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Sun September 20, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Obvious Metallica performs "The Shortest Straw" live for first time in 12 years, despite danger of reminding their remaining fans that there was once a time when Metallica didn't suck  (roadrunnerrecords.com) (75)
(YouTube) Video Something metal straight from the hair salon in 80s Japan this way comes in this week's SHMHC  (youtube.com) (88)
(Telegraph) Obvious What heavy metal frontman wrote in his memoirs: "Then the head in my mouth twitched."  (telegraph.co.uk) (29)
(NME) Scary Leonard Cohen fainted on stage while performing "Bird on a Wire," most likely because he remembered that atrocious Mel Gibson/Goldie Hawn movie (w/video)  (nme.com) (68)

Sat September 19, 2009
(TMZ) Scary Shakes on a plane  (tmz.com) (45)

Fri September 18, 2009
(YouTube) Cool Settle into your Friday with a little Cold Chisel and 'Cheap Wine'  (youtube.com) (13)
(Contact Music) Scary Lita Ford doubles the suck by having Queensryche as backing band  (contactmusic.com) (66)
(People Magazine) Amusing Sheryl Crow's son doesn't like her singing. That's gotta be awkward  (people.com) (19)
(NME) Cool Ever wanted to know who the unknowns gracing some of your favorite album covers were? Well, mystery solved (warning: slideshow)  (nme.com) (73)
(PopMatters) Interesting Tori Amos is a lot like Jay-Z  (popmatters.com) (38)
(CNN) Amusing "She straightened the stuffed white tigers mounted to her shoulders. Blasted her towering blond, bouffant with another spritz of Aquanet and sprayed Febreze on the sweatier regions of a size-16 costume"  (cnn.com) (42)
(PopMatters) Interesting 'Backspacer' is the poppiest, punkiest, and most up-beat record that Pearl Jam have ever recorded  (popmatters.com) (39)
(News.com.au) Obvious Australian Idol winner who sold over 300,000 copies of his new record forced to sell his car to pay rent  (news.com.au) (7)
(YouTube) Video Friday Heavy Metal Housecall presents the blackest of black metal bands: The Black Satans. \m/  (youtube.com) (70)
(Music Radar) Obvious Joe Satriani explains how he got into music: "I told my coach, 'Jimi Hendrix just died, and I'm quitting the team to become a guitar player'"  (musicradar.com) (68)
(CBC) Spiffy Avril Lavigne announces new single  (cbc.ca) (58)
(News.com.au) Interesting Police issue an SOS to help find a white jumpsuit originally worn by a member of ABBA. Thieves probably hope to sell it for money, money, money. Hopefully a super trooper will catch them. Mamma mia  (news.com.au) (20)
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing Killers gig interrupted by man declaring the Psychedelic Furs' 'Pretty In Pink' one of the greatest songs of all time. Fark: Psychedelic Furs then joined the Killers on stage to play it  (3news.co.nz) (21)
(YouTube) Spiffy Verra nice acapella version of "The Star Spangled Banner" by Take 6  (youtube.com) (10)

Thu September 17, 2009
(CBC) Unlikely CBC calls out Canadians to write and produce 13 songs that symbolize their nation, just like USA with its classic songs "Galveston," "New York, New York," and "Californication"  (cbc.ca) (85)
(Spinner) Cool Bon Jovi says he wouldn't want his image singing crappy Nirvana songs in Guitar Hero 5 either  (spinner.com) (52)
(YouTube) Spiffy What is hip? I really want to know  (youtube.com) (28)
(Contact Music) Interesting Stewart Copeland says that The Smiths and Talking Heads are stupid not to reunite, as they could "conquer the world." Copeland's playing a dangerous game, what with encouraging better bands to reform  (contactmusic.com) (57)
(Rolling Stone) Amusing Nick Cave discusses new novel, revolving around a character sexually obsessed with Avril Lavigne and Kylie Minogue: "I've sent her a letter of apology for this book"  (rollingstone.com) (25)
(YouTube) Cool Philippe Jaroussky continues the tradition of the castrati without the whole, you know, chopping off of the nuts thing  (youtube.com) (13)
(YouTube) Cool Oscar Peterson channels Art Tatum for the jazz piano win  (youtube.com) (16)
(YouTube) Interesting Interesting remake of Three Dog Night's "One" by Aimee Mann  (youtube.com) (33)
(NME) Amusing Jay-Z claims his feud with Nas (whoever the hell that is) is bigger than his feud with Noel Gallagher (unibrowed douchebag). I'm sure this won't piss Gallagher off  (nme.com) (41)
(BBC) Sad Jay-Z will have his eleventh number one album, beating Elvis' record of ten. I hope you're happy, America  (news.bbc.co.uk) (123)
(Comedy Central) Cool Flaming Lips to debut their double album "Embryonic" on 'The Colbert Report,' then stream the whole thing for free on Colbert's site  (ccinsider.comedycentral.com) (28)
(The Sun) Obvious Lily Allen blast Radiohead, claiming their attitude towards downloading will turn the music industry into "nothing but puppets paid for by Simon Cowell"  (thesun.co.uk) (57)
(Contact Music) Stupid New poll shows Americans have chosen Paul McCartney as their most-beloved Beatle. Apparently, they found a large number of people who have never heard of George Harrison  (contactmusic.com) (62)
(Reuters) Spiffy After 20 years, he's back in the New York groove. Space Ace sobers up long enough to drop a new album  (blogs.reuters.com) (34)

Wed September 16, 2009
(Google) Sad Peter, Paul  T-Shirt  (google.com) (314)
(Some Guy) Interesting Billy Corgan's putting out a free 44-song Smashing Pumpkins album. Trying out the ol' quantity over quality approach, I guess  (twentyfourbit.com) (65)
(Starpulse) Fail Lady Gaga and Kanye West join forces for the "She Might Have One, He's A Huge One" tour  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (48)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Even though there's no new James Bond movie in production and even though no one has ever heard of them, Muse wants to record the next Bond theme  (contactmusic.com) (88)
(KTVU) Interesting Q&A with legendary producer responsible for Cheap Trick, Twisted Sister, Mötley Crüe, Poison and Ted Nugent. He doesn't even apologize once  (ktvu.com) (38)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Trent Reznor: "The thing that I learned from Radiohead is, I don't want to ask you what you think it's worth. 'Hey, I just worked a year on this thing.' 'Well, that's worth 10 cents' 'Hey, f--k you'"  (avclub.com) (58)
(YouTube) Video Slash joins Ace Frehley for "Cold Gin" at the Viper Room last Friday  (youtube.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Cool Even as an animated lego man, a shirtless Iggy Pop is disturbing  (twentyfourbit.com) (21)
(YouTube) Fail This is nothing short of a crime against music  (youtube.com) (132)

Tue September 15, 2009
(MrDoob) Spiffy This is what Joy Division's "Disorder" needed all these years  (mrdoob.com) (21)
(Contact Music) Followup Korn has no use for God, or ex-guitarists who have found God  (contactmusic.com) (40)
(Rocks Off) Spiffy 10 songs that are slightly less inappropriate than R. Kelly's new single, "Number One"  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Cool Coldplay and Joe Satriani have apparently settled their lawsuit over Coldplay's alleged plagiarism. Joe Satriani will be paid a lump sum, Coldplay admits no wrongdoing, and the court takes judicial notice of the fact Coldplay sucks ass  (uk.news.launch.yahoo.com) (59)
(Some Kid A) Fail Radiohead's drummer, Phil Selby, is going to release a solo album. In the history of music, only two drummers have managed to release succcessful solo material: Don Henley & Phil Collins. And you, sir, are neither  (nme.com) (94)
(Contact Music) Asinine There are better times to tell your wife you've been having an affair than when she's teetering on the edge of death in a hospital. Not for Bill Wyman, though  (contactmusic.com) (25)
(YouTube) Spiffy I see your Stanley Jordan cover of Stairway and raise you Zappa  (youtube.com) (63)
(YouTube) Cool Stanley Jordan covering Stairway to Heaven. Smooth man, real smooth  (youtube.com) (25)
(NewsTrib) Strange Not News: Man born with one hand. News: Loses other hand in a mill. Fark: Can play a mean slide guitar(w/video)  (newstrib.com) (15)

Mon September 14, 2009
(Wordpress) Obvious Kelly Clarkson poses the question we've all been asking ourselves about Kanye, 'What happened to you as a child?' (Some Not safe for work words)  (iamkelly.wordpress.com) (69)
(People Magazine) Dumbass "Bobby Brown: Whitney Houston and I Corrupted Each Other." Up next: "Whitney Houston and I beat her ass."  T-Shirt  (people.com) (5)
(Daily Mail) Sad Ex-Rolling Stone Mick Taylor is fat, drunk and broke and hasn't received a penny in royalties since 1982  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)
(Some Guy) Fail Only thing worse than hearing Bono pontificate about the greatness of U2? A bunch of nerds analyzing U2 at an academic conference with topics like "Vertigo-Event-Context: The Interpretive Lyric/Music Binary in the U2 Corpus"  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (39)
(Wikipedia) Spiffy Although she won't remember it until the photos show up on TMZ, Amy Winehouse turns 26 today  (en.wikipedia.org) (39)
(News.com.au) Strange Britney Spears tries to order a new boyfriend she spotted in a modeling agency catalogue. "He was polite but not interested. He made some excuse to get out of there"  (news.com.au) (36)
(Starpulse) Obvious This country's got 99 problems, but Jay-Z running for President ain't one  (starpulse.com) (56)

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