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Sun October 04, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Spiffy Moby to perform shows to benefit domestic violence centers terminated by Gov. Schwarzenegger (w/ bonus completely incoherent headline)  (pollstar.com) (34)
(YouTube) Video This week's SHMHC comes from one of longest running metal bands you've never heard of, Therion  (youtube.com) (75)
(YouTube) Cool Andy Kaufman goofin' on Elvis, on the Johnny Cash Show in 1979  (youtube.com) (26)
(Daily Mail) Weird The day I tried LSD - by Andy Williams  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)
(YouTube) Cool Roxy Music perform "Virginia Plain" at Top of the Pops in '72  (youtube.com) (30)

Sat October 03, 2009
(NME) Cool Elvis Presley's grandson gets record deal: "He's a typical 17 year-old, he doesn't get up before midday and then grunts at you"  (nme.com) (49)
(The Sun) Dumbass In an unforeseeable turn of events, Courtney Love announces she's flat broke: "I'm f---ed now dude. I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn't had a decent meal and I'm getting evicted"  (thesun.co.uk) (82)
(G4TV) Cool Queen wants to break free and ride their bicycles onto a new Rock Band pack while finding somebody to love, don't stop them now. Hope they don't get sidetracked by any fat bottomed girls  (g4tv.com) (36)
(St. Petersburg Times) Followup One badass 85 year old Metallica fan to be given backstage passes at tonight's concert; says Nothing Else Matters except meeting the band before Creeping Death makes her Fade To Black  (tampabay.com) (17)
(Twenty Four bit) Amusing Tom Waits on new album: "A lot of applause, followed by a song, and after the song there's more applause and then there's a song. And it goes like that all the way through"  (twentyfourbit.com) (49)

Fri October 02, 2009
(CBC) Obvious Lady Gaga pulls out of Kanye West, tour  T-Shirt  (cbc.ca) (42)
(Metro.us) Interesting Nobody at customs believes Danielle de Niese when she says she's an opera star because...well, frankly, Thor's hammer would not be a sufficiently mighty weapon to describe the ferocity with which you'd hit that  (metro.us) (36)
(Contact Music) Interesting Now that Oasis is extinct, Liam Gallagher wants to keep bees from facing the same fate  (contactmusic.com) (16)
(YouTube) Cool He's an Englishman in New York...in Italy. Happy 58th Birthday, Sting  (youtube.com) (33)
(3 News New Zealand) Unlikely The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, and now U2 are bigger than the Pope  (3news.co.nz) (36)
(CNN) Obvious Kayne West decides to interrupt his own career, states he wants to "take some time off" and cancels his tour. Couldn't be because of a lack of ticket sales, could it?  (cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com) (67)

Thu October 01, 2009
(Spinner) Obvious Even Moby fans will not tolerate Moby doing a cover of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"  (spinner.ca) (71)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Ramones biopic possibly on the way. The movie will be badly lit, badly edited, plot will barely hold together and dialogues will seem written by a 12-year-old, yet it will somehow hold together brilliantly  T-Shirt  (riskybusinessblog.com) (68)
(NME) Interesting Ian Brown recalls Stone Roses' dark days: "It's 11 in the morning and he's snorting lines of cocaine and I'm thinking, 'S--t, is that what we are now?'"  (nme.com) (30)
(News.com.au) Sad Doctors mystified as ex-INXS rocker Jon Stevens' health deteriorates  (news.com.au) (28)
(Some \m/ gal) Ironic Metallica now offers free MP3s online  (roadrunnerrecords.com) (109)
(Guitarburn) Silly The 10 Most Disturbing Guitar Faces  (guitarburn.com) (136)

Wed September 30, 2009
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida 85-year-old grandmother is going to a Metallica concert. "People think I'm weird. But I'm sorry, I like it loud."  (tampabay.com) (39)
(Canoe) Obvious In a shocking and completely unforeseeable twist, Peter Tosh's son has been convicted of possessing marijuana  (jam.canoe.ca) (21)
(Daily Star) Obvious Britney Spears implies that she may have had sex with more than one person at once  (dailystar.co.uk) (58)
(Contact Music) Interesting Weezer change their sound on upcoming disk by having Lil' Wayne and Jermaine Dupri as collaborators and naming the album "Raditude". No, really  (contactmusic.com) (80)
(TMZ) Dumbass Chris Brown has been recording day and night in search of his next big hit  (tmz.com) (21)

Tue September 29, 2009
(Contact Music) Cool One of 1988's biggest and most influential albums, Erasure's "The Innocents," will be rereleased in an expanded CD/DVD format  (contactmusic.com) (89)
(YouTube) Video Dee Dee Ramone made a rap album? Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuh Funky  (youtube.com) (32)
(Daryl Hannah) Followup Now that their pretender is a laughingstock and the entire party is running on empty, Republicans settle lawsuit and apologize to Jackson Browne  (nme.com) (40)
(Contact Music) Cool Thom Yorke somehow convinced Flea to join him in forming a new band  (contactmusic.com) (39)
(YouTube) Cool The best new song from a band you haven't listened to in 24 years you'll hear tonight - "Foot of the Mountain" by a-ha  (youtube.com) (43)

Mon September 28, 2009
(Starpulse) Obvious Fred Durst's wife leaves him after finally listening to a Limp Bizkit album  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (64)
(MSNBC) Sad The Silhouettes are now just a shadow of their former selves  (msnbc.msn.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Followup Lucy in the sky has died, man  T-Shirt  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)
(Albany Times Union) Cool Natalie Merchant tries out her first new songs in eight years...at a Shaker meeting house  (timesunion.com) (40)
(YouTube) Video Alice in Chains cover Suffagette City from 1989  (youtube.com) (51)
(CBS News) Stupid The European Union says your MP3 player is too loud. Also says you need to clean your room if you want to go out tonight  (cbsnews.com) (81)
(3 News New Zealand) Cool Trent Reznor started out by ripping off Gary Numan, then Gary Numan returned the favour. Now they're going to work together  (3news.co.nz) (30)
(YouTube) Amusing Smoke on the Stairway  (youtube.com) (25)

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