
| Joe Jonas hates Chinese people | (115) | ||
| Michael Jackson compared to the IRA; both want apologies | (12) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Elvis Costello releasing acoustic album, featuring a cover of Velvet Underground classic "Femme Fatale" | (19) | |
| Neil Young to finally release long-rumored 10-disc box set, highlighting the first ten years of his career. All 5 Neil fans are reportedly ecstatic | (51) | ||
| 2009 Canadiian music awards called "lame", "a piloe of crap" and "tripe", and not just because Nickelback leads in number of Juno nominations | (102) | ||
| "What do Fred Durst & Miley Cyrus have in common?" - Bullying was not the first thing that came to mind | (46) | ||
| The state of the music business: by John Mellencamp | (109) | ||
| (Street Team Interviews) | Henry Rollins on sinking music biz: "I think the major factor in the couldn't-come-soon-enough decline of the major label industry is greed." Hannah Montana too busy counting cash to comment | (52) | |
| Bruce Springsteen finds Max Weinberg's replacement. Bonus: He gets to mail the checks to the same address | (13) | ||
| The Ramsey Lewis Trio is in with the In Crowd | (5) | ||
| Amy Winehouse: "OMG My hair is covered in FIRE. COVERED IN FIRE." Michael Jackson suing for copyright infringement | (18) | ||
| (Daily Motion) | The double-trio tears through 'Dinosaur' on Conan O'Brien | (26) | |
| "I started smoking weed when I was 17, because that is just what you do if you like the Beatles. If this were America, I could probably now sue Paul McCartney wholly on this basis" | (315) | ||
| Amy Winehouse posts a message on the internet saying her marriage is over. Which means chaps, she's single, if you fancy a challenge | (60) |
| The most amazing player ever | (54) | ||
| Sunday Heavy Metal House Call goes back in time a little. Two minutes back in time to be exact. Iron Maiden - "2 Minutes to Midnight" | (77) | ||
| (theGauntlet) | Guns N' Roses announce another guitarist who will never record or tour with the band | (26) | |
| Jurors in the Phil Spector murder retrial have the option of a manslaughter conviction, are advised not to post one more farking NewsFlash about the story | (12) | ||
| 6-year old can play jazz piano better than you can | (7) | ||
| (Topless Robot) | The seven most depressing songs ever sung by a Muppet | (72) | |
| Some have called him the best clarinetist since Goodman -- Ken Peplowski, backed by Frank Vignola (himself no slouch on a guitar), go way back into the archives for "Tiger Rag" | (15) | ||
| Paul Simon was right: Art Garfunkel is a dick | (68) |
| Woodstock co-founder hopes to have 40th anniversary concert. Snoopy, Spike, Pigpen, Sherman, Little Red-Haired Girl and Joe Shlabotnik unavailable for comment | (14) | ||
| Apparently, American Idol trading cards aren't enough. There's now a Bizzaro World version of David Cook | (6) | ||
| (Some Guy) | One of the last original delta blues guitarists is now gone. Rest well, Mel Brown | (10) | |
| Metallica invades SXSW as "young band from Norway", still suck | (39) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Billy Corgan's longtime friend and drummer now tired of putting up with his crap | (55) |
| This one will get under your skin: Sinatra backed by Count Basie, 1965 | (24) | ||
| (Perez Hilton) | Family of LeAnn Rimes' husband confirms that he's gayer than an Oscar party at Elton John's house |
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| 50 Cent to "make history" with Fall Out Boy. If by "make history" he means "set my ears on fire", they he's probably correct | (40) | ||
| (Some Guy) | This headline almost makes sense: "Obituary guitar being auctioned for decapitated singer" | (33) | |
| Rihanna may be able to take a punch but she can't stand the idea of her wild sextape hitting the internet | (123) | ||
| Louis Armstrong & Jack Teagarden tear it up at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival. Audience responds as you would expect | (45) | ||
| Sam and Dave live, backed by Booker T and the MG's, belt out "Hold On, I'm Coming," 1966...fancy footwork included | (31) | ||
| New Order does a cover of the song that put them on the map | (44) | ||
| Simon and Garfunkel reuniting for "Bridge Over Troubled Finances" tour |
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| Prince to perform live in your home via the internet for $77. Bonus: he'll take requests live too | (57) | ||
| Frank Zappa fans in Lithuania give bust of singer to his hometown Baltimore. Will not accept Spiro Agnew bust as a return gift | (37) | ||
| (Some Guy) | "... today, sober and wiser, VH1's 'Behind the Music' is getting back into the studio and rediscovering its passion" | (78) | |
| Behold the mighty King Crimson doing an improvisation in 1973 | (63) |
| Michael Jackson, 50, is so pleased with the way tickets are selling for his London shows that he feels like a kid again. Also feels more youthful | (45) | ||
| Rapper 'King Tut' commits suicide. He could'a won a Grammy, will be buried in his jammies |
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| Geddy Lee on Canada: "It's really farkin' cold." No, really, he said "farkin'". Speculation about his Fark handle to the right | (206) | ||
| Rough economic times are forcing major artists to lower concert ticket prices. "I don't think anybody is looking around and going, 'Boy, I think I can sell out at $150 a ticket.' That's just not today's reality" | (60) | ||
| Country music icon Taylor Swift: "...as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I'm going to". What's the opposite of Giggity? | (70) | ||
| Today would've been Wilson Pickett's 68th birthday - and here's the Man-And-A-Half himself on Soul Tran with "I'm In Love" | (22) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Kanye West is playing a failed rapper on the Family Guy spinoff 'cause playing a failed singer would be too easy | (44) |
| Bob Dylan leaves a portable toilet out so his neighbors could smell what was blowing in the wind. Neighbor pissed | (42) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Embittered ex-drummer for legendary Canadian band April Wine reflects on a career touring cultural backwaters like Bugfuque, Que. and Edmonton: "We went to the places nobody else went" | (50) | |
| Stone Roses to reform? | (55) | ||
| Beyonce is only one of a handful of black celebrities to appear on the cover of Vogue; "It's our annual shape issue, and Beyonce has arguably the best shape in the business" | (84) | ||
| The Pogues. And the Dubliners. "The Irish Rover". Bonus: Shane with teeth | (31) | ||
| Iron Maiden cancel plans to call it quits after next album; say they're having too much fun making music that pales in comparison to that of their heyday in the 80s and plan to stick around into their own 80s | (44) | ||
| This Band Was Punk Before Punk Was Punk | (92) |