(Houston Press)(62) Nobody can eat 50 eggs: The 5 best overeating scenes from the movies, in honor of stuffing your maw today
(Contact Music)(15) Charlize Theron has a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL of building soccer fields in South Africa. With luck, she'll raise enough cash to fund her G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
(Access Hollywood)(28) According to Good Morning America, male pop stars who kiss men: Bad; male pop stars who beat women: Good
(Variety)(43) "Burn Notice" gets a fourth season, Bruce Campbell gets a fifth mojito
(Contact Music)(13) Jon Voight says that Megan Fox isn't as good an actress as his daughter Angelina Jolie, says he'll have to make out with her to be sure
(Now Magazine)(6) Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig auction their sweaty vests for charity, proving once again that philanthropy is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration
(Starpulse)(26) Dane Cook shows his Thanksgiving charity by performing free shows. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
(Guardian)(148) Anonymous reviewer says that Avatar, at $237 million, is "literally vomit inducing." Makers of Gigli consider trademark-infringement lawsuit
(Contact Music)(21) Jon & Kate Gosselin beat Kanye west for the coveted "Turkey of the Year" dishonor
(News.com.au)(21) You're a washed-up, has-been, British pop star. Do you: C) shop for property in Australia so you have a good base to hunt UFOs? "He needs to mellow out and chase aliens."
(Den Of Geek)(183) 18 foreign language movies you really, really should see
(theTVaddict.com)(43) Get your first look at the new cast of 24. Can you spot the mole?
(Entertainment Weekly)(38) Not so fast, Stephen King fans; that announcement about a Shining sequel was a bit premature. Thank god
Wed November 25, 2009:
(SlashFilm)(66) Peter Jackson says it will take two more years before his audience can say : "Who the heck is Tin-tin?"
(Entertainment Weekly)(63) Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars. Well...that's...you know what, I can't bring myself to care. Sorry
(Entertainment Weekly)(205) The greatest seasons from twenty classic shows. Well, at least it got The Simpsons right; nothing will ever top season four
(Den Of Geek)(99) The good: "Zombieland 2" is in the works and will be in 3D. The bad: it'll come out in 2012, which means that the real Mayan apocalypse will trump the fake zombie apocalypse
(3 News New Zealand)(45) Kid Rock still angry he starred in a sex tape with Creed's Scott Stapp, really wishes it had been Nickelback's Chad Kroeger
(Yahoo)(18) Afghanistan set to launch their own James Bond series, hopefully to be as successful as Turkish Star Wars
(Examiner)(268) Man risks certain death to prank an entire theater full of "Twilight: New Moon" fans (with glorious video)
(Independent)(30) Smug, swaggering, mean middle-aged men such as Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, and Gordon Ramsay are fast becoming Britain's top cultural export to the world, thanks to their authenticity
(Abc.net.au)(21) King Kong's metal skeleton fetches 121,250 bananas at auction
(SlashFilm)(50) All work and no play make Steve a dull boy: King announces sequel to "The Shining"
Tue November 24, 2009:
(Variety)(61) ABC 'temporarily' halts production of 'FlashForward'. Of course, they had months to plan for this event
(Gawker)(82) "She's made more bombs than the Krupp Arms Works and yet Hollywood keeps giving her the keys to its kingdom." Defamer tries to figure out why Sandra Bullock is still a star
(1010WINS)(39) Wait, wait ... don't tell me Carl Kasell is retiring from NPR's "Morning Edition''
(Contact Music)(92) Lady Gaga spent $1,000 on 80 pizzas for fans waiting for her autograph. We can only assume that there was extra sausage
(MSNBC)(52) "Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years
(Contact Music)(19) Regis Philbin will undergo hip replacement surgery on December 1st, meaning we'll be subjected to a rotating series of cohosts designed to make Kelly Ripa look like an idiot
(College Humor)(97) Star Wars Facebook status updates. Something something Dark Side something something
(io9)(68) The ten most promising sci-fi franchises that turned into pathetic soap operas. Why yes, Angel and Heroes are represented
(ABC2News Baltimore)(31) At her signing Monday night, Rihanna kept hundreds of fans waiting for hours out in the cold rain under their umbrella-ella-ellas
(YouTube)(103) Hayden Panettiere sprays champagne all over herself purple monkey dishwasher no one is reading this anymore
(Variety)(44) FX wins cable rights to "Twilight." Actually, "wins" might be the wrong word to use here, but you get what I mean
(Contact Music)(8) Zac Efron nearly gave up acting after his first audition brought him to tears. Better luck next time, audition
(Some Gorn)(59) The script pages for William Shatner's cameo in Abrahms' Trek Reboot finally revealed. It's a shame they left this out
(Contact Music)(23) Tommy Lee Jones steps down from his actor/director duties on "The Lincoln Lawyer" due to creative differences, Anton Chigurh
(Pop Rocks)(131) Is James Cameron's latest movie, Avatar, a financial abyss that will be a titanic failture? Or will it terminate the competition?
(Deceiver)(57) If you're old enough to remember Tai Babilonia, you're old enough to know you don't want to see her naked anymore
(Some Guy)(209) Adam Lambert defends gay kiss, simulated fellatio, ghastly haircuts and similar Bowie-ripoff antics as attacks on the post-AIDS lesbian hegemony
(Daily Mail)(90) Mariah Carey: "I've never done one diva-ish thing in my life. The actual definition of a diva is a woman who sings well"
(Huffington Post)(290) Katie Couric, you look good, won't you back that azz up, you's a fine anchorwoman, won't you back that azz up
(Contact Music)(71) Natalie Portman talks about how she feels like a part of something "top secret" now that she's involved with Marvel's upcoming Thor film. Thankfully, there are pictures that enhance the story
(IMDB)(43) Proving that vampires are in fashion and movies about them must now suck, there is another "Lost Boys" sequel on the way
Mon November 23, 2009:
(io9)(65) New trailer for upcoming "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" is out, and it has... EVIL WONDER WOMAN
(Contact Music)(54) It's the battle of wits of the century: Jessica Simpson versus Perez Hilton. Dozens of brain cells hang in the balance
(Entertainment Weekly)(24) Dustin Hoffman might come to his senses and not participate in the "Meet the Fockers" sequel
(LA Late)(65) Just face it, Paula Deen is always trying to ham it up on camera
(Contact Music)(26) Matt Damon is delighted that he is related to Ben Affleck, but says it makes all those "experiments" they had in college a little more awkward
(Contact Music)(36) Danny DeVito moves forward with plans for a Crazy Eddie biopic, even though he could be sued for doing so. His film ideas are INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
(Wired)(184) Dr Who is 46 years old today, and he doesn't look a day over 2,432
(SlashFilm)(131) Joseph Gordon-Leavitt once again shows why he's awesome, recreating Singin' in the Rain on Saturday Night Live
(Contact Music)(29) Zac Efron wants to play a James Bond villain in "Dr. No Staying Out Past Your Curfew"
(3 News New Zealand)(54) Kings of Leon bassist dates Twilight actress in attempt to create the trolliest Fark headline ever
(Den Of Geek)(74) Back in 1992, the movie Freejack predicted what 23rd November 2009 would be like. How much did it get right?
(New York Daily News)(51) Heidi Klum officially takes husband Seal's last name, will now be known as Heidi
(Contact Music)(14) Is Marv Albert confused by reports that he fought with 50 Cent and his entourage? YES
(Starpulse)(43) Dumb: DMX signed for MMA fight. Obvious: He drops out, gets sued. Fark: He's replaced in the match by Coolio
(Paste Magazine)(182) The 10 "best" movie soundtracks of the decade. The list is full of seven failures and three great soundtracks, which are numbers 1, 3, and 5
(Some Beavis)(115) Apparently, MTV thinks there's a big enough audience out there to release Daria: The Complete Series on DVD
(Collider)(248) New Moon earns $140.7 million dollars for the third highest opening weekend of all time. In other news, girls are dumb and have poor taste in movies
(The Consumerist)(45) If Demi Moore really does have only half a hip, photographer will donate $5k to charity. I can tell by the pixels that charity gets nothing
(Contact Music)(36) Proving that she absolutely cannot overcome any sort of addiction whatsoever, Amy Winehouse announced plans to remarry her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. That's all, folks
(Some Prince of Darkness)(40) Not news: Your dad thinks you're crazy. Fark: Your dad is Ozzy, and even he thinks you're crazy
(Starpulse)(26) Steven Tyler to write his memoirs, which will contain no less than 70 pages of "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH, yih yeah yih yeah yih yoooooooooooooow"
(TV Squad)(41) Hollywood is officially out of ideas: American Gladiators is being made into a movie
(Some Guy)(64) At 36 and a little more curvy than the other models, Heidi Klum explains why she does not mind being an old battle ax
(Some Guy)(90) Eliza Dushku wants to prove once again that she cannot act
(Some B-boy)(19) Frenchman wins 6th annual Red Bull breakdancing championships. In other news, there are still breakdancing championships
(madatoms.com)(74) A visual representation of how MTV became TV. Get off subby's lawn
(io9)(157) The worst live-action versions of book characters. You better believe Ozymandius is on there
(Entertainment Weekly)(22) Now that news of Oprah's retirement has set in, the question arises: who will replace the void she leaves? Subby's guess: Rosie O'Donnell. They're both about the same size
(Nikki Finke)(174) "Twilight: New Moon" breaks the all-time box office opening day record. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?
(CNN)(96) The Office, which used to be about a shiatty place to work, is now about a shiatty place to try to not get laid off from. Although as anyone with a clue can tell you, the British recession is way better than the American one
(Variety)(62) Upcoming mini-series adaptation of Stephen King's "Under the Dome" will be helmed by Steven Spielberg, so there's a chance it won't suck. So, more like Needful Things, and less like IT, then
(The Smoking Gun)(75) Shakira demands vodak and Heineken backstage at her shows. What's her Fark handle?
Fri November 20, 2009:
(NY Observer)(40) The end of Oprah's TV show could mean the end of broadcast television. All hail cable TV
(Moviefone)(114) Top 10 Unsexiest Men Alive. Subby strongly disagrees with #2
(Contact Music)(49) Geri Halliwell greets her hairdresser in nothing but her underwear. Never thought I'd say thus, but I'd love to be her hairdresser
(IMDB)(116) Vatican condemns Twilight as "morally deviant". Because only sickos would even think about drinking human blood
(Contact Music)(55) Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count
(Newsweek)(100) NBC anchor Brian Willams says "The Daily Show" has become indespensible to the mainstream news media. Which is really, really sad
(Contact Music)(32) Sadie Frost will reveal "everything" about Jude Law in her upcoming book. Man, I can't wait to hear whether or not he hogs the covers
(WTVR)(348) Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana
(Variety)(44) Dimension Films will screen "Youth in Revolt" a week before it's release, meaning select audiences can see Michael Cera act like he does in everything else
(Cinematical)(35) Because there were so many storylines that went unresolved in the first two "Jackass" movies, Paramount feels that it's absolutely crucial to produce "Jackass 3-D"
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