(Disnology)(34) Orlando has run out of ideas: Disney may be rebooting "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"
(Variety)(41) Bounty Hunter, Wimpy Kid no match for Alice, The Mad Hatter, or The White Queen
(io9)(48) Trailer for the new Futurama episode. All glory to the Hypnotoad
(People Magazine)(46) Actress said she "wanted to die" while filming Twilight: Eclipse. Yeah, but making that film is a decision that will follow you to your grave, sweetheart
(Contact Music)(51) Tim Burton believes Hollywood will oversaturate the market with 3-D films, given filmmakers have a tendency to run every idea into the ground. Like using Johnny Depp for every f*cking film they make
(Daily Mail)(112) Why Tina Fey is the 'the sex symbol for every man who reads without moving his lips'
(Now Magazine)(18) Robert Pattinson happy to be free of makeup, dignity after "Twilight"
(YouTube)(48) Hitler finds out that he will not get to meet Sandra Bullock at the German premiere of Blindside (profanity in text)
(Daily Mail)(52) And here we have 15-year old Angelina Jolie purple monkey dishwasher
(Daily Mail)(25) Hogwarts Castle burns down after a special-effect goes wrong on new Harry Potter movie. Snape did it
(Some Guy)(180) 10 greatest Saturday morning cartoons in history to the left. Reasonable and sane debates to the right (link images in sidebar somewhat not safe for work
(Just Jared)(41) 39-year-old former MADtv comedienne Nicole Sullivan unveils her post-baby bikini body in new ad campaign
Sat March 20, 2010:
(Who?)(55) Like the rest of us, John Barrowman thinks an Americanized version of Torchwood is a bad idea
(People Magazine)(38) "Jesse James's Alleged Mistress Is Laying Low." Great, now Mrs. Low is going to be upset
(Chicago Tribune)(22) "What are those?" "Oh, I call them H.P. Lovecraft's Elder Gods. You know...for kids"
(Examiner)(40) Penelope Cruz will be playing the daughter of Ian McShane's Blackbeard in the new "Pirates of The Caribbean". In related news, Orlando Bloom has been promoted to assistant manager at Arby's
(Examiner)(22) Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to daytime TV. Where is your God now?
(Bonitis)(109) The Eight Greatest Futurama Minor Characters. You mean, like Fry? Like Fry. Like Fry
(io9)(39) Neil Patrick Harris says there will be a Dr. Horrible 2, but it won't be online, instead it will be a major motion picture
(Entertainment Weekly)(100) 13 child actors who didn't end up working at a drycleaner, robbing a video store, doing porn, and overdosing on prescription meds
(Chud)(59) The role of Captain America is now Chris Evans' to lose. Well, at least it's not Channing farking Tatum
(Some Zod)(50) Eddy Barrows will join hack writer J. Michael Straczynski in ruining the Superman franchise
(E! Online)(162) Ellen DeGeneres arranges $30,000 scholarship for lesbian teen who's prom was cancelled. She even offers to pay for a replacement prom
(Contact Music)(34) Demi Moore and that ugly chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding save one of their Twitter followers from committing suicide. Dammit, the last thing those two need is a fanbase
(TMZ)(34) Brittany Murphy's husband and mother were very concerned with her prescription drug use. So concerned, they assumed aliases and used multiple pharmacies to assist her in getting over 100 different prescriptions filled
(Some Doctor Who Fan)(139) New Doctor Who trailer reveals just how emo and awful the new Doctor will be, and how hot his redheaded companion is
(Breitbart.com)(37) You can't remake the Rockford Files, says John Nolte...holy hell, the man has written something that actually makes sense
(SlashFilm)(104) The producers of the Captain America movie aren't farking around anymore, they're serious this time. The list to play Cap is down to three people. They think you'll be pleasantly supr...oh Jesus H. Christ, are you farking kidding me?
(Some Block of Wood)(54) Kristen Stewart "stressed" at portraying Joan Jett accurately. Yeah, kid, acting is tough the first time around
(The Frisky)(51) Snooki's image tarnished by report revealing that she was charged in a friend's drunk driving death in 2004. Just kidding, this doesn't surprise anyone
(Mr. Moviephone)(50) Movie rule # 74: In every film in which he appears, it must rain on John Cusack
(io9)(53) Never before has such a polarizing, confusing question been asked: "Which science fiction franchise's fans can offer the best sex advice?" Difficulty: not a trick question
(Metro)(71) The hottest picture of Katy Perry wearing an Oscar the Grouch snuggie you will see in the history of your life today
(IGN)(28) A quick rundown on just what Jonah Hex is actually about. You know, it's a pretty cool comic book, it's going to be a lot more than just Megan Fox being a hooker, I mean it's....I lost you at Megan Fox being a hooker, didn't I?
(Powell's)(74) Nicholas Sparks compares himself to Hemingway. Oh, right....'cause when you think of Hemingway, you think of pussified leading men, syrupy, obvious, chick-friendly plots, and sixth-grade reading comprehension levels
(Chicago Sun-Times)(45) Roger Ebert reviews The Runaways: "An all-girl rock band goes on the road, hits the charts but crashes from drugs. This is the plot of a 1970 film named 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'..."
(MTV)(75) Jessica Simpson says we will be shocked by next career move: "I'm putting my hands in different things"
(The Atlantic)(76) 10 years ago today, Bryan Singer's X-Men was released, marking the beginning of a new era in superhero and comic book films
(Rolling Stone)(78) Journey's ex-singer offended by Sarah Silverman's humor but surprisingly, not by his back catalog
(News.com.au)(17) Australia gives $1.5m to help fund a television show about a bong-smoking dog having sex with dead animals, a stuffed bear, and the neighbours cat, tentatively titled "the most awesome program ever"
(Boing Boing)(77) Entertainment industry to use words like "unauthorised downloading" after it was determined that "piracy" sounds kind of cool and sexy
(People Magazine)(24) Dr. Phil becomes a grandpa. I mean, that baby is more wrinkled than a raisin in Nacogdoches. I mean, that's crazier than a blue-tick hound eatin' hisself a lollipop at Sundee School. I mean, do you even GET what I'm saying?
(Prefix Mag)(105) Fox News lady wants new Lady Gaga video outlawed because it encourages predators and is "poison for the minds of our kids" (with vid)
(The Superficial)(309) It gets better - Jesse James' tattooed mistress is also a nazi. Nice
(People Magazine)(18) Heidi Montag fires her psychic/manager and will manage her career from now on. Even I don't have to be a psychic to know where this is leading
(Cinematical)(52) Remaking Overboard, really? Well I guess it wasn't a horrible movie, oh and Goldie Hawn was in it, so you could get Kate Hudson to do her mom's role and....Jennifer Lopez? That's the stupidest farking thing I've ever heard
(TK421)(67) It's like basements everywhere cried out and were suddenly emptied
(Hold Me Like You Did on Naboo)(75) Natalie Portman's career has finally hit rock bottom: she's starring in a romantic comedy alongside Ashton Kutcher
(SlashFilm)(98) Warner Brothers anounces that every major movie they release from now on will be in 3D. This means every movie, including the third Batman film. Damn you, James Cameron. Damn you to hell
(retroCrush)(42) 1971 comic book panel shows Robin knows Spider-Man is Peter Parker
(TMZ)(72) In a shocking turn of events, Octomom is really bad at math
Thu March 18, 2010:
(Aint-It-Cool-News)(201) Sarah Palin is a private citizen who just wants to be left alone to have a reality show on A&E or the Discovery Channel
(Telegraph)(44) India - where people drink from the contaminated Ganges river and often bathe in cow urine - is considering banning Lindsay Lohan, because, hey, even they know where to draw the line
(Some Peanut)(25) Skeet Ulrich has signed on to star in a CBS medical drama that will probably be cancelled quicker than Jericho
(AP)(32) Man outs himself to the world to say that Lady Gaga stole some songs, her stage name, and other assorted things from him to the tune of $35 million
(SlashFilm)(34) Fox is trying to lure Bryan Singer back from Warner Bros. in order to direct "X-Men: The First Class," and maybe even Wolverine 2
(Contact Music)(25) Robert Pattinson, humanity at large baffled by fan gifts
(People Magazine)(38) Feldman now officially milking Haim's death for all it's worth
(Starpulse)(15) Boy George on the time he met Lady Gaga: "I was like, 'Oh my God' You know, I've been that woman'"
(USA Today)(50) Another part of your childhood just died (if you're old). Fess Parker dead at age 85
(Starpulse)(95) Jesse James issues public apology to Sandra Bullock and her family; says the "vast majority" of allegations against him are "untrue and unfounded"
(NY Mag)(25) ABC airs first teenage male same-sex kiss on US network TV, but it was on Ugly Betty so it's unlikely anybody saw it to complain
(Some Six)(116) Ron Moore says Caprica's ratings could be better. Yeah, well, so could the writing
(SlashFilm)(126) Tim Burton to make a stop-motion, 3D Addams Family movie. Subby will give you three guesses at who plays Gomez and Morticia, but you'll only need two
(Chud)(41) Hank Azaria has been cast as Gargamel in the upcoming live action Smurfs movie. That's actually pretty smurfy
(TMZ)(68) Conan fanboys: "the ratings were good enough... He'll be a star on Fox". Fox Affiliates: "Conan? No thanks, we'd rather run reruns of other shows, like The Office. Yes, the crappy US version"
(Contact Music)(14) Alec Baldwin having a war of words with a fat, disgusting ungrateful little pig of a journalist
(MSNBC)(56) Yeah right... like the guy in the three thousand dollar pants is going to get the girl from "Parks & Recreation" pregnant again. COME ON
(io9)(41) If, while watching District 9 you said to yourself, "I wonder how this would look if it were Mexico and monsters, instead of South Africa and aliens," you're really weird and, as fate would have it, in luck
(Daily Mail)(49) Cartoon Network beats MSNBC, CNN, probably because its characters are more believable
(IGN)(129) The ten worst comic book movies of all time. Seriously, how hard could it be to make a good movie about The Punisher?
(io9)(92) Inspired by "Muppet Babies," George Lucas says he wants to do "Star Wars Babies." No, seriously. This isn't an early April Fool's joke
(Examiner)(113) NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows
(The Hollywood Reporter)(103) Nickelodeon orders more episodes of "iCarly," giving star Miranda Cosgrove a multi-million-dollar contract that enables her to buy and sell any of your lame asses
(Mirror.co.uk)(57) Val Kilmer apparently preparing for some unannounced upcoming role in a Meat Loaf biopic
(The Daily Show)(453) Jon Stewart: "He's just like our last president". Texas school board member: "Somebody needs to stand up to the experts" Jon Stewart: "Wow he really is just like our last president."
(Some Guy)(43) Ghostbusters 3 gets slimed by Columbia Pictures, who want to exorcise Ivan Reitman as director
(Den Of Geek)(195) The top 10 genuinely sexy movie characters. Sorry, Megan
(Digitalspy)(44) Kendra Wilkinson criticizes Kate Gosselin of being an unfit mother because she's whoring herself out for a TV show
(China Daily)(39) Robert Pattinson would love to play James Bond one day. Possible film titles include "Emopussy," "Tomorrow Never Sparkles," and "You Only Brood Seventy Million Times"
(The Sun)(37) Michael Caine: "I've never been completely naked and I won't ever do it"
(Aint-It-Cool-News)(79) Teaser poster for 'The Expendables' ... the tag is because "Cool" isn't good enough
(Contact Music)(30) Forest Whitaker credits his 80-pound weight loss to a vegetarian diet, thinks about changing his name to "Leaf"
(Starpulse)(243) Proof that men are stupid and will cheat on even the hottest woman: Jesse James has been f*cking around on Sandra Bullock
(I Think It Was Dark Angel)(74) Nicholas Brendon, best known for his role as...I dunno, some douche in that one Joss Whedon show with the strong chick, was arrested and tased in Los Angeles
(Contact Music)(34) Marie Osmond is a little bit country and a little bit collapsed from grief
(Gawker)(83) Ryan Seacrest's balls grew right before our eyes last night when he confronted Simon. How much did they grow, you say? They grew three sizes that day
Wed March 17, 2010:
(Gawker)(36) Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman may still hate Jay Leno, but not enough to stop talking about it
(io9)(20) Warehouse 13 actors Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly sit down and talk being awesome
(Pop Rox Nation)(48) There's a turning point where your massive collection of junk goes from "You have no life" to "We now bow down before your awesomeness"
(The Atlantic)(110) While "Modern Family" gets all the praise, ABC's other family sitcom, "The Middle," isn't that bad: The dad isn't a buffoon and they're middle-class schlubs like us
(Some Model)(78) Kate Moss addicted to an "online chat website." So, what's her Fark handle?
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