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Man vows to fight charges that
he stole 16 train batteries.
You're probably expecting an
electricity-related pun here, but
it's a better time to point out
the culprit is on probation for
sexual activity with a miniature
donkey. Now THAT'S shocking

Man vows to fight charges that
he stole 16 train batteries.
You're probably expecting an
electricity-related pun here, but
it's a better time to point out
the culprit is on probation for
sexual activity with a miniature
donkey. Now THAT'S shocking
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