC speakers mention change dozens of times, Reagan oodles of times, and mention George W. Bush ... well, let's go to the transcripts | (170) |
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Sarah Palin's hometown is caught up in a meth epidemic. If only our politicians could come from places with no drugs or crime, like Chicago | (170) |
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"I want to thank the US media for lowering expectations by portraying Palin as a hillbilly know-nothing permapregnant ditz. How's that narrative holding up? Almost as good as your 'devoted husband John Edwards' routine?" | (lots) |
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MSNBC.com catches crucial footage of dancing Republicans | (188) |
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Monday: Joe Biden doesn't oppose off-shore oil drilling. Wednesday: Joe Biden evolves his position and opposes it. Thursday: Joe Biden applies ice to red mark on his butt shaped like Obama's handprint | (145) |
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Obama widens lead in two key states; advisors worry lack of photos of Obama holding a rifle and kneeling next to a blood-spattered animal corpse may cost him in polls | (292) |
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Crack investigative journalists discover that the GOP, including voters and officials, is almost entirely white | (388) |
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Sarah Palin couldn't carry Hillary Clinton's jock, says paleo-feminist Gloria Steinem, who's apparently not dead yet | (185) |
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New horrors unveiled: Palin once attended a Libertarian party meeting. More troubling still, it was at a Denny's | (214) |
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Fact checking Palin's speech. You may need to close a few applications to load the whole thing | (∞) |
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Sarah Palin gives a thoughtful speech about how to combat rising unemployment and restore America's leverage abroad. Just kidding, she's a dog that wears lipstick and she sold a plane on eBay | (843) |
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Dems, GOP argue over who has thinnest resume --- will they count merit badges next? | (86) |
| (Some Guy) | |
The Obama campaign's response to Palin's speech | (380) |
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"New-clear weapons". Note to campaign staff: When distributing prepared speech text to the press, remove the phonetic spelling that most 4th graders can get by without | (116) |
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Lesson 1, Ms. Palin: Do NOT fark with community organizers | (90) |
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Fact-checking the RNC Day 3 | (129) |
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He may not be a closet Muslim, but he does have ties to the Saudi Royal Family. Mainstream media ignores story in 3..2..1 | (106) |
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When a NYC mayor insults big cities, a Mass governor attacks east coasters and a socialite actor mocks cocktail parties you know you are at the Republican convention | (42) |
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GOP to the media: Leave the Palin kids alone... so we can exploit them as we see fit | (708) |
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Penn Jillette on politics: "the only way to waste your vote is to vote" | (132) |
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Commander in Chief of the Alaskan National Guard? Turns out, not so much | (93) |
Wed September 03, 2008
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VPILF for the defense. She shoots, she scores | (1024) |
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Repubs on open mic did not say the McCain candidacy is over | (202) |
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RNC Day 3, Part 2 - Mittens, 9/11, and the VPILF | (3683) |
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Ted Stevens' indictment is not based on a bunch of spurious allegations -- it's a series of taped conversations | (39) |
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RNC Day 3, Part 1 - Mittens, 9/11, and the VPILF (thread closed, please see new thread) | (1488) |
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Ron Paul will not support McCain, but hasn't yet decided which third-party candidate he'll back. He'll check with the voices in his head and the magic pixie that lives under his bed, then make his decision | (190) |
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National Enquirer to print story on Sarah Palin's career accomplishments -- just kidding, they've got the scoop on Palin's Extra-Marital Affair with her husband's coworker | (253) |
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An insightful, well-balanced and intelligent review of Fred Thompson's speech at the RNC | (217) |
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Folks at the Dakota Voice would like to point out that Biden's daughter got arrested but the media hasn't said anything yet. Fark: Article fails to mention the arrest date was over six years ago | (62) |
| (Some Guy) | |
McCain meets Bristol and boyfriend, celebrates underage and pre-marital sex | (150) |
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Note to GOP delegates: If a group called the Republican National Convention Welcoming Committee offers you a gift basket and courtesy shuttle -- do not accept it | (73) |
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Kwame kwitting | (123) |
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Captain Tiffany Bilderback says Private Track Palin "is probably going to get teased a lot, they will say 'dude your sister is hot' and things like that" | (158) |
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McCain campaign demands media stop asking questions about his VP choice; indicates she is not the droid we are looking for | (201) |
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The New York Times retracts its secessionist article on Palin. Author flailing arms around, tryin |